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- The trial starts tomorrow?
- I can bring you up to speed on it.

- The facts are straightforward.
- And why can't Tara do it?

Well, Tara's a junior associate.

This trial's gonna be in the news.
It's hardly the kind of case that...

Brad, it isn't the case so much
as it is the client, right?

And it isn't who she is
so much as what she is, right?

What is she, Brad?

- Can't you even say the word?
- I can say it.

Well, what is she, Brad?

She's a... homosexual.

- And what's the word for a female homosexual?
- A lesbian.

- I couldn't really hear that.
- She's a lesbian!

You don't wanna do the case
because your client's a lesbian?

Lori, this is a high profile case.

I've worked my entire life to associate
with decency and what is good for America.

- And lesbians are bad for America?
- They have bad values.

- Reflects poorly on all of us.
- As a nation?

Now would you like to
tell me the real reason?

- What do you mean?
- I know for a fact you've represented gay clients before.

Not on television.
Not in the news.

Brad, we're friends.
Level with me.

What is it about
this particular lesbian?

I'm attracted to her.

Why does Shirley get to
skip the staff meetings?

She's got a trial in New York later this week,
so she has a busy day.

Some of us have trials today.
So if you don't mind, I'd like to cut out.

What's your case about, Brad?

What is it about?

It involves interference
with contractual relations.

You mean lesbians.

Where are you?

Today they're calling Tracey
to testify that her ex-lover...

Lesbian ex-lover.

To testify that Tracey
was scamming her for money.

Tracey was, in fact,
not an actual bona fide...

- Lesbian.
- You like saying it.

- I do.
- Say it again.

- Lesbian.
- Keep going.

Lesbian, lesbian...

Lesbian.
All together now.

- Lesbian!
- I also like to watch.

- How many people like...
- All right, that's enough. This is a staff meeting.

I'll ask you all to conduct yourselves
appropriately and professionally.

Cookies, everyone.

Nourishment is most important
in the morning.

- Who is this woman?
- Take two, Tara. You're a rail.

- Who is this woman?
- The ones on the left have a little bran...

to help our older lawyers
with their routine.

- Who is this woman?
- I'm Catherine Piper. I'm Alan's new assistant.

My, don't you have
an interesting face.

We are in the middle
of a staff meeting.

No need to be snippy, dear,
especially since I come bearing treats.

You never get a second chance
to make a first impression.

You certainly make one...
with all that bleach.

Ma'am, you will have to leave.

I'm beginning to not like you.

If you'll excuse me,
I have a trial myself.

- You have a trial?
- Yes, tomorrow morning.

I've gotta go meet with my client.

- What kind of trial?
- Criminal.

It's a doctor who did...

something against the law.

Who else is with you
on this trial?

Nobody.
I decided to fly solo.

Think about that.

Tell Shirley.
Denny Crane without a copilot.

Dear God in heaven.

- Shirley.
- Alan.

- You're in the men's room again.
- I need a favor.

- Certainly. My stall or yours?
- Driving into work this morning...

I heard of a trial involving
this new wonder diet drug.

The drug, and accordingly the trial,
are making the news.

And then I heard something
very disturbing...

the name of the lawyer
handling the defense.

- Denny Crane.
- Nobody wants this firm held up to ridicule.

Nobody wants Denny exposed.

I've been in court with Denny. He knows
what he's doing at least 50% of the time.

I like him. You like him.
I have to be in New York.

If she tries to pee standing up,
come and get me.

Lock and load.

Tracey, we can still
make this go away.

- How many times must you both say that?
- Until you've considered it.

Are you sure you want your personal life
probed with details at 11:00?

I didn't steal from her.
And I won't offer her anything to settle.

I'd appreciate you being
on my side.

- Hey, we're on your side.
- All right.

We met at an AIDS fund-raiser
about two years ago.

We were both publicists,
so we had a lot in common.

And at some point, Miss Rogers,
you and the defendant became lovers?

Yes. She moved into my home.

Ultimately, we became business partners
and formed Rogers & Green...

which became
one of the top P.R. Firms in Boston.

- And what happened?
- Well, quite simply...

after she gained access to my files
and my clients, she stole them.

- Objection.
- Sustained.

I since learned that
she's not even gay.

That she basically pretended to be so that
she could gain access to my client roster.

Now, Miss Rogers, when you allege
that the defendant pretended to be gay...

She had boyfriends
before me and one after.

Perhaps that makes her bisexual.
It doesn't make any difference...

because I specifically asked her
that at the beginning of our relationship.

- Whether she was bisexual?
- Yes.

I'd been hurt before
by heterosexual women experimenting.

And I didn't wanna
go down that road again.

She told me she was gay.
That was a lie.

- One that cost me valuable clients.
- Just let me understand this.

The basis of your claim is that my client
faked her sexual orientation...

for the sole purpose of getting you
to fall in love with her...

so she could move into your home
and business and steal your clients?

- Yes.
- When, in fact, it wasn't only your business.

- You built it up together over the two years.
- I founded the company.

And most of the clients
that she left with were mine.

Now, Miss Rogers,
as business partners...

as a couple,
you two were quite prominent.

Isn't that right?
Your photos were constantly in The Globe...

or Boston Magazine
being called the new "It" girls.

You two got more publicity
than your clients.

It works to the clients' benefit as well,
so I don't see your point.

Well, my point is that you two got
a lot of publicity together as a couple.

Business just went
through the roof.

Even if you were defrauded,
it wasn't exactly to your financial detriment.

It was certainly to my detriment
when she left.

Well, but even so, you make more money now
than you did before even meeting Tracey.

- So how could you have been hurt?
- How have I been hurt?

She caused me
to fall in love with her. That...

That's what this is really about.
Isn't it, Miss Rogers?

This isn't a business dispute.
This is a domestic one.

- Did she break your heart?
- Objection.

I'll allow it.

Did she break your heart?

Yes.

You were in love with her?

Now, Miss Rogers...

during the two years
that you were together with my client...

do you feel that
she was in love with you?

Yes.

Obviously should I get
a criminal conviction...

that will only make it easier for the A.M.A.
To take away my medical license.

Oh, you're gonna lose your license, Bob.
So I wouldn't worry about...

Why? There are many doctors out there prescribing
medication the F.D.A. Hasn't approved for...

May I stop you?

- Don't be self-righteous. It's annoying.
- Sorry I'm late.

What are you doing here?

You asked me to second chair, Denny.
Remember? Alan Shore.

- Bob McLean.
- Alan.

- I never asked you to second chair.
- Sure you did, Denny.

- You said you were trying the case and...
- Solo.

I said solo.

Well, I thought
you asked for backup.

So I guess one of us
is losing our mind.

What do you mean by that?

Denny, I'm here.
As you know, I'm starved for criminal work.

I want to do this alone.

Is this about proving something?
You said, "Tell Shirley."

Is this about proving to Shirley Schmidt
you haven't slipped?

Excuse me.
I'm in a meeting.

Denny, I don't have time to say this nicely,
so I'm just gonna say it with all the rough edges.

This is a criminal proceeding.
That man's liberty could be at stake.

I'm jumping in second chair to cover his ass,
and yes, possibly yours as well.

Could it be possible
she's doing this for the publicity?

Suing me?

Well, call me a cynic,
but for two years, you're the "It" girls.

You're Boston's top publicists.

Business starts to wane, you leave,
she's suddenly not the flavor of the month.

She sues you, presto, hot copy,
it's the "Split" girls all over again.

For the cost of attorney and filing fees,
she's featured on every newscast.

As much as she loves the limelight,
Stephanie's honorable.

Yeah, I wonder.

Is there a reason you keep
looking at me like that?

Like what?

I make you nervous.
You need to get over that.

So how many men
have you been with?

Why are you asking?

I asked her because
she's going to be asked on the stand...

why she has such a hard time
giving me a straight answer.

- However...
- Is because?

I have doubts
that she really is one.

- A homosexual?
- Yes.

And are these doubts based on the plaintiff's
evidence or your own scientific compass?

- Is she attracted to you, Brad?
- She might be.

- What?
- Why is it men...

I mean, is it the idea
oflosing one to the other side?

Or is it since you have feelings for her,
you're anxious to believe it's mutual?

You see, you sucker me
with this buddy talk...

get me to reveal my feelings,
and then when I do, you punish me with them.

I thought you were
attracted to me.

- You don't wanna go there.
- Even so to be forgotten so easily, and for a homosexual.

Is there something taped to my forehead
that says "mock me?"

Isn't coffee a lovely drug?

I love brain stimulants, don't you?

- Uh, Catherine Piper.
- Brad Chase.

Brad Chase?
You're defending the lesbian.

Hi, I'm Lori Colson.
We haven't officially met.

- Hello, dear. Catherine Piper.
- Mm-hmm.

For the future, I don't really appreciate
comments about my hair.

Oh. I'm sorry.

I was just trying
to make conversation.

And I assumed you wouldn't want me
to go anywhere near your eyebrows.

I tried diets, all of them.

I exercised. I'd gone on Fen-Phen years ago
and that helped a little.

But mainly
I just kept getting bigger.

And at some point,
the defendant mentioned a new drug.

Yes. I forgot how he said
he had access to it.

But basically he said he had this new drug,
not on the market yet, called Rimonabant.

And studies showed
how it could help people lose weight.

And desperate as I was,
I just said yes.

- He sold you this drug in his office?
- Yes.

And he told me
not to tell anyone...

because he said it was illegal
for him to be giving it to me.

Thank you, Mr. Harrison.

Can't help but notice
you're really fat.

- Yes.
- Been fatter?

- Much.
- Drug worked?

Huge. I mean, I lost weight.
My cholesterol went down.

- My H.D.L. Actually went up.
- Mm.

I mean, it was a godsend. Of course,
until the, you know, police cut off my supplier.

Objection to the word "supplier."
It makes my client sound like a drug dealer.

He is a drug dealer.
He sold him drugs.

Yes. But there's a bias that goes
with the word "dealer."

He simply prescribed him
medicine to help him live.

- He's right.
- This man almost died.

- Didn't he?
- Didn't you?

I had high blood pressure,
high cholesterol, diabetes.

I mean, I was at serious risk
for a major heart attack or a stroke.

I probably still am.

Since you stopped
taking the drug?

I'm having problems again.

Did my client tell you that this drug
is unapproved by the F.D. A?

Yes.

Did he tell you that
there could be side effects?

- Yes. - You were
fully informed? - I was.

- You consented? - I
did. - Take it again?

- Absolutely. - Like
the doctor? - Love him.

- How's your memory?
- My memory's fine.

- What's my name? - Denny
Crane. - Like you mean it.

- Denny Crane. - What's
my name? - Denny Crane!

No further questions.

Stephanie Rogers is essentially
accusing Miss Green...

of being a heterosexual
in sheep's clothing.

If successful, the plaintiff
could potentially receive a judgment...

in excess of seven figures,
which is why perhaps this...

Wait. She wasn't finished.

It doesn't matter
how it's playing out in public, Tracey.

What matters are
the 12 people in that box.

- And?
- I can't tell.

Well, you've dated
more men than women...

so that puts you
on the heterosexual side of the fence.

You certainly
could have been confused, as they said.

But the problem is you're coming off
as anything but indecisive.

You seem like a woman
who knows exactly what you want.

- What is that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.

You actually think
that I'm attracted to you.

I just believe
you should be straight with people.

You know what I mean.
I smell some deceit here.

I'm gay, Brad.

Do you want me
to take a lie detector?

People lament the cost ofhealth care.

They cry over
soaring litigation costs...

and scream about the eroding integrity
of our medical profession.

The conduct of this doctor
and others like him are to blame.

- Oh, lighten up, man.
- Mr. Crane, you'll get your turn.

We have rules. One is we do not
go prescribing experimental drugs...

that the F.D.A.
Hasn't approved for market.

- Even if the patient consents?
- The patient will always follow the lead of his doctor.

For God's sake, look what people
buy off infomercials. They'll try anything.

Hair potions, pills
that make you lose weight while you sleep.

Desperate people will try anything.

And when you have a licensed doctor
saying, "Here, take this,"they will.

This isn't a potion.
This drug works.

In preliminary studies. But there's much,
much more testing to be done.

How long does it take
the F.D.A. To approve a drug?

- It isn't quick but...
- How long?

- Nine years.
- My client's patient would be dead by then.

- But, hey, you've got your rules.
- Objection.

- Oh, be quiet.
- Your Honor, he can't tell me to be quiet.

Let him have his turn, Mr. Zale.

You say that doctors...

shouldn't prescribe non-F.D. A. - Approved drugs...
That's a rule.

- Yes.
- Doctors don't prescribe medications...

for things that the F.D.A.
Hasn't approved them for?

Off-label prescriptions
happen, but...

Have you ever prescribed
a drug that wasn't approved...

- for the particular condition you were treating?
- Yes, but...

And, Doctor, if you were overweight
and at risk for an imminent stroke...

or heart attack...

is it your testimony that you would never
consider taking Rimonabant?

For myself, I might, but...

But you wouldn't give your
patient the same opportunity...

because you have rules.

You're going to be the first lawyer
sued by his client for sexual harassment.

I'm a good lawyer because
I got a nose for the truth.

You're attracted to her, Brad.
It's clouding your nose.

- Are you falling in love with this woman?
- What? Please.

- Are you?
- Of course not.

- I put a tail on her.
- I beg your pardon?

I hired a P.I. Just to follow her around,
see who she sees.

What she sees.
You're trying to out her as a heterosexual.

- I don't like surprises in court.
- Okay, first, you could lose your bar ticket for putting...

- Why? It's not that big of a deal.
- Brad, she's your client.

Second, let the jury decide
whether or not she's being truthful.

You just be her lawyer
and only... And third...

stop hitting on her.

Hey, Brad.
All together now...

Lesbian.

Boys, how's our trial going?

You think I'm just gonna wither up
and die in there, don't you?

All these references
to our sex life, Denny.

- Tell her how I'm doing, Alan.
- Please.

- Since he can't recall.
- He's been amazing.

- I'd say we have a better than even chance.
- Ah.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Is there a reason
you're snuggled up to me?

Why, yes. I understand you're the boss, dear.
I'm sucking up.

- By standing next to me?
- Yes.

With me by your side, dear,
you almost look young.

I have no idea who you are,
but I like you.

Is he really doing okay?

The firm is safe from ridicule.

What did she want?

- Make sure I'm competent?
- Something like that.

You were more than
competent today, Denny.

- You were good, very good.
- I know.

We must be doing
our crosswords these days.

Did she ask you to backstop me?

It was my idea.

Damn liar.

I like doing cases with you, Denny.
Can't you just accept that?

It's fun.

Fun. Fine.
I'll go with that then.

You have seemed especially acute.

Are we taking something?

I just rubbed on
a little clear cream.

It was just for muscle cramps.

Denny?

Are you taking something?

What I am taking...

is good care of myself.

The old Denny Crane is coming back.

Well, our business had reached
sort of a plateau.

And I felt
I could do better solo.

And truthfully, I thought
that she might too.

- Now, before leaving, did you tell your clients?
- Absolutely not.

I left. I contacted them.
They decided to come with me.

- In that order.
- Now, Tracey, we've heard the accusation...

that you pretended
to love Stephanie for business reasons.

That's absolutely false.
L... I fell in love with her.

I mean, the idea that I could feign love
for two plus years just...

You know how much
I loved you, Stephanie.

Miss Green, please do not address anyone
but me or your counsel.

I never lied to her
about my sexual orientation.

And I'm offended by that.

How many women had you been
with prior to your relationship with my client?

- Objection.
- Overruled.

However salacious, it's an issue.

- How many women?
- One.

One. And prior to
your relationship with my client...

- how many men had you had sexual relationships with?
- Several.

Several.
More than five?

- Yes.
- More than 10?

I wanted to lead a heterosexual life.
Eventually I realized...

My client asked you if you were bisexual,
you answered no.

Because I'm not.
I may have been with men in the past...

but ultimately I realized
I preferred women.

How many relationships
have you had since Stephanie?

- One.
- With a man or a woman?

Well, the breakup with Stephanie
was extremely painful.

Your subsequent relationship
was with a man or a woman?

- A man.
- A man.

Now, you spoke earlier about
the exact order ofhow things went down.

Rewinding a little further back...

you met Stephanie,
became her lover...

eventually became her business partner,
left with clients and files...

began having an affair
with a man.

Did I get the order right?

I just got destroyed, didn't I?

You didn't get destroyed.
It was a tough cross, but I thought you held up.

- Really?
- Really.

You know...

to think that I'm straight...

is to believe that I am
a profoundly dishonest person.

And I'm not dishonest, Brad.

- Okay.
- You know, I...

I can take you doubting
my sexual orientation...

but my character, I, uh...

I don't doubt you.

- She's trying to admit something.
- What? That she's not gay?

I don't know. Maybe.

You're making a fool
of yourself, Brad.

- I know when I'm being deceived.
- The deception is self-inflicted.

You're infatuated with her,
and you want to believe it's reciprocal.

She's probably more interested
in me than you.

You're making a fool of yourself.

I considered it life or death.

He was at risk of
cardiac arrest, diabetes.

- And this drug was your only resort?
- It was my last resort.

Believe me, I am not in the habit
of prescribing non-approved drugs.

- But this...
- Doctor, would you tell the jury...

and me, too, for that matter,
because I've forgotten...

how Rimonabant works?

It suppresses a protein in the brain
that makes you want to eat.

In fact, this drug blocks
nearly all cravings.

It can be used to help people
quit smoking, drinking.

Which is why it's been
called the wonder drug.

So you just figured,
"What the hell? Why wait for proof?"

My patient couldn't wait,
Mr. Zale.

He was looking at
an imminent physical demise.

In medical terms,
we call it death.

Any published studies on this drug
tojustify this wonder status you give it?

- Not yet.
- Has this drug been approved for sale?

- Not yet.
- How'd you get your hands on this drug, Doctor?

I had a connection at one of the clinics
where it's being tested.

I won't reveal more than that.

You're a licensed doctor
prescribing a drug...

not approved by the F.D.A.
To desperate patients.

With a full warning.

How can you warn about a drug side effect
you don't know about?

The warning that I gave Mr. Harrison
was exactly that.

This drug may have side effects
we don't know about.

- Possible fatal side effects?
- There's no evidence of that.

- So you decided...
- Balancing the benefits...

against the known risk of a coronary
if he doesn't take it...

- I favor taking the medication.
- This is an experimental drug.

- Which I have no financial interest in.
- Which you bootlegged.

My only concern
was a patient's health.

So doctors should feel free to ignore
the F.D.A. Whenever they choose?

- I never said that.
- Oh, so you should feel free whenever you choose?

Sometimes desperate circumstances
require desperate measures.

And desperate people
will do anything, won't they?

Denny.

You're checking on me in here too?
You think I forgot how to piss?

- I beg your pardon?
- I'm tired of being followed around like some patient!

I change my underwear every day.
I know how to practice law.

If you're the one who assigned Alan Shore
to backstop me, then you'd better stop...

- You listen!
- I'm still talking!

Now I'm talking!
You arrogant old fart.

You have a client
facing prison time.

You have no right
to exalt your ego.

- Don't you talk to me in that...
- Shut up!

I am sick of you feeling sorry for yourself
and only yourself.

It was selfish of you
to try this case solo.

Do not start a war with me here.

You may not win it.

That's why
you brought Shirley back.

To build an alliance!

Guess you're the one
who forgot how to piss.

Does it smell right to you?

She had a history of men
before my client.

She never hinted to her best
friends that she was anything but heterosexual.

She had an affair with a man
after she left my client.

Her only fling with homosexuality
just happened to coincide...

with the biggest
financial windfall of her life.

Suddenly being gay
got her money...

got her profiled about town in magazines,
on TVas an "It"girl.

Newfound fame,
newfound money...

newfound sexual orientation.

Does it smell right to you?

In order to make a cause
of action for fraud...

one must prove that he or she relied
on the fraud to his or her own detriment.

Now after partnering
with my client...

Miss Rogers's financial and professional fortunes
soared, she benefited.

In fact, one might even say considering
the media coverage of this lawsuit...

that she's actually
benefiting from the breakup...

because as any P.R. Professional knows,
there's no such thing as bad publicity.

But if you're determined to get hung up
on the issue is Tracey Green gay or not...

did she really love
Stephanie or not...

consider Stephanie's
own testimony...

when I asked her
during the relationship...

as she was living it...

did she feel that Tracey loved her.

And she answered yes.

But now in the wake ofhurt and heartbreak,
she offers a different answer.

Which version
do you find more reliable?

- Anything?
- No. They're still deliberating.

- What's this?
- I haven't the slightest idea.

Your secretary said you'd want it
sooner rather than later.

- What is it?
- It's nothing.

It's just another case
I'm working on.

Do I have to convince you of the danger
of prescribing non-approved drugs?

Defrauding overweight people...

with diet gimmicks
is a billion dollar industry.

And now we're going to let doctors
get in on the racket?

And say, "It's okay to sell
black market pills under the table."

It's precisely
because physicians have...

such an influence
over their patients...

that we demand that drugs
be approved by the F.D.A.

But this doctor decided
he shouldn't be held to that.

But this doctor decided
he shouldn't be held to that.

This doctor figured
he's above the law.

This doctor is the equivalent
of a drug dealer...

selling cocaine in an alleyway.

And he should be
punished accordingly.

- I thought I was closing.
- I'm first chair.

- You got to ask all the questions.
- Objection, Your Honor.

These two have tried to trivialize
the severity of this case...

with their Abbott and Costello routine,
but it's an insult to this court.

Your Honor, it's only fair
I get to do something here.

Mr. Shore, the court is anything
but amused.

- I'm not triv...
- No, l-I got it. We'll split it.

- You go first.
- Fine.

Okay, first, this big deal
about F.D.A. Approval.

Doctors prescribe
medications every day...

for uses the F.D.A.
Never considered.

Aspirin for years has been used
to prevent and treat heart attacks.

Did the F.D.A.
Ever test for that? No.

It was sanctioned only
as a pain reliever until recently.

Beta blockers are prescribed for migraines
with no F.D.A. Approval.

We take anticonvulsants for pain,
for bipolar disorders...

antidepressants for insomnia,
steroids for cancer.

People in this country
are getting prescriptions by the thousands...

every day from their doctors for treatments
the F.D.A. Has never signed off on.

And what about the F.D. A? David Graham,
a drug reviewer with the agency...

just testified before Congress
that the F.D.A. Is, I quote...

"Virtually incapable
of protecting America from unsafe drugs."

The F.D.A. Is broken, folks.

Raise your hand if you agree.
Except those of you on Vioxx.

- Objection.
- The F.D.A.'s own point man said to Congress...

that we are currently facing...

the single greatest drug safety catastrophe
in the history of the world.

So who then is there
to protect the patient?

Who is there
to protect Mr. Harrison?

His doctor.

My client had a medication
that could save his patient's life.

He wasn't going to wait
nine years...

for approval from a broken,
ineffective agency.

This is life or death,
for God's sake.

Life or death.

I'm at risk for Alzheimer's.

I've got some sort of plaque
going on inside my brain.

My memory...

I might've met some of you before,
I wouldn't know.

What you wouldn't know
is what it feels like...

to be... losing it...

to be... feel...

to be slipping.

There's a prescription drug...

dextroamphetamine.

It's very big
on the black market.

It's used by college kids
to bone up for exams.

I've been taking it.

I don't know how it works,
but you get your memory back.

It reintroduces you
to your vocabulary...

helps with mental arithmetic...

facial recognition,
overall productivity.

Basically you get your brain back.

And no F.D.A.
Or any other agency...

is gonna tell me I don't have the right
to get back my brain.

No government or... or court...

is gonna tell me...

order me to continue
losing my mind.

I agree with the prosecutor.

This claim that desperate people...

will try desperate measures.

So what?

- Members of the jury...
- Have you reached a verdict?

- Yes, we have, Your Honor.
- We have, Your Honor.

- What say you?
- In the matter of Rogers versus Green...

In the matter of the Commonwealth
of Massachusetts versus Dr. Robert McLean...

We, the jury,
find in favor of the defendant.

- We find the defendant,
Dr. Robert McLean, not guilty.

Ladies and gentlemen of thejury,
I want to thank you for your service.

At this time, you are dismissed.

Court adjourned.

So did she say anything after?

She just shot me a look
when she was leaving the courthouse.

- She'll get over it.
- Yeah, I bet she will.

Who knows? Maybe we'll even
get back together one day.

Wouldn't be surprised.

So why did you wanna
have dinner, Brad?

To celebrate the victory or take
one last shot at conversion?

I wanted to have dinner
to apologize.

I did a really terrible thing.

I hired a private investigator
to follow you.

I wanted to satisfy myself
that you were really gay.

And I'm quite satisfied now.

You went to see Stephanie
around midnight last night.

Why would you do that?

Well, I had it half right, didn't I?

Thinking Stephanie
sued you for the publicity.

You were both in on it.

"It" girls or "Split" girls...

however you make the news,
you two are a really good team.

'Cause I knew
I was being deceived.

I just wasn't sure how.

I didn't plan for you
to fall for me.

Oh, don't flatter yourself.

I think that I should leave.

No, no. You don't have to. We won the case.
Come on, this is a celebration.

I'm, um... I'm gonna leave.

Thank you, Brad.

Um, and again, I'm sorry if...

Well...

Thank you.

That drug you're taking
is an amphetamine...

with a dangerously high potential
for abuse and addiction.

And the shrinks
are doling it out like candy.

It might make you feel
more acute...

you'll no doubt
work like a demon...

but certain pleasures
will be gone.

Like?

Perhaps fishing.

Perhaps sitting in a chair
enjoying a football game.

Standing on a balcony.

Appreciating the quiet joy
of a friendship.

There's more to life
than recognizing faces, Denny.

You prefer me in my fog?

I prefer you.

Your perspective, your humor.

The acceptance
and humility which...

perhaps can only come with age.

I prefer you.

I've stopped taking the drug.

I kinda like my fog too.

There's a certain license
that goes with it.

Plus, I've said this before
and I'll say it again.

The answers in life,
you don't find them here.

First, you look to God.

And then...

- Fox News.
- Damn right.

You Democrats.

You Republicans.

- Shirley know I won?
- Told her myself.

- What'd she say?
- She'd like to have your children.

Damn right.