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Previously onMom...So what'’s been going on?
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Not much, um...
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I got a DUI,
my husband left me
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and I tried
to commit suicide.
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Oh, my God, you'’re
gonna do great here.
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I do have two things
I could hold onto--
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through it all,
I'’ve stayed sober,
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and...
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I'’ve also helped
someone else stay sober.
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What up, bitches?!
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Ha!
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Hi!
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Okay, one thing.
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BONNIE:
Seriously?
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This is a rehab?
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Hmm, it'’s the address
on the Web site.
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"Tomorrow House.
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Where the sun comes
out tomorrow."
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I guess this is where
Annie got sober.
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My last rehab
was a friend
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who slapped me and told me
to snap out of it.
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I didn'’t need rehab.
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I stopped drinking
the second I realized
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I'’d turned into my mother.
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Ooh.
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You'’re welcome.
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Oh, here'’s Jill.
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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Hey.
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Don'’t look at me,
I'’m a wreck.
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Are you kidding?
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You look like a model
who just took a long nap.
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Thanks.
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And thanks for picking me up.
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Hey, I'’m your sponsor,
it'’s what we do.
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Well, you'’re very sweet.
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My stupid ex-husband
couldn'’t be bothered.
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Well, he might be
a little gun-shy
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after, you know, you waved
that gun around in his face.
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So what was the rehab like?
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Ugh, hardest thing
I'’ve ever done.
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Every hour of the day
was planned out.
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From the first massage
in the morning
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to the tai chi after lunch,
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then therapy
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and pottery classes.
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[gasps]
Oh, by the way--
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I made you both
napkin rings.
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Wow.
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This must have
taken you... minutes.
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[imitating Gollum]:
"My precious."
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How'’s the food
in a place like that?
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Ugh, don'’t
get me started.
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It'’s sushi every day.
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I mean, I'’m trying
to get off painkillers,
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and now I'’m full of mercury.
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Maybe you can get a job
as a thermometer.
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Excuse me, I'’m just gonna update
my Facebook status to sober.
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Okay, I'’ve got a new plan.
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I'’m listening.
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I'’m gonna get rich,
drink my ass off,
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wreck my life and then check
into that country club rehab.
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How do you plan to get rich?
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Why can'’t you ever
support my dreams?
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Ooh!
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"Sober" got a like.
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Oh, beautiful
staircase.
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Not when you'’re
falling down it drunk.
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And this is, of course,
the second floor sitting room.
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Of course.
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All new furniture.
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Oh, a little remodel?
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No, a big fire.
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Fell asleep on the couch
with a joint in my mouth.
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It'’s also why
my hair is short.
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Play piano?
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No. I just like big,
black, beautiful things.
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BONNIE: Hey,
where'’d everybody go?
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[with a British accent]:
Second-floor sitting room!
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That'’s fun to say.
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I was in the yoga studio,
turn around, you guys are gone.
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Did you see the tanning booth?
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Did I?
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Look at that-- 90 seconds.
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So did you get this house
in the divorce?
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This and the place in Aspen.
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That'’s it-- I am never banging
a poor guy again.
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I guess we should get going.
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You gonna be okay?
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I'’m gonna be fine.
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I'’ll see you
at the meeting tomorrow.
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Okay. If you need anything,
you have my number.
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Thank you.
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Bye, Jill.
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Bye.
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[inhales sharply]
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[sobbing]
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Your phone'’s ringing.
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Jill?
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What'’s going on?
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I'’m fine, I'’m fine.
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Come on.
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Talk to me.
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I just... I...
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I don'’t know what
to eat for dinner.
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[crying]
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What?
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I mean, there'’s chicken,
and there'’s fish.
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Am I vegan?
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I don'’t know.
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You can send out.
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From where?!
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Chinese? Italian?
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I certainly can'’t have sushi.
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Oh, my God, my life is a mess.
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No, no.
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What you'’re going through is a
natural part of getting sober.
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I don'’t remember
this part.
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Just go get her
a glass of water.
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Well, you'’re asking water
to do vodka'’s job, but okay.
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Listen to me,
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you'’re gonna
get through this.
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I'’m so scared,
Christy.
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I know,
I'’ve been there.
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The important thing to remember
is-- you'’re not alone.
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[sniffles]
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God bless you.
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I'’m so sorry,
I can'’t find the kitchen.
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[gentle music plays]
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Oh, yeah, I like me
a wet Brad Pitt.
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Oh, good,
he'’s still wet.
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Did you get
Jill to bed?
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Yeah.
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Do you know the toilet
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in the master bathroom
blow-dries your ass?
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Wow, so you can actually be
too rich to wipe.
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You talk to Violet?
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Yeah, she'’s not happy
about it,
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but she'’ll look
after Roscoe tonight.
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Did you explain to her
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that we'’re here saving
a woman'’s life?
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I did.
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She doesn'’t get
how serious this is.
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There'’s chocolate mousse
in the kitchen.
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I know, I was gonna save that
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for after we'’ve bowled
a few frames.
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It'’s hard to believe
that somebody can live like this
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and still be so miserable.
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I mean, we'’re miserable,
but we have nothing.
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Which seems right.
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The way God intended.
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[both exhale]
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[pauses movie]
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I just got to say something,
get it off my chest.
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What?I really want to rob this place.
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What?
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I'’m not going to--
I'’m just thinking it.
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I figured if I shared about it,
it takes the power away.
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All right.
Well... thanks for sharing.
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[movie continues playing]
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[trotting hoofbeats,
horse neighs]
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If you weregonna rob it,
what would you take?
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Easy. Persian rug
in the dining room.
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That'’s 25 grand right there.
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Yeah, but then you got to get
a truck, guys to move it.
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I'’d stick with the jewelry.
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Really? I'’d be careful there.
She'’d a drug addict.
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He didn'’t give her
anything real.
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We'’re just talking, right?
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Right.
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♪
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Where are you going?
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I have to put something back.
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[chimes sound]
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JILL [over intercom]:
Christy? Bonnie?
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God?
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Where are you?
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Oh, um...
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screening room.
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I'’ll take the elevator.
Be right there.
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[groans]
What time is it?
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Seven o'’clock.
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[exhales]
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See if we can get
a late checkout.
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Come on, get up.[groans]
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Unbelievable.
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First-class house--
I slept in coach.
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[singsongy]:
Good morning.
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I made you both fruit smoothies.
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Well, at least
there'’s room service.
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Thank you.
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How you feeling?
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Great. Why?
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Well, you kind of...
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cried yourself to sleep.
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Oh, I do that every night.
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It'’s actually really good
for your skin.
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You guys want to go for a swim?I wouldn'’t mind a dip.
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Mom, we got to get home.
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I want to see the kids
before I go to work.
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Why would you say that?
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Why would I say what?
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I know what you'’re doing.
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You'’re throwing it in my face.
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What'’s this, now?
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Because I don'’t have kids
and don'’t have to work,
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you think you'’re better than me.
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[laughs]: Oh...
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I get it. Good one.
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You think I'’m making a joke?
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Those are crazy eyes.
Not a joke. Not a joke.
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Jealous.
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That'’s all you
are is jealous!
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This is why I can'’t
have any friends!
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I can think of a
few other reasons.
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Get out of my house.
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Get out!
Okay.
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Okay, we'’re leaving.
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Never turn your back
on crazy.
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[crying]:
I hate my life!
I hate my life!
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[crying]
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[chimes sound]
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BONNIE:
Jill, I'’m sorry, but
we can'’t find the front door?
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This is what
it'’s all about, right?
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A shared meal
with the people you love. Hmm.
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What'’s wrong with her?
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Nothing'’s wrong with me.
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I just realized we have a lot
to be grateful for.
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Sure, we could live
in a big house
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with a tennis court
and a movie theater.
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Then why are we living here?
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Let me finish.
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The point is,
that'’s not what makes you happy.
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That'’s not what fills your soul.
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BONNIE:
Your mother'’s right.
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You can'’t fix the inside
with the outside.
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Exactly. You can have all
the riches in the world and
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still be miserable and lonely.
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That'’s actually true.
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I'’ve seen cartoons about that.
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[doorbell rings]
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I got it.
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You realize she'’s
setting you up to fail.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I want to apologize.
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Are those part
of the apology?
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Neiman Marcus.
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Where are my manners?
Come on in.
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Christy, Neiman
Marcus is here!
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I like your new place.
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Don'’t patronize me.
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Jill, you okay?
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Yeah. And thank you for leaving
all those sweet messages.
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Oh. I was worried about you.
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I don'’t know what to say.
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I'’m really embarrassed
about the way I behaved,
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and I thought maybe I could
make it up to you guys.
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Oh, Jill, that'’s really
not necessary.
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Totally uncalled for.
Which one is mine?
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Christy?
I can'’t.
263
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,542
You were gonna
rip her off.
264
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,283
You'’re right.
265
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,033
And turn.
266
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,559
If they weren'’t sober
before, they'’re sober now.
267
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,042
Wow! You guys look amazing.
268
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:21,044
You going out after the meeting?
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00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,830
No, just wanted
to bring a little sexy
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to the 7:30
Tuesday night meeting
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of Alcoholics Anonymous.
272
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,751
Well, lucky us.
273
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,840
Did you also happen
to bring cookies?
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00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,538
Hello.
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00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,761
Hi. I'’m Christy.
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I'’m an alcoholic.
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ALL:
Hi, Christy.
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I just want to say,
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I am getting so much
out of being a sponsor.
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00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,511
Hang on. Let me just...
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00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:58,081
step out here so I can
feel closer to everybody.
282
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,083
You know how
283
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:04,435
they say the more you give,
the more you get back?
284
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,481
Well, it'’s true.
285
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,483
I'’m living it.
286
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,441
She'’s wearingit.
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00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,488
And I think the reason that
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00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,621
this works is that
it'’s God'’s will
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00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:20,147
for us to be
of service,
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00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,975
to help
other people.
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00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,239
And it'’s not just
the less fortunate
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00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,284
who need our help.
293
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,592
Sometimes it'’s the haves
who have not.
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00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,593
Have not!
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00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,204
The main thing is,
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00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,119
I realize now is
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00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:39,296
that you cannot fix
a spiritual malady
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00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,950
with material stuff.
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00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,952
Stuff!
300
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,432
Keep it down.
301
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,260
Down!
302
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:51,178
Okay. Uh, well,
I guess that'’s it for me.
303
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,441
I just want to say
how grateful I am,
304
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,574
and, um, thank you all
for help keeping me sober.
305
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:57,924
[whoops loudly]
306
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,360
[whoops weakly]
307
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,496
Right here-- this is why
I don'’t sponsor people.
308
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,281
That and no one asks you.
309
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,851
She'’s gonna be okay.
310
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,330
Oh, thank God.
311
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,375
They had to pump her stomach.
312
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,855
Ugh.
Ugh.
313
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,378
And they had
to cut her dress off.
314
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,989
Damn, this disease!
315
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,339
[sighs]
316
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,341
This is all my fault.
317
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:25,995
What are you talking about?
318
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,562
I'’m her sponsor.
319
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:28,780
So?
320
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,434
So, it'’s my responsibility
321
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,001
to keep her sober.
322
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,002
No, it isn'’t.
323
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,222
Then what the hell am I for?
324
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,528
You tell her
what you do to stay sober,
325
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,617
and then she does
what she'’s gonna do.
326
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,097
That'’s it?
327
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,794
I have nothing
to feel guilty for?
328
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,666
Well, I didn'’t say that.
329
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,017
WOMAN [over P.A.]:
Paging Dr. Davis, telephone.
330
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,453
I'’m Dr. Kendall.
331
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,933
My wife, Jill,
was just admitted.
332
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,721
I get it now.
333
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,810
Big, black,
beautiful things.
334
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,421
Excuse me?
335
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,249
Oh. Nothing.
336
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,033
Uh, um,
337
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,382
Jill'’s okay.
338
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,210
She'’s sleeping now.
339
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,212
Oh, thank God.
340
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:10,735
Who are you?
341
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,434
Christy Plunkett,
Jill'’s sponsor,
342
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:17,177
but I'’m not sponsiblefor this.
343
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,792
You'’re not.
344
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:26,577
She'’s done this before,
more times than I can count.
345
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,927
I'’m so sorry.
346
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,102
Me, too.
347
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,060
She told us about the divorce.
348
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,933
It'’s been coming
for a long time.
349
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,065
I just couldn'’t
put up with it anymore.
350
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:38,024
Nor should you.
351
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,293
Hi. Bonnie Plunkett.
352
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,859
James Kendall.
353
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,470
Come on, James,
let'’s go to the cafeteria.
354
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,428
I'’ll buy you a cup of coffee,
we'’ll talk.
355
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,127
Thanks. I'’d like that.
356
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,227
[sighs]
357
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,055
Wow.
358
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,970
Jill told me
her husband was a monster.
359
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,319
What do you know?
360
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,408
The drug addict lied.
361
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,850
Oh, God.
362
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,244
Back to hell.
363
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,333
Oh, shut up.
Mom!
364
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:30,337
What? In an hour, she'’ll be
taking a tennis lesson.
365
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:34,167
What she means to
say is, good luck.
366
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,517
What she means to say is,
"Take me with you."
367
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,783
Are you disappointed in me?
368
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,828
Are you kidding? No.
369
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,005
I feel like I let you down.
370
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:49,095
Yeah. I can see that.
371
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,751
Wait. That'’s
not true, either.
372
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,449
No. It'’s okay.
373
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,233
I forgive you.
374
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,018
No, you don'’t get
to forgive me.
375
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,454
BONNIE:
Let it go.
376
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,238
She'’s got more napkin rings
to make.
377
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,286
Can I ask one favor?
378
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,939
Yeah, I guess.
379
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:11,769
Apparently,
I owe you.
380
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,858
While I'’m stuck in here,
381
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:17,993
is there any way you'’d consider
house-sitting for me?
382
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,125
BOTH:
Yes!
383
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,562
Got you covered.
384
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,564
Take all the time
you need.
385
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,609
I will.
386
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,307
Love you guys.
387
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,265
Love you, too.
Love you, too.
388
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,490
[car door closes]
389
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,060
[both whoop loudly]
390
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,626
[gasps loudly]
391
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,498
Dibs on the room with
the horny toilet.
392
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,637
[lively, animated music plays]
393
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,596
[chirping on screen]
394
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,294
I can'’t believe you let Roscoe
pick the movie again.
395
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,644
Hey, if you can'’t be grateful,
396
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:04,170
go take a sauna and come back
with a better attitude.
397
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,737
Tough love. Good.
398
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,696
When Jill gets out of rehab,
399
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,002
we really have
to give her a nice gift
400
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,308
for letting us stay here.
401
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,963
Yeah.
402
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,921
How about a case of wine?
403
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,798
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