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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:20,395 [CARTOON NOISES PLAYING OVER TABLET] 2 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,109 [PANS CLANGING] 3 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,031 [MADDY HUMMING] 4 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,163 Here you are, madam. 5 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,457 Ta-da! 6 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,709 Syrup. 7 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:45,754 Uh... 8 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,965 - I have something even better than syrup. - What? 9 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:50,592 Pretend syrup. 10 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,762 [MADDY GIGGLES] 11 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,264 [ALEX MAKING WHOOSHING NOISES] 12 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,660 - MADDY: Here you go. - Does Schmariel want some pretend syrup? 13 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,853 Here you go, Schmariel. [WHOOSHING] 14 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:05,231 She's had enough? I'll have to cut you off. That's a lot of syrup. 15 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,110 Which jammies you wanna bring to Daddy's? Rainbows? 16 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,863 - Or the unicorns? - Rainbows. 17 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,241 Done. Easy. Such a good choice. 18 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,494 Excited about spending Thanksgiving at Daddy's? 19 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:21,081 - What's that? - Well, it's a very complicated day, 20 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:24,334 and I'll tell you all about it when you get older. 21 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,337 But right now, just know you're going to your daddy's, 22 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,340 and you're gonna eat a whole lot of food 23 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,093 and think about all the things that you're thankful for. 24 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,512 And I'm not gonna be there, and I'll miss you a lot. 25 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,639 But you'll have a really good time. 26 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:40,058 Mommy's got a lot of houses to clean. 27 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:43,853 A lot of people want their houses cleaned before Thanksgiving. 28 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,481 [HUMMING] 29 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,320 - How are we doing on those pancakes? - Oh! 30 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,326 - Look at that one I ate. - Hey. 31 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:03,123 Excuse me. Boop, boop, boop. You need to eat some pancakes. 32 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:06,126 Time to eat some pancakes, young lady. 33 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,712 If you get down those last two bites of pancake, 34 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,675 you and me are gonna have a very special surprise. 35 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,386 [IN BRITISH ACCENT] You promise? All right, let's see it happen. 36 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,097 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Let's do it. 37 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,268 Score! 38 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:24,685 Whoo! 39 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:35,280 One second. We gotta get our mail, okay? 40 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,132 - Guess what I got. - What? 41 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:59,971 Food. Today's gonna be a very good day. I can feel it. 42 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,055 NATE: There she is. 43 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,559 It's a clunker, but it's safe. 44 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,728 My grandpa drove this thing for 30-some years. 45 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:10,064 If anybody hits this thing, they're gonna be in trouble. 46 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,442 Are you sure this isn't putting you out? 47 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:16,696 No, I mean, it just sits in my garage. You're kind of doing me a favor. 48 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,698 It needs to get driven or the battery dies. 49 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,325 Okay. Thank you. 50 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,828 Hey, what do you think of our big surprise? 51 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,039 - Blue. - You think it's blue? 52 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:30,293 We've been taking the bus, and this will be a game-changer. 53 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,795 I'm so excited. I'm gonna kiss your car. 54 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,925 - Yeah. You can. I just washed it. - ALEX: Thanks again for the car seat. 55 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:41,346 Oh, yeah. Brady grew out of that one. I figured it would fit Maddy. 56 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:44,766 What? 57 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:49,729 - Uh, it's just until I can save up. - Keep it as long as you need. 58 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,149 Hey, Maddy, you got any big turkey-day plans? 59 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,611 - Daddy's. - Oh, Daddy's. That's great. 60 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:59,447 Are you both going to her dad's place, or...? 61 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,741 No, just Maddy. 62 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:06,329 Oh. Okay, well, hey, if you need somewhere to go for Thanksgiving... 63 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,455 Thanks. 64 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:11,709 My parents do just an incredible spread, and you're welcome if... 65 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,711 Thank you, I'm working, but that's sweet. 66 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,674 - You're working Thanksgiving? - Yeah. 67 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,927 I work whenever I can, when I don't have her. 68 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,136 Cool. 69 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:29,060 Hey, uh, maybe some time you could clunk that thing on down to my place. 70 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:36,192 Um, the car, because I called it a clunker before. 71 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,276 Um... 72 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:42,657 I guess I was trying to ask you out. 73 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,118 Um... 74 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,956 - Uh... - But, um... 75 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:56,629 No, I... Gosh, I don't wanna, you know, take the car if there's strings attached. 76 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,923 No, yeah, that's not what I meant. 77 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,342 My life's not set up for dating right now. 78 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,845 Your life's not set up for dating, I get that. 79 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:09,517 - I really appreciate this so much. - Yes, of course. You need the keys. 80 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,478 So... 81 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,066 - Thank you, Nate. - Yes, no problem. 82 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,735 I mean it, yeah. 83 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,113 - NATE: Anytime. - Okay. 84 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:23,989 [ENGINE STARTING] 85 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,757 How are those blueberries? 86 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,884 - Good. - Yeah? 87 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,721 Hi there. 88 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,306 Paper or plastic? 89 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:49,599 Paper, please. 90 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:50,682 [SCANNER BEEPING] 91 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,818 And I'm gonna be using one of these today. 92 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:01,902 [SIGHS] 93 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:06,366 [MICROPHONE FEEDING BACK] Cleanup on aisle poor. Cleanup on aisle poor. 94 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,508 Uh, I'm actually gonna hold off on these guys. 95 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,511 [MAN SCOFFS] 96 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,436 67.45, please. 97 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,523 Swipe it, like a card. Use the pin from the form. 98 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:46,823 [REGISTER DINGS] 99 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,534 Thanks. 100 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,162 - Paper or plastic? - Just plastic. 101 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:58,584 What do you say we do something super, duper, duper fun, in our brand-new car? 102 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,920 ["SOMETHING LIKE SUMMER" PLAYING] 103 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,713 ♪ We were young ♪ 104 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,549 ♪ Just a little little ♪ 105 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,716 ♪ We were young ♪ 106 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,803 ♪ Just a little bit useless ♪ 107 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:09,929 [LAUGHING] 108 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,598 ♪ You know we thought we knew it all ♪ 109 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:14,725 Go! 110 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,102 I think you cheated! 111 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,354 ♪ Snakes and ladders ♪ 112 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,064 ♪ Climbing up for days ♪ 113 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,566 ♪ "We're invincible," we said ♪ 114 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:24,360 ♪ Taking it in, in the alleyways ♪ 115 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,738 ♪ You know we thought we knew it all ♪ 116 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:36,497 ♪ Ooh, tell me again ♪ 117 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:43,588 ♪ 'Cause if they haven't caught you yet ♪ 118 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:49,051 ♪ Let's make a run for it ♪ 119 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,226 Okay, so you're gonna go to your daddy's for two days, 120 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:02,273 you're gonna be super, duper, duper good, and then Mommy's gonna come pick you up. 121 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:05,693 Does that sound all right? You're gonna have your Thanksgiving there? 122 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,069 Uh-huh? 123 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,404 - Uh-huh? - SEAN: Hey. 124 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,824 There she is, there's my girl. Hi, baby. 125 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,534 Aye! 126 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:14,911 [WHOOSHING] 127 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,622 Whoa! 128 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,999 Thank you for coming over here. 129 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,918 Yeah, did you pack a snack this time? 130 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:26,422 We're supposed to split costs, Sean. You can buy snacks too. 131 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,051 Right. Okay. You ready to have some fun, Maddy? 132 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:33,387 - And she hasn't had her nap yet. - Okay. Great. 133 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,932 Mommy gave you to me crabby. 134 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:40,102 - She can just nap in your car. - Yeah, it's not a real nap. 135 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,479 What's up with you? 136 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,900 I'm tired. I worked late. 137 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:50,863 Had to get up early to get a ferry to accommodate your schedule. 138 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,031 You're hungover. 139 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:55,284 No, I'm not. Hey, I told you, I'm not drinking. 140 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,412 - Still? - Yes. Still. 141 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:04,210 I'm actually about to get my white chip. It feels good. 142 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:08,756 I'm kind of digging sobriety. You know? Not feeling like shit all the time. 143 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:14,595 - I can see it on your face. You look good. - Yeah, I know I do. 144 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,225 So Maddy will be at your place tomorrow? 145 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:22,436 Yep. What are you doing? Something with your mom? 146 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:27,608 She's AWOL. You know how she is with the holidays. 147 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,237 But I'm okay. Stop feeling sorry for me. 148 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,072 - I'm not. - Okay. 149 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,242 I love you. 150 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,291 You have a good time, all right? 151 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,963 Hey, you can come tomorrow. If you want. It'll be chill. 152 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,888 Uh, no, thank you, I'm good. You guys have fun. 153 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,807 Can't say we didn't try, right, Mad? 154 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,560 All right. Say bye to Mommy. 155 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,480 I love you so much. Bye, cutie! 156 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,984 SEAN: Sack of potatoes. 157 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,820 Bye! Bye, Mom! 158 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,613 Bye, Mom! 159 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,496 ["UP FROM A DREAM" PLAYING] 160 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,041 ♪ We were on the beach... ♪ 161 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,964 WOMAN: So I decided not to get the car washed. 162 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:30,963 One good thing about living out here with all the rain, free car washes. 163 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,300 You know what else is free? Pain and heartache. Pain and suffering. 164 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,469 That's what my mother used to say. 165 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,099 Never mind these boxes, just clean around them. 166 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,560 We'll take them to the homeless shelter. 167 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,520 They do a food drive every Thanksgiving, 168 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,231 so I go through my pantry, find what's almost expired. 169 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,234 Well, I'm off to Whole Foods! Happy Thanksgiving! 170 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,569 Happy Thanksgiving! 171 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,530 ♪ Innocently ♪ 172 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,534 ♪ Change the channel ♪ 173 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,913 ♪ On the TV ♪ 174 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,375 ♪ Something you see Wakes you up from the dream ♪ 175 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:11,170 ♪ Wanna go back to sleep But now you're up from the dream ♪ 176 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:14,674 ♪ Walk into the kitchen Pull the dishes from the sink ♪ 177 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,093 ♪ And you have changed In the blink of an eye ♪ 178 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,597 ♪ Something you see Wakes you up from the dream ♪ 179 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,393 ♪ Wanna go back to sleep But now you're up from the dream ♪ 180 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,313 ♪ Walk into the kitchen Pull the dishes from the sink ♪ 181 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,982 ♪ And you have changed In the blink of an eye ♪ 182 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,779 ♪ Something you see Wakes you up from the dream ♪ 183 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,615 ♪ And you have changed In the blink of an eye ♪ 184 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,502 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 185 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,320 ♪ Something you see Wakes you up from the dream ♪ 186 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,158 ♪ Wanna go back to sleep But now you're up from the dream 187 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,453 ♪ Walk into the kitchen Pull the dishes from the sink ♪ 188 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,497 ♪ And you have changed In the blink of an eye ♪ 189 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:33,085 ♪ Something you see Wakes you up from the dream ♪ 190 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,714 ♪ Wanna go back to sleep But now you're up from the dream ♪ 191 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:40,301 ♪ Walk into the kitchen Pull the dishes from the sink ♪ 192 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,762 ♪ And you have changed In the blink of an eye ♪ 193 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,014 REGINA: Those are a pointless vegetable. 194 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,102 Just make sure to have a vegan option for Daniel. 195 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,690 Sarah, Sarah, I have to let you go. Okay? Drive safe. 196 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,070 Your sister is driving me crazy. 197 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,406 JAMES: What time should I pick up Bennett from SeaTac? 198 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:07,495 Honey, all I know is that I am meeting you at your mom's. 199 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,122 Hi. 200 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,709 Oh, honey, this is Alex. The maid. 201 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:18,214 - Is that what I'm supposed to call you? - Oh, yeah, maid's fine. 202 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:22,259 - Hi, I'm James, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 203 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,386 - JAMES: How's business? - Busy. 204 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,431 Yeah? Regina, you know we've got seven pies, right? 205 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,559 Do we really need to bring seven pies? You don't even eat pie. 206 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,230 They're not for eating. They are for looking at. 207 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,315 We can put them out after the announcement. 208 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,442 It'll be like a celebratory thing. 209 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,780 Can you put them in the car for me, please? Thank you. 210 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:51,247 Sorry, they told me to come at 3. I didn't realize you would still be here. 211 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,958 No, yeah, we are running late. 212 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,379 I really appreciate you having me back. 213 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,216 After the Mr. Darcy thing. 214 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,927 I don't like the way the other girls clean, so... 215 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,349 Okay. We're off. 216 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,434 Um... 217 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,645 Can I get your Wi-Fi password? 218 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:19,775 I don't have any service here, and I have to be reachable in case my daughter... 219 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,945 Your daughter. Right. 220 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,825 So you got her back, then? 221 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,453 Partial custody, yeah. She's with her dad right now. 222 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,581 Thanks. 223 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,253 - Is this a five or an S? - It is an S. 224 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,716 I'm sorry to leave such a mess, but I've been baking since dawn. 225 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,469 But the house is still on the market, so do a thorough job. Okay? 226 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,553 Of course. 227 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:55,227 Actually, I noticed last time that the upstairs guest bathroom, 228 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,273 the grout could use a deep clean. But the bleach smell can be a lot. 229 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:03,527 I was thinking I could come in tomorrow and take care of it. 230 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,362 On Thanksgiving day? 231 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,824 Yeah, I don't have a lot going on, and I could use the work. 232 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,662 Well, does that cost extra? I imagine you have a holiday rate? 233 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,664 No, I won't charge you extra. 234 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,210 That's fine, then. 235 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,341 Now, Mr. Darcy, yes, yes, yes. 236 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,635 Taking him with me. 237 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,352 [DOOR OPENS, THEN CLOSES] 238 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,437 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 239 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,658 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 240 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,136 Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Mr. Darcy. 241 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,651 [KETTLE WHISTLING] 242 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,603 MAN: [ON VIDEO] Once you pour the white vinegar on the grout line 243 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,170 and let that soak in for a little bit, 244 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,840 the baking soda will add some grit to the whole thing, 245 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,550 give it a little bit of texture. 246 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,301 See, the grit's coming right out. 247 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,300 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 248 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,457 Like my beard? 249 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,918 It's my niece. You wanna fuck? 250 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,796 This is my snake. 251 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,593 Made dinner for two. Ate both. 252 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,054 Sober, single dad. 253 00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,432 [MUSIC SLOWS, THEN STOPS] 254 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,203 [LINE RINGING] 255 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,747 [VOICEMAIL] Please leave a message after the tone. 256 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:49,711 Hey, Mom. Uh... Just giving you a call because it's Thanksgiving. 257 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,299 So, yeah, I'll talk to you later. All right, love you, bye. 258 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,012 What? That's so cool! What was your favorite part of the parade? 259 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,096 Santa. 260 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,723 You saw Santa? 261 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,059 Oh, my goodness, sweetie pie! 262 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,727 Hey, let me talk to Mommy. 263 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,858 - Hey, we gotta go. - No, I just got on the phone. 264 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,486 Yeah, I know, but say, "Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy." 265 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,407 Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy. 266 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,534 I love you, Maddy. I love you so... 267 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,088 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 268 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,390 Happy Thanksgiving. You're gonna get stuffed. 269 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,978 I'm thankful for that ass. 270 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,479 Wanna suck on my beard? 271 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,575 ["WAY IT GOES" PLAYING] 272 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,954 ♪ Collaborating with the day glow vibes ♪ 273 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,626 ♪ An altruistic breed of travel guide ♪ 274 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,170 ♪ It's chill But Lord knows you're trying ♪ 275 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,638 ♪ That's the way it goes ♪ 276 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,557 ♪ One step away from crying ♪ 277 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,514 ["TOO YOUNG" PLAYING] 278 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:24,408 ♪ Baby, when I saw you turning At the end of the street ♪ 279 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:32,040 ♪ I knew a time was gone And it took me like ages ♪ 280 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:37,087 ♪ Just to understand That I was afraid to be a simple guy ♪ 281 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:42,509 ♪ I tried my best to smile But deep inside my heart ♪ 282 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:46,138 ♪ I felt it was shouting Like a crowd dancin' ♪ 283 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,473 ♪ I guess I couldn't live Without the things ♪ 284 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,476 ♪ That made my life what it is ♪ 285 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,980 ♪ Can't you hear it calling? ♪ 286 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,690 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 287 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,570 ♪ Everybody's dancin' ♪ 288 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,572 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 289 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,702 ♪ Tonight everything is over ♪ 290 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,496 ♪ I feel too young ♪ 291 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:15,709 ♪ I can't lie on my bed Without thinking I was wrong ♪ 292 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:22,090 ♪ But when that feeling calls This world becomes another ♪ 293 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,386 ♪ Nighttime won't hold me In your arms again ♪ 294 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,932 ♪ I got a very good friend who says ♪ 295 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,353 ♪ He can't believe the love I give ♪ 296 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,314 ♪ Is not enough to end your fears ♪ 297 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,108 ♪ I guess I couldn't live Without the things ♪ 298 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,694 ♪ That made my life what it is ♪ 299 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,654 ♪ Can't you hear it...? ♪ 300 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,493 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 301 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,249 WAYNE: What's happenin', turkey? 302 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,711 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 303 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,923 Let's just, yeah, forget I ever said that. 304 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,884 How's your Indigenous People's Day going? 305 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,554 ALEX: Kinda just feels like any other day. 306 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,638 You? 307 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,392 WAYNE: Ah, well, my family is driving me insane. 308 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,018 I'm only home for 48 hours, 309 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,979 and I'm already considering changing my flight to "now." 310 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,189 How about you? 311 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,982 ALEX: Same. 312 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,613 Your profile says that you go to NYU 313 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,157 and that you're half French. 314 00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:31,368 [SPEAKING IN FRENCH] 315 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:33,703 [CHUCKLES] 316 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:37,749 [IN ENGLISH] And I go to NYU. In grad school. For, uh, film. 317 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,296 ALEX: I'm a junior at Montana College of Fine Arts. 318 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,426 And I'm studying creative writing. 319 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,051 A writer. 320 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,471 Uh-oh. 321 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,850 ALEX: Do you want to play a game? 322 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,146 I'll literally play any game with you. 323 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,232 Or on you. 324 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,611 Or next to you, or, really, whatever you want. 325 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,451 ALEX: Wanna play "meet in person"? 326 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,329 Where should we meet? 327 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,707 ALEX: We can meet here... 328 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,377 At my house. 329 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,231 [DOORBELL RINGS] 330 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,410 - Hey. - Hi. 331 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,620 What's up? 332 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,538 - Do you want... - I brought you a gourd. 333 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:03,752 I don't know if it's edible, but it's festive, so... 334 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,545 Thanks. 335 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,174 Come in. 336 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,013 Is this your parents' place? 337 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:19,935 Yeah. Yeah. It's my dad and my stepmom's. 338 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,231 It's a little over the top, I know. They're in Bermuda right now. 339 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,401 Hopefully not the triangle. 340 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:34,324 No, yeah, I think, uh, the vacation part. 341 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,451 [CHUCKLING] 342 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:42,082 Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm really nervous, like, my fingernails are sweating. 343 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,502 You're so pretty. 344 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,211 Um... 345 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,131 Hi. I'm Wayne. 346 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,677 - Alex. - The writer. 347 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,804 Yeah. 348 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,767 You smell good. I just smelled you. 349 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,811 Not on purpose. 350 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,273 Um... 351 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,861 - Do you want a drink? - Please, God. 352 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,785 Hmm. 353 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,373 Do you want to give me a tour? 354 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:27,335 Uh... 355 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,254 I think you get it. Uh... 356 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,507 This is the kitchen. 357 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,302 Yes. Clean. 358 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,763 We have a really good maid. 359 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,318 So how do you like Missoula? 360 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,279 It's good. 361 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,449 Teachers are really good. 362 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,826 I just wanna write, so... 363 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,746 You know who has a great fiction writing program? 364 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,456 The New School. 365 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,668 - You ever thought about New York? - It's expensive. 366 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,881 Your dad can't help you out? 367 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,759 I don't take money from him. 368 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:22,932 He, uh, divorced my mom when I was 6 and became a born-again Christian, 369 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,728 and started a whole new family that I'm not a part of. 370 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,232 What about mom? Are you close with her? 371 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:36,738 She's undiagnosed bipolar, so no. 372 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,532 Damn, I'm sorry. 373 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,826 I feel like a dick now. 374 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:46,915 My biggest complaint about my parents is, like, they send me too many e-mails, so... 375 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,754 - Your parents pay for your school? - No. Not my school, just my apartment. 376 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,590 They bought it for me as an investment. 377 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,802 Your parents bought you an apartment? In Manhattan? 378 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,095 Yeah. 379 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,974 But I don't like taking money from them. 380 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,437 Being around them makes me feel... It makes me feel lonely. 381 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:14,150 We get together twice a year, maybe, and we just sit around on our phones, 382 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,486 waiting for the day to end. 383 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,490 How about you? Where were you today? 384 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:28,498 Honestly, I've spent the past few Thanksgivings with my boyfriend. 385 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,587 He has this little niece that comes over and, uh... 386 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,675 It's usually just the three of us. 387 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:43,221 But we broke up, so... 388 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,100 This is my first holiday without them. 389 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,061 I'm sorry. 390 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,148 Don't be. 391 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,650 This is what I wanted. 392 00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:07,704 So, what do you... What do you write about? 393 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,290 What do you make films about? 394 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:14,669 Nope, we're done talking about me. Tell me what you're working on. 395 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:24,179 It's new, so I don't really know how to talk about it yet. 396 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,396 It's a story about a woman. 397 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,983 I love female protagonists. 398 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:43,573 She lives in a big, beautiful house. 399 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,328 The kind of house that's on the cover of magazines. 400 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:55,084 She has a personal trainer and a financial adviser. 401 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,505 And an IRA. 402 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,215 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 403 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,842 She's been to the Louvre more than once. 404 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,973 She spends entire Saturdays... 405 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,644 getting hot-stone massages. 406 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,898 And reading her first-edition books. 407 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,570 She has a cashmere sweater that makes her feel like... 408 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:29,369 she's being hugged by 1000 baby lambs. 409 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,668 She wakes up every morning to a view of the ocean. 410 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:40,088 Like it exists just for her. 411 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,381 Nice detail. 412 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,426 She has the luxury of time. 413 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,432 No long lines to stand in. 414 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,103 No time cards to punch. 415 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:02,861 She has time to bake seven pies from scratch, if she wants to. 416 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,908 What's the conflict? 417 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:12,911 There isn't one. 418 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,378 - People with money have everything. - That's not true. 419 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:24,716 I mean, I have a Peloton, and I'm miserable. 420 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,261 - You have a Peloton? - Do I look like I have a Peloton? 421 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,389 You look like you use it as a chair. 422 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,432 Ouch. 423 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,364 [CAR APPROACHING] 424 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,448 Fuck. 425 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,076 - What? - Fuck. Fuck! 426 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,162 - You gotta go. You gotta go. - What? 427 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,830 Come on. Put your coat on. 428 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,250 My stepmom's here, she hates having strangers in the house. 429 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,796 - Come on. - Okay. Okay. 430 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,008 - Sheesh. - Around there. Side of the house. 431 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,677 - Can we hang again before I...? - No. Go! Faster, go! 432 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,803 [DOOR CLOSES] 433 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,437 I'm so sorry. I was just getting out of here. 434 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,817 Oh. 435 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,236 I was here because of the grout. 436 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,089 You want another glass? 437 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,424 I'm so sorry. 438 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,592 Don't be. 439 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,304 How about some pie? 440 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,098 Want some pie? 441 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,433 No, no, no. 442 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,353 So how was your Thanksgiving? 443 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:07,276 It was good. I cleaned. 444 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:14,367 We eat at this table... once a year? 445 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,203 Eight grand. 446 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,208 I paid for it. I paid for everything in this house. 447 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:25,003 I work so much 448 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,964 that I don't have time to sit at this table. 449 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,635 That was always important to me, that I kept working. 450 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,015 I was already a partner when I met James. 451 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:41,310 My girlfriends all said, "Quit! Enjoy your life." 452 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,355 He wanted me to quit too. 453 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:48,109 But I said, "Absolutely not." 454 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,945 I wanted to respect myself. 455 00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,656 I wanted him to respect me. 456 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:09,547 It's the people you think you know. That's who you have to worry about. 457 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,050 Because you don't actually know them. 458 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,345 You know the story you tell yourself about who they are. 459 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,390 So you can get out of bed in the morning. 460 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,146 The last few years... 461 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,108 sometimes I look at my husband... 462 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,029 he's just sitting there. 463 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,657 And he's so beautiful. 464 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,702 And it's not fair. 465 00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,248 And it's maybe what Alzheimer's feels like. 466 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:49,045 He's familiar, but he's a stranger. 467 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,506 And I know I love him. 468 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,593 But I don't recognize him. 469 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:05,728 And I just want this alien to get the fuck out of my house. 470 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,484 I want the real him to come back. 471 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,957 Do you wanna know what's funny? 472 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,754 He left his wife for me because I was young, 473 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:35,842 and he'd never had a good relationship with his kids, and he wanted a do-over. 474 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:43,558 But unbeknownst to me, I had the ovarian reserve of a 50-year-old woman. 475 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,311 You probably got pregnant without even trying, didn't you? 476 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,980 Do you want me to respond? 477 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,775 Sure. Respond. 478 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,280 I got pregnant easy. 479 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:02,660 But I've had to bust my ass for everything else. 480 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,495 I'm sure you have. 481 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,540 Let's see now, after... 482 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,544 five years and six rounds of IVF, 483 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:15,047 one of which actually made it to nine weeks... 484 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,842 and had a heartbeat, that was thrilling. 485 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,927 After all that, 486 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:24,557 then there were the meditation retreats, 487 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:31,397 and even a trip to Mexico for a Mayan uterus massage. 488 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:36,152 Three hundred thousand dollars later... 489 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,488 and now... 490 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:45,870 there is a woman named Joanna in Oregon... 491 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,333 who is five months pregnant with our son. 492 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,500 My son. 493 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:57,632 And I say that lightly because we used a donor egg. 494 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,886 All in all, it took three women to make this baby. 495 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,516 One with the egg, one with the womb, and one with the money. 496 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:10,435 Me. 497 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,360 But she does send me pictures. 498 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,572 I don't even know what I'm looking at. 499 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:24,951 What am I looking at? 500 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,251 Yeah, I think that's his foot. 501 00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:46,055 So then why don't I feel anything? 502 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,058 Being a mother looks like all kinds of things. 503 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,398 I can understand how for some women they can accept... 504 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,318 that the baby is theirs, no matter what. 505 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,281 And I really thought I could be that woman, I... 506 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:11,289 But after all this time and all this money... 507 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,083 when I look at that... 508 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,836 I don't feel love. 509 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,798 I don't feel loved. 510 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,303 I just feel desperate. 511 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,893 I never thought I'd do this part alone. 512 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,520 Alone? 513 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,860 James wants a divorce. 514 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,156 I'm sorry. 515 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,616 He told me on the way to Thanksgiving dinner. 516 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:54,206 Which has got to be some sort of record for asshole-ness. 517 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,793 It was not like I didn't see it coming. 518 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:05,092 With every miscarriage we had, he just slipped further and further away. 519 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,011 Jesus, what am I doing? 520 00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:29,575 - For the grout. - No, no. Mm-mm. No. 521 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,119 It's fucking sparkling in here, Alex. 522 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,540 Don't ever let anybody take advantage of you. 523 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:42,838 Make you feel "less than" for all of your hard work. 524 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,340 Work. 525 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,136 It's the one thing you can count on. 526 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,391 Everything else is fragile. 527 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,434 Okay? 528 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:00,647 Okay. 529 00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,527 Take the pies too. 530 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:06,945 No. 531 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:08,321 Please. 532 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,287 Can I see a picture of your daughter? 533 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,455 Of course. 534 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,212 How old is she? 535 00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:24,588 ALEX: She's almost 3. 536 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,135 And you're doing it alone? 537 00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,764 Do you like being a mom? 538 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,809 I live for my daughter. 539 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:42,313 You can go. 540 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,611 Close the gate on your way out. 541 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,195 Okay. 542 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:50,823 Okay. 543 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:52,324 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] 544 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,680 [UPBEAT PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 545 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,603 ALEX: Confessions of a Maid. 546 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,523 People keep weird things in their drawers. 547 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,319 And I could list them all here. 548 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:32,323 But instead, here's what I'll confess. 549 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,783 Cleaning people's houses means 550 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,787 I spend hours dusting credenzas that could put me through college, 551 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,833 washing floors made of wood that could buy me a house. 552 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,339 It's hard not to want their things, their lives. 553 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,300 No, "want" is too soft a word. Covet. 554 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:54,178 It's hard not to covet these lives that you ache for, 555 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,681 because it all looks so easy, so pleasant. 556 00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:03,646 The coconut waters, the shelves of books, the infinity pools, the ice-cold Sancerre. 557 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,233 But the truth is, 558 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,528 despite being wealthy and living in a dream house 559 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:14,573 with marbled bathrooms and floor-to-ceiling views of the sea, 560 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,034 their lives are still lacking. 561 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:23,791 Maybe all those long hallways and walk-in closets are just hiding places. 562 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,254 Maybe all that glass just shows you your own loneliness. 563 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:36,220 Maybe when you live in a house that big, you lose yourself in it. 564 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,767 When I think about the house that I want for my daughter and me, 565 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,770 it's not big and full of stuff. 566 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:51,026 There's a bed for each of us, a surface for me to write on. 567 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:56,031 Maybe a yard for a big, dumb dog someday. 568 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:02,746 But our space is a home because we love each other in it. 569 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,293 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 570 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,020 SEAN: Say, "Hi, Mommy." 571 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:30,649 What? Hi, hi, hi. 572 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,735 Oh... 573 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,656 How was your Turkey Day? 574 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,118 It was good, we had cranberry sauce. Not a fan. 575 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:44,079 Oh, my goodness, I missed you. I missed you. I missed you. 576 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,414 We missed you too. 577 00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:49,209 I thought maybe you'd change your mind and come by. 578 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:53,756 I don't wanna confuse her about where Mommy lives. 579 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,221 - Did she eat yet? - Yep, scrambled eggs. 580 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,306 Thanks. 581 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:09,396 - So how was your lonely Thanksgiving? - It was okay. Kind of nice, actually. 582 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:14,652 I saw you on Tinder. 583 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,321 I saw you on Tinder. 584 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:25,496 - So you'll pick her up Friday? - Yeah. Yeah, sounds good. 585 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,332 Okay. Thanks. 586 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,751 Why don't you give your daddy a big kiss goodbye? 587 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:32,961 See you Friday. 588 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,882 Bye, Maddy! Bye, Mad-dog! 589 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,718 - Thank you. - You guys have fun. 590 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,889 Guess what. Do you like pie? Are you sure? 591 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,182 Good news for you. 592 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,853 I have seven whole pies at home. 593 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,731 - MADDY: Seven? - Seven whole pies. 594 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:16,004 All right, buddy, let's roll. What do you say? 595 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,381 [ENGINE STARTS] 596 00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:18,799 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 45757

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