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[Christy crying]
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[crying continues]
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[Christy crying louder]
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[groans, splutters]
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I gotta pee, anyway.
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So...
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how'’s it going?
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Sorry, I didn'’t mean
to wake you.
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Yeah, you did.
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What'’s going on?
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What'’s going on is--
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the Mitchells have been married
for ten years.
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All right, you'’re gonna have to
connect the dots a little more.
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I waited on the Mitchells
when they first got married,
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and they come back every year
for their anniversary.
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And tonight...
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was their tenth anniversary.
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You know what that means?
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Need more dots.
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I have been at that stupid
restaurant for ten years.
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Oh, well, then happy anniversary
to you, too.
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Waitressing was just supposed
to be a temporary thing
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till I figured out what I wanted
to do with my life.
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Same thing happened when
I sold knock-off handbags
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at the flea market.
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I thought-- I'’ll do
this for a few months
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to pay back my bail bondsman.
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Next thing I knew,
I had 300 teenagers
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working for me in China.
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I wanted a career.
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Not just a job.
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What about going
back to school?
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[sighs] I'’d have
to get my GED first.
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You never graduated
high school?
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No.
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Huh.
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That doesn'’t reflect
well on me, does it?
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Okay, no problem.
Take the test, get your GED.
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What kind of career am I gonna
have with a high school diploma?
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Fine, then your next step
is going to college.
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Oh, yeah, right. With all
the extra money we have,
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I can go to college.
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You can apply
for scholarships...
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Will you stop trying
to fix the problem
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and just listen to my feelings?!
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Now I know
why men hate us.
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Are we almost done here?
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I have to pee.
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Anyway, she'’s just afraid
she'’s gonna be a waitress
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who lives with her mother
for the rest of her life.
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Come on, that'’s not
gonna happen.Damn right, it'’s not.
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You'’re gonna have to
take her at some point.
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Thank you.
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[sighs]
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How about we get some
ice cream, go see a movie?
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I don'’t know.
It'’s pretty late.
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It'’s 8:15, Alvin.
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Like I said,
it'’s pretty late.
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Come on!
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What happened to you?
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When we were kids, we wouldn'’t
even start the night
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till 11:00, 12:00.
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Yes, well, we were young,
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full of life and hope
and cocaine.
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I'’ll order you a
double espresso.
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Yeah, but then I'’ll be
up all night.
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So? We can fool around
when we get home.
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You want to go
to a late movie andhave sex?
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What, am I Superman?
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Forget it.
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We can still stop
for ice cream.
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I just need to swing
by the Rite Aid
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and pick up something to help me
process the dairy.
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While you'’re in there,
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get me a couple of D batteries
and a men'’s fitness magazine.
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Hi, I'’m Steve,
I'’m an alcoholic.
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ALL: Hi, Steve.
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I'’ve been sober nine months
and 16 days.
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[laughing]: I know, right?
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Miracle!
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Anyway, I'’m feeling pretty good.
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Uh, the California
Bar Association
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has reluctantly agreed
to let me practice law again.
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Got a couple of new clients,
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and a pretty cool desk
I found behind a church.
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So, all in all,
things are looking up.
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Oh, and I...
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I don'’t know
if this is appropriate,
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but, uh... what the hell?
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If anyone here'’s
going through a divorce,
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or has slipped and fell
in a large chain store,
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I'’ll be over by the cookies
after the meeting.
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Thanks.
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WOMAN: Okay, that'’s all the time
we have for sharing today...
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I liked your share.
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Oh, thanks.
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Listen, I'’ve been thinking about
making some changes in my life.
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Is there any chance I
could talk to you sometime
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about how you
became a lawyer?
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Sure.
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Want to grab
a coffee after?
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That'’d be great.
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My treat.
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No, no, no, no,
I got it.
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I guess... ever since
I was a kid,
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I felt that it was so unfair how
some people got treated worse
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just '’cause they
didn'’t have money.
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And I always wanted to do
something about it, you know?
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Be the kind of lawyer who
helps them get a fair shake.
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You know what we call
lawyers like that?
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Poor.
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All right, well, then
I'’ve got that part down.
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My main worry is--
am I too late?
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Is it crazy for me to
try this at my age?
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Not at all.
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You'’re smart, you'’re motivated,
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and a guy could just drown
in those eyes.
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Excuse me?
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So where'’d you go
to college?
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Um, I haven'’t exactly
done that, yet.
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High school?
I never finished.
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I was a little too "high"
for the "school" part.
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It'’s actually one of
my biggest regrets.
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Uh-huh.
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Steve?
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Right here.
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Yeah, so listen, I know
that I have to get my GED
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and get my college degree...
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Right, and then you'’re looking
at three years of law school.
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So, seven years, bam,
you'’re a lawyer.
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I'’m a working single mom.
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I couldn'’t go
to school full-time.
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So, ten years, bam,
you'’re a lawyer.
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Oh, my God.
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The Mitchells will have been
married 20 years.
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The Mitchells?
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Oh, they'’re this
nice couple I wait on
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at my restaurant.
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Well, if you stick with it,
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maybe, when their marriage
falls apart,
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you can handle
their divorce.
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I'’d like that.
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Goes without saying
you want to represent the wife.
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Sure!
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Well, if you want
some on-the-job training,
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why don'’t you come to my office
a couple hours a week
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and give me a hand?
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Oh, that'’d be great.
Thank you.
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Let me get this.
[laughing]:
Don'’t be ridiculous.
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This is on the house.
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Waiter, got
a problem here!
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Okay, when I click enter,
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I will be officially signed up
to take my GED test.
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My first step
to becoming a lawyer
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and changing
my life forever.
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What are you
waiting for?
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To be honest,
I'’m a little scared.
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Want me to do it
for you?
No!
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This is my
button to click.
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This is the first step
on myjourney.
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No one can take it
for me.
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Hey!
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I really want to
play Minecraft.
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[doorbell rings]
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BONNIE:
I got it!
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Hey!
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This is a nice
surprise.
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What'’s up?
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You got me thinking
the other night
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about how we don'’t party
like we used to,
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and I thought maybe
I could do something about it.
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Like what?Like tomorrow night,
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you and I have tickets
to see your favorite band
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from the '’70s.
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The Rolling...Aerosmith!
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Aerosmith!
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Oh, my God, Alvin,
this is amazing.
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Do you realize I haven'’t been
to a rock concert sober since...
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Uh, you know, I'’m gonna
have to go with never.
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Here we are.
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As you can see, I'’m not real
good at organizing my files.
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Yeah.
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How'’d you get
through law school?
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Methamphetamines
and an Asian roommate.
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Work late a lot?
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Uh, that and I kind of
live here.
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So, anyway, if you could
put all this...
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away...
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so that I could find it again,
that would be awesome.
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You got it.
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[stutters]
Hang on a sec.
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Just got to...
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clear out these dead soldiers.
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Thank you for your service,
fellas.
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Do you want me to file
these alphabetically?
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By date? Type of case?
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Yes.
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Uh...
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"Roxy versus
Nudes Nudes Nudes."
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What'’s this?
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Uh, oh, that, uh...
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Roxy, not her real name, is,
uh, suing Nudes Nudes Nudes,
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a gentlemen'’s club
by the airport
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with surprisingly
good chicken wings.
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Yeah, yeah, but what'’s
the suit about?
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Uh, if I recall correctly,
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it is Roxy'’s contention--
my word not hers--
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that Nudes Nudes Nudes is
paying her below minimum wage
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by incorrectly claiming that she
is an independent contractor.
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Oh.
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Interesting.
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Does a place like that tell her
what hours she has to work?
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[scoffing]: Yes, in fact,
she was very disappointed
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to be working breakfast.
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Okay.
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Do they tell her what to wear?
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It'’s called "Nudes Nudes Nudes,"
not "Pants Pants Pants."
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And, uh, when she does
a lap dance,
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do they tell her
what she can charge?
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Yeah.
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I'’m guessing.
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She sounds like
a regular employee to me.
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Yeah, she does,
doesn'’t she?
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Let me see that.
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Hadn'’t actually read this, yet.
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I was just looking
at the pictures.
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I gotta tell you,
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you ask smart questions,
Christy.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I mean,
it may take a while,
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but I don'’t see any reason
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why you couldn'’t be
a lawyer someday.
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Oh... Steve...
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that is exactly the kind
of encouragement I need.
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Hey.
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Yeah, hey, back off.
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What was I thinking?
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[sighs]
Christy, wait.
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[sighs]
Jerk.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Listen, uh, my
schedule opened up,
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so you don'’t have to
watch Roscoe on Saturday.
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What about your
GED thing?
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Yeah, I'’m not
gonna do that.
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Yes, I just won 20 bucks
from Grandma.
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You bet that I wouldn'’t
take the test?
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Why would you do that?
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Oh, come on, Mom.
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You always say
you'’re gonna do stuff,
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and then you don'’t.
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That'’s not true.
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Name one thing.
254
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,533
Except for the blog
I was gonna start,
255
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,578
my line of sober greeting cards
and that six-day cleanse.
256
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,145
Come on, name one.
257
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,670
What happened to
becoming a lawyer?
258
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:13,890
It was a stupid dream.
259
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,283
I can'’t do it.
260
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,415
That weirdo Steve said
you could.
261
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,461
He didn'’t mean it.
262
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,463
He just wanted
to date me.
263
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,943
And I'’m only using
the word "date"
264
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,248
because you'’re
my daughter.
265
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:27,817
What do you expect?
266
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:28,905
Men suck.
267
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,475
Sweetie, you'’re too young
to be that cynical.
268
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,477
There are lots of
wonderful men...
269
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,435
Oh, God, I can'’t
even fake it.
270
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,313
Well, I think
you'’re being a chicken.
271
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,967
And I only use
the word "chicken"
272
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,272
because you'’re my mother.
273
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:55,105
Look, it'’s over.
274
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:58,761
You said it yourself--
I quit things.
275
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,763
It'’s how I roll.
276
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,722
Mom, wait.
277
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,812
I shouldn'’t have said that.
278
00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,291
You don'’t quit everything.
279
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,468
You stayed sober.
280
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,993
You know,
281
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,038
Violet, when you open
your heart to me...
282
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,432
Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no,
too much. I'’m done, good-bye!
283
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,742
[low, indistinct chatter]
284
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:27,877
Are you seeing
what I'’m seeing?
285
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:28,878
What?
286
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,271
Alvin,
287
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,013
we'’re the youngest
people here.
288
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,015
No.
289
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,800
Wait, let me take a look.
290
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,544
Wow, we are.
291
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,851
That woman over
there is knitting.
292
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,374
Oh, God.
293
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,723
I am so depressed.
294
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,377
No, no, no--
200 bucks a ticket.
295
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,031
No one'’s depressed.
296
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:54,382
Besides, there are
young people here.
297
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,123
Look at the guys
at the front of the stage.
298
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,907
That'’s security.
299
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,431
Really? Who here'’s
gonna rush that stage?
300
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,479
Maybe they'’re there to catch
the band if they fall.
301
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,699
You want a hit?
302
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,658
Can'’t. Sober.
303
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,660
Have to. Cancer.
304
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,060
[sighs, sputters]
305
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,235
You okay?
306
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,193
Yeah. I guess.
307
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,242
Why do I feel like I'’ve
done something wrong
308
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,244
when I haven'’t done
anything wrong?
309
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,029
Have I done something wrong?
310
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:36,076
No, forget it.
311
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,382
Bonnie, everyone gets old.
312
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:41,211
You saw Steven Tyler.
Dude looks like a raisin.
313
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,126
[chuckles]
314
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,955
It'’s not just about growing old.
It'’s that...
315
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,218
we didn'’t get
to do it together.
316
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,352
We lost so many years.
317
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:57,793
[shuts engine off]
318
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,491
Okay. How '’bout this?
319
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,276
We forget about
what we don'’t have
320
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,234
and we focus on
what we do have.
321
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,540
What do we have?
322
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,411
The future.
323
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:10,110
I'’d like to spend the
rest of my life with you.
324
00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,938
You would?I would.
325
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,722
I love you.
326
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,421
I love you, too.
327
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,993
Mmm.
328
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,603
Now what do you say
we hop in the backseat
329
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,822
and see what happens?
330
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,824
Really?
331
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,609
You want to feel young,
you got to act young.
332
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:32,610
[chuckles]
333
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,134
Let'’s do it.
334
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,439
Yeah?
Okay.
Yeah.
335
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,789
[chuckles]
336
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,748
All right.
Here we go.
337
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,231
You know what?
Yeah.
338
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,189
Let'’s just use the doors.Thank you.
339
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,721
Oh. Evening, Officer.
340
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,506
What'’s going on in here?
341
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,247
What'’s it look like?
342
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:03,163
We just came from a concert;
feeling a little romantic.
343
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,817
Really? Don'’t you think
you'’re a little old for this?
344
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,428
Who you calling old?
345
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,820
It'’s fine, Bonnie.
346
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,474
Thanks, Officer.
We'’ll be on our way.
347
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,434
What a douche!
348
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,479
Excuse me?
349
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,003
You heard me.
350
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,135
One more word
and the cuffs come out.
351
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,661
That'’s better.
352
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,489
Word!
353
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,189
[rapid knocking]
354
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,809
Oh, God, are you suing me?
355
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,334
No.
356
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,597
Now, listen,
I gave it some thought,
357
00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:49,339
and I decided that I don'’t
need you to believe in me.
358
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:50,645
I believe in me.
359
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,212
I dobelieve in you.
360
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,388
No, you just want
to get in my pants.
361
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,912
Not "just"-- "in addition to."
362
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,697
Yeah. Whatever.
363
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,917
Now here'’s how it'’s gonna go:
364
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,441
I am coming back
to work for you,
365
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,313
and I am gonna learn my ass off.
366
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,880
And you are gonna leave
said ass alone.
367
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,360
And...
368
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,406
I feel like I need
to say one more thing,
369
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,929
so...
370
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:17,193
that painting is
very disturbing!
371
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,545
Are you done?
372
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,547
Um... yes.
373
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,724
I rest my case.
374
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,248
I'’m really sorry.
375
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,293
It won'’t happen again.
376
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,425
Good.
377
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,122
And just so you know,
378
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,081
I called the lawyer
for Nudes Nudes Nudes,
379
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:37,300
and I laid out your argument.
380
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,867
You did?Yeah.
381
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,564
And they want to settle.
382
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,611
They'’re gonna give Roxy
12 grand in back pay,
383
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,265
which will probably go
straight up her nose,
384
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,919
but the fact is we won.
385
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,747
"We"?
386
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,968
Yeah. You and me.
We'’re a team.
387
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,622
I mean,
only one of us gets paid,
388
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,320
seeing as you'’re an independent
contractor, but...
389
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,540
I don'’t care! That'’s great!
390
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,803
We won our first case!
391
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,153
Oh, God, I want to hug you,
392
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,981
but I'’m afraid
you'’ll take it the wrong way.
393
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,287
It'’s okay. I can handle it.
394
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,288
[chuckles]
395
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,550
Nope, can'’t handle it.
396
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,334
Who cares...
397
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,336
[phone ringing]
398
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,078
Uh, hang on.
399
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,428
Hey, Mom.
400
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,604
What do you mean you'’re in jail?
401
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,043
Why didn'’t you get a motel room?
402
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,003
All right, all right, all right,
I'’m on my way.
403
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,831
[sighs]
Put some clothes on.
404
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,789
We got our second case.
405
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,357
And I'’ll save us some time--
she'’s guilty.
406
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,499
I am so disappointed
in the two of you.
407
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,196
I mean, what
were you thinking?
408
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,850
He'’s the one
who parked the car.
409
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,721
She'’s the one
that mouthed off to the cop...
410
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:51,983
I don'’t want to hear it.
411
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,898
I am working two jobs
412
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:57,076
and I have to drop everything
to come bail you out of jail?
413
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,860
[sighs] I should'’ve
left you there,
414
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,210
so you could think
about what you did.
415
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,473
[quietly]:
Feel young now?
416
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,432
[quietly]:
Yeah, this is pretty awesome.
417
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,088
Oh...
418
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,785
so now you'’re kissing?
419
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:14,441
Do I need to
separate you two?
420
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,834
Mom, come sit
up here with me.
421
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,923
Now!
422
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,622
Don'’t make me pull
this car over!
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