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Christy.
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Do me a favor and bus table six.
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[sighs]
I'’m kind of slammed.
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Why can'’t Hector do it?
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Immigration
retirement party.
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Half the kitchen staff is hiding
in the freezer.
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Got it.
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Hola.
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Boy, that'’s good scotch.
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What a waste. Ugh.
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What is wrong with these people?
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Oops.
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Okay.
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What'’s done is done.
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They'’re in
the freezer.
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Hey!
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Which one of you miserable sons
of bitches is horny?
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[gasps]
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Oh, Mom.
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I just had
the worst drunk dream.
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It'’s okay,
baby.
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Now, be a love,
and tie Mama off.
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[gasps]
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Mom!
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What?
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Nothing.
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Just checking.
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What?!
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It seemed so real,
like I had just
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thrown away my whole year.
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It'’s okay, honey.
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It'’s a slip dream.
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I'’ve been sober 33 years,
I still get '’em.
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Really?
Oh, yeah.
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A couple months ago,
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I dreamt I was snorting blow
off of Tom Jones'’ ass.
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Who'’s Tom Jones?
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Thanks for ruining
a beautiful dream.
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What?
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Nothing.
Just Checking.
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I said I was sorry.
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For me, slip dreams are a signal
something'’s bothering me
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and I'’m not dealing with it.
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Boy, I don'’t know.
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I can'’t think of anything
that'’s bothering me.
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She drove, so I'’m gonna stick
with that.
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Okay, you know what?
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Maybe you'’re ready
to start helping
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somebody else stay sober.
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Maybe it is time for me
to start giving back.
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Okay.
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Go talk to that new
girl over there.
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Ooh, really?
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Can'’t I start with somebody
off the children'’s menu?
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Okay, how about her?
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Oh, that'’s
a Gucci bag.
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I can really help somebody
with a Gucci bag.
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Go.
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Maybe I should
help someone.
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What'’s stopping you?
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To be honest?
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A complete lack
of compassion.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Christy.
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Jill.
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Nice bag.
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Thanks.
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Gucci.
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I wouldn'’t know.
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Is this your
first meeting?
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How can you tell?
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Well, no offense,
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but you kind of look like
you just got tasered.
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I feel terrible.
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Yeah, I get it.
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A little over a year
ago I was sitting
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exactly where you
are right now.
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Of course, I wasn'’t
dressed as nice.
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In fact, I think I was
wearing this same sweater.
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You'’ve been sober a whole year?
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Yep. It went by like...
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tha... t.
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So, what'’s
been going on?
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Not much. Um...
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I got a DUI, my husband left me
and I tried to commit suicide.
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Oh, my God. You'’re
gonna do great here.
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Can I be a mom for a moment?
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Sure.
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How long'’s it been
since you got laid?
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What?
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Who keeps track
of that sort of thing?
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The answer is: six months ago,
the fireman.
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If you knew, why'’d you ask?
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Because I wanted
to talk about me,
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and I thought
I'’d come off better
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if I pretended
to be interested in you.
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Wow. I see you trying.
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I really do.
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Thank you.
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So, what'’s going on?
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I cannot wait
to bang your father.
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I mean, I know I have to bide my
time until his ticker'’s better,
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but all I can think about
is driving to Chico
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and draining him
like a dirty pool.
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Come on.
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You are talking about
my father'’s junk.
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No, you'’re talking about
his junk.
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I cloaked it
in an adorable metaphor.
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Maybe Violet is mature enough
to be comfortable
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with her grandmother'’s
sexuality.
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She'’s not.
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Anything other
than bills?
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Um, yeah.
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Something from
the Taylors.
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Ooh. Baby pictures!
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Open it, let'’s see.
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I don'’t know
if I want to.
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CHRISTY:
Oh, okay.
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Well, you don'’t
have to, sweetie.
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Yeah, we can just talk about
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whether your grandmommy
should have violent intercourse
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with your grandpappy.
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She'’s cute.
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Very cute.
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Beautiful.
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Oh, no.
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What?
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They named her "Gwyneth."
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What'’s wrong with Gwyneth?
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Seriously? I have to tell you?
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No, no. I get it.
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Oh, look at that cute
little bunny hat.
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You think that'’s cute?
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I do not.
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Okay. Well...
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I guess that went
as good as it could'’ve gone.
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Yeah.
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You ever wonder what it'’d have
been like if she kept the baby?
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Please don'’t go down that road.
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I suppose.
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Why don'’t I make us
some lunch.
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Thanks,
but I got to run.
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I'’m going to meet
that new girl, Jill.
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Roscoe, lunch!
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ROSCOE:
I'’m not hungry!
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Grandma'’s making it.
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ROSCOE:
Okay!
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You know you'’re buying his love
with bacon.
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Still love.
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[knocking on door]
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Hang on!
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[knocking continues]
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One more time
and nobody'’s home.
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[Eastern European accent]:
Who are you?
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Who are you?
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Landlord.
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Is Crusty here?
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Crusty?
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Crusty Plunkett.
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Oh, that Crusty.
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Um, no.
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Can I ask what this is about?
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Who are you?
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Really? We'’re starting over?
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Okay, I'’m her mother.
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You'’re living here?Absolutely not.
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Good, '’cause you'’re living here,
rent would be higher.
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No, no. We wouldn'’t want it
to be higher.
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So, what'’s up?
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Your daughter--
three months behind on rent.
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Really? Well, that doesn'’t sound
like my little Crusty.
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48 hours, she don'’t pay--
I send sheriff for eviction.
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How come I'’m not smelling bacon?
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Excuse me.
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Are you hungry, baby?
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Uh-huh.
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You hear that?
He'’s starving.
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You want him
to be homeless, too?
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48 hours.
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Oh, come on.
Look at that face.
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Nice face.
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48 hours.
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Damn.
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You need
to get cuter.
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[knocking on door]
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Did you want me
to make you a sandwich?
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Oh, thanks,
but Jill and I are having lunch.
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Oh, right.
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Boy, she'’s lucky to have
a role model like you.
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Ahh.
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Yeah, I'’m just doing
what I can do.
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Leading by example.
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That'’s terrific.
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Say, maybe you can
give mesome advice.
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Mm.
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I can give it.
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It'’s up to you to take it.
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That'’s good.
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I might use that with Jill.
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So, here'’s
the thing.
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I have this friend
who has an idiot daughter.
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I mean,
a real screw-up.
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Ugh. That'’s too bad.
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Makes you appreciate me, huh?
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You bet.
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So, here'’s
the thing.
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My friend'’s daughter doesn'’t
pay the rent for three months.
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And now she and her whole family
are gonna be evicted.
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Ooh, yikes.
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Wait a minute.
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You don'’t have any friends.
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Yes, but I have
an idiot daughter.
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Was that the landlord
at the door?
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Yes, Crusty.
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How much time did he give us?
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48 hours.
Oh, boy.
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How could you let this happen?
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"Let it happen"?!
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Between Violet'’s pregnancy, the
adoption and Dad'’s heart attack,
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I lost a lot of days at work.
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Yeah, but what about the money
I'’ve been kicking in?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Before I tell you about that,
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you have to understand
that we were so far in the hole,
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the only way out was
by getting creative.
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So I started thinking
outside the box.
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Uh-huh.
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Like the box was here.
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And I was way over here.
Thinking.
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What did you do?
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Um, well...
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I guess I can'’t put off
saying it anymore...
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Say it!
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Okay.
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Remember how I used to bet
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on football and
basketball and such?
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Yeah, you sucked at it.
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[quietly]:
Still do.
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You gambled away the rent money?
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No, no, no!
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You'’re not listening to me.
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We never had rent money.
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I gambled away
what little we had
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on the hopes
of getting the rent money.
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See?
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Outside the box.
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You swore you weren'’t
gonna gamble again.
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I thought I'’d be
better at it sober.
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Let'’s keep in mind
the most important thing
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throughout all
of this is...
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that I never
took a drink.
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00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,730
We'’d be better
off if you did!
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If you were drunk, you
could bang the landlord
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and we wouldn'’t
be homeless.
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That'’s a terrible
thing to say.
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Think he might
go for it?
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Just...
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You know what I like
about this cheesecake?
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It'’s creamy,
but still very light.
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I think they use some
kind of a low-fat...
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Shut up.
...yogurt.
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You understand gambling
is just your addiction
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crawling out
another hole?
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00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,857
Yeah.
266
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,336
I get that now.
267
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,209
[chuckling]
268
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,732
It'’s kind of like
when I went crazy
269
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,255
with the Oreos and the...
270
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,344
Shut up.
...Ho Hos.
271
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,872
How much do you owe
the landlord?
272
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:06,873
Not much.
273
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,222
Give me a number.
274
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,659
I don'’t wanna.
275
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,052
Say it!
276
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,880
Four grand.
[hisses]
277
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,185
Oh, I hate it when she goes...
278
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,100
[hisses]
279
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,536
All right.
280
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,060
Here'’s what
we'’re gonna do.
281
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,062
How much money do
you have right now?
282
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:25,717
I can scrounge up $300... $400.
283
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,545
Bonnie?
284
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,112
Yes?
285
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,856
What do you got?
286
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,076
[hisses]Mom.
287
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,513
Oh, I suppose I can
kick in that much.
288
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,820
Okay. I can do the same.
289
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,430
If you can give the landlord
290
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,171
anything like a month'’s rent,
291
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,868
I'’m sure it'’ll
buy you some time.
292
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,348
I'’ll pay you back.
293
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,698
Damn straight
you'’ll pay me back.
294
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,837
So, anyway, you were so smart
295
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,621
to suggest that I work
with that new girl.
296
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,014
It has been incredibly...
297
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,015
Shut up.
298
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,973
...satisfying.
299
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,457
Please, Gabriel,
I really need to
work more shifts.
300
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,285
If I had them,
I'’d give them to you.
301
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,113
How about one of
Andrea'’s shifts?
302
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,115
I'’m not one to gossip,
303
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,465
but the lady doesn'’t wash
her hands after she tinkles.
304
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,989
Andrea, hey, lookin'’ good!
305
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,775
Do you really want
hepatitis on the menu?
306
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,256
I said no.
307
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,651
Is this because
I stopped sleeping with you?
308
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,392
No!
309
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,089
It'’s because I started
sleeping with Andrea.
310
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,049
Damn it.
311
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,138
Yes, I want ten dimes on
Mississippi Tech, straight up.
312
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,444
Yes, I know they'’re
18-point underdogs.
313
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,837
I got a tip.
314
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,839
Yeah... just put the bet down.
315
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,798
Hi.
316
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,322
Hello.
317
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,801
You got a tip?
318
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,542
Maybe.
Is it a good one?
319
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:54,371
Do onions caramelize at
310 degrees Fahrenheit?
320
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,808
I have no idea.
321
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,376
But, uh, back to the tip,
is it like a sure thing?
322
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,683
Does lemon zest
pair with ricotta?
323
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,467
I get it, you'’re a chef.
324
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,512
Just tell me!
325
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,643
Can'’t lose.
326
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,036
Pays five to one.
327
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,255
Really?
328
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,868
Five times 1,200 is...
329
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,826
Zero, zero, carry the one...
330
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,046
Okay, it'’s six grand.
331
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,963
You want me to put
a bet down for you?
332
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:26,360
No, I can'’t.
333
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,275
I just can'’t.
334
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,453
Yeah, we both
know she'’s gonna.
335
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,587
You cannot tell my mother
about this.
336
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,861
Hi, I'’m Jill
and I'’m an alcoholic.
337
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,819
GROUP: Hi, Jill.
338
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,821
Hi, Jill.
339
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:58,131
I have six days now.
340
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,137
I'’m a little scared up here,
341
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,529
I'’ve really never
talked in front
342
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,054
of a group of people before.
343
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,533
Unless you count
the team of doctors
344
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:10,926
who were trying to determine
345
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,493
if I was still
a danger to myself.
346
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,103
[laughter]
347
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,715
Anyway, my sponsor told me
348
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,370
that I should share, so...
349
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,806
here I am.
350
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,721
And I'’m doing
everything she says
351
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,463
because I really want to have it
all together like she does.
352
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,812
You'’re an inspiration
to me, Christy.
353
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,472
The way she turned
her life around
354
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,431
gives me hope that
maybe I can do the same.
355
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,085
[very quietly]:
Oh, come on, make the kick,
356
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,304
make the kick.
357
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,090
Christy says that
it'’s all about honesty,
358
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,048
taking responsibility
for my mistakes
359
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,528
and doing things differently.
360
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,965
The snap is good,
kick is up.
361
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,054
Anyway...
I guess that'’s it, so...
362
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,186
Thank you.
363
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,796
I won!
364
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,929
Oh, thank you, God, I won!
365
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,411
Hey.
LEADER:
Who else would like to share?
366
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,330
Are you crying?
367
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,940
I'’m just so happy.
368
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,291
For you.
369
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:13,989
You'’re the best.
370
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,208
[crying]:
Thank you.
371
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,776
[silently mouthing]
372
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,392
Ooh.
373
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,655
I don'’t usually sleep
with fat, bald guys,
374
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:31,006
but tonight'’s your night,
Mr. Franklin.
375
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,225
Don'’t turn around.What?
376
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,617
Just give me the money
and walk away.
377
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,619
Oh, no. No, no.
378
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,621
Look, I'’m not screwing around.
There'’s a gun in your back.
379
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,188
Yeah, I can feel it,
I'’m actually
380
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,016
peeing myself a little.
381
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,235
But you don'’t understand,
382
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,193
I need this money
to pay my rent.
383
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,195
How about we split it?Shut up.
384
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,241
Yeah, gee, I been
getting that a lot lately.
385
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,634
Okay, uh, see if this works.
386
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,201
Follow me to my landlord'’s,
387
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,811
uh, let me give him this money,
388
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,423
and then you rob him.
Everybody wins.
389
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,645
[quietly]:
No.
390
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,781
MAN:
I'’m so frigging happy
I can'’t even stand it.
391
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,043
Hey.
392
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,001
Great news.
Landlord came by,
393
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,830
he said one month'’s rent
would be fine.
394
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:16,356
He said that, huh?Yup. I told him
to come back in the morning.
395
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,098
[exhales]
Great.
396
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:22,057
That'’s when
I'’ll sleep with him.
397
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,103
What are you talking about?
398
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,496
I got mugged.
399
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,282
The money'’s gone.
400
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,370
Are you kidding me?
401
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,328
I wish I was.
402
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,374
There was a gun at my back.
403
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:38,160
Oh, baby, oh, my God, come here.
404
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,294
Oh, Mom,
I was so scared.
405
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,078
Oh. It'’s gonna be all right.
406
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,080
Everything'’s gonna be fine.
407
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,566
Wait a minute.
408
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,089
There was no mugger.
409
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,873
Yeah, there was.
Keep hugging.
410
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,484
No, no, no, no.
411
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,399
You gambled again, didn'’t you?
412
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,401
Well...
413
00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:03,881
Oh, I knew it!
What is wrong with you?
414
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,318
But I won!
415
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,493
Oh, really?
Where'’s the money?
416
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,495
I told you, I got mugged.
417
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,106
Christy, it is time to admit
you'’ve got another problem.
418
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,064
Gambling'’s not a problem
when you win.
419
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:19,810
And I did get mugged.Sure you did. Let me guess,
420
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,508
he was a big,
scary-looking black guy?
421
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,509
He was.
422
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,337
Shame on you, Christy.
423
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:27,340
It'’s not my fault
he perpetuates the stereotype.
424
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,299
Oh, my God, save it, we don'’t
have time for your racism.
425
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,563
Now, do we have any cash for our
heartless Armenian landlord?
426
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,479
Well, I guess that'’s it.
427
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,742
Sheriff shows up in the morning,
we get evicted.
428
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,963
Oh, I don'’t want the kids
to have to go through that.
429
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,312
What'’s the alternative?
430
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,227
Give me a second,
let me think.
431
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,195
I need another box.
432
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,637
Pack your stuff, Roscoe. We'’re
going on a surprise vacation.
433
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:07,031
What?BONNIE: Pack up, Violet,
we'’re skipping out on the rent.
434
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,120
What are you standing there for?
435
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,645
We got to get out of here
before the landlord shows up.
436
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,169
[sighs]
Roscoe grew up here.
437
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,432
This is a memory that'’s
gonna be gone forever.
438
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:18,956
Hang on.
439
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,483
What are you doing?
440
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,441
It'’s not like we'’re gonna get
the security deposit back.
441
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,625
That works.
442
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,416
VIOLET:
This place sucks, Mom.
443
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,331
Oh, come on.
Look on the bright side--
444
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,246
we finally have HBO.
445
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,774
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