All language subtitles for Sex Orgy (English Language) (Nadine Scant) #Alpha-France

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Why?

Sponge.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Huh.

Huh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm?

Thank you.

Roaching the village of Ben Pecker.

Oh, Robert, was that a group of tourists?

Yes, madam.

It's incredible.

The tourists come to visit this little
place.

can't believe it they're getting up to
date madam ever since the mayor got

elected as deputy why the village is going
to have a pharmacist oh a young man from

chabur i've been told that anyway chabur
do they have pharmacies in chabur i was

under the impression that chabur only sold
umbrellas i'd like to stop you can find

one of those parts times change
madam it's evolution Alas, alas.

Oh, Robin, I'm tired of driving around.

Take me back to the shelter.

Yes, Martin.

Well, that's out of the way.

If it should rain, at least we're in a dry
place.

But really?

I wonder, what made us come to this one
horse town?

Oh, Claudette wanted to come here.

She insisted.

Apparently the village of Benpecker has
many interests.

My nurse talked about it all the time.

That's before my godfather took me to
England.

Ah, I hope we can meet some men.

I don't find country like that appealing.

It's really dead around here.

Hmm.

There's no point in going on vacation if
you can't find some new acquaintances.

Especially when the new acquaintances are
men.

I'm afraid you're an infomaniac.

You're right.

I am an infomaniac.

And I love it.

How is a woman like me supposed to enjoy
yourself if there are no men about?

Well, I hope there are other men around
here besides the local yokels we've seen.

All you think about is sex.

Absolutely.

And that's what life is all about.

Getting your jollies.

And so far, no one's found anything better
than sex for passing the time.

Oh, yes, Mr. Territ.

This drugstore has been without a
pharmacist for 20 years.

The people in the town have done their
best to supply and stock medicine,

but so many, many complications,
the applications, the trips we made,

and the disappointments, oh, God,
disappointments.

And finally, we were lucky enough to
discover you.

And we were able to convince you to leave
Paris and set up here in Bent Peckert.

No, Mr. Colwyn.

No, breakwind.

Breakwind?

Breakwind?

That's right, breakwind.

Ah.

Good day.

And I'm not from Paris.

I'm from Cherbourg.

Ah, Cherbourg, the port city of romance,
a place of adventure.

Anyway, I hope you take the task of curing
our villages seriously.

The job you have chosen is not an easy
one.

Permit me to embrace you, sir.

But how many are here in Benpecker?

789, that's without the ones in the
chateau.

There are three, the chauffeur,
the servant, and...

Madame de Giffhead, a woman of great
talent, the poor thing, is a widow.

I must leave you now.

I have work to do.

will be arriving here soon.

I'm on my way, Mr. Carrot.

Hey, where are you running to,
Mariette?

To the chateau?

I'm in a hurry.

Are you trying to give me the brush off?

Oh, now, Mr. Flambelch, all you ever want
is for me to play dirty with you.

But you excite me so much.

Oh, I can't today.

I have no time.

It's when she has a
nervous reaction resulting

from stress that the
itching bothers the lady.

So I was wondering if you might prepare a
softening oil for her skin that would put

an end to her suffering, or at least ease
her suffering.

It just happens to be my specialty.

Come back in two hours, it'll be ready.

Good.

See you later, then.

Hmm.

If I can satisfy her in the chateau,
I'll make a fortune here.

Now to work.

Oh!

Damn!

How can I tell which one is which?

Ah.

We don't see soon enough.

So Claudette, we finally see what your boy
looks like.

She's not so bad, is she?

Uh-huh.

I must admit I'm not used to going around
nude, but I also admit I find it a grip.

Personally, the grass gets me feeling
horny.

Me too.

I love the sunshine.

Want some oil?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing.

I mean, it's the sun.

I've got a sunburn and we're out of oil.

Can you get some in the village?

Huh?

Would you get some, Cadet?

Why, of course.

I'll be right back.

Take your time.

Ah, last we're alone, darling.

You should invite her.

It would be fun with three.

Ah, just wait and see.

I can be like two.

boy Mm-hmm.

A new invention.

What can I do for you?

I'd like some sun oil.

There.

That'll be 12 francs.

Thank you.

Goodbye, miss.

Is anyone there?

It looks like we're in luck, shall we?

I dare you.

I accept that they're...
You-who, we're here!

Over this way!

Woo-hoo!

Near the bushes!

Oh!

My respects, ladies.

I am Robert.

Can you keep a secret to yourselves?

If you can, I'd like to make you a
proposition.

Oh, we love propositions.

What is it?

Of course, you'll receive compensation for
what I'm asking you to do.

They won't be necessary if you can bowl
the two of us.

But I... He's cute.

I wonder what he's like without the
uniform.

There's only one way to find out.

But you must listen.

Let me... I'll explain.

There's one thing.

It's hard to explain.

This is really stiff.

Why not?

Yes, sir.

Why not?

Help!

Right now.

Oh All right.

.

Good morning, sir.

I am Miss Love, the school teacher here.

I'd say hello.

Oh, that's very nice of you.

As you and I are intellectuals,
we surely have affinities.

And a bent pecker is far from being what
you'd call a cultured village.

I thought it would be a good idea if we
met each other's acquaintance.

Well, now we know each other.

Good morning, sir.

My name's Territ, Ms. Lump.

I'll see you then, Mr. Territ.

Goodbye, Miss Lump.

I hope to see you again soon.

You're so very charming.

Oh, Mr. Tarrant.

Permit me.

Where in the world is that for all that
it's been ages?

What's that imbecile doing?

If you see other scratching, then it could
very well become infectious.

Madam, I should control your scratching.

It could end up being an itchy matter for
you.

Don't be such an idiot, Mariette.

If I'm scratching, it's because I happen
to be itchy.

I just thought I'd mention it.

Oh, my legs itch me.

Mariette, scratch my legs for me.

Oh.

Is anyone in the store?

Is that you, Robert?

The solution is on the table.

Take it.

You can pay me later.

I'm busy now.

That burns something awful.

I'll try this.

You must trust the pharmacist.

No one feels so exciting.

Oh, yeah.

It's as stiff as a poker.

Mariette, turn down the radio.

But it's not on, madam.

But I can hear music.

I'm sure of it.

I know I can hear it.

She's right.

Where's it coming from?

Hey, it stopped.

That made me shrink up.

Robert, did you hear any music when you
came by?

Yes, madam, but I don't know where it came
from.

Strange happenings.

Did you get my oil?

Here it is, madam.

Ah, thank you.

Circus music in the air and from out of
nowhere.

It's incredible.

Oh, I'm itchy.

Music.

A cockpit's musical.

I've had enough music today.

Oh, the servants nowadays.

No.

It's an illusion.

I'll find out.

I'm sure it's me.

Yes, my old act had the same intro.

It's the clowns.

Hello.

You the new pharmacist?

Yes.

Flambels, I'm the local policeman.

I came here to ask you if you had some
kind of oil to revive my virility.

Ah, sort of aphrodisiac.

An aphro-what?

An aphrodisiac.

It excites sexuality.

It gives you a faton, like when you were
20.

Yes, that's it.

Like when I was a legionaire.

Had CD-Bell shake it.

What a time I had.

I'll go see what I have.

Ooh.

Oh, I can't find anything.

It should be on this table.

I can't see very well without my glasses.

Thanks.

Thank you very much.

I'll let you know how it works.

It's too much.

Oh, damn it, I made a mistake.

I gave him the softening oil.

Oh, oh, oh.

He'll be disappointed.

This is exciting.

As soon as they're hot, I'll plow in.

Boy, you babies are gonna get it,
I'm a legionaire.

Lock and load, and boom!

Ready.

What's happening to me?

Damn, I'm finished.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh boy.

Who would have thought that my cock could
play music?

Your bath is ready, madame.

Yes, I'm coming, dear.

Come now, Robert.

It's time to be courageous.

Go invite those young girls for lunch at
the chateau.

Madame could send Mariette.

Hmm.

You're such an idiot.

Oh, I'll go myself.

Robert, what happened last night?

What were we doing?

Why didn't you come around and waited for
you, Robert?

Don't you love me?

Oh, yes, Mariette, of course.

I wanted to come, but if we'd
made love, we would have made

a lot of noise and disturbed
the lady, and everyone else.

Oh, but Robert, when I get hot and do a
lot of screaming, but I'm not so loud.

Oh, I didn't mean your yells of pleasure,
darling.

You see, what worries me of the other
sounds.

I know.

You do grunt, but it's not so bad.

I've never understood why.

I'm under a curse or some kind of spell.

Now stop that stupid talk.

Come on, hold me tight.

You know how much I love it.

If I do, you'll get quite a surprise.

Come on, Robert.

Surprise me.

You turn on the radio.

It's not the radio.

Why, Robert?

That's funny.

A cock in concert.

Something new.

Oh, that's his play louder.

Yes, play it louder, Robert.

Who's playing that music?

Turn off the transistor, will you?

Clodette?

Clodette?

It's not her.

She left already.

That sounds like circus music.

There must be a parade somewhere.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Let's stop here.

My bicycle seat makes me hot.

Mine too.

Wait, I've got an idea.

What is it?

Oh, it's great.

Ah, I love it.

Yesterday I asked you if
you had... Oh, yes, I have it.

Ah, yes, thank you so much.

I'm very grateful.

I was a bit worried.

Tell me, is this the first time you've had
this irritation?

It happened quite often when I was a young
man.

Ah.

Now I try to be more selective.

However, you can't be too careful.

Tell me, what does this preparation cost?

Well, it comes to the sum of 20 francs.

Hmm.

I hope this solution will put me in form.

Goodbye.

What made me do that?

He makes me so nervous.

He has a severe face.

Good day, Miss.

I didn't come to say hello sooner.

You know it's that breakwind.

I can't bear him.

Did he tell you anything?

Not really.

Oh, I'm surprised.

He gossips to everyone.

His tongue really wags.

I've never seen a man talk so much.

He thinks he's romantic.

He must be a lonely man.

He's just a bore.

And I'm bored with this school vacation.

This is such a hick.

Oh, where were you before?

In Betun.

Yes, my father beat heads.

Was he a murderer?

Oh, no.

He was a foreman in the slaughterhouse.

The air is nice here.

Ah, yes, it's beautiful country.

Uh, if I dared.

Tomorrow I'd close the pharmacy,
and we could go picnicking.

Oh, if you're nice.

Oh, don't worry.

I've always been a good boy.

Promise?

It's a date, then.

I'll meet you at the other end of the
village.

.

.

.

.

Oh, you little devils.

That beautiful fruit.

Oh, you're so boring.

Why don't you go away?

Ah.

I want you to satisfy my fantasy.

You're not king, you know, for me.

If you're a nice girl, I have a little
surprise for you.

Mm-hmm.

Is it a gift?

In a way.

Well, I'm sure your coat can't be like my
friends' is.

But I've got a great organ.

Ah.

Here, I'll show you.

All right.

It's even explosive.

Oh, when you see one, you've seen them
more.

I'm not so sure.

Listen.

Yours too?

But it's an epidemic.

Come on.

The two of us will make music together.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah!

Hello.

Hello there ladies.

Hello, my name is Melo.

Hello.

I'm Madame Givhead of the Chateau de
Bentepecker.

Yes, we know that.

The village cop told us.

Flour Belch?

How does he know?

What else did he tell you?

That we're on your property.

Oh, that's all right.

Really?

Of course.

I'm fond of tourists, campers,
the exoticism of large cities.

We miss the excitement here that you have
in city life.

And so I came to invite you to lunch to
the Chateau.

Today?

Yes, of course.

Oh, we accept then.

Wonderful.

One o'clock.

All right.

That's a break.

You said it.

Wow.

It's too good to be true.

She surely has something on her mind.

Oh, you have too much imagination.

Oh, no.

My instinct is never wrong.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

oh

ah rabbit Beautiful day.

Yes, madam.

Very nice, madam.

Tell me, is there a circus in the village?

A circus?

A circus?

No, not that I know of.

I'd better go get those tourists.

Goodbye, madam.

My goodness, he seems to have lost his
hand.

There must be a circus near here.

I know it.

I'm sure there's a circus in the village.

Oh,

the old people are here.

It's dead.

Never mind.

Let's keep looking.

If there's a man to be found here,
we'll find him.

You said it.

Good day, miss.

May I ask you where the fruit came from?

I found it here on the grass.

And on the tree?

One or two on the tree, yes.

But you're not allowed here.

This belongs to the chateau.

You're disobeying the law.

It's called trespassing.

Pardon me.

I didn't know it was trespassing.

Of course.

I had the impression that I had been here
before.

Really?

I felt like if I was at home.

Have you ever visited the Countess?

I'm very friendly with you, you know.

And of course, being a
village deputy, I could always

arrange to have your trespassing
overlooked, understand.

Now, it all depends on how you behave.

You know what I mean?

What do you mean?

You're a big girl with modern ideas.

understand what I'm getting at.

You live in Paris?

No, I live in London.

Well, that's all the more reason.

Stop.

That's it.

Defend yourself.

It excites me.

Come here.

That's curious.

The Countess has the same birthmark.

But just the same, it's curious.

They both have the same birth mark.

Yoo-hoo!

Anyone there?

Coming.

Well, that long-lasting man.

Oh, we've seen our old folks at home here.

That's right.

The children have all gone on vacation.

And that's what Miss Lump said.

Miss Lump is the school teacher here.

So that's it.

So you're the only young man available?

Yes.

So I'm told.

Now, may I help you?

Well, we sure hope so.

I'll close up the store.

What are you going to do to me?

If it's a hold-up, it's not worth it.

I just came from Sherbrooke yesterday.

There's nothing in the till.

All I have is the clothes I'm wearing.

We're going to take off the clothes.

Now please get dressed, Miss.

I'm not a doctor.

I can't perform examinations.

But, but... But, hey,
oh, you're a cannibal.

It's shocking.

I... I... I... Oh.

Oh!

Tell me how I'm supposed to kiss and
breathe.

Breathe through your nose, stupid.

For a virgin, he's not so bad.

No, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ah!

Oh, oh, no.

No, mama.

No, I'm suffering.

I'll explode.

He really got the heart.

Ow, ow, you bit me.

Oh, ow.

I hate men.

Oh,

so there you are.

Don't touch.

It's impossible for us to meet for the
time needed to cause a lot of problems.

I must talk to you, my love.

No, someone could surprise us and see us
committing an act of the flesh in the open.

Must listen to me.

Impossible, no.

Mr. Plumfruit might come at any moment.

It's dangerous.

I want him to believe that I'm pure.

That inheritance was passed.

be by if I'm not careful.

I understand, but I have something
important to tell you.

Are you still looking for your daughter?

More than ever, why'd you ask?

It's because I saw her today.

Oh, what?

She's camping near here.

Oh, oh, Lord.

Oh, my dear, get a hold of yourself.

My baby.

Oh.

Bernice, put yourself together.

Bernice.

Darling.

Horrible brute.

Oh, this is no time for love.

Show me your birthmark.

I must see it, my dear.

Now, we don't have time for frolics.

What I want to say is, I saw the very same
spot on the neck of the little camper.

What?

I'm convinced she's the one.

It was surely the other two campers I
invited to lunch.

I was stupid not to know my daughter.

But she was seven when she disappeared.

And I'm the one who wanted to pay her to
play a role and pretend she was my daughter.

You recognized her.

Oh, she has a great pair of eyes.

Eyes just like yours.

Exactly like your eyes.

Oh, Bernice, I want you.

But not now.

Debbie, here in a second.

Oh, yes.

Right away with Sabbath's passion,
like the beasts.

No.

Yes, let's go.

Mount up.

It's a horse.

What's that?

You little imbecile.

Where did you get that gadget in the sex
shop in Paris?

But this is impossible.

I must have a virus.

A virus that oozes Chopin in your little
dink.

Oh, please stop joking.

It feels horrible.

Oh, no, it's charming.

Stay in that position so I can hear it
again.

But I really don't feel very well.

Oh, I'm excited.

Make love to me, Chopin.

You aren't feeling bad.

Oh.

Darling, darling, make an effort.

Oh, if he dies, then I'm lost.

The world would lose an exceptional master
of music.

No, he lives.

His heart beats and the rest is doing
harmoniously.

Just think today I will see my Claudette.

And my dear, you're so musical.

I'm a leecher there.

I'm with it today.

I'm a leecher there.

You're back already?

Yes, I've had enough.

I'm leaving this place.

You're leaving this place?

I've had enough here.

I'm taking all my things and leaving.

All men are disgusting.

Every last one of them.

Oh.

Well, I'm happy that some are more vicious
than others.

I didn't want to go without leaving you
some money.

Thanks.

But why don't you stay one last night?

I have a feeling my mother's in this area.

I'm going to explore there alone.

It's something I have to do.

Goodbye, girls, and please forgive me.

She'll end up in a nunnery.

If not, she'll be an old maid.

Madame has sent me to fetch you.

The maid's cute.

You can have her.

I'm taking the chauffeur.

Wait till we come back.

The Countess might not like it.

You're right.

Well, let's go, my good man.

Dits are too large.

There'll never be models.

Just

look, they're fucking again.

What a place, that's all they think about
here.

Wyatt, don't be insolent.

You have no right to judge.

Oh, you have no right to judge either with
your music books.

My tragedy, alas.

You could earn yourself a fortune in a
circus.

Which one is it?

Give me a chance to verify.

May I, Miss?

Excuse me.

Neither one is.

I'm sorry.

Oh, you politicians are always promising.

Well, anyway, there must be other campers
around here.

Now, wait.

Yesterday, there were three.

Oh.

Tell me, were there three of you
yesterday?

That's right.

Yeah, Claudette was here, too.

Claudette, tell me, what does she look
like?

Yes, what does she look like?

She's blonde, tall, her eyes are blue.

Oh, where is she?

Quick, tell me where.

Looking for her mother.

She's looking for her mother.

But I'm looking for Clodette.

Where is she off to?

Over there.

Hurry now.

Breakwind, you'll recognise it.

Come quickly.

But it's impossible to leave my affairs.

I have to see the pharmacist.

He promised me a cure for my embarrassing
condition.

Oh, forget that.

You're much better in this condition.

And the way you play your Chopin, you
never played so good with your fingers.

But can you honestly see me giving a
concert for the public?

police department.

I remember back in my father's day they
farted music.

Let's go.

Hurry come on now.

Incredible I'm completely in the dark.

I am too.

I'm also hungry.

Come on let's go now.

Okay.

Well they might be built well but their
manners are awful.

What nerve?

They expect to be models.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Pupor salami.

You have quite an appetite.

I want to eat like Romeo.

No, why Romeo?

Because Romeo ate Juliet.

Oh, I'm choking.

I'm sure they stuffed that guy.

No.

No, no.

He was dipped in starch.

You try him.

I want a piece of mariette.

You have great tits, huh?

It's hard to carry them around,
especially when you want to be a model.

In Paris.

Oh, I have friends modeling in Paris.

I mean, they pose for nudes.

Well, I want to be a model.

In Paris.

For high fashion.

You're gutsy.

Why ask me all these questions?

Because I find you attractive.

You're teasing me.

No, your tits are beautiful.

Better than mine, oh look.

They stand out.

I like them.

They're too big.

Look.

What are you doing to me now?

Let's make it.

I'm ready.

We'll have some fun.

That's not bad, huh?

Your friend is in for a surprise.

Oh, really?

Yes, it's him.

His pecker's not in shape.

No.

No, his prick, his music.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hey, Julie, come over here.

Oh, boy.

His dick is up and playing.

I apologize for all this unwanted music.

It's uncontrollable.

But it's fine.

Play some more.

I'll help you out.

I'll join in, too.

Yeah, come join the ports.

Well, there's room for two.

There's room for three.

What is this?

Where are you taking me?

Oh, oh,

oh.

You there, from Belch, have you seen
anything of those young campers?

Countess Giffhead?

Mr. Deputy, the only thing I've seen
around here is cows.

I'd much rather see a pretty camper.

What do you now?

Just thinking about it.

Turn off your transistor.

I can't hear you, man.

What shall I say?

Well, I... Come
now, Braykwinder.

Tell her to come to the chateau on an
urgent matter.

Yes, Mr. Deputy.

Countess Giffhead.

Madam hasn't returned.

We are catching cold in the open,
and I can't get the door open.

I don't have the keys.

I don't have a key, either.

It's crazy, but that's the way it is.

What's going on here anyway?

We've been locked out.

How can we find our tent?

Flambelge.

Yeah.

Can you put us up tonight?

Sure, why not?

I like women.

Why, you perverted swine, don't be that
way now.

Yes, but it's so small in my cabin.

But... But I'm very generous.

I'm all right, come on.

Thank you, Farage.

Wish it were tomorrow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

There's no way of telling where we are.

Oh, this itching is just off.

Breakwind.

Do you have an idea of where we might be?

I want to tell you the truth.

There's no way of telling.

All right, ask with it.

It's made you don't know this place.

I don't know this place.

It's not surprising.

You're the most incapable of incapables.

Oh.

All right.

There's no point in staying here.

Abandon the car.

Let's move on.

Now listen.

Berenice.

Oh.

Oh.

That man, Flambelch, is a real bull.

What's the difference?

I'm... Well, there's a...

Oh, it is disturbing.

Here comes destiny.

When one has to go, one has to go.

Oh.

Pardon me, Miss.

I'm trying to find Ben Pecker.

Is it a long way?

No, but you've already passed it.

You'll have to turn around.

No.

Little sticks.

Perth, do you know where the chateau is?

I can't tell you.

I'm not from around here.

Oh, I'm so annoyed, because I'm Mr.
Plumfruit.

And it's very important to me that I get
to the chateau.

If I don't, it'll be a disaster to find
me.

Good morning, sir.

The chateau, do you know where I can find
it?

It's on the other side of the village.

The village, much obliged, sir.

You're welcome.

This is very charming.

It is very musical.

Oh, they are so virtuous.

I'm moved by this.

The music that soothes the beast.

oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, great win.

Yes, coming.

Oh, there's nobody here.

Well, all the same.

We should have a rest.

I'm tired.

For one time, you're right.

I know now the keys.

What?

I had them, but I went and left them in
that car of yours.

Oh, what do we do now?

Well, I'll have to break the door.

Oh, no.

Don't break my door.

Well, let's rest up in the car.

Ah.

all right excuse me oh
wait for me oh good day mr.

Tarrett oh good day miss I'm sorry I have
to meet someone I'm late but it's me who

it's me miss Lump can't you see you of
course well good day I've changed, huh?

Yes, yes.

Let's go.

I've prepared everything.

You were right.

I hate people looking at you.

I'm eating.

Do you like it?

It's much too much.

I'll never eat all that.

Come on, Mr. Territ.

Come on, sit down here.

You should relax.

You know, Miss, you're very different.

Well, now I don't have the matter.

I used to teach school.

Of course.

Why not let me see you without your
glasses?

Oh, I'm afraid not.

Ah, it doesn't matter.

I want to see.

But, but I won't be able to see you.

Oh, you have pretty eyes, Mr. T.

Miss Lump, I want you to give back my
glasses.

Promise.

What's happening?

Someone's here.

Yes, I did hear some music.

Come on.

Let's go somewhere else.

Come on!

I'm sure that at the Chateau someone will
help me get reunited with my family.

This is annoying.

I didn't bring any pills.

Why don't you scare me?

Boo!

You'll never scare me that way.

I'll try another thing.

Close your eyes.

Open your eyes.

Ah, you're hiding the best part of you.

Am I really?

Stop playing innocent.

Oh, but I swear I wasn't aware.

Let me take a closer look.

You've got rhythm.

If you say so.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh.

Oh

Ah.

Ah.

There must be someone near here I can hear
a radio.

It's jazz.

I remember when I was 20 years old.

The Hot Club.

Oh.

Excuse me if I distract you.

I am Mr. Plumfruit.

I'd like to know where the Chateau is.

No, you may leave the radio on.

I adore music, and especially if it's
religious.

It's in that direction.

No, I'm much obliged.

I must go through the village.

Is there a pharmacy there?

Yes, but it's closed.

Oh, that's a pity.

You see, I've been driving this motorbike
for two days now, and I need a softening

oil, the kind that you can rub in the
seats so hard.

Wait, I think I have some with me.

Oh, is it possible?

I'm the pharmacist.

No.

No, I'm grateful to you.

Do I owe you for this?

Oh, thank you.

Are you going to the chateau?

Yes.

Tell the Countess I'll take care of her
daughter.

Right.

The message will be delivered.

I'd like to tell you, Robert.

I'm impressed.

Who?

I'm really impressed.

You have courage.

I mean, for the music.

You also.

A three-hour solo non-stop.

It's unique.

I bet even a rabbit couldn't do that.

Even if I were a rabbit, I'd need music.

You really surprised me.

See you later.

Ladies, to the chateau.

Goodbye.

Mm-hmm.

No, no.

Thank you, sir.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

Seems that music is the dominating factor
in this place.

Oh.

Oh, what do you want?

I am Mr. Plum True.

I'm caught in the act.

Get dressed.

I know.

Oh, Mr. Blomford.

If you'd just let me explain.

No, madam, you needn't bother her.

I must say, madam, the passion the local
natives have.

For music, I've never seen anything like
it.

Bravo.

You were listening to Chopin.

That's right.

And you didn't hear me when I arrived.

I know.

I didn't hear.

I didn't hear.

Play that last part again.

I just love Chopin.

Oh, yes, you see.

Yes, Chopin.

Just wait.

All right.

Ah, Deputy.

Yes, my dear.

Turn on the radio again.

The radio?

Mr. Plumfruit.

Would like to hear the end of that solo.

Oh, Mr. Plumfruit, well, let me see if I
can find the same station.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Overwhelming.

But what is all the breathing for?

Must be our deputies.

Every time he hears, Chopper, it happens.

He's in a trance.

Yes, I'm that way when music is religious.

Ah.

Ah.

It seems that the gentleman is enraptured
in his music.

Ah,

so here you are.

Can't we make love in private nowadays?

Why can't you leave us in peace?

Oh, you don't have to worry about me.

I've been drained out all the way.

I'm here to talk to Mr. Tarrett.

It's about that Aphrodisiac.

You gave some to Robert.

It seems that I made a mistake.

The little bottle wasn't Aphrodisiac.

It was a softening oil.

Robert was given the same thing.

Well, as I've just heard, you took the
same stuff yourself.

Can you tell me why?

Well, because... when ladies are
close by like Roberts and mine.

Or a pharmacist, you sure have great
inventions.

So it was that.

But then, break wind also.

And that funny lawyer.

From now on, the nights are going to be
noisy.

We should tell the others.

I'll make an antidote.

No, we don't want an antidote.

The women love the music.

That's for sure.

I'm going now.

That lawyer, I wonder where you are.

he is at the chateau yes let's go

do you recognize the principal clause that
you ought to prove beyond any margin of

doubt the true identity of your offspring
is a legal heir by showing me that the two

of you have identical markings on the back
of your neck well then when may I see your

daughter and well it's a she she she but
there she is that's your daughter oh

there's that attacker my baby girl I you
at last.

But I don't understand.

Do you have a birthmark on your neck?

Why yes.

Like this one.

Mama!

It's so hard warming.

Oh yes.

What a beautiful man.

Oh, now go on.

Leave me alone.

Leave him alone.

There's no reaction.

That means he didn't try the softening
oil.

Wait, I'd better get it.

Now, that's enough.

Now leave me alone.

Oh.

Excuse me, sir.

She's making a joke.

Oh, it really doesn't matter.

I understand.

It's your fault.

We can be thankful Plum Fruit forgot to
use the potion.

If he applied it, then she wouldn't
inherit the money.

My dear friends, I would like to make a
declaration, here and now, that I will

give Madame, the
Countess, to give head, this

check, I declare her
to be the sole heir.

Hooray!

Hooray!

That's me.

Bravo.

My dear voters.

I mean, my dear friends.

We have come here after so many days of
impatience.

to show solidarity and respect for
Countess Givehead.

We have all suffered long nights of
anguish, I can tell you.

Now we have, for pleasure, of witnessing a
miracle.

Every one of us is happy to see this day
Claudette Givehead and her mother reunited.

Yay!

It's time to rejoice, citizens of
Benpecker.

Time to celebrate and let the champagne
flow.

Yay!

Extraordinary, I've never heard such a
speech.

Oh, I must embrace.

He put some on.

I should have known.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Give me your boy, give
me your boy I don't know.

Oh.

Ah.

Now that you're here, daughter,
I found calm and serenity.

Oh.

Thank you.