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Mm, 9:30.
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[gasps]
9:30!
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Roscoe!
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Violet!
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Oh...
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Oh... We're late!
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Come on!
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Hey, guys, wake up!
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Wake up!
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We're late!
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Come on!
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Roscoe! Violet!
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Let's go!
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Move, move, move!
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[Christy panting]
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Can I get a little help here?
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I already drove
Roscoe to school.
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Croissant?
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Oh, I don't have time
for a croissant.
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God, Mom!
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What are you thinking...
Wait, what?
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I took him to school
so you could sleep in.
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Oh.
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Did he eat?
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Yep, made him oatmeal.
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He doesn't like oatmeal.
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He likes mine.
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All right.
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What about
his homework?
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Did you check that he did it?
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'Cause he'll lie
right to your face.
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Big smile,
"cross my heart, hope to die."
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It's creepy.
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I checked his homework.
And don't worry,
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I've already made inquiries
about a tutor.
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By the way, I took your car...
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Oh, Mom, I barely have
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enough gas in there
to get to work.
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That's why I took it.
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I filled it up, got it washed,
the oil light was on...
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[sighs]
It's always on.
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Actually, it goes off
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when you put
oil in it.
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Now sit down.
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I got you a latte at Starbucks.
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Double shot, non-fat?
Yep.
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[sighs]
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Thanks.
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Oh, damn!
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Violet had a doctor's
appointment this morning.
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I know.
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I made sure Luke
got her there on time.
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She's gained
three pounds.
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The baby's the size
of an heirloom tomato.
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Okay.
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Good.
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[clears throat]
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So let me understand this.
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You got up at, like, dawn...
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washed, dressed and fed Roscoe,
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took him to school,
serviced my car,
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made sure my daughter
got to the obstetrician
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and even managed to get me
a latte and a croissant?
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It's the least
I could do
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to pay back
your generosity.
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Enjoy.
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I'm gonna get started
on the laundry.
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Mmm...
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[sighs]
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Why is this pissing me off?
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It's so weird.
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Everything in my life
right now is fine.
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I mean, it's better than fine.
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It's, like, good.
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My kids are happy,
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work is okay,
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my mom moved in,
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which you'd think would be
a formula for disaster,
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but it's actually terrific.
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[sighs]
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The only problem
I can point to is...
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it's so damn boring.
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[Christy groans]
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I mean, before I got sober,
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life was a freakin' thrill ride!
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Oh...
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You never knew what kind of
cool stuff was gonna happen.
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Twice I drove a car
into a swimming pool.
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Twice!
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Do you know that
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without manual windows
I'd be dead?
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Twice?
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And stomach pumps.
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Remember those?
[laughs]
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And that charcoal crap,
you know, they made you drink?
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Ugh...
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One time I asked the paramedic
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if he had diet charcoal crap.
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Got a big laugh.
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And then I threw up on him.
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Anyway, thanks for
letting me share.
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I thought that maybe if
I talked about it out loud,
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you'd be less likely
to see me on the 6:00 news.
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Oh, boy.
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Those were the days.
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Shoot!
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Come on, shoot!
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Rejected!
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Hi.
Hey.
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What brought this on?
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Oh, Roscoe wanted
to shoot some hoops.
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He sucks, by the way.
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I know.
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Where'd this thing
come from?
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The people across the street
were throwing it away.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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Their son's pretty...
fabulous.
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ROSCOE:
Grandma, try to stop me!
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Excuse me.
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Nope!
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It's more fetch
than basketball, really.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Do we have a Bible?
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Uh, we have
a hollowed-out Bible.
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Why is it hollow?
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I misspoke,
we don't have a Bible.
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Why do you want one?
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Luke's father thought reading it
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might be good for my soul.
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Well, you tell Luke's father
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that your mother said
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that your soul could
kick his soul's ass!
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Never mind.
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I'll just get one
at the library.
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Well, you know,
I do mind.
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Luke's dad is forcing
his religion on you,
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which is completely
unacceptable.
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Why?
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'Cause...
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that's my job.
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But you didn't do it.
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We don't have a religion.
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Sure we do!
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We're just keeping it
on the down-low.
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Okay, what is it?
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It's...
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be nice to people.
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Do unto others,
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you know, within reason.
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That's it?
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Where do we stand
on heaven and hell?
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Heaven good, hell bad.
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What else you got?
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What's going on?
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Luke's minister father
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wants Violet to read the Bible.
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So?
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So... I'm telling her not to.
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Why?
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What do you mean, why?
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I don't like people
telling her what to do.
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Well, aren't you
telling her what to do?
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Shouldn't you be outside
humiliating your grandson?
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I just think
you should let Violet
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make her own decision.
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Why are you taking her side?
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You didn't raise me
with any kind of religion.
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And look how you turned out.
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[hisses]
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[knocking at door]
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Hey, Christy here?
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She's taking a bath.
What can I do for you?
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It's okay,
I can wait.
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Fine.
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[knocking at door]
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Here's the thing.
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I am currently...
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how shall we say...
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sans residence?
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Homeless?
Uh-huh.
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I'm not homeless.
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I got a van.
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Is your registration
up to date?
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No.
You're homeless.
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Whatever.
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I was hoping I could
park her in the driveway.
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You know,
tap the power,
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use the facilities
for a few days.
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Let me think
about it... No.
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Aren't you gonna
run it past Christy?
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What do you want me
to say to her?
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Her deadbeat ex-husband wants
to park his van in her driveway
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and his ass
on her toilet?
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Well, I wouldn't
present it like that.
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Oh.
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What's going on?
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I was just explaining to Baxter
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that he can't live here.
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Not here.
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There.
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But with bathroom
privileges.
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I told him your life
was far too complicated
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to have to deal
with his drama.
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Thanks, Mom.
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You can stay.
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Thank you, Christy.
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Bonnie?
Pick one.
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Why would you let that loser
live in your driveway?
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I'd offer him the couch,
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but then you'd be homeless.
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[alarm beeping]
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Oh...
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[beeping stops]
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Oh, God, I hate being
a good mother.
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[grunts]
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Let's go,
Mom's making breakfast!
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"Dear Daughter,
I hope you slept well.
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"I thought you might like
to have a quiet Sunday morning
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so I took Roscoe
out for pancakes."
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Really pissing me off.
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[knocking at door]
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I got it.
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Ready to go?
Yep.
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I'll see you later.
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Wait.
What are you all dressed up for?
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We're going to
Luke's father's church.
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Not my idea.
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You mind driving?
I want to get high.
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I don't... I don't understand.
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It's your idea to go to church?
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Yeah, I'm curious.
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Oh, come on.
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I didn't raise you
to be curious.
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Relax, Mom.
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I'm not joining
some crazy cult.
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Oh, well...
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[sighs]
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No one is calling it a cult.
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I am just worried that...
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Mom.
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I know you're concerned.
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I know you love me,
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everything's gonna be fine.
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[whispering]:
Let's go.
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So pissed!
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BAXTER:
Hang on, I'm not decent!
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Oh, hey!
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I was, uh, I was gonna
make some coffee.
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Do you want some?
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No need, I just
made a fresh pot.
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Entrez vous.
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You have a coffeemaker?
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I got everything.
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Want a Belgian waffle?
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That's okay.
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Oh... [laughs]
Look.
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It's the beanbag chair
from our old apartment.
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Yep.
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Also got
the chandelier.
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Ah.
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That'll boost
the Blue Book value.
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The only sweetener
I have is stevia.
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Black is fine.
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Saw your mom this morning.
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She's around
a lot now, huh?
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Yeah, she's living with us.
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Since when?
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Since she lost
her apartment.
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Wow. So you're, like, running
a homeless shelter.
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Yeah.
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You two getting along better?
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Actually, we are, you know?
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She's been great
to have around.
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The kids love her.
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00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,627
I got no complaints.
277
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,715
Good for you.
278
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,717
Yep.
279
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,981
We're cruising along.
280
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,811
Not a cloud in the sky.
281
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:42,206
Well, I just want you to know
that I'm real appreciative
282
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:45,427
of your help and I am not
here to complicate your life.
283
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:45,775
Thank you.
284
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,275
Somehow, I don't know why,
285
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,973
my ex-husband thinks we're
getting back together again.
286
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,063
I mean, yeah,
I slept with him...
287
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,717
in his van...
288
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,893
that he lives in...
289
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,025
in my driveway.
290
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,288
But still, let's not go crazy.
291
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,551
I divorced him for a reason.
292
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,597
[sighs] Anyway, the last few
days, I've had to park
293
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,078
around the block and sneak into
my house through the back door
294
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:32,648
so I won't have to look
into his sad puppy dog eyes.
295
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:35,520
"Are we doing it tonight,
Christy? Are we?
296
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:36,608
Are we?"
297
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,697
Ugh!
298
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,224
I guess that's it.
299
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,965
Thanks for letting me share.
Anybody want
300
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,576
to go out for coffee after
the meeting, let me know.
301
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:48,969
I don't want to drive home
till he's asleep.
302
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:08,989
Wait-- did I sneak
into the wrong house?
303
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,992
[door opens]
304
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,603
Oh, hey!
What do you think?
305
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:17,954
I think you pimped my house.
306
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:21,349
What happened here?
307
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,264
I brought some of my stuff
from storage.
308
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,961
Thought I'd zhush
the place up.
309
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,703
Ah. Without discussing it
with me?
310
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,226
Well, I wanted to surprise you.
311
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:32,577
Okay, I'm surprised.
312
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:33,840
Where's my stuff?
313
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,276
Don't worry about it.
314
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,843
Now come sit on
this couch and tell me
315
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,540
it's not better than
what you had before.
316
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:41,021
I don't care if it's better.
I want my furniture back!
317
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,413
Well, you're not
even gonna try it?
318
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,806
Mom, that's not the point.
319
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:47,854
You can't just...
Oh, this is way better.
320
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,116
Told ya. Now look.
Look at the kitchen table.
321
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,379
It's got leaves.
We can widen it
322
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,902
for when we have dinner parties.
323
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,425
Since when do we have
dinner parties?
324
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,340
Next Sunday.
I invited some people.
325
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,125
You'll love them.
326
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,084
I don't wanna love them!
I want your stuff out of here
327
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:02,651
and I want my stuff
back right now!
328
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,740
Okay, okay,
you don't have to get upset.
329
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:08,004
You feed my children,
you take them to school,
330
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,484
you play with them!
331
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,399
And then you bring in
zhushy furniture,
332
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,531
and you don't think I'm gonna
have a problem with that?!
333
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,926
What is all
the yelling about?
334
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:19,102
Your damn grandmother's
out of control!
335
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,584
Leviticus, 20:9.
336
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,891
"For anyone that curses
his mother shall surely
337
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:25,021
be put to death."
338
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:29,765
See what you did?
339
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,945
[sighs]
340
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,947
BAXTER:
Uno momento.
341
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,993
[clattering]
342
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,434
What's going on?
343
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,784
I've lost my house.
344
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,699
Been there.
345
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:51,700
Come on in.
346
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,789
Thanks.
347
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,837
Just making
some hot cocoa.
348
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:58,620
Want some?
349
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,187
You have cocoa?
350
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,101
You don't?
351
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,190
No.
352
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:09,413
So I was thinking, maybe
when you get a night off,
353
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,894
I can take you out.
354
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,940
Like a date?
355
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,072
Why not? Just 'cause
I'm homeless and unemployed
356
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,248
doesn't mean I can't take
a pretty girl out to dinner.
357
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:22,339
It actually kind of does.
358
00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:29,477
Besides, I'm not sure
it's a good idea for us to date.
359
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,219
Really?
360
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,656
I thought the other night
when you and I...
361
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,050
I know, I know,
and... I'm very sorry.
362
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,879
I shouldn't
have done it.
363
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:43,970
It's just, things have been
going so well lately.
364
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,191
So, what, you mess it up
by sleeping with me?
365
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,936
That's always wrecked
my life in the past.
366
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,854
So how's your life going now?
367
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,988
It's going great.
368
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,642
Well, what are we going
to do about that?
369
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,977
[sighs]
370
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:43,029
Oh, no.
371
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,074
[murmuring]
372
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,977
Oh, come on.
373
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,243
BONNIE [singsongy]:
Who is it?
374
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:31,381
[door opens]
375
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,383
Hey.
376
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:37,300
Thanks for taking Roscoe
to school.
377
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,563
No problem.
378
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,175
Did he ask about me
and his father?
379
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,306
He did.
380
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,178
What'd you tell him?
381
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,180
I told him, even though Mommy
and Daddy are divorced,
382
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,356
they still enjoy hot monkey sex.
383
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,227
Mom.
384
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,707
What?
Kids love monkeys.
385
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:53,795
Mom.
386
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,318
I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
387
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,451
I told him that you and
Baxter were camping.
388
00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,061
He bought that?
389
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,236
He's adorable,
but let's face it,
390
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,195
we're looking at trade school.
391
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,284
[sighs]
392
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,199
What about Violet?
393
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,853
Community college.
394
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,985
No, I mean...
395
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,769
I know, I know,
she's fine,
396
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,033
she just thinks her mother's
a godless fornicator.
397
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,774
I'm not godless.
398
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:22,128
You know, I'm starting to think
399
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,433
that I may have
some kind of a...
400
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,916
...personality disorder.
401
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,093
Oh, good, you know.
402
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:38,318
I just think, I've lived
with chaos for so long,
403
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,102
I don't know how
to live without it.
404
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,625
Oh, I get that.
405
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,193
Anyway, I'm sorry
for giving you a hard time.
406
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,239
I know you're just
trying to help.
407
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:49,111
Well, if it's okay with
you, I'm gonna keep trying.
408
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,982
And I'm gonna try
to be more like you.
409
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,680
No.
Yes, you've really
410
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:53,681
turned your life around.
411
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:54,986
No.
Yes.
412
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,423
Don't think
I haven't noticed.
413
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:57,554
Oh, thank you, baby.
414
00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,296
No, thank you.
415
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,342
[siren wails]
416
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:07,173
Oh, no,
417
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,914
I wonder what
Baxter's done now.
418
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,002
[door slams open]
419
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,497
Morning.
420
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,201
BAXTER:
Coming.
421
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,246
[clattering]
422
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,902
[sighs]
423
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,818
Hey, neighbor, what's up?
424
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,950
[sighs]
You won't believe it.
425
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,256
I just spent the whole day
426
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,258
trying to post
bail for my mom.
427
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,477
Oh, man, sorry.
428
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:54,655
Yeah, it's a freak show.
429
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,788
I could really use
a little cocoa.
430
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,007
Um...
431
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,835
WOMAN:
Baxter, who is that?
432
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,405
Just a second.
433
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,539
Can you come back
around 10:00?
434
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,325
You've got a woman in there?
435
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,848
You said we weren't dating!
436
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,850
I want you out of
my driveway now!
437
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,591
Ooh, is somebody jealous?
438
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,245
Oh.
Now.
439
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:21,377
Okay, okay.
440
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,598
We have to leave.
441
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,297
Oh, come on!
442
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,647
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