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Hey, you got a minute?
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Yeah, what'’s up?
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Well, since I'’ve
gone back to school,
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I was hoping you could
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be a little flexible
with my schedule,
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you know,
if I have a test or something?
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Sure, but try and give me
as much notice as possible.
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You got it.
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I have to leave now.
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What?!
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But I don'’t have anybody
to cover for you.
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Oh, come on, Gabriel... please?
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That lower lip thing
used to work
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when we were sleeping together.
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Not so much now?
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No. A little.
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So, is this test
really that important?
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They'’re all important.
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I'’ve gotta think
about my future.
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I want to go to law school.
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I don'’t want to spend
the rest of my life
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working in a stupid...
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I want to go to law school.
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Fine.
I'’ll get Shelly to cover.
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She has no dreams.
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We need to talk.
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Uh, Christy, you remember
my wife Claudia.
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Yes. Nice to see you again.
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[dismissively]:
Yeah.
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Why don'’t I give
you guys some privacy.
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Relax, this will
only take a minute.
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I want a divorce.
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What?!
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I just came from
my therapist'’s office,
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and we decided it'’s over.
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Claudia, where is
this coming from?
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Oh, don'’t act so surprised.
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I only married you
to punish my parents.
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And my mother'’s dead now,
so... mission accomplished.
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Yeah, but your father'’s
still alive.
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I can get you pregnant.
He will hate that.
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Hmm... "Product of Spain."
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It'’s over, Gabriel.
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I want you out of
the house tonight.
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Where am I supposed to sleep?
In my office?
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Oh, this isn'’t
your office anymore.
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Daddy said I could fire you.
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Mmm! Salty.
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You can'’t do that.
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Regardless of
how you feel about me,
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I do a damn good job
running this place.
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Oh, please.
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A monkey could do your job.
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You want to manage a restaurant?
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Excuse me?
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Christy'’s not going
to take my job.
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She'’s loyal to me and she has
big dreams of her own.
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What'’s it pay?
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I'’m sorry, Beverly, I'’m just
a little behind on the repairs.
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I'’ll get to you
as soon as I can.
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BEVERLY:
You said that last week!
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The latch on my window'’s been
broken for two months!
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Somebody could get in
and murder me in my sleep!
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Yeah, that'’d be a shame.
What time you go to bed?
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BEVERLY:
What?
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I want to fix it
before you go to bed.
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BEVERLY:
I don'’t even know how
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you call yourself
a building manager.
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Beverly, do I have to remind you
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that I put up all
the Christmas decorations,
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which I paid for
out of my own pocket?
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BEVERLY:
Yeah, it'’s February.
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When are they coming down?
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[stove timer dings]
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You'’ll never guess
what happened.
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Just say "uh-huh"
every once in a while.
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BEVERLY: I'’m not the only tenant
who'’s dissatisfied.
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[deep voice]:
Uh-huh.
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BEVERLY:
If things don'’t change,
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we may have to
go to the building owner.
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Uh-huh.
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That'’s what
you think I sound like?
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[deep voice]:
Uh-huh.
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BEVERLY:
"Uh-huh" what?
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Um...
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Beverly, I promise you.
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I'’ll get your window fixed
by the end of the day.
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BEVERLY:
I'’ll believe it when I see it.
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Uh-huh.
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Weird, I do sound like that.
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What'’s going on?
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Nothing.
I'’m just a little behind.
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Do you know how to fix
an electric garage gate?
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No.
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How about removing
a beehive from the wall
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behind an old lady'’s
shower stall?
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You can keep the honey.
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Are we gonna
get kicked out of here?
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No, don'’t be silly.
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Have I ever let you...
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So how was work?
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Actually... amazing.
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I... got promoted.
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I am now the manager
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of the Rustic Fig.
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Congratulations!
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Thanks.
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What about your plan
to go to law school?
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Uh... I can do both.
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But, this way, it'’ll mean
a lot more money each week.
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Enough to get us
a new apartment?
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I thought you said there
was nothing to worry about.
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Yeah... I also told the woman
in 3H I didn'’t smell gas.
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Now she has no eyebrows.
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[phone rings]
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Oh, God! It never ends!
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Aw... Want me to
get that for you?
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Will you, please?
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Sure.
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[ringing continues]
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Hello?
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It'’s for you.
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[no voice]
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Hey, everybody, thanks for
coming in a little early.
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I just wanted
to say a few words
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before we get started.
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I know we all loved Gabriel.
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Hah!
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Yeah, and, uh,
he will be missed.
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Oh. Paul says, "Hah."
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Anyway, as your new manager,
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I want you to know
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I'’ve walked a mile
in all of your shoes.
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So you should think of me
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not so much as your new boss,
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but as a friend.
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Someone who knows
what you'’re going through.
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Someone who cares.
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Oh, this is gonna
be hilarious.
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All right, let'’s get set
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for a great Rustic Fig
lunch service.
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Come on, everybody,
let'’s bring it in.
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Good idea.
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Let'’s get to work.
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Christy, my babysitter
just called
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and my daughter'’s
running a fever.
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I gotta go.
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Really?
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Gee, I'’ve got nobody
to cover for you.
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Did the babysitter try
giving her a little Motrin?
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She tried.
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I might have to take her
to the doctor.
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[sighing]:
I... get it.
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Go.
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Thanks.
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As a mom,
I knew you'’d understand.
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Where'’s Gabriel?
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Oh, uh, he doesn'’t
work here anymore.
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I am the new manager.
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Really? You?
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What'’s that supposed to mean?
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It means I shouldn'’t say
what I'’m thinking.
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Anyway, I just want
to let you know
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that I'’m all alone
out there parking cars,
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so things
might be a little slow.
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What happened to your crew?
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One guy violated his parole,
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another got picked up
by Immigration,
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and little Frankie
just got cast
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in the touring company
of Wicked.
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Oh, good for him.
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Yeah, it'’s his dream.
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Christy... did you sign
for this produce?
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[clears throat]
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"C. Plunkett, Manager."
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Yep, that'’s me.
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Well, does C. Plunkett know
what broccoli looks like?
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C. Plunkett thought
it was cauliflower.
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No, these brown turds
you signed for are cauliflower.
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Paul, we'’re done
with the glare.
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Thanks for finally
getting over here.
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You'’re welcome.
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Must'’ve called you
six, seven times.
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Yeah, well, I'’m here now.
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You see where it'’s leaking?
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Yeah, I sure do.
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Hey, I hope you
don'’t mind me asking,
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but are you totally blind or
can you see a little bit?
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Not a thing.
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Uh-huh.
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I can feel you flapping
your hand in front of my face.
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That wasn'’t me,
I'’m way over here.
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Whatever.
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Can you fix the faucet?
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"Can I fix the faucet?"
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Of course I can fix the faucet.
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What are you reading?
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Wow! Good ears!
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You'’re like Stevie Wonder.
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Except I'’m not black.
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Gotcha.
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Good one.
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It'’s a, uh, professional
plumbing manual.
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For dummies?
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You'’ll never know.
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Okay, this seems
pretty straightforward.
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So, how'’d you lose your sight?
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Defending our country.
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Thank you for your service.
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I got syphilis
in a Saigon whorehouse.
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Still. Brave.
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How'’d you fake your way
into this job?
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What makes you think
I faked my way into...
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Didn'’t turn off
the main water valve, did you?
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Didn'’t wear a condom, did you?
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A lot of entrees
stacking up here.
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It'’s okay, I got it.
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Uh... table six, please.
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Thank you. Great job.
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Uh... table two, please.
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Thank you. Great job!
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Uh... [gasps]
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Those are hot.
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Thanks for the heads up.
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Thanks for the
yellow broccoli!
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I am C. Plunkett, Manager.
I am C. Plunkett, Manager.
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Be right with you!
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Ah!
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Careful, hot plates.
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[clears throat]
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[quietly]:
C. Plunkett, Manager.
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Whoa!
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Uh...
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Ramone, can you do me a favor
and please mop this up?
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No habla.
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Oh, you totally habla!
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I am so sorry.
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Let me just
get your menus...
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Hey, I'’ve been waiting
45 minutes for my car.
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Yeah, we'’re a little
short-handed
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at the valet station.
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While you wait, why don'’t you
have a drink on the house?
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You want me
to drink and drive?
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Oh, I'’m sure you'’ll sober up
by the time you get your car.
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Please, follow me.
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WOMAN:
Excuse me,
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I have a problem.
248
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Uh, here--
your table'’s right over there.
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You'’re gonna need
two more chairs,
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so you can just
take '’em from that table.
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[clears throat]
252
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Yes, ma'’am?
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This wine is off.
254
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Oh, no, that can'’t be.
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That'’s an '’06 Brunello.
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Go ahead, taste it.No, I can'’t.
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Oh, so you don'’t like it either?
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00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,878
No, it'’s not that,
it'’s just...
259
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,924
Just take a sip and you'’ll see
what I'’m talking about.
260
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,621
I can'’t drink it, lady.
I'’m an alcoholic.
261
00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:40,144
Oh, so am I! Drink it!
262
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,757
Mm, hang on, I'’ll get
you another bottle.
263
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:44,758
I didn'’t forget about...
264
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:45,715
Whoa!
265
00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,066
You say mop.
266
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:57,901
Did you notice the entire toilet
moves when you sit on it?
267
00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,164
Yeah, it'’s not
bolted down right.
268
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,339
You gotta hover.
269
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,778
I hover at work.
270
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,562
I like to sit at home.
271
00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,304
You can'’t fix it?
272
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,219
No, I can'’t fix it!
273
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,181
Don'’t bark at me.
274
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,269
I'’m sorry.
275
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,271
I had a bad day.
276
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,795
That makes two of us.
277
00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,492
People yelled at me today.
278
00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,450
I had a lady kick me.
279
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:26,800
Seriously?
280
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,759
In her defense,
I kind of clipped her
281
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,632
when I was parking her car.
282
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,200
Can I tell you a secret?
283
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,637
I think I might'’ve bitten off
284
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,813
more than I can chew
with this job.
285
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,119
It'’s not a secret, Mom.
286
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:50,040
Do you think you'’ll survive
the restaurant?
287
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,694
Not unless I get help.
288
00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:54,697
I was thinking about asking
Gabriel for advice.
289
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:57,613
You'’re gonna ask the guy whose
job you stole how to do the job?
290
00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,833
I didn'’t steal it.
291
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:03,793
It was given to me
in lieu of a monkey.
292
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,839
[phone ringing]Oh, damn!
293
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,015
Do you want me to answer that?
294
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,060
No, thank you.
295
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,456
Uh-huh?
296
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,806
[groans]
297
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,417
Okay, I'’ll be right there.
298
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,812
It'’s times like this,
299
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:26,816
I miss selling drugs
in bad neighborhoods.
300
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,993
And I miss sitting
in my stroller watching you.
301
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,405
You'’ve got to be kidding me.
302
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:53,321
Do I have balls or what?
303
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,976
Go away.
304
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,413
Oh... come on!
305
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,197
If it helps, uh,
306
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:03,592
I'’m failing miserably
trying to do your job.
307
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:04,898
Why didn'’t you say so?
308
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,377
Come on in.
309
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,426
Ooh, hey!
310
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,820
Nice digs.
311
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,779
I just got thrown out of
a 6,000-square-foot home
312
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,912
in a gated community.
313
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:22,785
Okay, but I bet you didn'’t live
314
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,657
across the street from a Target.
315
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,312
Bums fight in the parking lot
all night.
316
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:31,272
Ooh! Who needs cable?
317
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,799
So the job'’s kicking
your ass, huh?
318
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:37,887
[sighs wearily]
319
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,410
Last night, after we closed,
320
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,412
I went up to the office,
321
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,154
got under the desk and cried.
322
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:47,854
Did you see where I carved
my initials in there?
323
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,551
I did.
324
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:50,944
It'’s what gave me the idea
325
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,555
to ask you for help.
326
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,600
I bet you wish you
could drink, hmm?
327
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:59,039
[burps]
328
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:02,477
It'’s not as appealing
as you might think.
329
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,826
So, what do you need?
330
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,481
[sighs]
I...
331
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:07,961
I don'’t know
what I'’m doing wrong.
332
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,963
I... I'’m being
nice to everybody.
333
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,878
The kitchen staff, the vendors.
334
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,488
I-I say please,
I say thanks.
335
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,055
I never raise my voice.
336
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,360
That'’s your problem.
337
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,622
What do you mean?
338
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,059
You'’re a people pleaser.
339
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,190
You want to be their friend.
340
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,844
That'’s never gonna work.
341
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,498
To run a restaurant,
the customers have to see
342
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,195
Mary Poppins and everybody else
343
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,589
has to see Benito Mussolini.
344
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:32,899
Couldn'’t I be Benito Poppins?
345
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,031
Nope.
346
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,859
You were always nice to me.
347
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,382
And did you respect me?
348
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:41,864
Okay, I see where you'’re going.
349
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,390
I'’m sorry, I...
350
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,740
I'’ve been so caught up
in trying to do my job,
351
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,004
I didn'’t even ask you
how you'’re doing.
352
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,484
You care?Course I care.
353
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:56,139
I mean, you and I have...
354
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,488
history.
355
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,273
Thanks.
356
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,231
That means a lot to me.
357
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,885
And to answer your question,
358
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,191
I don'’t know how I'’m doing.
359
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,845
At times, I'’m relieved
360
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,063
I'’m out of a horrible marriage
361
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,412
and a job that I hated.
362
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,110
And at other times...
363
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,721
I'’m sober.
364
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,383
Ooh! Shower time.
365
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,562
[knocking on door]
366
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,877
I know you'’re
in there, Plunkett!
367
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,620
Hiya, Bev.
What can I do for you?
368
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,709
The window latch that you fixed
with Scotch tape
369
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,929
broke again and my cat got out.
370
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:49,410
"Got out" or ran away from you?
371
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,718
I just want you to know
that I'’m passing around
372
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,633
a petition to have you
kicked out of this building.
373
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,591
Nobody'’s gonna sign it.
374
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,419
I'’m beloved here.
375
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,724
Oh, really?
376
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:02,727
I got 38 signatures in an hour.
377
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,340
Mind if I take a look at that?
378
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,560
Thank you.
379
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,090
It'’s a copy.
380
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:25,576
Well, then, thanks
for stopping by.
381
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,322
CHRISTY: Yo, we need
bus trays on the floor!
382
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,976
Table two needs bread!
383
00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,760
Hey, pretty boy!
384
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,676
You got time to lean,
you got time to clean.
385
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,635
Need your signature over here.
386
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,768
Oh, you do, huh?
387
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:44,900
You call this fennel?
388
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,164
I call it crap.
389
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,297
That actually looks pretty good.
390
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,954
Well... [clears throat]
I got the fennel part right.
391
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,653
Hey!
392
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,350
Tonight'’s special doesn'’t come
with a side of hair.
393
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:01,656
Bun it up, blondie.
394
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,745
Christy, a word?
395
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,529
Yeah, boss?I'’ve been getting
a lot of complaints
396
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,878
from the staff
about you today.
397
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,228
Oh, God, I'’m sorry.
I was just...
398
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,229
No, no!
399
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,534
Don'’t apologize.
400
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:11,535
Keep doing what you'’re doing.
401
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,580
Love it.
402
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,887
Hola,Christy.
403
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,019
Hang on, Ramone.
404
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,542
[sniffing]
405
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,457
Have you been smoking
pot in the bathroom?
406
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,024
No.
407
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,373
Ramone...
408
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,506
Un poco.
409
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,290
I am only gonna say this once:
410
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,031
You want to keep this job,
411
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,815
you get loaded before
you come to work.
412
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,426
Like I used to.
413
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,430
How about that?
414
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:39,085
I found my thing.
415
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,175
All we need is
a few more signatures
416
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,046
so we can go
to the building owner
417
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,917
and have Plunkett fired.
418
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,354
[all cheer in agreement]
419
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,920
Sorry to, uh, interrupt,
420
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,358
but I heard we had
a rat problem down here.
421
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,883
What brings you around?
422
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,668
It'’s certainly not
to fix the ceiling fan.
423
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,192
[all laugh]
424
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,762
It is not.
425
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,896
Why don'’t you just admit you
have no idea how to do this job?
426
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:10,203
Fine. I admit it.
427
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,726
Is that what you want to hear?
428
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,250
I am trying my best.
429
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,383
I still have a lot to learn.
430
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,037
I'’m a flawed human being!
431
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,473
But aren'’t we all?
432
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,215
Really?
433
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,825
Everyone here is perfect?
434
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,350
Do I need to remind you
that I have
435
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,526
the keys to all your apartments?
436
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,788
That'’s right.
437
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,226
I have access to all your homes.
438
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,750
And all your secrets.
439
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,318
Where you going, Mr. Wilkerson?
440
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,538
To put on a dress?
441
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,324
I guess he won'’t be signing
your little petition.
442
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,239
Who else wants to get rid of me?
443
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,851
Certainly not the young lady
on the second floor
444
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,593
who has a Web series
that takes place in her shower.
445
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:58,860
Or the quiet, shy fella
in the corner apartment
446
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:02,255
who likes to make love
to a warm pumpkin.
447
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,041
You see where I'’m going
with this?
448
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,521
If I go down,
449
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,697
you all go down.
450
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,133
You'’re bluffing!
451
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,004
Oh, really?
452
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,268
[whispers]
453
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,530
I say we keep her!
454
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,622
All right, meeting adjourned.
455
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,451
What do you say, Bev?
456
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,974
No hard feelings?
457
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,845
Nah, I guess not.
458
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,630
Come here, let'’s hug it out.
459
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:34,417
No one will ever
publish your poetry.
460
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,122
Everyone at work hates me.
461
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,432
And now I hate me.
462
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,572
Okay, I'’ll be sure she gets it.
463
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,665
This one'’s from
the lady in 2F.
464
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:08,538
Just put it with the others.
465
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,845
She'’s not really a lady.
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