All language subtitles for 1985 - Private Teacher

This is the promised land, Los Angeles,
California, the city of sunshine, milk,

and honey.

Millions of people have flocked here to
make Los Angeles their home.

Aircraft workers, Arabs, movie stars,
hustlers, butchers, bakers,

preachers, pimps, musicians, and madmen.

This is the home of the original
McDonald's.

Brahman's Chinese Theater.

Griffith Observatory.

Olvera Street.

Santa Monica Pier.

The Beverly Hills Hotel.

The La Tosca Theater, home of foreign
films.

Marina Del Rey.

Freeways.

Taylor the Pup Restaurant.

The Church of Amy Simple McPherson.

Chinatown.

Union Station.

The Coliseum.

The Coca -Cola Bottling Company.

MacArthur Park.

The canals of Venice.

And Hollywood.

Yes, Hollywood.

Where anything goes.

And usually does.

Home of the space cases and all assorted
weirdos.

Hollywood Boulevard.

The street of broken dreams and stoned
out losers.

It's the movie town.

Now given over to street people.

And sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

It's a combination of skid row and
Saturday night.

It's Drake.

Gay. or by, and all out in the open.

The underground has surfaced in
California as a garish fresco of the

sexual revolution.

The past is fading away, and the sweet
little neighborhood of Hollywood is

You can get anything you want at the
local sex shops, and it's open season in

the pleasure dome.

Over these mountains into the north of
Los Angeles and Hollywood is the San

Fernando Valley.

It is made up of many communities
inhabited by mostly middle American

This is where the normal people live.

You've been a bad, bad rabbit, Warren.

Whips? Yeah, we got whips. So what?

Oh, harder.

Take this, you dumb bunny.

Hell, you like it, don't you? Ah, I love
it.

You went out.

Fuck you guys.

Well,

you just better. I don't know, Tina.
This jerk -off probably couldn't even

on a light bulb.

I happen to be the best.

Of what rat?

The best cheese you'll ever sneeze,
bitch.

Where did you find this rodent?

In the sleaze.

In a rat trap?

Yeah, only one problem. This one still
seems to be alive.

Alive and waiting for your pussy to
catch me. I might chase you, but I won't

you.

I'll feed you because I need you.

I just love them when they're desperate.

Debbie, Tina, let's stop this game and
get back to reality.

But Warren, baby, this is reality.

Now, boy.

Now hear your ears fall down.

This is reality.

Who needs fantasy?

Now you're getting it, Warren, baby.

Warren baby.

I get it. Warren baby. Warren baby.

Keep it up.

Oh, it's up.

Let's have some fun.

Look at that ass, Warren. Don't touch
it.

Just look at it.

Isn't that a hot little butt?

Warren wants to touch it.

Warren wants to touch it? Does the
rabbit want to go in the hole?

Yeah.

Jenny, what's going on in there?

I'm reading, Aunt Diane.

Jimmy, open this door.

Please, Aunt Diane.

Is something going on in there?

No. Well, it's awfully quiet.

I'm reading.

I don't hear any pages turning.

You open this door.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm getting really worried about you,
Jimmy.

Why?

I'm your aunt. It's my right to worry,
okay?

I'm not doing anything.

That's exactly what worries me. You're
not doing anything.

You just mope around this room all the
time.

I just want to be by myself.

Well, something's fishy.

Don't try to fool me. I'm not!

Not so sure.

Let's go back to your reading. I don't
see any book.

I put it away.

Supper's in one hour.

We'll talk about it then.

I've got a surprise for you.

I've got a surprise for you.

Pop, pop, pop, pop.

Come on. Pop, pop, around the corner.

Let's get that fucking rap.

Get out of here.

Woo!

Oh, yeah.

Where did you eat her?

Why did you eat her?

Does Bunny know how to get in the hole
now, huh?

Everything a bunny rabbit would want to
know.

Go ahead.

Oh, my clipper is so big.

Oh, pretty.

Oh, I just love to fuck both of them.

I only got one dick.

past few weeks have become very
different in this house.

Now, I know I'm your aunt. I'm not your
mother. God rest her soul.

But I am raising you. I pay the bills.
I'm feeding you.

I'm responsible. And your behavior has
become very peculiar lately.

I'm just the same.

No, Jimmy, you are not just the same.

You've been staying in your room for
hours like some old recluse.

You're absolutely hell to get up in the
morning.

And your teacher called and said that
you've been falling asleep in class when

you make it to class.

Now, what is it in your room that
occupies you so? I'd really like to

Well, aren't you going to say anything?

What do you mean?

Why don't you just tell me your problem?

Mustard.

Mustard. Could you pass the mustard,
please? Oh, yes, sure.

Now, be serious, Jimmy.

Serious? Yes. You don't seem to be
realizing that you're crawling into a

I mean, you are just retreating from the
essence of life.

You're not acting like a normal young
man.

I just want to get more reading done.

It's not reading. It is something, but
it is not reading. You're just too

Absolutely too quiet. Now, what is it?

Nothing. It is not nothing.

I am tired of having this same
discussion.

Now, if you don't snap out of it, I am
just going to have to take some drastic

measures.

Are you listening to me?

Yes, Aunt Dan.

You know, you don't go outside.

You don't play sports like you used to.

You don't go to the movies.

You don't chase girls.

You don't even... watch television
anymore.

The worst part is you and I don't have
the conversations like we used to.

Spending hours upon hours in your room,
don't you think that's just a little bit

strange?

What are you reading in there? Playboy
magazine?

No.

Then what is it?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Young man, your nothing is going to turn
into something.

And when it does, you're going to need
some professional counseling.

I'm going to my room now.

Thanks for dinner, Aunt Diane.

Don't you want to watch The Jeffersons
with me?

No, thanks.

Oh, boy.

How you doing?

How's the water?

It's perfect.

Yeah?

Where'd you feel it?

Look at

this stuff. Isn't it fun?

Oh, it's wonderful.

Didn't we have fun today?

That's what we gotta do. A football
player next.

Yeah.

You're so cute when you're black.

Does that feel good?

Does it fucking feel good? Is it strong?

It feels wonderful.

I gotta get in the slide.

Alright.

We love to play games.

We love to play.

Do you know what feels good?

This doesn't feel good.

Does it feel good?

A little lower. Wait, wait, wait.

Here we go.

I need to make it real.

Tonight's program of The Jeffersons will
not be seen at this time.

Instead, we are presenting a special
white paper report, The American Sexual

Revolution Update.

All throughout America today, more and
more people are fucking.

Now that one out of every ten homes has
a videocassette player, explicit

sexuality is available to everyone,
young and old alike.

People are able to see and learn what
can be done in the techniques of sexual

pleasure.

It's out of the closet and into the
living room.

All Americans can now have fun.

You can buy sex magazines at your corner
grocery store. It's all here just for

the taking.

Why, it's even coming at you in 3D.

And all this is very good and healthy
for you.

Oh, you can still get all the violence
you want on regular network television.

But just look at this example of X
-rated filmmaking.

There is a tremendous amount of what is
called giving head going on today.

And if you will just step up to your TV,
I will give you a home demonstration of

just how this works.

That's good. Now raise your skirt up
over your thighs.

Like this?

And take down your panties.

I'll help you.

That's it.

Now, just step in closer.

Let me see that pink little pussy.

Oh.

It tastes so good. Hey, can you fuck me
for a minute?

I think it would be easier if I come out
there.

Oh, yes.

Tune in tomorrow night for carp fishing
in Iowa.

Bye.

I'm asleep.

Well, good night, Jim. Good night.

I love you.

Ha ha ha

All right.

And don't keep this door locked.

Sorry.

Why do you wake me up so early on a
Saturday?

I don't have to go to school.

Oh, yes you do.

What do you mean?

School is coming to you.

To me?

Yeah, I told you I was going to have to
take drastic measures.

Look, you seem to be emotionally
paralyzed.

I mean, you're slipping into an almost
comatose state.

And I'm not going to let you get sick.

So I've engaged a private teacher.

She's going to come here, and she's
going to help you with your mental

as well as your schoolwork.

She's a qualified professional, and she
comes very highly recommended.

I don't need anybody like that, Aunt
Diane. I'm fine.

Yeah? Well, you know, like the old
saying goes, actions speak louder than

Well, your actions or non -actions are
real strange.

I just want to be alone.

All the time. You can't fool me.

Well, good morning. You must be... Yes,
Jimmy's teacher.

Wonderful. Jimmy, please come. I want
you to meet the lady who's going to be

helping you.

This is Miss Foxworth. Hello, Jimmy.

Hello. Nice to meet you.

Please, let's come in and sit in the
living room.

My,

you have a lovely home.

Thank you. We like it. The
neighborhood's quite nice. Very quiet

We hardly even ever see the neighbors.

Did I say something funny, Jimmy?

No, I just remembered an old joke.

Well, at least your memory isn't fading.

Jimmy, I'm sure your aunt has told you
why I'm here.

Yes.

Diane, as I explained to you, I must
work with him alone.

I understand. I have my sales meeting in
Palm Springs.

so you two will have a nice long weekend
together to work on Jimmy's problems.

I don't have any problems.

Now, Jimmy, I think I should be the
judge of that.

I have several degrees in psychology,
and I've had a lot of experience in

dealing with the human mind.

Now, if, as your aunt has pointed out,
you are slipping into a reclusive state,

I'm the one to help you.

But I'm not.

I just want my privacy.

Well, now, Jimmy, it seems to be a
little bit more serious than that.

What did you tell her?

Just exactly what's been going on.

Now, Diane, I don't think Jimmy's
problem is that serious.

Just give me a couple of days with him,
and I'm sure we can solve the whole

thing. Let's not put him on the
defensive.

You're the boss.

No, you're the boss.

I'm the psychologist, and he's still
very dependent upon you for his

Now, whatever feelings Jimmy has about
his environment,

He will tell me about them.

Thank you.

May I go to my room now?

See? He's doing it again.

Yes, Jimmy. You can go. I'll talk to you
soon.

Bye.

I'll get my bags and be gone soon. Have
a good weekend, Jimmy.

Yeah, sure.

This might be tough, Diane. I think he's
shrinking.

You mean you think he's getting smaller?

I know, dear. His personality.

But don't worry about a thing. I'm sure
I can snap him out of it.

I trust you, Miss Foxworth.

Lillian.

Lillian.

Now you just run along on your business
meeting and I'll take care of

everything.

Thank you.

You sure?

Yes. Trust me.

I do, Lillian.

Thank you.

Goodbye, Diane.

Have a wonderful time.

Good luck.

They're so deceiving.

You know, they always act like they're
so ready to jump into anything. You

they chase you around and pretend like
they're all into you. Remember that guy

last week? The one we met at the beach
that was like Mr., you know, muscle boy.

Oh, yeah. But he was wearing the baggy
tennis clothes.

And was a wimp. And he was tough.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it.

Remember when he took his pants off and
he had that roll of fat around his

middle? I just went, ugh.

And his dick was really... And he's
sitting there going, baby, I'll fuck you

night. God, I can't believe it.

Lasted two minutes.

They all last about two minutes.

We didn't occupy them.

I know, I think these gangs are really
working out for a better interest.

Because otherwise,

I think we'd really have a dull sex
life. Because these guys can't last at

We've got to find a place where there's
men that are men.

They can take it.

I haven't found one yet.

I don't know. That rabbit was pretty
cute. Oh, yes, the rabbit.

How could you forget?

I wouldn't hassle, though. I mean, I
would get in a bunny outfit just to get

laid. Hey.

I mean.

Oh, look at us. I mean, come on. We're
not such bad chicks.

We got a reputation.

We got hot pussies, and we know it.

That's why I don't like it when you put
masks on, because then it always blocks

the eyes. I don't know. What do you see?

What's your favorite part?

You know.

No, I don't. They're dicks.

What else do you need them for?

You find them, and you leave them.
You've got to teach them to give good

though. Well, don't we?

I don't know. I think we ought to spend
more time on that.

I just don't want him anymore, you know?
Oh, baby, I'll fuck you all night long.

I'll eat your pussy. I'll do this. And
you get him here and... Do

something.

Isn't that guy John coming over here?

Yeah. I think he's bringing a friend
with him. Jack, somebody like that.

Well, let's get dressed up.

That's right. They should be here any
time, huh?

Let's do something different this time,
okay? I got an idea.

Come on.

I don't think they're home.

Look, I'm telling you, when these
stewardesses are on layover, they're

here.

You sure about this?

Hey, look, you know, how many times do I
have to tell you? They're here.

You just got to relax, man. It's
starting to get late. It's been a long

No, no. Look, these girls are a little
bit strange, but I'm telling you, play

along with them. You'll get some pussy.

Sorry we're late, girl.

Who cares?

I said we thought you girls were horny.

Well, I heard about you girls. What game
are we going to play today?

Barnyard.

Barnyard?

Yeah, barnyard.

And you're the chicken.

I got it. Couldn't he be a woodpecker?

You get it? That was pretty dumb, Jack.

Get down and start clucking.

Come on. You too, Jack.

Get out of there.

Come on. Come on.

Now your cows.

I really liked him better as cocks.

I kind of wimped out.

John, this is pretty ridiculous.

Look, man, you said you'd do anything to
get laid, right?

Right, right. Okay, okay.

Moo! Moo!

I know what that is. A stallion. Or a
gilded. I think we should find out.

I don't know.

Whoa.

Come here, horsey.

You are home.

You look like the horse now.

You

gonna

mount me there?

Sure, baby.

Are you ready?

I'll tell you when.

You got that?

Sure.

You

like

that?

Thank you.

You know, I could ride any horse all
night long.

That'd be so cute.

I'll show you if you can last that long.

Thank you, kid.

I don't know.

You see, you're going to do just as I
tell you,

darling.

Or I'll bite it.

You like it.

Yeah. Jimmy, you'll have to come out
now.

We must have a little talk.

Not now.

I didn't come all the way over here for
my health.

All right.

Who knows about a little talk?

I don't think.

Hello, Jimmy.

Thanks, but it's my house.

So it is.

Do you want me to leave?

My aunt asked me to come here.

Yes, she did. Now, let's start talking.

Now, I know you don't want to answer...
Let me rephrase that. I know you won't

answer my questions.

You're hiding something from your aunt.

Now, from what I can tell, you are not
mentally ill.

You have a secret.

Now, I know you probably wouldn't want
your aunt to know what your secret is,

but maybe you'll share it with me.

There's no secret.

Do you like your aunt, Jimmy?

Sure, she's great.

What school do you go to?

Valley Junior College.

Any problems there?

No.

So, no secrets and no problems.

That's right.

Can I go to my room now?

Now we are going to play robots.

I'm going to move very slowly.

And we're going to kiss you and show you
everything.

And he's slower.

He's fast.

Slower, slower.

Play the game.

Do you like that robot?

How's yours doing?

You gotta make them go slow.

Slower! Come on, if you're not gonna
play, then don't play at all.

You got that?

Show him how.

Don't let him touch me yet, Tina.

Now you get your biggest problem.

Are you ready

for

your 50 now, darling? Thank you so much.
Thank you.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking time, do you?

You don't have to ask a robot now, baby.

Oh, okay.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm a wild animal.

Fuck this wild animal.

Fuck her.

Fuck her. You know he's a fucking
animal.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, lick that lip.

Look at it sticking.

What? Oh, dude.

Oh, look at that pretty, painfully.

Oh, yeah.

Right on it.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus. Fuck me now.

Fuck me right now.

I got my flip. I got my flip.

Uh -huh. Do it. Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. All right, y 'all.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You can come any way you want because
you've been such a good boy.

I don't need it. I'll come all over you.
All over you.

All over you too.

Will you put me where you want me?

Come on.

I'll go walk you up.

You do it, baby.

You do it. Just the way you do it.

I think little boy should always get a
nail.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come.

Coming all over my cock.

Okay. You ready for it?

Oh, yeah.

Give me a hug.

Give me a hug.

Oh, you look so good.

Look at you.

You're happy to come back to me.

Oh, the door's unlocked.

Jimmy, are you having a nervous fit?

No, my zipper sticks.

Not in public, I hope.

No. That could be a problem.

It's not.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem.
No!

Good. I'm glad at last we have an
understanding.

Or a lie.

Since you have no emotional problems and
no physical problems, we might as well

get down to some regular schoolwork.

Shakespeare.

Shakespeare, the most brilliant writer
of English literature. His works can

improve your mind.

It's old -fashioned.

Read.

Speak the speech, I pray you.

As I pronounced it trippingly on the
tongue.

Now, Jimmy, Jimmy, you can understand
this and put a little more feeling into

it, can't you?

Speak the speech, I pray you, as I
pronounced it to you, trippingly on the

tongue.

But if you mouth it, as many of our
players do, I had us leave the town

for my lives.

Now do not soar the air too much with
your hand thus, but use all gently.

For in the very torrent, tempest, and,
as I may say, whirlwind of your

passion, you must acquire and beget a
temperance that may give it smoothness.

Oh, it offends me to the soul to hear a
robustious, very weak -pated fellow

Tear a passion to tatters.

Read the other part.

I warrant your honor, but... Be not too
tame, neither.

But let your own discretion be your
tutor.

Suit the action to the word, the word to
the action.

With a special observance that you
overstep not the modesty of nature.

For anything so overdone is from the
purpose of playing.

To show virtue her own feature.

And the very age and form of the time,
his own body and breath.

Oh, my God.

Will there be players that I have seen
play and heard others praise, but

having the accent of Christians, nor the
gait of Christian, pagan, nor man,

have so bellowed and strutted that I had
thought some of nature's journeymen had

made men, and not made them well.

They imitated humanity so abominably.

I hope we have reformed that
indifferently with us, sir.

Oh, we form it all together.

And let those that play your clowns
speak no more.

Go make you ready.

I'm ready.

Oh, I thought you'd enjoy that.

I'm not so shy after all.

They're toning the muscles.

Strong hands sure help.

Just relax.

Believe me, I'm relaxed.

You're a little tense right here.

Okay, turn over. Let's get the front.

How's that?

Great.

Say, how could I have seen this one,
please?

Maybe. I used to have my own show on
public access cable.

I thought I'd seen that handsome J
someplace before.

Must have been a rerun.

Please, Diane, I'll do the massaging.

I do a little different method, I think,
than you do. Oh, that's pretty good.

Oh.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

don't stop.

Oh, no, don't stop.

Oh, you learned very fast.

Good. Oh, yes.

Squeeze my tits.

Oh, yes.

You can't.

Fuck me. Oh, for no reason.

Stop me.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, baby.

I can feel you coming.

Yeah.

Tighten up. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes, here it comes.

I'm

free.

You know,

I've been afraid too. You're not alone.

Every morning I used to open my eyes and
be afraid of the world that I had to

face.

It wasn't the way I wanted it either.

I wanted that kind of purity that you
found in your room.

But that trapped me in my self -pity.

And I realized that my caring for myself
was caring for other people.

And I have to go out and meet those
other people.

It's quite simple.

You'll see.

I don't want to now.

I want to be with you. We're going to be
together.

No, Jimmy.

I'm just your private teacher.

Your temporary private teacher.

You won't need me.

Well, Diane, I think Jimmy will be just
fine now.

Well, you really seem to have worked a
miracle.

Maybe.

You sure he's going to be all right?

You see, call me in a couple of days.

What about the money?

The agency will send you a bill.

Well, thank you.

I'm really going to hope for the best.

Aunt Diane?

Yes, Jimmy?

What's for dinner?

Oh, I thought we might go out.

Oh, great.

Miss Foxworth, will you come with us?

Sorry, Jimmy, I've been gone all
weekend.

Gotta feed the cat.

Okay.

Oh, and Jimmy, remember your
Shakespeare.

I'll never forget it.

A couch for luxury and damned incest.

But howsoever thou pursuest this act,
take not thy mind, nor let thy soul

contrive against thy mother ought.

Leave her to heaven.

and to the thorns that in her bosom
lodge to prick and sting her.

Fare thee well at once.

The glow -worm shows the Matan to be
near, and gins to pale his unaffectual

fire.

Adieu, adieu, adieu.

Remember me.

What was that all about?

You wouldn't understand.

No, maybe you would.

Hey, kid!

What are you doing?

My name is Jimmy. You what?

Get in here. What are you doing?

My name is Jimmy. I live across the
street.

So what?

Well, to come right out with it, I've
been watching you girls through my

telescope.

You what?

Yeah, that's quite a turn on.

The girls are real sexy.

Oh, yeah?

Well, uh... He is kind of cute, isn't
he? He is.

Very cute. Young, too.

So you've been watching us, huh?

Yeah. Well, uh, you want to have some
fun?

I was thinking about it.

You want to play flashlight?

Flashlight?

Yeah.

We're going to show you, baby. Come on.
That's right. Come on.

Oh, God.

I thought I told you. You're just too
big.

Go away.

Penis brain.

You learn fast, I tell you.

Don't be bored, Jenny.

Have you done it before, Jenny? Yes,
you're doing a really good job. You're

doing a really good job.

He's fucking you like a

bunny.

Are you sure you saw him come in here? I
saw him right out my back window. That

was hours ago when it was just starting
to get dark.

But he never stays out this late.

Diane, haven't you been having problems
with him?

Yes, but I thought that was all cured. I
mean, he wouldn't come out of his room.

And now he won't come home.

Who lives here anyway?

Two airline stewardesses. Seem like
normal girls.

Well, there doesn't seem to be anybody
home now.

The door's open. Let's go in. Come on.

Look, he's asleep.

Jimmy?

Jimmy, wake up.

Ooh, look, Diane. He's got a heart on.

Oh, my God.

You're going to have to tug it back into
his pants because he's going to be real

embarrassed if he wakes up like this.

No, I don't want to touch it.

Well, he's your nephew.

Well, zip it up or something.

Oh, it's so big.

We might hurt him.

Well, cover it. Take a pillow.

Do something.

Oh, I'll do it if you're going to be
such a prude.

Prude?

It's too stiff.

Just let me slicken it up a little bit
and then it'll slide right in.

Marsha, do you have any idea what you're
doing?

Well, hell yes, I do it all the time.

Go back to sleep, Jimmy.

What's going on, Aunt Diane?

You're getting your cock sucked, kid.

Oh, my God.

I'd like to sit on this.

Marsha, no.

He's my nephew.

Well, he's not my nephew.

Besides, I think he's kind of cute.

Don't do it, Jimmy.

Oh. Ooh.

Oh, your cock sounds so good.

Oh, it's so young and hard.

Ooh. Oh.

Oh.

Ooh.

But it feels so good, Aunt Diane.

Oh, I know.

Ooh, I love fucking better than
anything.

How good am I putting?

Oh, you make me so wet.

Oh, I wanted to fuck you as soon as I
saw your hard cock sticking out of your

pants.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, Diane, you'd love it.

You ought to try it.

Oh, come on, Aunt Diane. I've always
wanted to.

You have?

Go on, Diane. Try it.

Oh, well, might as well keep it in the
family.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I never dreamed.

Oh, yeah. Come on, sucker. Let her have
it.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, it's like a spark.

Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. Are you all wet?

Hard. Oh, my God. It's so wet going in
there.

Come on, sucker.

Sucker hard.

Oh, yeah.

And so, as the sun sinks slowly in the
west, we say, a fond farewell

to Los Angeles, the land of milk and
honey, the Big Orange,

Smogsville, the land of opportunity
where anything can happen,

and usually again, 24 hours a day.