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Previously onMom:I'm getting a lot
of complaints.
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[crying]:
Really? About what?
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Well, apparently,
one of my waitresses
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is having a
nervous breakdown.
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Is it Jennifer?
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You're making this about me?
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No, it's okay.
I have come to understand
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that you were the best daughter
you could be.
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My job is to forgive you,
which I do.
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Oh, my God!
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I've watched you
lick cocaine crumbs
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out of a shag carpet.
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It's not a sin
to be thrifty, dear.
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I got pregnant with you
when I was a teenager,
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and please
don't take this
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the wrong way--
it ruined my life.
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Sleeping with your
boss-- who does that?
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[chuckles]
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ROSCOE:
Mom?
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Christy, you know
my, uh, wife?
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Yeah. Hi, Claudia.
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Nice to see you again.
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It's "Clowdia."
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FYI, the ladies' room
needs some attention.
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I don't know if
that's you, Christy.
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It's not,
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and it's "Christ-y."
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Oh, I almost forgot,
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your daughter thinks
she might be pregnant.
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Call me if you need me.
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[door closes]
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"Remove the test stick
from the foil wrapper
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"and take off the over-cap.
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"Holding the test
by the thumb grip,
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place the absorbent tip
in urine stream."
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You got to tinkle on it.
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It's not the first time
I've done a pregnancy test, Mom.
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Really?
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Then why'd you make me read
all those instructions?
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Not important.
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Let it rip.
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Can I have some privacy, please?
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Sure.
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[clears throat]
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Violet, I just
want you to know
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that if it turns out
you are pregnant,
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I will support you
no matter what you decide to do.
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Thank you.
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What do you think
you're gonna do?
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What?
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You know,
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which way you leaning?
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I don't know. Get out.
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Okay, sorry.
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You know, when I found out
I was pregnant with you,
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a home pregnancy test
took about 20 minutes.
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Uh-huh.
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Now it's two minutes.
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That's progress.
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Yay, science.
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I guess.
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I mean, it's good news for you,
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because the nervous waiting time
is less.
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Mom, I can't do this
if you're talking to me.
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All right, sure.
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Pee-shy runs in the family.
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Mom!
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Sorry.
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[trickling]
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Oh, good girl!
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Be quiet!
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[knocking]
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Hello?
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Hi.
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What's the word?
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She's doing the test now.
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We'll know in a couple minutes.
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Wow. Gulp.
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Yeah.
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When I was pregnant with you,
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those home kits took,
like, two hours.
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Really?It was a long wait
in a gas station bathroom.
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Bonnie, is that you?Yeah, honey.
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Can you come in?
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Of course.
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Why does your grandmother
get to go in and I don't?
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Because she won't
lecture me.
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I-I don't lecture.
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I share my experiences
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in the hope that you'll have
a better life than I had,
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and frankly, I think you
could be a little more grateful.
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Oh, screw it, I'm coming in.
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What's it say?
What's it say?
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Nothing yet.
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Oh, God, oh, God.
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I know, it's so exciting.
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I'm glad you're excited.
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I'm scared to death.
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Hey, don't you worry.
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I'm gonna be here for you
whenever you need me, 24-7.
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Thanks, Bonnie.
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I'm gonna be here
for you, too.
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That's your job, Mom.
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Ooh.
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Here we go,
showtime.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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You doing all right?
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I... don't know.
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Excuse me.
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I can't believe this.
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Hey, you have to take
some of the responsibility
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for this pregnancy.
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Are you kidding?
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We had the talk.
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I told her about abstinence,
condoms, everything.
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Did you mention oral sex
as a work-around?
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Oh, my God, it is my fault.
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[sighs]
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When are you gonna stop
with the bangs?
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What?
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I just... I understood it
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when you had a forehead
full of pimples,
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but now you're just hiding
a pretty face.
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This is the look now.
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The First Lady
wears her hair like this.
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Well, I don't think
it works on her, either.
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Noted.
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[sighs]
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What are we gonna do
about Violet?
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I love her hair.
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No, the pregnancy.
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I don't want her
to wind up like us.
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What's the matter with us?
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The fact that you don't know
speaks volumes.
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She has options.
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I know.
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[sighs]
Did I ever tell you
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how close I came
to giving you up for adoption?
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What?
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Lovely Jewish couple
from San Francisco,
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the Lowensteins.
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She played cello
for the philharmonic.
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He was a cardiologist.
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You never told me this.
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Oh, yeah.
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They offered me $25,000 for you.
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Why didn't you take it?
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They sound fantastic.
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Well, they were,
but you were my baby girl.
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I loved you.
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If you really loved me,
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you would've sold me
to the Lowensteins.
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Maybe if they'd gone to 30.
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I've made a decision.
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I'm gonna be a mom.
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Eek.
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Okay.
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Well, then,
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congratulations.
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We're having a baby.
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I'm so happy
for you, Violet.
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Thanks.And the great thing
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about having a baby so
young is after a few years,
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you can tell people
the kid's your sibling.
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Right, sis?
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That's not as cute
as you think it is.
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Uh, couple of questions.
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What about high school?
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What about it?
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The baby won't be born
till after I graduate,
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so it shouldn't
be a problem.
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Eek.
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I guess the next thing
to do is call Luke.
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You think he's
the father?
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I know he's the father.
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How about that?
Old-school.
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Grandma!
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Aunt Bonnie.
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There's my boy.
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Why do you have
glitter on your shirt?
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Dad took me
to his girlfriend's apartment.
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I learned how to swing
on a pole.
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He's a natural.
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I thought your girlfriend worked
at Bed, Bath and Beyond?
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Doesn't mean she can't dream.
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Okay.
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Go wash the sad lady
off your hands.
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[sighs]
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Thanks for taking him
this afternoon.
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Hey, I'm his dad.
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If I can't spend two hours
a week with him, who can?
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It's not always great
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knowing who the father is.
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Why is my son pregnant?
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[sighs]
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Well, that's a window
into a dark room.
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Sorry.
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You okay?
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I'm fine.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Well, I just found out
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my teenage daughter is pregnant.
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Really? Wow.
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She's not a cheerleader
with an overbite, is she?
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No. Why?
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No reason.
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Okay.
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Nice talking to you, Chef Rudy.
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Stay strong, waitress whose name
I do not know.
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Thank God.
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Here we are.
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Oh.
[clears throat]
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How is the Chardonnay?
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It is delicious.
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Good choice.
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Oh, yeah, back in the day,
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I could get lost
in a bottle of this stuff.
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One time, I woke up
in a Best Western hotel
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with two of the roadies
from Counting Crows.
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But I'm sure
that won't happen to you.
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Uh, bon appétit.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I miss you.
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Oh, thanks.
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You miss me?
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Yeah, sure, I guess.
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Well, that's not
very encouraging.
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I'm sorry. I got
a lot on my mind.
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Well, I'm a good listener.
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A penny for your thoughts?
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Okay, fine. How's this?
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I'm working my ass off so I
can take care of my children,
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I just found out I'm gonna
be a freaking grandma,
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and the man that
I'm sleeping with
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only has time for me when
his wife is out of town,
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and I desperately want
to run away from it all
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with a bottle of this,
but I can't
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because my name is Christy
and I'm an alcoholic.
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Hola, Christy.
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MAN [over stereo]:
In this moment,
my life is perfect.
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[sighs]
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In this moment,
247
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my life is perfect.
248
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I breathe in love.
249
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,412
I breathe out fear.
250
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:33,023
I breathe in love.
251
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,546
I breathe out fear.
252
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,722
[knocking]
253
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,245
[screams, horn honks]
254
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,641
Ah, I...
255
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,468
didn't see you there, Luke.
256
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:44,600
I could tell.
257
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:45,993
How's it going?
258
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,821
Pretty good.
Um, Violet texted me
259
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,997
that we needed to talk,
so I came right over after work,
260
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,085
and I brought sliders.
261
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,348
Yum.
262
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,002
They give us the ones
that smell iffy.
263
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,135
Double yum.
264
00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,920
Yeah, it's a pretty sweet perk.
265
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,662
So how was your day?
266
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,793
Not great.
267
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,229
Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that.
268
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,404
Mine's been awesome.
269
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,797
I got promoted
to shift manager
270
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,321
and found five dollars
in the men's room.
271
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:10,713
It wasn't even that wet.
272
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:14,586
You're on fire.
273
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,066
Right?
274
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,330
Come on in.
275
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,681
Let's see what the rest
of your life looks like.
276
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,293
Hey, Vi.
Hi, Luke.
277
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,642
Um, I'd kiss you,
but I don't want your mom
278
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,557
to get the wrong idea
about me.
279
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,736
[quietly]:
Has that ship sailed.
280
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:34,998
So, what's going on?
281
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,653
Well, I got some
kind of big news.
282
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,872
Cool. What?
283
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,656
Okay, um...
284
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,049
Violet, wait.
285
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,704
Luke, can you
give us a minute?
286
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,270
Sure. I'll nuke
these bad boys
287
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,794
so we don't get
the squirts.
288
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,276
Isn't he amazing?
289
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:55,671
Yeah.
290
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:59,196
I just think it's important
that you understand
291
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:02,373
he might not have the maturity
to deal with this situation.
292
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,723
I'm just gonna hit
the popcorn button
293
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,985
and see what happens.
294
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:10,773
Luke loves me. I love him.
295
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,340
We're gonna make this work.
296
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,559
Honey, I just don't want you
to get hurt.
297
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,737
Young guys spook real easy,
298
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,739
and you can't count on them
sticking around.
299
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,132
Whoa.
300
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,699
I think I know what
you wanted to tell me.
301
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,006
You do?
302
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,703
Yeah.
303
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,618
You're having a baby.
304
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:35,232
So close.
305
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,106
Violet?
306
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,327
Luke, I'm having a baby.
307
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,200
Wait.
308
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,942
So you're both pregnant?
309
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,773
No, just me.
310
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,557
Oh.
311
00:12:55,644 --> 00:13:00,431
Well, that's...
312
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,781
so cool!
313
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,828
There's still time for you.
314
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,917
Not much, but keep at it.
315
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:09,832
Thank you.
316
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,403
So you're not gonna get
scared and run off?
317
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,144
Why would I run off?
318
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,799
I love you,
and I'm gonna love your baby.
319
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,759
Um, it's our baby.
320
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,631
What?
321
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,247
Even better!
322
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,734
That's why I get so frustrated
with the people at work.
323
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,956
[quietly]:
I slept with that guy.
324
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,653
Really?
325
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,831
He cries when he finishes.
326
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,137
What do you mean?
327
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,965
Like a happy cry?
No.
328
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,619
More like a...
329
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:59,708
[sobs in low voice]
330
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,932
And that tiny dude over there
in the red shirt?
331
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,064
Did you sleep
with him, too?
332
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,979
Well, I wasn't going to at first
because of our height disparity,
333
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:13,461
and then I decided to do it
anyway as, like, a good deed.
334
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,378
That's how you
get into Heaven:
335
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:21,164
letting a little
guy go up on you.
336
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,688
I wish. All he wanted to do
was spank me.
337
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,433
Well, no good deed
goes unpunished.
338
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,481
I had to sit
on my hip for a week.
339
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,613
So how many men at this
meeting have you slept with?
340
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,572
Oh, please,
this is a sacred space
341
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,660
dedicated to recovery
and healing.
342
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,880
Six.
343
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,797
WOMAN:
Anyone else like to share?
344
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,192
Oh, me.
345
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,978
Haven't you shared enough?
346
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,240
Hi. I'm Bonnie,
347
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,719
and I'm an alcoholic.
348
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,547
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.I just want
349
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,332
to start by saying how grateful
I am to this program.
350
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:02,249
Not only am I happily sober,
but so is my daughter.
351
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,078
And let me tell you,
she was a hot mess.
352
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,557
Come on.
Stand up, honey.
353
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:07,776
Let everybody see
how pretty you are now.
354
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,563
Imagine her without the bangs.
355
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,177
P.S. She's single, fellas.
356
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:19,657
Not for you, Spanky.
357
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,140
Anyhow, it's just a real gift
to have her back in my life.
358
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,012
And, uh, I know
I wasn't the world's
359
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,578
greatest mom
when she was growing up,
360
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,885
what with all my drinking
and drugging and dealing
361
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,321
and managing
an international escort service
362
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,802
with ties
to the Russian mob, but...
363
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:37,197
You know, it's hard
to have a career and be a mom.
364
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:38,415
Am I right, ladies?
365
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,899
I remember this one time,
she was five years old.
366
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,814
Maybe she was 11.
The point is she was little.
367
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,860
And I pulled her out of school,
moved us up to Manitoba
368
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,732
where I opened up
a daycare center
369
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:54,301
that was a front
for an Ecstasy distribution hub.
370
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,042
It worked out really well
371
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,871
until one Mountie
had to be a freaking hero.
372
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,440
You are so lucky
to have her for a mother.
373
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,355
You don't have to tell me.
374
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,443
She's a...
I mean it!
375
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:07,749
You don't have to tell me.
376
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,362
Don't get me wrong.
I love Canada.
377
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,885
Hey, remember Canadian beer?
378
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,975
Wasn't that great?
379
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,417
Hello?
380
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:23,808
Violet?
381
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,163
Did you finish
your homework?
Yep.
382
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,903
Did you brush
your teeth?
383
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,340
I think so.
384
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,950
Mmm, what do you mean,
you "think so"?
385
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,386
My brain is full.
386
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,041
I'm worried
about the Middle East.
387
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,347
VIOLET:
All right,
you'll brush
388
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,001
twice as long
in the morning.
389
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,132
Get in there.
390
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:44,916
Middle East.
391
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,402
Want to know a secret?
392
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,403
Sure.
393
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,579
You're gonna be an uncle.
394
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,754
Cool.
395
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,887
Do you know
what that means?
396
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,932
Yeah. I'm your boyfriend
and I get to sleep over.
397
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,241
No, that's a different kind
of uncle.
398
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,939
It means
that I'm gonna have a baby.
399
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,029
Really?
400
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,422
A human baby?
401
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,731
I hope so.
402
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,039
But I'm gonna need your help.
403
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,431
With what?
404
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,824
Taking care of the baby.
405
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,305
Oh, sure.
I'll take good care of it
406
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,437
like you take good care of me.
407
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,787
You're gonna be
a great uncle.
408
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,702
ROSCOE:
I have a secret, too.
409
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,269
VIOLET:
What's that?
410
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,619
I haven't brushed my teeth
in three days.
411
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,056
You little stinker!
412
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,410
Mom?
413
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,498
[sobbing softly]
414
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,848
What's wrong?
415
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,505
You're a better mother
than I am.
416
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:54,943
I know.
417
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:03,952
You're gonna love
my gynecologist.
418
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,172
He's got very small hands.
419
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,697
Like an Asian raccoon.
420
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:10,872
Mom, please!
421
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,008
I'm gonna be an uncle.
422
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,228
Unless it's a girl.
Then I'll be an aunt.
423
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,841
I respect
your open-mindedness.
424
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:28,107
Gotta give this kid Luke
points for showing up.
425
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,457
He claims he loves her.
426
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,980
Well, we'll see.
427
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,416
I had three significant
relationships end
428
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,896
while I was pregnant
with you, so...
429
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,815
Christy?
430
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,208
Carla?
431
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:43,687
Hi.
432
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,776
I haven't seen you
since high school.
433
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,561
Yeah, hi!
434
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,737
Wow! Look at you.
435
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:51,913
Yeah, finally getting around
to starting a family.
436
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:52,914
And you?
437
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,046
I, uh...
438
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,441
I'm fighting
a nasty yeast infection.
439
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,488
And with the support
440
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:05,144
of her entire family,
she will win this battle.
441
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,195
Am I right?
442
00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,849
Oh, come on.
443
00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:19,419
And there is your baby.
444
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,162
Wow.
445
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,339
Luke, look what we made.
446
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,949
Unreal.
447
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,038
I can't wait for it
to grow feet
448
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,041
so I can make
moccasins for it.
449
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,434
Mom, come here.
450
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,873
I'm gonna need your help.
451
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,135
I'll be here.
452
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,490
Mom?
453
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,972
I'm gonna need your help.
454
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,192
I'm not going
anywhere.
455
00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:58,501
"Clitoris."
456
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:11,732
[humming]
457
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:13,603
Well, someone's in a good mood.
458
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,997
You know, I am.
459
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,912
I am just loving my life
right now.
460
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,088
Mmm. Cocaine?
461
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,091
Family.
462
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:26,050
Family.
463
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,183
That stuff will kill you.
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00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,140
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