All language subtitles for Jane Cane Mom Son Dressing Room Diaries

This is fucking bullshit.

I'm fucking tired of sitting around this
fucking house. I can't watch TV. I

can't do fucking shit.

Oh, great.

Hey, son.

Aren't you ready? I told you we had to
go shopping today. You need some more

clothes for school. I'd like to get
myself something nice.

Why aren't you ready?

I don't want to go.

I don't care. I'm your mother, and I
told you you're going with me.

You can't make me go.

Yes, I can. I can, and I am. You're
going to live in my house.

You're going to obey by my rules. And
don't think I didn't just hear your

little language.

Right now?

Yes, right now. Look, I'm ready, son.
Come on.

Just go put your shoes on, and let's go.

I'll be in the car waiting for you.

All right.

Fine.

Thank you.

Taking me out to lunch, though.

We'll see.

Fucking bullshit. All my friends are out
having a good time. Their parents don't

make them go do all this fucking crap.

Fucking sick and tired of this shit.

seriously make me come in this dressing
room with you?

Son, I've already explained to you.

This is a very crowded boutique. All the
other rooms are crowded. I want to go

to a list of stores today.

You need to try on these nice shirts
that I got you for school.

I want to try on these dresses.

It's what makes the most sense. I also
don't want you running around out there

trying to get on social media or
whatever it is that you do these days.

Because you're grounded.

So just stop complaining.

the page, you're not even going to try
on these shirts that I picked out for

you. You just expect me to buy them and
pray that they fit?

There's only so much room in here.

I don't know what you want me to do,
son.

Reserve you your own private dressing
room?

They're gonna happen.

Yeah, I'm gonna get that.

They're all your ties.

I'm sure they'll be fine.

Why do you have to ruin my shopping day?

Why do you have to ruin my whole month?

Ruin your whole life, huh?

Okay.

Stop looking at your mother!

It would be nice when your father takes
me on vacation, maybe somewhere

tropical.

I'm just full of thinking, huh?

Yeah, that sounds amazing.

I'm really excited you're out. It's so
fun, seriously.

Maybe I'll get it. Maybe he'll be
enticed to take me on a cruise or

Please, go.

Oh, my God.

I'm not going to buy you nice things
anymore.

Good, then I'll want to turn around and
return it.

There's no way you do that. I have to do
that.

Now I need you to turn your head.

And I need you to keep it turned because
I bought something special for your

father and I just need to try it on
before I take it home.

Fine.

You're not looking are you son?

No.

I told you not to peek, son!

I wasn't.

I had my eyes covered.

Well... I don't believe you.

But... I don't know if this is right in
the back.

There's no mirror in here.

Turn around, I'll tell you.

Looks alright to me, I guess.

Thanks.

Do you think your father will like this?

It's his favorite color on me.

How much longer do we have?

Oh my god, let me put my giraffe back on
and we'll leave.

Don't look.

No.

We have a couple more places that we
need to go to.

And then I'll take you to your favorite
spot for once.

How's that?

You're going to take me to Hibachi?

Yeah, I'm going to take you to Hibachi.

I like whenever they cut up the onions
and make it go choo -choo -choo.

He's been always like that.

Can you stop being a grumpus for just a
couple more stores?

I guess.

For your mommy?

As long as we just go to Hibachi, Mom.

Oh, my God.

I'm grateful.

Privileged little brat you are these
days.

Fine. Let me go pay.

Man, I can't believe I got to stay here.

Fucking do this shit.

My damn friends are out doing whatever
the hell they want.

Fucking mow the grass.

It's fucking hot as shit outside.

Hey, son.

Oh, hey.

I appreciate you getting the yard done
and watering the plants for us. Thank

you. Well, I mean, it is pretty nice
out.

Yeah, so I need to pick up a couple
things.

I want to run to the boutique real quick
because they have this one dress on

sale that I really want.

So let's go do that, and I could use
your help. So come on.

Let's? You mean like I have to go?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

We just went.

That was a week ago. Like, come on.

The longer you sit here and complain
about it, the longer it's going to take

get everything done. So come on.

Go in the house, put your shoes on, I'll
be in the car.

All right, fine.

The last door.

Yes, son, it's the last door. I told
you, I wanted this dress. They have it

sale. I just need to try it on real
quickly.

And look, I even got you a new shirt,
too. So just turn your head.

And I'll buy it when we can be on our
way.

Okay. Bye.

I think I might be able to pull it off.

What do you think?

Yeah, it looks good.

I'm definitely going to get it. So I'm
just going to put my clothes back on,

then we'll be done.

Okay, fine.

What? Nothing.

Why is your penis alive right now?

I can see it through your shorts.

I don't know what you're talking about.

There are other ladies in here.

I don't know what to tell you.

Hey.

Is that why you're in such a pissy mood
all the time?

I don't know.

We can't walk out of here like that.

Get it over with.

What, you want me to, like, jerk it?
Right here? Yeah. We have no choice,

Just do it.

Hurry up. Get it over with.

Here.

Good lord.

Hurry up, son. Come on. Alright.

That's it.

There you go.

Come on, son.

Can you turn back around?

No.

Shh.

I'm trying.

Maybe if you turn back around and take
your, like, bra off or something.

Am I going to make it any quicker?

I don't know, maybe.

Okay.

Stop staring at me like that.

You told me to turn around.

You're looking at it.

I created it. I can look at it.

You take the rest off?

I can't look at it, but now you want me
to meet again. Oh, my goodness.

Are you going to hurry the hell up?

Yes, I'm trying.

Come on, you can do it.

You can continue on with our day.

And you're so much better.

It's fun.

Come on.

Where should I, where should I, you
know, come? Are, are you close?

Yeah. Jesus, son, you can't make a mess
in here. I have a tissue on the floor.

So many nice clothes in here. Jesus,
don't.

Don't make a mess. Hold on.

I need a trash can.

Naked? After I get dressed, obviously.

I'm going to put it in my purse right
now.

Yes.

Put your pants back on. Let's get out of
here.

Finally, she's leaving.

I would play some games.

Yeah.

Oh, shit. What the hell, man?

Um... You're grounded!

I just was turning it on to make sure it
was still working.

Yeah, well, I'm about to take the power
cord for that computer.

This isn't going to happen again.

I was going to go treat myself to a
couple of new pieces of clothing, but

clearly you can't be trusted.

I thought I could leave you home alone
after what happened the last time we

in the dressing room.

I'm just going to have to take my
chances.

Get dressed.

Let's go.

You did this to yourself.

Fine.

I can't believe I'm quite playing this
freaking video game.

I mean, what do you expect?

It's summertime.

There's nothing else to do.

Well, you should have thought about that
before you went and failed a class.

It wasn't my fault. It was a stupid -ass
professor. No, it's never your fault.

It's never your fault.

You think I want to bring you on my
shopping trip?

This is my time.

I'm not buying you anything today. I'm
buying it for your father.

Well, lucky him.

You're the

reason

bad sweaters were invented.

God, just shut the hell up already.

What are you doing?

This again?

I don't... What did you expect?

I expect for you to keep your hands off
your cock.

I don't know what I'm going to do about
it now.

You're going to have to take care of it
like you did last time.

Can't you control your urges?

I guess not.

Okay, um... Big bits. I had to pull my
pants down.

Jesus Christ, you can't even do that?

Can you turn around?

You want me to wax you again?

It worked better last time like that.

Fine, whatever it takes. Just hurry up.

Can you take that off like last time?

You're really asking a lot of your
mother, son.

How fast do you want this to be over
with?

I didn't want it to happen in the first
place.

It's not working.

What do you mean it's not working?

It's like it's working purposely well.

I'm just not doing it right.

What do you mean you're not doing it
right?

I'm not going to just do it.

You think you know how to do it better
than me?

I want this to be over with, so I think
it might go a little faster if I just

handle things.

Like I always do Fine

Okay. That's our secret?

We can't tell anybody.

It feels weird but good at the same
time.

Your mommy knew what she was doing.

That feels good.

Can you do this for dad now?

Yeah.

You can make your dad come just like I'm
going to make you come.

I just want to touch them.

I think it will help.

Jesus, come on now.

Are you going to come for mommy?

Yeah.

Keep going.

Come for mommy.

Here it comes. Come for mommy.

You want to get cleaned up? Yeah.

This is fucking bullshit. All my friends
are out having a good time. Their

parents don't make them go do all the
fucking crap.

I'm fucking sick and tired of this shit.

I think he's doing another incident last
week.

I'm going to make sure everything's
closed today.

I'm going to take on...

You need a new bathing suit.

I'm really getting tired of you coming
with me and stopping all the time.

Well, you're the one that made me come
to start with.

You're the one that got grounded to have
to come out with me.

Because you can't be bothered to tie
this for your mother either.

Not my bathing suit.

That's the oddest future you're going to
have at Taker for life. You're not

going to get very far as done.

What do you think? Is Mommy too old for
this?

I don't know.

No?

Can I pull it off?

I think so.

You think so? Really?

Well, I think it's fun.

I don't know.

I don't like the brightness of it for
the pull and stuff, but... I don't like

when my mood swings out like that.

This one might be a little bit more
appropriate.

I don't know.

Maybe I'll get them both.

Do you think this is better?

It's all right.

All right?

I feel

like

I might be showing too much food. So do
you think I'm showing too much food?

No, I think it's enough.

I don't know what you expect.

Again?

You've got to drag me along to this.

I can't.

Mommy, you've got to take care of it.

Fine, I'll try.

What can we do?

I don't know.

I guess you could try to do what you did
last time.

You know, we're going to get this pants
off of you. You can't make a mess.

Fine.

You're not going to be able to come
shopping with me.

Or... Well, unground me.

Can't do that either.

Turn me up.

I'm not working like last time.

Okay, well... I mean, do you have any
bright

ideas?

No, you don't.

Just make it go away.

Maybe you... try it with your mouth or
something.

Try it with my mouth?

Who do you think I am?

You want this to go away or not?

Yeah, it has to go away.

We can't go out like this.

Well... I come here, like, all the time.

I'll hurry to fix it.

to make it go away.

I keep doing that.

Maybe if you'd have done this to begin
with, it would have been over with a

time ago.

I'm just really thankful you're getting
it now.

Keep it up, Mom.

Keep going. Keep going.

At least I don't have a mess to clean up
this week.

Oh, yeah.

You gonna get out of here?

Mm -hmm.

I can't believe you're dragging me out
of the house again to go shopping.

I just, I had to run a couple little
errands. I clearly can't leave you home

alone.

I've seen that before with your little
antics and what happens.

I'm just going to run in really quick.
There's this cute little dress I want to

try on and then a little skirt and
that's it.

That's it. And I'll even pick you out a
couple of new shirts for...

Fine. Deal with it, hon.

Whatever, Mom.

Can't see your phone.

No.

Come on, let me play on your phone. Why?

I'm bored.

You're grounded.

Yeah, but I'm with you.

No.

It does not work that way.

Don't wreck us. You're getting precious
cargo in the car.

Oh, my God.

Not me. I'm precious cargo.

I think you quite enjoyed your time in
the dressing room last time, anyway.

I told you it's not going to take very
long. I just wanted to try on a couple

little things and get you something
nice. You did all your chores this week.

thought it would be nice to get you
something.

It's like you're in the habit of, like,
dragging me to this dressing room.

I don't know. I thought after last time,
maybe you enjoyed it.

I couldn't help what happened.

Yeah.

I thought you couldn't.

I like that. I feel like I'm in a cake
layer or something.

Lovely. No, Mom, you look lovely.

I think this is way too many ruffles,
and I don't even think it matches.

What do you think, son?

Um, I don't know, black shirt, blue
skirt?

Okay.

Well, I suppose, as usual, you don't
want to try on the stuff that I picked

for you.

No, I don't want to be here.

You don't want to be anywhere lately.

Put my clothes back on and we can go
home.

What are you doing back there?

Wade!

Again?

It's not my fault. It is your fault.

What do you want me to do about it?

God, Ken.

I'm going to have to take care of this
again.

exceptionally hard today.

That's it.

I can't help it, you keep dragging me in
this dressing room.

You're grounded, I don't know what else
to do.

I don't know, unground me so I can go
play with my friends?

Not really.

Look at me. You're all day if you don't
hurry up.

I'm trying to make you feel better, son,
but...

Yeah.

If you'd do it like last time.

With my mouth?

Yeah.

You think that'll help?

It helped last time.

Oh, my God. If the old girl comes back
in here...

Well, you had your bra off, too.

Do you like that better?

Yeah, it's helping.

Okay.

Mommy will put her mouth on it.

You like that better?

Yeah, that definitely feels better.

Good.

I'm glad I can help you, son.

I think we might have to do something
else to get this done.

What do you mean?

I thought you liked Mommy's mouth on
you.

Yeah, it feels good.

I just don't know if it's going to get
the job done.

Okay, well, I'll stroke it instead.

That's not what I'm talking about.

What are you talking about, son?

like that on it.

You want mommy to sit on your cock?

I don't know. I mean, you want to get
this over with and get out of here,

you?

Yeah, I do.

They're going to think it's strange that
we're taking so long together in the

dressing room.

You think that'll help?

I think so.

Hey, you know we can't make a mess in
here, son.

for you.

Yeah, that feels better.

Something I saw.

Where did you see it?

I saw it on the internet.

I don't know if I like you looking at
these sites, son.

I'm giving you bad ideas.

Can we just try it?

Yes.

Where do you want mommy?

Maybe bend over the chair?

Okay, well I need you to stand up, son.

your father about what just happened in
that dressing room?

You can't tell anybody about what just
happened in that dressing room. Do you

understand me, son?

That's our secret?

Yes, it's our secret.

Okay. You can't tell anybody.

Alright, I won't tell anybody.

Promise. I promise.