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Previously onMom:
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[groaning]
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Are you okay?
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No. Something's wrong.
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[groans]
Call 911.
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Don't you die,
you son of a bitch.
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We're not done
with this.
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Hey, uh, my ex
is having a heart attack,
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or my prayers
are being answered.
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All depends how quick
you get here.
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Christy, come here.
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[grunts]
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What's he saying?
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I'd rather not repeat it.
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So, he'll be okay?
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Yeah. I should think so.
You'll probably
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be able to take him home
tomorrow.
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Oh, thank God.
That's great news.
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For you.
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He's gonna need
to take it easy
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for a couple of weeks.
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Is there somebody available
to provide care?
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What are you
looking at me for?
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I've got a full-time job,
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and I'm gonna have
to deal with Violet.
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No. I am not doing it.
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No, no, no.
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No.
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Oh, my God.
She still loves him.
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You have no idea
how funny this is.
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[laughs]
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[sighs]What?
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Just thinking about God.
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What about him?
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He is just such a scamp.
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He puts Alvin
back into our lives.
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That's good.
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Gives him a heart attack.
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That's bad.
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But makes you realize
you still love him.
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What?And that's good.
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I don't love him.
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I despise him.
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Uh-huh.
Keep telling yourself that.
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I have no feelings
for your father.
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God begs to differ.
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Leave God out of this.
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Woe unto thee
who denieth his will.
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Stop that.
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Thy kingdom come, et cetera.
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Your father abandoned me
after you were born.
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How could I ever
love that bastard?
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Don't ask me.
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Ask the scamp.
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[sighs]
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Seems to me the moment
Alvin's heart stopped beating...
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yours started.
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That's it.
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Get out.
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You're walking home.
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The house is right there.
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Okay. Stay in.
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I'm gonna drive you
further away.
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So what's the plan?
You working tonight?
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Oh, don't remind me.
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[sighs]
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Would you keep Roscoe quiet
while I grab a quick nap?
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I am exhausted.
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Sure.
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And I do not love your father.
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[keys jingle, latch clicks]
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Oh, my God.
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Where have you been?
My water broke.
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Okay. Okay. Uh, stay calm.
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Here we go.
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We need a new bathroom rug.
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How was your nap?
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[scoffs]
Bite me.
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[pounding footsteps approach]
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Roscoe?!
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What?
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Why aren't you wearing pants?
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I was relaxing.
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Damn it. Come on.
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Hey. How's she doing?
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VIOLET:
Son of a bitch!
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[sighs] That's
the nicest thing
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she's said in
the last hour.
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The doctor's in
with her now.
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Cool.
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Oh. Hey, buddy.
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You want to go hang out
with your old dad?
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I want to stay and see the baby.
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Roscoe, we talked about this.
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I don't care.
I want to see the baby.
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Let me explain it to him.
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Look up at me and nod like
I'm saying something smart.
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[door opens]
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How we doing, Doc?
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She's three centimeters,
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so we still have a little time.
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[sighs]
Okay.
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Why don't you go check on Alvin
and I'll hang with Violet.
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Why don't yougo check on Alvin
and I'll hang with Violet.
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'Cause she's my daughter
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and he's your
long-lost lover.
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Do you want to go to ICU?
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Because it's right there.
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Ah. Bring it.
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Come on.
Show me what you got.
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Okay. I have rounds.
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But I was gonna be an uncle.
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Hey. I was gonna be the voice
of an animated character
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in a Pixar movie.
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[cartoony voice]:
But things don't
always work out.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about waking up
one day and realizing
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that you've wasted your life
chasing stupid dreams.
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[sighs]
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You got to get
ready for that.
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Somehow we forgot
to bring your toothbrush,
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but I can run downst...
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What are you doing?I'm going home.
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You're kidding, right?
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Mm-mm.
I'm not doing this.
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Now, where are my
freaking shoes?
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I don't understand.
Is this about the adoption?
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No. I don't want
to have the baby.
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It's gonna hurt!
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You're just
figuring that out now?
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[yelling]
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Okay. Breathe. Breathe.[rapidly panting]
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I can breathe at home!
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Now, let's roll!
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Hmm.
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Morphine.
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Now I want a heart attack.
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Hey.Hey.
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Did you come back
to finish the job?
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Don't be silly.
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I like seeing you weak
and diminished.
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Still, thanks
for coming to visit.
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Eh... don't flatter yourself.
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I'm only here 'cause
Violet's upstairs
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having the baby.
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Oh... right.
How's she doing?
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She's fine.
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She's surrounded
by loved ones.
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Speaking of which,
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where's your wife
and children?
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I haven't told them yet.
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Why not?
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I don't want them to worry.
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Well, don't expect me to,
either.
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[inhales]
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You wouldn't be here
if you weren't.
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Shh...
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Go to the light.
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You shouldn't be sad.
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You have lots
of reasons to live.
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Like what?
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[clicks tongue]
Um...
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give me a second.
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Damn it, Violet.
Get back in bed.
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No! I want to go home!
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Sweetie, even if you
leave the hospital,
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that baby is still coming out.
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Not if I hold it in.
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Now, get out of my way!
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I will not!
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Now, you need to get in bed
and just let things happen.
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That's how I got here.
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Okay. Well, that's a
conversation for another time.
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Come on. Lay down.
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It's not fair.
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My friend Rachel had sex
with her boyfriend,
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and she didn't get pregnant.
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She even had sex
with Alissa's boyfriend
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and didn't get pregnant.
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My only takeaway from all that
is that Rachel's a slut.
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[yelling, gasping]
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Oh. Okay. All right.
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Just breathe.
Breathe. Breathe.
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[panting]Ooh. I have an idea.
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What are you doing?
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I'm making a video
for you to watch
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the next time you think about
having unprotected sex.
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[panting continues]
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That's not funny.
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[yelling]
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Look at the camera.
Look at the camera.
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[panting, gasping]
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Enough?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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So, ever think
in a million years
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you and I'd
be together like this?
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First of all,
we're not together.
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And secondly,
I have dreamed of standing over
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your dying body for decades.
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So, you dream about me?
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Listen, the doctor said
this was a small heart attack,
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but if the big one's coming...
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I need you to know
how sorry I am.
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Oh, please. Spare me
the deathbed confession.
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I can't.
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Running out on you
when Christy was born
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was the stupidest thing
I've ever done.
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And...
I'll never forgive myself.
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That was a long time ago, Alvin.
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So, you forgive me?
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Would that give you peace?
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Yeah.
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[sighs]
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Then I'm gonna say...
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[English accent]:
...suck it.
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[sighs]
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If it matters at all,
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I... had my will rewritten
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to include you
and Christy and the kids.
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Really?
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Signed and filed?
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Yeah.
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Shh...
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Go to the light.
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You know, when your mom
kicked me out, I thought,
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"Okay.
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"I'm free.
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"I can party.
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"I can date lots of girls.
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It's all good, right?"
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Sounds good.
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It's not.
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It's lonely out
there, kiddo.
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And I am not getting
any younger.
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[sighs]
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Living in my van is getting
less cute everyday.
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You're still cute, Dad.
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Thanks.
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But we both know I'm
borderline creepy.
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Would ice cream
make you feel better?
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Couldn't hurt.
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Come on. Let's go.
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You got any money?
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Shouldn't Luke be here by now?
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He was too high to drive,
so he took the bus.
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He smokes pot on the day
you're having the baby?
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Don't make a big deal about it.
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He smokes pot every day.
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LUKE: Violet?There he is.
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Luke?Where are you?
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I'm in here.
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I'm coming, baby.Luke!
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In here!
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[far away]:
Violet?
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You just walked past me.
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Violet...!
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Luke!
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[very far away]:
Violet...!
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"Every day," you say?
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All right,
Mr. Biletnikoff,
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everything's
looking good.Thanks, Doc.
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Be back to check on you
in the morning.
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Mrs. Biletnikoff.I'm not Mrs. Biletnikoff.
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Mrs. Biletnikoff left him
for a a guy on Facebook.
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Okay.
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Try to stay calm.
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Hey. I push this button,
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and the nurse is here
in a second.
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Relax. I'm just fluffing.
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Okay. Thank you.
271
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,298
Mmm.
272
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:50,214
And I've decided...
273
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,607
to accept your apology.
274
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:52,608
Really?
275
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,002
Yeah.
276
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,786
It's time to move on.
277
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,179
Thank you, Bonnie.
278
00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,833
That means a lot to me.
279
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,183
Forget about it.
280
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,024
Mm-mm.
281
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,374
You know, my heart's not strong
enough for sex.
282
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,160
Don't tempt me.
283
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,344
Hi.
Hi.
Oh.
284
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:35,216
Thanks for getting here
so fast.
Of course.
285
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,217
Hi.
Hey.
286
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,305
How's Violet?
287
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,523
Oh, you know,
288
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,569
a little crazy, a little mean.
289
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,744
But nothing
that'll be passed down.
290
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,704
[chuckles]
291
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,357
We brought some gifts for her.
292
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,838
I found a couple nice tops
and some cool earrings.
293
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,493
Yes, the earrings are cool.
294
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,800
That's very thoughtful.
295
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,453
Is there anything
we can do?
296
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,542
I think we got it covered.
297
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,241
Unless you know
how to do an episiotomy.
298
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,853
I-I don't.
299
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,551
She's kidding.Oh.
[chuckles]
300
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,901
Christy,
301
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,772
something amazing just happened.
302
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,731
Is the baby born?Is the baby here?
303
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,384
Oh, no. Hi, hi. Good to see you.
304
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,691
No, I was just making out
with Christy's father.
305
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,781
You scamp.
306
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:22,306
Please, uh, excuse me
for a second.
307
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,917
What happened
to hating his guts?
308
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,919
Oh, no, I don't think
I ever said "hate."
309
00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,486
You said it, you sang it, you
bought an unregistered handgun.
310
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,621
LUKE:
Violet!
311
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,755
[knocking]
312
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,801
Hey.
Hey.
313
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,803
So...
314
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,458
how you feeling?
315
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,155
Much better.
316
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,418
Yeah.
317
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,942
That's what I hear.
318
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,727
She told you.
319
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,207
Yep.
320
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,687
I don't know what to say.
It just happened.
321
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,299
[smacks lips]
You...
322
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:01,215
have any thoughts
as to where this goes from here?
323
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,043
You got me.
324
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:07,090
Right before we kissed,
she tried to kill me.
325
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,875
Twice.
326
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,878
All right, well,
327
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:15,229
you're both grown-ups.
328
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,232
I'm not gonna tell you
how to live your lives.Thanks.
329
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,407
But here's the thing.
330
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,411
She's just a few months sober
331
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,891
and still pretty raw.
332
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,197
You know,
emotionally.
333
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,068
I get it.
334
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,505
Very fragile.
335
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,333
Right.
336
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:36,032
Five-eleven in flats
and crazy as a bag of rats.
337
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,774
That's the girl
I fell in love with.
338
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,864
[phone chimes]
339
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,474
Oh, my God, we're
at nine centimeters.
340
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,867
I got to go.
Go, go, go.
341
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,827
I'm really glad you're okay.
342
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,049
LUKE:
Violet, this isn't
funny anymore!
343
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,838
You're doing very well.
Let's try another push.
344
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:01,014
[grunting, shouting]
345
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,929
[Christy and Bonnie join in]
346
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,104
I changed my mind.
347
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,019
[panting]I told you,
348
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,759
you can't go home.
You're having the baby.
349
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,197
No, I want to keep it.
350
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,546
[panting]
351
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,940
You want to keep the baby?
352
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,680
I'm never going
through this pain again,
353
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,247
so I have to keep this one.
354
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,901
Well, what about the Taylors?
355
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,208
Tell them I am sorry,
but I changed my mind.
356
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,818
Violet, you're in a lot of pain
right now,
357
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,167
so you might want
to wait till after...
358
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,908
This is my baby.
I am keeping it!
359
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:26,996
[panting]
360
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,607
Okay. Um...
361
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:30,826
[mouthing]:
What do I do?
362
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,219
[mouthing]:
No idea.
363
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,611
[mouthing]:
Do I go tell the Taylors?
364
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,875
[mouthing]:
I think you got to.
365
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,833
[mouthing]:
You want to do it?
366
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,052
[mouthing]:
Hell no.
367
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,183
[mouthing]:
Please?
368
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,271
[mouthing]:
No.
369
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,882
[mouthing]:
You suck.
370
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,668
Oh, hey.
371
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,062
You guys can't find her, either?
372
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,151
No, she's right
down the hall.
373
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,153
Oh. Weird.
374
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,068
Excuse me.
375
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,594
[Violet screaming]
376
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,813
If you don't mind,
I'm gonna hang with you.
377
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,513
Please.
Thanks.
378
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,471
Oh, listen,
now that I got you here,
379
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,560
I want to run
a couple baby names by you.
380
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:10,779
Oh, okay.
Sure.
381
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,302
If it's a boy...
382
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,478
Smokey.
383
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,307
Smokey?
384
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,962
Smokey Taylor. Who doesn't want
to be Smokey Taylor?
385
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:23,009
You know, it's not
that bad. Oh, no.
386
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,317
Now, if it's a girl...
387
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,493
Smokey.
388
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:32,975
Hey.
389
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,369
Is it here?
390
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,327
No, no, no baby yet.
391
00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:38,894
Um...
392
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,983
there has been
a development, though.
393
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,639
Here, uh,
why don't you sit down.
394
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,423
Is she okay?
395
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,556
She's fine. Um, the thing is...
396
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,558
Where the heck did you go to?!What?
397
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,474
[quietly]:
She changed her mind again.
398
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:56,042
[muffled]:
Really?Really.
399
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,658
Uh...
400
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,312
looked like a breech birth,
401
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,879
but then the baby did
a little somersault,
402
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,316
stuck the landing.
403
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,709
You need to start
thinking gymnastics.
404
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,016
Olympics 2032.
405
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:17,106
USA! USA! USA!
406
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,112
Smokey Taylor for the gold.
407
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,203
What the hell happened?
408
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,900
The minute you walked out,
she freaked
409
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,381
and started yelling that
she wasn't ready to be a mother.
410
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,383
How do we know she's not gonna
freak and change her mind again?
411
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,471
We don't.
412
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:35,951
[groans]
I just hate this.
413
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,605
[flirtatiously]:
Hey, Bonnie.
414
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,131
Oh, hi.
415
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,394
Oh, God.
416
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,787
How's Violet?
417
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,398
She's doing okay.
How are you doing?
418
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,661
I'm cool, I'm cool.
419
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,099
Yeah, you are.
420
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,232
I hate to break this up, kids,
421
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,017
but your great-grandchild
is about to be born.
422
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,150
I'll be up to check
on you later.
423
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,978
Right on.
424
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,808
Oh, God, his gown is open.
425
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,897
Yeah, he's showing off.
426
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,991
[exhales]
You did
great, honey.
427
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,775
Thanks.
428
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,387
You were so brave.
429
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,955
How come my stomach's
not smaller?
430
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,957
Didn't anyone tell you?
431
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,047
You're gonna be fat forever.
432
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,614
[chuckles]
433
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:31,485
It just...
434
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,052
takes some time.
435
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,706
Would you like
to hold your daughter?
436
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,929
You don't have to, honey.
437
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,890
No. I want to say good-bye.
438
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,071
[shuddering breath]
439
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:56,597
Hey there, little girl.
440
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,903
[shuddering breath]
441
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:03,169
I just want you to know
that I'm doing this for you
442
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,389
and that you are gonna have
a wonderful life
443
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,348
with your new mom and dad.
444
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:14,745
And they are gonna
love you so much.
445
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:19,054
[crying]
446
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,361
I don't know what else to say.
447
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,928
You said it.
448
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,626
[sniffles, chuckles]
449
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,150
I love you.
450
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,891
I love you, too.
451
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,850
[shuddering breath]
452
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,208
[sniffles]
453
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,908
[crying softly]
454
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,874
Hi. I'm Christy, and
I'm an alcoholic.
455
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,224
OTHERS:
Hi, Christy.
456
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,792
[sighs]
Today I'm one year sober.
457
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,711
And I'd like to say
it was the best year of my life.
458
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:13,587
But the truth is
it was a 365-day crap storm,
459
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,851
starting with the woman
I hated most in the world
460
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:17,721
coming back into my life.
461
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,636
Mom, take a bow.
462
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,427
But I didn't drink.
463
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,603
My teenage daughter
got pregnant,
464
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,301
and I still didn't drink.
465
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:36,871
And then I met
two incredible women here,
466
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,656
both of whom I truly love
467
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,268
and look up to.
468
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:46,924
One got cancer,
and the other one went to jail.
469
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,317
Marjorie?
470
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,407
Cancer.
471
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:55,542
Jail sends her love.
472
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,719
And then I tracked down my dad,
who I'd never met.
473
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:02,679
And we actually started
to build a relationship.
474
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,464
OTHERS:
Aw.
475
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,421
He just had a heart attack.
476
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,944
OTHERS:
Oh.
477
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,685
And my mom made out with him
in the hospital.
478
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,686
OTHERS:
Ooh.
479
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,519
And then yesterday,
480
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:19,914
my daughter gave her baby up
for adoption.
481
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:23,309
[sighs]
And that had to be
the hardest thing
482
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,572
I've experienced in my life.
483
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,444
But I didn't drink.
484
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,359
Didn't even think about it.
485
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,840
Okay, I thought about it,
but I didn't want to.
486
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,930
Okay, I wanted to.
487
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,237
But I didn't do it.
488
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,678
It's funny. I thought...
489
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:48,595
I got sober
and my life fell apart.
490
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,772
But what really happened
was I got sober just in time.
491
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,164
So... thank you.
492
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,340
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