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Previously onMom...Do you remember Bonnie Plunkett?
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Bonnie.
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I'm her daughter.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm your daughter.
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Yeah, yeah, I got that.
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So, did Christy tell you
about meeting her father?
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Yeah, I thought it was great
they reconnected.
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Wow. Anything to hurt me.
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What are you talking about?
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Do I need to walk you
through it again?
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That rat bastard dumped me and
Christy the minute she was born.
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No, I get it.
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You're angry.
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"Angry"?
I want to cut the son of a bitch
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from throat to scrote.
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What do you think?
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What do I think of what?
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Your new car.
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You're kidding me.
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No, no. I got it
at a police auction.
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Cleaned it up.
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Look at that door.
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You can't even see
the bullet holes.
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Listen, I decided I don't want
to have a party.
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What are you talking about?
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It's a celebration.
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It's fun and games
and free stuff for the baby.
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I don't need it.
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Okay.
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May I ask why?
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I decided to give
the baby up for adoption.
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I'm kind of liking these people.
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Jeff and Suzanne Taylor.
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BONNIE: So...
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You want to adopt a baby?
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Yes, we do.
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You're in luck! We have one.
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Wow.
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When did gay men start
designing maternity clothes?
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Did you ever have a
reason to wear sequins
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while you were pregnant?
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Mmm, not after I was
too big to pole dance.
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I still remember
the night I slid down
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and couldn't get back up.
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Seriously?
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I was like a turtle on its back.
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How you doing
in there, Violet?
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I hate my body
and I hate this dress.
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Oh, come on,
it can't be that bad.
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Whoa!
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Yikes.
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That's an interesting place
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to put a bow
on a pregnant girl.
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Oh, God, there's one
on her ass, too.
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Who am I kidding?
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I can't go to prom.
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Oh, honey, you got to go.
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It's such a big night.
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I look ridiculous.
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Not all of you.
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Just the middle.
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I don't care. I'm not going.
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All right, well,
it's your call.
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You can just stay home
with Grandma and me.
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That would be fun.
We can hang out, get a pizza.
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Maybe play a board game?
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Give each other pedicures?
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Turn off the lights and
tell ghost stories.
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We traced the call.
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It's coming from inside
the house!
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[both gasp]
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Screw it. There's got
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to be a dress
around here somewhere.
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Actually sounds
like a fun night.
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I know.
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What happened to us?
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[sighs]
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What a treat.
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Having a cup of coffee
with my mom and my dad.
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Blech!
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Can't you just fake it?
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She knows how.
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And whose fault is that?
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Play nice.
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And ew.
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So...
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how are things going
with you and Loraine?
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Not good.
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She filed for divorce.
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Really?
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There's not a chance you
could work things out?
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I went back to the house
last Saturday to see
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if we could reconcile and...
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a man I don't know
answered the door
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in my pajamas.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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Mom!
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Stop smiling.
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Oh, let me have this.
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Anyway, turns out they were
high school sweethearts.
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Found each other online.
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Tweeted their way back
into each other's pants.
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Wow.
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That has got to be so painful.
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Mom! The smile?
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I didn't even realize it.
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The good news is with the boys
grown up and gone,
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I have no reason to be in Chico,
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so I can spend more time
with you and the kids.
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Not smiling now, are you?
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Hey.Hey!
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Your mom tells me
you got a prom coming up.
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Mm-hmm.
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That sounds like fun.
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Yeah.
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What's the theme?
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"Broken condoms, broken dreams."
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Ah, okay.
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Well, you got a shot
at being the queen.
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Ha!
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Hang on.
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When my sons went to prom,
I rented them limos.
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How about I do the same
for you and your fella?
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Really?Yeah, you got to do prom right.
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Wow. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I'll go call my fella.
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I got a hug.
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The iceberg is melting.
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You sicken me.
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What did I do?Don't be coy.
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You're using money
to buy her affection.
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And it's working.
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Why don't you try
earning her love
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by being there, like I have?
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You're kidding, right?
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You only beat him by,
like, nine months.
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Pick a side.
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You got to pick a side.
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Bonnie, I'm just trying to do
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a nice thing
for my granddaughter.
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Well, quit it.
You don't get to drop
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into our lives after all these
years and make people happy.
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Are you listening to yourself?
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She never listens to herself.
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What's wrong with me
throwing a little money around
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to help out here?
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Nothing at all.
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FYI: Sears is having
a sale on dishwashers.
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Anything to make
your life better, baby.
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You're an evil runt.
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Alvin, stop smiling.
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Smile.
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Here you go.
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I don't get it.
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It's blank.Yeah, give it a minute.
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[gasps]
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It's like magic.
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Told ya.
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Is it a phone, too?
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Yeah, give it a try.
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[knocking on door]
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Call Dad.
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Yolo.
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Wow.
Right?
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And check out the limo
Violet's grandpa got us.
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Uh-huh.The guy's got class.
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The guy's got syphilis.
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Mom...
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you can call him names,
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but you can't make stuff up.
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Come on in, I'll
get your date.
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I said, "Call Dad."
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No idea.
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Violet, Luke's here.
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VIOLET:
I'm not going!
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Very funny.
Come on, he's waiting.
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And he rented a tux.
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Tell him to go
without me.
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Do you want me to talk to her?
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No, I'm her mother.
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I got this.
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Open the damn door, Violet!
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No!
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Hey, I'll handle this.
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Violet, it's me, Luke.
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I brought you flowers
and the limo has Diet Snapple.
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Go away!
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Tapping out.
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Is something wrong
with the dress?
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Something's wrong
with my life!
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There's something wrong
with all of our lives, honey.
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But we still go to parties
we bought expensive dresses for.
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Leave me alone!
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Let me try.
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Violet, it's Grandma.
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I-I just want you to know
that whatever you decide,
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I will be here for you
with the one thing
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your grandfather's
money can't buy.
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Love.
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You think that helped?
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It helped me.
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[knocking on window]
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Guess who?
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What is wrong with you?
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You really should lock this.
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There could be weirdos
wandering around out here.
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There are weirdos wandering
around out there.
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What do you want?
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All right, listen--
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I know you're feeling
self-conscious
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about the way you look,
and you're afraid your friends
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are gonna make fun of you,
but so what?
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You've carried yourself
with dignity and grace
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the whole school year.
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And there's no reason
you should stop now.
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Mom, that's not why...No!
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You need to get dressed,
get in the limo with Luke,
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and go to that prom
with your head held high.
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Mom, I can't...You are a great girl!
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And there's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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I can't go to prom
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'cause I can't stop farting.
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Oh.
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[sniffs]
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That's what that is.
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All right, well,
we can fix this.
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How we doing in here?
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We need perfume
and Gas-X, stat.
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I'm on it.There.
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Is anything else bothering you?
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I guess not.
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Violet...
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I just feel like I don't have
a lot to celebrate.
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Are you kidding?
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You so do!
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You are gonna graduate
high school,
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which is not normally
something to brag about.
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But in this family, hurray!
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And then you're gonna
go to college.
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And after that have
a big, wonderful life.
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But I'm giving up
my baby to do it.
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Yeah.
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You are.
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But let's not forget
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that the Taylors are
a great couple.
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And that child's gonna have
a big, wonderful life, too.
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I guess.
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Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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What are you smiling about?
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Wait for it.
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Oh, God!
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♪ Adore ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ I adore ♪
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♪ You... ♪
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I'm really glad you
decided to come.
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Me, too.
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I think you're the
prettiest girl here.
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Really?
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Really.
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And I checked
all the other girls out.
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[laughs]
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It's so cool of you to stick
with me through all this.
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Why wouldn't I?
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Are you kidding?
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Most guys would've bailed.
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Well, I'm not most guys.
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No, you're not.
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I love you.
273
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,632
I love you, too.
274
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,286
♪ I adore... ♪
275
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,287
Oh!
276
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,724
Uh-oh!
277
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:38,725
If you're gonna fart,
I can dance us
278
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,248
over to the cheese platter.
279
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,511
No, Luke, I think
I'm having the baby.
280
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,034
Now?I think so.
281
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,862
Okay, remain calm.
282
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:46,994
Let's get you to the hospital.
283
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:47,995
Okay, hurry!
284
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,387
Excuse me! Excuse me!
285
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,824
Please try not to make a scene.
286
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:51,955
Don't worry, I got this.
287
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,130
Excuse me!
288
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,828
[screams]
289
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,220
[hip-hop music playing]
290
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,136
[screams]
291
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,050
[all screaming]
292
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,800
I'm so glad she decided to go.
293
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,019
Mmm.
294
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,498
You know what the best part is?
295
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,109
You're the only mom
who's not worried
296
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,981
about her daughter getting
knocked up on prom night.
297
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,288
Yeah, I get to worry about her
having a nervous breakdown
298
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,507
after she gives the
baby up for adoption.
299
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:25,336
Ah, she's young,
she's resilient.
300
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:26,598
And if she gets depressed,
301
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,296
she can turn
to drugs and alcohol.
302
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:31,995
You're right, I feel better.
303
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,475
How about we take her
304
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,345
on a little vacation
after it's over?
305
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,130
Sure.
306
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,262
You could probably get Daddy
Douche-bucks to pay for it.
307
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,090
That's mean.
308
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,352
And I'm way ahead of you.
309
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,965
[cell phone rings]
310
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,794
Hey, Baxter.
311
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:50,361
No, Roscoe's not allowed
to watch R-rated movies.
312
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:54,757
I don't care if
it's just boobs!
313
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:58,152
I don't care if you
already paid for it!
314
00:11:58,239 --> 00:11:59,457
No, I'm not gonna
reimburse you!
315
00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,462
Yes, you get credit
for calling.
316
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,160
See you tomorrow.
317
00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,117
[scoffs]
318
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,077
Is the boob thing new?
319
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,253
[cell phone rings]
320
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,428
Now what?
321
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:14,516
Hello?
322
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,781
Luke?
323
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:19,869
Slow down!
324
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,176
Okay, okay, uh, stay calm.
325
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,568
We'll meet you there.
326
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,482
Is this it?
327
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,570
This is it.
328
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:26,571
You get her overnight bag.
329
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,703
And we'll take my car.
330
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,661
[whoops]
331
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,055
Oh, need to call
the Taylors!
332
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,404
All right. Where are my keys?
333
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:34,492
Where are my keys?Let's hit it.
334
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,060
I can't find my damn keys!
335
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,496
You know if you used
the hook I put up...
336
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,497
I don't care
about your frickin' hook!
337
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,585
Help me find my keys!
338
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,631
Forget it, we'll take my car.
339
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,676
See? Keys--
right here on the hook.
340
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,244
Fine, you win.
The hook was a good idea!
341
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,856
You're 52 years old
and you've had one good idea!
342
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,901
I am not 52 yet!
343
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,729
Oh, crap!
344
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,383
You're blocking me in.
345
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,254
Well, I told you not
to park in the driveway.
346
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,169
Why would I park on the street?'Cause you don't pay rent.
347
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,910
When you lived with me,
you didn't pay rent.
348
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,303
I was a child!
349
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:05,262
And you still
tried to collect.
350
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,177
Come on, we'll put it in neutral
and push it out.
351
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,396
We can't. It's locked.
352
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,571
Why would you lock it?
353
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,226
Because I want to keep it.
354
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,531
Okay, okay,
we need to focus.
355
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:14,619
How about we drive
through the fence,
356
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,707
across the neighbor's yard
357
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,057
and out onto Sycamore Street?
358
00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,319
That's great except for
359
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,755
the pool in the neighbor's yard.
360
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:20,800
They have a pool?
Why don't we use it?
361
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,671
Because it's not our pool!
362
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,368
I'm not talking
when they're home!
363
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,675
Oh, God, uh...
364
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,764
Maybe we should just call a cab.No, that'll take too long.
365
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,591
What are you doing?I'm gonna break your window.
366
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,419
And we'll push it out.
367
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,942
But Alvin just got me that car!
368
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,248
I know.
369
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,380
Wait, wait, wait!
370
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,599
What?Found my keys.
371
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:43,213
[alarm chirps]
372
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,389
Hi, uh, we're looking
373
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,608
for my daughter
Violet Plunkett.
374
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,609
She's having a baby.
375
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,089
Hang on.
376
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,743
No one under that name
is registered.
377
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,962
Really?
378
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,659
Is there a married name?I wish.
379
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,140
Do you think we beat them?
380
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,186
How?
381
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,842
Luke? Yeah, we're here.
382
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,844
Where are you?
383
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,281
No, you're not here.
384
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,283
Because we're standing
at the reception
385
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,155
at Highland Central
and you're not here.
386
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,201
What are you doing
at Midland Memorial?
387
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,159
He's at Midland?
The plan was for Highland.
388
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,205
Shh!
The plan was for Highland!
389
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,729
Oh, it was closer to the prom.
390
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,296
Good thinking.
391
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,645
Okay, good thinking
for the limo driver.
392
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,387
Sit tight.
We're on our way.
393
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:27,301
Oh!
Ooh!
394
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,693
Did she have the baby?
395
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,130
Not yet. They're at Midland.
396
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,479
I thought the plan
was for Highland.
397
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,480
Midland was closer
to the prom.
398
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:33,698
They went to the prom?
399
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,570
She looked beautiful, see?
400
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:36,571
Oh!
401
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,138
You have a Polaroid?
402
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,661
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
403
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,489
Come on!
404
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,752
Excuse me, excuse me!
405
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,536
Violet Plunkett,
my daughter, having a baby.
406
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:46,494
Hold on.No, I'm not holding on!
407
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:47,669
Where is she?
408
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,019
This man
was here before you.
409
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,325
Well, I am sorry,
but I have let
410
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,848
my daughter down
too many times.
411
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:53,893
And I am not gonna
let it happen again.
412
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:54,719
She really has been negligent.
413
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,634
Right!
414
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:59,333
Now she really
needs her mother.
415
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,422
Where the hell is she?
416
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,032
I'm right here.
417
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,425
False alarm.
418
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,124
Oh.
419
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,521
Please tell me
that's a sandwich.
420
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,827
It's my thumb.
421
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,959
Ah.
422
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,919
Why don't you see him next?
423
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,486
Good luck.
424
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,928
Funny thing.
425
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,539
Not the first time your mom's
taken a bat to a car window.
426
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,584
You're kidding.
427
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,848
No, the only difference is
I wasn't in the driver's seat.
428
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,895
He pissed me off.
429
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,376
I'll send my guy over,
we can fix it
430
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,377
right here in the driveway.
431
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,944
Is it gonna be expensive?
432
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,032
Don't worry,
I'll take care of it.
433
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,859
Oh, thanks.
434
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,860
You're the best.
435
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,775
Oh, is that how it works?
436
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,821
He throws a few bucks around
and suddenly he's the best?
437
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,692
That's not how I raised you.
438
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,521
Oh, it totally is.
439
00:15:57,608 --> 00:16:00,872
Bonnie, don't make
a big deal out of this.
440
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,396
Yeah, no one's
talking to you.
441
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:03,658
You want to write the check?
You write the check.
442
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,615
No, that's your thing.
443
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,574
I love from here.
444
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,054
You love from here.
445
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,577
Hey, I got an idea.
How about you kiss right
446
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,884
here?
447
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,755
I don't think
I can stoop that low.
448
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,713
Guys, guys, come on.
449
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,280
I'm just trying
to make things right.
450
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,847
Well, you can't make
deserting us right.
451
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,023
Never.Okay, that's enough.
452
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,590
I didn't desert "us."
I deserted you.
453
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,332
She ever tell you
some of the crap she pulled?
454
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:26,768
Leave her out of it.Why?
455
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,509
Everything I did wrong
is fair game.
456
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,424
One time your mommy,
who loves from here,
457
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,469
sold my motorcycle
behind my back
458
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,297
to cover a drug deal
that went bad.
459
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,472
What choice did I have?
460
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,039
Chewie threatened to kill me!
461
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,823
Because you stole his cocaine!
462
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,739
Well, I was trying to make
a better life for us!
463
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,132
Oh, much better.
464
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,134
I woke up with a gun
in my mouth!
465
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,396
Have you ever pleaded for your
life with a gun in your mouth?
466
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,789
This is what comes out.
467
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:48,833
[muffled]:
Please don't shoot me!
468
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,965
Please don't
shoot me!
469
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:50,792
That's not how it went down!
470
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,011
How would you know?
471
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,534
You took a handful of Quaaludes
472
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,535
and went swimming
in the neighbor's pool!
473
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:57,016
Not while they were home.
474
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,321
I'm not saying I didn't make
475
00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,540
my share of mistakes,
476
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,455
but I was never
stupid enough...
477
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,543
[grunts]
478
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,327
Ooh.Are you okay?
479
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,242
No, something's wrong.
[grunts]
480
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,678
Call 911.
481
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:08,723
Don't you die,
you son of a bitch.
482
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,508
We're not done with this.
483
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,380
Hey, uh,
484
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,556
my ex is having a heart attack,
485
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,559
or my prayers are
being answered.
486
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,822
All depends how
quick you get here.
487
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,171
[weakly]:
Christy, come here.
488
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,825
[whispering]
489
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:24,913
What's he saying?
490
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,785
I'd rather not repeat it.
491
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:42,670
How come you never mentioned
the drug deal that went bad?
492
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,019
Same reason I never mentioned
493
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,977
shooting off his pinky toe.
494
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,892
It reflects poorly on me.
495
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,982
Oh, my God. You shot him?
496
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,114
It was an accident.
497
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:53,594
I was trying
to make him dance
498
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,986
like in one of those
Old Westerns.
499
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,165
You two are unbelievable.
500
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,384
I'm surprised you were
able to stop fighting
501
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,037
long enough to conceive me.
502
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,039
We didn't.
503
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,433
How does that work?
504
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,825
How do you think?
It hurts a little.
505
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,307
Alvin Biletnikoff?
506
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:12,308
That's us.
507
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:13,309
Uh, relatives?
508
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,571
I'm his daughter.
509
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,138
I'm undecided.
510
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,574
Okay.
511
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,228
Well, it was
a minor heart attack.
512
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,838
He's out of danger,
but one of his arteries
513
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,013
is 70% blocked,
so we're putting in a stent.
514
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,624
So, he'll be okay?
515
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:24,929
I should think so.
You'll probably be able
516
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,105
to take him home tomorrow.
517
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,932
Oh, thank God.
That's great news.
518
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,109
For you.
519
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:32,981
And he's going to need
to take it easy
520
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,548
for a couple of weeks--
521
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,115
is there somebody available
to provide care?
522
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,683
What are you
looking at me for?
523
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,077
I've got a full-time job
524
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,513
and I'm gonna have
to deal with Violet.
525
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,255
You cannot ask me
to take care of that man.
526
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,431
I am not asking you.
I am telling you.
527
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,390
No. I am not doing it!
528
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,653
No, no, no!
529
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,138
No!
530
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,532
Oh, my God.
531
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:03,968
She still loves him.
532
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,624
You have no idea
how funny this is.
533
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,060
[laughing]
534
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,236
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