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Hi, I'’m Christy.
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I will be your server tonight.
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Let me tell you
about our specials.
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We have a lovely grilled salmon
on a bed of... Holy crap.
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[clears throat]
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She meant to say jasmine rice.
Excuse me.
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What was that?
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I can'’t go back in there.
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Ever?
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There'’s this girl I went to high
school with sitting at the bar.
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Don'’t tell me,
you screwed her over.
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Why would you say that?
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What, you sleep
with her boyfriend?
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Get out of my head!
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Come on.
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I-It was a long time ago.
I'’m sure she'’s over it.
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You think?No idea.
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Just need
to get you back to work.
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Table four--
you sleep with anybody there?
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No. Wait.
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No.
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Good. Take them their entrees.
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Try not to bang anyone
on the way.
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I can'’t promise anything.
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[sighs]
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Sobriety has not made
her any less crazy.
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You say that
like it'’s a bad thing.
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Enjoy your meal.
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Christy?
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Jessica?
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It'’s so good to see you!
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Oh, it'’s... good to see you.
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What'’s it been, like, 20 years?
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Yeah, I guess.
[chuckles]
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How'’s life?
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Great. Couldn'’t be happier.
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And you?
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I think my apron says it all.
[chuckles]
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Oh. [laughs]
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Well, I'’ll let you
get back to it.
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[chuckles]
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See you at the next reunion.
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[chuckles]
I can'’t wait.
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Jessica?
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Hang on.
Yeah?
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Something'’s been bothering me
for a really long time,
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and I need to clear the air.
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You mean with you and Tony?
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We were kids. Forget about it.
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Oh, thank you.
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[chuckles]
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I can'’t tell you
how much this has haunted me.
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Aw, all'’s forgiven.
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Oh, great!
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You know, in a way,
I kind of did you a favor.
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I mean, that clown
slept with everybody.
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He did?
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Oh, my God.
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Half the girls in our class
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and a couple of the moms.
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Lunch lady gave him extra tater
tots, if you know what I mean.
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Really?
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And from what I hear,
he is still a full-on man whore.
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Sorry I'’m late, honey.
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Tony?
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Christy?
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You and Jessica are still...
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Got to go.
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So, I hear you folks are
celebrating an anniversary.
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I really thought
by apologizing to Jessica
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I was doing a good thing.
You know?
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Making an amends.
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It was a good thing.
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Except for probably
breaking up their marriage.
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Yeah, they did not stay
for dinner.
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I hate to be a
stick-in-the-mud...
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No, you don'’t.
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...but next time you'’re
fixing the past,
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try not to break
the present.
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Boy, you'’re like
an embroidered pillow with feet.
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Okay, let'’s see
if I can do better this time.
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Marjorie,
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I'’d like to make
a proper amends to you.
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What for, sweetie?
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You lent me money,
and I never paid you back.
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Hey, I lent you money.
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Yeah. And you were never there
when I was growing up.
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We'’re square.
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Anyway,
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I'’ve been working extra shifts,
so here it is.
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Thank you.
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I really appreciate this.
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Now, what about your landlord?
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What about him?
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Christy, you skipped out
on the rent.
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You got to make that right.
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Or I could give you an extra $20
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and we all forget about it.
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You know, if you
want to clean house,
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you got to vacuum
under the couch.
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Another pillow.
Good for you.
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Marjorie, I owe him $4,000.
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I couldn'’t make that right
if I wanted to.
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Offer him a
payment plan.
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Give him-- I don'’t know--
50 bucks a month.
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50 bucks a month?
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That'’s gonna take, like...
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BOTH:
Six and a half years.
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Damn. Drug dealers
are so good at math.
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[sighs]
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$50? You owe me $4,000!
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But I don'’t have $4,000.
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Then you don'’t have your hand!
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[screaming]
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[exhales]
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Come in.
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Ooh, I just did my nails.
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Mr. Perugian?
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Crusty Plunkett.
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What do you want?
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Uh, well, first of all, hello.
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Okay. Um...
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you might not remember this,
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but I kind of sort of ran out
on the rent.
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$4,227.
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Okay, in my mind,
I had rounded it down,
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but, uh, that sounds
about right.
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Anyway, um, I...
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want to apologize.
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I was totally wrong,
and I...
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You have my money?
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Not all of it, no.
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Just this.
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$50?
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Ooh.
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Yes, I plan to pay you this
every month...
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Week.
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Week.
[chuckles]
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That'’s what I meant.
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I will come here every week
and give you $50.
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You don'’t have such
a great history
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of coming to me with money.
I'’ll come to you.
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Where do you live?
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Uh, 7219 Sycamore...
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Liar!
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6423 Sherborn,
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apartment 1B.
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Come on in.Thank you.
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How do you like
my post-divorce digs?
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Came furnished.
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Did they give you a noose
or you have to supply your own?
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Come on, it'’s not so bad.
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I get home from work
around 6:00,
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microwave dinner,
go down to the rec room,
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play a little Ping-Pong
with the other divorced guys,
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watch some TV,
and before you know it,
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it'’s 6:30.
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Is that an electric oven?
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Yeah.
Good.
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So what'’s up?
Why the cryptic text message?
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Well, I had some things
I wanted to talk to you about,
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and I wanted to do it
face-to-face.
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I'’m sorry.About what?
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I don'’t know.
It'’s just a reflex.
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Take it easy.
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This isn'’t about you;
it'’s about me.
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I need to apologize
for the stuff I did to you.
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Really?
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Wow, my sphincter just relaxed.
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What do you have
to apologize for?
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I'’m the one
that left you.
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Yes, and God is clearly
punishing you for that.
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But if our relationship
is going to move forward,
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I need to take responsibility
for the mess I made.
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Okay, I accept your apology.
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No, I need to tell you
all the things that I did
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and then ask
for your forgiveness.
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How many things we talking?
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Ooh.
[sputters]
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About 118.
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But there are a couple of things
I did twice,
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so it'’s up to you if you want
to count those separately.
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Okay, let '’er rip.
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January 7, 1976--
the night we met.
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I stole $100 out of your wallet.
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You said that was
my buddy Wayne.
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I never talked to him again!
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If you'’re gonna flip out
over each one of these,
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it'’s gonna take a lot longer
than it needs to.
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January 8, 1976.
I slept with Wayne.
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What?!
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In my defense,
I was trying to console him
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because he was so upset
about your friendship ending.
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Delivery.
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Eh, put it anywhere.
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How was the movie?
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We didn'’t go to a movie.
We went to a museum instead.
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Really? So you did
something educational?
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No, it was fun.
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Did you guys eat dinner?
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Yeah, my girlfriend packed us
some veggie wraps,
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so we stopped at
Jack in the Box.
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All right, fine.
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Go do your homework
and then get ready for bed.
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See you next
weekend, buddy.
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Love you, Dad.Love you, too.
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Well, I am very impressed.
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You'’re doing a great job
with him.
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Thank you.
210
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And you really turned your life
around.
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Good job,
solid relationship with Candace.
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Yeah, I'’m not cheating on her
at all.
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Boyfriend of the year.
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I'’m glad you
feel that way
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because I'’ve been wanting
to ask you something important.
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Anything.
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How would you feel about Roscoe
coming to live with me
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and Candace for a while?
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What?
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You know, we got the big house,
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and it'’s right by his school.
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He'’s got his own room.
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We'’re even thinking
about getting a dog.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Come on, Christy,
he sleeps in the closet here.
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It'’s a bonus room!
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Okay, calm down.
I don'’t want to fight.
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No one'’s fighting.
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I am calmly telling you
that you are a loser,
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you'’ll always be a loser,
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and you'’re not gonna take my kid
away from me.
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Yourkid?
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We made him together!
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I was in
that bathroom stall, too!
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Forget it!
It'’s not gonna happen!
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Now get out!
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All right,
but I think you should know
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that Candace'’s brother
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is a lawyer,
and he says I have rights.
240
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,738
Really? You want
to bring a lawyer into this?
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Then you better
bring a gun, too!
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I'’m telling my lawyer
you said that!
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Okay, home stretch.
March 11, 1978.
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Your grandmother got
arrested at the airport
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carrying a bag
of my weed.
246
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,803
You made my nana a mule?
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I didn'’t plan it.
248
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I saw a drug-sniffing dog
coming,
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I panicked and stuffed it
in her wheelchair.
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Before you say anything,
they let her go,
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and I told her
if she kept it a secret,
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I'’d give her a great-grandchild.
253
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Here'’s a big one.
254
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Your cousin David.
You still in touch with him?
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00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,996
Yeah, we'’re very close.
256
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,954
Okay, well, then I'’m just
gonna skip that.
257
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And finally, about a
year after you left me...
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00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:59,136
Well, this is a tough one.
259
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,269
Not proud of this.
260
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:04,141
I set your vintage Corvette
on fire.
261
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,493
I never owned a Corvette.
262
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,974
Really?
263
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,978
Okay, I'’m gonna have
to track that guy down.
264
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,373
Wow!
265
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,593
I should have done
this years ago.
266
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,726
I feel great.
267
00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,381
Like a weight has been
lifted off my shoulders.
268
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,818
Yeah, good for you.
269
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,559
No, good for us.
270
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,561
We have a clean slate,
271
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,607
fresh start,
nothing'’s stopping us.
272
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,566
Sorry, I can'’t do this now.
273
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,089
You need to take a pill?
274
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,572
How could you do
all that stuff to me?
275
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,966
Okay, clearly you don'’t
understand how this works.
276
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,664
See, this is the part
where you forgive me.
277
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,622
Yeah, well, I don'’t think I can.
278
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,191
Hey, I forgave you
for walking out on me.
279
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,063
After hearing all this,
280
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,283
walking out on you was
the smartest thing I ever did!
281
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:03,157
Okay, I think this party'’s over.
282
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,946
Just so you know, you have
ruined this amends for me!
283
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,041
Hey, how'’d it go with Dad?
284
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,087
Oh, we hate him now.
285
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,566
We do?
Yup.
286
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,090
I'’m gonna need
you to step up.
287
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:27,268
Well, uh, you can join
me in hating Baxter.
288
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,052
Dumb-ass wants Roscoe
to live with him.
289
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,053
You'’re kidding.
290
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,794
Completely forgetting
291
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,883
that three months ago,
he was living in his van,
292
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:37,757
smoking pot out of an apple,
then giving Roscoe the apple.
293
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,585
Can you check my
homework, Mom?
294
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,110
What? Oh, yeah, sure.
295
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,633
[clears throat]
Okay.
296
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,288
"Train A leaves the station
traveling at 30 miles
297
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,768
per hour, and Train B leaves..."
298
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,944
You know what?
299
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:52,815
I have a better math problem
for you.
300
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:56,340
This is the one the teacher'’s
looking for, but okay.
301
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:59,779
Train A is leaving
with your mommy.
302
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,128
Train B
303
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,999
is leaving with your daddy.
304
00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,914
Which train would you
rather be on?
305
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,612
Where'’s Dad'’s train going?
306
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,484
Loserville.
307
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,833
Where'’s your train going?
308
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,617
Disneyland.
309
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,142
Seriously?
310
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,230
Stay out of it, Violet.
311
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,147
And my train stops
for ice cream on the way.
312
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,496
Let me think.
313
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,845
What'’s there to think about?
314
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:26,196
I could be the
King of Loserville.
315
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,981
Oh, come on, make a decision.
316
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,896
Roscoe, leave your homework
with me.
317
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,854
Mom'’s not good at math.
318
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:38,252
You are scary.
319
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,995
No, what'’s scary is the idea
of Baxter trying to parent him.
320
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,561
That'’s not fair. When
you guys were together,
321
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,780
Baxter was a pretty good dad.
322
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,564
Are you seriously defending him?
323
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,784
Do you believe this?
324
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,483
I'’m just here as your mother.
I don'’t want to get involved.
325
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,138
Baxter did nothing
but smoke pot,
326
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,098
sit on the couch and yell
the wrong answers at Jeopardy.
327
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:01,492
Never once in the form
of a question.
328
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,843
While you got drunk and
disappeared for days.
329
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,019
That'’s not true.
330
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,369
Remember Roscoe'’s
first-grade graduation?
331
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:09,979
Of course you don'’t.
332
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,851
You were too hung-over
to get out of bed.
333
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,722
But Baxter was there.
Really?
334
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,593
Well, he went to the third
grade graduation first,
335
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,422
but eventually he
found the right room.
336
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,685
Fine. He showed up to one event.
337
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,252
Hooray for Baxter.
338
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,906
Let'’s put him on a stamp.
339
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,386
You may not want to remember
340
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,692
what went on around here,
but I do.
341
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,743
Don'’t worry.
342
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:38,138
She'’s smoking pot now,
so her memories will fade.
343
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,882
[phone ringing]
344
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,234
Building manager.
345
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,323
Hello, Joanne Wickie in 3B.
346
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,934
What can I do for you?
347
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:55,242
Hot water cut off in the middle
of your shower again?
348
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,244
I'’ll be right over.
349
00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,856
Hey, do me a favor.
Put on a robe this time.
350
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,554
I know you'’re comfortable
with your body, but I'’m not.
351
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,863
I blame Lena Dunham.
352
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,000
Hey.
353
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,915
Oh. Hello.
354
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,481
Got a minute?
355
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,657
I'’m on my way to see
a 300-pound naked woman
356
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,922
with soap in her eyes, so...
357
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,662
yes.
358
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:29,580
I wanted to apologize for
the way I acted the other day.
359
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,756
Keep going.
360
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,411
I realized the only reason
you told me all those things was
361
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,284
so we could start fresh,
and I really want that.
362
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,808
You didn'’t have to come
all the way over here for that.
363
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,244
You could have just called.
364
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,594
I know, but then
I couldn'’t do this.
365
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,079
[laughs]
366
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,298
Bravo!
367
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,300
[laughs]
[sighs]
368
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,824
I couldn'’t have done it
without you.
369
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,696
35 years.
Worth the wait.
370
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,525
Oh. Is it just me,
371
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:05,181
or is sex better now
than when we were kids?
372
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,096
Well, it'’s longer.
373
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,055
[both laugh]
374
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,016
[sighs]
It is better.
375
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,018
Yeah. [laughs]
376
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,238
Oh.
377
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,588
You know, I was thinking
about all the secrets
378
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,676
you unloaded on me.
379
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,504
Yeah?
380
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:27,029
And I thought maybe I should
do the same, clean the slate.
381
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,683
That'’s great.
382
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:32,295
Okay, here'’s something
you never knew
383
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,993
that'’s always sort of
bothered me.
384
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,431
Ooh!
385
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:40,347
You remember that Labor Day
weekend you spent in jail
386
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,349
'’cause I couldn'’t afford
to bail you out?
387
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,090
Yeah?
388
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:48,224
I had the money, but I just
needed a break from you.
389
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,969
[laughs]:
Come on, that'’s funny.
390
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,452
BONNIE:
Get out!
391
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,110
I like you, Dave, but I can'’t
go any lower on this car
392
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,981
without checking
with my manager.
393
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,330
Wish me luck.
394
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,159
[scoffs]
Luck.
395
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,727
[laughs]
396
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,382
Hey.
397
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,558
Baxter, got a minute?
398
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,604
Oh. Hello, Christy.
399
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,085
I'’m being aloof because
of our fight the other day,
400
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:27,568
unless you'’re here to buy a car,
in which case you look lovely.
401
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,919
I wanted to talk to you
about Roscoe.
402
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,747
I'’m listening.
403
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,924
I'’m sorry I said all those
awful things about you.
404
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,317
Mm-hmm.
405
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,101
Yeah, I was talking to Violet,
406
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,931
and she reminded me
of a couple important factors.
407
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:43,975
Did she now?
408
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,629
You did a lot of good stuff
409
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,545
for my kids
when I wasn'’t there for them,
410
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,766
and I never thanked you.
411
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,247
So... thank you.
412
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,510
And I'’m sorry.
413
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,078
Hey, is this one of those
amends things?
414
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,775
I guess it is.
415
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,778
Cool, I'’ve never
gotten one of those.
416
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,780
Bring it in. Bring
it in, come on.
417
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:09,305
I'’m just scared that now
that you have a beautiful house
418
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,351
and a pool
and this great new life
419
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:14,005
that Roscoe will never want
to come back to my place.
420
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,442
Of course he will.
421
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,921
Why?
422
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,923
Are you kidding?
423
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,490
Because you'’re there.
424
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:24,494
Oh, God, I'’m not sure I can deal
425
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,932
with you turning into
a decent human being.
426
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,892
It'’s weird, right?
427
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,983
Does this mean you'’re
gonna let him live with me?
428
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,463
[sighs]
429
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,117
How about every other week?
430
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,902
That'’s great. Thank you.
431
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,948
Okay, I'’ll see you soon.
432
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,994
Wait. Christy...
433
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,301
I got to tell you something.
434
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,606
What?
435
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,959
There will never
be a better time
436
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:58,572
to put yourself in a pre-owned
four-wheel-drive hatchback.
437
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,838
Good-bye, Baxter.
438
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,714
This is your lucky day, Dave.
439
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,369
My manager says we have a deal!
440
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,986
44, 45...
441
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,640
Hang on, hang on.
442
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,817
Uh, 25 cents, 50 cents...
443
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:27,992
We set a schedule.
444
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,820
How is this a
surprise to you?
445
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,214
Mom, you got five bucks?
446
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,173
Yeah, hold on.
447
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,525
Here you go.
448
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,875
Ladies, your tea
is getting cold.
449
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,485
Who'’s that?
450
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,488
A... friend of ours.
451
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,839
She spoken for?
452
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:52,365
Just by some cats.
453
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:56,412
Could you make an introduction?
454
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,414
Sure, I guess.
455
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,330
For 50 bucks.
456
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,202
What?
457
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,813
[mocking accent]: You want
to haggle, it'’s a hundred.
458
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,602
Okay.
459
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:16,171
Uh, would you like
to come in for some tea?
460
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,477
Sure.
461
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,788
You realize we just pimped out
our dearest friend for 50 bucks.
462
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,442
I think he overpaid.
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