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You ready to do
our affirmations?
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Do we have to?
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It's stupid.
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Uh-oh, sounds like someone needs
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a little gratitude
in their attitude.
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Ugh.
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MAN [over stereo]:
Joy floods my thoughts
and my life.
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BOTH:
Joy floods
my thoughts and my life.
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My efforts are being supported
by the universe.
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My efforts are being
supported by the universe.
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[car sputtering]
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Oh, no, no,
no, n-n-no.
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No, don't break on me,
I'm begging you.
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[groans]
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Oh, come on, keep going,
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you piece of crap![engine dies]
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I respond peacefully
in all situations.
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I respond peacefully
in all situations.
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[sighs]
So, uh,
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I bet you're wondering why
I asked you to come over.
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I know what I'm hoping for.
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I'm not gonna sleep with you.
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I just need some help.
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Don't worry, I'm not asking
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for the child support
you owe me.
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Awesome.
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But I really need you
to pay me back
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the money I lent you
to buy the van.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, your timing is good 'cause
I'll have that money very soon.
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So never.
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I am, as we speak,
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in phase two
of a surefire business deal.
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Was phase one smoking
pot and watching TV?
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You know me so well.
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Check this out.
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A couple weekends ago, I was
stoned, watching golf on TV,
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and I noticed something
very interesting.
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Every other commercial
is for boner pills.
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It's like they know
old white guys are watching.
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Why were you watching golf?
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The announcers whisper;
I find it very soothing.
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Anyway,
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I took the $3,000 I had buried
in your backyard...
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There was three grand
buried in the backyard?!
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Not the important part
of the story.
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Follow me here.
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I wired all the money
to a Tijuana pharmacy
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and bought
10,000 knock-off Viagras.
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I'm driving down there
in the morning,
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and on the way back up
I'm gonna stop
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at every golf course
I can find
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and bone up old white guys
at ten dollars a pop.
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Ka-ching.
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Quick question.
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You don't make a habit
of burying money
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in my backyard, do you?
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I'm not really sure
that's any of your business.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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Just trying to get
our car fixed, honey.
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Go back to bed.
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Thanks for taking me
to the meeting.
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Of course.
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Just remember,
if I meet a cute guy...
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I know, I know,
I have to find my own way home.
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Recovering from
the fatal disease of alcoholism
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doesn't mean I can't get some
strange every once in a while.
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You should sew that
on a pillow.
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[chuckles]
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Listen, I have
to ask you a question.
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Ask away unless it's
about your father.
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No, it's not.
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I'd know him if I saw him.
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Sure.
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So, what is it?
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Okay, well, I hate to do this,
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and I wouldn't if I wasn't
really up against it,
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but is there
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any way you could lend me
a few grand
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until the end
of the month?
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[sighing]:
Oh, boy.
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It's always so awkward
when relatives ask for money.
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Relative?
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I'm not some second cousin who
tracked you down on Facebook.
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I'm your daughter.
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See, it's already uncomfortable.
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Come on, you know
I'm good for it.
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Do I?
Mom!
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I would help you if I could,
but I'm strapped, too.
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I'm going paycheck
to paycheck.
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Okay, thanks.
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[sighs]
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You know, I do have an idea that
might buy you a little time.
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Great, what is it?
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Why don't I move in
with you and the kids
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and we'll share expenses?
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Oh.
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Yeah, that is an idea.
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We'd be roomies.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, roomies.
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So, what do you say?
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Ooh, it's a tough one.
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I say no and I might be
broke and homeless,
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living on the street,
scavenging for food like a dog.
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I say yes
and I'm living with you.
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So?
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I'm thinking.
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Then I thought, "Well, that's
crazy, you don't drink anymore."
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[sobbing]But I looked up, I was already
in the beverage aisle.
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Since I had come all the way
across the store,
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it seemed rude
not to buy some...
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Looks like she's having
a tough time.
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I imagine
that the store clerk might...
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She's got Louboutin shoes
and a Prada handbag.
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She's doing fine.
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Do you want a tissue?
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Since I've
been back...
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Thank you.
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[blows nose loudly]
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Be right back.
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Oh.
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Wait.
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What?
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Hi.
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Um, Christy.
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Okay.
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Ooh, love the purse.
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Thanks.
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Wait.
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What?
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A-Are those
Louboutins?
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Yeah.
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Eh, gorgeous.
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I had a pair once,
but I had to ditch 'em,
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running away
from a car fire.
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What a night.
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Boy, you drunks are
a chatty bunch.
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Yeah, well,
that's what we do here--
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share war stories.
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Sounds great,
but I don't belong here.
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I'm not an alcoholic.
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That's funny.
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That's exactly how I felt
my first meeting.
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No, you clearly belong here.
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What's going on?
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Oh, um, I just thought
that we could invite...
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Regina.
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...Regina out
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for a cup of coffee.
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Oh, how nice.
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[clenched]:
Why would we do that?
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We're supposed to
help each other.
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That's just a suggestion,
it's not a rule.
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Um, Regina,
this is my mom Bonnie.
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Hi.
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Why do you want
to buy me coffee?
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See, it's not just me.
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I just thought you might
need somebody to talk to.
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Yeah, well, I don't.
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Got it.
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I'm sorry to have bothered you.
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Love, love,
love the shoes.
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[clicks tongue]
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Hang on.
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I guess there's no harm
in a cup of coffee.
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Aw, damn it.
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You'll have to forgive
my mother,
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and if you do,
please tell me how.
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[Bonnie laughing]
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So there I am,
drunk off my ass,
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driving down the 5 freeway
on a stolen lawn mower
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in the car pool lane
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topless.
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Oh, good times.
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[sighs]
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I got one for you.
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I walked into the kitchen
one morning
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to make my family
some breakfast, and I realized,
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"This isn't my house,
that isn't my family.
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And what the hell
am I doing in Vancouver?"
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But the reason
I stopped drinking is
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because I came
to the horrifying realization
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that I was turning
into my mother.
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[chuckles]
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Hey.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
did I hurt your feelings?
Yes.
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Well, you ruined my life,
so we're even.
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So, Regina,
tell us about you.
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Oh, I don't have
any stories like that.
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I had a great childhood,
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great parents,
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did well in school.
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Hmm, no wonder
you were having
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a nervous breakdown
at an AA meeting.
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[chuckles]
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I don't like you.
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I'm just going
through a tough time right now.
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My job is really stressful.
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I'm a money manager.
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People trust me
with millions
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of dollars.
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And on top of that, I'm in
the middle of a nasty divorce,
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so yeah, maybe I like
to take the edge off
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at the end of the day with
a couple of bottles of wine,
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a few shots of tequila... and
a fistful of muscle relaxers.
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But so what?
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Every morning at 6:00 a.m.
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I pick myself up
off that floor...
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steal some
of my kid's Ritalin...
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and start the day anew.
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So, if you need
to save somebody,
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go save somebody
who needs saving.
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[voice breaking]:
Because I don't have a problem.
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You heard her; let's go.
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This is ridiculous;
I should go home.
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Yeah, I don't think
it's a good idea
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for you to be alone tonight.
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And this'll be fun--
like a slumber party
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but, you know,
for broken people.
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What about my car?
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It'll be okay.
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We'll, we'll get it
in the morning.
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[sighs]
All right, I guess I'll stay.
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Good.
226
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,517
You two have a great time,
I'll see you tomorrow.
227
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,128
Hey, where do you
think you're going?
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00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,651
Home-- I sleep better
in my own bed.
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00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,306
I know a dozen men
who think otherwise.
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Come on, you heard her.
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She's not very fond of me.
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That's what I
like about her.
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Now stay.
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So,
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where's the guest room?
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Right this way.
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Welcome.
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All right.
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Do I have my own bathroom?
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Idon't have my own bathroom.
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It's over there.
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BONNIE:
Hold on.
What?
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Show me the bag.
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I don't want to.
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Give it to me.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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Helping. Give.
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Thank you.
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00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,084
Ooh, ha.
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I do a lot of
entertaining.
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Mmm.
252
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Sometimes I
entertain musicians.
253
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:05,490
Those are for injuries
sustained while entertaining.
254
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,710
Can I pee now?!
Maybe.
255
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,233
What do you got going on
with your cleavage?
256
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,061
I'm a full-figured woman.
257
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,455
Yeah, and I want to motorboat
you all night long. Now give.
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00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,157
Ah, cocaine.
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00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:23,595
I miss the '80s.
260
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,555
Oh, please. You were doing it
three years ago.
261
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We good?You're free to urinate.
262
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:31,473
Not like there's anything
else I can do in there now.
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00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,088
What are we gonna do
with all this stuff?
264
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:39,220
I don't know.
265
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,700
I guess just
throw it away.
266
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,179
Really?
267
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,268
Shouldn't we save it
for when I relapse?
268
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,748
Mom.
269
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,228
Oh, come on. We all
know it's comin'.
270
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:57,194
What is a "limp bizkit"?
271
00:11:57,281 --> 00:12:00,284
It's a band.
272
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,373
My ex-husband tried to get rich
273
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,201
selling counterfeit
rock and roll T-shirts.
274
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,117
If you like it, I've got
6,000 more in the garage.
275
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,337
This'll do.
276
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:12,122
Well, um, you know
where the bathroom is,
277
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:15,430
the kitchen's right there
and if you need anything,
278
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,171
my mom and I are
in that bedroom.
279
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,259
Thank you.
280
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,521
Good night.
281
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,610
Good night.
282
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,399
Regina, I know
this is difficult for you,
283
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,924
but I just want you to know
I think you're doing great.
284
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,056
Really? 'Cause I think
I might snap
285
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,318
and kill you and your mother
in your sleep.
286
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,672
Well, you haven't lost
your sense of humor.
287
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,675
I don't have a sense of humor.
288
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,286
Okay.
289
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,855
Sleeping with one eye open.
290
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:52,380
Night-night.
291
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,164
Night-night.
292
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,214
[door shuts]
293
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:02,738
That's my side.
294
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,175
I'm a guest.
295
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,307
I don't care. Move over.
296
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,919
How's the train wreck?
297
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:10,746
[sighs]
298
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,879
I don't know.
299
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:14,924
The point is, we're doing
a good deed.
Yeah.
300
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,361
Assuming she doesn't melt down
and try to kill us in our sleep.
301
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,278
Why would you say that?
302
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,627
I was kidding.
303
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:24,934
Okay.
304
00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:28,895
Good night.
[sighs]
305
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,680
Good night.
306
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,074
[sighs]
You know, if we
were roomies,
307
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,728
we could do
this every night.
308
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,036
Uh-huh.
309
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,864
Of course, if I moved in,
I'd want to...
310
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,562
zhush up the place a little.
311
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:45,563
What's wrong with it?
312
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,391
Eh, it lacks zhush.
313
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,438
It's zhush-less.
314
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,222
Well, I think it's homey.Yeah,
315
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,311
you also think you can catch
a man with sweatpants.
316
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,880
[knocking]Christy?
317
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,100
[groans]
318
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,275
Come on in.
319
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,321
Sorry to bother you.
320
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,063
Oh, no worries.
What's up?
321
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,282
I'm not gonna be able to sleep
until I tell somebody
322
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,850
what's really going on.
323
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:14,636
Okay.
324
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:15,680
[quietly]:
I saw a lezbo porn movie
325
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,248
start just like this.
326
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,212
I kind of got bigger problems
than I let on.
327
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,910
Financial problems.
328
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,564
Oh, no shame in that.
329
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,697
My car just broke down,
I can't afford to fix it
330
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,439
and I have credit card debt
like you wouldn't believe.
331
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,832
Really? How much?
332
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,921
Nineteen...
333
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,357
thousand... dollars.
334
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:43,534
[chuckles]
You are so cute.
335
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,755
Try $3.5 million.
336
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,061
What?
What?
337
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,410
You know how I told you
338
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,672
people trust me
with their money?
339
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:51,673
Yeah.
340
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,283
They shouldn't.
341
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,505
I embezzled from my clients.
342
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:58,898
Why?
343
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,508
What kind of
question is that?
344
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,467
What's the better question?How?
345
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:07,254
You got to be good at math
and have a face people trust.
346
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,213
And the dream dies.
347
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,476
Anyway...
348
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,697
the real reason
I came here tonight was...
349
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,961
I think the police might be
waiting for me at my house.
350
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,226
It's all gonna be okay.
351
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:24,488
How can you say that?
352
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,664
Oh, not for you. I was...
353
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:29,798
kind of saying it to myself.
354
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:30,930
What?
355
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:31,931
I thought I was in trouble,
356
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,323
but, listening to you,
357
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,151
I realized I have
great problems.
358
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,457
I love them! I love my problems!
359
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,894
You done?
360
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,070
Yeah. I'm sorry.
Tonight's about you.
361
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,506
I just got excited. Go on.
362
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,683
I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
363
00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,948
Well, whatever it is,
364
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,037
you don't have
to go through it alone.
365
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,518
Thank you.
366
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,347
Regina, wait.
367
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,307
Come on.
368
00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,526
Snuggle in.
369
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,921
Maybe I will.
370
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,967
[sighs]
371
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:13,102
[quietly]:
♪ Bow chicka wow wow. ♪
372
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:21,850
Mom, why is the couch all ma...
373
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,428
[door shuts]
374
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,433
Mom.
What?
375
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,390
Regina's gone.
376
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,698
Okay.
377
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,787
Wake up.
What?
378
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,137
We got to go find her.Oh, for God's sake.
379
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,704
Haven't we helped enough?[groans]
380
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,402
She doesn't have her car.
We can still catch her.
381
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,187
All right.
382
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,537
Hey, you suppose there's
a reward for her capture?
383
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,539
You'd really turn her in?Oh, honey,
384
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:02,804
if there was a big enough
reward, I'd turn you in.
385
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:07,113
Do you think that's her?
386
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,509
Do I think that's her?
387
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,428
Hey.
388
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,431
Hey, Christy.
389
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,738
Where you headed?
390
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:24,913
Canada.
391
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,351
Gonna build a whole
new life there.
392
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:31,485
You know, you can be
extradited from Canada.
393
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,703
Are you sure?
394
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,792
Oh, I'm positive.
395
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,578
Okay, then.
396
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,279
Mexico.
397
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,248
I'll tell you what, if I
stole that kind of money,
398
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,684
I'd make damn sure
I had a getaway plan
399
00:17:56,771 --> 00:18:00,079
that didn't involve a tricycle.
400
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,385
You're right. I should've
just whipped out my boobs
401
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,431
and grabbed a lawn mower.
402
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:12,003
Calm down, ladies,
you're both gangsters.
403
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,052
Hey, the sun's coming out.
404
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,098
Thank you, Annie.
405
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,584
How about that.
406
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,934
First time I've gone
the whole night without a drink
407
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:33,112
in, like, 16, 17 years.
408
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,377
Oh, damn, I am an alcoholic.
409
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,597
Cheer up. There's lots
of meetings in prison.
410
00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:43,122
I really don't like you.
411
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:47,300
That's okay. I like myself
enough for the both of us.
412
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:50,520
You need some money, Christy?
413
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,522
Yeah, why?
414
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,133
I still have some stashed away,
415
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,046
and the Feds
are just gonna take it.
416
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,310
Let me help you out.
417
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:57,658
Really?
418
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,879
Wow...
419
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,447
Do it.
420
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,888
Gee, I-I don't know.
421
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,934
Take it.
422
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,940
No, Regina,
I don't want your money.
423
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,029
Damn it.
424
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,251
It's technically not my money.
425
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,556
Even still. It's just...
426
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,515
It's not what this is about.
427
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,995
[sighs]
428
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,823
You're a good woman, Christy.
429
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,956
Thank you.
430
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:35,783
And Bonnie?
431
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,395
Yeah?
432
00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,354
I think you know where we stand.
433
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,008
I do.
434
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,794
When you go to prison,
can I have your purse?
435
00:19:55,498 --> 00:20:00,242
[sighs]
Bill, bill, bill.
436
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:04,681
Oh, crap, I'm gonna have to live
with my mother.
437
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:06,770
Hey, got a minute?
438
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,772
Sure, come on in.
439
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:11,819
Lot of holes
in the backyard.
440
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:15,736
Yep, I was trying
to rob your bank.
441
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,172
No need.
442
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,434
Thank you,
443
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:21,785
Mexican Viagra.
444
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:23,439
What?
445
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:27,008
I sold all of it
before I got out of San Diego.
446
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,402
This is unbelievable!
447
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,707
And that's just your share.
448
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:31,882
There's more?!No.
449
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,364
You know what? Uh...
450
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,584
I don't care.
[exhales]
451
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,195
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
452
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,329
I took one before I came over
453
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,940
just in case you want
to really thank me.
454
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,334
Sure! What the hell.
455
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:51,162
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