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Hi, I'm Bonnie,
I'm an alcoholic.
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GROUP:
Hi, Bonnie.
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I know I usually use this forum
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to talk about
my romantic travails.
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AKA "fellatio."
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But that's not what
I'm struggling with right now.
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Five bucks says
she's got the clap.
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[clears throat]
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The thing is, I...
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lost my job,
and I'm really scared.
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I was just barely
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making ends meet, before.
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But now, I just, I don't know.
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And guess who didn't save
anything for a rainy day?
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Well, it's not
my fault, really.
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I mean,
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who knew I was
gonna live this long?
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Not me.
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Or the paramedic who
jump-started my heart
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at Burning Man.
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All I know is I been coming
around here for two years,
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taking suggestions, trying
to be a "better person," and...
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feels like my life
is worse than ever.
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Thanks for letting me share.
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She still could
have the clap.
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I am craving a Cobb salad.
What are you getting?
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I was just gonna
get some tea.
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Do you want
to talk about this?
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What's to talk?
It's Cobb salad.
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Bonnie, your daughter
is concerned about you.
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Oh? Why?
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You lost your job.
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And didn't perform
any other kind of jobs.
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Don't like you.
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Don't like you, back.
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Well, you can all stop
worrying. I'm doing fine.MARJORIE: Hmm.
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You know what fine
stands for, don't you?
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F-I-N-E: Frustrated, Insecure,
Neurotic and Emotional.
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Wow, does everyone want to
strangle you, or just me?
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Bonnie, you have
to get honest.
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Humble, Open,
Non-judgmental...
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Shut it.[quietly]: ...Egoless,
Spiritual and Trusting.
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CHRISTY: Mom,
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we're just trying to help.
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But you can't help me.
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Do you know how hard
it is in this economy
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for a woman over
40 to get a job?
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Oh, who the hell
are you kidding?
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You're closer
to deaththan 40.
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Tread lightly, Oprah.
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You know, sometimes,
when I'm having a hard time,
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what gets me through
is finding someone
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who's worse off
than me and helping them.
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Call the Pope,
we have a saint.
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Look, I am touched
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that you're all
concerned about me,
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but I don't think
anyone here
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is in a position
to offer advice.
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Certainly not
from the woman
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who has four cats
in her will.
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Hey, you know what
"CAT" stands for, right?
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Crazy, Annoying, Twit.
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And you're out on bail.
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You've been sober for,
what, half an hour?
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Please, shine a light
on my darkness.
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Take me to the river.
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I don't have to sit
here and be abused.
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Regina?
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One of these days,
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you and me are gonna throw down.
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Hard.
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Ooh.
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[exhales]
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I'm gonna go out on a limb
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and say you didn't
lose your job
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because of the economy.
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I can't find my jeans.
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I'm wearing them. None of mine
fit me because of yourbaby.
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How come it's mybaby
when it makes youfart
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and not fit in your pants?
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Hey.
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Hey.Welcome home.
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Why aren't you wearing pants?
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Oh, because I'm a good father.
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Go put something on.
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Well, but, she's got my...Go.
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I'm seeing shapes.
I can't see shapes.
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You're in a mood.
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Sorry.
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I'm upset about your grandma.
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You guys get in an argument?
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I don't know.
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She lost her job, but...
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[sighs]
something else is going on.
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I'm really worried.
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Now you know how I felt
for the last ten years.
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What are you talking about?You want me to walk you through
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what it was like around here
when you were drinking?
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That's okay.
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Save it for therapy.
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Which Mommy will pay for.
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Don't say a word.
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Luke's parents can
pay for histherapy.
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[tapping on glass]
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Mom?
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Hidey-ho.
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[grunts]
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What are you doing
out there?
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Skipping out on a taxi.
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Get out of my way.
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Well, well, let me,
let me help you.I got it.
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Careful.I got it, I got it.
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Careful, oh...[loud thud]
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What happened?
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Come on, get up.
Get up.
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[exhales]
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Have you been drinking?
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No, no.
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Maybe a little.
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Mom, why?
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You've just thrown
two years out the window.
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And then I climbed
back inthe window.
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You're a tough audience.
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Is this because
you lost your job?
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And my apartment.
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And my car.
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Well, nobody
actually took that,
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I just can't find it.
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Wait, you lost your apartment?
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The bastards require rent
every month,it's ridiculous.
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Oh, God.
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Can I live with you awhile?
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You know, just till
I get it together?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Thanks.
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You won't even know I'm here.
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Mom?
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Shh.
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I'm peeing.
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Oh, no, no.
No-no-no.
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No-no-no-no-no.
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No, no, no, no, no.Hold on.
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Where we going?
Where we going?
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Bathroom.
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You finish your
book report?
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Yup.
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Did you read the book?
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Whose side are you on?
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[vomiting]
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CHRISTY:
Ah!
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I forgot to tell you:
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Grandma's here.
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She doesn't sound so good.
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[sighs][toilet flushes]
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Wait till you see her.
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Morning, all.
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Holy crap.
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Be nice to me or I'll kiss you.
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Why do you look like a zombie?
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Because I'm dead inside.
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Okeydokey, let's get
you ready for school.
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Look at you,
getting all fat.
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All right,
I got to get to work.
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You gonna be okay?
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Yeah.
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When was the last time
you ate something?
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I'm not sure.
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I threw up some pasta.
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I know.
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You can't just
keep drinking coffee.
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You've got to put
something in your stomach.
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Maybe later.
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Will you bring me back some
soup from the restaurant?
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Sure.
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I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Oh, come on.
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What do you want me to say?
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I don't want you
to say anything.
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I have been listening
to your apologies all my life.
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"I'm sorry I snuck you out of
the country in a pet carrier."
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"I'm sorry we lived in
a commune in Argentina."
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"I'm sorry I accidentally
left you in Argentina."
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But this apology is different.
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I really mean it this time.
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Is that so?
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I never want
to feel like this again.
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I will do anything to get sober.
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Anything?
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Whatever it takes,
I am so ready.
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[knocking]That's good.
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'Cause I invited a couple
friends over to help out.
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Come on in.
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No, no!
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Not them.
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Anything
but them.
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You peed in the bed,
now lie in it.
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It's time to heal,
Bonnie.
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Health, Energy,
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Abstinence and Love.
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Screw that.
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You're mine, bitch.
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You want to start?
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No.
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Okay, I'll go first.
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Hi, I'm Marjorie,
I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Marjorie.
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Oh, bite me.
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It's been 32 years
since my last drink.
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And 14 years since
your last orgasm.
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[laughs]
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Hey.
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Sorry, it was funny.
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I got rolling with drugs
and alcohol during the '60s.
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I was living in San Francisco.
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You know, the whole
hippie thing.
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Free love, end the war, heroin.
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Heroin?
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Just nights and weekends.
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Long story short,
1981-- I look around--
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all the hippies
have gone back to school
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or got jobs, bought condos.
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And I'm a homeless bag lady
living in Golden Gate Park.
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Okay.
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You got my attention.
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I didn't want to live anymore.
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And, despite my best efforts,
I didn't know how to die.
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So I went
to a meeting
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'cause they had free cookies,
and somebody told a story
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that made me
look like Princess Grace.
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So I stuck around,
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got a job, got teeth,
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got a husband.
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In that order.
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32 years later, I am still
very grateful to be sober.
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Regina?
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Oh, okay.
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Come on, heroin?
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You got to be really high
to rob banks.
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Wow.
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You think you know someone.
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[sighs]
Regina. Alcoholic.
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Hi, Regina.Hi, Regina.
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[chuckles]
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Well, let's see, uh...
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I'm going through a divorce.
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My kid's not talking to me.
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I'm working at a supermarket
bagging groceries.
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I've been indicted
for embezzling
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$3.5 million,
I'm probably going to jail.
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And I'm terrified.
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But the good news is,
due to recent events,
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I'm doing better
than you.
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Bonnie.
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Thank you, Regina.
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[sighs]
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Hi. I'm Bonnie.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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MARJORIE AND REGINA:
Hi, Bonnie.
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I've been sober for...
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Oh, man, where's my watch?
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Well... not long.
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Anyway, I started drinking
when I was 15, 16 years old.
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In the foster care system,
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getting bounced around
from house to house.
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Teenage kids aren't
real desirable.
267
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,436
Especially when they steal
your kitchen appliances.
268
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:42,049
I met this...
269
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,138
really cool guy.
270
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,707
Sold him a microwave
at a flea market.
271
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,883
[clears throat]
272
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,668
We fell in love
and ran off together,
273
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:56,454
had Christy,
then he ran off alone.
274
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:09,293
And... I...
275
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,080
And, uh...
276
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,690
[groans]
277
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,911
[voice breaking]:
I tried to be a good single mom,
278
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,652
but as we all know,
I didn't exactly nail it.
279
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,656
But I tried.
280
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,791
And I'm still trying.
281
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,272
But then, this morning,
282
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,534
when I saw the look
of disappointment
283
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,755
on Christy's face, it just...
284
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,627
reminded me of all the times
that I let her down.
285
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:42,196
[crying]
286
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,809
Damn.
287
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,161
I got to fix this. Yeah.
288
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,511
I got to fix this right now.
289
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,776
Wait. Where are you going?
290
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,995
I got to apologize
to my baby girl.
291
00:12:59,822 --> 00:12:59,909
Oh...
292
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,871
Oh, damn. She took mykeys.
293
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,916
[engine revving,
tires squeak]
294
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,485
Are we done?
295
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,574
Can I go home?
296
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,451
Oh! My halibut's
not ready yet?
297
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,192
Chef Rudy, what is going on?
298
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,585
People are waiting 45 minutes
for their entrees.
299
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,544
It's cool.
300
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:30,070
Oh, God, is everyone
in my life getting loaded?
301
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,726
What the hell is
going on in here?
302
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,512
Ask Snoop Dogg and Dre.
303
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:41,559
You're smoking dope?
304
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,300
Yeah. You want a hit?
305
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,824
Sure.
306
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,828
Your halibut will be up
in a minute.
307
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,743
I brought you another glass
of wine, just for the "halibut."
308
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,050
[laughs]
309
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,660
There's my baby.
310
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,358
Oh, my... oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
311
00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,013
I have been a terrible
mother to you.
312
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,971
Yeah, the worst. Why don't
we talk about it at home?
313
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:05,148
Well, you-you need to know that
I will never let you down again.
314
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,671
I got it. Message received.
315
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,238
I have to get
back to work.
No.
316
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:09,892
You have worked enough.
Let me lighten your load.
317
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,372
Okay, it's not a
load, Mom. It's...
318
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:15,158
Hi. I'm Bonnie.
I'll be your server. Hi.
319
00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:16,638
Why, you folks don't
have any bread.
320
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,553
Why don't I go get you some?
321
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,599
Mom? Mom?!
322
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,601
Ooh! Ooh!
323
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:25,603
Son of a bitch!
324
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:29,477
This is good weed.
325
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,872
I couldn't find any bread,
so I brought you another candle.
326
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,919
Come on, Bonnie.
Time to go home.
327
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:37,659
I can't. I'm working.
328
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,791
Mom, please.
329
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:45,014
Let's dance.
330
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,547
[slow-motion grunt]
331
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,722
[thudding]
332
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,643
You're gonna do
fine in jail.
333
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,824
And as long as I'm coming clean,
334
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,435
I might as well tell you
335
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,263
I've been getting loaded
for a couple of months.
336
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,917
And you flushed my
drugs down the toilet?!
337
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,963
Don't be silly.
I enjoyed them greatly.
338
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,662
Anyhow, it's time I got honest.
339
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,795
Yeah, yeah, humble, open,
beep-bop-boop.
340
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,800
And I... I want
to thank Christy
341
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:36,022
for being the greatest
daughter in the world,
342
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,806
even though I wasn't exactly
mother of the year.
343
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,896
[scoffs]
Sorry.
344
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,725
But most important,
345
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,728
I am ready to do this program
for real now,
346
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,731
and not just for myself.
347
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,776
But because...
348
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:55,389
I never want
to let you down again.
349
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,825
I also have to thank Marjorie
350
00:15:56,912 --> 00:16:00,394
and Michael Strahan here.
351
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,613
I know we've had
our differences,
352
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,442
but... I do love you guys.
353
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:06,313
[whispering]:
Who's Michael Strahan?
354
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,880
I'll tell ya later.
355
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,839
That's it. Thanks.
356
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,710
Thanks, Bonnie.
357
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,843
Hi. I'm Christy.
I'm an alcoholic.
358
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,932
GROUP:
Hi, Christy.
359
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,852
I am so pissed
off at you!
360
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,941
I mean, how many times do I have
to clean up your freakin' mess?!
361
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,249
You want to be my mother? Then
stop apologizing and step up!
362
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,077
'Cause Marjorie's applied
for the job,
363
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,644
and that old, toothless junkie's
looking damn good right now!
364
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,299
Thanks, sweetie.
365
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,346
So,
366
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:43,045
anyway, just wanted
to get that off my chest.
367
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,308
Love you, Mom.
368
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,702
You are so lucky
to have her as a daughter.
369
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,008
Oh, what would you know?
370
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,186
[gasps]
Oh, no.
371
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:54,926
No, no, no, no.
372
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,238
I just want you to know
that I heard you loud and clear
373
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,719
in the meeting and until
I get back on my feet,
374
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:09,419
my job is going to be making
your life as easy as possible.
375
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,769
Oh, I don't like
the sound of that.
376
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:17,471
No, don't feel guilty.
I want to do this.
377
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,038
I'll take care of Roscoe,
378
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,431
I'll clean the house,
I'll run errands.
379
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:24,695
You know,
as soon as I find my car.
380
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:26,784
That would be a big help.
381
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,222
And then, when Violet has the
baby, I can do a lot for her.
382
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,137
You know, change diapers,
night nurse.
383
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:34,140
Hey, wet nurse,
if I get lucky.
384
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,751
The baby's not due
for five months.
385
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,927
How long you planning
on staying?
386
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,755
Oh, don't worry, I'll know
when I've worn out my welcome.
387
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,847
I'll know sooner.
388
00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,763
So, what's the plan?
389
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,244
You going to start looking
for a job tomorrow?
390
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,202
Don't need to.Really?
391
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,638
You already found something?
392
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,598
Yep, I'm going to be
a life coach.
393
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,990
I'm sorry, what?
394
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,296
My hard-won experience
can help people
395
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,820
overcome the obsticles
in their lives,
396
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,084
and then together, we create
a game plan for success
397
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,782
and blobity, blah,
blah, ca-ching.
398
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,090
Hmm, and you don't see
any credibility issues
399
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:15,659
with you being broke,
homeless and one day sober?
400
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,880
Eh, I'm not going to put that
in the brochure.
401
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,578
Come on, try me out.
402
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,884
Your life-- what's wrong?
403
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,495
All right.
404
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,455
My mother is sleeping
in my living room.
405
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,847
Easy. Remember
that for nine months,
406
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,112
you were sleeping
in her living womb.
407
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,898
See what I did there?
408
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:39,596
Next.
409
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,862
[sighs]
My teenaged daughter
is pregnant...
410
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,126
Ah.
and she might run off
411
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,215
to live with her
knucklehead boyfriend.
412
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,347
Well, first off,
you need to keep in mind
413
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,523
that every baby
that comes into the world
414
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,090
is a blessing from God.
415
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,614
And secondly,
if she does run off,
416
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,486
a bed just freed up
for you mom.
417
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,967
[sighs]
418
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,839
Okay, here's a biggie.
419
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,797
Okay.
420
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:11,672
How do I forgive a woman how has
disappointed me again and again?
421
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:12,890
Well, if you had
a lick of sense,
422
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,370
you'd stop counting on her.
423
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,893
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