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Do you really
have to run off?
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Snuggling afterwards
is the best part.
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Gabriel, you can'’t own a penis
and say that.
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So when can I
see you again?
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I don'’t know, I'’m just
crazy busy these days.
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Fine.
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I'’ll just wait for you to call
and then make myself pretty.
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I know you'’re kidding,
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but it wouldn'’t hurt
to do a little manscaping.
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[knocking]
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That'’s housekeeping.
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Come back later!
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CLAUDIA:
I need to see you now, Gabriel!
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It'’s my wife.
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My boss.
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Hide.
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Get in the bathroom.
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What if she has to pee?
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You'’re right,
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she does like to
mark her territory.
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CLAUDIA:
What are you doing in there?
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Um, I'’m hiding
the hookers and the drugs.
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What do you think I'’m doing?
Quick, get in.
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Are you kidding me?
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You got a better idea?
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Oh, is this underwear clean?
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Get in!
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And no.
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Uh... uh, one minute!
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[knocking]
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Hey, what brings you by?
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I know this might be
difficult for you,
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but I need you to sign
this separation agreement.
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No problem. Okie dokie.
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Wow, I expected you
to make a scene.
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No scene.
Here you go. Bye!
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Bye.
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Wait a minute.
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What are you doing
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with my Louis Vuitton?
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Um, the maid packed
my clothes in it.
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I thought it was a parting gift.
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Well, it'’s not. I want it back.
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Well, uh, that'’s too bad.
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Possession is nine-tenths
of the...
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whatchamacallit, the law.
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The hell it is.
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What do you
have in here?
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All my self-help books.
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Now give it back!
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CLAUDIA:
Damn it, Gabriel,
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this is my suitcase.
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I'’ll return it to you when
I'’m no longer living out of it!
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Fine!
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Keep it!
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Oh...
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Oh... I am so sorry.
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It'’s okay.
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That was really close.
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What was that?I don'’t know.
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I am just really
turned on right now.
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Getting locked in a suitcase
does it for you?
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Oh, just shut up
and be grateful.
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Seriously? In a suitcase?
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Louis Vuitton.
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Classy.
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I don'’t understand it,
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but it was the hottest
sex we'’ve ever had.
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Really? Gabriel?
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The guy who can only do it
with his T-shirt on?
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He has a third nipple;
he'’s self-conscious.
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I get why it was hot.
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It'’s the danger.
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One time,
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I was running
with the Black Panthers.
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We knocked off a bank
in Oakland.
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Me and this guy Jamal
did it in the getaway car.
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The indelible ink
exploded all over us.
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My ass was blue for a month.
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I'’m watching a sweet old lady
put rolls in her purse,
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and I just can'’t get my head
around that story.
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That'’s nothing;
Jamal'’s a senator now.
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You know, Christy,
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that kind of sex is fine
once in a while,
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but, uh, with you
it'’s a little worrisome.
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Why?Well, honey,
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since I'’ve known you,
you'’ve only enjoyed sex with men
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when there was
an element of danger.
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That'’s not true.
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I hate to say it, but I think
old blue ass has a point.
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When we met, you were sleeping
with your married boss.
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And then the drunk,
pothead fireman.
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Yeah. He was fun.
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And then your ex-husband,
on your front lawn.
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It was not on
the front lawn,
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it was in his van.
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Which was technically
his house.
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Well, now that you'’re sober,
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you might want to start thinking
about finding someone
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you can have an honest,
intimate relationship with.
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Hey, I am
plenty intimate.
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MARJORIE:
Really?
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You talk and you share?
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You let your true self be seen?
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I have a true self?
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Intimacy, Christy.
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Break it down.
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"Into-me-see."
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You say that
kind of crap to Jamal?
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I was a heroin addict back then.
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I didn'’t do that much talking.
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Okay, I have
to go to work.
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Thanks for the...
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I don'’t know
what that was.
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Bye, honey.
Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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Are you gonna take
your butter patties?
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Help yourself.
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We should get the check.
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I almost drank last night.
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Go away.
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What?
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I was grocery shopping,
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they were handing out samples
of turkey meatballs.
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Next thing I know,
I'’m standing in the liquor aisle
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trying to decide whether to
get drunk on vodka or bourbon.
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Well, that bourbon pairs better
with turkey.
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That'’s it? No speech?
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Well, come on, Bonnie,
you know why this happened.
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It'’s about losing Alvin.
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I have never been
in this much pain.
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I go to bed thinking about him,
I wake up thinking about him...
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nonstop.
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I understand.
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So what do I do?
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You could try
getting out of your head
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by helping other people.
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Great.
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I'’m having a breakdown;
you'’re making jokes.
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Okay, that'’s all the time
we have for sharing.
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Before we close,
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we need to nominate
a new secretary
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to run the meeting
for the next year.
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I nominate Bonnie.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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This'’ll be good for you.
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No, I don'’t think so.I second it.
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What'’s happening?
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Any other nominations?
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Yeah, I, uh,
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nominate Weeping Wendy here.
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That'’s what you call me?
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Why?
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Any seconds for Wendy?
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[sobs]
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All in favor of Bonnie?
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Congratulations, Bonnie.
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You are so lucky
you have cancer.
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Really?
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You want to know
what I'’m feeling?
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Yeah.
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I don'’t want you and me
to be just about sex.
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I want to know
what'’s going on here.
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We'’ve been over this;
it'’s a third nipple.
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You know what I'’m talking about.
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Show me your true self.
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Oh.
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Wow, okay.
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Uh...
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Ever since the marriage ended,
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I'’ve been reevaluating
who I am and-and what I want.
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Mm-hmm.When you think about it,
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I went from my parent'’s house
to my college dorm
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to married
and living with Claudia.
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I'’ve really never
been on my own.
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, suddenly
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I'’m experiencing
a level of freedom
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I'’ve never known,
but at the same time,
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I'’ve never been
more frightened.
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Christy?
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Mm-hmm.
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GABRIEL:
This is crazy.
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CHRISTY [breathy]:
I know.
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Right in front of
my ex-wife'’s house?
I know.
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You realize if she catches us,
you'’ll get fired.
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Oh, keep
saying that.
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Oh, uh... fired.
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You'’re...
you'’re gonna get fired.
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Oh, yeah.
Keep talking.
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Um... You'’ll lose
your 401[k].
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Oh, yeah.
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You'’ll wind up working
as a-a cafeteria lady
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at an inner-city school
where the kids are troubled
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and they don'’t appreciate
your hard work.
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[growls]
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[barks]
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Oh, my God!
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Hey! It'’s Bear!
What?
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It'’s my ex-dog.
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Oh, I miss you,
too, buddy!
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Who'’s a good boy?
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CLAUDIA:
Bear?
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Where are you, Bear?
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Oh, that'’s Claudia.
Get-get down!
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CLAUDIA:
Get away from that car! Bad dog!
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Okay, she'’s gone.
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Let'’s get out of here.
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What are you
talking about?
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This is hotter
than the suitcase.
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Anyway, it has been brought
to my attention
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by my sponsor, my mother
and the guy I'’m sleeping with
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that I may have a slight problem
with intimate relationships.
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And after doing a lot
of soul-searching,
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I realized that they'’re right.
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I do have a problem.
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But then I did
some more soul-searching
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and decided...
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I don'’t care.
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I'’m having fun.
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I'’m not drinking,
not hurting anybody.
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And if I'’m craving intimacy,
I can come here
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and open up my heart
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in a warm, nurturing
environment...
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[buzzer blares]
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Time'’s up.
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Can I at least
finish my thought?
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We got the gist.
Mom!
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I'’m sorry,
but as the new secretary,
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I have decided shares will now
be limited to three minutes,
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no exceptions, no slack.
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You don'’t get to decide
that by yourself.
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Do I have to remind you that I
won the election in a landslide?
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Christy'’s right.
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Any changes
to the meeting format
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have to be decided on
by everyone.
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Yeah, I changed
that rule, too.
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Okay, anyone else
want to share?
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Go ahead, Wendy.Thank you.
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Oh, just a heads up:
crying counts against your time.
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Mmm, what smells
so good?
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I'’m baking brownies
for my meeting.
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Oh, that'’s
thoughtful.
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00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:03,690
Yeah.
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00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,605
I figure if
we upgrade the snacks,
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we'’ll get a better class
of drunks and drug addicts.
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Maybe even some celebrities.
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And then, word'’ll get out,
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and before you know it, we'’ll be
turning people away at the door.
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That'’s not really the idea, Mom.
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Right there,
that kind of thinking
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is why you'’ll
never be secretary.
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[doorbell rings]
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Why don'’t I get that?
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Would be cool to meet
some famous drunks.
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Hey.
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Hey, there'’s my guy.
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Hi, Mom.
259
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,462
How was your weekend?Good.
260
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:38,899
Grandma made brownies
in the kitchen.
261
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,119
Bye.
262
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,425
All right, see you next week.
263
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:44,905
Hey, uh,
264
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,646
before you go,
can I ask you something?
265
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,604
Sure.
BONNIE:
Hey!
266
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,128
When you'’re trying to recover
from a soul-shattering disease
267
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,913
that destroys you
and everything you love,
268
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,437
then you can
have a brownie!
269
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,616
So what'’s up?
270
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,358
I was just...
271
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,492
Okay, this is a little weird,
but, um...
272
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,103
when we were married,
273
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:12,106
how would you describe our...
274
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,325
sexual relationship?
275
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:15,936
[chuckles]
276
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,546
How would I describe it to you
277
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:20,027
or how would I describe it
to my friends?
278
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:23,334
Seriously, I-I need
a little perspective.
279
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,641
Is this something to do
with being sober?
280
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:28,513
Yeah, sort of.
281
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,254
I mean,
the longer you don'’t drink,
282
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,822
the more you see
who you really are
283
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,172
and why you do stuff.
284
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,480
Wow, that must suck.
285
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,482
It'’s a bitch.
286
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,529
Okay, well,
the way I remember it,
287
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,662
we had three types of sex.
288
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:50,013
Drunk, angry and...
289
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,189
no, just two kinds of sex.
290
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,713
Oh, come on.
291
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,584
There must have been some times
292
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,499
where we had
an emotional connection
293
00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:01,024
and, you know... made love.
294
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,157
[laughs] Yeah, right.
295
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,246
Why is that funny?
296
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,336
I don'’t know, you were just
never really a girlie-girl.
297
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,991
We always went at it
like two dudes.
298
00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:17,040
So what you'’re saying is...
299
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,303
I'’m incapable of intimacy?
300
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,044
Yeah.
301
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,873
But it'’s a compliment.
302
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,701
No, it'’s not!
303
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,398
I'’ve got a problem.
304
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,183
Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
305
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,751
my new girlfriend
is all about talking
306
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,883
and sharing our feelings.
307
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,233
I mean, by the time
we get down to it,
308
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:40,237
I feel guilty doing dirty things
to such a nice lady.
309
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:41,935
So you don'’t do it?
310
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,893
Oh, I do it, I just feel bad.
311
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,855
Thanks, but that doesn'’t really
help my situation.
312
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,552
All right.
313
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,684
I'’ll let you in
on a little secret.
314
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,948
When I'’m with Candace
315
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:58,081
and she'’s not gabbing,
316
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,257
I pretend she'’s you
317
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,304
to get me across
the finish line.
318
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:08,875
Okay.
319
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,311
Thanks for the help.
320
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,575
Gonna close the door now.
321
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,490
Stay freaky!
322
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,150
I hope you'’re happy.
323
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,108
You turned me into a dude.
324
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,854
Oh, my God!
325
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,421
How long are you gonna
pound that chicken?!
326
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,164
Until I go blind.
327
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,731
What'’s your problem?
328
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,169
I don'’t have a problem.
329
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,302
No, I keep track.
330
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,609
That'’s not till next week.
331
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,612
Menu meeting, your office, 4:00.
332
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:53,571
4:00. You got it.
333
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,926
Yeah, Gabriel, it'’s me.
334
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,624
Listen, I'’m gonna need you
under my desk at 3:45.
335
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,976
Yeah, that'’s right,
I said "under my desk."
336
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,421
So I guess what
I'’m trying to say is,
337
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,641
I'’m feeling real grateful
to be sober.
338
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,469
My life'’s never been better
339
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,950
and I finally have
hope for the future.
340
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,214
[sobbing]
341
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,695
I just wish I wouldn'’t have
waited so long and...
342
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,655
[buzzer blares]
343
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,005
Okay, that'’s all the time
we have for sharing.
344
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,659
But before we close,
345
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,921
I have a few
secretary'’s announcements.
346
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,749
First off--
347
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,403
and I can'’t believe I have
to bring this up again--
348
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,274
do not park where
the orange cone is.
349
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,363
That is reserved
for the secretary.
350
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,104
Secondly,
351
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,716
I want to introduce
a dress code for this meeting.
352
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,589
I think we could attract
a better caliber of men in here
353
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,461
if we bait the trap a little.
354
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,637
Bonnie, this is
a women'’s meeting.
355
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,813
Yeah, that'’s the next thing
I want to talk about.
356
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,513
[knocking]
357
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,123
You ready for us?
358
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,125
Hell yeah!
Let'’s do this thing.
359
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:13,303
Okay, Rudy, what do you got?
360
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,045
Well, I am planning an adventure
for your tongue.
361
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,568
Ooh.
362
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,049
Like the sound of that.
363
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,312
Now, starting with
the appetizer,
364
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,488
I have created
a ramp and mushroom tart
365
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:25,750
with celery pesto.
366
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,970
Hmm. I don'’t know.
367
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,232
What do you think,
Christy?
368
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:32,279
Oh... I like that.
369
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,541
It'’s light.
370
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,803
Tasty.
371
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:40,069
So glad
the former waitress approves.
372
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:42,245
Now, next,
373
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,943
I would like to swap out
the beet salad
374
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,422
for one with sweet gem
lettuce...
375
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,423
CHRISTY:
Ah...
376
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,990
that works.
377
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,601
Keep going.
378
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,735
...and blanched asparagus
and an avocado vinaigrette.
379
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,258
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
380
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,913
That'’s perfect.
381
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,697
Now, for the entrée,
382
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,656
I'’ve been toying around
with a spring lamb
383
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,353
served with a pickled artichoke.
384
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,573
Damn it, that'’s good!
385
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:11,187
Lamb and artichoke,
I mean, come on.
386
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,537
And to finish
things off,
387
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,323
a white peach crumble
with crème fraîche.
388
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,238
Yes.
389
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,110
That is how you finish.
390
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:23,852
Yeah, I'’m not feeling it.
391
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,549
You should be sitting over here.
392
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,945
Bring me some more ideas
in the morning.
You know what?
393
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,903
This may be your restaurant,
394
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,514
but it'’s my culinary innovations
that people come for,
395
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,950
so don'’t you dare tell me
396
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,604
what I can or cannot put
on the menu.
397
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,301
Get out.As long as we'’re clear.
398
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:45,830
So, is there anything else
you need to discuss?
399
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,572
Yes, I need to ask
a personal favor.
400
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,096
Name it.
401
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,706
I want you to go out
with Gabriel.
402
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,968
[loud thump]
403
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,492
Sorry, restless leg syndrome.
404
00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,149
You'’re trying to fix me up
with your ex?
405
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:01,542
Well, the sooner
he meets someone,
406
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,283
the sooner he'’ll re-marry,
407
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,415
and the sooner I can stop
paying him alimony.
408
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:08,723
So what you'’re telling me is
he'’s not good enough for you,
409
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,029
but he'’s good enough for me?
410
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,161
Thanks for not making me say it.
411
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,512
Anyway, mull it over.
412
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,080
Will do, boss.
413
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,518
GABRIEL:
This is amazing.
414
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,780
How do you figure?
415
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,434
If she wants me
to date you,
416
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,088
then we don'’t have
to hide anymore.
417
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:29,178
We can have an honest,
open relationship.
418
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:30,527
[sighs]:
Oh...
419
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,399
You just don'’t get it, do you?
420
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,018
My wife ruins everything.
421
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,071
You know, it'’s Angela'’s job
to put this stuff away.
422
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,942
Oh, yeah?Yeah, but apparently
423
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,292
she had something better to do;
didn'’t even tell me.
424
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,468
Oh, that'’s terrible.No, what'’s terrible
is running this meeting.
425
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,470
All people do is complain.
426
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,081
"We can'’t have a Facebook page,
we'’re anonymous."
427
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,561
Uh-huh.
428
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,780
I don'’t know
what you were thinking,
429
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,347
roping me into this job.
430
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,870
You know, let me ask you
something, Bonnie.
431
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,393
Since you'’ve been secretary,
432
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,178
how many times have you
thought about drinking?
433
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,223
Who has time?
Plus, if I got drunk,
434
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,920
who'’d make the brownies,
set up the chairs,
435
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,008
get the Kleenex
for Wendy...
436
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,623
Oh.
437
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,842
You'’re welcome.
438
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,061
I didn'’t say thank you.
439
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,106
Yeah, you did.
440
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,195
See you tomorrow.
441
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,200
Stupid old bank robber.
442
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,462
Can'’t believe
she talked me into...
443
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,420
[buzzer blaring]
444
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,947
Yeah, I can see
how that could be annoying.
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