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>> KIM: Let's go look at the
baby's room, come on.
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(exclaims)
You think a baby's going to live
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in here?
Let's hope you're redecorating
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this thing.
>> KRIS: Kourtney, this is not
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even normal.
>> KOURTNEY: This is where the
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clothes go that we can't fit
anywhere.
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>> KRIS: Kourtney, you're going
to have a baby in two months.
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Two months.
It takes more than two months to
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order a crib.
First of all, we need to have
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the room painted.
I happen to think this color is
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so beautiful.
Look at this color.
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>> KIM: That's a little bright
for me.
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That's, like, a Post-It.
That, that's a little more
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subtle.
>> KRIS: So beautiful.
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Do that blue.
Do it Aramez blue.
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And we can call it the Aramez
Blue Room.
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I'm loving this.
I think that this is the
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dresser.
That's the flat screen.
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That's the changing table.
That's the crib.
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And that's a roll-away bed, or a
mattress and a box spring.
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>> SCOTT: Done.
>> KRIS: You know, done.
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>> KOURTNEY: The baby's going
to be here in less than two
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months and there's still so much
to do.
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I just feel really overwhelmed.
>> SCOTT: Why don't you just get
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some stuff done?
You think about some stuff here
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alone.
>> KOURTNEY: No.
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>> SCOTT: Get to work.
>> KOURTNEY: I need my mom...
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>> SCOTT: Just start writing
stuff down and figuring it out.
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>> KOURTNEY: ...to help me with
something.
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>> SCOTT: I'm all good.
Love ya.
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>> BRUCE: Honey, I'm home!
Where is everybody?
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Don't all rush to meet me.
Hey, babe. I'm back.
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>> KRIS: Hi, honey.
What are you doing?
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>> BRUCE: I gave the
presentation.
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>> KRIS: How was it?
>> BRUCE: Uh, good-- sales
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force.
I love sales forces.
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They, like, get it.
>> KRIS: So where's your check?
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>> BRUCE: My check? You mean...
>> KRIS: Trying to hold out on
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me?
>> BRUCE: ...like this one right
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here?
>> KRIS: Mm-hmm.
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>> BRUCE: Now, here's the deal.
>> KRIS: Hmm?
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>> BRUCE: I was thinking about
opening up my own account.
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>> KRIS: Your own account?
What do you need an account for?
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Bruce, you haven't written a
check since 1972.
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>> BRUCE: No, no, no, that's not
the case.
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It's just every time I turn
around, it's like I have to beg
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you for money.
I mean, 20 bucks so I can, you
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know, get a coffee in the
morning.
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>> KRIS: Babe, we got you
a Starbucks card.
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>> BRUCE: It's, like, I don't
want to have to go to you every
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time.
I'd like to have my own
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little account.
Kris is so controlling,
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especially with the money.
>> KRIS: Just relax.
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>> BRUCE: Sure.
>> KRIS: Mm-kay.
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>> BRUCE: Sure.
>> KRIS: All right.
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>> BRUCE: I'm going to go
change.
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>> KRIS: All right.
Do you need 20 bucks?
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>> BRUCE: Oh, yeah, I need 20
bucks.
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>> KRIS: Yeah, okay.
I'll give you a loan.
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♪ ♪
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>> KOURTNEY: What do you think
about this?
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>> SCOTT: This seems like I
could use this slash holding the
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baby and also be in a theater
room type feel.
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>> ROBERT: And get pedicures.
>> SCOTT: Totally, look at this.
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>> ROBERT: Yeah.
>> SCOTT: Do my nails, bitch.
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>> KOURTNEY: You guys are so
annoying.
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We really need to get all the
furniture for the baby's room.
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And I really need Scott to
definitely take this seriously.
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This bedding is actually really
cute.
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>> SCOTT: Rob, test that.
>> ROBERT: Get a security...
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>> KOURTNEY: I can't be in here.
>> SCOTT: No, hold on.
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I want to show you that I'm
going to be a good dad. Watch.
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Boy, I said no more candy in
bed.
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No.
Put it down.
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>> ROBERT: You are a good dad.
>> SCOTT: I'm telling ya.
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>> ROBERT: You are a good dad.
>> KOURTNEY: You guys are
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annoying.
>> SCOTT: How much weight would
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this hold?
>> KOURTNEY: Does this come in
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black?
>> SCOTT: Will this hold him?
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>> KOURTNEY: Come on.
>> SALESMAN: I wouldn't
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recommend it.
>> KOURTNEY: You guys, can you
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go in that room.
I'm trying to ask questions.
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>> SCOTT: Where are we going to
go? Just get in there.
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>> KOURTNEY: No. You guys, stop.
>> SCOTT: You could fit.
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>> KOURTNEY: You can't do that.
That's so rude and
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disrespectful; come on.
>> SCOTT: What are you doing?
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>> KOURTNEY: Robert!
We're trying to look at stuff.
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>> SCOTT: What if he comes over
to babysit?
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>> KOURTNEY: You're just so
disrespectful.
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>> SCOTT: What if he comes over
to babysit?
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>> KOURTNEY: He's going to get
in it?
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You're so immature. Grow up.
>> SCOTT: Grow up?
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He's in the...
Grow up, "brah."
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>> KOURTNEY: You guys are so
embarrassing.
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You're not with me.
>> SCOTT: Embarrassing?!
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I'm about to spend $1,500 on a
crib.
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I want to make sure Rob can
sleep in it, too.
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♪ ♪
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>> KIM: Hello?
>> ROBERT: Yeah?
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>> KIM: Hey, Rob.
What are you doing?
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Oh, Adrienne.
Is that your Adrienne folder?
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>> ROBERT: Yeah, it's just every
day in India, she would take a
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different picture.
So I was just going through my
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photos.
Adrienne is my ex-girlfriend who
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I was with for two years.
And we lived together.
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>> ADRIENNE: Please try not to
smack me in the face with the
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box.
>> ROBERT: We were very serious.
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Got tattoos, the whole nine.
>> ADRIENNE: I love you.
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>> ROBERT: Love you, too.
And, um, we aren't together
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because I cheated on her.
Come-- a couch...
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>> ADRIENNE: Okay, Rob.
Maybe I'll just go back
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to New York.
>> KIM: You never know what'll
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happen.
>> ROBERT: I mean, I honestly...
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>> KIM: Like, Reggie and I got
back together.
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I mean, we were only apart two
months.
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>> ROBERT: Yeah, I understand
all you guys ended up getting
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back together, but, like...
>> KIM: I mean, Kourtney and
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Scott, they were apart six
months.
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I mean, you have to follow your
heart and figure out, you know?
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Obviously, right now, you feel
like you can't live without her.
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>> ROBERT: Yeah.
I just truly do believe that she
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was the one for me and we were
so compatible together.
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So, I want to open up her eyes
so I can show her that and treat
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her the way she should have been
treated.
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>> KIM: Don't worry.
It'll-- whatever's meant to be,
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will be.
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>> KRIS: Hey, honey.
I need to run by the mall and
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pick some stuff up, so can you
get Kendall and Kylie?
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>> BRUCE: Yes.
>> KRIS: Yeah?
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>> BRUCE: Not a problem.
>> KRIS: All right.
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>> BRUCE: Um, by the way, my
other 600 helicopter, um, the
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motor went out on it.
I know you're going to go crazy,
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but, uh, I got to get another
motor for it.
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>> KRIS: Bruce, all you do is
buy gas and helicopters and
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remotes.
And things are burning out and
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blah-blah-blah.
And it's, like, such a waste.
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>> BRUCE: I have a good time
doing it, so it's, uh-- to me,
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it's worth it.
But anyway, I've got to spend
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the 500 bucks on it.
And also, I want to get a new...
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>> KRIS: 500 bucks?
A new one?!
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How much is a new one?
>> BRUCE: I want to get the 700
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with all the goodie parts in it.
I mean, this is my little hobby.
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I just have fun with this.
Used to have big airplanes, now
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I'm down to little airplanes,
you know?
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And I can't spend a few dollars
on them?
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Are you kidding me?
>> KRIS: Can I borrow some
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money?
>> BRUCE: What?
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>> KRIS: Do you have 20 bucks?
I'm going to leave.
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I don't have any more cash.
>> BRUCE: All right.
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Here you go.
>> KRIS: Thank you.
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(groans)
And I'm going to take the ATM
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card, so you don't feel tempted.
>> BRUCE: No, you're not going
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to take the ATM card.
>> KRIS: I'm going to help you
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out so you don't waste any
more money.
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>> BRUCE: No, bring that
card back!
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>> KRIS: No!
I don't want to waste any more
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money!
It's crazy.
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>> BRUCE: Just bring the card
back!
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Jeez.
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>> KOURTNEY: Uh, do you want to
help me start doing this crib?
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>> SCOTT: Hmm...
>> KOURTNEY: I need Scott to
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start taking things a little bit
more seriously when it comes to
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the baby, like getting the room
together, reading baby books,
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just being more involved in
what I'm going through.
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I think that we need to do this
together as a team.
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Where's the bolts?
Here.
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>> SCOTT: Why?
>> KOURTNEY: There's bolts
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in here.
>> SCOTT: I don't think I can do
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this, to be honest.
Don't you think we could just
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get somebody to do this for
us for, like 100 bucks?
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>> KOURTNEY: It's not about
the money.
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It's just doing it yourself.
>> SCOTT: You think the baby's
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going to know if I built this
or not?
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>> KOURTNEY: It's just fun.
>> SCOTT: If you think this is
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fun, you can be left alone to
do it.
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>> ROB: Hey, Adrienne.
It's me again.
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Hey, A, it's me again.
Calling to say hi.
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I want her to see how much I
truly care and how much I truly
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want to be with her.
>> BRUCE: Why aren't you with
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Kourtney?
>> SCOTT: Look, Bruce, I know
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how to handle my lady and you
know how to handle yours.
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We'll be just fine.
>> BRUCE: Nobody knows how to
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handle Kourtney.
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♪ ♪
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>> KHLOE: What are you doing
here?
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What is this?
>> BRUCE: I have a problem.
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>> KHLOE: Who knew you had
helicopters that big?
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I thought they started off,
like, this big.
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>> BRUCE: Oh, well, see, here's
the problem I have, honey.
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>> KHLOE: Honey?
Who--What is happening?
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>> BRUCE: Well, see, I'm being
really nice.
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Here's the problem I have.
>> KHLOE: You just called
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me honey.
>> BRUCE: I'm building this
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bigger one right now.
I figured, you know, for 600
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bucks, maybe, I could, like,
you know, be your little slave.
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>> KHLOE: Wait, so what do you
need?
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I'm just confused.
>> BRUCE: Well, I just need
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cash, that's all.
If I go back to mom and ask her
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for, you know, like, more money,
she's going to absolutely have
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a fit.
Here's the deal with the old
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cash flow.
Obviously, if I write a check,
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she sees it.
If I put it on a credit card,
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she sees it.
I got to kind of go around her.
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She kind of controls the
books, and that's always a
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problem for me because I don't
have, like, my own
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checking account.
I don't have, like, my own
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credit cards and stuff
like that.
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>> KHLOE: You don't have your
own credit card?
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>> BRUCE: I don't even have a
credit card.
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I know.
>> KHLOE: You are such a little
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girl.
>> BRUCE: I know.
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I'm a wuss, yeah.
When it comes to that stuff.
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>> KHLOE: You're a puss.
>> BRUCE: I'm a puss.
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>> KHLOE: I feel so bad that
you need to, like, ask me for
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money.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, I know.
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I feel bad, too.
How do you think I feel?
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>> KHLOE: Like, that's so
embarrassing for you.
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I definitely feel sorry
for Bruce.
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And I really want to help
him out.
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I mean, I want him to feel like
a man.
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Like, here's money, buy yourself
something, jeez.
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>> BRUCE: You're diving in for
the cash?
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>> KHLOE: Well, I have $400 on
me now.
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>> BRUCE: You've got $400?!
>> KHLOE: So you can go...
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>> BRUCE: My God, I'm rich.
>> KHLOE: And then if you could
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take out the trash, and then if
you go to Dash, maybe tomorrow
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or whatever, later today and
just...
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>> BRUCE: You got a couple more?
I love it.
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All right, I'm gonna go start on
my chores.
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And remember, don't tell Mom,
okay?
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>> KHLOE: Your secret is safe
with me.
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Hi.
>> BRUCE: I'm trying to...
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>> KHLOE: I see you got started
already on doing all the
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light bulbs.
>> BRUCE: None of them are
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working.
>> KHLOE: Well, you know, all
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these little light bulbs I need
to be changed.
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Like, me and Lily can't reach
those.
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There's spider webs all on it
and at the very top.
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Like, that's sick.
I can't do that.
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>> BRUCE: All right.
>> KIM: You just need a duster.
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>> BRUCE: I am the duster.
>> KHLOE: Bruce is doing a
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really good job at everything.
But I just feel bad even telling
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him to do stuff.
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That should do it.
>> BRUCE: It's been a pleasure
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doing business with you.
>> KHLOE: Any time, dude.
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>> BRUCE: Okay.
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(phone ringing)
>> ADRIENNE: Hey, I'm
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unavailable to take your call
right now, but if you leave your
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name and number, I'll get back
to you.
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>> ROB: Hey, it's Rob.
Just wanted to call and say it
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was nice seeing you at the
wedding.
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Nice talking to you and
everything.
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I've been trying to call
Adrienne, trying to make things
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right, but she won't pick up.
Hey, Adrienne, it's me again.
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Hey, it's me again, uh, Rob.
Just wanted to see how your
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day's going.
Uh, it's 9:20.
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Just calling to say hi.
Call me back, please.
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The reason I'm calling Adrienne
so much is just because I want
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her to see how much I truly
care, and how much I truly want
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to be with her.
I want to get my girl back.
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Hey, it's Rob.
I'm just calling you to see
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what's going on.
>> BRUCE: Is that the
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strip club?
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>> KIM: When did you start
to get gray hair?
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>> KRIS: Like last week.
>> KIM: Oh, please.
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>> KRIS: I have one gray hair,
and in order for her make it all
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blend, she has to do the whole
head.
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Right, K?
>> KENDALL: Right.
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>> KRIS: Right.
Will you guys look at this new
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dress I have in my closet?
>> KHLOE: Why?
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I'm going to an event tomorrow
night and I need to make sure
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that you guys think my dress
is cute.
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>> KHLOE: Mom, Kim and I have
told you this before-- you can't
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buy clothes unless you approve
them between us.
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>> KRIS: I'm asking you to
approve.
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I have 24 hours, okay?
It's right over there.
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Look at the dress.
>> KHLOE: Is it this one hanging
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right here?
>> KRIS: Yep.
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>> KIM: Oh, my God.
>> KRIS: What?
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>> KIM: It is like $4,000.
>> KHLOE: Mom!
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>> KRIS: What?
>> KHLOE: You just spent $4,000
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on a dress?
>> KRIS: I couldn't find
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anything else to wear.
>> KHLOE: Mom, that is
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ridiculous.
Are you kidding?
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>> KIM: That's crazy.
That's way too much money, Mom.
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You have so many dresses, and
it's just a plain black dress.
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It's nothing special.
>> KRIS: I can't keep wearing
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the same dress over and over.
You have to have, like,
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something new every time we go
to an event.
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>> KHLOE: Kris is such a
hypocrite.
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Bruce is not allowed to spend
any money on helicopters because
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it's wasteful, but yet my mom
can go around and spend $4,000
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on a dress that she's only going
to wear once.
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>> KRIS: Get out of my wallet,
Khloe.
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>> KHLOE: Credit card...
>> KRIS: Khloe, Khloe...
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>> KHLOE: ...credit card, credit
card...
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Ooh, Bruce Jenner's credit card.
No wonder he has no money.
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>> KIM: Capitol One, Wells
Fargo...
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>> KRIS: Put my stuff away.
That is not okay.
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You don't go through somebody's
wallet, it's rude and
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disrespectful.
>> KHLOE: Oh, come on, she's too
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sensitive.
Come on, Kim.
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>> ROB: To wives and mistresses.
>> SCOTT: To goomahs.
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To you.
>> JJ: What were you saying
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about last night?
>> SCOTT: Do you know how many
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times he called Adrienne last
night?
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>> JJ: 80, I know.
>> ROB: Shut up.
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>> SCOTT: 70 he told me.
>> JJ: If she doesn't pick up
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after five calls...
I want to know where the other
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65 came from.
>> SCOTT: What is going on with
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you and Adrienne?
Where are you with her
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right now?
>> ROB: To be honest...
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>> SCOTT: Do you know what I
mean?
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>> JJ: I felt like post-wedding,
you were really close, and
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then you screwed it up.
>> SCOTT: I felt like the
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wedding night he was good, until
she woke up the next day and he
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called her 19 times to see when
she woke up.
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>> ROB: I deny...
>> SCOTT: Sent nine kinds of
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flowers.
>> ROB: I didn't...
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>> SCOTT: He's going to send her
a dog, by the way.
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>> JJ: Did you send her flowers?
>> ROB: No, I did not.
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Before the wedding.
She liked 'em.
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>> SCOTT: Bet she did, Focker.
What is she going to say, "Hey,
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by the way, I hated your flowers
See you at the wedding."?
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>> ROB: You know, JJ and Scott
are constantly making fun of me,
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but little do they know, like
Adrienne and I have a special
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relationship.
>> SCOTT: What do you think is
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going to happen at this point?
I mean, are you stalking her?
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>> ROB: No, I'm done.
>> SCOTT: She's probably going
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to have a restraining order
before you know it.
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>> ROB: She understands how I
am.
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She doesn't think I'm crazy.
>> KHLOE: Robert, she definitely
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thinks you're crazy.
This is an intervention, okay?
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We're intervening.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm done.
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If you don't start helping me
out and getting on my team, this
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relationship is done.
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(phone ringing)
>> KOURTNEY: Is this a joke?
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Answer my phone.
When I call someone, like,
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answer.
>> KHLOE: Who are you calling?
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>> KOURTNEY: Scott.
I said I wanted to go to this--
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to these classes, and like, he
doesn't answer.
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>> KHLOE: Class for what?
>> KOURTNEY: Like breast
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pumping.
>> KHLOE: Maybe that's why he's
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not answering.
>> KOURTNEY: It's still rude.
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I said, "Let's go."
>> KHLOE: Yeah, well, he
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shouldn't like, ignore you.
Call him again.
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>> KOURTNEY: I just called like,
three times.
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I don't want to be a stalker.
Answer my call.
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>> KHLOE: Kourtney, that's
your baby daddy.
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You can stalk.
Stalk that ass.
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>> KOURTNEY: I've called Scott
over and over.
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He's totally avoiding my calls,
and I'm really pissed off
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because he's totally flaking on
me to go to this breast feeding
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class.
I mean, I refuse to go alone.
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>> KHLOE: Honey, why would
anyone want to pump their breast
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by themselves?
I could go with you and give
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you moral support.
I mean, I'm not going to pump
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your breast, but I'll pump mine.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't get it.
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And I feel like when I go to
these classes...
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>> KHLOE: I wonder if I can.
Can I really be that supportive
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and pump mine, too?
>> KOURTNEY: Bruce told me he's
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tasted breast milk.
>> KHLOE: Bruce I'm sure has.
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>> KOURTNEY: How sick.
>> KHLOE: Bruce is just very...
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>> LILY: By accident?
>> KOURTNEY: Are you going to
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taste mine, just to see what it
tastes like?
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>> KHLOE: Drink your breast
milk?
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>> KOURTNEY: Not from my boob.
>> KHLOE: Obviously, you sick
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(bleep).
>> KOURTNEY: If I'm... taste it.
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>> KHLOE: Yeah, I'll taste it.
I'm not sucking on your (bleep)
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though.
>> KOURTNEY: Let's hope.
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>> BRUCE: What are you doing?
>> KYLIE: Rob told me to bring
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beers for them.
>> BRUCE: To bring beers for
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them?
What are you, their bartender?
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>> KYLIE: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: Great.
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Okay, get them their beers and
don't be drinking any of it.
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>> KYLIE: Oh, I will.
>> BRUCE: Sometimes I get real
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disappointed with Scott.
Here he's got a pregnant
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girlfriend, okay?
Instead, he's over here with my
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little Kylie being a little
barmaid, bringing beers out
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there so he can work on his tan.
It does not work for me.
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>> SCOTT: Having a little
brewski, Bruce?
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>> BRUCE: Yeah, I'm trying to
keep up with you guys.
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Anyway, why aren't you with
Kourtney?
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>> SCOTT: What?
I mean, I'm always with her.
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>> ROB: The guy needs a little
breather.
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>> BRUCE: Oh?
>> SCOTT: She's doing some class
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that doesn't involve me today
anyway.
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>> BRUCE: She say she didn't
want you to go?
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>> SCOTT: Of course not.
She said she wanted me to go,
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but...
I know.
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I don't need to go.
>> BRUCE: Yeah, well, yes, you
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do, you need to go.
>> SCOTT: Look, Bruce, I know
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how to handle my lady, and you
know how to handle yours.
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We'll be just fine.
>> BRUCE: You know how to handle
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Kourtney?
Nobody knows how to handle
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Kourtney.
>> SCOTT: I handled her well
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enough to get her pregnant.
>> BRUCE: Yeah. Good luck.
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>> TEACHER: Hi. How are you?
Hi, come on in.
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>> KHLOE: You don't like your
baby?
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>> KOURTNEY: This one.
>> KHLOE: Here, you want this
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one?
>> KOURTNEY: Yes, thank you.
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>> KOURTNEY: Okay.
I like that one better.
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>> KHLOE: Like a girl.
>> KOURTNEY: Ooh, look at that
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one's eyes.
Khloe, look at it.
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(Khloe baby talking)
>> TEACHER: So, hi, everyone.
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So today we're gonna take you
through some of the, uh, basics
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that you guys need to know, how
to take care of these little
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ones.
And we're gonna just, um, talk
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about and learn about some of
the things that you're gonna be
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doing every day.
Um, so I think hopefully it will
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be useful to you.
>> KOURTNEY: How many times a
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day does your baby eat?
>> TEACHER: Um, new babies that
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are breast-fed, eight to 12
times.
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>> KOURTNEY: No.
>> TEACHER: Yeah.
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>> KOURTNEY: A day?
>> TEACHER: Pretty often.
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Uh-huh, in 24 hours.
>> KOURTNEY: Going to these
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classes makes me more nervous
because it just reminds me of
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all the information that I don't
know.
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>> TEACHER: Put the front of the
diaper underneath your baby's
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tush so you've got a clean
surface.
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>> KHLOE: Kourtney, his two legs
like this.
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>> KOURTNEY: Sorry.
>> TEACHER: And have that cloth
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diaper handy.
Everybody got that?
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Perfect.
>> KHLOE: No, you wrap it...
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>> KOURTNEY: Bingo.
I don't know how to change a
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diaper.
I don't know how to swaddle a
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baby.
I don't know when you swaddle a
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baby.
I don't know even how to hold
430
00:18:57,467 --> 00:19:00,400
the baby.
Just thinking about all these
431
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,266
tasks and things that I'm gonna
need to know just makes me
432
00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:08,066
really nervous and anxious.
Did you do it?
433
00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:09,867
>> TEACHER: You guys, how'd you
do?
434
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,467
It looks good.
>> KOURTNEY: I don't think I did
435
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,867
very well.
>> TEACHER: Okay, let's see.
436
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,500
>> KHLOE: Kourtney's just off
right now.
437
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,934
I think she's really getting
stressed, and the pregnancy's
438
00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:20,133
finally starting to hit her and
it's becoming more serious.
439
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:23,633
And also, I think the fact that
she's the only one without a dad
440
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,934
here right now, I think that's
really affecting her.
441
00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:28,000
>> TEACHER: How are the dads
back there feeling about all of
442
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,033
this going on?
You guys plan to be pretty
443
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:33,433
involved or...?
Yeah, he's better than you are.
444
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,834
How about the rest of you?
Dads involved or...?
445
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,533
>> KHLOE: I'm the dad today.
>> TEACHER: Got it.
446
00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,133
Good.
You're gonna be busy.
447
00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:41,000
>> KHLOE: Mm.
I will still be the dad, even
448
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,800
when he is around, I'm sure.
449
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,233
>> SCOTT: Hello.
450
00:19:55,834 --> 00:20:00,867
Okay.
What are you up to?
451
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,900
All right, good talking to you.
>> KOURTNEY: I'm sick and tired
452
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:07,200
of Scott not putting in an
effort with the baby and I.
453
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,200
And him not coming to that class
was the last straw.
454
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,033
>> SCOTT: You have a bad
attitude.
455
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,900
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah, 'cause you
ditched me in my breast-feeding
456
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,600
class today.
>> SCOTT: It's a woman's
457
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,767
breast-feeding class.
>> KOURTNEY: We learned about
458
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,533
other things.
It wasn't just about
459
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:24,266
breast-feeding!
You just don't get it.
460
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,100
What are you bringing to the
table?
461
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,467
Nothing.
>> SCOTT: Everything.
462
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,567
>> KOURTNEY: Nothing!
You're not helping with any
463
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,567
(bleep) thing.
I'm done.
464
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:34,133
Like, I am so (bleep) done with
you.
465
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,867
>> SCOTT: Oh, relax.
You-you don't mean that.
466
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,033
>> KOURTNEY: Relax?
>> SCOTT: No, okay...
467
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:38,934
>> KOURTNEY: Test me!
(bleep) test me and see.
468
00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:40,133
>> SCOTT: Test you?
>> KOURTNEY: Yeah!
469
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:43,767
If you don't start helping me
out and getting on my team, this
470
00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:48,867
relationship is done.
>> KRIS: Where's my dress?
471
00:20:48,867 --> 00:20:52,333
>> BRUCE: Bitch, I want my damn
ATM card!
472
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,800
>> KIM: So what's, like, your
plan?
473
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,367
Like, where are you gonna stay?
>> ROB: When I get there, I'm
474
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,533
just gonna go get a hotel room
and, uh...
475
00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:02,333
>> KIM: I'm just afraid if you
go to New York, you'll come back
476
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:05,000
hurt.
As much as I don't agree with
477
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,633
Rob going to New York, he's my
little brother.
478
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:22,100
I'm gonna support him no matter
what.
479
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,000
(cell phone ringing)
>> ROB: Hello?
480
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,533
>> KIM: So I call Rob to see
what's going on with Adrienne.
481
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:29,734
>> ROB: I freaked out last night
and I called her, like, 60
482
00:21:29,734 --> 00:21:32,867
times, literally, like crazy.
Like, more than that.
483
00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:35,734
Like, from the house and from my
cell.
484
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:38,333
>> KIM: Rob, you're crazy.
>> ROB: I think if I show her
485
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:41,367
that I'm serious about wanting
her back, I think she'll come
486
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,467
back to me.
I don't want to be with anybody
487
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,300
but her.
I don't want to even date.
488
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,367
And I can't just be lonely and
single anymore.
489
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:52,100
Literally, every single day, I
send her an e-mail or a text.
490
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,667
And I'm not talking about just
one.
491
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,700
Like, "Oh, this just reminded me
of you."
492
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,700
"I'm so sorry, like, that I
treated you that way."
493
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,700
>> KIM: I know he feels that
she's the one, and I get it, but
494
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,100
Rob is taking it to a whole
'nother level.
495
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:07,934
I think that at some point, you
just need to stop calling her.
496
00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:10,200
And I think this is now, like,
the turning point.
497
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,200
You have to let it go.
>> ROB: All right, I'm gonna
498
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,633
shower.
>> KIM: Bye.
499
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:15,567
(phone beeps)
500
00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,033
>> SCOTT: Hey, Bruce.
>> BRUCE: Scotty.
501
00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:29,500
>> SCOTT: Rob here?
>> BRUCE: No, he left.
502
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,066
>> SCOTT: What?
He just told me to come here.
503
00:22:32,066 --> 00:22:33,934
>> BRUCE: Did he really?
>> SCOTT: I figure I'll talk to
504
00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:35,934
you then, Bruce, if Rob ain't
here.
505
00:22:35,934 --> 00:22:38,834
I need somebody to speak to,
because, you know, it's all
506
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:40,367
women everywhere.
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
507
00:22:40,367 --> 00:22:42,100
>> SCOTT: There's nothing but...
>> BRUCE: And you got a pregnant
508
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,400
one.
>> SCOTT: It's not simple,
509
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,700
I've come to realize.
>> BRUCE: You're just realizing
510
00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,967
that now?
>> SCOTT: She, I guess, asked me
511
00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:51,867
to go to some class that I
thought I had no part in.
512
00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:54,200
Breast-feeding?
I thought that's just her.
513
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,467
What-what do I bring to the
table in breast-feeding?
514
00:22:56,467 --> 00:22:58,834
>> BRUCE: Support.
>> SCOTT: I mean, I want to be
515
00:22:58,834 --> 00:23:01,533
there for her and be sensitive,
I've just never been this person
516
00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:03,767
before.
>> BRUCE: Scott has really lived
517
00:23:03,767 --> 00:23:06,734
a very easy life.
He's been really very selfish
518
00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:08,367
and just kind of dealing with
Scott.
519
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:11,867
It's time to give a little bit
of advice about being a father.
520
00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:15,300
You just got to realize that
it's just not about you anymore.
521
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,567
>> SCOTT: Yeah.
>> BRUCE: It's not about
522
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,433
Kourtney anymore.
It's about this family
523
00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,800
structure.
It's easier now.
524
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,233
Because when little guy comes...
>> SCOTT: It's a whole 'nother
525
00:23:24,233 --> 00:23:26,867
level.
>> BRUCE: It's 24 hours a day,
526
00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:29,533
seven days a week, 365 days
out of the year for the next
527
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,967
20 years of your life.
>> SCOTT: I'm getting to realize
528
00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:34,834
that now.
Being an only child, I never
529
00:23:34,834 --> 00:23:37,266
really did care too much about
other people's needs.
530
00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:40,100
But I realize, I'm not the most
important person anymore, and I
531
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,667
can't be selfish.
I need to think about my family.
532
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:46,367
>> BRUCE: All you can do right
now is just dote on her, take
533
00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:50,967
care of her and just realize
that this stage of pregnancy,
534
00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:53,433
you just got to get through it.
535
00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:00,867
>> KOURTNEY: They came with me
to look at the...
536
00:24:00,867 --> 00:24:02,767
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
Kathy comes with us.
537
00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:05,600
>> KIM: Yummy.
>> KHLOE: Hey, Rob.
538
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,567
Kourt, Kim and I decide that
it's time to intervene on Rob
539
00:24:09,567 --> 00:24:11,266
with this whole Adrienne
situation.
540
00:24:11,266 --> 00:24:14,967
Thank God you're here, because
honestly you have a major
541
00:24:14,967 --> 00:24:16,400
problem.
>> ROB: What did I do?
542
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:23,867
>> KHLOE: Uh, you are obsessed
with Adrienne.
543
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:25,600
>> ROB: She understands how I
am.
544
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,133
She doesn't think I'm crazy.
>> KHLOE: Um, Robert, she
545
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,233
definitely thinks you're crazy.
>> KOURTNEY: Who wouldn't think
546
00:24:30,233 --> 00:24:32,667
someone's crazy if they call
them that many times?
547
00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:34,633
>> KHLOE: This is an
intervention, okay?
548
00:24:34,633 --> 00:24:37,033
We're intervening.
>> KOURTNEY: If Rob and Adrienne
549
00:24:37,033 --> 00:24:39,166
are meant to be together,
they'll be.
550
00:24:39,166 --> 00:24:41,467
You don't need to try this hard.
I'm over it now.
551
00:24:41,467 --> 00:24:43,967
Like, at first, I was like, "Oh,
cute, Rob and Adrienne."
552
00:24:43,967 --> 00:24:46,400
Like, I'm over it, okay?
>> KIM: She knows that you love
553
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,667
her.
What else can you do?
554
00:24:47,667 --> 00:24:50,033
There's nothing else you can do.
>> ROB: The love that Adrienne
555
00:24:50,033 --> 00:24:53,100
and I had doesn't just go away
overnight.
556
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,934
It's just so frustrating that my
own family doesn't even
557
00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:59,834
understand their own brother.
I don't feel content and, like,
558
00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:02,066
at peace.
I can't just drop everything and
559
00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:03,800
be cold turkey not talk to her
anymore.
560
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,133
>> KHLOE: Well, that's not gonna
happen.
561
00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:06,800
She went back to New York.
>> KIM: She's in New York.
562
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,066
>> ROB: Then if I have to go to
New York, I'll go to New York.
563
00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:11,800
If I look like an idiot--
How much more stupid can I look?
564
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,667
>> KHLOE: You're just gonna go
to her house?
565
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,433
>> ROB: I'm gonna go try and
make things right.
566
00:25:15,433 --> 00:25:17,500
>> KHLOE: You know, honestly,
maybe you need to go to New York
567
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,467
to open up your eyes that you
guys are not meant to be.
568
00:25:20,467 --> 00:25:22,066
>> ROB: Well, I don't agree with
that.
569
00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:29,400
>> KHLOE: Enjoy Adrienne in New
York, you freak of the week.
570
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,433
>> KIM: We should go and get her
dress from the dry cleaners and
571
00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:36,533
hold it captive until she gives
back the ATM card.
572
00:25:36,533 --> 00:25:39,400
>> ROB: I've decided to fly back
to New York to see Adrienne
573
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,934
face-to-face.
>> KRIS: Does she know you're
574
00:25:40,934 --> 00:25:52,233
coming?
>> ROB: No, she doesn't.
575
00:25:52,233 --> 00:25:53,800
>> BRUCE: Where'd these cookies
come from?
576
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,667
>> KHLOE: They're Armenian
cookies.
577
00:25:55,667 --> 00:25:57,900
>> BRUCE: What's the difference
between, like, an American
578
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:01,667
cookie and an Armenian cookie?
>> KHLOE: An Armenian made them.
579
00:26:01,667 --> 00:26:03,700
>> BRUCE: Oh, that makes them
Armenian cookies?
580
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,834
>> KIM: Those pants-- I mean,
are you a doctor?
581
00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:07,600
>> BRUCE: Yeah.
>> KHLOE: I mean, do you have a
582
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,066
washing machine?
They're filthy.
583
00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:11,200
>> BRUCE: They are, but I've
been working all day, moving
584
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,533
stuff for your mother.
>> KHLOE: Don't you have any,
585
00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:15,567
like, balls?
>> BRUCE: No, not with her.
586
00:26:15,567 --> 00:26:17,300
>> KHLOE: Apparently not.
They're in the blender.
587
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,834
>> KIM: Balls in a blender.
(laughs)
588
00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:21,300
>> KHLOE: Balls in a blender.
Kris already has your balls in a
589
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,633
blender.
>> BRUCE: I know.
590
00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:24,734
Well, what are you gonna do?
I'm... (laughs)
591
00:26:24,734 --> 00:26:27,033
I'm scared of her!
>> KHLOE: Honey, she's the one
592
00:26:27,033 --> 00:26:31,066
that walked in with a $5,000
all-black basic dress.
593
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:33,233
Like, hello.
>> BRUCE: Really?
594
00:26:33,233 --> 00:26:35,967
>> KHLOE: Yeah, $5,000 for one
black gown.
595
00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:38,800
It wasn't even special.
>> BRUCE: Thousands of dollars
596
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,500
she paid, for a dress!
Are you kidding me?!
597
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,100
>> KIM: We've got to get her
back.
598
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:48,767
I don't know how, but...
>> BRUCE: Maybe I should trade
599
00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:51,300
in the dress or something, huh?
>> KIM (gasps): Wait, I have the
600
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,300
best idea!
>> KHLOE & BRUCE: What?
601
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:57,367
>> KIM: We should go and get her
dress from the dry cleaners and
602
00:26:57,367 --> 00:27:00,000
hold it captive until she gives
back the ATM card.
603
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,433
I really want to help Bruce get
his financial freedom back.
604
00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:07,200
He's worked so hard.
There's no way that my mom
605
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,800
should have control over the
money.
606
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,000
>> BRUCE: So we get her dress
from the cleaners, and we hold
607
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:21,033
her hostage.
I like it. I'm in.
608
00:27:21,033 --> 00:27:22,900
♪ ♪
609
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,867
>> SCOTT: I'm gonna show
Kourtney that I'm gonna be there
610
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:46,166
for whatever she needs, whenever
she needs it.
611
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,433
>> KOURTNEY: Hey.
>> SCOTT: Hello, hello.
612
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,467
>> KOURTNEY: What are you doing?
>> SCOTT: Getting this room put
613
00:27:50,467 --> 00:27:52,934
together.
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, that's cute,
614
00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:54,834
with the animals there on the
blanket.
615
00:27:54,834 --> 00:27:56,834
>> SCOTT: What about the whole
crib is all done?
616
00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:59,934
>> KOURTNEY: Oh, no way.
>> SCOTT: I never in a million
617
00:27:59,934 --> 00:28:02,600
years pictured myself putting a
crib together.
618
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,333
I know that I'm doing it for my
son, and I'm taking pride in it.
619
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,767
>> KOURTNEY: It's so cute that
you put those animals out here
620
00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:10,967
like that.
>> SCOTT: Just wanted you to be
621
00:28:10,967 --> 00:28:13,066
happy.
>> KOURTNEY: Thank you.
622
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:22,066
It makes me happy.
(laughs)
623
00:28:22,066 --> 00:28:23,934
♪ ♪
624
00:28:26,934 --> 00:28:29,633
>> KHLOE: Our mission is to
teach Kris a lesson and give
625
00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:39,033
Bruce his balls back for life.
So, we're here.
626
00:28:39,033 --> 00:28:42,066
>> KIM: Hi. We are picking up a
dress under "Kris Jenner."
627
00:28:42,066 --> 00:28:43,900
>> Okay.
>> KIM: We're just gonna take
628
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,166
this dress.
>> KHLOE: Thank you.
629
00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:46,834
>> KIM: You can charge it to
her.
630
00:28:46,834 --> 00:28:48,500
>> KHLOE: Yeah, charge it to her
account. Bye.
631
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,734
>> KIM: Bye-bye.
>> KHLOE: Bruce, got it.
632
00:28:50,734 --> 00:28:53,100
Come on.
>> KIM: Mission accomplished.
633
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,500
>> BRUCE: Right.
Should we wait here, or what?
634
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,500
>> KHLOE: Yeah, we're gonna wait
here.
635
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,900
She said she's on her way.
>> BRUCE: I feel like it's,
636
00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:01,667
like, we're the cops.
We're on stakeout.
637
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,633
This is wonderful.
>> KHLOE: This is a stakeout.
638
00:29:03,633 --> 00:29:08,133
>> BRUCE: This is the stakeout?
>> KHLOE: So, now that we're
639
00:29:08,133 --> 00:29:10,000
playing a waiting game...
>> BRUCE: All right, I can't
640
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,266
see.
I'm gonna move up to the front
641
00:29:12,266 --> 00:29:18,900
seat.
>> KHLOE: Oh, sorry.
642
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:20,667
>> BRUCE: All right, where is
she?
643
00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:23,233
And I think you should make...
Oh, you got the phone call
644
00:29:23,233 --> 00:29:24,433
already?
>> KHLOE: Yeah.
645
00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:27,867
>> BRUCE: Okay.
>> KHLOE: Come on, Kris.
646
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:32,567
>> BRUCE: Come on, Kris.
>> KHLOE: Here we are at a
647
00:29:32,567 --> 00:29:35,533
stakeout, and literally it's
been an hour, Kris is still not
648
00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:42,567
here, my ass is numb-- I mean,
being a spy is really hard.
649
00:29:42,567 --> 00:29:44,633
>> BRUCE: There... she's
parking.
650
00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:49,367
>> KHLOE: Oh... yeah.
(laughing)
651
00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:52,233
You don't need to show 'em that.
652
00:29:58,233 --> 00:30:00,633
>> BRUCE: All right, call her.
Now.
653
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,500
(line ringing)
654
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,667
>> KRIS (over phone): Hello?
>> KHLOE: Kris Jenner...
655
00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:13,367
we have taken your dress from
the cleaners.
656
00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:16,767
If you want it back
wrinkle-free, you will listen to
657
00:30:16,767 --> 00:30:20,000
the following instructions.
Do you hear me?
658
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,600
Get in the vehicle.
Make sure you are not followed.
659
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,867
Meet us at the 76 gas station on
the corner.
660
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,400
Meet us there.
>> KIM: Pronto, Tonto.
661
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,333
>> KRIS: Khloe, I don't have
time to dillydally and play
662
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:31,100
these stupid games...
>> KHLOE: Well, we don't have
663
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,800
time to constantly give Bruce
money.
664
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,700
>> KIM: Over and out.
Be there in five.
665
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,333
>> KHLOE: Over and out.
Be there in five.
666
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:40,166
If not, this dress is losing an
entire inch off the bottom.
667
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:43,767
Seriously?
>> BRUCE: (laughing)
668
00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:46,000
>> KHLOE: Oh, my God, does she
sound pissed.
669
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,633
Now we have to rush back to the
house and hide the dress before
670
00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:50,500
Kris comes home.
671
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,967
Get the dress.
We've got to hide it before Mom
672
00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:00,867
gets home.
>> KIM: All right, I got it.
673
00:31:00,867 --> 00:31:02,767
>> KHLOE: Come on.
>> BRUCE: You got to be
674
00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:04,066
kidding me.
(line rings)
675
00:31:04,066 --> 00:31:06,700
>> KRIS: Hello?
>> KHLOE: Mission aborted.
676
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,400
You may now go to your house
now.
677
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,533
>> KIM: We are waiting.
>> KRIS: What do you need?
678
00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:14,700
>> KIM: Bring a wad of cash.
>> KHLOE: I just hung up on her.
679
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:17,200
(Bruce laughs)
>> KHLOE: Okay, now let's
680
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,000
wait it out.
>> BRUCE: We'll just wait it
681
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,066
out-- she'll come back.
>> KHLOE: I need Midol.
682
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:25,333
>> BRUCE (laughs): All right,
I'll wait down here.
683
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:35,166
My God, she's gonna kill me.
♪ ♪
684
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:37,700
Kris is on her way back.
Kris really doesn't like
685
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:40,100
practical jokes, especially when
she's the victim.
686
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,166
I don't know how she's gonna
handle this thing.
687
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,734
Aren't you nervous?
You guys are, like, not paying
688
00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:45,367
any attention.
>> KHLOE: No, we're not nervous.
689
00:31:45,367 --> 00:31:47,133
>> BRUCE: I'm the one that's
gonna catch hell for this.
690
00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:48,800
>> KIM: Why are we nervous?
What do we care?
691
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,834
>> KHLOE: We're gonna cut the
(bleep) out of that dress if
692
00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:52,734
she tries to pull any crap with
us.
693
00:31:52,734 --> 00:31:54,500
>> BRUCE: We've got her driving
all over town.
694
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,000
>> KHLOE & KIM: Who cares?
>> KIM: She stole your ATM card.
695
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,300
>> KHLOE: This is why you're a
little be-yotch and she has
696
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:02,367
your balls in a... in a device.
In a thing.
697
00:32:02,367 --> 00:32:04,100
>> BRUCE: A vice.
It's called a vice.
698
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:05,734
>> KHLOE: Okay, a vice.
>> BRUCE: There you go.
699
00:32:05,734 --> 00:32:07,900
You got it.
>> KOURTNEY: Why are you scared
700
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,734
of her?
>> BRUCE: I'm scared to death of
701
00:32:09,734 --> 00:32:11,667
her.
>> KHLOE: Do you even have a
702
00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,500
saus-eege anymore, or did she
cut it off?
703
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,200
>> BRUCE (laughs): Eh, what's
left of it.
704
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,066
♪ ♪
705
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:28,834
>> KRIS: Are you guys serious?
Where's my dress?
706
00:32:28,834 --> 00:32:31,033
Listen, I've been... I have
things to do.
707
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:33,667
I can't play scavenger hunt all
day long.
708
00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:35,300
I need my dress, because...
(Kris, Kim and Khloe talking)
709
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:39,900
>> BRUCE: Hold it! Hold it!
Everybody stop! Hold it!
710
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:46,000
Bitch, I want my damn ATM card!
>> KRIS: If this is what you
711
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,667
really want to do, and if this
is what you think is gonna get
712
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:52,367
her to respond to you, then I
think you should go.
713
00:32:52,367 --> 00:32:54,300
>> KIM: So, what's, like,
your plan?
714
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,467
>> ROB: I'll probably hit her up
when I'm out there.
715
00:32:56,467 --> 00:32:59,200
>> KIM: I'm just afraid if you
go to New York, you'll come
716
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,066
back hurt.
717
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:08,400
>> BRUCE: Hey, wait, no, hold
it.
718
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,533
Bitch, I want my damn ATM card!
>> KHLOE: Yeah, be-yotch!
719
00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:14,800
(laughing)
>> BRUCE: Was that good?
720
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,333
Was that good?
>> KRIS: It's not funny.
721
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,133
Give me my dress.
>> BRUCE: Was I standing up to
722
00:33:18,133 --> 00:33:19,734
her?
>> KRIS: Give me my dress.
723
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:21,133
>> BRUCE: I want...
Where's the ATM card?
724
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,800
>> KHLOE: Oh, he's mad now.
>> BRUCE: Get my card. Come on!
725
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,333
>> KRIS: If you give me the
dress first.
726
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,834
>> BRUCE: See? Wasn't I good?
Didn't I stand up to her?
727
00:33:26,834 --> 00:33:28,200
>> KRIS: You know, you're
ridiculous...
728
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,300
>> BRUCE: Where's the ATM card?
>> KRIS: No. Give me the dress,
729
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,834
and I'll give you the card.
>> KIM: No, give him the card...
730
00:33:32,834 --> 00:33:35,767
>> KHLOE: Bruce, don't you dare
put those balls back in that
731
00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:38,133
vice, Bruce.
>> KRIS: This family is so
732
00:33:38,133 --> 00:33:40,266
dysfunctional.
We're fighting over a $4,000
733
00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:42,033
Chanel dress.
Where's the dress?
734
00:33:42,033 --> 00:33:43,934
>> BRUCE: Show me...
>> KRIS: Just show me where the
735
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,533
dress is.
>> BRUCE: You got to find it.
736
00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,567
>> KIM: Look for it...
>> KHLOE: Go look for it...
737
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,200
>> KRIS: Really?
Oh, now I'm on another one of
738
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,400
your little scavenger hunts?
You go to the cleaners and
739
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,767
hijack my dress?
You guys are out of your minds.
740
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,867
No wonder I drink.
>> KIM: Your yappity voice is
741
00:33:57,867 --> 00:33:59,667
giving me a headache!
>> BRUCE: Show me the ATM, and
742
00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:01,400
I'll show you where the dress
is.
743
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,333
>> KRIS: No. This isn't funny.
>> BRUCE: Give me the card,
744
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,000
and I'll give you hints.
Give me the card.
745
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,467
Give me the card.
>> KRIS: Stop it.
746
00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:08,600
You're really annoying.
>> BRUCE: Card. Card. Card.
747
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,700
>> KRIS: This isn't getting old.
Bruce, come on.
748
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,700
>> BRUCE: Give me the card.
>> KRIS: No. Where's the dress?
749
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:14,767
>> BRUCE: First of all, here you
go-- honey, honey, honey...
750
00:34:14,767 --> 00:34:16,633
>> KRIS: What? What?
>> BRUCE: ...honey, stop, stop.
751
00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:18,433
Here's the deal, okay?
>> KRIS: Yeah.
752
00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:20,800
>> BRUCE: If I'm cutting back,
you're cutting back, too.
753
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,000
Okay? It's just fair.
>> KRIS: Where's my dress?
754
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,333
>> BRUCE: Give me the ATM, and
I'll show you where the dress
755
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,600
is.
>> KRIS: I'll give you the ATM
756
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,967
card at the same time you hand
me my dress.
757
00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,900
I'm not handing over the ATM
card...
758
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,333
>> BRUCE: I want to see the ATM
card.
759
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:36,000
>> KRIS: I want to see the
dress-- and it better be in
760
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,834
perfect condition.
>> BRUCE: All right.
761
00:34:37,834 --> 00:34:40,300
Here's the deal.
There's the dress.
762
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,967
>> KRIS: Mm-hmm.
>> BRUCE: Okay?
763
00:34:41,967 --> 00:34:44,133
>> KRIS: Okay.
>> BRUCE: There's the dress,
764
00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:46,400
and... where's the ATM card?
>> KRIS: Is it wrinkled?
765
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,867
>> BRUCE: No, it's not wrinkled
at all.
766
00:34:47,867 --> 00:34:51,500
Ooh, there it is, huh?
Okay, I'll tell you what?
767
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:52,867
Ready?
>> KRIS: Just give me...
768
00:34:52,867 --> 00:34:54,467
give me the dress. (laughs)
>> BRUCE: Give me the ATM...
769
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,367
>> KRIS: No, at the same time.
>> BRUCE: That's right, put it
770
00:34:56,367 --> 00:34:57,767
out.
>> KRIS: You better give it to
771
00:34:57,767 --> 00:34:59,200
me.
>> BRUCE: I will.
772
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,133
It's right here.
>> KRIS: Swear? Swear?
773
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,700
>> BRUCE: Right here.
Fair deal. All right.
774
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,600
>> KRIS: All right.
>> BRUCE: I'm gonna go to the
775
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,100
hobby store. See ya.
>> KHLOE: Yay!
776
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,667
Whoo! Yay!
>> KIM: You got your card!
777
00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:15,066
>> BRUCE: Good work, girls!
Good work! All right! Good work!
778
00:35:15,066 --> 00:35:33,600
>> KRIS: Don't get so excited--
it has a $2,000 limit!
779
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,700
>> ROB: I've decided to fly back
to New York to see Adrienne
780
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:40,133
face-to-face and just tell her
how I feel, and I know I've told
781
00:35:40,133 --> 00:35:43,166
her that hundreds of times,
but to really show her and go to
782
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:46,066
her door.
I don't want her to move on and
783
00:35:46,066 --> 00:35:52,533
start a whole new relationship
and forget what we had.
784
00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:54,300
>> KRIS: Does she know you're
coming?
785
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,667
>> ROB: No, she doesn't.
>> KRIS: What are you going to
786
00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:59,533
do, you're just going to
show up?
787
00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,567
>> ROB: Yeah, I'm going to show
up, Mom, and I'm going to try
788
00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:04,667
and make things right instead of
just sitting here and being
789
00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:07,000
miserable every single
day and...
790
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,633
>> KRIS: I know you are, Rob.
>> ROB: And it's not...
791
00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:11,934
It's not okay, so...
>> KRIS: If this is what you
792
00:36:11,934 --> 00:36:14,700
really want to do, and if this
is what you think is going to
793
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:17,200
get her to respond to you, then
I think you should go.
794
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,600
>> ROB: I believe that she's
the one for me, I truly do.
795
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,033
And so, you know, I'm a big
believer in that.
796
00:36:24,033 --> 00:36:26,533
>> KRIS: I think that you should
go tell her how you feel so that
797
00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:30,166
you know that you did everything
you could to see if this could
798
00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:33,500
work out.
Rob's always telling Adrienne,
799
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:36,066
"I love you," and "I miss you,"
and, "I'm sorry."
800
00:36:36,066 --> 00:36:40,066
Well, okay, get on the plane and
go get your girl.
801
00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:41,867
I really do, Rob.
I think you're doing the right
802
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:57,333
thing.
♪ ♪
803
00:36:57,333 --> 00:37:01,033
>> KOURTNEY: Scott and I go to a
Lamaze class together.
804
00:37:01,033 --> 00:37:03,700
>> TEACHER: Back labor is when
the baby's back of the head is
805
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:07,467
pushing on your maternal spine.
So I'm going to demonstrate.
806
00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:10,233
Got your tennis ball?
Tell me if this hurts, okay?
807
00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:12,433
But it should feel nice.
You're going to get in there.
808
00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:14,767
>> SCOTT: Of course.
>> TEACHER: All across and
809
00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:17,767
you're going to give as much
pressure with that ball as
810
00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:27,600
she says.
♪ ♪
811
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,200
>> TEACHER: Everything is gentle
in and gentle out.
812
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,066
♪ ♪
813
00:37:35,533 --> 00:37:38,233
>> TEACHER: So I want you to
take a deep breath through
814
00:37:38,233 --> 00:37:42,767
your nose.
Open your mouth and relax it.
815
00:37:42,767 --> 00:37:44,633
♪ ♪
816
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:54,533
>> KOURTNEY: I believe that
everything's going to be okay.
817
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:59,266
We're both totally on the same
page now, and just moving
818
00:37:59,266 --> 00:38:10,567
forward in the right direction.
♪ ♪
819
00:38:10,567 --> 00:38:12,433
♪ ♪
820
00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:22,066
>> KIM: So, what's, like,
your plan?
821
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,900
Like, where are you going
to stay?
822
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:25,934
>> ROB: When I get there, I'm
just going to go get a hotel
823
00:38:25,934 --> 00:38:29,867
room and, uh, I'll probably hit
her up when I'm out there, and
824
00:38:29,867 --> 00:38:32,166
just let her know, like, "Look,
I'm out here.
825
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:35,467
I came out here to see you, and
like, I'm being for real."
826
00:38:35,467 --> 00:38:37,800
>> KIM: I'm just afraid if you
go to New York, you'll come
827
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,467
back hurt.
As much as I don't agree with
828
00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:43,667
Rob going to New York, I really
get what Rob is going through
829
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:46,500
because I used to go and fly to
see Reggie when we were
830
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,667
broken up.
He's my little brother.
831
00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:51,433
I'm going to support him no
matter what.
832
00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:55,934
(cell phone ringing)
>> KIM: Hey, okay.
833
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:59,333
I am just taking Rob to the
airport.
834
00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:01,433
I'm going to call you as soon as
I'm done.
835
00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:03,834
Bye.
>> ROB: I just got this email
836
00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:05,734
from Adrienne.
>> KIM: What?
837
00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:08,333
What does it say?
>> ROB: Wait, pull over.
838
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:12,066
All of a sudden, I get an email.
>> KIM: What's going on?
839
00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:15,300
Why are you making me pull over?
>> ROB: Because I just got an
840
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,166
email that's from her.
841
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,500
>> ROB: I just got this email
from Adrienne.
842
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,567
>> KIM: What?
What does it say?
843
00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:33,633
>> ROB: Wait, pull over.
>> KIM: What's going on?
844
00:39:33,633 --> 00:39:36,500
Why are you making me pull over?
>> ROB: Because I just got an
845
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:39,734
email that's from her.
"Don't take this email the wrong
846
00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:42,800
way, but this is from the new
man in her life."
847
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,800
>> KIM: What?
>> ROB: Yeah.
848
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,266
"We're trying to start off
on the right note and you're
849
00:39:47,266 --> 00:39:50,533
really not making it easy.
Her Blackberry goes off every
850
00:39:50,533 --> 00:39:53,400
minute and it's you almost
every time.
851
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,834
I can't imagine what you guys
really have to discuss after all
852
00:39:56,834 --> 00:39:58,367
this time.
It's honestly annoying and
853
00:39:58,367 --> 00:40:01,967
unhealthy for our relationship.
I respect what you guys had
854
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:06,033
in the past, but according to
her, it's clearly over.
855
00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:10,033
Thanks, Dogs1."
>> KIM: Why can't she have
856
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:13,166
the, like, guts to tell
you herself?
857
00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:14,900
I'm turning around.
Like, you're not even going to
858
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,700
New York.
I'm sorry.
859
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,433
>> ROB: You just...
>> KIM: On our way to the
860
00:40:18,433 --> 00:40:21,300
airport, on our way to the
airport, you get an email from
861
00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:24,767
him, like, "Sorry."
But this isn't the biggest sign?
862
00:40:24,767 --> 00:40:27,300
>> ROB: I've done every
single thing.
863
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,333
I've made myself look like
an idiot.
864
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:32,333
I made myself, you know...
>> KIM: And that's what you do
865
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,834
for someone that you love.
You do it and if you've tried
866
00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:39,133
everything you can, and they're
not, you know, giving you back
867
00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:41,433
what you need in return...
>> ROB: And it sucks.
868
00:40:41,433 --> 00:40:43,433
>> KIM: After you've tried
everything, then now you know
869
00:40:43,433 --> 00:40:45,300
you have to move on.
And this was the biggest sign
870
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,667
ever.
>> ROB: As hard as it is to let
871
00:40:47,667 --> 00:40:51,300
go of the love of my life, I
needed to learn that cheating
872
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:54,066
isn't acceptable.
I'll never, ever do this to my
873
00:40:54,066 --> 00:40:57,834
wife, to my future girlfriend.
It sucks so much and I'm, like,
874
00:40:57,834 --> 00:41:03,800
in so much pain, but I have to
move on and it just... sucks.
875
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,233
I just...
I'm, like...
876
00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:10,967
I just can't believe that, like,
I loved her so much.
877
00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:12,834
♪ ♪
878
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,834
(wind howling)
879
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:47,000
>> BRUCE: All right, we're here.
>> KRIS: Okay, show me your
880
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,633
fabulous toy store, honey.
>> BRUCE: Come on.
881
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,467
>> KRIS: I feel really bad.
I really didn't look at the big
882
00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:57,433
picture of Bruce's spending, so
I have the perfect way to make
883
00:41:57,433 --> 00:42:00,467
this whole thing up to Bruce.
>> BRUCE: I'm very excited about
884
00:42:00,467 --> 00:42:02,734
this.
Don't dampen my enthusiasm.
885
00:42:02,734 --> 00:42:05,700
It's like a good pair of Manolo
Blahniks.
886
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,600
>> KRIS: Knock yourself out.
>> BRUCE: Think of it that way.
887
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,567
We need that in the house.
The kids would like that.
888
00:42:10,567 --> 00:42:12,333
>> KRIS: No, we don't need that
in the house.
889
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,567
Okay, show me what the 700
looks like.
890
00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:16,767
>> BRUCE: Well, there it is,
honey.
891
00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,600
>> KRIS: It's beautiful.
>> BRUCE: And you're buying it
892
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,066
for me.
>> KRIS: Okay, great.
893
00:42:20,066 --> 00:42:22,633
I'm happy to do that.
All right, so how much is this
894
00:42:22,633 --> 00:42:25,066
helicopter?
>> CLERK: Close to $3,000.
895
00:42:25,066 --> 00:42:27,333
>> KRIS: $3,000?
>> CLERK: Mm-hmm.
896
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,166
>> KRIS: $3,000?
>> CLERK: Yeah.
897
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,467
>> KRIS: For this--
For this toy?
898
00:42:31,467 --> 00:42:33,767
>> BRUCE: Well, it's not a toy,
honey, this is a very
899
00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:35,433
sophisticated piece
of equipment.
900
00:42:35,433 --> 00:42:37,967
I mean, this is like what the
pros use.
901
00:42:37,967 --> 00:42:40,033
>> KRIS: There you go, honey.
>> BRUCE: Throw it down.
902
00:42:40,033 --> 00:42:41,900
>> KRIS: Have a good time.
>> BRUCE: Thanks.
903
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,600
(clerks chuckling)
>> KRIS: You work really hard
904
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,433
and you deserve to have what you
want and to have fun in life and
905
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,333
this is your hobby, so go
for it.
906
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,600
I think it's cool.
>> BRUCE: All right.
907
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,967
Okay.
I have no problem with that.
908
00:42:53,967 --> 00:42:57,000
I guarantee, no matter what I
spend here, it's a lot less than
909
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,533
what you do.
>> KRIS: Honey, I think it's
910
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:02,100
good you put your foot down.
I think actually, you getting
911
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:04,200
mad at me was actually kind
of sexy.
912
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,333
>> BRUCE: Really?
>> KRIS: Yeah.
913
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,934
>> BRUCE: I got to try that
more often.
914
00:43:06,934 --> 00:43:08,667
>> KRIS: I know, you ought to
try that more often.
915
00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:11,300
Get your toy and let's go.
>> BRUCE: Okay, thank you.
916
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,800
Thank you, honey.
>> KRIS: Let's go, baby.
917
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,500
>> BRUCE: You're so sweet,
honey.
918
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,867
>> KRIS: I know.
So are you.
919
00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:17,867
>> BRUCE: See you guys later.
I promise I won't crash it.
920
00:43:17,867 --> 00:43:23,667
>> KRIS: Bye, everybody.
Thank you!
921
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,800
>> KHLOE: So, are we not going
to the movies?
922
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,700
'Cause no one's doing anything.
I don't get it.
923
00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:30,133
>> ROB: I'm actually trying to
save this movie for this date
924
00:43:30,133 --> 00:43:32,333
that I have.
>> KHLOE: Yeah, right.
925
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:34,300
Well, what?
When did you meet her?
926
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,300
I'm so proud of you.
>> ROB: Look, she gave this to
927
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:41,467
me at Katsuya.
An Armenian girl.
928
00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:43,667
>> KHLOE: "Call me. Violet."
With a happy face.
929
00:43:43,667 --> 00:43:46,533
So, by going on this movie
date, does that mean you are
930
00:43:46,533 --> 00:43:49,734
over Adrienne?
>> ROB: I mean, it's my way of
931
00:43:49,734 --> 00:43:52,633
getting over her.
>> KHLOE: I told you.
932
00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:55,033
Cutting yourself off from the
outside world and, like,
933
00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,767
waiting for Adrienne, that's
never going to do anything
934
00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:58,100
for you.
So, wait.
935
00:43:58,100 --> 00:44:00,967
So that means no movie for us.
>> ROB: No, it isn't.
936
00:44:00,967 --> 00:44:02,600
>> KHLOE: You're saving it?
>> SCOTT: We could still go,
937
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,433
Khlo.
>> KYLIE: Can I come?
938
00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,467
>> KHLOE: We'll all just go.
>> ROB: Yeah.
939
00:44:06,467 --> 00:44:09,734
>> KHLOE: Well, Rob,
I'm so happy you're moving on.
940
00:44:09,734 --> 00:44:11,633
>> ROB: There's more love
out there.
941
00:44:11,633 --> 00:44:13,967
>> KHLOE: There is and it begins
with us.
942
00:44:13,967 --> 00:44:16,166
>> ROB: With Kylie.
>> KHLOE: Kylie, don't go
943
00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:19,066
to him.
Kylie, pick or choose, now.
944
00:44:19,066 --> 00:44:20,934
>> KYLIE: You're mean to me.
>> KHLOE: I'm mean?
945
00:44:20,934 --> 00:44:22,533
>> KYLIE: Robert would never--
>> ROB: All right, all right,
946
00:44:22,533 --> 00:44:28,500
all right.
>> KHLOE: You're dead, Kylie.
947
00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,533
Keeping Up With
the Kardashians:
948
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:31,200
>> KIM: I found the dog walking
around in Calabasas.
949
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,900
>> WOMAN: She has a condition
called pyometra.
950
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:37,734
>> KIM: I can't watch that.
>> ROB: Just do it, bro.
951
00:44:37,734 --> 00:44:41,100
>> BRUCE: Rob moving back in--
not a good thing.
952
00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:42,667
Hey, what the hell are you guys
doing?!
953
00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:44,033
I'm sick and tired of you
babying this little kid.
954
00:44:44,033 --> 00:44:46,633
>> KRIS: I don't baby him.
>> BRUCE: He's 22 years old!
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