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[burps]
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[exhales]
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[spritzing]
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[exhales]
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Hi. I'’m Bonnie.
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I'’m an alcoholic.
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[high-pitched]:
Hi. I'’m Bonnie.
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I'’m an alcoholic.
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[Cockney accent]:
'’Ello, '’ello, '’ello.
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My name is Bonnie
and I'’m fond of the grape.
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[laughs]
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Ooh!
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What are you doing?
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Hey, there.
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I'’ll be right in.
I'’m... praying.
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Would you like me to join you?
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Sure, if you don'’t mind swearing
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your eternal allegiance
to Satan.
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I'’ll see you inside.
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Whew.
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Hi. I'’m Bonnie and
I'’m an alcoholic!
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And today, I am sober 18 months!
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18 months, bitches!
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Is she wearing
two different shoes?
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Maybe it'’s to match her
two different earrings.
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I gotta tell you,
I could not have made it
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without the support of
the men and women in this room.
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I just... [inhales]
love you guys so much.
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Even you, Regina.
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I swore I wasn'’t gonna cry.
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Come on, Plunkett,
pull it together.
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[sobs]
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What are you crying for?
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I don'’t know.
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Anyway...
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it'’s time for me to give back.
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To share my experience,
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my strength,
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my hope, with the people who are
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taking their first steps on this
wonderful road we call...
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...not drinking.
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Avenue.
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Thank you.
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Nobody calls it that.
Do we call it that?
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REGINA:
Don'’t get me wrong--
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I feel blessed to live
in Jill'’s beautiful home.
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But every time her friends
come for a visit,
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they hand me their coat.
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I told you it'’s not
because you'’re black,
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it'’s because you look
like my old maid.
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How is that better?
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Is that better?
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Her old maid was very pretty.
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Gotta pee.
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Hey. I'’m wearing
two different shoes.
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Is your mom doing okay?
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Yeah. Why?
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She doesn'’t seem like herself.
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What'’s "herself"?
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Mean...Bitchy...
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Dismissive...Okay.
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Rude...
Selfish...
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Condescending...I get it! I get it!
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She'’s not taking
those pain pills
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for her back
anymore, is she?
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No, the prescription ran
out a couple weeks ago.
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Well... something'’s
not right there.
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Oh, come on!
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After the year she'’s had,
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she'’s allowed to be
a little eccentric.
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The year she'’s had?
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Did she spend time in jail?
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Is she fighting cancer?
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Did her hair guy move back
to Japan with zero warning?
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Oh, please.
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That'’s the same haircut
I give my son.
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BONNIE: I know they'’re
two different shoes!
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Mind your freakin'’ business!
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See? She'’s still mean.
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I think the real problem is
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that she'’s lonely.
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Do any of you guys know somebody
we could set her up with?
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Does it have to be a man?
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Not really.
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She'’s been known to eat from
both sides of the buffet.
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Think I'’m gonna take off.
I'’m tired.
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We just got our food.
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Oh, right.
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That was mine.
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So what do you think?
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Eh, we could toss
a penny in there
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and wish for it to unclog.
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Did you try using a plunger?
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First thing I did.
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Hmm. You'’re not flushing any
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feminine hygiene products
down there, are you?
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I'’m 58 years old.
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What kind of
feminine hygiene products
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do you think I'’m using?
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Don'’t bark at me for thinking
you might still be vital.
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All right,
I'’ll take a look.
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Thank you.By the way...
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if you know
you'’re having company,
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maybe you could put
your bras away?
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You'’re not company.
You'’re here to fix the toilet.
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Well, I still don'’t need to see
those tired old things.
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Though they pair nicely
with those tired old things.
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Just fix the toilet
and let yourself out.
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No hug?
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Well, there'’s the problem.
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She'’s got a tired old ballcock.
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Ah, let'’s see...
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Stuff to help you poop.
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Stuff to make
the pooping stop.
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Well, now we know why
the toilet'’s clogged.
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Hold on.
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Chlorodiazepoxide.
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It'’s gotta be good.
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Hey, did you hear from
Marjorie today?
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She sent me an e-mail.
I didn'’t open it.
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What is this stuff?
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It'’s tofu.
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What'’s tofu?
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A type of chicken.
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I like chicken.
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Hey, I gotta talk
to your grandma.
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Why don'’t you go
watch TV while you eat?
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Okay.
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I wonder what part of
the chicken this is.
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Why didn'’t you open it?
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Because she sends me
her happy thought e-mails
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every freakin'’ day.
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Listen to this gem.
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"If God brings ya to it,
God'’ll bring ya through it."
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Gee... I like those e-mails.
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They keep me from stabbing you.
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Anyway, the reason she'’s
trying to get ahold of you is,
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she has a really nice guy
she wants you to meet.
Yuck.
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You know who else
was a nice guy?
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The Elephant Man.
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Oh, come on!
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Watch the movie--
he was charming.
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Yeah, well, I checked out
Marjorie'’s guy on Facebook,
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and he happens to be
good-looking
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and a very
successful dentist.
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A dentist? Huh. Hmm.
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Yep.
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Oh, come on, give it a try!
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You need to get out there
and have some fun.
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Who knows?
Maybe you two will hit it off
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and he'’ll fill your cavity.
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Your cavity.
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Get it?
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Do a little drillin'’?
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I'’m gonna go eat with Roscoe.
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I'’ll be here all week!
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Tip your waitress!
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So, after my wife died,
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I thought I'’d travel
a little bit.
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Took a cruise up to Alaska.
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Nice.
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Walked on a glacier.
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Saw a pod of whales.
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Wow!
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Met some Inuits.
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They'’re one of
the local Indian tribes.
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[wry chuckle]
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Not to be confused
with the Out-u-its.
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Sorry?
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A joke that the
cruise comedian did.
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I don'’t think
I told it right.
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Ow!
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You all right?
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Yeah, yeah, I just
have this...
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sensitive tooth back here.
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I gotta remember to
chew on the other side.
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Oh...
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So... the Inuits. Go on.
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Why don'’t we go back
to my office,
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let me take a look?
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I don'’t want to impose.
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Mm!
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Think I'’ll stick with
the mashed potatoes.
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Don'’t be silly.
I insist.
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Oh... you'’re very sweet,
but... [sighs]
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to be totally honest,
I'’m terrified of dentists.
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I have no tolerance for pain.
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I promise
you won'’t feel a thing.
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I'’ll give you
a little nitrous oxide.
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Let'’s go.
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[knocking]
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Where'’s your mother?
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Um...
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Out for the evening.
Why?
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She stole three of
my cat'’s tranquilizers.
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What?
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That'’s impossible.
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I just refilled
his prescription.
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I know exactly
how many were in here.
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Maybe your cat
has a drug problem.
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So this is funny to you?
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A little.
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I mean, a cat
on tranquilizers...
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at some point,
isn'’t that just a pillow?
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You'’re just as bad as she is.
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I'’ll save a seat for
your cat at my AA meeting!
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My name is Mittens
and I'’m an alcoholic.
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[hisses]
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So how'’d your wife die?
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Massive heart attack.
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The love of my life
died the same way.
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[both spluttering, laughing]
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Oh, I loved him so much.
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[laughing]:
I loved her, too.
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[both laughing]
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My friend has cancer.
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[both guffawing]
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I haven'’t spoken to
my daughter in 15 years.
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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[chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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What? What?
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Out-u-its.
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Hey, how was your date?
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Not bad.
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It'’s 12:30.
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I'’m guessing the Elephant Man
had a trunk in his pants.
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Nothing happened,
and he was very nice.
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Details, details.
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Not much to tell, really.
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He'’s a widower, so we talked
a lot about losing loved ones.
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Sounds depressing.We actually found a way
to laugh about it.
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Here, free
toothbrushes.
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Oh, good.
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Now I can stop using yours.
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What?
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You heard me.
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So did you make plans
to see him again,
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or is he just gonna
send you a postcard?
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Good night.
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Hey, um, just
a heads-up.
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Beverly Torantino dropped by.
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Oh, yeah?
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She was pretty upset.
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About?
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She has this crazy idea
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that you stole some
of her cat'’s tranquilizers.
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Her cat has tranquilizers?
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That'’s weird.
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That'’s what I thought.
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I don'’t know what to say.
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How about you say
you didn'’t take '’em?
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Wait, you'’re actually asking me
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if I snagged downers
from Garfield?
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Well, to be fair,
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you are not unfamiliar with
taking other people'’s drugs.
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Yeah, keyword, "people."
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And that was a long time ago,
and it was business.
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You know how hard it is
to be a single mom.
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I know, but...
262
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,145
Stop. Just stop.
263
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,147
I am so hurt that
you would actually believe
264
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,366
I'’d be capable of doing
something like that.
265
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,281
I'’m sorry, it'’s just--
you'’ve been acting...
266
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,022
What? I'’ve been acting what?
267
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,111
I don'’t know, squirrelly.
268
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,634
Oh, I'’m squirrelly?
269
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,375
Which one of us
gambled away the rent?
270
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,942
Which one of us
shacked up with her boss?
271
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,509
Which one of us
is sitting here
272
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,206
nervously filling her cheeks
with nuts?
273
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,210
Don'’t turn this around on me.
274
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,256
You know what the worst part is?
275
00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:18,738
I spent the whole night bragging
about my extraordinary daughter
276
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,958
and how much
our relationship had healed.
277
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,307
Thanks for making
me a liar.
278
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,613
Mom, please,
I'’m sorry.
279
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,962
I don'’t want
to hear it.
280
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,964
Cat tranquilizers,
unbelievable.
281
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,618
I said I was sorry!
282
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,968
I believe you!
283
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,842
BONNIE:
Forgot my purse.
284
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,147
Here you go.
285
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,415
What?
286
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:45,982
Really?
287
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,810
With your cholesterol?Don'’t start.
288
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,812
It'’s just-- you were
so good all weekend.
289
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,553
Then I'’ve earned this.
290
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,381
Fine, die young.
291
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:56,297
Leave me in that
big house all alone.
292
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,821
We have a year to give
you two a gift, right?
293
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,172
You won'’t
believe this.
294
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,565
What?
295
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,567
The dentist I fixed
your mom up with
296
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,874
just checked himself
into Betty Ford.
297
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,138
22 years of sobriety
down the toilet.
298
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,661
Oh, God.
299
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,576
She went to dinner
with him last night.
300
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,447
How was she
when she came home?
301
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,536
She was in a great mood--
bubbly, chatty and...
302
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,495
Oh, I am such
an idiot.
303
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,890
Not your fault.
304
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,893
One of the neighbors came
over and accused her
305
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,199
of stealing her
cat'’s tranquilizers.
306
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,853
Cats have tranquilizers?
307
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,507
Oh, yeah.
308
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,030
Wash '’em down with
a dry chardonnay.
309
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:34,988
Meow.
310
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,730
[sighing]:
Oh, God, Mom.
311
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,907
Seems we have
a situation here.
312
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,647
Hey, guys.
313
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:45,955
What?
314
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,304
We need to talk.
315
00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:48,479
Okay, just give me a minute.
316
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:49,741
I think I left my lights on.
317
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,833
She'’s not coming
back, is she?
318
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,967
Mom, wait.
319
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,621
No, I don'’t think so.
320
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,319
[car horn honks, tires screech]
321
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,930
[car horns honking]
322
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,021
Wow, she'’s fast!
323
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,762
She'’s all legs,
and she'’s on drugs!
324
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,895
Mom, wait!
325
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:13,896
Bonnie!
326
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,593
CHRISTY:
Mom!
327
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,986
Where are
you going?!
328
00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:18,335
Bonnie, stop!
329
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,339
[panting]
330
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,342
You all right?
331
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,691
Yeah, go on, I'’m fine.
332
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:27,823
I'’ll stay here
with her
333
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,303
in case Bonnie
doubles back.
334
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,261
That'’s the cream cheese talking!
335
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,526
JILL:
Bonnie!
336
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,485
CHRISTY:
Mom, please!
337
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,056
Oh, my God.
338
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,024
Mom, stop!
339
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,374
What are you doing?
340
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,246
Go away![sighs]
341
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,638
Come on.
342
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:01,988
Let me help you.
343
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,337
I don'’t need
your help.
344
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,295
I'’ve got it under control.
345
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:08,690
How is this having it
under control?
346
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,996
Don'’t make me jump.
347
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,606
I swear I will jump.
348
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,043
Go ahead.
349
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,436
The ground is rubber.
350
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,920
Just leave me alone.
351
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,533
You know what?
352
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,710
Fine.
353
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,494
Have a nice life.
354
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,585
What'’s that supposed to mean?
355
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,546
It means you and me are through.
356
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,027
What are you talking about?
I'’m your mother.
357
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,333
You'’re a crazy old woman
on top of a jungle gym.
358
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,639
Old?!
359
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,510
I outran you.
360
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,819
You looked me right in the eye,
and you lied to me.
361
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,516
You lied
to everybody!
362
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,866
Well, maybe I don'’t want
to be sober anymore!
363
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,694
Maybe I'’m done with that!
364
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,089
Fine.
365
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,135
But you'’re also done with me,
366
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,137
and you'’re done
with your grandchildren.
367
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,094
Christy...
368
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:12,014
I'’ll still see my grandson when
he comes to play in the park!
369
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,543
You doing okay, hon?
370
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,545
I'’m fine.
371
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,333
Walking away was the
right thing to do.
372
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,291
I know.
373
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,467
You'’re not responsible
for Bonnie'’s sobriety.
374
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,296
I get it.
375
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,476
It'’s just...
376
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,175
I can'’t believe
she threw it all away.
377
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,569
Honey, she'’s
an alcoholic.
378
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,528
She'’s my mom.
379
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,881
Yeah, well, you got to
separate those two out.
380
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:58,191
That'’s real easy
for you to say, but...
381
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,369
...she'’s not
your mother.
382
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:04,936
And...
383
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:09,115
...like an idiot,
384
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,639
I thought she was finally mine.
385
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,126
What'’d I miss?
386
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,310
[cell phone buzzes]
387
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,837
Hello?
388
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,186
BONNIE:
Christy.
389
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,188
[sighs]
Where are you?
390
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,537
Uh...
391
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,496
uh, I'’m in jail.
392
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,194
Oh, God.
393
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,543
Are you okay?
394
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,546
Yeah, just got a DUI.
395
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,506
Can you come bail me out?
396
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,985
Yeah.
397
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,031
J-Just so you know--
398
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,772
I was fine to drive.
399
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,383
The cop was just a jerk
trying to fill her quota.
400
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,434
So it'’s the cop'’s fault?
401
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,784
[sighs]
I can'’t say it loud, but...
402
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,091
[whispers]:
she'’s an angry lesbian.
403
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:20,099
You know what, I'’ll come get you
in the morning.
404
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,318
What?
405
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,494
You'’re gonna leave me here?
406
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:25,843
Yeah, I am, Mom.
407
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,454
Christy, don'’t you dare...
408
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,989
[cries]
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