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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,171 --> 00:01:06,594 "Your words are so sweet like sugarcane." 2 00:01:06,677 --> 00:01:10,051 "Your heart is cold like ice." 3 00:01:14,101 --> 00:01:16,532 "Your words are so sweet like sugarcane." 4 00:01:16,562 --> 00:01:18,879 "Your heart is cold like ice." 5 00:01:19,074 --> 00:01:21,295 "There’s some saltiness in your eyes." 6 00:01:21,535 --> 00:01:24,012 "Your charm is as addictive as grapes." 7 00:01:24,034 --> 00:01:28,459 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 8 00:01:28,984 --> 00:01:33,409 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 9 00:01:33,814 --> 00:01:36,845 "When I stare at you I forget about the world." 10 00:01:38,697 --> 00:01:42,304 "What fascination you did on me?" 11 00:01:43,756 --> 00:01:47,104 "What fascination you did on me?" 12 00:01:48,729 --> 00:01:52,467 "What fascination you did on me?" 13 00:01:53,652 --> 00:01:56,844 "What fascination you did on me?" 14 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:02,246 "What fascination you did on me?" 15 00:02:13,576 --> 00:02:17,784 "Your gaze is spicy like pickle." 16 00:02:18,518 --> 00:02:22,060 "Your tears are toxic just like poison." 17 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:27,970 "Your embrace feels like made of large sugar cubes." 18 00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:31,713 "And your lips are as delicious as honey." 19 00:02:32,169 --> 00:02:36,743 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 20 00:02:37,119 --> 00:02:41,575 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 21 00:02:41,957 --> 00:02:46,210 "When I stare at you I forget about the world." 22 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:50,455 "My sweetheart is as precious as nectar of immortality." 23 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:55,082 "What fascination you did on me?" 24 00:02:55,277 --> 00:03:00,594 "What fascination you did on me?" 25 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:06,324 "What fascination you did on me?" 26 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:10,959 "What fascination you did on me?" 27 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:35,902 "If you get upset at me, feels like I chewed a spice." 28 00:03:36,345 --> 00:03:40,103 "And when you giggle it feels like the ice melted." 29 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:45,990 "When you talk to me, I open my arms." 30 00:03:46,342 --> 00:03:49,694 "When you touch me, there’s a sweet burning sensation." 31 00:03:50,145 --> 00:03:54,915 ""Your words are so sweet like sugarcane, Your mind is too cold like a ice." 32 00:03:55,174 --> 00:04:00,071 "There’s some saltiness in your eyes, Your charm is as addictive as grapes." 33 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:04,565 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 34 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:09,530 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 35 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:14,173 "When I stare at you I forget about the world." 36 00:04:14,773 --> 00:04:18,433 "My sweetheart is as precious as nectar of immortality." 37 00:04:18,845 --> 00:04:23,014 "What fascination you did on me?" 38 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:28,707 "What fascination you did on me?" 39 00:04:29,758 --> 00:04:32,916 "What fascination you did on me?" 40 00:04:33,087 --> 00:04:38,476 "What fascination you did on me?" 41 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:43,864 "What fascination you did on me?" 42 00:04:44,479 --> 00:04:46,917 They say coming events cast their shadow long before... 43 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,340 In lay man terms it means 44 00:04:49,407 --> 00:04:50,952 as soon as the child is born you 45 00:04:51,035 --> 00:04:53,562 come to know about his character and habits. 46 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:56,157 My son too as soon as he was born 47 00:04:56,195 --> 00:05:00,380 showed that no one will be as lazy in entire Kanpur. 48 00:05:01,077 --> 00:05:03,747 His mom passed away before he would turn nine. 49 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,690 Now it's only me and Marudhar. 50 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:08,967 I am living, but he is only alive. 51 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:12,342 I have been behind him like a raging bull. 52 00:05:12,642 --> 00:05:13,460 The aim is... 53 00:05:13,693 --> 00:05:15,327 to bring new life in the house... 54 00:05:15,627 --> 00:05:18,680 so that our family expands and this loneliness also vanishes. 55 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:21,020 So that whenever disappointed Marudhar returns home... 56 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:24,192 all the time I will meet him outside the house at the gate... 57 00:05:24,335 --> 00:05:25,842 close to the nameplate. 58 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:28,715 His mother never understood, 59 00:05:28,739 --> 00:05:30,672 but I knew, that if I don't warn 60 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:34,722 him every day, then we will never realise when this live corpse will find a grave. 61 00:05:35,427 --> 00:05:36,432 Today, what is your plan? 62 00:05:36,935 --> 00:05:38,592 Today which movie did you watch, Dad. 63 00:05:41,658 --> 00:05:43,340 Hey nitwit, what is today's earnings? 64 00:05:44,232 --> 00:05:46,707 What Dad? Every day you ask the same question. 65 00:05:47,022 --> 00:05:48,860 Am I a daily wage labourer? 66 00:05:48,898 --> 00:05:50,907 That every day I should give you a wad of cash. 67 00:05:53,195 --> 00:05:56,210 I ask you every day, hoping that one day you will understand. 68 00:05:57,635 --> 00:05:59,360 Everyone knows that salary is given monthly. 69 00:06:00,147 --> 00:06:02,547 Diem allowance is other than your job, which you will never be able to do. 70 00:06:04,482 --> 00:06:05,015 Forget it. 71 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:06,424 Tell me this. 72 00:06:06,927 --> 00:06:09,493 Did you like any girl on the street? Anyone? 73 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:12,672 No matter the caste or creed. 74 00:06:13,002 --> 00:06:14,818 You know I have no issues. 75 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,540 How many times have I said this I cannot do all this and... 76 00:06:17,629 --> 00:06:19,557 - will never be able to. - Then what can you do? 77 00:06:20,869 --> 00:06:22,422 Your CD is still playing. 78 00:06:22,827 --> 00:06:25,504 Have told you many times for God's sake stop all this. 79 00:06:30,365 --> 00:06:32,787 This CD is playing, hence my youth is also young. 80 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:36,357 Your intentions are to perform my last rites tomorrow itself. 81 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:44,600 Hey Marudhar. 82 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,344 Hey Marudhar man. 83 00:06:47,764 --> 00:06:48,477 Sorry man. 84 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,312 It was a girl's matter. Be a lil' understanding. 85 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:54,949 Where sex is an opportunity, there decisions have to be made very wisely. 86 00:06:55,002 --> 00:06:55,738 Please understand. 87 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:57,898 Sex only is the bane of my life. 88 00:06:58,370 --> 00:07:00,814 Neither would have my parents done it, nor would I be born on this Earth. 89 00:07:01,062 --> 00:07:02,922 Hey you started crying about your father again. 90 00:07:03,027 --> 00:07:05,135 Haven't you seen my father? What an arrogant person he is? 91 00:07:05,442 --> 00:07:07,235 All fathers of Kanpur are demons. 92 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:10,617 - Our fathers are no different. - Yes. Difference is in the sons. 93 00:07:11,089 --> 00:07:12,897 Your father maybe a demon... 94 00:07:13,295 --> 00:07:15,133 you made your way. 95 00:07:15,642 --> 00:07:18,042 Hey you're a Pandey and I'm a Shukla. 96 00:07:18,296 --> 00:07:20,598 You're from the Gotama lineage and I'm from Manu. 97 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,660 I have a national advantage. There will be a difference. 98 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,704 Nothing new. I'm used to it. 99 00:07:27,605 --> 00:07:29,060 I was born by a push... 100 00:07:29,698 --> 00:07:31,195 and still getting pushed around. 101 00:07:31,235 --> 00:07:34,189 Yeah, what is this push that your father keeps on talking about? 102 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:36,162 - Forget it, buddy! Forget it! - Which push? 103 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,132 - Hey, what 'forget'? Sit awhile. - I'm leaving. 104 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,727 - Come... After a long time. - Stupid brothers. 105 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:42,949 - How are you? - How's it going? 106 00:07:43,887 --> 00:07:46,309 - Marudhar was narrating his 'push' story. - No... 107 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,427 Listen now or else you won't get another chance. 108 00:07:47,451 --> 00:07:50,179 - No I didn't say anything of that sort. - You just said it. 109 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,805 - No story nothing. No, no. - Come on spill the beans bro... 110 00:07:53,592 --> 00:07:55,054 Again you started your English nonsense. 111 00:07:55,093 --> 00:07:56,365 From where are you getting these new traits? 112 00:07:56,404 --> 00:07:58,504 - Everyday it's the same nonsense. - I'm educated. I speak English. 113 00:07:58,925 --> 00:07:59,645 Forget all that. 114 00:07:59,839 --> 00:08:02,239 I've left my work and stuff. Let's talk business. 115 00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:03,537 Hey educated man. 116 00:08:03,687 --> 00:08:06,800 From when did you start calling land grabbing a business? 117 00:08:07,317 --> 00:08:08,187 Listen! 118 00:08:08,765 --> 00:08:10,895 You were supposed to pay me back by withdrawing from an ATM. 119 00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:14,067 Listen I'm talking to you. See there's an ATM, withdraw the money. 120 00:08:15,019 --> 00:08:15,941 - Money? - Yes. 121 00:08:16,182 --> 00:08:17,435 Oh ATM... 122 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:20,915 Had been there in the morning. There's a cow sitting there like a CM. 123 00:08:21,027 --> 00:08:23,075 And now lay men have no authority. 124 00:08:23,374 --> 00:08:26,074 So until her transaction is not completed, I can't do anything. 125 00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:28,842 Oh so the cow also is also helping on Kapil's account. 126 00:08:29,173 --> 00:08:29,855 - Yes. - No issues. 127 00:08:30,058 --> 00:08:33,042 Hey Marudhar. What is the story about this 'push'? 128 00:08:33,066 --> 00:08:34,693 Bro, it's nothing. 129 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,298 - Come on tell us. - Forget it. 130 00:08:36,395 --> 00:08:38,562 Anyways I have been quite humiliated today. 131 00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:40,849 That happens every day. Nothing new. 132 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,573 - Quota is full? Have some tea, buddy. - Have a seat. The fun's just starting. 133 00:08:43,744 --> 00:08:45,822 The fun's just starting. Come on. 134 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:46,526 Hey! Get lost! 135 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:53,712 Kishan. 136 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:55,370 Kishan. 137 00:08:59,299 --> 00:09:01,115 Kishan, warm this food. 138 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,426 Take this Rs. 10. 139 00:09:02,944 --> 00:09:05,344 Get a packet of buttermilk or yogurt from down. 140 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,685 Sir, I know you have said this before. 141 00:09:08,157 --> 00:09:09,898 But the party is still ready and waiting. 142 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:12,664 It's a matter of 2.5 million. Get it sorted. 143 00:09:13,093 --> 00:09:14,629 You will get 4 to 5 million. 144 00:09:15,027 --> 00:09:15,373 Yeah! 145 00:09:15,397 --> 00:09:18,147 How many times I have said do not talk about these things with me. 146 00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:20,344 Take this money and go get what I asked for. 147 00:09:20,494 --> 00:09:21,650 Put the money away, Sir. 148 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:23,578 Today's buttermilk... 149 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:24,687 ...is my treat. 150 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:26,960 And if I give these coins at the shop, 151 00:09:27,182 --> 00:09:28,984 people will think I'm a peon. 152 00:09:29,008 --> 00:09:30,469 But Bro, you are a peon. 153 00:09:30,499 --> 00:09:32,824 Yes, but we don't need to broadcast it. 154 00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:34,527 There's something known as prestige too, 155 00:09:35,022 --> 00:09:35,735 Hey... 156 00:09:36,378 --> 00:09:40,640 Why do you always get Spinach and legumes gravy? 157 00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:43,010 - I like it... - Have you grown it in your backyard? 158 00:09:43,093 --> 00:09:45,207 - Nothing as such, - You don't get bored too. 159 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,022 Come to my desk... 160 00:09:47,555 --> 00:09:49,362 I'll give you a burger. Burger. 161 00:09:49,386 --> 00:09:51,184 I don't have burgers for lunch. 162 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,784 - Spinach is very good for hair. Feel it. - Okay. 163 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,432 Hey. Is this my age... 164 00:09:57,778 --> 00:09:59,765 to run my fingers through a guy's hair? 165 00:09:59,869 --> 00:10:01,212 Dude, that's too much. 166 00:10:07,362 --> 00:10:08,299 Check that! 167 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,733 The boss's wife. 168 00:10:10,685 --> 00:10:12,312 Today, she is looking beautiful. 169 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,293 Oh man. 170 00:10:14,877 --> 00:10:16,370 She gives him the tiffin... 171 00:10:16,887 --> 00:10:17,698 and my hunger... 172 00:10:18,777 --> 00:10:20,832 gets sated. 173 00:10:20,928 --> 00:10:22,569 Bro, she is a mother of one kid. 174 00:10:22,693 --> 00:10:24,452 - She's like your elder sister. - Yes. 175 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:26,959 Moreover you're married. Don't you feel ashamed? 176 00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:28,976 What should I be ashamed off? 177 00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:32,112 She takes so much of effort to come every day. 178 00:10:32,562 --> 00:10:34,302 Now for a poem recital, 179 00:10:34,602 --> 00:10:36,058 if a famous poet comes... 180 00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:38,352 shouldn't we appreciate it? 181 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,742 Well, you let it go. You eat your spinach. 182 00:10:43,415 --> 00:10:44,037 Yes sir. 183 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,707 - Hey bro, get a glass too. - Buttermilk. 184 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:47,695 How will I drink it? 185 00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:49,453 Glass. 186 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,295 Give it, sir, let me do it. 187 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,326 - No I'll do it. Give it to me. - You won't be able to do it. 188 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:55,486 - You won't be able to do it. - I'll do it. 189 00:10:55,525 --> 00:10:57,234 You won't be able to do it. Let me at least try. 190 00:10:57,274 --> 00:11:00,373 You won't be able to. Give it... give... 191 00:11:03,282 --> 00:11:05,173 Sir, you were right. I couldn't do it. 192 00:11:06,507 --> 00:11:07,242 I'll leave. 193 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,293 Oh man... 194 00:11:13,115 --> 00:11:14,802 Just got it stitched. 195 00:11:15,356 --> 00:11:18,423 Dad will purposely create a ruckus. 196 00:11:32,824 --> 00:11:34,166 Where did he take it? 197 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:46,067 There... 198 00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:48,625 Your son's come. 199 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,027 So? 200 00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:52,629 Every time why does he move about with such a face? 201 00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:55,554 What do I know? 202 00:11:56,117 --> 00:11:57,025 What did you teach him? 203 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:58,554 Following his father's footsteps. 204 00:11:58,967 --> 00:11:59,860 I wasn't like this. 205 00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:01,060 No. 206 00:12:01,719 --> 00:12:03,655 Hey you knew... 207 00:12:03,745 --> 00:12:05,170 How I was... Yeah? 208 00:12:07,577 --> 00:12:09,490 And you also were quite vivacious. 209 00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:13,191 Anyways now... 210 00:12:16,079 --> 00:12:16,642 I'm going... 211 00:12:17,265 --> 00:12:18,397 I'll check on your son. 212 00:12:19,012 --> 00:12:20,197 You will not say anything. 213 00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:23,871 Okay. Okay. I will not scold much. You don't worry. 214 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:27,187 I will have to say something! 215 00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:48,892 Today also I haven't earned anything. 216 00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:51,337 - Don't start again. - What's the use of saying? 217 00:12:51,465 --> 00:12:53,072 Has a broken flute anytime given a melody? 218 00:12:53,111 --> 00:12:54,556 Yeah, so let it go... 219 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,822 Why are you talking? 220 00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:57,112 Hey! 221 00:12:58,425 --> 00:12:59,160 Who's this? 222 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,525 Where's Sandhya? Can't you tell... 223 00:13:00,907 --> 00:13:02,552 that there's someone in the house? 224 00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:04,606 Your father is in the house. Isn't that enough? 225 00:13:04,679 --> 00:13:06,111 That you shouldn't show your body? 226 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:10,312 Anyways girls know everything. You don't have to worry. 227 00:13:10,798 --> 00:13:12,877 Sandhya's work was not good enough. I fired her. 228 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,990 Till date when have you ever liked a maid's work? 229 00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:20,790 Your are not fulfilled with CD's and now you started prostitution at home too. 230 00:13:20,814 --> 00:13:21,667 Stop talking crap. 231 00:13:22,057 --> 00:13:24,128 Give 440. Have to give her an advance on her salary. 232 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,427 What's this? Give a note of 500. 233 00:13:30,465 --> 00:13:32,700 - I have change. - You give a note of 500. 234 00:13:34,507 --> 00:13:35,940 - Lakshmi. - Yes sir. 235 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,907 Take your salary, in advance... 236 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,660 Nobody gives, but I'm giving. 237 00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:40,425 Take. 238 00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:42,037 - Rs. 500? - Yes. 239 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,408 Sir, I keep all? It will be good luck. 240 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,405 No. Have you gone mad? Return Rs. 20. 241 00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:49,275 - Sir, I'll get change and come. - No. 242 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:51,060 You have change. You have... 243 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,060 You might have, check somewhere. 244 00:14:01,777 --> 00:14:02,310 Here you go sir. 245 00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:04,117 Cheapskate! 246 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:22,312 You're shy in front of your father, that I can understand. 247 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,637 But day after tomorrow, if you hide... 248 00:14:24,661 --> 00:14:25,837 behind a veil, I'll break your legs. 249 00:14:26,294 --> 00:14:27,128 What's there day after tomorrow? 250 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,067 We've got to go to Lucknow. To Mr. Tripathi's house, to see a girl. 251 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:33,225 See I have decided to clinch it. 252 00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,967 You're not able to, so I only will have to get you settled, right? 253 00:14:37,425 --> 00:14:37,905 What else can I do? 254 00:14:50,812 --> 00:14:51,854 Hey Madam. 255 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,771 If it's an everyday issue, then why are you spoiling your mood? 256 00:14:55,071 --> 00:14:55,529 Alright! 257 00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:59,136 I had promised you that when I have my own parlour and the electricity gets cut... 258 00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:02,676 Then I will give you 50% D-I-S-C-O-U-N-T. 259 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,964 Yes, dear. That's okay. 260 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,957 But I wanted to wax my hands. 261 00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:10,139 It was important, since the son-in-law is coming today. 262 00:15:10,199 --> 00:15:12,367 So we'll get it done. The machine will get ready in a jiffy. 263 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,174 Hey! You came again! 264 00:15:14,369 --> 00:15:16,229 Told you right? This is not a men's parlour. 265 00:15:16,469 --> 00:15:17,999 And anyways there is no electricity. 266 00:15:18,037 --> 00:15:20,481 Just use the scissors with your hands. 267 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,199 We don't need electricity for that. 268 00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:23,368 What? 269 00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:25,266 Okay. 270 00:15:27,322 --> 00:15:28,162 Really? 271 00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:29,557 This boy is an imp. 272 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:31,753 He's saying, there's electricity in your hands. 273 00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:35,031 If you touch the transformer, the entire city will light up. 274 00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:36,133 - Shut up! - Hey. 275 00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:40,064 Leave! And beware if you get this rascal for a free haircut... 276 00:15:40,259 --> 00:15:41,856 - Get out! - Madam, just cut it this one time! 277 00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:43,409 Check the boy's passion. 278 00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:46,394 He gets his hair cut four times in one month. 279 00:15:46,701 --> 00:15:48,082 He's gone bald, but he won't listen. 280 00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:55,693 Will you have? 281 00:15:58,265 --> 00:15:59,338 Drink it. It's poison. 282 00:16:00,088 --> 00:16:01,228 Anyways you're used to it. 283 00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:06,202 Hey! 284 00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,969 What is he doing here? 285 00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,656 He isn't brainless like you. He knows how to earn more than his salary. 286 00:16:11,952 --> 00:16:12,973 What's your problem, dude? 287 00:16:13,813 --> 00:16:16,739 Why do you roam the entire day with such a face? As if you're ostracised. 288 00:16:17,999 --> 00:16:19,416 Entire Kanpur is worried about you. 289 00:16:19,776 --> 00:16:23,759 If the father only is not worried, then which blessings of Kanpur will set me free. 290 00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:26,616 You're 28 years old. How much more do you want me to worry about you? 291 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,754 Just look at yourself. 292 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,709 You neither have a girl nor enjoyment in your life. 293 00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:34,776 You neither have the passion to work, nor you have any hobbies. 294 00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:38,789 You know, you're death will be more interesting than your life. 295 00:16:40,236 --> 00:16:41,196 Now at least say something! 296 00:16:42,157 --> 00:16:44,488 I'm your father. If you won't tell me, then whom will you tell? 297 00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:45,831 I will never tell you. 298 00:16:46,109 --> 00:16:48,224 Now let me sleep. Please. 299 00:16:51,607 --> 00:16:53,647 You know, when you were about to be born... 300 00:16:54,007 --> 00:16:56,602 I was praying for a girl child. 301 00:16:57,674 --> 00:16:58,649 But I came to know today... 302 00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:02,317 that God heard my prayers that day itself. It's just that I did not realise it. 303 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:07,079 - Mr. Nargis, come. - Yes sir. 304 00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:09,899 Sir. 305 00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:11,917 Party is still ready. 306 00:17:12,277 --> 00:17:15,512 You say the "Y" of yes and I will set the meeting. 307 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,214 Get lost! 308 00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:19,589 I'll not listen. 309 00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,282 - See... either this boy... - What happened? 310 00:17:22,447 --> 00:17:24,539 - Why are you yelling? - At least listen to the entire thing. 311 00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:27,568 Really? Then last time why did you say that? 312 00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,893 - Then do you what you wish to do. - Then let me do it. 313 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,572 Okay! Okay! Okay! 314 00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:35,828 See either this boy learns to stop and smell the roses 315 00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,934 or how much ever you try to stop me I will be behind his life. 316 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:40,276 And what else can you do? 317 00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:43,935 I'm drawing the curtain. 318 00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:47,797 Goodnight. 319 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:05,342 Trend setter. 320 00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:06,339 Hey! 321 00:18:06,767 --> 00:18:08,829 Hey, what are you looking at? 322 00:18:09,662 --> 00:18:12,992 - Wildlife Photography. - Like these animals. Show. 323 00:18:14,612 --> 00:18:16,885 - What are you reading, dude? - Brother's book. 324 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,428 Says it will teach me English perfectly. 325 00:18:19,645 --> 00:18:21,272 After that girls will get enticed like this. 326 00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:23,163 - Really? - Yes. 327 00:18:23,628 --> 00:18:26,507 Such bad days have come, that to entice a girl you have to start studying? 328 00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:27,384 Isn't it Marudhar? 329 00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:29,063 - Hey Marudhar. - What? 330 00:18:29,102 --> 00:18:30,310 Why are you staring at the wall? 331 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,776 - Is it a girl? - What? 332 00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:35,118 I said, go home... 333 00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:37,060 Switch on the cooler... Sleep. 334 00:18:37,562 --> 00:18:39,557 You don't dream while sleeping on the footpath. 335 00:18:40,113 --> 00:18:41,072 I can't go. 336 00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:42,422 Why, dude? 337 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,852 Because there's a father at home, 338 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:47,358 who has hopes and I don't have a way to fulfil them. 339 00:18:50,342 --> 00:18:52,593 Bros before hoes. 340 00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:53,260 Meaning... 341 00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:55,937 Friends before girls. 342 00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:57,348 It's wrong. 343 00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:00,339 It's always hoes before bros, man. 344 00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:01,861 Hey, you shut up buddy. 345 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,152 Hey Marudhar. 346 00:19:03,647 --> 00:19:04,861 Become a little romantic. 347 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,927 Remember when you first saw a girl, what had happened... 348 00:19:09,475 --> 00:19:10,210 What had happened? 349 00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:11,365 I had gas. 350 00:19:11,523 --> 00:19:13,045 We were having snack at your place. 351 00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:15,280 Love and acidity! 352 00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:21,122 Explaining to you, because we are friends. 353 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:22,518 Don't feel bad. 354 00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:24,055 Your father is right. 355 00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:25,255 Your an idiot. 356 00:19:27,025 --> 00:19:27,820 Don't give me that look. 357 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,012 Okay tell me this... 358 00:19:29,883 --> 00:19:32,868 What is the biggest problem of all the young men... 359 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,097 from UP's small cities? 360 00:19:34,555 --> 00:19:35,245 What do I know? 361 00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:35,794 Constipation? 362 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:36,970 Correct. 363 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:39,445 Constitution. 364 00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:43,390 I'm talking about one foot below the stomach. 365 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:46,120 Go and check any city in UP. 366 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,400 Boy says, he wants money. 367 00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:49,172 So the father gives coins... 368 00:19:49,585 --> 00:19:51,595 in the form of pocket money. 369 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,200 Boy says, I want to play. 370 00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:55,885 To which the father says, study till the 18th year of age. 371 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,554 Gain full knowledge, after that do whatever you wish to do. 372 00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,590 Son thinks... 373 00:20:00,377 --> 00:20:01,060 that let's... 374 00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:03,572 drink a little alcohol, then remembers father's thrashings... 375 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,475 In all this, there is no time to think about girls. 376 00:20:06,948 --> 00:20:09,190 Thinking sexy thoughts about a girl... 377 00:20:09,348 --> 00:20:11,140 is more dangerous than the Chikungunya disease. 378 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:12,445 As soon as the father comes to know... 379 00:20:12,662 --> 00:20:14,657 without doing anything in the parents' eyesight 380 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,380 you've become a ferocious beast. And all this his father... 381 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,450 is serving it to him in a plate. 382 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,017 And he... is saying... 383 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:22,847 I am Marudhar Pandey... 384 00:20:22,982 --> 00:20:26,035 I will get a Guinness Record. 385 00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:31,312 Marudhar, when your life is going through turmoil, you need let go of few things. 386 00:20:31,352 --> 00:20:32,605 Hey, look at my face. 387 00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:33,843 I'm an honest guy. 388 00:20:34,285 --> 00:20:36,708 My status is not higher than the coach of Marudhar Express. 389 00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:38,965 And that too not first AC... Second sleeper. 390 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,883 Till date I haven't gotten a distinction in any subject. 391 00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:44,012 A girl never looked twice in my direction. 392 00:20:44,193 --> 00:20:45,891 No teacher has ever patted my back. 393 00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:48,174 I'm doing a job that my father got me, 394 00:20:48,221 --> 00:20:50,552 where the peon also pities me and doesn't take money from me. 395 00:20:50,761 --> 00:20:51,609 Look at me! 396 00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:54,729 I'm not that boy who has ever acted stubborn with my father. 397 00:20:55,059 --> 00:20:57,451 Who fantasized of meeting a girl on the sly. 398 00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:00,068 The boys whom you're talking about... 399 00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:01,329 there's a difference between them and me. 400 00:21:02,236 --> 00:21:02,881 I am just how you see me. 401 00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:06,121 Hey bro... this is Ajay Devgan's (Bollywood actor)... 402 00:21:07,547 --> 00:21:08,401 Yes the same one. 403 00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:10,261 Hey the one where he turns mad. 404 00:21:10,891 --> 00:21:12,571 Yes. Its a bad movie. Don't bother. 405 00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:14,948 And you know what's the biggest misfortune...? 406 00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:16,584 That there is no back story. 407 00:21:16,936 --> 00:21:19,073 Neither did father hit me nor mother taunted... 408 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:20,708 Father was right... 409 00:21:21,256 --> 00:21:22,313 I'm not a boy. 410 00:21:23,289 --> 00:21:24,158 Hey! 411 00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:26,071 Its your own bike. 412 00:21:26,267 --> 00:21:27,564 Hey listen... 413 00:21:27,774 --> 00:21:31,006 Isn't it that movie with Dharmendra and Sushmita's daughter? 414 00:21:31,861 --> 00:21:33,924 Hey dude, shut up man. Don't talk rubbish. 415 00:21:37,576 --> 00:21:40,141 Entire climax got messed up. 416 00:21:41,918 --> 00:21:43,855 I got you a job in the electricity department 417 00:21:43,989 --> 00:21:46,149 so that at least at our house the electricity doesn't get cut. 418 00:21:46,591 --> 00:21:48,811 And that too at such a serious moment. 419 00:21:49,672 --> 00:21:52,111 We ask the government for just one thing... Electricity! 420 00:21:52,569 --> 00:21:53,761 And they can't do that too. 421 00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:56,108 No idea when the government will understand. 422 00:22:00,622 --> 00:22:02,392 - Kishan serve them samosas (Indian snack) Serve them. - Yes. 423 00:22:02,581 --> 00:22:03,204 - Please have. - No. 424 00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:04,553 - Please have. - You please take. 425 00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:05,124 No. Enough. 426 00:22:05,184 --> 00:22:07,276 - You too have something. - I'll have. 427 00:22:12,188 --> 00:22:13,816 Hey Marudhar. Come. Come. 428 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,374 He is Mr. Sashikant Pandit. 429 00:22:16,831 --> 00:22:17,671 - Greetings. - Greetings. 430 00:22:17,716 --> 00:22:19,276 They have brought their niece's proposal for you. 431 00:22:19,854 --> 00:22:20,566 From Lucknow. 432 00:22:20,747 --> 00:22:21,849 - What? - Yes. 433 00:22:22,171 --> 00:22:24,976 At first I did not believe, that even you can get a proposal. 434 00:22:25,104 --> 00:22:27,976 But weren't we supposed to take the proposal and go to Lucknow... 435 00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:31,103 The proposal needs to go from the boy's side, right? 436 00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:32,896 Stop your mythical knowledge. I can't afford to take a risk with you. 437 00:22:33,196 --> 00:22:34,516 They are my old friends. 438 00:22:34,966 --> 00:22:37,974 They were in Kanpur, so they came to visit. And one thing led to the other. 439 00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:42,107 Now go... quickly gargle and come and sit here. Go. 440 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,388 You already know about him. 441 00:22:46,553 --> 00:22:48,624 After the paralytic attack... He's not that active. 442 00:22:49,059 --> 00:22:50,979 So we thought of getting Sashi along. 443 00:22:51,324 --> 00:22:53,566 Its better if this gets fixed quickly. 444 00:22:54,353 --> 00:22:55,021 Son... 445 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,791 This is Chitra's uncle. 446 00:22:58,081 --> 00:22:59,627 - Greetings. - Greetings. 447 00:22:59,873 --> 00:23:01,644 How is your work going on? 448 00:23:01,683 --> 00:23:03,744 - Good... - Mr. Sashikant, What work you're talking about? 449 00:23:04,014 --> 00:23:05,251 The amount that he earns... 450 00:23:05,304 --> 00:23:08,221 more than that the Swach Bharat Tax gets cut from my pension. 451 00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:12,038 What are you talking? Nowadays where do you get such nice boys? 452 00:23:12,579 --> 00:23:16,756 Nowadays everyone is on Facebook, auctioning off their honour... 453 00:23:16,988 --> 00:23:18,946 I had already told Sarla earlier... 454 00:23:19,366 --> 00:23:22,028 there are no boys like Marudhar. 455 00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:24,676 You are absolutely right. 456 00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:28,028 Son... What have you thought about marriage? 457 00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:28,966 Yes... 458 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,121 Why are you asking him? 459 00:23:30,773 --> 00:23:31,831 He has to get married. 460 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:34,547 You tell us when we should come to see the girl. 461 00:23:34,951 --> 00:23:36,091 How about Saturday? 462 00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:37,501 Alright sister-in-law. 463 00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:39,218 Hey... 464 00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:40,208 Say yes! 465 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,204 Yes. Sure. 466 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:43,508 - Alright. Saturday. - Okay. 467 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:45,968 No dude. I don't want to go to see the girl. 468 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,090 Why you don't want to go? You've got drunk on lime juice? 469 00:23:48,174 --> 00:23:50,086 What nonsense you're talking? 470 00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:53,011 Bro, variety is the spice of wife! 471 00:23:53,325 --> 00:23:54,556 - Yes. - Spice of wife?! 472 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:55,771 Exactly! Listen. 473 00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:56,775 See... 474 00:23:57,278 --> 00:23:58,494 You life is... 475 00:23:58,584 --> 00:24:00,961 - is old like the Mughal era. - Ancient. 476 00:24:01,598 --> 00:24:02,769 Yes. Look... 477 00:24:03,383 --> 00:24:04,733 You look at me. 478 00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:06,864 See you know I'm not wrong. 479 00:24:07,419 --> 00:24:09,548 Salim used to fight with Akbar. 480 00:24:09,758 --> 00:24:11,228 Because Anarkali was on stake. 481 00:24:11,454 --> 00:24:14,791 Here you're fighting with your father because he's taking you to Anarkali. 482 00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:16,846 - Where is the sense in that? - Nonsense. 483 00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:18,204 Absolute nonsense. 484 00:24:18,466 --> 00:24:20,873 Now two promising Birbals are sitting in front of you... 485 00:24:21,278 --> 00:24:23,356 So whatever suggestions you want ask us. 486 00:24:23,948 --> 00:24:26,244 - Meet her. - But... 487 00:24:27,339 --> 00:24:28,734 What if I don't like the girl? 488 00:24:29,146 --> 00:24:32,401 I don't need another reason to dishearten my father. 489 00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:36,129 And if I like the girl, how will I manage in my current salary? 490 00:24:37,424 --> 00:24:40,935 He's your father, he's has purpose for your marriage. 491 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:42,369 Understood? 492 00:24:42,495 --> 00:24:44,236 He will show you more 100 girls... 493 00:24:44,621 --> 00:24:46,451 Now you gladly go... 494 00:24:46,496 --> 00:24:50,687 and get us an awesome sister-in-law. 495 00:24:51,453 --> 00:24:53,845 The remaining suggestions I will give you 496 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:56,485 when you choose a sister-in-law for us. 497 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,205 Right? 498 00:24:57,452 --> 00:24:58,945 Go and get her bro... 499 00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:00,076 Okay. 500 00:25:05,118 --> 00:25:07,593 Entire time the women are worried about looks. 501 00:25:07,862 --> 00:25:08,702 Now tell me... 502 00:25:09,205 --> 00:25:11,958 does anyone look beautiful after applying paint? 503 00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:15,115 Anyways... 504 00:25:15,371 --> 00:25:16,661 If she stays with Marudhar... 505 00:25:16,908 --> 00:25:20,545 - she will correct her ways. - What are you saying Mr. Pandit? 506 00:25:20,912 --> 00:25:23,388 His road leads straight to suicide. 507 00:25:23,891 --> 00:25:26,568 I am hoping that once he stays 508 00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:28,645 with Chitra, he'll learn new things about life. 509 00:25:30,371 --> 00:25:31,465 Dad. 510 00:25:33,024 --> 00:25:35,417 Stop it. I said I would meet the girl, right? 511 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,120 Who's bothered about you? 512 00:25:37,225 --> 00:25:38,403 I'm looking at girl mother. 513 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:40,653 Dad, please. 514 00:25:40,923 --> 00:25:43,375 Look at her husband. He looks as if he's 150 years old. 515 00:25:43,795 --> 00:25:44,342 Yeah... 516 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,065 What body parts are remaining, those also don't work. 517 00:25:48,453 --> 00:25:50,658 Feeling very sorry for him. 518 00:25:51,003 --> 00:25:54,235 Look properly. Her warranty is over, still she is beautiful. 519 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,230 She is stuck with this handicapped man. 520 00:25:56,365 --> 00:25:57,063 Enough! 521 00:25:57,438 --> 00:25:58,901 Have some shame. 522 00:25:59,013 --> 00:26:01,030 Did I say anything about their maid? 523 00:26:01,113 --> 00:26:03,865 As soon as I saw her I knew she is a beauty, but did I say anything? 524 00:26:04,248 --> 00:26:05,830 Today I will set my standard high. 525 00:26:05,891 --> 00:26:06,341 Yes. 526 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:07,660 Is there some issue? 527 00:26:08,043 --> 00:26:09,416 Are the Jalebis (Indian sweet) bland? 528 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,531 No. No. I was making this idiot understand... 529 00:26:11,665 --> 00:26:14,958 that he's marrying into such a nice family, so take care of the daughter-in-law. 530 00:26:15,505 --> 00:26:17,125 Yeah the Samosas (Indian snack) are a little uncooked. 531 00:26:17,651 --> 00:26:18,483 Oh! 532 00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:20,319 Should we order different ones? 533 00:26:20,778 --> 00:26:22,308 - Hey Rinku! - Yes father. 534 00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:23,515 Dear, just call Chitra. 535 00:26:23,687 --> 00:26:27,496 Mr. Pandit why are you turning a grey hair by getting involved in these traditions... 536 00:26:27,535 --> 00:26:30,535 I'm saying let the boy and girl meet and talk to each other. 537 00:26:30,812 --> 00:26:33,339 If they talk know then later they will curse us. 538 00:26:33,579 --> 00:26:35,664 If you agree, should I send Marudhar in? 539 00:26:37,943 --> 00:26:40,765 First I was a little skeptical, but now... 540 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:42,797 since its Marudhar so... 541 00:26:43,794 --> 00:26:46,285 - Whatever you wish. - This is the problem. 542 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,603 Go. Go inside and meet. 543 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,088 Okay. 544 00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:53,230 Mr. Pandit do you have a toothpick? 545 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:01,622 Greetings. 546 00:27:03,662 --> 00:27:04,323 Greetings. 547 00:27:06,408 --> 00:27:07,105 I have... 548 00:27:07,691 --> 00:27:08,470 seen you. 549 00:27:10,157 --> 00:27:10,599 Sit. 550 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:12,595 Where? 551 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:14,800 In the market, that day. 552 00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:19,000 Your bike broke down and you were tired by trying to kick start. 553 00:27:19,510 --> 00:27:19,847 Yes. 554 00:27:20,043 --> 00:27:20,718 Remembered. 555 00:27:21,925 --> 00:27:23,260 You remember, that's more than enough. 556 00:27:23,284 --> 00:27:25,577 Aunty Verma's house was right in front. 557 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,122 Her daughter's getting married. 558 00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:28,802 I'm doing the bridal makeup. 559 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,457 I come every Friday to Kanpur from Lucknow. 560 00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:33,465 Yes Uncle Manohar was saying that you want 561 00:27:33,504 --> 00:27:35,201 - to become a beautician. - I am a beautician. 562 00:27:35,537 --> 00:27:37,195 I just need to open my own parlour. 563 00:27:37,622 --> 00:27:38,785 Uncle Manohar? 564 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,185 Does anyone get married to their Uncle's daughter? 565 00:27:42,168 --> 00:27:43,038 Oh! Sorry. 566 00:27:43,479 --> 00:27:44,852 I meant Manohar Uncle. 567 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,148 So... what do you do? 568 00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,628 Other than working in the O-F-F-I-C-E... 569 00:27:51,055 --> 00:27:53,125 - That everyone does. - O-F-F... 570 00:27:53,777 --> 00:27:54,768 Oh office! 571 00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:59,043 Nothing much... 572 00:27:59,305 --> 00:28:02,695 I have a few childhood friends, sometimes I spend time with them, watch a movie... 573 00:28:03,062 --> 00:28:03,678 That's it... 574 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:05,380 Now... 575 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:10,960 You will also ask something... Or will you just admire the polish on my toenails. 576 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,368 You keep travelling to Kanpur... 577 00:28:14,208 --> 00:28:15,542 How did you like the city? 578 00:28:16,015 --> 00:28:16,622 Kanpur? 579 00:28:16,855 --> 00:28:20,283 I've been to Kanpur several times, but what is there to like about it? 580 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,788 On one hand it is the city of Nawabs and on the other... 581 00:28:23,013 --> 00:28:24,782 a city of Betel Leaf Masala and leather. 582 00:28:24,993 --> 00:28:27,078 There is no comparison between Kanpur and Lucknow. 583 00:28:27,145 --> 00:28:28,803 One minute. This is wrong. 584 00:28:28,892 --> 00:28:31,484 In Uttar Pradesh, Kanpur residents are the highest tax payers 585 00:28:31,524 --> 00:28:33,409 and the roads of Lucknow are done up. 586 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:37,331 Any International Cricket match is played in Kanpur's Green Park Stadium. 587 00:28:37,518 --> 00:28:38,935 And capital is Lucknow. 588 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:40,022 Are you done? 589 00:28:40,364 --> 00:28:41,832 Have you seen the dirtiness? 590 00:28:41,871 --> 00:28:44,100 Like illiterates they keep spitting around. 591 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,305 There's no electricity and you want to compete with Lucknow. 592 00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:47,585 Kanpur has I.I.T. 593 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:49,467 And this newspaper 'Dainik Jagran' 594 00:28:49,491 --> 00:28:51,304 this is distributed from Kanpur. 595 00:28:51,604 --> 00:28:54,432 Are you done? You don't have manners how to talk to a girl. 596 00:28:54,597 --> 00:28:56,308 You showed your Kanpur mentality. 597 00:28:56,332 --> 00:28:59,832 I'm sorry. I was just... 598 00:28:59,983 --> 00:29:01,002 I never talk like this... Don't know why... 599 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:03,477 You know... 600 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,401 You father was telling my father over the phone... 601 00:29:06,717 --> 00:29:08,405 that you're life you never stood first. 602 00:29:08,779 --> 00:29:11,209 And you never looked at a girl twice. 603 00:29:11,509 --> 00:29:14,727 Is this your praise, truth, habit or constraint. 604 00:29:15,013 --> 00:29:16,984 You asked a thesis question... 605 00:29:17,517 --> 00:29:19,317 which till date I have been unable to a write. 606 00:29:20,756 --> 00:29:22,099 You think whatever you want... 607 00:29:22,752 --> 00:29:23,907 I am this way. 608 00:29:24,725 --> 00:29:26,231 Till date neither have I done anything great 609 00:29:26,270 --> 00:29:28,387 nor I have any hopes to do it in future. 610 00:29:30,245 --> 00:29:31,295 It's not about hope... 611 00:29:31,692 --> 00:29:33,222 It's about interest and will. 612 00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:36,859 Will you marry me? 613 00:29:40,384 --> 00:29:42,222 To tell you the truth, I like you. 614 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:43,722 But... 615 00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,099 you have big dreams... 616 00:29:46,602 --> 00:29:48,589 my sleeps are also dreamless. 617 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:50,967 Do you know what my dream is? 618 00:29:51,837 --> 00:29:55,040 My dream is to have the most famous beauty parlour. 619 00:29:55,355 --> 00:29:57,304 From where the simple girls of small cities... 620 00:29:57,484 --> 00:29:58,617 look beautiful and leave... 621 00:29:58,722 --> 00:30:02,269 And when I reach home, I should have someone who finds me H-O-T. 622 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,685 From my side it's a yes. 623 00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:08,082 You think and answer yes. 624 00:30:08,509 --> 00:30:09,822 I have answered yes, you think. 625 00:30:32,815 --> 00:30:35,147 "Before I met you, and more than you" 626 00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:37,697 "I haven’t asked anything from God." 627 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:41,430 "You’ve made me beggar (to God for love)" 628 00:30:42,992 --> 00:30:45,399 "I can’t find peace for a split second even" 629 00:30:45,603 --> 00:30:48,123 "I came back to you" 630 00:30:48,175 --> 00:30:52,112 "I am a bird and you’re my nest." 631 00:30:52,667 --> 00:30:56,634 "How can I explain this to you,." 632 00:30:57,752 --> 00:31:02,050 "How much I desire you." 633 00:31:03,535 --> 00:31:05,830 "Before I met you, and more than you" 634 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,417 "I haven’t asked anything from God." 635 00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:12,646 "You’ve made me beggar (to God for love)" 636 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,080 "How can I explain this to you,." 637 00:31:18,227 --> 00:31:22,388 "How much I desire you." 638 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:32,401 In the first ball only the boy has stepped out and hit a six. 639 00:31:32,530 --> 00:31:33,655 - You mean helicopter shot. - Yes yes. 640 00:31:33,722 --> 00:31:34,959 Out of the park! 641 00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:35,546 I don't know, dude... 642 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,735 I liked her so I said yes. 643 00:31:38,858 --> 00:31:40,411 But now I'm nervous... 644 00:31:40,929 --> 00:31:41,882 How will I manage? 645 00:31:42,917 --> 00:31:44,934 I cannot manage in Rs. 15000. 646 00:31:45,024 --> 00:31:46,074 I told, right? 647 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:50,065 When the time is right, then your two Birbals will show you the right way. 648 00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:50,747 How? 649 00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,078 Look from your dad's point of view. 650 00:31:54,865 --> 00:31:56,560 His idiot son's wedding is fixed. 651 00:31:56,740 --> 00:32:00,925 His life is like an FD, which is matured and is ready to be withdrawn at anytime. 652 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,393 Now you will tell your father that... 653 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:04,960 You're getting married... 654 00:32:05,177 --> 00:32:06,760 and my pockets will get light. 655 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:07,592 Yes. 656 00:32:07,758 --> 00:32:08,425 Meaning... 657 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,683 I raised the son so that... 658 00:32:10,975 --> 00:32:12,422 when he brings a daughter-in-law... 659 00:32:12,610 --> 00:32:15,115 and in my age of leisure... I should look after them both. 660 00:32:15,662 --> 00:32:16,262 Yes. 661 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,777 "I am your admirer." 662 00:32:21,257 --> 00:32:23,222 "I am crazy for you." 663 00:32:23,777 --> 00:32:27,940 "The one to stay in my heart is only you." 664 00:32:28,908 --> 00:32:33,610 "You can search, My heart, soul and body." 665 00:32:34,847 --> 00:32:39,091 "Only you reside both inside and outside of me." 666 00:32:39,726 --> 00:32:42,073 "Before I met you, and more than you" 667 00:32:42,343 --> 00:32:44,908 "I haven’t asked anything from God." 668 00:32:44,945 --> 00:32:48,486 "You’ve made me beggar (to God for love)" 669 00:32:49,956 --> 00:32:52,318 "I can’t find peace for a split second even" 670 00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:54,876 "I came back to you" 671 00:32:55,131 --> 00:32:59,008 "I am a bird and you’re my nest." 672 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:03,551 "How can I explain this to you." 673 00:33:04,723 --> 00:33:08,833 "How much I desire you." 674 00:33:13,753 --> 00:33:14,922 Keep it carefully... 675 00:33:15,216 --> 00:33:18,141 Keep in mind, that from today our movie had started. 676 00:33:19,393 --> 00:33:19,880 Come on. 677 00:33:22,490 --> 00:33:24,740 Hey. Greetings sister-in-law. 678 00:33:24,988 --> 00:33:26,345 And bro, how's it going? 679 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:27,576 - Hey Pappu... - Yes brother. 680 00:33:27,651 --> 00:33:29,507 Pappu, get some Samosas, some Gujjiya (Indian Snack), 681 00:33:29,546 --> 00:33:31,198 quickly get some green chutney... 682 00:33:31,222 --> 00:33:32,938 Sister-in-law is come. How are you? 683 00:33:32,983 --> 00:33:35,117 How are you, brother Kapil? Greetings, Brother Sundar. 684 00:33:35,219 --> 00:33:36,606 Hey Sis, what did I miss? 685 00:33:36,853 --> 00:33:37,464 - Greetings. - Sister-in-law... 686 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:38,706 you don't bother with him... 687 00:33:38,761 --> 00:33:39,830 - he's stupid. - You... 688 00:33:39,943 --> 00:33:41,421 This is your first visit... 689 00:33:41,445 --> 00:33:41,938 Take this brother. 690 00:33:41,962 --> 00:33:44,413 Have hot snacks... 691 00:33:44,518 --> 00:33:46,104 And while eating, tell me... 692 00:33:46,143 --> 00:33:48,478 how did you like my friend who's just like a brother... 693 00:33:48,823 --> 00:33:50,780 - Hey take it. Hold it. - Everything's fine. 694 00:33:51,501 --> 00:33:54,073 Who is talking to you? We are talking to sister-in-law. 695 00:33:54,441 --> 00:33:55,476 Really sister-in-law... 696 00:33:55,745 --> 00:33:58,611 He is very lucky that a girl like you got trapped... 697 00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:01,251 Enticed... 698 00:34:01,610 --> 00:34:02,037 Meaning... 699 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:04,086 Meaning tied... 700 00:34:04,273 --> 00:34:05,931 Tied in a wedding knot. 701 00:34:06,665 --> 00:34:07,476 Yes. 702 00:34:08,518 --> 00:34:09,860 He is very unlucky. 703 00:34:10,326 --> 00:34:13,670 Seriously sister-in-law, he travels by flight and RAC ticket gets confirmed. 704 00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:15,545 Brother Kapil... 705 00:34:15,785 --> 00:34:19,437 It's just the matter of waiting, RAC also gets confirmed. 706 00:34:24,073 --> 00:34:25,716 - By the way, Chitra... - Yes. 707 00:34:25,896 --> 00:34:27,501 You don't have your own parlour... 708 00:34:27,681 --> 00:34:29,699 But your rates are as high as a parlour. 709 00:34:30,059 --> 00:34:30,665 Aunty. 710 00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:32,150 Not just the rate... 711 00:34:32,601 --> 00:34:34,348 the work also is that like a parlour. 712 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:36,245 Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y Aunty. 713 00:34:36,269 --> 00:34:36,567 Oh ho! 714 00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:38,360 And if the rates are not like the parlour, 715 00:34:38,481 --> 00:34:39,981 then how will the parlour open one day? 716 00:34:40,153 --> 00:34:42,590 Yes, yes. Open a parlour using my money. 717 00:34:43,139 --> 00:34:45,081 And what have you started like the big cities... 718 00:34:45,313 --> 00:34:46,933 all the time you're talking in English. 719 00:34:47,075 --> 00:34:51,253 Aunty, these are not big city traits, these are small city specialities. 720 00:34:51,628 --> 00:34:54,793 Now see Aunty. Everyone says my beautician work is fake... 721 00:34:55,168 --> 00:34:57,486 But actually these Delhiites and Mumbaiites are fake. 722 00:34:57,876 --> 00:34:59,465 Who know to speak in English... 723 00:34:59,811 --> 00:35:02,563 But the meaning of the words, spellings... 724 00:35:02,713 --> 00:35:03,973 They are not bothered about that. 725 00:35:04,288 --> 00:35:06,583 Now see, if today I tell you... 726 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,807 That I find your hairstyle A-W-E-S-O-M-E, 727 00:35:10,168 --> 00:35:12,299 then you will know that its heartfelt. 728 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,265 And they... 729 00:35:13,701 --> 00:35:14,488 How's the girl? 730 00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:15,523 Awesome. 731 00:35:15,691 --> 00:35:18,373 How's the weather? Awesome. How's the food? Awesome. 732 00:35:18,545 --> 00:35:19,491 Enough dude. 733 00:35:21,179 --> 00:35:22,161 Do this. 734 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:25,993 Hey! 735 00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:27,568 Aunty. I forgot. 736 00:35:29,413 --> 00:35:29,961 What is this? 737 00:35:30,448 --> 00:35:34,198 Wedding card Aunty. Now first marriage and then opening of the parlour. 738 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:35,375 Really? 739 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,613 Hey... 740 00:35:37,633 --> 00:35:39,981 - I didn't know you will... - That I will do it so soon? 741 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:42,253 - Yes. - Aunty. What is marriage? 742 00:35:42,568 --> 00:35:44,428 All you need is a friend for lifetime. 743 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,115 Found him. So did it. 744 00:35:46,363 --> 00:35:49,625 And anyways I'm not the henna and holy thread type... 745 00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:58,985 "In some days, I am about to get married." 746 00:35:59,025 --> 00:36:00,253 "With whom, darling?" 747 00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:09,163 "Now the freedom of this bird is going to get lost." 748 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:17,945 "World does not understand my words of the heart." 749 00:36:17,985 --> 00:36:19,889 "Let the world go to the hell." 750 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:25,492 "Someone would ask me..." 751 00:36:26,466 --> 00:36:29,653 "What are you worried about?" 752 00:36:29,693 --> 00:36:32,701 "Tell us." 753 00:36:41,255 --> 00:36:45,569 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 754 00:36:45,741 --> 00:36:49,993 "I always keep thinking, and I can't stop thinking." 755 00:36:50,159 --> 00:36:54,471 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 756 00:36:54,674 --> 00:36:59,534 "I always keep thinking, and I can't stop thinking." 757 00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:04,124 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 758 00:37:04,462 --> 00:37:07,911 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 759 00:37:08,084 --> 00:37:12,397 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 760 00:37:12,584 --> 00:37:17,564 "I always keep thinking, and I can't stop thinking." 761 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:31,341 "What will I do if his mouth has bad breath." 762 00:37:35,563 --> 00:37:39,951 "What will I do if his mouth has bad breath." 763 00:37:40,117 --> 00:37:44,242 "When he asks to kiss me, I will vomit" 764 00:37:44,549 --> 00:37:48,741 "I will brush his teeth..." 765 00:37:48,997 --> 00:37:54,448 "O Lover, I will brush his teeth..." 766 00:37:55,042 --> 00:37:59,399 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 767 00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:04,357 "I always keep thinking, and I can't stop thinking." 768 00:38:04,402 --> 00:38:08,616 "If your lover be smart, then you in front of him will look dumb." 769 00:38:08,863 --> 00:38:13,319 "If your lover goes to London, then you will suffer in India." 770 00:38:13,364 --> 00:38:17,631 "If you throw tantrums then..." 771 00:38:17,722 --> 00:38:22,244 "Your friends will replace you, and you will get cheated." 772 00:38:22,311 --> 00:38:26,714 "Mend your ways, you're not a Miss World." 773 00:38:26,786 --> 00:38:31,503 "If your lover is not perfect, then you are also not that perfect." 774 00:38:31,549 --> 00:38:36,266 "What will I do if he is alcoholic." 775 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,658 "What will I do if he is alcoholic" 776 00:38:44,861 --> 00:38:49,135 "he will come home late, drunk." 777 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:53,553 "If I could, I will make him fall in love and relieve his addiction." 778 00:38:53,897 --> 00:38:59,687 "If I could, I will make him fall in love and relieve his addiction." 779 00:38:59,883 --> 00:39:04,240 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 780 00:39:04,439 --> 00:39:08,651 "I always keep thinking, and I can't stop thinking." 781 00:39:09,025 --> 00:39:13,960 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 782 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:17,613 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 783 00:39:17,808 --> 00:39:22,263 "My lover should not be like this, My lover should not be like that." 784 00:39:22,323 --> 00:39:27,858 "I always keep thinking, and I can't stop thinking." 785 00:39:38,258 --> 00:39:38,911 Dad, you? 786 00:39:39,841 --> 00:39:41,108 Please you go from here. 787 00:39:41,551 --> 00:39:42,855 As it is I'm too tensed. 788 00:39:43,395 --> 00:39:44,752 And what is he doing here? 789 00:39:45,285 --> 00:39:47,626 - He's Sakshi (witness). - He's our Kishan. 790 00:39:47,978 --> 00:39:49,186 He's a witness. 791 00:39:49,463 --> 00:39:50,018 Yes. 792 00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:53,844 The talks that happen between us... 793 00:39:53,888 --> 00:39:54,308 - He's a witness to that. - Yes. 794 00:39:54,346 --> 00:39:56,041 And why are you so impatient? 795 00:39:56,573 --> 00:39:56,970 Huh? 796 00:39:57,593 --> 00:39:59,348 Go, but first listen to what I have to say. 797 00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:00,413 Now what is it? 798 00:40:00,705 --> 00:40:02,408 I got married on your insistence. 799 00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:05,295 Now don't say that you're taking back your words. 800 00:40:05,549 --> 00:40:09,517 You had promised that you would take car of my family's, until I don't get settled. 801 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:13,455 No. The thing is that the promise was about taking care of the family. 802 00:40:13,831 --> 00:40:14,281 So? 803 00:40:14,408 --> 00:40:15,758 Where's the family? 804 00:40:16,261 --> 00:40:19,043 You don't call sex craved boy and girl a family. Right? 805 00:40:19,073 --> 00:40:19,890 Meaning? 806 00:40:19,935 --> 00:40:23,386 Meaning I want a grandchild within a year. 807 00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:26,221 See daughter-in-law will need nine months. 808 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,883 So there in no scope of adjustment in that. 809 00:40:29,287 --> 00:40:31,034 You have three months. 810 00:40:31,312 --> 00:40:31,792 So... 811 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:33,615 Plant the seed. 812 00:40:35,107 --> 00:40:35,467 See... 813 00:40:35,895 --> 00:40:37,193 I explained the theory. 814 00:40:37,621 --> 00:40:39,361 Now you start with the practicals. 815 00:40:39,991 --> 00:40:43,568 This is wrong. We had not talked about this. 816 00:40:43,592 --> 00:40:47,265 And how can you talk such dirty talks. Have you heard yourself? 817 00:40:47,289 --> 00:40:48,570 This house is mine. 818 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,107 And I'm talking to my son. 819 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:53,844 After sometime I will go to my room and talk to myself. 820 00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:56,513 If you weren't my son... 821 00:40:57,210 --> 00:40:59,475 then I wouldn't even keep you as a tenant. 822 00:41:00,728 --> 00:41:02,724 So if you want to stay in this house... 823 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:04,463 then listen to your father. 824 00:41:05,775 --> 00:41:08,978 Otherwise many people sleep and stay on Kanpur streets. 825 00:41:09,743 --> 00:41:10,973 After three months you also sleep. 826 00:41:12,128 --> 00:41:12,564 Okay? 827 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:24,404 We're going. 828 00:41:25,214 --> 00:41:26,520 I've paused the CD. 829 00:41:28,943 --> 00:41:31,050 Party is ready. 2.5 million cash. 830 00:41:37,876 --> 00:41:39,765 Does anyone keep these type of conditions with their sons? 831 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,165 Yes, I know... No father was there. 832 00:41:43,289 --> 00:41:44,887 Just don't say that I said something wrong. 833 00:41:47,078 --> 00:41:48,564 Your son is not reliable. 834 00:41:48,804 --> 00:41:50,484 God knows for how many years he might make yearn. 835 00:41:52,755 --> 00:41:56,843 Listen, if we don't force him, then at one point he will stop breathing too. 836 00:42:15,038 --> 00:42:16,501 Lime juice so late at night? 837 00:42:28,906 --> 00:42:31,890 You change and come, then we'll do it. 838 00:42:32,617 --> 00:42:33,157 I meant... 839 00:42:33,488 --> 00:42:35,124 Talk... we'll talk. 840 00:42:37,463 --> 00:42:39,548 What am I talking? Just keep quiet. 841 00:42:39,623 --> 00:42:41,281 How much more do I change? 842 00:42:43,035 --> 00:42:44,257 And why should I change? 843 00:42:44,836 --> 00:42:46,313 Do we have to go to dance? 844 00:42:53,970 --> 00:42:56,018 So how did you like the function? 845 00:42:57,368 --> 00:42:58,605 Did you mean the wedding? 846 00:42:59,213 --> 00:42:59,925 Yes. That. 847 00:43:00,848 --> 00:43:01,268 I mean... 848 00:43:02,655 --> 00:43:04,185 It's the first time and... 849 00:43:05,055 --> 00:43:06,143 It's not a love marriage... 850 00:43:06,712 --> 00:43:08,124 so I found it like a function. 851 00:43:14,348 --> 00:43:15,436 World full 852 00:43:15,623 --> 00:43:17,378 of strangers has come, so... 853 00:43:20,213 --> 00:43:21,121 Well... let it go... 854 00:43:22,605 --> 00:43:23,850 It's a first for me too. 855 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,137 Marriage also... 856 00:43:26,408 --> 00:43:27,165 and tonight too. 857 00:43:32,753 --> 00:43:34,786 I saw your photograph in the living room. 858 00:43:34,867 --> 00:43:35,393 Yeah?! 859 00:43:35,490 --> 00:43:36,458 When you were young... 860 00:43:36,863 --> 00:43:37,965 playing Kabaddi (Indian sport). 861 00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:41,895 You had said you don't play. 862 00:43:42,031 --> 00:43:44,730 Yeah... no, I used to like Kabaddi. 863 00:43:45,743 --> 00:43:47,783 Because of studies I couldn't pursue it. 864 00:43:48,481 --> 00:43:49,044 Okay. 865 00:43:50,124 --> 00:43:52,575 So maybe you might like it tonight too. 866 00:44:00,796 --> 00:44:01,331 Show. 867 00:44:01,370 --> 00:44:03,947 - No, no... that... - First day and strawberry? 868 00:44:13,628 --> 00:44:14,468 What is this? 869 00:44:14,993 --> 00:44:16,899 If you'll wanted to gift, then gift a shirt or something, 870 00:44:16,938 --> 00:44:18,827 why the entire condom showroom? 871 00:44:19,005 --> 00:44:19,815 His idea, bro. 872 00:44:20,071 --> 00:44:22,913 Forget all that. You say. How did you like strawberry flavour. 873 00:44:23,445 --> 00:44:26,318 - Yeah... it was good. Strawberry. - You tasted it, bro? 874 00:44:28,636 --> 00:44:29,288 Seriously... 875 00:44:29,903 --> 00:44:32,431 His father is a very revolutionary type of a man... 876 00:44:32,542 --> 00:44:34,830 - Freedom fighter. - Yes. It was okay till drinks and wedding. 877 00:44:35,032 --> 00:44:35,775 After wedding... 878 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:38,183 Free to have sex continuously for three months. 879 00:44:38,333 --> 00:44:40,238 Not just freedom, he's leaving him helpless. 880 00:44:40,306 --> 00:44:42,098 Meaning, hats off! 881 00:44:42,525 --> 00:44:44,724 Seriously no father on this earth... 882 00:44:44,978 --> 00:44:48,684 - must have blessed his son in such a manner. - That's not blessing, it's a bane. 883 00:44:49,321 --> 00:44:52,343 He may be a revolutionary, but I'm in trouble. 884 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:56,116 You don't know last night I was under how much pressure. Over and above you guys... 885 00:44:56,632 --> 00:44:57,209 You mean? 886 00:44:57,391 --> 00:44:59,295 - Failure to launch. - Hey, shut up. 887 00:44:59,445 --> 00:45:00,247 There's nothing as such. 888 00:45:00,286 --> 00:45:04,673 You know ISRO, He also not launch his missile on the time. 889 00:45:05,108 --> 00:45:06,301 First time is always like that. 890 00:45:06,398 --> 00:45:06,818 Really? 891 00:45:07,215 --> 00:45:10,193 Did you'll also face the same problem? 892 00:45:10,365 --> 00:45:11,490 No, bro. Debut century. 893 00:45:12,076 --> 00:45:17,228 - Have you gone crazy? If this happens to us, we will commit suicide. Right? - Yes. 894 00:45:17,415 --> 00:45:18,473 Why are you scared? 895 00:45:19,193 --> 00:45:21,481 Your Birbal is there to show you the way. 896 00:45:21,578 --> 00:45:24,165 - So tell me. I cannot face this humiliation every time. - Come. 897 00:45:25,185 --> 00:45:25,808 It's like this... 898 00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:27,877 You go and tell your father... 899 00:45:28,388 --> 00:45:29,370 That I want to do this. 900 00:45:39,090 --> 00:45:39,653 Do you... 901 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:41,701 - like to watch movies. - Yes, a lot. 902 00:45:42,008 --> 00:45:45,488 - Do you have movies? - Yes, but English movies. Will that do? 903 00:45:45,570 --> 00:45:46,448 Of course. 904 00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:48,383 Hey listen! 905 00:45:49,133 --> 00:45:52,546 - We'll see together, right? - Yes, actually its in dad's room. I'll get it. 906 00:45:52,605 --> 00:45:54,053 You meet me in our room. 907 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,912 Butterfly is very nice. 908 00:46:02,071 --> 00:46:02,768 Butterfly... 909 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:04,988 Okay. 910 00:46:22,686 --> 00:46:23,346 Where is it? 911 00:46:25,670 --> 00:46:26,203 Hey! 912 00:46:36,478 --> 00:46:37,739 Are you an idiot? 913 00:46:38,976 --> 00:46:40,131 I got you married. 914 00:46:40,941 --> 00:46:42,006 Made a CD too. 915 00:46:42,456 --> 00:46:43,813 Now you want this CD? 916 00:46:44,413 --> 00:46:44,826 What? 917 00:46:47,406 --> 00:46:47,946 Hey. 918 00:46:48,830 --> 00:46:49,948 Why did you shut it? 919 00:46:51,066 --> 00:46:52,108 Now I'm wide awake. 920 00:46:59,406 --> 00:47:00,944 He's an African boy. 921 00:47:01,626 --> 00:47:03,756 Don't worry. In reality, there's nothing as such.. 922 00:47:07,378 --> 00:47:08,173 Are you awake? 923 00:47:09,456 --> 00:47:10,859 See your son's behaviour. 924 00:47:12,779 --> 00:47:14,300 Was wrong to be hopeful. 925 00:47:23,556 --> 00:47:23,998 Hey. 926 00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:26,518 Everyday how do you reach before me? 927 00:47:27,433 --> 00:47:28,580 Have you come to eat food? 928 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,348 Have your lunch quickly... 929 00:47:31,851 --> 00:47:33,448 And start your bedroom duty. Come on. 930 00:47:39,366 --> 00:47:41,024 I'll have something at office. 931 00:47:53,869 --> 00:47:56,337 Why do I feel that you're very shy with me? 932 00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:58,716 I shy from everyone. 933 00:47:59,592 --> 00:48:01,242 And you're a girl too. 934 00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:04,213 I'm just not any girl. I'm your wife. 935 00:48:04,910 --> 00:48:05,728 That is true. 936 00:48:07,033 --> 00:48:07,550 You know... 937 00:48:08,144 --> 00:48:11,128 the aunty that I learnt my beauty course from what she used to say... 938 00:48:11,270 --> 00:48:11,615 What? 939 00:48:13,647 --> 00:48:16,294 However much a girl wears eyeliner... 940 00:48:16,670 --> 00:48:18,441 she can still see the worry. 941 00:48:19,288 --> 00:48:20,661 And you're neither a girl... 942 00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:22,843 nor you have the option of eyeliners. 943 00:48:23,998 --> 00:48:25,664 What's worrying you so much? 944 00:48:29,646 --> 00:48:30,793 Will you have Chaat (Indian snacks)? 945 00:48:35,173 --> 00:48:37,198 - I like Pandit's Chaat. - Yes... 946 00:48:38,226 --> 00:48:39,598 No. No. Not there. 947 00:48:40,024 --> 00:48:41,458 I'll take you to another nice place. 948 00:48:41,653 --> 00:48:41,908 Yes. 949 00:48:47,113 --> 00:48:48,838 - How much? - Rs. 30. 950 00:48:50,241 --> 00:48:50,721 Okay. 951 00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:00,704 Brother. 952 00:49:01,446 --> 00:49:03,088 That medicine... 953 00:49:05,323 --> 00:49:05,646 Yes. 954 00:49:07,130 --> 00:49:07,565 Thank you. 955 00:49:10,617 --> 00:49:11,052 Hello. 956 00:49:11,848 --> 00:49:12,659 Yes, took it. 957 00:49:13,212 --> 00:49:14,629 You just pray that something happens. 958 00:49:15,171 --> 00:49:16,633 Kapil, or else you are going to get beaten. 959 00:49:20,856 --> 00:49:21,268 Come on. 960 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:22,633 Okay. 961 00:49:22,910 --> 00:49:24,042 Work's done. 962 00:49:24,515 --> 00:49:25,010 Let's go. 963 00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:27,659 Yes. 964 00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:49,198 Hey... 965 00:49:49,948 --> 00:49:52,318 Why didn't you tell me your soap's over? 966 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:55,333 By mistake you bathed with a girl's soap. 967 00:49:56,533 --> 00:49:59,308 If you would have told me, I would have given it from the drawer. 968 00:49:59,353 --> 00:50:01,670 The soap was smelt like you... 969 00:50:02,510 --> 00:50:03,973 so I felt that was right. 970 00:50:16,499 --> 00:50:19,176 She bathes in the morning and the bathroom is fragrant till night. 971 00:50:20,413 --> 00:50:21,156 Amazing. 972 00:51:14,149 --> 00:51:14,711 Yes, tell me. 973 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:15,663 Buddy, this suggestion... 974 00:51:16,121 --> 00:51:18,191 seems correct. 975 00:51:18,528 --> 00:51:19,848 I'm feeling something. 976 00:51:20,448 --> 00:51:23,269 Wait for some time, it will increase. 977 00:51:23,621 --> 00:51:26,538 If you don't give good news in two months, then I'll change my name. 978 00:51:26,725 --> 00:51:28,444 Yeah, okay. Okay. 979 00:51:28,901 --> 00:51:29,725 I'll talk later. Chitra will come. 980 00:51:59,665 --> 00:52:00,318 Chitra! 981 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:01,600 Yeah.... 982 00:52:06,903 --> 00:52:07,916 Yeah... 983 00:52:09,589 --> 00:52:10,271 Chitra! 984 00:52:13,728 --> 00:52:15,971 - Open! Open! - Yes, yes. I'm coming. 985 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,783 - Open! - I'm coming. 986 00:52:18,807 --> 00:52:19,781 - Open! Open! - Hey... 987 00:52:20,118 --> 00:52:21,634 What happened to you all of a sudden? 988 00:52:24,536 --> 00:52:25,039 Hey! 989 00:52:25,399 --> 00:52:26,456 At least listen! 990 00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:30,799 I have a way. Everything will get sorted. 991 00:52:32,132 --> 00:52:35,402 Chitra you don't worry. I'll manage. 992 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:49,518 Marudhar! 993 00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:51,790 Marudhar! 994 00:53:00,287 --> 00:53:00,714 What? 995 00:53:03,131 --> 00:53:03,971 What you think? 996 00:53:04,285 --> 00:53:05,433 I don't understand what's happening? 997 00:53:05,651 --> 00:53:06,700 What... what's happening? 998 00:53:06,948 --> 00:53:08,215 It's performance pressure. 999 00:53:08,665 --> 00:53:09,542 Happens to everyone. 1000 00:53:10,045 --> 00:53:11,958 Sachin also has it, before hitting a century. 1001 00:53:12,393 --> 00:53:13,428 There's nothing wrong in it. 1002 00:53:13,540 --> 00:53:14,567 Let it be, dad. 1003 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:17,305 Evrything is your fault. Tell me, why you called? 1004 00:53:17,417 --> 00:53:20,485 Spoken in your office. You've got a week's leave. 1005 00:53:21,048 --> 00:53:21,452 Take this. 1006 00:53:21,985 --> 00:53:23,793 Take these two honeymoon tickets for Nainital. 1007 00:53:24,265 --> 00:53:25,599 Take daughter-in-law and go. Roam and come back. 1008 00:53:26,051 --> 00:53:27,145 We don't want to go anywhere. 1009 00:53:27,985 --> 00:53:28,945 This is compulsory! 1010 00:53:30,062 --> 00:53:32,913 Yes. Like how marriage is compulsory, the same way honeymoon too is compulsory. 1011 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,451 It's the law of society. 1012 00:53:34,475 --> 00:53:35,531 - Understand? - Could be. 1013 00:53:35,635 --> 00:53:38,012 But to birth a child on a deadline is not compulsory. 1014 00:53:38,036 --> 00:53:39,220 That's my house rule. 1015 00:53:39,595 --> 00:53:41,044 Understand. Hold the ticket. 1016 00:53:42,190 --> 00:53:44,425 To birth a child on a deadline is not compulsory. 1017 00:53:45,175 --> 00:53:45,670 Go. 1018 00:53:48,692 --> 00:53:50,710 Bro, this is blessing in disguise. 1019 00:53:50,942 --> 00:53:53,643 From when you were saying, you wanted to go to the mountains. Now go. 1020 00:53:53,667 --> 00:53:57,387 When I said it I wanted to go. Now I don't and in this state, never. 1021 00:53:57,611 --> 00:53:58,683 What state, dude? 1022 00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:01,113 - You get tensed a lot. - What state? 1023 00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:03,714 Entire night I passed so much of stool, that my intestines came out. 1024 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,134 If I wouldn't have chanted the Hanuman Chalisa, 1025 00:54:06,174 --> 00:54:08,130 the drains would have gotten blocked. 1026 00:54:08,395 --> 00:54:11,440 This is all your fault. Both of you are at fault. 1027 00:54:11,650 --> 00:54:13,097 What is our fault? We did it for your own good. 1028 00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:15,550 Okay do one thing, you both go... 1029 00:54:15,993 --> 00:54:17,305 and enjoy for few days and come. 1030 00:54:17,485 --> 00:54:19,728 If we are not around, you will not get tensed too. 1031 00:54:19,812 --> 00:54:22,412 - Solo hero, solo heroine, situation for a song. - Get lost! 1032 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:24,408 - Yes bro, sing some songs. - Answer when I call. 1033 00:54:36,262 --> 00:54:36,848 Chitra! 1034 00:54:38,093 --> 00:54:39,083 Manish! 1035 00:54:39,631 --> 00:54:40,410 How are you? 1036 00:54:41,145 --> 00:54:42,689 You've still maintained yourself. 1037 00:54:43,268 --> 00:54:44,948 I never thought we would ever meet again. 1038 00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:45,848 How are you? 1039 00:54:46,035 --> 00:54:48,248 Great. Felt good meeting you. 1040 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,490 This is my husband Marudhar. 1041 00:54:51,359 --> 00:54:54,787 - Hi Maru... what? - Marudhar. Marudhar Pandey. 1042 00:54:56,677 --> 00:54:57,712 Just like the train. Right? 1043 00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:58,777 Yes. 1044 00:54:59,070 --> 00:54:59,925 Manish Bansal. 1045 00:55:01,245 --> 00:55:02,490 I own this hotel. 1046 00:55:03,195 --> 00:55:05,183 Chitra, you got married and you didn't even invite. 1047 00:55:05,325 --> 00:55:07,050 I don't see old dreams again. 1048 00:55:07,328 --> 00:55:09,203 It's a waste of time. 1049 00:55:11,153 --> 00:55:13,028 Come on. You'll go. I'll send the luggage. 1050 00:55:13,058 --> 00:55:14,468 Alright. We'll meet later. 1051 00:55:14,542 --> 00:55:15,329 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 1052 00:55:16,957 --> 00:55:17,333 Come on. 1053 00:55:18,128 --> 00:55:19,455 Manish is so charming, isn't it? 1054 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:36,712 What? 1055 00:55:50,317 --> 00:55:51,675 - Surprise! - Hey! 1056 00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:53,437 What happened? 1057 00:55:53,813 --> 00:55:54,923 How did you enter? 1058 00:55:55,140 --> 00:55:56,460 With this master key. 1059 00:55:57,202 --> 00:56:00,652 But that's not important. The important thing is that today we're going to party. 1060 00:56:00,742 --> 00:56:02,047 And that too old style. 1061 00:56:02,272 --> 00:56:02,865 What you say? 1062 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:06,089 Manish, what the hell, dude? Come on, leave. -What? 1063 00:56:06,510 --> 00:56:07,883 We can't hang out for some time? 1064 00:56:08,152 --> 00:56:08,948 For old time's sake? 1065 00:56:09,428 --> 00:56:10,125 Are you mad? 1066 00:56:11,025 --> 00:56:14,460 If not like a friend, then at least respect our privacy like a guest. 1067 00:56:14,723 --> 00:56:17,048 - Come on, go. - You've put on quite some weight. 1068 00:56:17,183 --> 00:56:17,588 Yeah? 1069 00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:20,341 Remember when Classic tailor used to take your measurements, 1070 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:21,961 you used to get so upset. 1071 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,135 It wasn't his fault. 1072 00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:26,235 You were perfect. 1073 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:29,092 Alright fine. Come on go. 1074 00:56:29,573 --> 00:56:30,226 And remember... 1075 00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:32,213 When Suman and me broke up... 1076 00:56:32,813 --> 00:56:35,182 That night if you wouldn't have given me company to drink... 1077 00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:36,637 I would have died. 1078 00:56:37,072 --> 00:56:40,703 And that was the start of our love story too. 1079 00:56:42,923 --> 00:56:43,680 God! 1080 00:56:44,173 --> 00:56:46,425 I will never forget that night. Never! 1081 00:56:46,665 --> 00:56:49,627 Alright fine. We'll talk about that later. Now you leave. 1082 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,026 Ooo... 1083 00:56:54,352 --> 00:56:57,135 Marudhar Express has gone hot as coals. 1084 00:56:57,668 --> 00:56:58,072 Huh? 1085 00:56:59,903 --> 00:57:00,338 Come on. 1086 00:57:00,362 --> 00:57:02,070 Chitra, I'll meet you later. 1087 00:57:02,183 --> 00:57:03,443 Yeah, exactly. 1088 00:57:04,192 --> 00:57:04,679 Bye. 1089 00:57:05,152 --> 00:57:06,157 - Bye. - Bye. 1090 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:09,315 He's mad. You know when 1091 00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:09,901 we first met... 1092 00:57:11,588 --> 00:57:12,832 Hey... Marudhar! 1093 00:57:24,753 --> 00:57:25,705 What happened, Marudhar? 1094 00:57:27,686 --> 00:57:28,646 Who was that man? 1095 00:57:30,009 --> 00:57:31,952 He was my friend, when I was 19. 1096 00:57:32,186 --> 00:57:35,658 I told you about that Aunty from whom I learnt my beauty course. Her son. 1097 00:57:35,733 --> 00:57:36,273 And? 1098 00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:39,829 And nothing else, we dated a few months and then I came to know... 1099 00:57:40,279 --> 00:57:41,133 - Dated? - Yes, we dated. 1100 00:57:41,703 --> 00:57:45,408 Chitra, we Kanpur boys don't understand dating. 1101 00:57:45,806 --> 00:57:48,169 For us, there are only three relations between a boy and girl. 1102 00:57:48,618 --> 00:57:49,833 Brother-sister, sex and marriage. 1103 00:57:50,516 --> 00:57:51,693 I'm not from Kanpur. 1104 00:57:52,436 --> 00:57:54,356 Okay. So you loved him? 1105 00:57:54,716 --> 00:57:56,126 Yes. At that time I used to. 1106 00:57:56,794 --> 00:57:57,408 And now? 1107 00:57:57,790 --> 00:57:59,916 Not now. That's seven years ago, Marudhar. 1108 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:01,871 No. No. I meant now whom you love. 1109 00:58:02,209 --> 00:58:04,519 Now... slowly with you. 1110 00:58:05,846 --> 00:58:09,079 Okay. That sir got readymade love... 1111 00:58:09,589 --> 00:58:10,826 And with me its slowly happening. 1112 00:58:11,995 --> 00:58:13,720 You're really an idiot Marudhar. 1113 00:58:14,389 --> 00:58:15,858 You forget your status. 1114 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,243 Marudhar, why are you talking like a loser? 1115 00:58:18,476 --> 00:58:19,443 That was my past. 1116 00:58:19,467 --> 00:58:22,346 And whatever happened in my past should matter to us today. 1117 00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:23,381 You knew, right? 1118 00:58:23,996 --> 00:58:25,834 That I'm a loser from Kanpur. 1119 00:58:26,696 --> 00:58:29,276 If on the tobacco packet it says that its injurious to health, 1120 00:58:29,316 --> 00:58:30,551 then why did you purchase it? 1121 00:58:30,791 --> 00:58:32,216 And if you purchased it, then why did you taste it? 1122 00:58:32,823 --> 00:58:33,618 Just because... 1123 00:58:34,458 --> 00:58:36,146 you can spit it out and the side of the road. 1124 00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:42,378 Don't wait for me. I'll be late. 1125 00:58:57,043 --> 00:58:58,903 Have it. Come on. 1126 00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:03,927 What's happened to you? 1127 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:07,145 You're upset for such a small thing. 1128 00:59:08,945 --> 00:59:09,763 I'm a little weird. 1129 00:59:11,045 --> 00:59:11,877 I like weird. 1130 00:59:12,305 --> 00:59:15,215 That's why I keep sticking temporary tattoos, anywhere and anytime. 1131 00:59:16,032 --> 00:59:17,988 But less than you. 1132 00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:21,868 For something as small a dot, you've ruined the entire honeymoon. 1133 00:59:24,921 --> 00:59:25,745 Hey madam... 1134 00:59:26,316 --> 00:59:28,655 - What happened? - No, its just that my queen... 1135 00:59:29,406 --> 00:59:30,681 you've come with me... 1136 00:59:31,236 --> 00:59:32,975 and your mind is over there. 1137 00:59:34,723 --> 00:59:35,526 I'm looking... 1138 00:59:36,283 --> 00:59:38,802 that once upon a time even you were innocent like them. 1139 00:59:39,516 --> 00:59:40,610 Wow, amazing. 1140 00:59:41,398 --> 00:59:41,818 Then... 1141 00:59:42,943 --> 00:59:45,493 the world had a problem with innocence. 1142 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,104 Are you really as innocent as you look? 1143 00:59:51,028 --> 00:59:54,349 - Hey, have this. Come on, now. - Hey! 1144 00:59:57,718 --> 00:59:58,686 Good! Good! 1145 00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:00,756 You remember? 1146 01:00:01,453 --> 01:00:02,428 You're remembering something? 1147 01:01:14,703 --> 01:01:15,663 Hey be careful. 1148 01:01:18,626 --> 01:01:19,915 There. He's come. 1149 01:01:21,514 --> 01:01:22,098 Where's daughter-in-law? 1150 01:01:22,976 --> 01:01:25,114 Didn't I tell you that he would create some issue. 1151 01:01:38,646 --> 01:01:39,584 The booking was of seven days. 1152 01:01:40,408 --> 01:01:41,879 In three days you made her upset? 1153 01:01:42,036 --> 01:01:44,413 Dad please. You don't even know what happened there. 1154 01:01:44,437 --> 01:01:45,688 No. I don't even want to know. 1155 01:01:46,469 --> 01:01:49,063 Listen, I'm 2.5% elder than you. 1156 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:51,171 And experience... 6%. Understood? 1157 01:01:51,726 --> 01:01:54,898 Something about daughter-in-law's past must have come up, and you couldn't bear it. 1158 01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:57,305 Because you don't have a past. 1159 01:01:57,726 --> 01:01:59,819 Then you must have started crying by crashing to the ground... 1160 01:01:59,893 --> 01:02:02,690 'Why did this have to happen with me?' 1161 01:02:04,117 --> 01:02:05,106 I'm pregnant. 1162 01:02:06,118 --> 01:02:06,620 What? 1163 01:02:10,597 --> 01:02:11,833 Really? 1164 01:02:33,554 --> 01:02:36,231 Bro, what happens in Nainital... 1165 01:02:36,712 --> 01:02:39,143 stays in Nainital. You don't worry. 1166 01:02:39,832 --> 01:02:42,900 - Where's sister-in-law? - In Lucknow. 1167 01:02:43,403 --> 01:02:47,145 - Why did you let her go? - She said that she wants to spend some time with herself. 1168 01:02:47,512 --> 01:02:48,990 This is the problem, Kapil. 1169 01:02:49,448 --> 01:02:52,432 Guys like me are scared to spend some time with ourselves, 1170 01:02:54,007 --> 01:02:54,960 Hate ourself. 1171 01:02:55,943 --> 01:03:00,457 And these modern girls who want to touch the sky... 1172 01:03:02,723 --> 01:03:04,957 How can someone stay alone? 1173 01:03:05,805 --> 01:03:06,563 Tell him, dude. 1174 01:03:07,253 --> 01:03:08,970 What I know? I roam around with you. 1175 01:03:10,199 --> 01:03:11,880 - Who all stay with him? - No idea. 1176 01:03:12,995 --> 01:03:13,747 Mr. Ashok Greetings! 1177 01:03:14,302 --> 01:03:15,720 I'm Chitra's father speaking. 1178 01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:19,237 Mr. Manohar, how are you? You didn't go? 1179 01:03:19,590 --> 01:03:22,905 - I thought you must have left. - Left? For where? 1180 01:03:23,159 --> 01:03:24,487 Up. Up, Donkey, Up. 1181 01:03:25,328 --> 01:03:30,000 - What? - No. I meant you had that Holy Tour planned, isn't it? 1182 01:03:30,143 --> 01:03:31,785 So I thought you must have left for that. 1183 01:03:31,837 --> 01:03:33,547 No. No. Not now. 1184 01:03:33,608 --> 01:03:36,525 - I called you now to give you a good news. - Good news? 1185 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:39,540 Is your wife in Kanpur? 1186 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,265 No, Sarla is here. 1187 01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:43,493 You listen to the good news. 1188 01:03:43,575 --> 01:03:44,737 Chitra is pregnant. 1189 01:03:44,917 --> 01:03:46,529 What are you saying? It's confirmed? 1190 01:03:46,627 --> 01:03:47,872 100% 1191 01:03:47,933 --> 01:03:50,243 That's why I said I will tell you first. 1192 01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,937 You will tell Marudhar. 1193 01:03:51,961 --> 01:03:55,155 I will definitely tell him. That you don't worry. 1194 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,310 Okay. 1195 01:03:56,775 --> 01:03:57,863 Greetings. 1196 01:04:25,396 --> 01:04:27,930 You did such a huge job in your life... 1197 01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:30,315 And I'm getting the news from outsiders? 1198 01:04:30,414 --> 01:04:32,311 You couldn't tell me, that daughter-in-law is pregnant. 1199 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:34,500 - What? - What 'what'? 1200 01:04:35,604 --> 01:04:37,876 I'm confused whether I should slap you again, 1201 01:04:38,161 --> 01:04:41,445 or should I sign the entire property to you. 1202 01:04:42,338 --> 01:04:46,388 Did you hear? 1203 01:05:00,846 --> 01:05:01,978 Chitra is pregnant. 1204 01:05:03,613 --> 01:05:05,474 But I didn't do anything. 1205 01:05:05,639 --> 01:05:07,093 - What? - But I didn't do anything. 1206 01:05:07,191 --> 01:05:08,466 - Then? - You mean surrogate child? 1207 01:05:08,976 --> 01:05:10,611 So now where are you taking us? 1208 01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:12,434 Station. I'm taking the Marudhar Express and going to Lucknow. 1209 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,148 Marudhar catching Marudhar and going to Lucknow. 1210 01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:16,199 Come on. Hurry up! 1211 01:05:37,791 --> 01:05:38,482 Son! 1212 01:05:43,252 --> 01:05:45,149 - Where's Chitra? What happened? - Chitra is inside. 1213 01:05:51,324 --> 01:05:51,712 Why? 1214 01:05:52,185 --> 01:05:54,413 Wait. I can explain... 1215 01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:55,530 First readymade love, then readymade child... 1216 01:05:55,875 --> 01:05:57,675 If this was the intention, then why did you drag me in between? 1217 01:05:57,832 --> 01:06:00,728 Marudhar, let me explain. Manish is not at fault. 1218 01:06:00,752 --> 01:06:02,460 - What happened is that... - I did not like your movie. 1219 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:03,886 Show's over. 1220 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,493 You're taking the revenge of a saddened heart by breaking it... 1221 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:10,890 Don't do anything due to which I will not be able to love you again. 1222 01:06:11,108 --> 01:06:13,546 What are you bothered about? You fell in love again. 1223 01:06:16,561 --> 01:06:20,926 This is not right. Your innocence is a C-H-E-A-T. 1224 01:06:22,441 --> 01:06:25,126 You know, everyone calls my profession fake... 1225 01:06:25,650 --> 01:06:29,063 Makeup, nail paint, hairstyle... people find it fake. 1226 01:06:29,566 --> 01:06:32,543 But I only loved my beauty parlour. 1227 01:06:33,983 --> 01:06:36,307 I did not know that your love would be more fake than that. 1228 01:06:39,316 --> 01:06:40,201 Please leave from here. 1229 01:06:41,197 --> 01:06:44,793 Henceforth to calm down someone's frustration, I will not sacrifice myself. 1230 01:06:45,194 --> 01:06:46,049 Go. 1231 01:06:49,868 --> 01:06:51,232 I did not understand you. 1232 01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:53,124 And how would I? 1233 01:06:54,106 --> 01:06:56,378 Sometimes a butterfly, sometimes a wing... 1234 01:06:57,293 --> 01:06:59,903 Sometimes a slave, sometimes a sword at the neck. 1235 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:03,826 What you will calm someone's frustration? 1236 01:07:04,426 --> 01:07:05,820 You can only give pain... 1237 01:07:07,170 --> 01:07:11,168 I'm fed up with my life and your traits. 1238 01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:13,951 What do you call it? 1239 01:07:15,961 --> 01:07:18,360 F-R-U-S-T-R-A-T-E-D. 1240 01:07:21,232 --> 01:07:22,081 Frustrated. 1241 01:07:33,359 --> 01:07:33,937 Hello. 1242 01:07:34,702 --> 01:07:35,422 Yes, Kapil. Tell me. 1243 01:07:35,827 --> 01:07:37,620 Wait. Sundar is on the other line. 1244 01:07:38,391 --> 01:07:39,667 I'm connecting the calls. 1245 01:07:43,357 --> 01:07:45,382 Hello, Sundar speaking. 1246 01:07:45,457 --> 01:07:47,580 Yeah, okay. What happened? Tell why did you'll call? 1247 01:07:48,254 --> 01:07:50,737 -Sundar tell. What happened in Nainital. 1248 01:07:51,569 --> 01:07:53,940 Looks like... 1249 01:07:54,284 --> 01:07:56,002 Hey explain in Hindi. In Hindi. 1250 01:07:56,279 --> 01:07:59,009 Kapil and me went to bash him. 1251 01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:02,309 But we came to know that he's already a slave. 1252 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:03,547 Means? 1253 01:08:03,832 --> 01:08:05,894 Means that Kapil and me, approached him in Nainital. 1254 01:08:06,771 --> 01:08:08,144 Rogue. 1255 01:08:08,865 --> 01:08:12,300 You made a married woman a pregnant woman, and now you're asking what did you do? 1256 01:08:12,404 --> 01:08:14,489 What poem are you saying? 1257 01:08:17,865 --> 01:08:19,004 You bastard. 1258 01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:20,804 We had gone to teach him a lesson... 1259 01:08:21,239 --> 01:08:23,602 But then we came to know that all the questions were out of syllabus. 1260 01:08:26,347 --> 01:08:28,260 Baby, why are these guys slapping you? 1261 01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,254 He was a blank paper. 1262 01:08:30,547 --> 01:08:33,149 Are you going stretch this like a chewing gum? 1263 01:08:33,524 --> 01:08:35,174 Come to the point. 1264 01:08:35,602 --> 01:08:39,719 He was never interested in Chitra. He was interested in Marudhar. 1265 01:08:39,847 --> 01:08:41,167 Naughty Manish. 1266 01:08:41,197 --> 01:08:43,507 He's a Homo. He has a boyfriend too. 1267 01:08:44,541 --> 01:08:46,791 This was the reason of his breakup with sister-in-law. 1268 01:08:47,143 --> 01:08:47,887 And bro... 1269 01:08:48,524 --> 01:08:52,447 He explained the full form of LGBT to Kapil and me, that too in English. 1270 01:08:53,069 --> 01:08:54,074 Everything is ruined. 1271 01:08:56,129 --> 01:08:56,879 I'm keeping. 1272 01:09:20,092 --> 01:09:22,889 Something is wrong. I can't make sense of anything. 1273 01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:26,272 You're pregnant. Manish is gay. 1274 01:09:26,924 --> 01:09:28,230 So from where did this child come? 1275 01:09:29,002 --> 01:09:29,744 I lied. 1276 01:09:31,867 --> 01:09:33,862 I heard the talks between you and dad. 1277 01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:40,364 And I knew that you would do anything for those conditions laid out. 1278 01:09:41,999 --> 01:09:44,625 But I couldn't see you tensed every day. 1279 01:09:46,117 --> 01:09:47,385 So I thought... 1280 01:09:48,315 --> 01:09:51,945 that by lying, the sword over your head would vanish 1281 01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:56,152 or something would happen or we would give some excuse. 1282 01:09:58,237 --> 01:09:58,956 I was wrong. 1283 01:10:00,014 --> 01:10:03,750 Henceforth to calm down someone's frustration, I will not sacrifice myself. 1284 01:10:04,491 --> 01:10:05,399 Please forgive me. 1285 01:10:07,297 --> 01:10:08,609 I committed a huge mistake. 1286 01:10:10,035 --> 01:10:12,352 Till date I have never been near a girl. 1287 01:10:13,522 --> 01:10:15,667 I wish all these mistakes were committed in my youth. 1288 01:10:18,854 --> 01:10:24,477 You know, the reason why I married you and why you got upset with me are same. 1289 01:10:24,974 --> 01:10:27,937 - What? - Your innocence. 1290 01:10:29,212 --> 01:10:32,100 That's why you will never be a successful businessman or politician. 1291 01:10:32,774 --> 01:10:33,637 You don't have that in you. 1292 01:10:36,067 --> 01:10:38,542 I felt that you're a true partner. 1293 01:10:39,404 --> 01:10:41,017 That your innocence is enough. 1294 01:10:42,854 --> 01:10:43,522 I was wrong. 1295 01:10:45,322 --> 01:10:48,465 Due to this innocence I was sitting with a packed suitcase. 1296 01:10:51,209 --> 01:10:54,014 So come. Let's go back. 1297 01:10:55,244 --> 01:10:57,945 I apologized. Now everything's fine. 1298 01:10:58,312 --> 01:10:59,894 Nothing's fine, Marudhar. 1299 01:11:02,707 --> 01:11:05,047 Are you really so blind? 1300 01:11:06,524 --> 01:11:11,008 Is Marudhar Pandey so innocent, that he has to beg for money from his father. 1301 01:11:12,254 --> 01:11:15,910 To fulfil his father's condition he was ready to have a child? 1302 01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:19,222 Did you ever ask yourself whether you want a child or no? 1303 01:11:21,141 --> 01:11:22,282 Forget about the wife. 1304 01:11:23,984 --> 01:11:26,572 Nothing's fine and by me returning it still will not. 1305 01:11:30,022 --> 01:11:32,647 Your problem is not with me, it's with your own self. 1306 01:11:36,802 --> 01:11:37,559 I felt... 1307 01:11:38,940 --> 01:11:40,672 for few years I will enjoy my marriage. 1308 01:11:42,675 --> 01:11:44,782 Just happy married life. 1309 01:11:46,746 --> 01:11:47,916 Parlour will open later. 1310 01:11:50,444 --> 01:11:51,449 I learnt now. 1311 01:11:52,807 --> 01:11:54,029 That love was perfect. 1312 01:11:58,476 --> 01:12:01,244 Compromise Express turned out to be more worse than Marudhar Express. 1313 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:09,119 Marudhar Pandey. 1314 01:12:10,162 --> 01:12:11,107 True partner. 1315 01:12:13,072 --> 01:12:16,260 Not a successful businessman, not a politician. True partner. 1316 01:12:18,037 --> 01:12:20,826 Wanted to father a child... 1317 01:12:21,877 --> 01:12:24,689 that child, which is a condition for a father... 1318 01:12:24,713 --> 01:12:26,924 A joke for a wife and for Marudhar currently impossible. 1319 01:12:28,807 --> 01:12:29,594 Marudhar. 1320 01:12:33,180 --> 01:12:36,077 You want to see an hero in me. 1321 01:12:37,777 --> 01:12:39,922 Whom I myself have not seen in the mirror. 1322 01:12:42,802 --> 01:12:43,484 I'm leaving. 1323 01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:48,644 I will understand if you can't wait for me. 1324 01:12:50,835 --> 01:12:52,402 Today's Marudhar is worth that much only. 1325 01:12:54,854 --> 01:12:55,394 Bye. 1326 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:05,362 "You left me." 1327 01:13:06,367 --> 01:13:09,382 "Without saying anything." 1328 01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:17,631 "The ground beneath my feet has slipped." 1329 01:13:26,368 --> 01:13:28,956 "You left me." 1330 01:13:29,774 --> 01:13:32,819 "Without saying anything." 1331 01:13:34,190 --> 01:13:41,136 "The ground beneath my feet has slipped." 1332 01:13:41,407 --> 01:13:45,418 "Even my breathings are saying." 1333 01:13:45,457 --> 01:13:48,545 "She will not return to me." 1334 01:13:49,214 --> 01:13:53,015 "Maybe without you" 1335 01:13:53,270 --> 01:13:57,606 "I won’t be able to live." 1336 01:13:58,297 --> 01:14:05,414 "Without you... without you my love." 1337 01:14:06,164 --> 01:14:14,392 "Without you... without you my love." 1338 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:20,392 I felt that you're a true partner. That your innocence is enough. 1339 01:14:21,247 --> 01:14:22,004 I was wrong. 1340 01:14:32,586 --> 01:14:39,345 "My heart is searching for you everywhere." 1341 01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:47,532 "I don’t know why I can’t find you." 1342 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:55,141 "The world is still as it was before." 1343 01:14:56,167 --> 01:15:02,673 "Just the fragrance (of love) is not present anymore." 1344 01:15:03,494 --> 01:15:10,836 "Even my eyes are tired, There’s no tear drops left." 1345 01:15:11,085 --> 01:15:19,286 "Perhaps without you, I won’t be able to live." 1346 01:15:20,392 --> 01:15:27,360 "Without you.... without you my love." 1347 01:15:28,163 --> 01:15:35,685 "Without you.... without you my love." 1348 01:15:54,572 --> 01:16:01,577 "There is distance between hearts." 1349 01:16:02,509 --> 01:16:09,144 "But the memories haven’t faded." 1350 01:16:10,303 --> 01:16:16,905 "Dreams of you are walking towards me." 1351 01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:24,752 "But it’s the sleep, which is reluctant to come." 1352 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:32,839 "The heartbeats might stop suddenly." 1353 01:16:33,343 --> 01:16:35,983 What are you bothered about? You fell in love again. 1354 01:16:37,775 --> 01:16:45,995 "Perhaps without you, I won’t be able to live." 1355 01:16:46,939 --> 01:16:53,967 "Without you.... without you my love." 1356 01:16:54,718 --> 01:17:02,930 "Without you.... without you my love." 1357 01:17:13,010 --> 01:17:15,785 - One plate Chicken Lollypop. - Okay. Anything else? 1358 01:17:18,117 --> 01:17:20,202 Hey this is not cold drink. 1359 01:17:21,012 --> 01:17:25,010 - Its alcohol. Alcohol. Take it easy. Bar is open till 1:00 -Alcohol. 1360 01:17:25,446 --> 01:17:30,740 And this is hard drink not soft drink. 1361 01:17:31,723 --> 01:17:34,310 I tore the ticket... 1362 01:17:34,963 --> 01:17:36,110 Gave a push too... 1363 01:17:36,410 --> 01:17:38,029 You pushing woman power. 1364 01:17:38,053 --> 01:17:41,592 So what happened? You're married. You pushed. It happens. 1365 01:17:41,616 --> 01:17:46,105 This happens only with Marudhar. This Marudhar was born by a push. 1366 01:17:48,207 --> 01:17:50,218 Change the topic. 1367 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:53,548 He start the topic, but he won't tell it.\ Change the topic. 1368 01:17:54,081 --> 01:17:58,122 Jawaharlal Nehru was the first Prime Minister of India. 1369 01:17:58,146 --> 01:17:59,150 Now who's that? 1370 01:17:59,532 --> 01:18:01,116 My name is Marudhar. 1371 01:18:02,382 --> 01:18:04,674 My name is Marudhar, because I was born in the Marudhar Express. 1372 01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:06,088 That Marudhar Express, Kanpur-Lucknow. 1373 01:18:06,793 --> 01:18:08,938 Yes, we were returning from Uncle's place. 1374 01:18:09,515 --> 01:18:12,207 Mom started feeling the contractions at Kusumbhi. 1375 01:18:13,446 --> 01:18:16,723 Someone pulled the chain before reaching Unnao. 1376 01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:19,775 Train stopped with a jerk and I was out with a push. 1377 01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:23,712 Very swift bro, very swift. 1378 01:18:23,736 --> 01:18:24,672 Not just that... 1379 01:18:25,287 --> 01:18:28,947 When I was kid, my father used to call me S2 with love. 1380 01:18:30,021 --> 01:18:31,761 I was born in that coach. 1381 01:18:32,450 --> 01:18:33,726 Berth Number? 1382 01:18:33,808 --> 01:18:34,371 Hey. 1383 01:18:35,022 --> 01:18:36,687 You look here. 1384 01:18:36,928 --> 01:18:39,118 You work in the Electricity Department. 1385 01:18:40,092 --> 01:18:41,548 You were born in the Railway Department. 1386 01:18:41,983 --> 01:18:45,590 You should be the Brand Ambassador of UP Government. 1387 01:18:45,801 --> 01:18:46,910 Dude, you do one thing. 1388 01:18:47,645 --> 01:18:49,130 Go to the Water Department... 1389 01:18:49,513 --> 01:18:51,927 Take a little water and drown in that. 1390 01:18:55,332 --> 01:18:57,223 Bloody scoundrel. 1391 01:18:59,713 --> 01:19:00,868 Forget it. 1392 01:19:01,047 --> 01:19:03,756 Hey not now. Its closed. Go tomorrow morning. 1393 01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:07,641 - The Water Department will be closed. - He's going to open it. 1394 01:19:12,441 --> 01:19:14,308 - Hello. - Hello Chitra. 1395 01:19:15,132 --> 01:19:16,549 I'm getting late for bed. 1396 01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:18,709 Tell quickly. 1397 01:19:19,123 --> 01:19:21,013 I committed a huge mistake. 1398 01:19:22,423 --> 01:19:24,778 - I'm hanging up. - No. One minute. One minute. 1399 01:19:27,103 --> 01:19:29,202 I love you very much. 1400 01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:32,293 I shouldn't have broken your heart. 1401 01:19:34,197 --> 01:19:38,037 Unknowingly you hurt me and I should knowingly forgive you. 1402 01:19:39,396 --> 01:19:40,745 What love is this? 1403 01:19:41,601 --> 01:19:42,756 You will never understand. 1404 01:19:43,543 --> 01:19:45,890 Because Kanpur is Kanpur and Lucknow is Lucknow. 1405 01:19:45,913 --> 01:19:47,286 No. Please listen. 1406 01:19:48,396 --> 01:19:50,750 I will never be able to live with myself 1407 01:19:51,733 --> 01:19:53,721 knowing that I broke your heart for no reason. 1408 01:19:54,298 --> 01:19:56,023 The heart is broken, Marudhar. 1409 01:19:56,592 --> 01:19:58,429 If you were cruel enough to break my heart. 1410 01:19:58,618 --> 01:20:00,748 Now find the skill to join it back. 1411 01:20:09,861 --> 01:20:12,299 "You are the charm in the city of my heart." 1412 01:20:12,345 --> 01:20:16,880 "Without you my lover everything's empty." 1413 01:20:19,188 --> 01:20:21,598 "You should tell me how can" 1414 01:20:21,637 --> 01:20:25,550 "I spend the nights alone oh my lover?" 1415 01:20:25,590 --> 01:20:30,228 "Oh my lover, listen to." 1416 01:20:30,272 --> 01:20:34,427 "The thing I want to say to you for so long." 1417 01:20:34,885 --> 01:20:39,513 "Oh beloved, is the witness" 1418 01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:44,073 "I would not forget you for a split second." 1419 01:20:44,238 --> 01:20:46,679 "Oh lover reading your teachings of faith." 1420 01:20:46,718 --> 01:20:48,870 "Walking towards you." 1421 01:20:49,165 --> 01:20:51,345 "Fighting against God for you." 1422 01:20:51,384 --> 01:20:53,618 "Oh lover my life and death." 1423 01:20:53,666 --> 01:20:57,363 "All are caused by your order." 1424 01:20:57,731 --> 01:21:03,535 "All depends on your will." 1425 01:21:13,061 --> 01:21:15,146 "In the moonlit night,." 1426 01:21:15,497 --> 01:21:17,615 "In your romantic thoughts." 1427 01:21:17,741 --> 01:21:21,888 "My heart immerse itself." 1428 01:21:22,376 --> 01:21:26,718 "Heart melts like wax, It neither soothes nor burns the flame (heart)" 1429 01:21:27,033 --> 01:21:30,751 "Come and see oh my lover." 1430 01:21:30,790 --> 01:21:35,357 "Oh my lover, listen to." 1431 01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:39,579 "The thing I want to say to you for so long." 1432 01:21:40,045 --> 01:21:44,741 "Oh beloved, is the witness" 1433 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:49,114 "I would not forget you for a split second." 1434 01:22:00,526 --> 01:22:01,246 Excuse me. 1435 01:22:01,718 --> 01:22:03,001 Wow. Come. 1436 01:22:03,368 --> 01:22:04,072 Will you have something? 1437 01:22:04,629 --> 01:22:05,468 No. Thank you. 1438 01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:06,638 Aunty is not come. 1439 01:22:07,254 --> 01:22:09,084 She must be roaming in the market. 1440 01:22:09,503 --> 01:22:11,970 And must be making my pockets lighter. 1441 01:22:13,163 --> 01:22:13,808 By the way... 1442 01:22:14,176 --> 01:22:15,931 your wife also cannot be seen around. 1443 01:22:16,764 --> 01:22:18,286 Yeah she is... 1444 01:22:18,391 --> 01:22:20,393 Yes understood. 1445 01:22:20,672 --> 01:22:21,947 Between you and me... 1446 01:22:22,164 --> 01:22:23,507 you know what's the common thing? 1447 01:22:23,837 --> 01:22:25,051 You? 1448 01:22:25,749 --> 01:22:26,937 - Yes. Common thing. - Me? What? 1449 01:22:27,054 --> 01:22:28,059 No? 1450 01:22:28,404 --> 01:22:29,259 I'll tell you. 1451 01:22:30,729 --> 01:22:32,244 When I was of your age... 1452 01:22:33,061 --> 01:22:35,581 That time I used to think I was a loser. 1453 01:22:35,895 --> 01:22:36,165 Okay. 1454 01:22:36,189 --> 01:22:37,179 Worthless. 1455 01:22:37,576 --> 01:22:38,476 - Really? - Yes. 1456 01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:40,037 - What are you saying? - Really. 1457 01:22:40,291 --> 01:22:43,232 Yes. That way I'm an IIM student. 1458 01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:46,387 After passing out, I opened a huge business. 1459 01:22:46,877 --> 01:22:48,856 Then there's nothing common between us. 1460 01:22:48,894 --> 01:22:50,836 At least listen to what I have to say. 1461 01:22:51,084 --> 01:22:53,064 Ms. Neeta... I mean, my wife. 1462 01:22:53,552 --> 01:22:55,261 She keeps nagging me. 1463 01:22:55,592 --> 01:22:59,258 Because she feels that I'm not attentive towards her. 1464 01:22:59,499 --> 01:23:02,694 I don't care for her. I keep to myself. 1465 01:23:02,829 --> 01:23:05,484 - But... - But the thing is... 1466 01:23:05,672 --> 01:23:08,019 that girls are very proud. 1467 01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:12,286 You have to beg. Yes after that they listen, but that's not the point. 1468 01:23:13,051 --> 01:23:15,917 For two years after marriage, only two years... 1469 01:23:16,006 --> 01:23:17,461 we have to do all this... 1470 01:23:17,597 --> 01:23:20,169 We have to work so hard. And after two years... 1471 01:23:20,558 --> 01:23:22,944 Keep them away for two hours, 1472 01:23:23,341 --> 01:23:24,624 they'll come to you automatically. 1473 01:23:25,352 --> 01:23:28,389 And if everyone's story is not like yours, then? 1474 01:23:28,441 --> 01:23:29,941 Then? 1475 01:23:30,474 --> 01:23:32,364 Then think that it's not a love story. 1476 01:23:33,654 --> 01:23:36,309 - How well do you know me? - Absolutely nil. 1477 01:23:37,418 --> 01:23:38,678 But, there's one thing, 1478 01:23:38,895 --> 01:23:40,815 that I know myself very well. 1479 01:23:43,171 --> 01:23:43,734 Yes. 1480 01:23:44,064 --> 01:23:45,474 When I look at you, 1481 01:23:45,707 --> 01:23:47,769 I feel as if, 1482 01:23:48,241 --> 01:23:49,313 I'm looking in the mirror. 1483 01:23:50,514 --> 01:23:51,091 Hmmm. 1484 01:23:51,901 --> 01:23:53,401 Comb your hair. 1485 01:23:53,686 --> 01:23:54,444 What? 1486 01:23:54,841 --> 01:23:55,749 Comb your hair a bit. 1487 01:23:56,221 --> 01:23:56,627 What? 1488 01:23:56,694 --> 01:23:58,658 Yes, come your hair. 1489 01:23:59,940 --> 01:24:02,791 Whatever you were saying, how much of that is true? 1490 01:24:03,099 --> 01:24:04,651 Everything. 1491 01:24:05,521 --> 01:24:06,564 Except one thing. 1492 01:24:07,104 --> 01:24:08,754 I'm not an IIM student. 1493 01:24:10,291 --> 01:24:13,284 I'm a tailor's son from Lucknow. 1494 01:24:13,486 --> 01:24:14,851 And I have a small... 1495 01:24:15,263 --> 01:24:16,538 clothes shop. 1496 01:24:16,845 --> 01:24:18,421 Then why did you lie? 1497 01:24:20,649 --> 01:24:22,441 If I wouldn't have told a lie... 1498 01:24:22,854 --> 01:24:23,754 then, tell the truth... 1499 01:24:24,571 --> 01:24:25,966 would you have listened to me? 1500 01:24:26,432 --> 01:24:27,684 Would you listen to my talks? 1501 01:24:28,156 --> 01:24:29,175 No, right? 1502 01:24:29,349 --> 01:24:30,084 I apologize. 1503 01:24:30,489 --> 01:24:32,581 I told one more lie. 1504 01:24:33,255 --> 01:24:35,438 Neither has Neeta gone to the market, 1505 01:24:35,664 --> 01:24:37,141 nor is she making my pockets light. 1506 01:24:37,374 --> 01:24:40,246 She's upset with me, so she's gone somewhere. 1507 01:24:40,493 --> 01:24:41,888 It's going to be two hours. 1508 01:24:42,226 --> 01:24:43,163 Yes... 1509 01:24:43,374 --> 01:24:44,460 She can return anytime. 1510 01:24:44,611 --> 01:24:45,024 There. 1511 01:24:47,147 --> 01:24:49,636 Where's yours? 1512 01:24:49,718 --> 01:24:51,317 Hey, what you're doing? 1513 01:24:51,684 --> 01:24:53,371 Started questioning him... 1514 01:24:53,558 --> 01:24:55,530 Why are you harassing him? 1515 01:24:56,918 --> 01:24:58,179 Will you sit here only or 1516 01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:00,609 will you come along with me to the market? 1517 01:25:00,633 --> 01:25:01,846 My dear, definitely. 1518 01:25:01,891 --> 01:25:04,779 - So come on. - Where can I go without you? 1519 01:25:06,180 --> 01:25:06,998 Fight. 1520 01:25:08,004 --> 01:25:08,889 Come. 1521 01:25:10,059 --> 01:25:11,364 What are we going to see? 1522 01:25:11,724 --> 01:25:12,736 You come. 1523 01:25:13,043 --> 01:25:13,883 Have you buy something. 1524 01:25:28,561 --> 01:25:30,204 Hey, pay the bill. 1525 01:25:30,811 --> 01:25:31,254 What? 1526 01:25:31,974 --> 01:25:32,544 How much? 1527 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,770 Rs. 150 and give change. 1528 01:25:34,944 --> 01:25:37,029 I don't have change. Take this 500. 1529 01:25:37,111 --> 01:25:38,026 Make change. 1530 01:25:38,094 --> 01:25:39,872 Okay, tell me. Who is that uncle? 1531 01:25:40,569 --> 01:25:43,081 A very old love story. Not your cup of tea. 1532 01:25:44,904 --> 01:25:46,434 And give change of 150. 1533 01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:48,609 What 'Not your cup of tea'? 1534 01:25:48,654 --> 01:25:49,433 What 'Not your cup of tea'? 1535 01:25:49,473 --> 01:25:51,172 From I childhood, people have been telling me this. 1536 01:25:51,211 --> 01:25:54,204 'Not your cup of tea'... Hold this 500! Get change. 1537 01:25:54,757 --> 01:25:55,733 - I... - Go! 1538 01:25:56,085 --> 01:25:56,708 Go! 1539 01:25:57,181 --> 01:25:57,758 Go! 1540 01:25:59,026 --> 01:25:59,618 Go! 1541 01:26:01,006 --> 01:26:01,636 Won't be able to, right? 1542 01:26:02,281 --> 01:26:03,233 Now I will prove that I can. 1543 01:26:03,908 --> 01:26:05,139 Now I understood. 1544 01:26:05,746 --> 01:26:08,161 Now I'm not going to be called a fool. 1545 01:26:08,940 --> 01:26:10,755 Change of 150... 1546 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:19,426 Nothing will happen if you act like a hero in front of the old man. 1547 01:26:19,539 --> 01:26:20,588 You won't be called a champion. 1548 01:26:20,964 --> 01:26:22,628 Tell us what are you going to do? 1549 01:26:22,906 --> 01:26:25,283 Yes bro, give us the low-down bro. 1550 01:26:25,576 --> 01:26:26,266 See... 1551 01:26:27,556 --> 01:26:29,108 I'm still the same as before... 1552 01:26:29,499 --> 01:26:31,419 And the situation is the same too. 1553 01:26:32,049 --> 01:26:33,587 Its just that my wisdom tooth has sprouted. 1554 01:26:33,626 --> 01:26:35,064 You mean wisdom teeth? 1555 01:26:35,536 --> 01:26:36,924 The thing is that... 1556 01:26:37,111 --> 01:26:39,331 before life writes my story... 1557 01:26:39,586 --> 01:26:40,748 it will ask me first. 1558 01:26:41,476 --> 01:26:42,174 And this time... 1559 01:26:43,216 --> 01:26:44,228 I will not plead... 1560 01:26:44,889 --> 01:26:45,743 I will command. 1561 01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:47,760 He means, "By the grace of mother." 1562 01:26:48,766 --> 01:26:50,521 Are you playing 'Clues'? 1563 01:26:50,716 --> 01:26:52,193 Tell us clearly what you mean? 1564 01:26:52,563 --> 01:26:53,058 See. 1565 01:26:53,379 --> 01:26:55,734 There are three things that make me special. 1566 01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:56,875 Please elaborate. 1567 01:26:57,273 --> 01:26:57,671 One... 1568 01:26:58,398 --> 01:27:00,393 I'm respected in Kanpur. 1569 01:27:00,438 --> 01:27:00,932 Two... 1570 01:27:01,488 --> 01:27:03,288 My remorseless father. 1571 01:27:03,565 --> 01:27:04,271 And third... 1572 01:27:04,577 --> 01:27:07,060 My beautiful wife, for whom I'm going to do all this. 1573 01:27:08,433 --> 01:27:11,291 What do you want to do? Tell us that. 1574 01:27:11,815 --> 01:27:13,713 This time there won't be Birbal's. 1575 01:27:14,469 --> 01:27:16,074 This time Salim is going to plan... 1576 01:27:17,066 --> 01:27:18,760 And Anarkali also will be Salim's. 1577 01:27:20,088 --> 01:27:21,423 Goodbye friends. 1578 01:27:21,873 --> 01:27:25,128 He spoke about himself and went. I can't understand why he came... 1579 01:27:25,292 --> 01:27:27,617 Looks like some stuff is going to go down, bro. 1580 01:27:27,813 --> 01:27:29,418 - What? - You understand? You feel me? 1581 01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,358 I don't want to feel you. You think I'm mad? 1582 01:27:32,382 --> 01:27:33,064 Do it bro... 1583 01:27:33,251 --> 01:27:34,293 Hey! Get lost! 1584 01:27:34,368 --> 01:27:35,666 Hey, listen... 1585 01:27:41,958 --> 01:27:42,603 Good thing... 1586 01:27:43,346 --> 01:27:43,871 Kishan. 1587 01:27:44,291 --> 01:27:45,386 Kishan. 1588 01:27:45,468 --> 01:27:45,955 Kishan. 1589 01:27:47,298 --> 01:27:48,633 Heroines of past... 1590 01:27:48,843 --> 01:27:51,581 Uncle was saying you're a bit tensed nowadays. 1591 01:27:51,941 --> 01:27:52,938 Should I get buttermilk? 1592 01:27:53,388 --> 01:27:55,563 You don't get tired doing two jobs? 1593 01:27:56,231 --> 01:27:59,231 I'm not employee of the Government of you father's. 1594 01:28:00,408 --> 01:28:01,900 I'm the employee of this.... 1595 01:28:02,411 --> 01:28:02,936 Okay, listen... 1596 01:28:03,693 --> 01:28:04,878 Is the party waiting today? 1597 01:28:05,665 --> 01:28:06,895 Yes, sir. But... 1598 01:28:07,090 --> 01:28:07,683 Call them. 1599 01:28:07,991 --> 01:28:09,543 - Meet me outside. - I'll call them. 1600 01:28:09,767 --> 01:28:10,914 - Listen! - Yes. 1601 01:28:11,260 --> 01:28:13,585 - Call them here. - Here? 1602 01:28:14,005 --> 01:28:14,898 In the afternoon?! 1603 01:28:14,972 --> 01:28:16,990 - In the office?! - You get them... 1604 01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:30,704 What sir? 1605 01:28:31,536 --> 01:28:34,356 You made us wait for so many days... 1606 01:28:34,415 --> 01:28:36,890 What to do? Even I was waiting when I will get brains. 1607 01:28:37,438 --> 01:28:39,584 Anyways let it go... Tell me where is the thing stuck? 1608 01:28:39,608 --> 01:28:40,829 Sir these are the papers. 1609 01:28:41,143 --> 01:28:43,707 Your boss has kept it on hold for the past four months. 1610 01:28:44,044 --> 01:28:45,986 Alright, think that you job is done. 1611 01:28:46,054 --> 01:28:47,868 Tell me this, what have you got for me? 1612 01:28:48,507 --> 01:28:49,099 Hey... 1613 01:28:49,556 --> 01:28:51,694 You were telling me that sir is as straight as an arrow. 1614 01:28:52,024 --> 01:28:54,529 Bro, I thought that I would be slapped. 1615 01:28:55,017 --> 01:28:57,132 He is a very resolved person. 1616 01:28:59,689 --> 01:29:00,349 Listen. 1617 01:29:00,663 --> 01:29:00,964 Yes. 1618 01:29:01,908 --> 01:29:02,636 By the way... 1619 01:29:02,883 --> 01:29:04,151 What papers are these? 1620 01:29:04,338 --> 01:29:06,182 Papers are for our benefit. 1621 01:29:07,076 --> 01:29:08,074 And nothing else. 1622 01:29:09,379 --> 01:29:09,784 Sir... 1623 01:29:10,354 --> 01:29:13,542 He uses his father's electricity. 1624 01:29:13,782 --> 01:29:14,449 He earns... 1625 01:29:14,689 --> 01:29:15,866 and father pays the bills. 1626 01:29:16,069 --> 01:29:17,373 Bills come in lakhs... 1627 01:29:17,884 --> 01:29:19,181 - Listen. - Yes. 1628 01:29:24,147 --> 01:29:25,908 This to give me a grand idea. 1629 01:29:27,274 --> 01:29:28,572 No need sir. 1630 01:29:29,809 --> 01:29:32,899 And this is for you stupid behaviour towards your father. 1631 01:29:34,939 --> 01:29:36,627 Anyways you came with the intention of getting slapped. 1632 01:29:38,261 --> 01:29:41,036 I'm leaving for some important job. Give this to Mr. Kidwai. 1633 01:29:41,081 --> 01:29:42,027 He'll get the job done. 1634 01:29:43,713 --> 01:29:44,560 Someone should earn... 1635 01:29:47,697 --> 01:29:48,679 What is this? 1636 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:50,996 I came to join hands. 1637 01:29:51,416 --> 01:29:53,013 And I got slapped. 1638 01:29:53,172 --> 01:29:55,249 You forget it. Sir is weird. 1639 01:29:55,429 --> 01:29:58,339 Come I'll introduce you to Mr. Kidwai, even I want to leave early. 1640 01:29:58,379 --> 01:29:58,797 Okay. 1641 01:30:02,937 --> 01:30:04,639 - Yes, this is the number. - This. 1642 01:30:08,591 --> 01:30:09,214 You're come. 1643 01:30:09,964 --> 01:30:11,561 When you're getting daughter-in-law? 1644 01:30:11,861 --> 01:30:13,234 Or should I assume that you're divorced. 1645 01:30:14,216 --> 01:30:16,586 See, if the birth of my grandson... 1646 01:30:16,669 --> 01:30:17,787 is not in Kanpur... 1647 01:30:18,221 --> 01:30:19,519 then I will not fulfil the promise. 1648 01:30:20,351 --> 01:30:23,381 And don't be under the impression that I will give you another chance... 1649 01:30:23,494 --> 01:30:25,766 - A promise is a promise. - We'll see about the promise later... 1650 01:30:25,916 --> 01:30:27,462 First let me have a word with you. 1651 01:30:27,537 --> 01:30:28,534 What... 1652 01:30:28,939 --> 01:30:31,467 I'm hearing this tone for the first time. 1653 01:30:31,969 --> 01:30:33,783 - I want 10 lakhs from you. - 10 lakhs! 1654 01:30:34,009 --> 01:30:35,231 Have you gone mad? 1655 01:30:35,688 --> 01:30:39,468 What you think I don't know that you have 55 lakhs rotting in your account? 1656 01:30:40,286 --> 01:30:42,799 And for so many years you were purposely playing with my feelings. 1657 01:30:43,024 --> 01:30:43,369 Tell me. 1658 01:30:43,692 --> 01:30:46,166 How did you come to know? 1659 01:30:46,384 --> 01:30:48,566 I did not purposely play with your feelings. 1660 01:30:48,671 --> 01:30:50,636 I played to bring you to your senses. 1661 01:30:50,772 --> 01:30:53,337 - If you don't believe, go and ask your mother. - What? 1662 01:30:54,326 --> 01:30:55,114 Nothing. 1663 01:30:55,654 --> 01:30:56,599 Tell me. What were you saying? 1664 01:30:56,643 --> 01:30:59,328 First, your account passbook... 1665 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:01,609 was stuck to your favourite CD. 1666 01:31:02,284 --> 01:31:04,001 - What are you standing here for? Go inside. - Okay. 1667 01:31:04,092 --> 01:31:07,234 And even though I was disgusted, I went through it. 1668 01:31:07,737 --> 01:31:09,919 Second, your devotion was successful, 1669 01:31:11,321 --> 01:31:12,739 I've come to my senses. 1670 01:31:12,867 --> 01:31:15,183 Now you'll give me Rs. 10 lakhs and you'll give today itself. 1671 01:31:15,814 --> 01:31:18,724 This is like, the farmer tells the landlord. 1672 01:31:18,761 --> 01:31:22,166 Sir, from today you will till the land and I will count the money. 1673 01:31:22,788 --> 01:31:28,045 Decision is yours, or else you alone will till the land and count the money too. 1674 01:31:28,090 --> 01:31:29,259 Under the shade of the Peepal tree. 1675 01:31:29,656 --> 01:31:31,329 - And if I don't give you the money? - Then... 1676 01:31:31,778 --> 01:31:32,498 Then... 1677 01:31:35,566 --> 01:31:36,976 I've got a job in Delhi. 1678 01:31:37,771 --> 01:31:42,504 So you say bye to your son and daughter-in-law and future grandchildren. 1679 01:31:42,992 --> 01:31:44,491 And the Rs. 10 lakhs... 1680 01:31:44,709 --> 01:31:46,787 donate it to the next door theatre. 1681 01:31:47,544 --> 01:31:49,141 Then rental grandchildren... 1682 01:31:49,307 --> 01:31:51,797 can keep calling you Grandpa every day. 1683 01:31:54,167 --> 01:31:55,690 You gave you a job? 1684 01:31:55,989 --> 01:31:57,804 Dad, not only the smart get a job. 1685 01:31:57,878 --> 01:32:00,196 People like me also can fend for themselves. 1686 01:32:00,976 --> 01:32:02,221 So which direction would you want to go? 1687 01:32:03,024 --> 01:32:06,864 Take you entire life savings and go, or by giving Rs. 10 lakhs... 1688 01:32:07,576 --> 01:32:08,717 you will want to be called Grandpa? 1689 01:32:26,034 --> 01:32:27,564 I had never thought this. 1690 01:32:28,164 --> 01:32:29,820 And that too it would happen so soon. 1691 01:32:31,809 --> 01:32:32,236 Listen. 1692 01:32:33,608 --> 01:32:35,422 Did you have a word with your son? 1693 01:32:38,079 --> 01:32:38,890 How will you talk? 1694 01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:40,936 You only talk to me. 1695 01:32:43,239 --> 01:32:45,002 Your son has taken 10 lakhs. 1696 01:32:45,324 --> 01:32:46,667 Over and above that he cussed me. 1697 01:32:49,882 --> 01:32:51,306 You didn't feel bad for me? 1698 01:32:53,527 --> 01:32:55,252 Mr. Ashok... 1699 01:32:55,567 --> 01:32:57,419 you fool our own self. 1700 01:32:58,311 --> 01:33:00,479 Mother and son are hand in glove. 1701 01:33:01,777 --> 01:33:03,276 Anyways it is a happy moment. 1702 01:33:04,154 --> 01:33:07,574 Today, I will have a nice drink. A large peg. 1703 01:33:07,777 --> 01:33:08,227 Huge. 1704 01:33:26,666 --> 01:33:28,773 Did you write the wrong movie name? 1705 01:33:29,207 --> 01:33:30,894 Do you know it's a romantic movie? 1706 01:33:34,893 --> 01:33:35,928 Wow. 1707 01:33:36,919 --> 01:33:38,959 I don't dream old dreams. 1708 01:33:39,341 --> 01:33:40,736 It's a waste of time. 1709 01:33:50,268 --> 01:33:51,048 Really? 1710 01:33:52,368 --> 01:33:54,243 How do I believe that it's really you? 1711 01:33:54,536 --> 01:33:56,074 Did your phone get robbed? 1712 01:34:40,271 --> 01:34:41,861 We were in... 1713 01:34:43,172 --> 01:34:44,124 Good. 1714 01:34:44,816 --> 01:34:45,745 Now that I have come. 1715 01:34:50,568 --> 01:34:51,205 How are you? 1716 01:34:52,136 --> 01:34:52,908 Like Chitra. 1717 01:34:59,823 --> 01:35:01,938 I guess you like Shahrukh Khan a lot. 1718 01:35:02,876 --> 01:35:04,008 I'm acting. 1719 01:35:09,536 --> 01:35:10,901 Does this seat have bugs? 1720 01:35:16,555 --> 01:35:19,225 Are you making a joke, by getting a fake tattoo of 'Maru'? 1721 01:35:20,291 --> 01:35:22,338 Yes, everything about me is fake. 1722 01:35:22,466 --> 01:35:25,885 - My tattoo's a fake, my job is fake, everything is fake. - Yes it is. 1723 01:35:26,036 --> 01:35:28,045 How dare you call me fake? 1724 01:35:28,331 --> 01:35:30,550 I was just agreeing with you. 1725 01:35:30,723 --> 01:35:32,418 And what else have I done from childhood till now? 1726 01:35:33,548 --> 01:35:34,488 That's the problem. 1727 01:35:34,743 --> 01:35:35,996 You are still a child. 1728 01:35:36,581 --> 01:35:38,005 And you did a child marriage. 1729 01:35:38,276 --> 01:35:41,351 At least like grown-ups I haven't hurt anyone. 1730 01:35:41,748 --> 01:35:43,893 There's no heart in Marudhar Express, there's an engine. 1731 01:35:44,125 --> 01:35:46,443 What do you know? 1732 01:35:46,638 --> 01:35:47,936 Girls like you don't travel by train. 1733 01:35:48,123 --> 01:35:50,058 Yes, I don't travel by train, 1734 01:35:50,133 --> 01:35:52,571 but I also don't doubt without a reason like you boys... 1735 01:35:52,623 --> 01:35:53,658 So what? 1736 01:35:53,816 --> 01:35:57,641 We Kanpur guys the more we doubt, we love double of that. 1737 01:35:57,715 --> 01:36:00,146 Unlike Lucknow. Which is a capital for no reason. 1738 01:36:00,625 --> 01:36:02,194 Showed you Kanpur mentality again. 1739 01:36:02,734 --> 01:36:06,116 - Don't have manners how to talk to a girl. - Hey please. 1740 01:36:07,684 --> 01:36:08,561 I'm sorry. 1741 01:36:10,308 --> 01:36:11,576 I don't know why in front of you... 1742 01:36:12,228 --> 01:36:13,638 I never talk like this. 1743 01:36:14,246 --> 01:36:15,236 Please have a seat. 1744 01:36:19,939 --> 01:36:22,346 That day I shouldn't have torn the ticket. 1745 01:36:22,436 --> 01:36:23,779 And I pushed you too... 1746 01:36:25,234 --> 01:36:28,548 I swear I have never glared at a cat. 1747 01:36:31,039 --> 01:36:31,646 Don't know... 1748 01:36:31,983 --> 01:36:33,221 what came into me? 1749 01:36:34,369 --> 01:36:36,619 I couldn't understand what's true and what's not. 1750 01:36:38,583 --> 01:36:41,329 I'll understand if you don't want to stay with me. 1751 01:36:42,026 --> 01:36:43,803 What is there to understand. I'm fit for that. 1752 01:36:45,222 --> 01:36:46,534 I will say this... 1753 01:36:47,014 --> 01:36:50,479 that when I was a kid, and if my father would have pinched my mother... 1754 01:36:50,974 --> 01:36:53,148 I personally would have gotten them divorced. 1755 01:36:53,785 --> 01:36:55,293 I don't like all this. 1756 01:36:57,559 --> 01:37:00,657 I'm telling the truth, till date I haven't cussed a squirrel too. 1757 01:37:01,428 --> 01:37:02,741 This an immortal sin. 1758 01:37:04,212 --> 01:37:05,711 - Enough! - In fact... 1759 01:37:06,439 --> 01:37:08,178 When you're apologizing to a girl, 1760 01:37:08,577 --> 01:37:10,714 you should never give animal references. 1761 01:37:11,014 --> 01:37:12,026 Cat, squirrel... 1762 01:37:12,334 --> 01:37:12,994 What is this? 1763 01:37:13,586 --> 01:37:14,006 Come on. 1764 01:37:15,851 --> 01:37:16,346 Come on. 1765 01:37:17,892 --> 01:37:18,326 Oh! 1766 01:37:20,875 --> 01:37:21,378 What is this? 1767 01:37:21,603 --> 01:37:25,008 It's a bill for what your guys did to Manish in Nainital. 1768 01:37:25,377 --> 01:37:28,497 - Pay it off, or else he will complain. - Complain? 1769 01:37:28,737 --> 01:37:30,739 But what he's doing, that too is illegal? 1770 01:37:31,232 --> 01:37:31,855 Really? 1771 01:37:32,337 --> 01:37:32,794 Come on. 1772 01:37:34,555 --> 01:37:35,065 Thanks. 1773 01:37:35,374 --> 01:37:35,786 Why? 1774 01:37:36,514 --> 01:37:38,419 I know why you did all this. 1775 01:37:38,899 --> 01:37:40,046 And to tell you the truth... 1776 01:37:40,354 --> 01:37:43,219 if you hadn't then I would have been the same old Marudhar. 1777 01:37:43,827 --> 01:37:44,719 Sleeper class... 1778 01:37:45,019 --> 01:37:46,347 Government worker. 1779 01:37:47,157 --> 01:37:48,619 Madam can't you see this is a Gent's toilet? 1780 01:37:48,643 --> 01:37:50,855 Can't you see that there's a conversation happening? 1781 01:37:50,892 --> 01:37:52,655 Take this. Have. 1782 01:37:53,321 --> 01:37:54,034 Amazing. 1783 01:37:55,903 --> 01:37:58,370 From when did you start to understand about love? 1784 01:37:58,640 --> 01:37:59,712 Did you take tuitions? 1785 01:38:00,410 --> 01:38:03,080 My love is not a cough and cold... 1786 01:38:03,170 --> 01:38:05,922 That gets cured in four days, it's a cancer. 1787 01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:07,468 Till death. 1788 01:38:09,380 --> 01:38:11,743 And what about the days that got wasted in fighting? 1789 01:38:11,818 --> 01:38:12,485 What waste? 1790 01:38:12,784 --> 01:38:14,690 It took time to create a new Marudhar. 1791 01:38:14,966 --> 01:38:17,561 - And if that night you would have made me understand... - How to make you understand? 1792 01:38:17,743 --> 01:38:19,887 You were so angry, that even I got upset. 1793 01:38:20,023 --> 01:38:21,590 In which language would I make you understand? 1794 01:38:21,695 --> 01:38:22,707 Whichever language... 1795 01:38:23,255 --> 01:38:25,325 'Amore' in French, 'Ulfat' in Urdu. 1796 01:38:25,572 --> 01:38:26,645 'Anpu' in Tamil, 1797 01:38:26,930 --> 01:38:29,277 - 'Khwam Rak' in Thai... - And you know what's it in English? 1798 01:38:30,005 --> 01:38:30,650 L-O-V-E. 1799 01:38:38,997 --> 01:38:40,932 Did you watch a lot of movies in two weeks? 1800 01:38:41,682 --> 01:38:43,602 A proposal of love in so many languages? 1801 01:38:44,133 --> 01:38:45,206 Like a movie hero... 1802 01:38:46,722 --> 01:38:48,583 Where is your T-I-C-K-E-T? 1803 01:38:49,355 --> 01:38:49,842 Oh... 1804 01:38:52,708 --> 01:38:54,103 The movie is going to start now. 1805 01:38:54,454 --> 01:38:57,289 When a Kanpur hero gets a Lucknow heroine. 1806 01:38:57,522 --> 01:38:59,675 And entire UP gets harassed. 1807 01:39:06,597 --> 01:39:08,690 Hey dude. What an act?! 1808 01:39:08,938 --> 01:39:10,880 You smacked the bitch out of them bro. 1809 01:39:11,112 --> 01:39:12,665 - You are the... - Enough. Wait! 1810 01:39:13,197 --> 01:39:15,545 What are you going to do about the Delhi job? 1811 01:39:15,569 --> 01:39:16,760 Which job? 1812 01:39:16,857 --> 01:39:19,947 Do you think I will leave Kanpur and go live in Delhi? 1813 01:39:20,066 --> 01:39:21,830 You rejected Delhi. 1814 01:39:22,355 --> 01:39:25,130 I had made the offer and I rejected the offer too. 1815 01:39:25,482 --> 01:39:27,560 But that letter. Where is the letter? 1816 01:39:27,875 --> 01:39:28,482 Appointment. 1817 01:39:29,344 --> 01:39:30,275 Appointment letter. 1818 01:39:30,852 --> 01:39:33,312 Bro this white like an English ass. 1819 01:39:36,612 --> 01:39:38,659 Didn't your father see an empty paper? 1820 01:39:38,683 --> 01:39:40,619 The son showed it with such confidence, 1821 01:39:40,658 --> 01:39:43,108 that the father didn't have guts to open it. 1822 01:39:43,368 --> 01:39:44,959 You are the rock, bro! 1823 01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:46,195 Isn't it? 1824 01:39:46,991 --> 01:39:47,463 It is. 1825 01:40:27,413 --> 01:40:31,013 So the real plan was, to take the money from dad... 1826 01:40:31,059 --> 01:40:33,347 and open a beauty parlour for Chitra. 1827 01:40:33,377 --> 01:40:34,111 Congratulations! 1828 01:40:34,149 --> 01:40:36,106 Wanted to fulfil her only dream. 1829 01:40:37,171 --> 01:40:39,098 Wanted to see a smile on her face. 1830 01:40:52,140 --> 01:40:52,906 Let me sleep. 1831 01:40:59,229 --> 01:41:00,099 Now what happened? 1832 01:41:01,021 --> 01:41:01,381 See. 1833 01:41:06,901 --> 01:41:07,899 This is not an act, right? 1834 01:41:08,296 --> 01:41:08,709 No. 1835 01:41:09,467 --> 01:41:11,656 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1836 01:41:12,037 --> 01:41:13,081 Yes! 1837 01:41:14,349 --> 01:41:16,966 The new Marudhar's life is really easy. 1838 01:41:18,271 --> 01:41:18,833 Listen. 1839 01:41:20,664 --> 01:41:22,787 - Hey... - Sorry. Forgot. 1840 01:41:23,229 --> 01:41:23,678 Phone. 1841 01:41:30,091 --> 01:41:30,692 Dad. 1842 01:41:31,547 --> 01:41:32,311 Dad, Congrat... 1843 01:41:34,216 --> 01:41:35,109 Uncle is not there. 1844 01:41:35,446 --> 01:41:37,419 He went in a hurry to the hospital. 1845 01:41:38,077 --> 01:41:39,615 See he left his footwear too. 1846 01:41:46,392 --> 01:41:47,159 - Dad. - Yes. 1847 01:41:48,483 --> 01:41:50,103 Hey what are you doing here? 1848 01:41:50,143 --> 01:41:52,263 I too can ask you the same that what are you doing here? 1849 01:41:52,316 --> 01:41:53,764 But I have a bigger news. 1850 01:41:54,401 --> 01:41:55,121 Congratulations. 1851 01:41:55,391 --> 01:41:56,486 You're going to be a grandfather. 1852 01:41:56,928 --> 01:41:58,181 That's a four week old news. 1853 01:41:59,148 --> 01:42:00,506 Now that you've had alcohol, 1854 01:42:00,724 --> 01:42:01,938 let's celebrate the occasion. 1855 01:42:01,977 --> 01:42:05,305 I'm sorry to say that the last time, you didn't become a grandfather but became... 1856 01:42:05,846 --> 01:42:06,514 a fool! 1857 01:42:07,526 --> 01:42:10,114 - What? - But this time you becoming a grandfather for real. 1858 01:42:12,246 --> 01:42:14,361 Congratulations Mr. Ashok. You're going to be a father, 1859 01:42:14,385 --> 01:42:15,802 - and you can meet Lakshmi. - Okay. 1860 01:42:21,629 --> 01:42:22,319 It happened. 1861 01:42:23,706 --> 01:42:24,359 It happens. 1862 01:42:25,874 --> 01:42:27,052 But I'm proud of you. 1863 01:42:27,381 --> 01:42:29,024 You kicked your horoscope. 1864 01:42:29,894 --> 01:42:31,528 And I'm proud of you. 1865 01:42:35,466 --> 01:42:37,282 Come on leave. I'll come in sometime. 1866 01:42:38,549 --> 01:42:39,194 And listen... 1867 01:42:40,012 --> 01:42:41,421 this new baby who arrives, 1868 01:42:41,586 --> 01:42:43,057 we both together will harass it. 1869 01:42:47,812 --> 01:42:51,246 I went to get one son's life on track... 1870 01:42:51,944 --> 01:42:54,442 and I made arrangements for a new child. 1871 01:42:56,159 --> 01:42:56,594 Anyways... 1872 01:42:57,224 --> 01:42:57,727 No issues... 1873 01:42:58,657 --> 01:43:00,787 In UP... 1874 01:43:00,966 --> 01:43:02,451 love stories don't respect age. 1875 01:43:04,791 --> 01:43:08,864 Now Chitra and Marudhar will get busy with their lives. 1876 01:43:09,300 --> 01:43:12,967 So even I need to do something in my life. 1877 01:43:13,342 --> 01:43:13,844 No. 1878 01:43:15,636 --> 01:43:18,494 So how I got my first son on track... 1879 01:43:19,281 --> 01:43:20,571 the same way I'll get the other too... 1880 01:43:21,869 --> 01:43:23,017 Looks like... 1881 01:43:23,482 --> 01:43:26,339 we both will be victorious. 1882 01:43:28,694 --> 01:43:29,654 What do you think? 1883 01:43:40,559 --> 01:43:42,929 "Your words are so sweet like sugarcane." 1884 01:43:43,071 --> 01:43:46,461 "Your heart is cold like ice." 1885 01:43:50,473 --> 01:43:52,836 "Your words are so sweet like sugarcane." 1886 01:43:52,956 --> 01:43:55,199 "Your heart is cold like ice." 1887 01:43:55,439 --> 01:43:57,719 "There’s some saltiness in your eyes." 1888 01:43:57,891 --> 01:44:00,351 "Your charm is as addictive as grapes." 1889 01:44:00,397 --> 01:44:04,836 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 1890 01:44:05,354 --> 01:44:09,780 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 1891 01:44:10,191 --> 01:44:13,236 "When I stare at you I forget about the world." 1892 01:44:15,060 --> 01:44:18,667 "My sweetheart is as precious as nectar of immortality." 1893 01:44:19,139 --> 01:44:23,293 "What fascination you did on me?" 1894 01:44:23,519 --> 01:44:28,979 "What fascination you did on me?" 1895 01:44:30,022 --> 01:44:33,224 "What fascination you did on me?" 1896 01:44:33,382 --> 01:44:38,902 "What fascination you did on me?" 1897 01:44:59,759 --> 01:45:03,967 "If you get upset at me, feels like I chewed a spice." 1898 01:45:04,625 --> 01:45:08,345 "And when you giggle it feels like the ice melted." 1899 01:45:08,707 --> 01:45:14,234 "When you talk to me, I open my arms." 1900 01:45:14,594 --> 01:45:17,909 "When you touch me, there’s a sweet burning sensation." 1901 01:45:18,411 --> 01:45:20,751 "Your words are so sweet like sugarcane." 1902 01:45:20,939 --> 01:45:23,173 "Your heart is cold like ice." 1903 01:45:23,377 --> 01:45:25,694 "There’s some saltiness in your eyes." 1904 01:45:25,830 --> 01:45:28,327 "Your charm is as addictive as grapes." 1905 01:45:28,351 --> 01:45:32,796 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 1906 01:45:33,314 --> 01:45:37,777 "There’s thirst in my breath, Your gestures are so juicy." 1907 01:45:38,144 --> 01:45:42,403 "When I stare at you I forget about the world." 1908 01:45:43,003 --> 01:45:46,716 "My sweetheart is as precious as nectar of immortality." 1909 01:45:47,070 --> 01:45:51,239 "What fascination you did on me?" 1910 01:45:51,419 --> 01:45:56,886 "What fascination you did on me?" 1911 01:45:57,974 --> 01:46:01,176 "What fascination you did on me?" 1912 01:46:01,295 --> 01:46:06,823 "What fascination you did on me?" 1913 01:46:07,911 --> 01:46:12,427 "What fascination you did on me?" 1914 01:46:12,847 --> 01:46:16,980 "What fascination you did on me?" 140070