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- I didn't get in.
- Then I'm not going.
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Don't be ridiculous.
You get to go to Europe,
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- meet the best dressage riders.
- It won't be any fun without you.
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You'll probably make best friends
with some snobby girl from Spence.
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- Will you go back to Seneca Lake?
- I might stay here.
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My mom wants me to canvass for
Nixon/Agnew in the California primary.
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Send me postcards, OK? Every day.
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I'm gonna miss you so much, Leslie.
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Jesus! What are you doing?
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It just... I don't know, it
just happened. It felt right.
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People have all kinds of feelings.
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Doesn't mean we're
supposed to act on them.
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- I don't think I wanna do this.
- Try.
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If you hate it, we can say
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"We think we're better than
you and we're out of here."
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Or we can pass judgment on them
without ever even meeting them.
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I just want you to know
I'm only doing this for you.
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Welcome. Bette and Tina.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So...
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Hey!
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- When did you get here?
- Hi, big girl! Give me a hug!
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- It's nice to see you!
- Oh, it's nice to see you!
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This is the band, this is me.
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- My band, The Garanimals. Do we rock?
- It's good.
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We rock! Forget it. You think I
sold out with the real-estate thing.
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- You're turning into a suit.
- Yeah, I'm a real estate broker.
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Look, it's cool to do something
stupid and make a lot of money
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and then you can do what you want.
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OK!
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- I love your apartment, by the way.
- You do?
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- You think it has good energy?
- I think it's a tool shed.
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If I take more responsibility for
my choices and actions today...
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I will stop blaming Charlie
for my low self-esteem.
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Sometimes I keep
myself passive when I...
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Let Bette make all the
financial decisions in our lives.
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- Even though we agreed...
- That's good, Tina.
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Just a simple, declarative statement.
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No need to elaborate at this stage.
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Why wasn't I born with a trust fund?
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All I wanna do is sit and write...
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Most people with trust funds
aren't tortured enough to write.
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So, are you and Tim still having sex?
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- Or did you break up out of boredom?
- OK...
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Did you have a lot of angry
sex? That's kind of hot.
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Can we please, please not talk about
Tim? It's the worst mood killer.
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Thank God. 'Cause I gotta
tell you, back in college,
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do you have any idea
how hard it was to sleep
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ten feet away from you guys doing it?
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I was mildly disgusted
by his bulging muscles
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and his little... his
little grunts of pleasure.
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- "Oh. Oh. Oh, Jenny. Oh, Jenny, Jenny... "
- No, no, no, stop it.
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Evil to say bad things about Tim.
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- Oh, for God's sake!
- It is.
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You guys gonna get back together?
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You've been banished to do your
penance, then he's gonna let you back?
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- No. It's over.
- It's over?
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Fini.
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My greatest fear about
being a parent is...
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That our child will...
seem like an alien to us.
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And we'll seem like an
alien to him. Or her.
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That I'd be bored being
a stay-at-home dad.
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And I'd start to blame Charlie.
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That Alma will never really
accept Hector as our child.
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That Hector will continue
to be a troubled child.
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That my daughter will feel angry
with me for not giving her a father.
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Pass.
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OK. Let's move on. Tina?
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Uh... I know Bette and
I must have some fears
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because otherwise what would
we be doing in this group?
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But we're comfortable with
the lesbian parent thing.
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I guess our greatest fear would be...
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... whether or not Bette's father
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will accept our child. Yeah, that's it.
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That Bette's father won't consider
our baby to be his grandchild.
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Now, the next exercise.
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My greatest fear about
being a parent is...
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... that I won't be
a good enough provider.
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That's good, Bette. It takes
time to build trust in the group.
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Eventually, it'll be easier to
say what you really mean to say.
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I... went on a three-day wine tour.
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- Whoa! Wine! Good!
- It is really yummy.
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We gotta go to Tim's
to get the corkscrew.
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- No shit. Where is he?
- On a recruiting trip.
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Oh, goody. This is gonna be fun,
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'cause we can snoop
to our hearts' content.
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We can go through his drawers,
read his mail, put on his pants.
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- Maybe.
- I'm gonna dance topless on his table.
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- What are you doing?
- Getting the key. Thank you, Tim.
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Do you think he's really
on a recruiting trip
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or in some love nest with another woman?
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- No.
- I'm just asking.
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Oh-oh. What? What is this face?
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- Is there another woman?
- Sort of.
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Not everything is about
furthering my career.
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Well, you wouldn't know that
to hear you speak publicly.
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These are two separate issues for me.
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This kid has been passed
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from group home to a
foster home to the shelter.
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I've worked with him.
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If he doesn't get into a good
family, then he is a goner.
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I think it's admirable
to adopt a needy child.
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- Bette and I wanted to adopt.
- So why didn't you?
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Because some girl from the Midwest
who thinks lesbians have horns
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isn't about to choose us as
adoptive parents for her baby.
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- That's how the system works.
- If you're set on a newborn, white baby.
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What's wrong with a white
person wanting a white baby?
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Most people wanna have a family
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that looks like the
family they grew up in.
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Yolanda? You have something
you wanna say to Bette?
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I do. You talk so proud and
forthright about being a lesbian.
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But you never refer to yourself
as an African-American woman.
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You're saying that white people
should only take care of white babies.
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I said nothing of the kind.
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I was about to say that Tina and
I chose an African-American donor
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because it was important to us
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to have a family that
reflects who we are.
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Before you reflect who you
are you have to be who you are.
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They're wondering what
we're talking about
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because they didn't know you were black.
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You need to reflect on what it
is you're saying to the world
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by hiding so behind the
lightness of your skin.
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You know... you know nothing about me.
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You don't know how I grew
up, how I live my life.
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- That's because...
- Yolanda, Bette.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to save this till Thursday.
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We'll pick it up during
Freestyle. Good work, everyone.
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Hey, tell Bette not to let
Yolanda get to her too much.
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She's just trying to figure
her out, see if she has an ally.
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Stick around. Soon you'll
start looking forward to it.
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No, no, we both thought
it was really interesting.
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"We"? You haven't had a chance
to talk to Bette about it yet.
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Oh, yeah. Um, I thought
it was really interesting.
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I'll talk to Bette about it and
we'll both decide what we wanna do.
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- Better?
- Mm-hm. See ya.
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My God! That is...
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I mean... I'm so glad it was you
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and not Tim who went
out and did the nasty.
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You know? So, like, where did
you meet him? What does he do?
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What is he? What does he look like?
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- At a party.
- Yeah?
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- Uh, owns a caf�.
- That's cool.
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I'm not proud of what I
did. It was really shitty.
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- What? Is he funny?
- Definitely not.
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- Smart?
- I don't know.
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But hot?
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Marina's definitely hot.
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Marina?
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Whoa, dude, that's the
one thing I haven't done!
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So... what are you gonna
call her in the story?
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No, I didn't do it because of that.
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I didn't do this for
something to write about.
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Jenny?
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- Hey.
- What?
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Look at me.
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Oh, my God.
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She broke your heart.
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Fuck.
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- You look great!
- I love it!
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- You look wicked.
- That is awesome.
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I want you to sign it. Make
it out to Francesca and I.
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- She's back?
- Oh, bring her to Twat.
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You have to take her.
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- Make it special.
- "Dana Fairbanks, professional lesbian."
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Oh, come on. Next week it'll
be in every magazine you read.
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You won't be able to
keep the girls away.
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Your parents must be so proud.
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Dana.
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- Did you not do it?
- You didn't come out to your parents yet?
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- Subaru's gonna do it for you.
- You didn't tell them?
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You didn't tell them.
You have to do this today.
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I can't do it today. My mom's getting
an award from her women's group.
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Your mother belongs to a
women's group? That's good.
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Orange County Republican
Women's Coalition.
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Ay co�o. I'm sorry.
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Dana, come on. We weren't laughing.
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Oh, God... Dana, talk
to me. I want to help.
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I can't believe my life right now.
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I fucked up so bad with Lara
and you guys are laughing at me.
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- I just... I can't handle it.
- I'm sorry. I feel like an asshole.
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I have an idea. Ready?
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- I'm gonna come with you.
- I can't do it.
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You're gonna tell your mom and dad
before your mother gets the award.
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OK, just wham, "Mom, Dad, I'm a
lesbian." No big deal, just like that.
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There's no way they'll make a
scene in front of all those people.
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I can look Republican.
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Who the hell does she think she is?
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She knows nothing
about my race politics,
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nothing about my self-identification.
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- Nothing.
- She's a writer. Yolanda Watkins.
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I Googled her. Teaches at UCLA. She's
published three volumes of poetry
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and two books of non-fiction,
including Sistah, Stand Up.
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- We're gonna have some fun with her.
- We?
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- You're not the one she jumped all over.
- I was just as upset as you were.
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I don't think so, Tina. It was
my whole life she was attacking.
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My life.
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So, Jen... were you always a lesbian?
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I never said I was a lesbian.
199
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So it just came out of
nowhere and bit you on the ass?
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Because I mean, you know, I love women.
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For companionship,
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I figure I could do without
the company of men entirely.
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Except, dude... can't get down
with the puss. I love a dick.
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- I think I'm bisexual.
- Oh, brother.
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Jenny, is this just
your way of telling me
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that you had a huge
crush on me in college?
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Annette.
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- No.
- You're lying. You're madly in love with me.
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Well, I gotta get a look at this
Marina, see if she's worth it.
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- No.
- Yeah, we gotta stalk her.
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- Just so I can see.
- No, no, no stalking.
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- Why?
- Because... her girlfriend's back in town.
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Her girlfriend? Does this
just keep getting better?
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She told me that she had a
girlfriend after Tim left me.
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But I would have done everything
in the exact same way I did it now.
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- I would've.
- Is there any more to this story?
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- No.
- Fine. This is what I think.
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I gotta see this woman.
219
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And you gotta stake out the
competition. I'm serious.
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You're not gonna take this sitting
down. If you're really in love...
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- I don't know if I'm in love.
- Whatever. Go out guns blazing.
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- You gotta stand up and fight for the...
- What?
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Whatever... What's
the girlfriend's name?
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- Francesca Wolff.
- Oh, barf. Well, Francesca's going down.
225
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We're shooting the video in three weeks.
226
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Our people will be in touch
to work on the details.
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That's sweet! Hey, I'm down with it.
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- Hey.
- Hey, baby girl!
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Duane, this is my little sister, Bette.
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Bette, this is Duane
Washington of Ben's Box Records.
231
00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,756
And what's this?
232
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:04,144
I work with Slim Daddy. He's
gonna sample "It's The Real Thing".
233
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,055
Wow! Fantastic.
234
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,851
Do you mind if I take a look?
235
00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:12,774
Who would have thought
that a song I wrote in 1986
236
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:16,529
would be sampled by Slim Daddy in 2004?
237
00:17:17,298 --> 00:17:19,750
1,000 dollars is all
you're offering my sister
238
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:21,575
for unlimited use of her song?
239
00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:25,530
- Standard contract for a sample.
- I'm down with the deal.
240
00:17:25,707 --> 00:17:29,043
Are you gonna give her a
percentage of the revenues?
241
00:17:29,211 --> 00:17:30,155
We should have a lawyer look at this
242
00:17:30,156 --> 00:17:33,875
and give it back in a couple of days.
243
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:37,551
This is pretty much a
non-negotiable offer.
244
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,007
There you go.
245
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:46,050
Hey, let me know when you're
gonna be doing that video, OK?
246
00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:52,819
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
247
00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:56,072
- You almost fucked that up!
- I was trying to help.
248
00:17:56,239 --> 00:17:58,578
You don't always make
the best decisions.
249
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:01,864
In this case, thanks but no thanks.
250
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:10,535
- I talked to David yesterday.
- And what did he want?
251
00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:12,910
He came to meet you.
252
00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:16,410
He saw you sitting at the bar,
having a drink, and he left.
253
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:21,174
What? You were there. You
know I wasn't drinking.
254
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:25,977
- I must have been in the bathroom.
- You know I wasn't drinking.
255
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:30,014
Oh, nice. You always
gotta take me down a notch.
256
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:34,061
Why can't you say, "Well done.
Slim Daddy wants to sample your song
257
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,247
and you got through a terrible situation
258
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:39,862
the other night without a drink"?
259
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,073
You can't even give me that, can you?
260
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,261
Hello.
261
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:09,183
Hey. I was... just
looking for a cigarette.
262
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:14,023
- Guess I should have asked, huh?
- Yeah.
263
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,163
Have you noticed those
banners around the house
264
00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,907
that say smoking kills women?
265
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:23,621
- And there's one over the toilet, no?
- Yeah.
266
00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:27,498
They don't smoke.
267
00:19:29,796 --> 00:19:31,955
Duh.
268
00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:46,475
Bette, there's a call on line
one. You might wanna take it.
269
00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:51,192
- Take a message. I'm late for lunch.
- I think you should take it.
270
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,398
Oh, God...
271
00:20:00,619 --> 00:20:03,788
- Bette Porter.
- Are you in charge of the museum?
272
00:20:03,957 --> 00:20:08,038
- I am.
- Do you believe in Jesus Christ, ma'am?
273
00:20:08,211 --> 00:20:09,563
Because God will punish you
274
00:20:09,564 --> 00:20:13,338
for putting up blasphemous
filth in your museum.
275
00:20:13,508 --> 00:20:16,843
You and all those involved
are gonna burn in hell.
276
00:20:17,012 --> 00:20:20,382
You hear me? You're
all gonna burn in hell.
277
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:27,189
That's the fifth call today.
We thought you should know.
278
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:31,022
Just keep a record of the calls. OK?
279
00:20:51,214 --> 00:20:54,086
Oh, my God!
280
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:57,427
- I killed him!
- Fucking bitch! Are you blind?
281
00:20:57,596 --> 00:21:00,266
- I am so sorry.
- Get away from me!
282
00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:04,811
There is no need to be so
aggressive. It was a mistake.
283
00:21:04,979 --> 00:21:07,020
- Fuck you, you cow!
- Fuck you!
284
00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:09,599
- Fuck you!
- You are a fucking nutcase!
285
00:21:09,776 --> 00:21:13,110
- You're a fucking menace.
- Can I help?
286
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:15,522
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
287
00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:18,784
- Are you injured?
- No, but thank you for asking.
288
00:21:18,951 --> 00:21:22,073
- At least someone did.
- You didn't let us, you freak.
289
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:26,745
Hey! Well, you're
obviously in one piece.
290
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:31,048
You sure know how to fall.
You're in amazing shape.
291
00:21:31,214 --> 00:21:33,624
- Thanks.
- You sure you can ride?
292
00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:36,968
Yeah, I can. I'm not sure they can.
293
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:39,546
Learn to drive.
294
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,139
Thank you. There's no
talking to some people.
295
00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:48,310
Appeal to their vanity.
Works every time. Be careful.
296
00:21:54,489 --> 00:21:56,613
OK. All right.
297
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,655
- Let's review the strategy one more time.
- Right.
298
00:21:59,828 --> 00:22:02,699
- Exchange pleasantries.
- Mom says how thin I look.
299
00:22:02,872 --> 00:22:05,163
My father asks how my career is going.
300
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:07,791
You tell them. Just blurt it out.
301
00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:11,877
- Before lunch, before Mom gets the award.
- She'll keep it together.
302
00:22:12,049 --> 00:22:16,463
She's not going on that stage
with her mascara running. Let's go.
303
00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,678
OK.
304
00:22:27,273 --> 00:22:29,823
Look at these beautiful ladies
305
00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:33,229
who've come from Beverly
Hills to be at my luncheon!
306
00:22:33,404 --> 00:22:37,106
- I don't live in Beverly Hills, Mom!
- You're so thin!
307
00:22:37,283 --> 00:22:40,535
Alice, you look wonderful
as always! Nice to see you.
308
00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:43,374
- Congrats, Sharon.
- Hi, Dad!
309
00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:46,115
We'll have to go and sit down to lunch.
310
00:22:46,293 --> 00:22:50,921
- Howie, have you said hello to your sister?
- Hey.
311
00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:53,131
Hello.
312
00:22:55,762 --> 00:22:58,218
- Ooh!
- Shit! Shit!
313
00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:00,597
Now go!
314
00:23:10,402 --> 00:23:13,071
All I can see right now is her butt.
315
00:23:13,238 --> 00:23:17,402
Which is nice, for a girl, but
I'm not an expert on women's asses.
316
00:23:17,576 --> 00:23:20,198
Come on, turn around.
317
00:23:21,539 --> 00:23:24,908
- Wow! Wow.
- Can we go now?
318
00:23:25,084 --> 00:23:30,246
I'm trying to wrap my head around
this. I wanna ask you something.
319
00:23:30,423 --> 00:23:34,173
You had sex with that woman?
Did you go down on her?
320
00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:36,670
- Please.
- No, this is important.
321
00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:38,971
Do girls look pretty when
they're getting eaten out?
322
00:23:38,972 --> 00:23:41,260
Guys look so dorky...
323
00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:44,223
- Hello again.
- Hi.
324
00:23:45,814 --> 00:23:48,483
OK. We have to go now.
325
00:23:49,609 --> 00:23:53,229
Annette, it's not funny. What?
326
00:23:53,405 --> 00:23:55,944
- Jenny. Jenny.
- What?
327
00:24:00,496 --> 00:24:03,617
Oh, my God. It's Francesca.
328
00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:23,971
Dana, you must be so
proud of your mother.
329
00:24:24,145 --> 00:24:28,974
She raised more money for our
candidates than anybody else at the club.
330
00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:32,106
Oh, I am very... proud, yes.
331
00:24:33,197 --> 00:24:37,991
- We just wanted to say congratulations.
- Thank you so much.
332
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,946
- Aw, Dad...
- I'll just take this drink.
333
00:24:42,164 --> 00:24:45,749
- Sorry about that.
- Mom. Dad.
334
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:51,081
Um, Howe. There's something I
want to talk to you guys about.
335
00:24:51,258 --> 00:24:54,960
Dana, do you have a...
boyfriend, by any chance?
336
00:24:55,137 --> 00:25:00,428
Howie, don't be a pain. If Dana had
a boyfriend he'd be here with us.
337
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,511
Dana's like I was.
338
00:25:03,512 --> 00:25:05,478
When you're good at
something, men are intimidated.
339
00:25:05,648 --> 00:25:09,516
You gotta wait for the
right one to come along.
340
00:25:11,612 --> 00:25:15,741
- What were you saying, dear?
- Excuse me, I want an autograph.
341
00:25:15,909 --> 00:25:19,694
I'm sorry to interrupt, but
it seemed like my best chance.
342
00:25:19,871 --> 00:25:22,577
- You must be so proud.
- You know Marian.
343
00:25:22,749 --> 00:25:24,956
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
344
00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,665
- God!
- Dana...
345
00:25:27,837 --> 00:25:32,050
It's my son. My son, Bruce,
he gave me this magazine.
346
00:25:32,217 --> 00:25:35,172
He knew that your mother
was friends with me.
347
00:25:35,345 --> 00:25:38,466
- We've come such a long way, haven't we?
- Oh, shit.
348
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:43,350
Howie! Dana. Sweetie... what was that?
349
00:25:44,605 --> 00:25:47,062
- Mm...
- What was that?
350
00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:51,980
My Subaru ad.
351
00:25:53,531 --> 00:25:56,730
Something wonderful
happens and you downplay it.
352
00:25:56,731 --> 00:25:58,609
That ad was very impressive.
353
00:25:58,786 --> 00:26:02,406
Honey! Honey, when were
you going to tell us?
354
00:26:02,582 --> 00:26:04,276
A few more surprises like that
355
00:26:04,277 --> 00:26:06,996
and I could keel over
from a heart attack.
356
00:26:07,170 --> 00:26:10,255
It's your day.
357
00:26:10,424 --> 00:26:15,336
It's your day. You know? She
didn't want to steal your thunder.
358
00:26:15,512 --> 00:26:19,760
Always thinking of other
people. That's my Dana.
359
00:26:19,934 --> 00:26:21,400
I can't wait to tell your aunt Sasha.
360
00:26:21,401 --> 00:26:24,728
She hasn't seen it,
or she'd be screaming.
361
00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:27,354
I'm sure she would be.
362
00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:32,069
What did it say again,
dear? "Get out and stay out."
363
00:26:32,239 --> 00:26:34,528
Yeah, it did.
364
00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:39,859
I'm not really sure what that means.
365
00:26:40,038 --> 00:26:44,998
Um... It means...
366
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:49,464
It's a marketing campaign
for women... who are like me.
367
00:26:49,632 --> 00:26:53,962
Who... who are... out...
368
00:26:54,136 --> 00:26:58,929
... doorsy. Outside a lot. Who
are playing tennis. You know?
369
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,638
Things like that, you know.
370
00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:04,647
I'm just not hungry all of a sudden.
371
00:27:04,814 --> 00:27:08,398
Can you just give me a
minute? I'm just gonna...
372
00:27:08,568 --> 00:27:10,858
I'll be back. OK? Just...
373
00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:14,695
- They have no idea what it means.
- You think?
374
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:15,912
Or they totally get it
375
00:27:15,913 --> 00:27:19,328
but they just went into
some black hole of denial.
376
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,708
You don't know how within the
realm of possibility that is.
377
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:28,500
Maybe they get it, maybe they don't.
378
00:27:28,673 --> 00:27:32,920
But right now they're really proud
of you and this is the moment.
379
00:27:33,093 --> 00:27:35,420
- D'you wanna practise?
- OK.
380
00:27:35,596 --> 00:27:38,966
OK. This'll be Sharon
and this'll be Irwin.
381
00:27:39,142 --> 00:27:41,847
- OK.
- Go ahead.
382
00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:47,184
- That's retarded.
- Would you just play?
383
00:27:47,358 --> 00:27:51,274
"I'm not really sure what that
means, 'Get out and stay out.'"
384
00:27:59,205 --> 00:28:00,205
What are you looking at?
385
00:28:00,372 --> 00:28:02,947
Thank you.
386
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,342
Ladies and gentlemen,
387
00:28:04,343 --> 00:28:07,287
would you please join me
in welcoming to the stage
388
00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:12,334
our own Woman of the
Year, Sharon Fairbanks.
389
00:28:12,510 --> 00:28:16,176
- Well done, Sharon.
- Bravo.
390
00:28:20,727 --> 00:28:23,930
What a day to be proud of my girls.
391
00:28:25,941 --> 00:28:27,982
Thank you so much.
392
00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:33,942
I feel so honoured to be standing
here in front of you and my family.
393
00:28:34,116 --> 00:28:37,236
I can't tell you what a
precious moment this is.
394
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,820
For the last eight years...
395
00:28:41,249 --> 00:28:45,378
You're making yourself
crazy. Maybe we should abort.
396
00:28:45,544 --> 00:28:49,330
Who's smoking? Somebody's smoking.
397
00:28:49,507 --> 00:28:51,999
- What up, lesbos?
- Thank God.
398
00:28:52,176 --> 00:28:55,131
- Shit, Howie, what are you doing?
- What?
399
00:28:55,304 --> 00:28:57,714
- Here.
- No. No, no.
400
00:28:57,891 --> 00:29:01,011
It might help you relax a little bit.
401
00:29:03,188 --> 00:29:05,597
Oh, Dana...
402
00:29:05,774 --> 00:29:06,975
I gotta tell you...
403
00:29:07,676 --> 00:29:11,779
When Mom and Dad disown
you an' all, I'll...
404
00:29:11,947 --> 00:29:13,988
... still come and visit.
405
00:29:14,158 --> 00:29:18,073
- Thanks, bro.
- Here.
406
00:29:18,245 --> 00:29:20,287
- OK.
- Go for it.
407
00:29:23,793 --> 00:29:26,997
- Oh...
- Wait a minute. Oh.
408
00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:28,521
She bought her a watch.
409
00:29:28,522 --> 00:29:31,835
Oh, it's a Mont Blanc.
Those are very expensive.
410
00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:34,846
We're stalking someone,
which makes us crazy.
411
00:29:35,013 --> 00:29:38,015
I think you can take her down.
412
00:29:38,183 --> 00:29:43,522
Look at her. She's fucking beautiful,
man. She drives vintage Mercedes.
413
00:29:43,689 --> 00:29:47,818
She's like Belmondo in,
like, this Godard film.
414
00:29:47,985 --> 00:29:52,564
You know? I live out of a garbage
bag. I live in a tool shed.
415
00:29:52,739 --> 00:29:56,324
- OK, but here's what I see.
- What do you see?
416
00:29:56,493 --> 00:29:59,532
Francesca is buying Marina's affections.
417
00:29:59,706 --> 00:30:02,375
You're way younger. You're way hotter.
418
00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:06,671
Why do you think she came looking
for you? It's over between them.
419
00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:10,010
Look at them, man.
There's love in their eyes.
420
00:30:10,011 --> 00:30:11,335
They got that choojdooboom...
421
00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:14,428
- Twat.
- No more twat for me.
422
00:30:14,596 --> 00:30:19,140
- Twat gets me into trouble.
- Twat: The Night, you idiot.
423
00:30:19,309 --> 00:30:21,595
We go together. We look hot,
424
00:30:21,596 --> 00:30:25,515
we get you dolled up like
the Jenny I used to know.
425
00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:30,687
- Marina sees us, maybe gets jealous.
- Maybe a bad idea?
426
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:34,945
Worst case scenario, she thinks
you have a hot new girlfriend.
427
00:30:35,118 --> 00:30:39,116
But if it goes well, Fran will
be getting her walking papers.
428
00:30:44,669 --> 00:30:46,877
I was at this...
429
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:50,464
Oh, fuck! Oh, my God.
430
00:30:50,634 --> 00:30:55,463
- I'm not...
- Mom! You didn't do anything, Mom!
431
00:30:55,639 --> 00:30:59,769
Dad, it's not like that.
Please let me explain!
432
00:30:59,935 --> 00:31:04,265
You've said enough. I take it you
are part of this lifestyle, too?
433
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,312
Me? No, no, I have a boyfriend.
434
00:31:13,533 --> 00:31:14,648
Thanks.
435
00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:25,374
Mom, Dad, wait. Wait.
436
00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:28,998
Wait, wait. Mom...
437
00:31:29,174 --> 00:31:32,959
I'm sorry. I didn't do this to hurt you.
438
00:31:34,221 --> 00:31:36,290
We all have feelings
for our girlfriends.
439
00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:40,059
It doesn't mean you have to act on them.
440
00:32:09,592 --> 00:32:13,258
Hey. You all right? OK.
441
00:32:27,444 --> 00:32:30,196
Hey. Hey!
442
00:32:31,448 --> 00:32:35,696
- Why are you doing this shit, Clive?
- They kicked me out.
443
00:32:37,871 --> 00:32:42,001
I was just looking for
a fucking cigarette!
444
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:46,747
So if I was to look in your bag I
wouldn't find Marnie's CD player?
445
00:32:46,922 --> 00:32:51,586
Do not throw this shit at
me. Do not fucking do that!
446
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,966
If it's not there that
means you sold it for drugs.
447
00:32:56,141 --> 00:33:01,978
Fuck you! You are just like them.
Shane, please, you gotta help me.
448
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,555
- Oh, fuck.
- No, please, please!
449
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:09,194
Don't let them kick me out, OK?
I just need a couple more days...
450
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:13,314
Look, I'm out. I'm
done. I can't. I can't.
451
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,325
You fucked it. I can't.
Take that. I cannot do that.
452
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:24,211
Goddamn it.
453
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,627
All right.
454
00:33:30,384 --> 00:33:34,300
You take that. You can stay
in a hotel for a few nights.
455
00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:41,471
The reason you have this
money is because of me.
456
00:33:41,646 --> 00:33:44,601
I'm the one who got you where you are.
457
00:33:44,774 --> 00:33:46,571
Without me you never
would have met Harry
458
00:33:46,572 --> 00:33:48,727
or have any clients. You owe me.
459
00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:57,940
Thank you. I thank you for
setting me up. Selfish prick.
460
00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:03,669
- Shane...
- Fuck!
461
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:05,711
Wait!
462
00:34:09,634 --> 00:34:12,173
- Are you holding...
- No!
463
00:34:14,013 --> 00:34:16,387
Goddamn it!
464
00:34:23,023 --> 00:34:26,191
- Back off!
- Get in the car!
465
00:34:27,569 --> 00:34:30,571
Just take it. Oh, God.
466
00:34:32,575 --> 00:34:36,158
- I'm sorry.
- No, you're not.
467
00:34:45,005 --> 00:34:48,007
Jenny?
468
00:34:48,174 --> 00:34:52,802
- Hey, lesbo, is that you?
- Oh!
469
00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:57,764
Hi, Tim.
470
00:34:57,976 --> 00:35:02,189
- How long are you gonna be?
- In the bathroom or in LA?
471
00:35:02,356 --> 00:35:06,023
- The bathroom.
- I'm almost done.
472
00:35:06,193 --> 00:35:09,065
Hey... Hey, Tim.
473
00:35:12,408 --> 00:35:15,175
I'm sorry for everything
that's been going on.
474
00:35:15,176 --> 00:35:16,715
It must have been really hard.
475
00:35:20,124 --> 00:35:23,126
Yeah. Well, it still is.
476
00:35:25,672 --> 00:35:31,094
I know you're hurting,
but... if you can...
477
00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:35,765
... you take care of Jenny.
478
00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:41,308
She really needs somebody
now and I live too far away.
479
00:35:45,401 --> 00:35:48,486
Thanks. It's all yours.
480
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:54,756
It's a petition opposing
481
00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:57,663
the Arts Center for
displaying obscene art:
482
00:35:57,831 --> 00:36:00,388
the Virgin Mary engaged
in a sex act with herself,
483
00:36:00,389 --> 00:36:03,039
children with genitals exposed.
484
00:36:03,211 --> 00:36:07,127
Ma'am, would you be interested
in signing this petition?
485
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:11,345
- I know something about the exhibit.
- Then you must be disgusted
486
00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:14,217
at the sick material
that they're calling art.
487
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:17,760
Have you seen it, this so-called art?
488
00:36:17,935 --> 00:36:21,352
Not personally, no, but
I don't feel I need to.
489
00:36:21,522 --> 00:36:24,773
How can you ask people to
sign a petition opposing it?
490
00:36:24,942 --> 00:36:28,064
How can you condemn works
of art without seeing them
491
00:36:28,238 --> 00:36:32,367
or considering what the
artist might be trying to say?
492
00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:35,869
Excuse me, you're on private property.
493
00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:52,925
- Next time we'll have lap dancers.
- Totally.
494
00:36:55,266 --> 00:36:57,935
- Is this the Twat?
- The Night.
495
00:36:59,729 --> 00:37:03,099
- 15 dollars.
- Two. Awesome.
496
00:37:03,274 --> 00:37:08,020
- Did you and Marina hang out here a lot?
- Um... Oh, my God.
497
00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:12,990
- Uh, no, we never went out at all.
- You never went... ? Oh.
498
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:18,451
It was awful. They made me chase
them out the front door of the hotel
499
00:37:18,623 --> 00:37:22,705
and she said we all have
feelings for our girlfriends
500
00:37:22,878 --> 00:37:24,712
but it doesn't mean
we have to act on them.
501
00:37:24,713 --> 00:37:27,755
What the hell does that mean?
502
00:37:27,925 --> 00:37:31,793
That she fell in love with a
friend and got her heart broken.
503
00:37:31,970 --> 00:37:34,050
No way. Sharon Fairbanks,
504
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:37,215
Orange County Republican
Woman of the Year,
505
00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:42,352
- Garden Grove Chapter? I don't think so.
- It takes all kinds.
506
00:37:42,523 --> 00:37:44,814
- You would know.
- She would.
507
00:37:44,984 --> 00:37:47,986
Tina tells me you're
cutting Cherie Jaffe's hair.
508
00:37:48,154 --> 00:37:50,824
- Yeah, on Friday.
- That is so huge!
509
00:37:50,990 --> 00:37:54,610
She's the coolest person in
Hollywood who doesn't have a job.
510
00:37:54,786 --> 00:37:58,075
And she could make you.
Quit with your cool stuff,
511
00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,995
'cause she could break you, too.
512
00:38:00,167 --> 00:38:02,457
And you know it.
513
00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:14,174
I'm a black woman. That is who
I am. That is how I identify.
514
00:38:14,349 --> 00:38:18,347
You don't even think of
yourself as African-American.
515
00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:22,815
I am half African-American
and my mother is white.
516
00:38:22,983 --> 00:38:25,652
But legally you're
black. Isn't that a fact?
517
00:38:25,819 --> 00:38:28,940
That's the white man's
definition of me, yes.
518
00:38:29,114 --> 00:38:31,815
What you're saying is
that you would like to see
519
00:38:31,816 --> 00:38:33,327
white America define me.
520
00:38:33,494 --> 00:38:38,916
No, I'm not. I'm saying it feels
like you're running from something.
521
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:44,079
- You've only known her...
- I don't need you to defend me. OK?
522
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:49,879
How do you justify pushing me so
hard to come out as a black woman
523
00:38:50,052 --> 00:38:54,301
when all the while you've let us
mistake you for a straight woman?
524
00:38:56,101 --> 00:39:00,431
- You thought I was straight?
- Well, why wouldn't I?
525
00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:03,228
You're not exactly
readable as a lesbian.
526
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,809
You didn't come out
and declare yourself.
527
00:39:05,986 --> 00:39:09,855
It wasn't until I read your
poem from Sistah, Stand Up,
528
00:39:10,032 --> 00:39:12,701
with an H, might I add.
529
00:39:12,868 --> 00:39:16,239
"On being a black,
socialist, feminist lesbian
530
00:39:16,414 --> 00:39:19,950
working to overthrow the white,
male, capitalist patriarchy."
531
00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:22,167
I notice "lesbian" comes last.
532
00:39:22,336 --> 00:39:25,335
Oh, but you see, I did not negate it.
533
00:39:25,336 --> 00:39:28,174
I did not deny it. I
did not leave it out.
534
00:39:28,342 --> 00:39:29,240
Well, neither do I.
535
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:33,090
I would never define myself
exclusively as being white
536
00:39:33,264 --> 00:39:35,970
any more than I would as being black.
537
00:39:36,142 --> 00:39:40,391
Why is it so... wrong for me
to move more freely in the world
538
00:39:40,564 --> 00:39:44,479
just because my appearance
doesn't announce who I am?
539
00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:47,855
- Because it is a lie!
- Hey, hey.
540
00:39:50,616 --> 00:39:54,946
- I think you're being a little harsh.
- I'm being a little harsh?
541
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,036
You just look at what your white
world has done to this woman.
542
00:39:59,209 --> 00:40:03,752
She denies her blackness because
it is easier... preferable
543
00:40:03,922 --> 00:40:07,125
to go through the world
being mistaken as white.
544
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:11,762
You don't know how I've
gone through the world.
545
00:40:12,889 --> 00:40:15,808
You have no idea.
546
00:40:20,522 --> 00:40:22,180
Yolanda, you're being
very confrontational.
547
00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:25,945
Let's try to redirect this conversation.
548
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:32,321
Is this black lady
getting out of control?
549
00:40:32,493 --> 00:40:35,199
Is that what you're trying to say, Dan?
550
00:40:35,372 --> 00:40:39,323
Why is it that whenever a
black woman has an opinion,
551
00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:42,621
she's being confrontational?
552
00:40:50,387 --> 00:40:52,962
- OK. They're not here.
- What?
553
00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:56,510
- Can we please go?
- Oh, J... No, no, no.
554
00:40:56,685 --> 00:40:58,726
We're here.
555
00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:01,103
And...
556
00:41:08,156 --> 00:41:11,241
- Oh, fuck.
- No, you're good. You're good.
557
00:41:11,409 --> 00:41:13,035
Hi. Can I have two...
558
00:41:13,202 --> 00:41:16,157
- Oh...
- You look amazing.
559
00:41:17,248 --> 00:41:19,456
So...
560
00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:28,212
You take this. And come with me.
561
00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:32,883
- He did it!
- Sort of sexy.
562
00:41:33,057 --> 00:41:36,890
- What? When was that?
- Unbelievable.
563
00:41:38,187 --> 00:41:41,391
So then she says "You
want my what where?"
564
00:41:41,566 --> 00:41:43,773
And he says "It's not gonna fit."
565
00:41:43,943 --> 00:41:49,318
Who's the freak? The
chick. The chick with Jenny.
566
00:41:49,490 --> 00:41:52,113
- No idea.
- Never seen her.
567
00:41:52,285 --> 00:41:56,865
Act like you're having a good
time. It makes her want you bad.
568
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,828
OK, just give me a second.
569
00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:03,246
There you go.
570
00:42:03,422 --> 00:42:07,919
No, it's just... I just
wanna... No. I'm having it bad.
571
00:42:08,094 --> 00:42:12,804
What we gotta do is we gotta get
you over next to Francesca there
572
00:42:12,974 --> 00:42:15,892
so that Marina can see you.
573
00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:20,390
She's so beautiful.
And I am not beautiful.
574
00:42:20,565 --> 00:42:25,228
- You are so beautiful! What...
- But she is sophisticated.
575
00:42:25,403 --> 00:42:28,855
- And I am not.
- You're one hell of a tramp.
576
00:42:29,032 --> 00:42:33,659
I've seen you work that. Remember
all the professors in college?
577
00:42:36,456 --> 00:42:40,503
She's looking at you. She
wants you bad. Seriously.
578
00:42:40,669 --> 00:42:43,208
OK. What do I do?
579
00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:46,466
Um... I don't know.
580
00:42:46,634 --> 00:42:49,091
Come on. Put that on.
581
00:42:49,262 --> 00:42:54,553
Change of plans. She's getting up.
I think she's going to the bathroom.
582
00:42:54,725 --> 00:42:58,226
Which is a signal for you to follow.
583
00:42:58,396 --> 00:43:00,436
- OK.
- Go get her.
584
00:43:00,607 --> 00:43:02,933
You can do this.
You're a kitten of love.
585
00:43:03,109 --> 00:43:04,984
Shh! Watch!
586
00:43:05,153 --> 00:43:07,443
She wants you. Go get her.
587
00:43:07,614 --> 00:43:12,324
Hello again. I think it's time
we met formally, don't you?
588
00:43:12,494 --> 00:43:15,780
- Francesca Wolff.
- I'm Jenny Schecter.
589
00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:19,331
- Jenny.
- Annette. Bishop.
590
00:43:19,501 --> 00:43:21,875
Annette.
591
00:43:22,046 --> 00:43:26,508
- You two known each other a long time?
- Yeah, since college.
592
00:43:26,676 --> 00:43:30,888
- But a lot's changed since then.
- Yeah, a lot has changed.
593
00:43:31,055 --> 00:43:33,429
I remember the years after college.
594
00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:36,685
Everything you felt was
true became something else.
595
00:43:36,853 --> 00:43:39,641
I saw my girlfriends
turn into their mothers
596
00:43:39,815 --> 00:43:42,900
and settle down with
guys like their fathers.
597
00:43:43,068 --> 00:43:46,604
To do things differently, you
had to move to New York or LA.
598
00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:49,450
That doesn't happen with our generation.
599
00:43:49,616 --> 00:43:52,414
No, it's true. Everything
you thought was true
600
00:43:52,415 --> 00:43:54,956
does become something else.
601
00:43:56,874 --> 00:44:00,034
Listen, I know this
can be a difficult time.
602
00:44:00,035 --> 00:44:02,036
It's good you two have each other.
603
00:44:02,213 --> 00:44:04,163
You need to talk to somebody
604
00:44:04,164 --> 00:44:06,461
when you're going
through such big changes.
605
00:44:06,634 --> 00:44:08,970
We're gonna leave now,
606
00:44:08,971 --> 00:44:12,425
but Marina and I would love
to have you over for dinner.
607
00:44:12,599 --> 00:44:15,387
- That's great.
- She's told me a lot about you.
608
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,978
Silence can be very productive.
609
00:44:19,147 --> 00:44:23,016
Let's just... breathe in this silence
610
00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:26,112
and see where it takes us.
611
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:31,072
This sucks, man.
612
00:44:31,244 --> 00:44:35,705
I'll never get Alma to stay in the
group if everyone keeps fighting.
613
00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:40,121
I should think of something to
say. Get us onto another subject.
614
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,131
Exactly like my mother always said.
615
00:44:45,299 --> 00:44:47,440
Therapy is for people
who has enough time
616
00:44:47,441 --> 00:44:50,260
and money to pay to make problems.
617
00:44:50,430 --> 00:44:54,760
Fuck this group. Fuck
you, Dan, fuck you.
618
00:44:54,934 --> 00:44:58,186
Charlie and Matt and
Karen and Harley. Hmph!
619
00:44:58,355 --> 00:45:01,975
You want an angry
black lady, you got her.
620
00:45:04,945 --> 00:45:08,779
One of these days I am gonna
bring up the Baltimore thing.
621
00:45:08,949 --> 00:45:11,489
Now's probably not the best time.
622
00:45:11,661 --> 00:45:13,820
Forgot to return Cantor's call.
623
00:45:13,996 --> 00:45:18,126
If I don't close that deal
tomorrow, Sony is liable to pull out.
624
00:45:18,293 --> 00:45:20,417
Tile would be better
625
00:45:20,586 --> 00:45:25,463
if we're gonna go for
that Spanishy-type feel.
626
00:45:25,633 --> 00:45:29,217
I wonder how lesbians know
when they're done having sex
627
00:45:29,387 --> 00:45:34,596
'cause women can just go on
and on. I bet Bette's the man.
628
00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:39,645
Up my price to 250
an hour and I could...
629
00:45:39,815 --> 00:45:40,990
I know group was hard today,
630
00:45:40,991 --> 00:45:45,200
but we got to talk about
some really important things.
631
00:45:45,654 --> 00:45:49,903
I think too often people are
afraid to say what they really feel.
632
00:45:50,076 --> 00:45:53,411
Um... They're afraid
they might be rejected.
633
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:58,160
What's happening to
me? Am I just panicking?
634
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:05,332
Is this about the baby? Or
am I falling out of love?
635
00:46:05,508 --> 00:46:07,913
It's hard to be honest because people
636
00:46:07,914 --> 00:46:10,255
don't really wanna hear the truth.
637
00:46:10,430 --> 00:46:15,639
And... the truth is
different for everyone.
638
00:46:17,271 --> 00:46:20,771
I guess the best we can do
is just say what we feel.
639
00:46:37,542 --> 00:46:39,453
Hey.
640
00:46:40,212 --> 00:46:43,214
- Good night.
- Ciao.
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