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Hello? Mom!
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BONNIE:
Christy?
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Can you help me
with the groceries?
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Help!
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Yeah, I need your help!
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No! I need your help!
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'’Cause your life'’s
more important than mine.
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Damn it! Get your
ass up here!
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Well, I know what this is about.
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Hurry!
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Relax.
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I splurged and got
the kind the bears like.
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Oh, my God!
What happened?!
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I threw my back out really bad.
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How?
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I was taking a shower.
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I bent down to pick up the soap.
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And?
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That'’s it!
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How did you get
out of the shower?
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I don'’t know. Gravity.
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Should I call 911?
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No, just get me
to the bed.
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Okay, well, can you stand up?
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Do you think if I could stand
up, I might'’ve done that by now?
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Good point.
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Oh! That'’s too much Mommy naked.
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[clears throat]
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All right, well...
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let'’s try this.
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[grunting]
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Oh!Sorry!
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Ow!Sorry!
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Oh! Aah!Sorry!
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[sighing]
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How do you want to do
this next part?
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Rent a crane?
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Pull me to my knees.
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[both grunting]
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[panting, groaning]
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Okay, now what?
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We take a break.
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This is crazy!
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Why don'’t I call a doctor?
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No!Why not?
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I didn'’t sign up
for ObamaCare, okay?
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I forgot.
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Now lift my ass
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so it'’s parallel
to the bed.
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All right.
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[yells]
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This reminds me
of my eighth birthday.
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What are you talking about?
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You passed out
at Chuck E. Cheese,
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and me and the big rat had
to get you out of the ball pit.
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That didn'’t happen.
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Yeah, okay, and the rat wasn'’t
sitting at the breakfast table
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when I came down in the morning.
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You ready?
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Uh... yeah.
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On the count of three.
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One...[yelling]
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What was that?!
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I didn'’t want you to tense up.
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Are you okay?
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No, I'’m not okay!
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[panting]
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All right, well, do you want
to change into something
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more comfortable
than a shower curtain?
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No! I like my
shower curtain.
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We'’ve been through
a lot together.
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How about some aspirin?
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Yeah, with a
heroin chaser.
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Here we go.
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I'’m not a dog!
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Uh, okay.
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I'’m gonna go put
the groceries away.
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Is there anything else I can do?
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Put a pillow over my face
and finish the job.
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So tempting.
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[crying]
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Mom,
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it'’s gonna be okay.
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No, it'’s not.
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I have to pee.
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Oh, hi, Candace.
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Is Baxter around?
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Ah, in the pool with Roscoe.
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Isn'’t that nice?
[chuckles]
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No, I don'’t think I can come by
and take a dip.
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Uh, actually,
that'’s why I'’m calling.
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My mom threw her back out
last night, and I was wondering
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if you could keep Roscoe
for another day or two.
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Oh, thanks.
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That-that really helps me out.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, sure.
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I can see how he might
get confused
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as to where his real home is.
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Hang on a second.
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I hate you, you miserable cow.
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[yells]
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Beep, beep, beep, beep.
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Still not funny.
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I really think we should
take you to the doctor.
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I'’m fine.
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Mom, seriously, you need to...
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I said I'’m fine.
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I just need
some coffee.
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Would you like me
to get it for you?
No!
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Gonna get it myself.
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Okay. [clears throat]
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But this is going on YouTube.
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Welcome to
Profiles in Courage.
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Injured in a tragic soap
retrieval accident,
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Bonnie Plunkett
is now attempting
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to live a normal life.
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Let'’s watch.
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Don'’t make me hurt you.
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Oh, please try.
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Please?
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These simple tasks
you and I take for granted
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require a heroic effort
from the plucky Plunkett.
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Do we have any straws?
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Top shelf.
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[grunting]
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Can I help you now?
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Let me hear the words.
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Help me!
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Good.
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Let'’s take you
to the clinic.
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[grunting]
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Uh, uh, here we go.
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Slowly.
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Slowly, slowly.
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Okay.
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[gasping]
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Oh! [crying]
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Come on, Mom.
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Everything'’s
gonna be fine.
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No, it'’s not!
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I have to pee again!
[crying]
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Well, you really shouldn'’t
drink so much coffee.
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[sputters]
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I can'’t believe we have to wait
this long to see a doctor.
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I think the bleeding people
go first.
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Fine, then stab me.
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Mrs. Plunkett?
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It'’s Ms.
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He means me.
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I'’m the Ms. he means.
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Hello.
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Hi. All right.
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Let'’s take a look here.
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Do you want me
to disrobe?
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That'’s okay.
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How about me?
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What were you doing
when you injured your back?
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[laughs]
Skiing.
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She fell in the shower.
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At the ski resort.
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[grunting]
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It'’s probably just
a severe muscle spasm.
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It happens
to people your age.
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There'’s the stab.
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We'’ll take a few X-rays
just to be sure.
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But if everything looks okay,
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we'’ll just send you home
with some pain pills.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Problem?
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I'’m in recovery.
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I have to be, uh, careful
with that stuff.
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So, do you not want me to...?No, no.
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I didn'’t say that.
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Because stretching exercises
could also...
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Hang on.
How do we do this?
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I'’ll call Marjorie.
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Oh, God! We know
what she'’s gonna say.
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Pills. P-I-L-L-S.
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People In Life Losing Sobriety.
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[shushes]
Hang on.
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Marjorie?
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Here, talk to Bonnie.
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Yeah, hey, listen. Um...
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I'’m at the clinic.
I hurt my back.
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Doctor wants to
give me pain pills.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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She wants to talk to you.
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Hi.
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No, she'’s not faking.
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Hang on.
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She wants to
talk to you.
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Hello?
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One every four hours
as needed for pain.
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Hold on.
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Back to you.
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Yes, he is as hot
as he sounds.
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Okay, unless the phone'’s
gonna do another lap,
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I'’ll go order the X-rays.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Thanks, Marjorie.
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Yeah, I understand.
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Got it.
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All right,
I'’ll talk to you later.
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She says it shouldn'’t
be a problem
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as long as you monitor
how many pills I take.
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It'’s my tenth birthday
all over again.
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Okay, it'’s 11:00.
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No more until 3:00 a.m.
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Assuming I'’m in pain.
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Exactly. Might
not even need it.
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Look at us being
responsible with drugs.
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Right? "Take as directed."
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It'’s hilarious.
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[deep male voice]:
Hey, baby. Miss me?
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Coming to bed?
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Coming.
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'’Cause I miss you.
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ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
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Thanks for bringing
the meeting here.
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The pain meds are
helping a little,
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but I still can'’t get
out of the house.
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Did they give you the 500
milligrams or the 750s?
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750s.
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[all oohing]
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God, why can'’t I be old
and fall in the shower?
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Yeah, well, anyway, uh,
pills were never my thing,
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so it'’s not a big deal.
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Are you swallowing them
or are you snorting them?
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I'’m taking them as directed.
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I don'’t understand.
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She'’s following
the doctor'’s orders.
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And I'’m proud of her.
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Me, too.Thank you.
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Anyway, that'’s...
that'’s all from me.
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Thanks, Bonnie.
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Who wants to go next?
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Can we at least
see them?
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Who wants to go next?
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I'’ll go.
[clears throat]
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Hi, I'’m Christy.
I'’m an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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Okay, well, I'’m
glad my mom is
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handling the pain
pills so well,
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'’cause I got to tell you,
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just having them in the house
is a little tricky for me.
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When I was drinking and using,
those things were like candy.
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Like M&M'’s without the calories.
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Pills were always a way for me
to escape reality,
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and lately it'’s been something
I'’ve been kind of wanting to do.
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Between my
19-year-old daughter
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moving in with her
middle-aged fiancé...
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[whispers]:
42.
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[whispers]:
Ew!
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...and my son who'’d
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rather spend his weekends
with his father
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and his rich new girlfriend
with the boob job
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and the Botox
and the lips and...
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No offense.
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And on top of that,
there'’s work and school
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and, you know, North Korea.
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And it all goes away
with a couple of pills,
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two bottles of red wine
and a big fat joint.
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A big fatty.
266
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:29,096
But...
267
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,576
you know what else goes away?
268
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,275
My family, my freedom,
269
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,581
my friends.
270
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,888
Pretty much everything
that'’s important to me.
271
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,763
Anyway, I'’m just glad
you all came over.
272
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,895
It really helps
to share.
273
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,768
Speaking of which,
you'’re gonna love this.
274
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,556
CHRISTY:
Welcome to Profiles in Courage.
275
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,650
All right, I'’m going to work.
276
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,608
Do you need anything?I'’m fine.
277
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,915
Got my chips, got some tea,
got my remote.
278
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,264
Do you need to go pee-pee?
279
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,661
No.
280
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,055
Okay, you can take
another pill in two hours
281
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,665
or as needed for pain.
282
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:17,622
You got it, boss.
283
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:18,972
See you later then.
284
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,495
And I like that.
285
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,889
Keep calling me that.
286
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,678
[turns TV off]
287
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,509
"As needed."
288
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,426
Well, let'’s see.
289
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,183
Okay.
290
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,228
Not there.
291
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,939
Oh, yeah, it'’s needed!
292
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,642
[deep male voice]:
Hi, beautiful.
293
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,384
No.
294
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,436
Why you playing hard to get?
295
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,401
[sighs]
296
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,554
Oh, who am I kidding?
297
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,558
[high voice]:
Don'’t do it, Bonnie!
298
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,343
Don'’t do it!
299
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,173
[doorbell rings]
300
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,619
Hi, have you heard
the good news?
301
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,447
I have not. Come on in.
Tell me all about it.
302
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,971
Um, okay.
303
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,277
Thanks.
304
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,322
Please, sit.
305
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,845
I'’m Bonnie, by the way.
306
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,586
Hi, Bonnie. I'’m Cliff.And I'’m Chip.
307
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,285
Of course you are!
308
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,156
So, tell me about your god.
309
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,419
Is he a big guy on a throne
or is he just everywhere?
310
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,552
Um, I like the
everywhere idea.
311
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,553
Me, too. Up top.
312
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,251
Oh!
313
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,426
[both laugh]
314
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,037
Okay, let'’s hear the pitch.
315
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,429
Oh, okay, um,
so your immortal soul...Oh!
316
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:53,953
Hold that thought.
317
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,432
I'’m gonna rustle us up
some pork chops.
318
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,739
Oh.
319
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,349
Does your god let you eat pork?
320
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,524
Uh, yeah.
321
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,438
Sign me up!
322
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:08,054
We are getting
really good at this!
323
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,839
Okay, I like everything
I'’m hearing.
324
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,102
Love the angels, golden scrolls.
325
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,713
Forgiveness of sins--
very big issue for me.
326
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,065
But here'’s a hypothetical.
327
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,588
Let'’s say I do
something really bad.
328
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,068
And I'’m not talking
masturbation.
329
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,026
Everybody masturbates.
330
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:30,990
I'’m thinking
I kill a couple of guys.
331
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,731
What'’s your church'’s
forgiveness policy on that?
332
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,342
Wha...?
333
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,823
What couple of guys
you talking about?
334
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,043
I don'’t know.
Anybody who pisses me off.
335
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,176
[bell dings]Ooh! Apple turnovers.
336
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,743
We'’ve got to get out of here.
337
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,400
I left my Bible!
338
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,359
I'’ll get you another one!
339
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,901
Oh, hey.
340
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,034
Hey. How are you feeling?
341
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,776
Oh, not so good.
342
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:24,391
Sleeping on this couch
didn'’t do me any favors.
343
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,697
When was the last time
you took a pill?
344
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,482
Ooh.
[sputters]
345
00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,440
Not since you left.
346
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:33,661
Mom, don'’t be a hero.
347
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,838
Wait here.
I'’ll go get you one.
348
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,844
Thanks.
349
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,381
Where'’d this come from?
350
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,386
Do you need anything
before I get into bed?
351
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,735
No, I'’m doing
pretty good over here.
352
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:05,780
How are you doing?
353
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,478
Well, I'’ll admit...
354
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,655
I was kind of wrestling
with these pills being around.
355
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,354
But sharing about it
really helped.
356
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:17,270
Sure? '’Cause the minute those
things threaten your sobriety,
357
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,923
just say the word,
I'’ll flush them.
358
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:22,579
Wow. You have
changed so much.
359
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,581
[laughs]
360
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,630
I guess I have.
361
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,153
All right, good night.
362
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,112
I love you.
I love you, too.
363
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,444
Now what?
364
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,185
Nothing. I just got to pee.
365
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,195
[knocking]
366
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,198
Good news.
367
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,113
Your X-rays look fine.
368
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,072
Oh, great! I'’d hate to have
slipped a disk or something.
369
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,552
[chuckles]
Help me down?
370
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:23,814
Oh, sure.
371
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,120
Thanks, Doc.
372
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,513
Ooh.
373
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,949
Still pretty tender, huh?
374
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,257
Yeah. No more snowboarding
for this gal.
375
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,650
You know, I'’m happy to prescribe
some pain medication.
376
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,522
Gosh, uh, I don'’t know.
377
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,698
As an athlete, I try to stay
away from that stuff.
378
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,396
Please, let me write you
a prescription.
379
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,964
Eh... all right.
380
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,184
Make it for the 750s.
381
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,205
[growls]
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