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Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

[shouting]

The more time I spend with
Joao, he's more attractive.

But yeah, I'm here to work.

I don't want to
hook up with anyone.

Throw that garlic in there
and give it a stir, sweetie pie.

You better
ice that cake, darling.

Daisy, Daisy,
can I have a bath...

In the guest quarters?
I'm just nackered.

We're one team
and we work together.

I'm already at my limits, just
managing all of his mood swings.

Ben is very close to
pushing me over the edge.

For [bleep]'s sake.

Take initiative to do things.

Don't start.

The boats a ----ing mess.

I'm feeling like I'm being
used as an easy target.

For people to go, why isn't that
done, like, why isn't it?

I'm literally saying
yes to

every single job
you're giving us.

I don't know what else I can do.

I would drop her in a second
to be an alien with you.

You messaged my roommate.

I'd drop Jenna like it's
hot in order to get with you.

I did not say that.

I read the text messages.

No, no, no, no, no.

You ----ed up
the first ----ing day.

How does somebody
----ing do that?

[laughing]

-We made it.
-Where we going?

Baby.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Over this now.

I ----ed up with Jenna.

Mate, did you think
you ever have had it?

Oh, well, thanks for that.

He definitely ----ed up,
sorry.

I'm nobody's second option.

So, I don't know where
we're going to go from here.

It's bullsh--.

That's ----ing freezing.

No, I don't know.

I'm so hungry again, you know.

I'll just lie here for a bit.

See if it makes any difference.

I'm tired.

We're all tired, darling.

That's still ----ing freezing.

Good night, darling angel.

Love you very much.

Do you want me to
tie that for you?

Yeah.

You would not have
to apologize for that.

-Is that good?
-Yeah, that's good.

What's that?

I was clever.

I was captain of
chess and stuff.

Are you a
----ing nerd? You a geek?

I was suspended seven times.

I was badly behaved.

-Very badly behaved.
-Badly behaved, but clever.

Come on.

Oh, mate, you are asleep,
aren't you?

Good night.

Eddy.

What'd you do?

[sighs]

I really like her.

I just ended up
----ing up with her.

She's one and done, no
chances, nothing, that's that.

She wouldn't say that
unless you had a chance.

Primarily, I'm here for work.

And it's complicated enough

and it comes
with enough strife.

Love triangles are a terrible
idea,

and I'm going to just try
and stay well away from it.

Good talk.

-Oh, thanks.
-Welcome.

Where did you find that?

-In the pantry.
-That's delicious.

I've been craving the chocolate.
Thank you.

-So...
-So.

-Ben.
-Yes.

I did want to ask you something

because you are
a manager of teams

and you're also his friend.

There's one thing he does.

He never addresses me
by my name.

Sweetie, darling,
love, dear, baby.

Baby, I'm not your shmookie.

Pookie, honey, bunny,
all of this all day long.

I ----ing hate it.

But this is such a good
conversation

about cultural difference.

-That's the thing.
-Because he calls me love.

Hello, love.

Okay, boo boo.
How are you doing, Sweetie Pie?

What's up, gorgeous?
Babe, I'm ready now.

-You don't work for him?
-No.

And he doesn't call you
love for 18 hours a day?

I absolutely understand.

Of all the quirks he's got,

this is the one
that's going to set me off.

Having a boss call me
all these pet names,

not only is it unprofessional,

you're diminishing me into
this small, non-serious entity.

Like, it's affecting me
on a personal level.

I mean, my family has gone
through a war.

I've been bombed
as an 8-year-old child.

You know, I spent
my early childhood

having to sell fruits
and vegetables

in the market with my mother
so she could buy me milk.

I've overcome so much in my life

to become a strong,
independent person.

I want to be shown respect.
I want to be treated as such.

That matters to me.

-Tell him directly.
-Yeah.

-You don't like it.
-Appreciate it, Joao.

Of course.

-Morning, Captain.
-Hi.

I must apologize,
Cap, for the helmet.

It won't happen again, but I
hope to never have it again.

I would like that.

Getting the disco ball helmet
was a real pain point for me.

I've already cried
a couple of times.

I've already gone to
captain saying I want to quit.

To be given a second chance,

for me, it means the stakes
are really ----ing high.

I could be gone instantly.

One-time pony.

Just got to turn it on.

There we go.

Okay.

Are you ----ing kidding
me right now?

I'm doing my best,
but he's really pushing it.

I need to speak
to Ben about this sh--.

He was like, okay,
if you do this extra work.

Then you can start later
and I'll start earlier.

To make it okay.

Babes, please clean this.
Please, Babes.

I'll give you a
light day tomorrow.

Um...

All right, baby.
Thank you.

But then I go to work,
and he's not even there.

You know like,
you're taking the piss.

You're completely valid
in what you're saying,

and it's not fair that
it's coming down on you.

Ellie has come in
as a hard worker,

and I really think Ben needs
to address this problem,

to start managing Ellie more

and less time in
a guest bathrobe.

No, I've got your back on that.

-I completely agree with you.
-Thank you.

-100%.
-Thank you.

Engineers, we have
the new oven arriving.

Turn it around for a second.

Holy sh--.

Cap, have you seen the oven?

Yeah, I was here.

We should put
a little bow on it.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I'll go get a bow.

Come and have a look.

Wow, look at that.

-Ta-da!
-It's massive!

Look at this!

Wow.

It's gorgeous.

Unadulterated potential
in a box.

I'll take that out
for you in a sec.

Thank you.
I appreciate that.

Hey, it's all good.

You want another bag to bag it?
We just keep it separate.

That's got smashed glass in it.

Yeah.

There you go.

Eddy and I are still colleagues.
We need to be professional.

Definitely am
being a big boy now,

and in the process
of learning my lesson.

I'm just going to play
and be myself still,

and I think she'll come around.

I'm not that woman.

Thank you.

Daisy, Ben and Joao,
can we meet in the crew mess

for a preference sheet
meeting immediately?

Copy for Daisy.

On my way.

A few bottles of
K2R for this.

Hey, guys, here we go.

Charter number four.

Four for four.
Four-day charter.

-No.
-Yes.

No.

Oh, come on, man.

Is that legal?

Okay, Clay and his husband Marc,

after not having
an official wedding party,

their main goal is to have
a once-in-a-lifetime

memorable celebration of
their love and years together

with their group
of best friends.

I got the ball.
I got the ball.

Arya, come here.

Dad's got it.

-Get it.
-Get it, get it, get it, get it.

I was actually looking
for some new clothes.

I did not have the,
I guess, fashion style.

And Martin was the associate
that came up and said,

would you like for me
to help you out?

So he did, and the
rest of his history.

I thought he was handsome,
kind and genuine.

So we exchanged numbers.

Next thing I know,
I'm on a yacht.

Sipping espresso martini
and mimosa.

You mean the world
to me, honey.

We've been married
for a few years now.

We didn't have a
big shindig, if you will.

This is kind of our big
event to celebrate our wedding.

Clay and Marc were
joined by friends

Michelle, Alex, Christina, Shay,

Ameerah and Marc's
sister, Sofia.

Clay and Marc would like
the yacht crew to set up

the vow renewal on the sun deck.

And they would love
Captain Jason to officiate.

The pressure is real.

Like, this is supposed to
be the most important day

of their lives.

And that's coming down
on me and my team.

This is going to be a lot.

Look, it's four days.
It's going to be busy.

You've got to come out of
this actually empty in the tank.

-Right-o, guys.
-Cool.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Hey, sweetie, how you doing?
All right?

[sighs]

This is the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen in my life.

So let's see how far
we can get this morning.

Betul, do you want
to clean the jacuzzi?

-Copy that.
-Yeah, what's up?

Sometimes I see Ellie in there
and you're not.

And I worry
she's going to get burnt out.

What are you talking about?

Well, like, I saw her
working late the other day

and I didn't know
you clocked off.

I don't know if, like, that's
the way you'd scheduled it.

No, it's not that.
I have to do menu planning.

I have to make sure all
the provisionings are right.

I have to keep,
you know, scrutinizing

over the preference sheets.

I would just communicate
that with her.

Look, I tremendously
value Ellie.

And also, if two in
a row exclaim that Ben

is potentially the worst
boss in the world,

where does that leave me?

I mean, I might be the worst
boss in the world at that point.

It's just the nature
of the beast.

It's not designed
for the faint of heart

and I'm lucky to have her

-because she is a trouper.
-Okay.

I'm looking for the bed spray.

I just let you
know it's 9:45.

Everything's an absolute state

and we're going to have
guests on in like two hours.

Hon, I wanted to have
a quick chat quickly.

I spoke to Daisy.
She brought it to my attention

that quite often she sees
you doing dishes and stuff

and I'm like sitting
down or whatever, right?

The biggest issue
for me was, like,

I felt it was really
insensitive on your part

to just, like, up and leave

and just leave me
on my own to clean.

I really didn't like that.

That actually upset me.

We are one team.

You know, be like, oh, I just
don't have the mental capacity.

Like, what about me?

You know, it's insensitive.

The biggest issue for me was,
like, the end of charter

and I felt it was
really insensitive on your part

to just, like,
up and leave

and just leave me in there
for hours on my own to clean.

I'm sorry that I did that.

It was very insensitive.

And just communicate with me

if you think that
I'm missing something.

Like, be nice about it, but just
give me a jab, you know?

Okay, thank you.
I appreciate you saying that.

Yeah, no, no, I don't want that.

Ben is showing some awareness

that his actions have
not been the best,

which is great.

But I also know
who I'm talking to,

so I cannot pile
on too many issues

because he's gonna feel attacked
and it's gonna backfire.

So I'm putting
this pet name issue

on the back burner for now.

I'm sorry that that happened.

-Thank you.
-Well, thank you.

-Thanks a lot.
-Thank you.

-Well done.
-I appreciate it.

Meow, meow, meow.

Don't worry about laundry.

Just get the boat turned around.
All you gotta do is make beds.

Okay.

You don't have to worry
about anything else.

Perfect, thank you.

I look like Indiana Jones
with this hat.

-Indiana Jones?
-Mm-hmm.

All right, I'm gonna take
everything that's not folded,

needs to come out and fold it

because this charter
is gonna get hectic.

Hi.

How are you doing on deck?

Wanna come wash some windows?

-No.
-No.

What are you doing
after the season?

Are you going back to work?

I might just go back home,
to be honest.

I've split my time between
Mallorca and South Africa.

As well was.

I had a house with my ex.

Oh, okay.

When did you break up?

November last year.

-Is she Spanish?
-She's German.

Okay.

You love a foreign girl.

What the [bleep] is
that supposed to mean?

I just... German.

It's like going
around the world.

-Irish.
-Irish.

Have you dated an Irish girl?

No, actually I haven't.

What about you?

I just don't have very
successful relationships.

Why?

Probably the kind of
person I'm attracted to.

Absolute dickheads.

Yeah, I like a dickhead.

What are the qualities
you look for?

Like, secure people.

Someone who doesn't put me down.

Men find me difficult.

-Intimidating.
-Maybe intimidating.

Maybe that's the word.

Because it takes so long
to break down my walls

or whatever the [bleep]
is going on inside of me.

Yeah, it kind of sucks
when it ends

but it is what it is.

What do you think
you're looking for?

Genuinely.

Yeah, I'd love to meet someone.

I'd love to have a family,
but we'll see.

So much is going on.

I'm going to pop
this in the oven.

I'd love you to check on it.

You know about cakes, right?

Want me to stick
a toothpick in there?

Yeah, you can do that.

Okay.

Back in the day, I used to
get you ----ing punched

and kicked and frying pans
thrown at my head.

And I was like,
yeah, cheers, mate.

I learned a lot from that.
That was great.

But this day and age,
you can't really do that.

So I'm trying
to instill positivity.

-You got it.
-Thank you, sweetie.

It is so hot.

Yes, it is.

Are you ready for the charter?

Yeah, I'm literally
cannot wait.

-Really?
-No, I'm being serious.

I feel like with this charter,

I'm going to come in
with a positive mindset.

I just want to keep
learning and proving.

I think that's so great.

Not a lot of people
can self-reflect.

I just want to let you know
that I've got your back.

Thanks, I love that.

I know, and I can feel it.

I'm about to have
a mental breakdown.

Can we start getting
in here, vacuumed?

Yeah.

I'm getting
really conscious of time.

Jenna?

Well, this cabin's pretty good.
Over here...

Yeah, it is.

-Yeah, stainless steel.
-Stainless steel.

Oh, for [bleep]'s sake.

Why did she do that?

40 minutes until
we need to be ready.

I'm just going to fold
it and put it away quick.

Hey, there's a load of stuff
in that guest corridor.

Just be wary of the
jobs you start.

Okay.

Very good.
Very, very, very good.

Nice and clean.
Looking good up here.

Not bad at all.

All crew, all, crew,
please make your way

to the main salon now
for guest arrival.

Thank you.

Just try and
get changed now, hon.

Okay.

Oh, me eyes.
Sprayed myself in the eye.

Let's go.

Go team.

Right-o.
Let's get into it, guys.

Oh, here they come.

Yay!

Pleased to meet you, Clay.

You too.

Hi, I'm Ellie.
Nice to meet you.

-You look beautiful.
-Thank you!

I love it.

Wow, you're so glamorous.

-Hi.
-Nice to meet you.

Hello, everyone.
Welcome to Katina.

We'll get the luggage on.

We'll get out there
and get in the water.

Yes.

We're looking forward to it.

Thank you.

-Some champagne?
-Yes, thank you.

Come on, family. Cheers.

Woo!

Okay, if you want to follow me.

Alrighty.

Here we have
two primary suites,

which are also the exact same.

Oh, my goodness.

Honey, this is perfect height.

-Yeah.
-Ooh.

[laughing]

The guests look amazing.

Marc and Clay look super cute.

I am so excited
for this charter.

It's going to be
flamboyant and fantastic,

and I'm going to make all
of their dreams come true.

Oh, looking like
a fish filet.

I put the fish in the fridge.

Thank you, sweetie.
That's great.

That's a good start.
Thanks, darling.

No problem.

Captain, ready to go.

Yeah, Betul, you can start
getting that bow on, ready?

Work it, mamas.

Uh-oh.

-Tea.
-Hey. Boom.

-Boom.
-Wow.

Hey.

All lines are off.

We're bringing in our
forward leading spring now.

We are clear.

We are sailing away, mamas.

I kind of want
to unpack my sh--.

Don't you?

Let's go do it.
Let's go do it, guys.

We are all clear to swing
on the port side.

All clear to swing.

Well done.

Good work, team.

Daisy!

Where is Daisy?

Why is that there?

That panty liner!

This is the most...
Wait a minute.

Hold on.

Because I ain't never seen
nothing like this in my life.

That is crazy.

Oh, I need Daisy right now.

-What happened?
-Daisy.

Yes.

So I'm putting on my clothes

and there's a ----ing pussy
liner stuck to the wall.

-Are you for real?
-Stuck to my wall.

-Oh.
-I am not making this sh-- up.

You have to come watch it.
I'm not even joking.

That is nasty, actually.

I'm not going to
touch it either.

Who does that?

-It's right there.
-Your left door.

Oh, my God.

[chortling]

Ew, gross.

Why is that there?

Oh, my God.

Why is that there?

-Right there, you see?
-Oh, my God.

Okay.
I am so sorry.

I will get this cleaned for you.

[chortling]

Whose pants has that been down
is my question.

You go soak your hands
with some bleach,

because you know
where she's been.

Clearly she's been around.

I am so sorry about that.

[bleep]

The guest came down and says,

there's a panty liner stuck
in the cupboard.

They've stuck it to the wall.

They found it.

Jenna, Daisy, can you come down
to the crew mess, please?

Copy.

Anyone like a drink?

Do you know how to
make a Paper Airplane?

Oh, yes, I do.

You do.

Oh, I thought you actually
meant an actual physical.

I will learn.

It's called Paper Planes.

Why?
What's wrong?

There was a panty liner
stuck to the cupboard.

-No, you're lying.
-I swear.

I'm like [bleep]

I am traumatized
even thinking about it.

Imagine it was used.

Like, how did we not see this?

Okay, guys. Those cupboards are
not being cleaned out properly.

-Ugh, little nasty.
-It's so embarrassing.

Like, that's the worst thing

that could possibly be
in your cupboard.

When was the last time
you checked that cupboard?

That wouldn't happen again.

We're on charter four.
I don't want that.

Yeah.

How do you miss a panty liner?

I know I ----ed up.

All this Eddy and Alesia
bullsh--

has really been
consuming my mind.

And I'm ----ing up with my job.

It had to be
the one cupboard that,

like, probably never opened.

Oh, [bleep].

Oh, thank you so much.

Let me know how that is
to your tasting.

Okay.

Deck, get ready on
the foredeck for port anchor.

Copy. You can now start
lowering that anchor.

Copy.

Oh, Mike, this is...

-What?
-This is my dream.

This is, like, how
I get turned on.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I might just take you
back after a night out

and just clean the
crew mess for you.

Come on.
Let's get this in.

Honey, want to go up?

Yeah.

I gotta pee so bad.

Can you run up and get another
bottle of white wine, please?

For [bleep]'s sakes.

Hey, you go can lock
that off there for now.

Copy, locking off now.

Daisy, Daisy, could we
please have Mike if possible?

Copy. Take him.

Copy that.

Eddy, Eddy, you and
me can go get the slide.

So, how do you
all know each other?

So, my mom and Christina,

they've known each other
since I was, like, what, four?

Oh, my God.

You got this Eddy here, I think.

Find out if you're
crushed by it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

Which is our vault,
because we didn't find it.

I've spoken to them, and
I think they've learned

their lesson to check.

-I need you guys to step up.
-Yeah.

In case they bring it up,
I wanted you to know.

Okay.

Do we have a red onion,
sweetie pie?

Mmm, no.

Come on, ladies.
Let's get on the slide.

-Be careful, Mama.
-Yeah.

[screams]

Oh, hell no.
I ain't doing that. No!

-That's not bad.
-Oh, no.

-Okay, chardonnay.
-Thank you, sweetie.

All right, Jason.

Give them a big splash, Mama.

Woo!

[laughing]

Oh, my God.

-I slid the wrong way.
-Let's go!

Oh!

Yeah!

Mommy!

I feel like it's
such a sh-- start.

Just simple things, like,
that could have been avoided

if I just opened up a cupboard.

I know there's three of us,
but I take the blame.

I mean, like, it's not ideal,
and I am annoyed

because I have said,
I did say, to clean inside.

Detailing means doing
inside the cupboards.

That had to be my luck.

I mean, at least they
are really nice.

Hey, down, down,
down, down, down, down.

But now you're older

and remember to check
in the cupboards.

100% yeah, to have that,

because now it's
stuck in my head.

-Look at her!
-You about to twerk it?

-Do it!
-Hey!

Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally,

Wally, Wally, Wally,
Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally!

Okay, I'm here!

Yeah, yeah, girl, get it, girl!

-That was great.
-That was great.

All right.

Whoops!

Oh, God!

-Are you okay?
-No!

Captain, can you come
to the aft, please,

-we've got a medical.
-Oh, sh--.

Jason's on his way.

-You okay?
-Uh-uh. She's not good.

-Are you okay?
-No, I hit my head.

[bleep]

Come up and around this way.

I'm okay.

-Are you okay?
-I am okay.

I hit like right here.

-Really?
-Do you want anything?

-I probably need an ice.
-Right-o.

If you get a bit
nauseous or anything...

I'll let you know.

I can get a medic any time.

-I'm okay.
-Okay.

No, that's okay.

I'm really happy that
you're okay, Christina.

No worries.

She's in the
starboard forward.

Starboard forward.
Thanks, mate. Well done.

-Is she okay?
-Yeah, she says she falls a lot.

She does.

Christina?

You okay?

If you feel tired,
you need to tell me, yeah?

I know I'm okay.

-Yeah, okay.
-Thank you.

Captain's going to give
her the magic touch

and she'll be right
as rain for dinner.

Want to go change?

I'm not going to waste
time over that.

I am setting up for dinner now.

Yeah, perfect.

So just to let you know,
I'm going to be down and up.

Yeah, that's right.

Alesia, Alesia, Daisy.

-8:00 dinner in the sun deck.
-Copy.

Oh!

How are you, mate.
You going in there?

Yeah,
you gonna check on her?

Christina?
How are you?

You feeling all right?

I'm not getting stressed because
it's literally just decorations.

-Yes.
-More is more is more.

I want the soul to sparkle.

-Bigger?
-Yeah, bigger.

Beautiful, Betul.
You're fantastic.

[spits]

I love Pride.
I love everything about it.

I Pride all the time.

I can add my own spin on it

and look crazy and fun
and beautiful.

I'm in my element.

We're going to put this here.

And the other one,
the other there.

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.

Pretty.

I love the tower.

Oh, it looks amazing.

Thank you.

You didn't get me a boa.

-Hell no.
-Oh!

Oh, look at this.
This is beautiful.

I don't know how y'all do it.
This is beautiful.

Pretty.

Very nice, my man.

The queen has arrived.

Now, welcoming the number
one bottom on the Katina.

Featuring flamboyancy
and straight-on [bleep]iness.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we give you Marc.

What happens now is you're
going to basically,

they're all going
to fall out of their shell.

Oh.

You just want to do as little
as possible right now.

We got this.

MVP, baby.
Here we go.

Happy Pride night, everybody.

-Cheers!
-Happy Pride.

Daisy, Daisy, Ellie, should
we plate the first course?

Yes, you can plate.

Butterflies and rainbows, Ellie.

Decorations are very nice.

Uh-uh.

The top of the head
got eyes on it.

Like, hey, baby.

Love it.

The thing about that, it just
gets cold really quickly.

Uh-huh, okay.

We're going to wait
for her to come.

All right, thanks.

I can't seriously think
about dating

unless I'm financially stable,

because if I want to date,
I want to do fun things,

and I'm not a homebody.

Yeah, because
what are you, like, 23?

-24.
-24.

24.

-Everyone's here now.
-Okay.

Okay, ready for service, please?

We're here, we're here.

-Are you sure, Daisy?
-[bleep]'s sake.

It's muscles and clams, monnier.

And they get cold super fast.

Okay, we've been here.
----ing, ----ing...

Yeah, it gets cold super fast.

Yeah, okay, well,
then hurry the [bleep] up.

Oh, this looks wonderful.

Mussels and clams.

It looks really good.

No problem with that.

Should I serve some
plain rice as well

if they want for the fish?

For who, hun?

What's that, hun?
What's that?

[sighs]

Sorry, hun.
I can't hear you.

I'm sorry, I just
can't hear you right now.

No worries.

All these pet names.
It needs to stop.

I can't ----ing take it.

It's really noisy by this fan.

Okay.

-Thanks, boo-boo.
-Mm-hmm.

[knocks]

Housekeeping.

-Ellie?
-Yes?

May you please
get a little bowl.

-I'm going to put a salsa in it.
-Yes.

Thank you.

Galley, we're about to clear.

-Thank you very much.
-You're very welcome.

The sauce was
absolutely stunning.

-Good
-It was great.

That was amazing.

Daisy, we're ready, please.

-Okay.
-What is this?

It's mahi mahi,
tropical pineapple salsa.

We can make some
grilled mahi mahi.

Oh, yes, please.

Can I just have one mahi?

One mahi.

She's being funny.

-Get it, mahi mahi.
-Okay.

Spicy, but it is good.

It's a nice spice.

-Yeah.
-You can keep it.

You can keep it. Yes.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

Baby's first penis. Yes.
Same penis forever.

Same penis forever.

Yes.

Good night, everyone. Cheers.

-You have a nice night.
-You have a nice.

-Thank you.
-Good night, son.

-Yeah, I love you.
-I love you.

-How are you doing?
-Okay.

-Thank you.
-So much stuff on the floor.

Where is he?

He's probably eating ice cream.

-Oh, that's so good.
-So good. Thanks.

What's your favorite dessert?

-Cheesecake.
-What kind of cheesecake?

Lemon meringue.

Mm.

The big fluffy one.

Lemon meringue.
Remember that.

What?

We'll make sure
we make some for you.

Thanks.
See you in the morning.

Yes.
Have a good night.

You, too.

[alarm beeps]

-Good morning, Betul.
-Good morning, morning.

Very kind of you.
Thank you.

Morning. Buenos dias.
Do you have anything for us?

You're a hungry bastard,
are you?

I'm starving.

Maybe like a little omelet?

An omelet? An omelet.
[bleep] off.

I don't even do omelets for
the guests, mate.

Avocado.

Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go.

What's that? What?

Just a word of advice.
Don't ever do that again.

-Do what?
-Do that.

-Do what?
-Ask for food.

In the Morning.
Four-day charter.

He's been absolutely ----ed.

It's just not a good idea.
I'm just saying.

-Ben.
-Yo.

Alesia's had a little
chat with us and said,

don't ever do that again.

I said, don't do what again.

Should I ever ask
Ben for breakfast?

Sorry. I wasn't trying to be
rude. I'm just saying...

No, it's all right.
It's just...

Alesia, Alesia, Alesia.

Please don't ever do that again.

Like, don't tell us
what to do. Please.

Just saying it's disrespectful.

If you want to be
in the galley, go.

Wait, what happened?
Did you just scare her off?

She was helping.

If I shouldn't have asked,
I shouldn't have asked.

Two stews in
the ----ing galley.

I'm glad you guys had that out,

but I also appreciate
Alesia looking out.

Don't wind me up, Mikey.

[bleep], man.

Can you tell me if
I'm in the wrong?

Oh, God, yeah, go on.

Mike comes up and says,

"Oh, Ben, do you mind
making me an omelet?"

-What?
-Thank you.

A normal ----ing
human response.

What?

And I brought him
aside and said,

"Don't ever ask that again."

And he goes, "Don't ever
come up to me and say,

I can't ask him or something."

No, it's crazy.

Next time, just come
to me and tell me.

In my role, I feel like
I'm everyone's mom.

But with Alesia and Mike,
it feels particularly taxing.

So annoying.

I shouldn't have to
be dealing with this,

like, tit for tat,
like, child's play.

Like, no, it's my toy.
No, it's my toy.

I'm like, I don't
give a [bleep].

Just clean the boat.

All you have to do
is just clean the boat.

Morning.

What's going on in here?

Honestly, it was
kind of ridiculous.

Okay.

I came in someone having
a bit of a banter with Ben.

Oh, Ben, oh, fancy
whipping us up some breakfast,

what we're thinking,
some omeletes,

something like this.

But then Alesia
pulls and goes,

"Don't ever ask him
to do that again."

In that tone,
not the words.

-It's the tone.
-Exact tone.

Alesia shouldn't have said
that too directly, the tone.

Yeah, yeah, I didn't think
it was a big deal to say.

Okay, well, I'm telling you now,

do not ask
the chef for anything.

All right.
I apologize.

Ooh, the weather's beautiful.

No.

[laughing]

Galley, can send breakfast.

All right, sweetie pie.
They're ready to go.

I see the light at the
end of the tunnel, mate.

I smell bacon.

Let's get this
out of here, baby.

-I'm here, I'm here.
-Let's do this.

Yeah, I would stay
out of it as well.

Jenna, have you been
banned from the galley?

That's unacceptable.

You're allowed in here
any time you want.

As for you,
you're only allowed here

up to five minutes
before meal time.

Oh, really?

You'd have me ----ing camp
in here if you could.

Daisy, service.
I'm here for ----ing 30 minutes.

I like winding her up.
I love it.

I approach her like
a hollandaise sauce.

I just wind it up, baby.

I just wind it up.

Oh, I can wind you up,
don't you worry.

We're going to fight.

I can't hear you,
I can't hear you.

Are you saying something?

-Can we go, please?
-Yeah.

Okay, ready to roll.

Sorry, darling,
would you like a croissant?

Yes?

Jenna, can you
have some, please?

Sure.

Alesia, will you go and quickly

check the cabins and
freshen them up.

They're the crispiest potatoes.

Yes, daddy.

What's going on,
my little trouper?

-Are you all right?
-Yeah, I'm good.

You're good, baby.

Okay, dishes are done.

All right, baby.

My little darling.

Daisy, cabins are
officially all done.

Yeah.

You're just having a moment.

I've been hiding this
from her for 16 years.

Oh, my God.

She was like, I already knew,
you were my little brother.

I love you no matter what.

-She's the bigger one?
-Yes.

-Okay.
-Yeah, she's the oldest.

I was born in Istanbul.

In my country, gay marriage,
like, it's not legal.

It's a big sin.

Thankfully, yachting
helped me a lot

to get away from that culture.

I started to work in Europe.
I traveled.

I saw how the people
they are living happily

without, like, strict rules.

Do your thing.
Be yourself.

I do feel happy
to be educated.

-Well, nice to meet you, mamas.
-Thank you.

Nice to meet you, too.

It's going to be a fun charter.

Oh, really?
I'll have a look.

Thank you so much.

Eh?

Alesia, like, why are
you giving me orders

instead of focusing on
just what you've got to do?

You're not my boss.

If you do what
you need to do instead,

things will probably be sound.

So, they said they didn't have
toilet paper in your room?

No, it was,
like, really low,

and I just used the bathroom,
and it's gone now.

I don't think they restocked it.

They're giving us panty liners
and no toilet paper.

I'm actually gonna get
to send Mike on his break.

Oh, really?

Sorry.

-She and Alex's room.
-Yeah.

She was, like, there's
no toilet paper in the room.

You did the cabins.

For now on, when we're turning,
those cabins were like,

can we please put a full roll
on those cabins?

Yeah.

And I want those under the sink,

packed with
toilet paper as well.

Oh, [bleep]'s sake.

There is one person
who doesn't eat steak.

I know, they've got fish,
they've got loads of stuff.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

If you could help with,
like, nice cheese board,

I would do
the foie gras as well.

-Do you want me to?
-Maybe.

Yeah, okay. I will.

Do you want to choose a board
to put the charcuterie on?

We'll see, okay?
We'll see.

We'll figure it out.

Oh, that long black one
would help a lot.

I'm gonna run through change.

You change into
yours blacks, right?

Yeah, whatever you want.

Let's do that.
We've doing everything properly.

Let's keep the momentum going.

I'll be right back.

It reminds me of California.

We don't have sunset in Florida.

That is unbelievable.

I'm going to go take a shower.

-Want to go change?
-Hey, look at that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

All right, baby.
I got you, honey.

Thank you.

I just need to
get this sh-- done.

All right, I'll see you in five.

I'm trying to choose
my battles wisely,

but she just has this sort
of bravado about her.

Like, she's my boss and stuff.

I want her to
just chill, you know?

Alesia, Alesia,
Daisy,

you can get into
your blacks, please.

Copy, thank you.

It's beautiful.

Thank you, sweetie.

What do you think of these?

I like them the way
that you've done them.

Right.

Okay, let's speed that up,
please, love, if we can.

Yep.

You wearing your Gucci bag?

Yeah.

My earrings are fine.
Necklace is cool.

Daisy, Ellie, five minutes
on the charcuterie.

Copy, we have no guests up,

but I'll let you
know when they appear.

Copy, thank you.

No guests.

All right, wrap it and put
it in the fridge, darling.

-Yeah, I will.
-Please.

Yes, I will, I will.

All right, okay, okay.

Okay, we've got
to take a breath.

We've got to do this.

It's getting a little
too intense in here.

We've got to take
a little breather.

I know, but dinner's
in half an hour, honey,

and we've got a ton
to do, all right?

I could have prioritized
differently if I had known.

What, like, moved quicker,
or how do you mean?

Sorry, babe, I've been...

Ben, the way you spoke to me,
I can't handle that.

Spoke to you?
By doing what?

The way you spoke
to me right now,

I'm not going to
have that ever again.

How did I speak to you?

I'm never going to
have that again, Ben.

-How did I speak to you, honey?
-Never, ever, ever, ever again.

Don't call me honey,
don't ever call me honey.

-My name is Elena.
-Okay, Elena.

-My name is Elena or Ellie.
-Okay, Ellie.

I'm not honey, I'm not bunny,
I'm not anything.

-Okay.
-Okay, thank you.

Sounds good.
All right, perfect. Good.

Secondly don't ever speak
to me like that again.

What did I do?
How did I speak to you?

Could you just tell me?

You spoke to me
in an awful manner.

Wow.

You need to get your
head in the game,

you need to get this organized.

-I am.
-This is your job.

Get us organized,
we'll get this sh-- done.

What is the list?
Let's go.

Phew.

I'm ----ing trying.

-Peel potatoes.
-Okay, thank you.

Grate Parmesan cheese, which I
mentioned earlier, didn't I?

Say we need to grate
this Parmesan cheese.

Don't even ----ing try
to [bleep] me, Ben.

You are like an
emotional anchor

around the galley team's neck,
dragging up to the bottom.

When you were
telling me earlier,

you know, hey, can you change
into your chef jacket?

-Yeah, you need to.
-Oh, thank you.

Because we need to get
our sh-- together.

We can't look like ----ing--

And getting into my chef jacket
is not going to improve

-the quality of dinner.
-I'm not sorry.

I'm not sorry.

I didn't realize you were the
head chef. I'm sorry.

We need to get
our sh-- together.

And we need to be
in a better mood.

I need to be in a better mood.
Are you ----ing kidding?

Can we try not to
get in arguments

before dinner service, please?

You started it.

-Okay, sis.
-Uh-oh.

Okay, scarlet letter.

Yeah, I'll finish these
and I'll go.

So you're a little more
sensitive than we once thought.

No, I'm not sensitive.
Don't turn this on me.

You are disrespectful.

Wow.

Captain. Captain.
Ellie, where can I find you?

Sun deck. Sun deck.

What the [bleep]?

You okay, Ellie?

----ing idiot.

Are you in a better mood?

Are you ----ing for real
right now?

Captain?

Captain, what just
happened in the galley,

it's unacceptable.

Next on "Below
Deck Down Under"...

May your days be
filled with joy

and your hearts intertwine.

Woo!

Girls, come in here.

Both Alesia and, Mike,
just pull your weight.

I don't really want to work
around this energy tonight.

What you did was unprofessional.

It's inappropriate.

Quite honest,

it's definitely not
tolerated on the boat.