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Welcome to the Nail Show. My name is

Welcome to the Nail Show. My name is

Welcome to the Nail Show. My name is John Stewart. We got a phenomenal show

John Stewart. We got a phenomenal show

John Stewart. We got a phenomenal show for you tonight. Later on, going to be

for you tonight. Later on, going to be

for you tonight. Later on, going to be joined by the legendary Jane Fonda.

>> She's here. She's going to be promoting

>> She's here. She's going to be promoting

>> She's here. She's going to be promoting her upcoming UFC fight at the White

her upcoming UFC fight at the White

her upcoming UFC fight at the White House

House

House on some guy's birthday.

on some guy's birthday.

on some guy's birthday. BUT FIRST, TONIGHT IS GAME THREE, BABY.

BUT FIRST, TONIGHT IS GAME THREE, BABY.

BUT FIRST, TONIGHT IS GAME THREE, BABY. NEW YORK.

NEW YORK.

NEW YORK. Go New York. Go. The excitement in New

Go New York. Go. The excitement in New

Go New York. Go. The excitement in New York is palpable.

York is palpable.

York is palpable. >> The New York Knicks are now two wins

>> The New York Knicks are now two wins

>> The New York Knicks are now two wins away from doing something they have not

away from doing something they have not

away from doing something they have not done since Richard Nixon was in office.

Was that necessary?

Was that necessary?

Was that necessary? The Nixon reference.

The Nixon reference.

The Nixon reference. Oh, the last time the next one, the flu

Oh, the last time the next one, the flu

Oh, the last time the next one, the flu was treated with leeches. No,

was treated with leeches. No,

was treated with leeches. No, I know it's been a long time. Look at

I know it's been a long time. Look at

I know it's been a long time. Look at me.

BUT WE'RE ALL EXCITED HERE. EVERYONE in

BUT WE'RE ALL EXCITED HERE. EVERYONE in

BUT WE'RE ALL EXCITED HERE. EVERYONE in New York is rooting for the Knicks.

New York is rooting for the Knicks.

New York is rooting for the Knicks. Well, uh, almost everyone.

Well, uh, almost everyone.

Well, uh, almost everyone. >> Abuse that's piling up online for Elmo.

>> Abuse that's piling up online for Elmo.

>> Abuse that's piling up online for Elmo. After he tried to be neutral about the

After he tried to be neutral about the

After he tried to be neutral about the NBA Finals, a Sesame Street star posted

NBA Finals, a Sesame Street star posted

NBA Finals, a Sesame Street star posted Elmo hopes both teams have fun.

You kidding me, Elmo?

You kidding me, Elmo?

You kidding me, Elmo? Today's Sesame Street is brought to you

Today's Sesame Street is brought to you

Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter B for you're a

Surely Elmo's fellow New Yorkers

Surely Elmo's fellow New Yorkers

Surely Elmo's fellow New Yorkers responded to his uh wavering with a our

responded to his uh wavering with a our

responded to his uh wavering with a our trademark grace and understanding.

trademark grace and understanding.

trademark grace and understanding. >> New Yorkers didn't like that. They

>> New Yorkers didn't like that. They

>> New Yorkers didn't like that. They unleashed some fury on him, blasting

unleashed some fury on him, blasting

unleashed some fury on him, blasting Elmo as a traitor, telling him to pick a

Elmo as a traitor, telling him to pick a

Elmo as a traitor, telling him to pick a side. The city's transportation

side. The city's transportation

side. The city's transportation department even threatened, "Don't make

department even threatened, "Don't make

department even threatened, "Don't make us take this down, bro.

Happy Elmo.

Happy Elmo.

Happy Elmo. You're going to make the New York

You're going to make the New York

You're going to make the New York Department of Transportation LEAP INTO

Department of Transportation LEAP INTO

Department of Transportation LEAP INTO ACTION AND TAKE THAT SIGN down 10 to 12

ACTION AND TAKE THAT SIGN down 10 to 12

ACTION AND TAKE THAT SIGN down 10 to 12 years from now."

years from now."

years from now." But to get his side of the story, well,

But to get his side of the story, well,

But to get his side of the story, well, let's welcome the muppet at the center

let's welcome the muppet at the center

let's welcome the muppet at the center of all this, Elmo. Everybody, ELMO.

YAY.

YAY.

YAY. HI, EVERYONE. HI, JOHN. ARE YOU STILL

HI, EVERYONE. HI, JOHN. ARE YOU STILL

HI, EVERYONE. HI, JOHN. ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ELMO?

>> ELMO, you you're a New Yorker. I'm just

>> ELMO, you you're a New Yorker. I'm just

>> ELMO, you you're a New Yorker. I'm just I'm a little surprised you're not all in

I'm a little surprised you're not all in

I'm a little surprised you're not all in on the Knicks. Elmo can't help it. Elmo

on the Knicks. Elmo can't help it. Elmo

on the Knicks. Elmo can't help it. Elmo loves the Knicks. And Elmo loves the

loves the Knicks. And Elmo loves the

loves the Knicks. And Elmo loves the Spurs.

Spurs.

Spurs. Elmo wants both teams to have fun. Try

Elmo wants both teams to have fun. Try

Elmo wants both teams to have fun. Try their hardest. And Elmo just wants them

their hardest. And Elmo just wants them

their hardest. And Elmo just wants them both to hit the over. Yay.

I'm sorry. Did you Did you just say hit

I'm sorry. Did you Did you just say hit

I'm sorry. Did you Did you just say hit the over?

the over?

the over? >> YAY. THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS. The over.

>> YAY. THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS. The over.

>> YAY. THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS. The over. That's why the number of the day is plus

That's why the number of the day is plus

That's why the number of the day is plus 216.5.

216.5.

216.5. Yay.

Of course, the number seems heavy given

Of course, the number seems heavy given

Of course, the number seems heavy given that it's been a defensive series thus

that it's been a defensive series thus

that it's been a defensive series thus far. YAY.

far. YAY.

far. YAY. ELMO,

ELMO,

ELMO, do you gamble?

No, no, no, no. This isn't a gamble.

No, no, no, no. This isn't a gamble.

No, no, no, no. This isn't a gamble. This is a lock.

This is a lock.

This is a lock. And Elmo needs it to come in because

And Elmo needs it to come in because

And Elmo needs it to come in because Elmo has been getting crushed by the

Elmo has been getting crushed by the

Elmo has been getting crushed by the unpredictable uh high school baseball

unpredictable uh high school baseball

unpredictable uh high school baseball scores. Yay.

scores. Yay.

scores. Yay. >> You can bet high school baseball on

>> You can bet high school baseball on

>> You can bet high school baseball on these apps.

these apps.

these apps. Oh no, Elmo banned from the apps.

That's why Elmo bets with Big Ricky.

That's why Elmo bets with Big Ricky.

That's why Elmo bets with Big Ricky. He lives in a part of Sesame Street Elmo

He lives in a part of Sesame Street Elmo

He lives in a part of Sesame Street Elmo had NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE. YAY!

had NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE. YAY!

had NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE. YAY! ELMO, I This is stunning to me. This is

ELMO, I This is stunning to me. This is

ELMO, I This is stunning to me. This is shock. You need help.

shock. You need help.

shock. You need help. Yeah,

Yeah,

Yeah, Elmo do need help, Mr. John. Elmo

Elmo do need help, Mr. John. Elmo

Elmo do need help, Mr. John. Elmo especially need help from Josh Hart

especially need help from Josh Hart

especially need help from Josh Hart because Josh Hart averaged 12 points

because Josh Hart averaged 12 points

because Josh Hart averaged 12 points during the regular season on 51%

during the regular season on 51%

during the regular season on 51% shooting from the field, but less than

shooting from the field, but less than

shooting from the field, but less than two points in the finals, ruining Elmo's

two points in the finals, ruining Elmo's

two points in the finals, ruining Elmo's pilot.

H how much how much money did you lose,

H how much how much money did you lose,

H how much how much money did you lose, Elmo?

>> Elmo can't count that high,

>> Elmo can't count that high,

>> Elmo can't count that high, but Big Ricky can. That's why Big Ricky

but Big Ricky can. That's why Big Ricky

but Big Ricky can. That's why Big Ricky had no choice but to break Elmo legs.

had no choice but to break Elmo legs.

had no choice but to break Elmo legs. Look, look. He broke He broke my legs.

Look, look. He broke He broke my legs.

Look, look. He broke He broke my legs. He broke I can't use my legs anymore.

He broke I can't use my legs anymore.

He broke I can't use my legs anymore. Because of Big Ricky.

>> ELMO, YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THIS AROUND.

>> ELMO, YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THIS AROUND.

>> ELMO, YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THIS AROUND. YOU'VE GOT TO GET HELP. YOU'RE ON A BAD

YOU'VE GOT TO GET HELP. YOU'RE ON A BAD

YOU'VE GOT TO GET HELP. YOU'RE ON A BAD PATH.

PATH.

PATH. >> NO, NO, NO. MR. JOHN, Elmo just on an

>> NO, NO, NO. MR. JOHN, Elmo just on an

>> NO, NO, NO. MR. JOHN, Elmo just on an unlucky streak. Elmo, TURN THIS AROUND.

unlucky streak. Elmo, TURN THIS AROUND.

unlucky streak. Elmo, TURN THIS AROUND. ELMO JUST NEED A SURE THING. Like a prop

ELMO JUST NEED A SURE THING. Like a prop

ELMO JUST NEED A SURE THING. Like a prop bet THAT CAN'T GO WRONG. LIKE, OH,

bet THAT CAN'T GO WRONG. LIKE, OH,

bet THAT CAN'T GO WRONG. LIKE, OH, is Mr. John going to the game tonight.

is Mr. John going to the game tonight.

is Mr. John going to the game tonight. >> Well, actually, Elmo, I I will be there

>> Well, actually, Elmo, I I will be there

>> Well, actually, Elmo, I I will be there tonight.

tonight.

tonight. >> Huh?

>> Huh?

>> Huh? That's what Polly Market think.

And now that everyone think Mr. John

And now that everyone think Mr. John

And now that everyone think Mr. John going to game, Elmo make big prep bet

going to game, Elmo make big prep bet

going to game, Elmo make big prep bet and you miss game.

and you miss game.

and you miss game. RIGHT, MR. JOHN. HELP ELMO OUT HIS BIG

RIGHT, MR. JOHN. HELP ELMO OUT HIS BIG

RIGHT, MR. JOHN. HELP ELMO OUT HIS BIG JAM. YAY. THANK YOU, MR. JOHN.

JAM. YAY. THANK YOU, MR. JOHN.

JAM. YAY. THANK YOU, MR. JOHN. >> I'M I'm sorry, Elmo. No way. No

>> I'M I'm sorry, Elmo. No way. No

>> I'M I'm sorry, Elmo. No way. No way. I'm I'm taking my son. We're going

way. I'm I'm taking my son. We're going

way. I'm I'm taking my son. We're going to the G. We wouldn't miss this for

to the G. We wouldn't miss this for

to the G. We wouldn't miss this for anything in the world. PLEASE. OH, NO.

anything in the world. PLEASE. OH, NO.

anything in the world. PLEASE. OH, NO. PLEASE. PLEASE, MR. JOHN. ELMO CAN'T GO

PLEASE. PLEASE, MR. JOHN. ELMO CAN'T GO

PLEASE. PLEASE, MR. JOHN. ELMO CAN'T GO BACK TO THE STREETS. NO. OH. OH, MR.

BACK TO THE STREETS. NO. OH. OH, MR.

BACK TO THE STREETS. NO. OH. OH, MR. JOHN,

JOHN,

JOHN, you can't make Elmo will do Elmo will do

you can't make Elmo will do Elmo will do

you can't make Elmo will do Elmo will do anything. MR. JOHN

anything. MR. JOHN

anything. MR. JOHN ANYTHING.

ANYTHING. MR. JOE, PLEASE. PLEASE. I can

ANYTHING. MR. JOE, PLEASE. PLEASE. I can

ANYTHING. MR. JOE, PLEASE. PLEASE. I can make I can make YOU SO HAPPY.

>> ELMO. JESUS. What are YOU DOING? YOU'RE

>> ELMO. JESUS. What are YOU DOING? YOU'RE

>> ELMO. JESUS. What are YOU DOING? YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. >> OH. OH, YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ELMO.

>> OH. OH, YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ELMO.

>> OH. OH, YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ELMO. ELMO WILL REMEMBER THIS. ELMO WILL HAUNT

ELMO WILL REMEMBER THIS. ELMO WILL HAUNT

ELMO WILL REMEMBER THIS. ELMO WILL HAUNT YOURING DREAMS.

YOURING DREAMS.

YOURING DREAMS. YOU STEWART YOU. THANK YOU, ELMO.

YOU STEWART YOU. THANK YOU, ELMO.

YOU STEWART YOU. THANK YOU, ELMO. EVERYBODY. ELMO.

>> But seriously, because Elmo is not going

>> But seriously, because Elmo is not going

>> But seriously, because Elmo is not going to beat the game, but it is a hot

to beat the game, but it is a hot

to beat the game, but it is a hot ticket. So much so, even the president

ticket. So much so, even the president

ticket. So much so, even the president of the United States has Nick's fever.

of the United States has Nick's fever.

of the United States has Nick's fever. He's dyed his face Nick's orange and

He's dyed his face Nick's orange and

He's dyed his face Nick's orange and and the back of his hands Nick's let's

and the back of his hands Nick's let's

and the back of his hands Nick's let's say purple.

say purple.

say purple. The president's going to be attending

The president's going to be attending

The president's going to be attending the game this evening and New Yorkers

the game this evening and New Yorkers

the game this evening and New Yorkers couldn't be happier.

couldn't be happier.

couldn't be happier. >> I swear to God this New York they

>> I swear to God this New York they

>> I swear to God this New York they everybody but up with Trump. Bro,

everybody but up with Trump. Bro,

everybody but up with Trump. Bro, >> I'm not going to ask you Trump.

>> I'm not going to ask you Trump.

>> I'm not going to ask you Trump. >> We're going to boot the out of you, bro.

You know, in New York, no matter what

You know, in New York, no matter what

You know, in New York, no matter what your race, color, or creed, well, we all

your race, color, or creed, well, we all

your race, color, or creed, well, we all sound just a little Italian.

Still, as a New Yorker and a Knicks fan,

Still, as a New Yorker and a Knicks fan,

Still, as a New Yorker and a Knicks fan, like the rest of us, he's probably been

like the rest of us, he's probably been

like the rest of us, he's probably been in a great mood this weekend because of

in a great mood this weekend because of

in a great mood this weekend because of the series, and he's looking forward to

the series, and he's looking forward to

the series, and he's looking forward to the game.

the game.

the game. >> Meet the press is crooked, and so is ABC

>> Meet the press is crooked, and so is ABC

>> Meet the press is crooked, and so is ABC and CBS and CNN. Mr. President, your

and CBS and CNN. Mr. President, your

and CBS and CNN. Mr. President, your one-sided crooked networks. All right,

one-sided crooked networks. All right,

one-sided crooked networks. All right, let's call it quits cuz I've had enough.

let's call it quits cuz I've had enough.

let's call it quits cuz I've had enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good time,

Thank you, darling. Have a good time,

Thank you, darling. Have a good time, >> Mr. President.

>> Holy leash. Storming out cuz you didn't

>> Holy leash. Storming out cuz you didn't

>> Holy leash. Storming out cuz you didn't like the question. Now,

like the question. Now,

like the question. Now, you could view this as the hissyfitit of

you could view this as the hissyfitit of

you could view this as the hissyfitit of an incredibly fragile man baby whose

an incredibly fragile man baby whose

an incredibly fragile man baby whose paper thin skin can't handle venturing

paper thin skin can't handle venturing

paper thin skin can't handle venturing out of the sickopantic embrace of his

out of the sickopantic embrace of his

out of the sickopantic embrace of his tongue bathing acolytes. Or,

tongue bathing acolytes. Or,

tongue bathing acolytes. Or, uh, actually, I don't know how else you

uh, actually, I don't know how else you

uh, actually, I don't know how else you could do it.

could do it.

could do it. It really is JUST THAT. IT'S SAD. IT'S

It really is JUST THAT. IT'S SAD. IT'S

It really is JUST THAT. IT'S SAD. IT'S VERY SAD. It's It's sad because the

VERY SAD. It's It's sad because the

VERY SAD. It's It's sad because the interview with Kristen Welker of Meet

interview with Kristen Welker of Meet

interview with Kristen Welker of Meet the Press began as more of a romcom meet

the Press began as more of a romcom meet

the Press began as more of a romcom meet cute.

cute.

cute. >> As we're having this conversation, we

>> As we're having this conversation, we

>> As we're having this conversation, we can hear a little bit of rain.

can hear a little bit of rain.

can hear a little bit of rain. >> No, a lot of rain.

>> No, a lot of rain.

>> No, a lot of rain. >> A lot of rain.

>> A lot of rain.

>> A lot of rain. >> Is that wind or what?

>> Is that wind or what?

>> Is that wind or what? >> Nice rain.

If you like peanut colada

If you like peanut colada

If you like peanut colada getting caught,

getting caught,

getting caught, >> the rain is sweet. As long as it's not

>> the rain is sweet. As long as it's not

>> the rain is sweet. As long as it's not accompanied by scary sky booms.

accompanied by scary sky booms.

accompanied by scary sky booms. >> Hear that sound of thunder, lightning.

>> Hear that sound of thunder, lightning.

>> Hear that sound of thunder, lightning. People will understand. We're in a farm.

>> Sure. your city slickers with your lack

>> Sure. your city slickers with your lack

>> Sure. your city slickers with your lack of rain and trans weather, whatever you

of rain and trans weather, whatever you

of rain and trans weather, whatever you have up there. And by the way, when did

have up there. And by the way, when did

have up there. And by the way, when did Trump go to his stylist and go, "Hey,

Trump go to his stylist and go, "Hey,

Trump go to his stylist and go, "Hey, give me the Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa."

But Trump was having a lovely time. So,

But Trump was having a lovely time. So,

But Trump was having a lovely time. So, how did it go from look at us having a

how did it go from look at us having a

how did it go from look at us having a wonderful conversation in the rain to

wonderful conversation in the rain to

wonderful conversation in the rain to you and the network you wrote in on?

you and the network you wrote in on?

you and the network you wrote in on? Because the interview began like so many

Because the interview began like so many

Because the interview began like so many other ones for Trump. Reasonable

other ones for Trump. Reasonable

other ones for Trump. Reasonable question, ridiculous answer. Okay, fine.

question, ridiculous answer. Okay, fine.

question, ridiculous answer. Okay, fine. >> Is this a war? As long as there's a

>> Is this a war? As long as there's a

>> Is this a war? As long as there's a naval blockade in place.

naval blockade in place.

naval blockade in place. >> Well, we have a blockade. It's been

>> Well, we have a blockade. It's been

>> Well, we have a blockade. It's been extremely effective. And you will see

extremely effective. And you will see

extremely effective. And you will see things like you've never seen. The oil

things like you've never seen. The oil

things like you've never seen. The oil will go down. The stock market already,

will go down. The stock market already,

will go down. The stock market already, as you know, it's hit an all-time high.

as you know, it's hit an all-time high.

as you know, it's hit an all-time high. I don't consider that a war, but if you

I don't consider that a war, but if you

I don't consider that a war, but if you want to define it as such, I guess you

want to define it as such, I guess you

want to define it as such, I guess you can.

can.

can. >> Well, how do you define it?

>> Well, how do you define it?

>> Well, how do you define it? >> I don't define it at all. I don't think

>> I don't define it at all. I don't think

>> I don't define it at all. I don't think about it. I just do what I have to do.

about it. I just do what I have to do.

about it. I just do what I have to do. Sure,

Sure,

Sure, why not? I believe it was William to

why not? I believe it was William to

why not? I believe it was William to come to Sherman who said, "War is hell,

come to Sherman who said, "War is hell,

come to Sherman who said, "War is hell, I guess. I don't really think about it."

But then we get to a moment when the

But then we get to a moment when the

But then we get to a moment when the Heartland rain swept romcom becomes a

Heartland rain swept romcom becomes a

Heartland rain swept romcom becomes a man trapped in a barn with his worst

man trapped in a barn with his worst

man trapped in a barn with his worst nightmare, a woman

nightmare, a woman

nightmare, a woman who won't stop asking pertinent

who won't stop asking pertinent

who won't stop asking pertinent questions.

questions.

questions. >> Mr. President, one of your consistent

>> Mr. President, one of your consistent

>> Mr. President, one of your consistent campaign promises was no new wars. What

campaign promises was no new wars. What

campaign promises was no new wars. What changed? Because you insisted no new

changed? Because you insisted no new

changed? Because you insisted no new wars.

wars.

wars. >> First of all, I didn't guarantee no war.

>> First of all, I didn't guarantee no war.

>> First of all, I didn't guarantee no war. Listen,

Listen,

Listen, all of us who live through his campaign

all of us who live through his campaign

all of us who live through his campaign know that he made that kind of a

know that he made that kind of a

know that he made that kind of a centerpiece. He said this,

centerpiece. He said this,

centerpiece. He said this, >> "Under Trump, we will have no more

>> "Under Trump, we will have no more

>> "Under Trump, we will have no more wars." And he also said this.

wars." And he also said this.

wars." And he also said this. >> I'm not going to start a war. I'm going

>> I'm not going to start a war. I'm going

>> I'm not going to start a war. I'm going to stop wars.

to stop wars.

to stop wars. >> Of course, he also said this.

>> Of course, he also said this.

>> Of course, he also said this. >> I'll keep you out of wars.

>> I'll keep you out of wars.

>> I'll keep you out of wars. >> So, no wars again.

>> So, no wars again.

>> So, no wars again. >> We won't have wars again.

>> We won't have wars again.

>> We won't have wars again. >> See what I mean?

>> See what I mean?

>> See what I mean? >> But this reporter on this day had the

>> But this reporter on this day had the

>> But this reporter on this day had the timmerity to mention to Donald Trump

timmerity to mention to Donald Trump

timmerity to mention to Donald Trump that well actually he did say that all

that well actually he did say that all

that well actually he did say that all the time. But you said it over and over

the time. But you said it over and over

the time. But you said it over and over again.

again.

again. >> Oh

>> She just lit the fuse on the

>> She just lit the fuse on the

>> She just lit the fuse on the bomb

bomb

bomb >> in the midst of the greatest stock

>> in the midst of the greatest stock

>> in the midst of the greatest stock market in history. In the midst of the

market in history. In the midst of the

market in history. In the midst of the most successful country.

most successful country.

most successful country. >> 10 nine.

>> 10 nine.

>> 10 nine. Eight.

Eight.

Eight. >> A couple of years ago we were a dead

>> A couple of years ago we were a dead

>> A couple of years ago we were a dead country. Now we have the hottest country

country. Now we have the hottest country

country. Now we have the hottest country anywhere IN THE WORLD. SEVEN,

anywhere IN THE WORLD. SEVEN,

anywhere IN THE WORLD. SEVEN, SIX,

SIX,

SIX, FIVE.

FIVE.

FIVE. >> YOU KNOW, I GAVE FARMERS last term 28

>> YOU KNOW, I GAVE FARMERS last term 28

>> YOU KNOW, I GAVE FARMERS last term 28 billion dollars because China took

billion dollars because China took

billion dollars because China took advantage and other people. And you know

advantage and other people. And you know

advantage and other people. And you know who paid for it? China.

who paid for it? China.

who paid for it? China. >> Four. Three. Two. I built a,000 miles of

>> Four. Three. Two. I built a,000 miles of

>> Four. Three. Two. I built a,000 miles of wall on our southern border.

wall on our southern border.

wall on our southern border. >> What?

>> What?

>> What? >> The election was rigged. It was a dirty

>> The election was rigged. It was a dirty

>> The election was rigged. It was a dirty election. BOOM.

election. BOOM.

election. BOOM. IT WAS A DIRTY rigged election. He went

IT WAS A DIRTY rigged election. He went

IT WAS A DIRTY rigged election. He went to it, folks. He went to it. The

to it, folks. He went to it. The

to it, folks. He went to it. The failsafe.

failsafe.

failsafe. In case of journalism, break glass. The

In case of journalism, break glass. The

In case of journalism, break glass. The epipen in case you've been stung by

epipen in case you've been stung by

epipen in case you've been stung by reality. But finally, in this instance,

reality. But finally, in this instance,

reality. But finally, in this instance, when he went to the rigged election, oh

when he went to the rigged election, oh

when he went to the rigged election, oh sweet Jesus, finally his universal get

sweet Jesus, finally his universal get

sweet Jesus, finally his universal get out of interview card didn't work.

out of interview card didn't work.

out of interview card didn't work. >> Now, presented evidence happening right

>> Now, presented evidence happening right

>> Now, presented evidence happening right now in California right now. It's

now in California right now. It's

now in California right now. It's looking look at what's happening in

looking look at what's happening in

looking look at what's happening in California.

California.

California. >> Where's the evidence?

>> Where's the evidence?

>> Where's the evidence? >> Trump's fail safe failed too safe.

>> Trump's fail safe failed too safe.

>> Trump's fail safe failed too safe. >> And now he's left with but two options.

>> And now he's left with but two options.

>> And now he's left with but two options. one to reckon with the fact that his

one to reckon with the fact that his

one to reckon with the fact that his claims of a 2020 stolen election have

claims of a 2020 stolen election have

claims of a 2020 stolen election have never survived even the slightest of

never survived even the slightest of

never survived even the slightest of legal scrutiny and that despite having

legal scrutiny and that despite having

legal scrutiny and that despite having six years and his own justice department

six years and his own justice department

six years and his own justice department at his beck and call, he has never

at his beck and call, he has never

at his beck and call, he has never presented a shred of credible evidence

presented a shred of credible evidence

presented a shred of credible evidence or even a theory of a credible case as

or even a theory of a credible case as

or even a theory of a credible case as to how this 2020 election was rigged or

to how this 2020 election was rigged or

to how this 2020 election was rigged or he could do his second option.

he could do his second option.

he could do his second option. Smoke bomb.

Smoke bomb.

Smoke bomb. >> Let's call it quits because I've had

>> Let's call it quits because I've had

>> Let's call it quits because I've had enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good

enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good

enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good time.

time.

time. Why?

Now, we all know Trump's not actually

Now, we all know Trump's not actually

Now, we all know Trump's not actually going to leave the building because it's

going to leave the building because it's

going to leave the building because it's raining out.

raining out.

raining out. And as and as you know,

moisture is the natural enemy

moisture is the natural enemy

moisture is the natural enemy of the North American combover.

But this is where Kristen Welker nearly

But this is where Kristen Welker nearly

But this is where Kristen Welker nearly undoes all of the good work she did with

undoes all of the good work she did with

undoes all of the good work she did with one of the worst pleas.

>> Mr. President, let's please. I traveled

>> Mr. President, let's please. I traveled

>> Mr. President, let's please. I traveled all the way to Wisconsin.

>> You can't leave, sir. I was in business

>> You can't leave, sir. I was in business

>> You can't leave, sir. I was in business class.

class.

class. Business.

Business.

Business. Mr. President, please. Wisconsin. Wheel

Mr. President, please. Wisconsin. Wheel

Mr. President, please. Wisconsin. Wheel of Fortune is on an hour earlier here.

of Fortune is on an hour earlier here.

of Fortune is on an hour earlier here. These people are savages.

These people are savages.

These people are savages. Their Chinese restaurants only serve

Their Chinese restaurants only serve

Their Chinese restaurants only serve seuan. No Cantonese to be found.

seuan. No Cantonese to be found.

seuan. No Cantonese to be found. We'll all die of consumption.

We'll all die of consumption.

We'll all die of consumption. But you know what? Maybe finally this

But you know what? Maybe finally this

But you know what? Maybe finally this moment will give journalists permission

moment will give journalists permission

moment will give journalists permission to not back down, to not just leave it

to not back down, to not just leave it

to not back down, to not just leave it there and move on and to finally be

there and move on and to finally be

there and move on and to finally be honest about Trump's inability to be

honest about Trump's inability to be

honest about Trump's inability to be challenged in the moment.

challenged in the moment.

challenged in the moment. >> I spoke with President Trump on Saturday

>> I spoke with President Trump on Saturday

>> I spoke with President Trump on Saturday and we both acknowledged the

and we both acknowledged the

and we both acknowledged the complications during the interview posed

complications during the interview posed

complications during the interview posed by the rain.

by the rain.

by the rain. >> BUT YOU WERE INSIDE. YOU were there was

>> BUT YOU WERE INSIDE. YOU were there was

>> BUT YOU WERE INSIDE. YOU were there was no challenge IN THE RAIN. AT NO DONALD

no challenge IN THE RAIN. AT NO DONALD

no challenge IN THE RAIN. AT NO DONALD TRUMP WAS NOT THROWN OFF BY THE AMBIENT

TRUMP WAS NOT THROWN OFF BY THE AMBIENT

TRUMP WAS NOT THROWN OFF BY THE AMBIENT noise during the interview. In fact,

noise during the interview. In fact,

noise during the interview. In fact, ambient farm rain is the least

ambient farm rain is the least

ambient farm rain is the least disruptive noise environment. HE

disruptive noise environment. HE

disruptive noise environment. HE CONDUCTS INTERVIEWS IN THESE ARE REAL

CONDUCTS INTERVIEWS IN THESE ARE REAL

CONDUCTS INTERVIEWS IN THESE ARE REAL CLIPS OF HIS INTERVIEWS THAT WE HAVE NOT

CLIPS OF HIS INTERVIEWS THAT WE HAVE NOT

CLIPS OF HIS INTERVIEWS THAT WE HAVE NOT edited the audio on AT ALL.

edited the audio on AT ALL.

edited the audio on AT ALL. >> MR. PRESIDENT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING up

>> MR. PRESIDENT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING up

>> MR. PRESIDENT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING up there?

there?

there? >> Taking a little walk. We're having a big

>> Taking a little walk. We're having a big

>> Taking a little walk. We're having a big day. We'll see how it all turns out. It

day. We'll see how it all turns out. It

day. We'll see how it all turns out. It should be good.

Steve

Steve

Steve 60 minutes. It'll be actually

nice to 19 years.

nice to 19 years.

nice to 19 years. >> All right, WE MADE UP THE LAST ONE. BUT

>> All right, WE MADE UP THE LAST ONE. BUT

>> All right, WE MADE UP THE LAST ONE. BUT STILL,

STILL,

STILL, THE OTHER ONES ARE REAL.

THE OTHER ONES ARE REAL.

THE OTHER ONES ARE REAL. THE POINT IS HE WASN'T AGGRAVATED BY THE

THE POINT IS HE WASN'T AGGRAVATED BY THE

THE POINT IS HE WASN'T AGGRAVATED BY THE RAIN. DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T STORM OUT

RAIN. DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T STORM OUT

RAIN. DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T STORM OUT BECAUSE OF THE RAIN. HE STORMED OUT

BECAUSE OF THE RAIN. HE STORMED OUT

BECAUSE OF THE RAIN. HE STORMED OUT BECAUSE HE WAS CHALLENGED, NOT BECAUSE

BECAUSE HE WAS CHALLENGED, NOT BECAUSE

BECAUSE HE WAS CHALLENGED, NOT BECAUSE HE WAS DISTRACTED. SO maybe it's time we

HE WAS DISTRACTED. SO maybe it's time we

HE WAS DISTRACTED. SO maybe it's time we stop making excuses for that man in

stop making excuses for that man in

stop making excuses for that man in order to preserve access to his constant

order to preserve access to his constant

>> He agreed to sit down with me for

>> He agreed to sit down with me for

>> He agreed to sit down with me for another Meet the Press interview.

another Meet the Press interview.

another Meet the Press interview. >> Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> Thank you. There you go. And what are the odds that

There you go. And what are the odds that

There you go. And what are the odds that the result of that interview will be any

the result of that interview will be any

the result of that interview will be any different?

different?

different? >> Oo. What are the odds that that happens?

>> Oo. What are the odds that that happens?

>> Oo. What are the odds that that happens? >> NO, ELMO. NO,

>> NO, ELMO. NO,

>> NO, ELMO. NO, DON'T DON'T DO IT.

DON'T DON'T DO IT.

DON'T DON'T DO IT. >> COME ON. COME ON, MR. JOHN. MAKE THE

>> COME ON. COME ON, MR. JOHN. MAKE THE

>> COME ON. COME ON, MR. JOHN. MAKE THE BET. FLOAT ELMO THE MONEY. MR. JOHN.

BET. FLOAT ELMO THE MONEY. MR. JOHN.

BET. FLOAT ELMO THE MONEY. MR. JOHN. ELMO. GOOD FOR IT. Once you go red, JOHN