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[laughs]:
Wow.
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That was incredible.
Yeah.
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Do you know
a good house painter?
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Really? That'’s what you
think about after we make love?
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What do you mean, "after"?
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Hey!
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What? I finished early,
I had time to kill.
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Anyway, there'’s a vacancy
in our building,
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and I need to give it
a new coat before I rent it.
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Oh, is it a nice place?
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Very nice.
Got a view of the park.
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Hmm.
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"Hmm" what?
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Just thinking.
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My lease is up here.
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Oh, Alvin,
that'’s a big think.
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You'’d be right across
the courtyard from me.
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We'’d basically be
living together.
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I'’m okay with that.
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Are you?
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Bonnie?
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Give me a minute-- I'’m trying
to decide if I can do better.
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Whore.
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Oh, good, you'’re awake.
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Can we talk?
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Yeah.
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What'’s going on?
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You know the vacancy
that just opened up?
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Yeah.
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How would you feel about
your father moving into it?
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Are you kidding?
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It was his idea.
Really?
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Well, I had just put the second
of three smiles on his face.
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Three?
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Well, okay, the third
was when I told him
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he could take a nap.
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Still, you got to
take it easy on him.
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The man had a heart attack
a few months ago.
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The doctors gave him
a clean bill of health,
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not to mention
I do all the work.
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So what do you say?
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I don'’t want him
moving in over there
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unless you'’re comfortable
with it.
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Of course I'’m comfortable.
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Having my parents together
for the first time in my life?
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My children getting to know
their grandfather.
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Wait. You think
you guys will get married?
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Who knows,
but whatever happens,
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you'’ll always be
our little bastard.
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Aw, Mommy.
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Not bad. Not bad at all.
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Now, I don'’t want
to rush you,
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but several of the other men
I'’m sleeping with
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have expressed interest.
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Yes, well,
I can'’t make a decision
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until I talk it over
with my girlfriend.
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What do you say, dollface?
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I say take it, baby, just stay
away from the building manager.
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That dame'’s trouble.
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Oh!
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I so get why I'’m cute.
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It'’s in my DNA.
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I'’m gonna need some help
furnishing this place.
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Oh, no,
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I'’m not falling for that trap.
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You'’re always complaining
about how your ex-wife
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made you feel like a guest
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in your own home.
This is gonna be your place.
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You should decorate it
exactly the way you want.
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Oh. Okay.
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I'’ve always wanted, uh,
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one of those leather
reclining couches.
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Oh, my God, with
the cup holders?
Yes!
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That'’s so not gonna happen.
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Come on,
let me show you
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what you'’re thinking about
for the kitchen.
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So friggin'’ cute.
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Wait, so you'’re gonna live
right across the courtyard?
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Yep.
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So we get
to see you every day?
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If you want to.
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In fact, I got you
a walkie-talkie
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so you can call your
old grandpa anytime you want.
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Why can'’t I use a phone?
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You can, but the walkie
is so cool.
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Can you text on it?
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Thank your grandpa.
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Thanks, Grandpa.
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We just want you both to know
that your grandparents
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are gonna be here
whenever you need us.
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Hugs and cookies...
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money.
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Why don'’t I use
some of that money
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to take you all
out to dinner.
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Roscoe, you like pizza?
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I love pizza.
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All right,
go put your shoes on.
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If you don'’t mind,
I have other plans.
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Oh, come on, Violet.
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This is kind of a big deal.
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Can'’t you spare a couple hours?
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He'’s gonna live,
like, 20 feet away.
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Why can'’t I have pizza
with him another night?
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As you can see, ornery bitch
runs in the family.
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It'’s actually on our crest.
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Wow, look at this!
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Do you like it?
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I do.
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Oh, good, '’cause I really tried
to make it
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how you like it
but, you know, nice.
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I love it.
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And I put all your clothes away,
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except for the ugly stuff,
which I donated.
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You did great.
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Thank you.
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Oh, here'’s your
credit card.
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Be gentle with it;
I rode it pretty hard.
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Why don'’t you keep it.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, I want you to have it.
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I love you.
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Alvin, I don'’t need your card
to prove you love me.
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I already memorized the number.
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Come with me.
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Whatever you say, 5471640...
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ROSCOE [over walkie-talkie]:
Roscoe-one for Grandpa.
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Come in, Grandpa.
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This is gonna get old
real quick.
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Grandpa-one for Roscoe.
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Go ahead, Roscoe.
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What you doing?
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I... was actually about
to go to sleep, buddy.
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At 7:00?
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That'’s midnight
for old folks.
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Okay, sweet dreams.
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Tell Grandma I say hi.
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I think he'’s onto us.[laughs]
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That was very cute.
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I can'’t wait for him
to meet my boys.
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Why don'’t we have
them over for dinner?
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I'’d like that.
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My ex-wife wouldn'’t.
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Then let'’s have them
over very soon.
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[laughs]
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Where were we?
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Well, according
to the scoreboard,
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it'’s Alvin one,
Bonnie nothing.
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Oh, well, then it'’s time for me
to get on the mound.
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Play ball!
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Ooh...
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[laughing]
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Okay.
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Whatever you'’re doing
is very subtle.
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Alvin?
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If you fell asleep,
I will never talk to you again.
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♪ I got my own bed,
I got my own bed ♪
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♪ It totally mine,
it'’s no one else'’s ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, got my own...
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BONNIE [shouting]:
Alvin!
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Oh, my God, Alvin!
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Oh, man.
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Am I gonna have to hear this
every night?
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BONNIE:
Christy!
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Odd choice.
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Christy, help!
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Oh, God.
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Mom?
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BONNIE:
In here.
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What?
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He'’s dead.
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What?
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He died. Alvin died.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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I checked already. He'’s gone.
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Stop saying that.
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Yeah, I think my father
had a heart attack.
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No, he'’s not moving.
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Thank you. Hurry.
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He'’s gonna be okay.
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[walkie-talkie chirps]
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CHRISTY: Yeah, hi.
This is Christy Plunkett.
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Roscoe'’s mom.
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I'’m gonna be keeping him
home today.
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No, no, no, um, not sick.
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He lost his grandpa.
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Thank you.
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Um, we'’re gonna need
a couple of days here.
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Great, I'’ll pick up
his homework.
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You know, if you want
to watch TV, it'’s okay.
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I don'’t.
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Video game?
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[sighs]
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We'’ll get through this.
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VIOLET:
Mom?
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Be right back.
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Yeah?
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I'’m so sorry.
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What are you sorry about, honey?
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I blew him off.
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He wanted to take me
out to dinner,
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and I didn'’t have time for him.
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Oh, Violet.
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There'’s no way anybody
could'’ve seen this coming.
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But I was so selfish.
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Yeah, well.
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Yeah.
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How do I live with that?
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I don'’t know, baby.
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Stop being selfish?
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BONNIE [calling out]:
Christy?
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I'’ll be right back.
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What'’s... going on?
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I have nothing to wear
to this funeral.What?
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I mean, I have a gray dress,
but I really should wear black.
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We need to go shopping.
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Yeah, before we do that,
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I... need to talk
to you about something.
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I spoke to Alvin'’s
ex-wife this morning.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, she'’s pretty upset,
as you can imagine.
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I mean, her ex dying
in bed with...
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you.
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Doing what I get the feeling
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he didn'’t do very often
for her.
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It was never really
his home run swing,
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but he brought a lot
of enthusiasm to it.
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Right.
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So here'’s the thing.
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She doesn'’t want us
to come to the funeral.
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What?
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Her sons will be there,
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you know, her parents,
friends.
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It'’s kinda understandable.
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No, it'’s not.
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We lost him, too.
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I know, but we can find a way
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to pay our respects
some other time.
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No.
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That'’s not happening.
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What does that mean?
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That means I'’m gonna have a
little chat with the widow.
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If I'’m not back by dinner,
call the bail bondsman.
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His number'’s on the fridge.
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No, no-no-no, no.
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Let go!
No!
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Suit yourself.No! No, no, no, no.
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No, no.
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Thanks, sweetie.CHRISTY: Please!
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I'’m begging you!
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What'’s going on?
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Help me.
She'’s crackhead strong.
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Roscoe, take that
to the kitchen.
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Get out of my way, old woman.
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00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,676
Not till you tell me
where you'’re going.
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Don'’t worry about it,
I'’m just gonna go
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smack the snot
out of Alvin'’s ex-wife.
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Yeah, I don'’t think so.
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Oh, yeah, you gonna stop me?
Now get the hell out of my way.
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Ow.
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Sit down.
261
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,259
I wish I knew it was that easy.
262
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,566
Bonnie...
263
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,089
listen to me.
264
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,613
I know this is very hard
for you right now,
265
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,180
but you'’re not alone.
266
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,313
You got a lot of people
who love you
267
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,750
and will help you through this.
268
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,273
You hit me.
269
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,102
Yeah, and I'’ll
do it again.
270
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,627
Christy, how are you doing?
271
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,238
I don'’t know.
272
00:11:57,325 --> 00:12:00,023
I don'’t have time
for how I'’m doing.
273
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:03,461
I think the three of us
should go to a meeting.
274
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,941
That'’s a great idea.
275
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,116
Mom?
276
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,685
Fine.
277
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,992
Violet, we'’re gonna
go out for a little while!
278
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,297
Watch Roscoe!
279
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,212
VIOLET:
Do I have to?
Yes!
280
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,127
And we'’re back to selfish.
281
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,131
I'’m gonna tell everybody
you hit me.
282
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,612
I'’ll probably get
a standing ovation.
283
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,791
Hi, I'’m Bonnie.
I'’m an alcoholic.
284
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:30,575
OTHERS:
Hi, Bonnie.
285
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,844
I don'’t even know
where to start.
286
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,976
[softly]:
It'’s okay.
287
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,285
Okay.
288
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,678
There'’s this guy...
289
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,465
...I used to love,
290
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:54,425
and he burned me
pretty bad.
291
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:58,168
And for a long time,
I prayed for him to die.
292
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:03,870
And then last year,
he came back into my life,
293
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,482
and he apologized,
294
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,702
he did everything he could
to make up for what he had done,
295
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,489
and, um...
I still wanted him to die.
296
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:21,104
And then, I don'’t understand
quite how this happened, I...
297
00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:24,542
I fell in love with him again.
298
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,896
And guess what?
299
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:33,073
He died.
300
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,552
I can'’t do this.
301
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,947
Oh, damn.
302
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:38,818
I got it.
303
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,996
[door slams]
304
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,097
[sighs]
305
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,707
Oh, no.
306
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,019
Hey.
307
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,978
Go home.
308
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,242
Yeah, like that'’s
gonna happen.
309
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,725
[sighs]
310
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:17,987
What are you waiting for?
311
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,728
I'’m waiting for you to give me
312
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,121
the "don'’t drink" speech,
get out of my face
313
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,426
and let me do what I got to do.
314
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:28,998
Just for that, I am not
gonna give you the speech.
315
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,739
I had a good one, too.
316
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,308
Just please leave me alone.
317
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:37,572
I don'’t think so.
318
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,444
In fact, that
looks pretty good.
319
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,621
I think I'’ll join you.
320
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,276
Same thing over here.
321
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,672
You'’re bluffing.
322
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:53,153
We'’ll see.
323
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,329
You'’re not gonna throw away
your relationship
324
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,896
with your family
and your whole future
325
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,636
because of what happened
with Alvin.
326
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,335
Hey, that was my speech.
327
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,038
What do you say?
328
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,563
You and me, over the cliff,
Thelma and Louise.
329
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,565
Stop it.
330
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:20,093
I was gonna start my life
over again with Alvin.
331
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,312
I know.
332
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,794
[crying]: I just can'’t
go back to being alone.
333
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,842
You got me.
334
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,108
Meh.
335
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,066
[both laugh]
336
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,331
[chuckles]
337
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,554
Okay.
[clears throat]
338
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:49,426
How about this?
339
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,038
We go crash a funeral.
340
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,649
What?
You heard me.
341
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,172
Come on,
342
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:59,959
let'’s go buy you
a nice black dress.
343
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,264
What about shoes?
344
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,136
[groans]
Let'’s not go crazy.
345
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,702
We'’re still on a budget.
346
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,008
No, we'’re not.
347
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,227
How do you figure?
348
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,970
54716400...
349
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,975
Good afternoon.
350
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,672
We'’re here today
351
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,153
to celebrate the life
of a wonderful man,
352
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,938
Alvin Lester Biletnikoff.
353
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,158
Husband to
Lorraine Biletnikoff,
354
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,987
father to Douglas
and Jackie.
355
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,684
And Christy.
356
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,427
All right.
357
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,127
Alvin was taken from us
far too soon,
358
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:42,044
but he lives on
in the memories of his family,
359
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,613
who I'’d like to invite up now
to say a few words about him.
360
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,920
And we'’ll start with
the love of his life, Lorraine.
361
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,574
What?
It'’s okay.
362
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:59,061
I would like to thank everyone
who was invitedfor coming.
363
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,587
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
364
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:04,980
I'’m sorry.
365
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,851
LORRAINE:
As many of you know,
366
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,853
Alvin and I had our problems.
367
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,465
But just before he died,
he came to me
368
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,902
and begged me to take him back.
369
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,904
I can'’t listen to this.Get your...
370
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,038
Stay.
371
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,127
He admitted
he'’d made some mistakes.
372
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,912
Two of them are here today.
373
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,480
Okay, that'’s it.
374
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,135
Hold my new purse.
375
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,659
I should'’ve just let her drink.
376
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,488
Hi, I'’m Bonnie.
377
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,489
Hi, Bonnie.
378
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,016
[quietly]:
You get out of here.
379
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,410
Not until I set
the record straight.
380
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:46,282
Alvin and I were in love
35 years ago,
381
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:49,677
and we were in love
the day he died.
382
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,374
And we were starting
our life over again
383
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,202
with our beautiful daughter.
384
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,248
Stand up, honey. Show everybody
how beautiful you are.
385
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,121
No, thank you.
386
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,255
Are you done?
387
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,648
Not yet.
388
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,310
Now I'’m done.
389
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:20,099
Christy, start the car.
390
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,900
You sure you don'’t want
any dinner?
391
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:42,773
You want to talk?
392
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,345
[softly]:
If I talk, I'’ll cry.
393
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,482
That'’s okay.
394
00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,703
[sobbing softly]
395
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:07,494
I have been
trying so hard
396
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,061
to keep it together
for you and the kids.
397
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,238
I just can'’t
do it anymore.
398
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,719
Sure.
399
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,723
I miss him.
400
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,162
I know.
401
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,253
I hardly had any
time with him.
402
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,480
It'’s not fair.
403
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,091
No.
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