Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,376
(Music)
2
00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:37,668
(Heavy Wind)
3
00:02:40,668 --> 00:02:42,668
(Door opens)
4
00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,540
(Door closes)
5
00:02:55,832 --> 00:03:00,040
(Hammering sound)
6
00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:04,376
Why are you running?
7
00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:06,208
We will miss the bus.
8
00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:09,040
So let it go!
9
00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:11,668
Don't you want to go?
10
00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:15,708
If we miss this one,
we will just take the next one!
11
00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:17,540
Hm.
12
00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,832
(British crowd chatter)
13
00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:26,084
(Traffic sound)
14
00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,584
- Hello!
15
00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,832
Isn't this beautiful?
16
00:03:52,668 --> 00:03:56,084
You have never taken
me for the Thames ferry ride.
17
00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,168
Thames...
18
00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,624
Please be a little fast there.
19
00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,624
The last bus is at 10:30.
20
00:04:09,752 --> 00:04:12,500
Where's the bus?
21
00:04:16,124 --> 00:04:19,000
(Bus arriving sound)
22
00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:33,832
Parkin!
23
00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:38,876
Have you forgotten we're expecting guests?
24
00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:42,832
My, my...
25
00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:47,292
And what shall I call you?
Lady Chatterly?
26
00:04:47,376 --> 00:04:49,040
Enough!
27
00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:51,208
Go get ready now!
28
00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,540
You haven't even cooked, have you?
29
00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:54,876
What will we feed them?
30
00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:57,416
No, I have not cooked, my Lady,
31
00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:02,832
but I've cleaned the house.
And disposed off the trash!
32
00:05:04,168 --> 00:05:07,584
Anything else, my Lady needs?
33
00:05:07,624 --> 00:05:10,832
How does your Lady look?
34
00:05:10,876 --> 00:05:14,540
As always, my Lady; irresistible!
35
00:05:15,376 --> 00:05:16,584
And...
36
00:05:16,624 --> 00:05:21,168
Is my servant going to present himself
in working class attire to the guests?
37
00:05:21,252 --> 00:05:24,960
Oh! Your guests are commoners!
Why even does my Lady care?
38
00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,876
- I do!
- Why?
39
00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,876
Because I'm the Lady!
40
00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:36,376
And... What if I rob my Lady
of her finery by the time they arrive?
41
00:05:37,376 --> 00:05:40,584
My servant must be
mindful of the time.
42
00:05:40,752 --> 00:05:43,540
The guests will be arriving any moment!
43
00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,460
Guests can wait!
44
00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:48,584
So can my servant!
45
00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:51,832
No... No he cannot, my Lady!
46
00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:55,084
Why?
47
00:05:55,668 --> 00:05:59,252
Because my Lady looks irresistible!
48
00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:03,540
(Rohit & Sanya Kiss)
49
00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,500
(Bus drives off)
50
00:06:20,332 --> 00:06:23,332
Where are we?
51
00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,960
No network!
52
00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,084
What place is this?
53
00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:33,124
I told you there
will be no network here.
54
00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,460
What kind of friends are these?
55
00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,708
They couldn't even bother to pick us up.
How are we going to go?
56
00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:43,460
We will just walk! Look
at the weather, it's so beautiful.
57
00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,624
It will take only ten minutes.
58
00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,752
She had told me the route.
59
00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:48,000
Look at the pretty map
drawing she made for us.
60
00:06:49,668 --> 00:06:51,376
It's this way!
61
00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:56,292
There is a shortcut through the jungle.
I had asked her.
62
00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:05,708
It's so quiet here...
63
00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,084
It's not quiet,
this is dead silence!
64
00:07:13,252 --> 00:07:16,752
Only two kinds of people
need this kind of quiet...
65
00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:19,416
Artists and...
66
00:07:19,624 --> 00:07:23,668
So you already know that she is an actress.
67
00:07:24,752 --> 00:07:27,916
If she's an actress, doesn't she need
to go for her shoots?
68
00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,792
How does she travel?
69
00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:39,000
Don't go there with such a
rotten face Basu.
70
00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,624
We are going to someone's
house for the first time - together.
71
00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:47,792
A little smile won't
cost you any money.
72
00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:52,168
(Heavy wind)
73
00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,708
(Bell ringing sound)
74
00:08:07,376 --> 00:08:10,376
(Bell continues ringing)
75
00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,332
(Knocking sound)
76
00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,376
Rohit!
77
00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:15,832
What?
78
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,292
They are here!
79
00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:20,376
They can wait!
80
00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,540
We are on time.
81
00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:25,916
We aren't early.
82
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000
No! Stop!
83
00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:34,624
And fix your hair!
84
00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:41,916
Look, I can hear footsteps.
85
00:08:43,252 --> 00:08:44,000
Hi!
86
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,040
Hello... Is Sanya there?
87
00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:47,168
I'm Rohit!
88
00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:48,708
Hi...
89
00:08:49,376 --> 00:08:50,416
Doctor Basukinath!
90
00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,208
Welcome, welcome Doctor Nag!
91
00:08:52,252 --> 00:08:54,960
Not Nag, Nath. Basukinath.
92
00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,876
I'm so sorry, Dr. Nath!
93
00:08:58,168 --> 00:09:00,416
You may call me Basuki, mate!
94
00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,916
Basuki!
95
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,668
Hmm... Basuki...
96
00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,960
-Ira.
-Hi.
97
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,584
- Shall we come in?
- Of course!
98
00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:11,960
Please, please.
99
00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:15,040
Sanya is right here.
100
00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,584
Shut the door please.
101
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,252
Come in, come in.
Please.
102
00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:23,000
Sanya is right here.
103
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,832
Ira and Basukinath!
104
00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:26,376
- Hi.
- Hello.
105
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,040
How are you?
106
00:09:28,124 --> 00:09:31,084
- Wow.
- Thank you.
107
00:09:31,252 --> 00:09:32,208
Hi.
108
00:09:32,332 --> 00:09:34,124
Such a sweet house.
109
00:09:34,168 --> 00:09:35,332
Good evening.
110
00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:37,332
You guys are quite rich, man!
111
00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,708
- Very nice.
- Oh, I'll get that.
112
00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,292
Thank you.
113
00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:44,292
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Sir.
114
00:09:44,332 --> 00:09:45,792
Please.
115
00:09:47,832 --> 00:09:50,624
Okay, first of all,
what will you drink?
116
00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,668
Do you want to try something new?
117
00:09:51,752 --> 00:09:54,000
Of course, do you even have to ask?
118
00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,540
And what shall I offer you, doctor?
119
00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:59,376
I'm good. Thank you!
120
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,376
Come on. Don't be formal!
121
00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:06,252
We don't drink!
122
00:10:07,668 --> 00:10:09,416
Actually,
I will also have orange juice.
123
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,752
Man, what is this?
124
00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:15,208
Come on Basuki,
don't be a spoilsport!
125
00:10:15,252 --> 00:10:17,376
How can there be
a party without drinks?
126
00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,460
Actually, we don't drink.
127
00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:24,332
Really? I didn't know that.
128
00:10:26,624 --> 00:10:28,832
If you are going to have juice,
why have orange juice?
129
00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:30,960
I will get you something interesting!
130
00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,000
Interesting like?
131
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:37,332
Like, I don't know, kiwi,
or gooseberry or maybe red currant!
132
00:10:37,752 --> 00:10:39,168
Wow!
133
00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:41,500
Rohit is such a wonderful host!
134
00:10:41,584 --> 00:10:42,752
Red currant for me!
135
00:10:42,832 --> 00:10:43,500
Okay.
136
00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,168
Umm...
137
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,540
Red currant for you also, sir?
138
00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:52,460
No, plain orange juice please.
139
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,124
You don't want to try?
140
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,792
No. Thank you.
141
00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:00,708
You sure?
142
00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:05,500
Just plain and simple orange
juice would be wonderful.
143
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,500
It will be ideal.
144
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,332
Okay, I'll take that.
145
00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:14,292
Thank you.
146
00:11:14,332 --> 00:11:15,792
I'll light the fire.
147
00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:26,832
Sanya.
148
00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,708
Sanya!
149
00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:35,208
What happened?
150
00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:36,416
What?
151
00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:39,332
There is no red currant here.
152
00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,624
What do we do now?
153
00:11:40,752 --> 00:11:41,876
Thank god, there is orange juice.
154
00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,124
Otherwise,
this man would have killed you.
155
00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:48,916
No thanks, just plain and simple
orange juice please.
156
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,376
Why is he so serious?
157
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,624
He is a doctor, you see.
158
00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,960
Seems like a headmaster.
159
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:03,000
Should we serve plain orange juice
to that poor girl Ira as well?
160
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
(Pours Gin)
161
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:09,668
That should be good.
162
00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:19,792
Your orange juice, sir!
163
00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:23,876
Sorry, Ira. red currant
turned out to be a little sour.
164
00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:30,752
Don't worry Basuki,
orange juice is absolutely fine.
165
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,040
(Basuki sniffs)
166
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,500
- Mm
- Hm.
167
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,332
No, I want Red Currant.
168
00:12:39,376 --> 00:12:40,792
Taste it, at least.
169
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:44,124
Why should I? You offered
me red currant, now get it for me.
170
00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:46,668
Ira... Behave.
171
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,668
Give it a try love!
172
00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:54,960
(Everyone takes a sip)
173
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,376
Hmm...
174
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,752
How is it?
175
00:12:58,252 --> 00:13:00,252
Orange juice...
176
00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:04,624
Best orange juice ever!
177
00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:12,584
(Grandfather clock chimes)
178
00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:32,332
Isn't this trunk too big?
179
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,916
You store warm clothes in it?
180
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,124
No, no. No warm clothes,
181
00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:41,168
just a dead body!
182
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,876
He is kidding!
183
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,000
- Whose body?
- Lord Curzon's.
184
00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:50,876
Lord Curzon!
185
00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,960
(Uncontrollable laughter)
186
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,208
Poor Lord Curzon!
187
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,040
He is inside that!
188
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,500
Who is Lord Curzon?
189
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,500
Ask him. He is inside that.
190
00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,208
Enough Rohit!
191
00:14:06,252 --> 00:14:08,832
- He is kidding.
- Sorry.
192
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,876
Of course.
193
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,916
If he has kept someone
inside this even for fun,
194
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,168
then he will
die of asphyxiation!
195
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,460
Ass...fuck...what?
196
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,916
Asphyxiation!
197
00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,876
Lack of oxygen!
198
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:30,168
No human being can survive without
that for more than three minutes!
199
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:35,584
Wow, doc,
you really know your shit, huh?
200
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,752
This is going to be fun!
201
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,460
Stop it Rohit!
202
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,668
His sense of humour is really crooked.
203
00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:43,708
Just a bit.
204
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,668
Ira, let's get you some more orange juice...
205
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,752
And I'll show you the house..
206
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:54,668
Can you open that trunk?
207
00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,460
What?
208
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,752
Can't I crack a joke?
209
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:09,040
Even his sense of humour is wicked!
210
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:13,084
Oh my... Good-
Good joke doc!
211
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:16,168
"Can I open the trunk?"
212
00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:19,876
Oh man...
213
00:15:21,332 --> 00:15:22,332
Wow.
214
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,708
You've made a maze under the house?
215
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,208
Wine cellar.
216
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:31,792
Okay, you guys are seriously rich!
217
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,376
You know what, when I met Rohit,
I didn't feel like I was
218
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,252
meeting him for the first time.
219
00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:38,960
He is funny.
220
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:42,376
Even I don't feel like
I've known him for so long..
221
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,084
He's pretty (mischievous) right?
222
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,252
(Khura)...what?
223
00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:47,540
"Khurafati"
224
00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,416
"Khurafati"?
225
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,332
It means naughty.
226
00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:52,332
Oh.
227
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,252
Or he could be wicked!
228
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,332
Yeah?
229
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,332
I mean seriously, who jokes this way!
230
00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:05,960
Lord Curzon!
231
00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:09,500
Inside the trunk.
232
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,332
Does Basuki know?
233
00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:14,416
(Piano key)
234
00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:23,500
So... Sir, what kind of doctor are you?
235
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,584
What do you know
about medical science?
236
00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:31,624
Not much, I have been to the
hospital a couple of times.
237
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:36,668
Once for suspected dengue,
another time for typhoid...
238
00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:39,752
And I don't remember clearly but...
239
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:44,084
My grandmother told me that
I was even born in a hospital!
240
00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:48,584
Under a doctor's supervision! Imagine!
241
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,624
So medical science means... hospitals?
Very nice!
242
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:59,040
No, no. Doctors. And nurses as well.
243
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:10,460
Medical science isn't about doctors,
hospitals, or nurses, Mr. Rohit.
244
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,332
Oh?
245
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,832
It's about human life!
246
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,876
Ah...
247
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,332
The sanctity of human life!
248
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:31,292
Had you known this,
you wouldn't joke about death!
249
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,832
You think it was a joke?
250
00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:55,832
Come on doctor!
251
00:17:57,168 --> 00:18:00,168
Got you again, right? Right?
252
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,540
Sorry, sorry.
253
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960
Excuse me.
254
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,376
(Piano key)
255
00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:27,668
Are these yours?
256
00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:30,752
Wow.
257
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:35,000
When do you wear these?
I have never seen you in these.
258
00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:37,916
On special occasions.
259
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:41,916
Seriously?
260
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,960
Do you want to try?
261
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,292
No, no. I will look like a cartoon.
262
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,540
Not a cartoon - Queen!
263
00:18:57,416 --> 00:19:00,000
That oldie!
264
00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:04,500
Your doctor will go crazy!
265
00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:07,084
Try it once.
266
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,460
Really?
267
00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:30,460
(Knocking sound)
268
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:39,668
(Knocking sound)
269
00:19:40,752 --> 00:19:43,460
(Music)
270
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:49,000
(Knocking continues)
271
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,960
(Knocking sound)
272
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:40,416
Basuki!
273
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,752
Basuki!
274
00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,876
How do I look?
275
00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:09,124
How do I look?
276
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,208
Do you not like it?
277
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:19,376
Should I change?
278
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,416
Someone is inside.
279
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,252
Inside here?
280
00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,416
I just heard a knock.
281
00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:29,416
Rohit was joking.
282
00:21:29,752 --> 00:21:32,460
I heard it with my own ears.
283
00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,252
I don't hear anything.
284
00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:46,960
Listen, now.
285
00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:51,668
Now.
286
00:22:03,124 --> 00:22:05,416
I can't hear anything.
287
00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:09,252
How can you possibly listen
if you are constantly blabbering?
288
00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:15,292
Focus.
289
00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:20,040
Your ears have become too sharp
but your eyes weaker.
290
00:22:20,124 --> 00:22:25,124
Can't you remain shut up
even for a second, Ira?
291
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,792
Keep waiting. Keep listening. Maybe
there is a rat jumping inside the trunk.
292
00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:45,876
but the human standing in front of you
is invisible to you.
293
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:04,708
(Knocking sound)
294
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,960
She is pretty, isn't she?
295
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,876
Rohit, are you blushing?
296
00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:23,960
What? No!
297
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:26,668
You like her, don't you?
298
00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:30,292
Forget all of that,
what are we going to feed them for dinner?
299
00:23:30,332 --> 00:23:31,376
We need to think.
300
00:23:53,584 --> 00:23:56,916
You don't care about me one bit,
do you?
301
00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:02,500
It's the first time we have
stepped out of home together.
302
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,708
If you are not liking it,
let's go back.
303
00:24:07,252 --> 00:24:08,460
Hm?
304
00:24:10,876 --> 00:24:13,752
There's still time before the
next bus arrives.
305
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,624
We might as well go and
wait at the bus stop.
306
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,752
It's better than sitting
here with a rotten face.
307
00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:24,668
Let's go.
308
00:24:32,376 --> 00:24:35,168
Whose dress is this?
309
00:24:41,624 --> 00:24:44,624
Did you just notice it?
310
00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:51,792
Ok, tell me now.
Am I looking nice in it?
311
00:24:54,168 --> 00:24:58,040
Will you go home wearing that?
312
00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:01,960
Just go and return it.
313
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,960
Only concerned about going back.
314
00:25:14,832 --> 00:25:18,252
(Sanya moaning)
315
00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:35,208
What do you think?
316
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,124
What's going on downstairs?
317
00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:41,292
Saint Basukinath won't make a move.
318
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,500
- Really?
- Let's bet.
319
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:46,876
Not even a kiss?
320
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,708
You can see it for yourself.
321
00:26:08,124 --> 00:26:10,668
What did I tell you?
322
00:26:10,876 --> 00:26:13,832
You're such an arsewipe!
323
00:26:16,124 --> 00:26:17,668
Poor girl!
324
00:26:28,668 --> 00:26:31,668
What's happened here?
325
00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:35,832
What's going on?
326
00:26:36,832 --> 00:26:40,416
Even Queen Victoria
wasn't effective, huh?
327
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:43,460
Rohit, get her an orange juice please.
328
00:26:45,752 --> 00:26:49,208
Let's order some pizza first!
Then we'll talk about it!
329
00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:51,584
What's there in the trunk?
330
00:26:52,124 --> 00:26:56,208
Okay Basuki,
that was a joke and it's over now.
331
00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:01,916
Let's talk about food.
We can order either pizza or Chinese!
332
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,584
Trunk.
Can you open the trunk?
333
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,624
Haha! Good joke Basuki!
334
00:27:09,668 --> 00:27:10,668
I'm serious.
335
00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,124
So am I!
336
00:27:12,668 --> 00:27:15,084
Pizza or Chinese?
337
00:27:15,624 --> 00:27:16,916
He hates Chinese.
338
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000
So, pizza then?
339
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,500
Okay, so, what does he like?
340
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,084
We never go out!
341
00:27:30,624 --> 00:27:32,752
(Knocking sound)
342
00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,668
Did you hear that?
343
00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:39,168
Okay, I'm ordering
pizza for everyone!
344
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:44,500
A vegetariana for Basuki with
no onion, no garlic and no ginger!
345
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,584
No ginger!
346
00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,916
And no yellow bell pepper.
347
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,668
Okay, okay.
348
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,084
What about you?
349
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:53,168
I want a chicken-tikka-masala!
350
00:27:53,332 --> 00:27:54,584
A meat-feast!
351
00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:56,832
Okay, so one chicken-tikka masala,
352
00:27:57,292 --> 00:28:02,916
one vegetarian, no garlic,
no onions, no ginger.
353
00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:05,000
What about you?
354
00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:08,252
I'll share Rohit's meat...feast.
355
00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:13,252
Rohit! You're good at ordering.
356
00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,832
Yeah.
357
00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:19,792
Come on, you help me!
358
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,124
Come.
359
00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:35,292
Basuki...
360
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Sorry.
361
00:28:41,376 --> 00:28:44,416
Rohit shouldn't have started it.
362
00:28:44,752 --> 00:28:45,876
(Piano key)
363
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,876
It was a bad joke to begin with.
364
00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:04,168
Thank you for meeting us.
365
00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:08,416
We really wanted to meet you!
366
00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:16,876
Rohit was planning to cook for you, but...
367
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:20,460
things happened.
368
00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:30,292
Ira always talks about you.
369
00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:35,084
She really cares about you.
370
00:29:35,124 --> 00:29:38,084
You're a lucky guy.
371
00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:46,168
She talks about you too.
372
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:50,040
- Hm.
- Mhm.
373
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,252
So, you are a big shot, an actress?
374
00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:59,000
Have you seen my films?
375
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,332
No. I don't get time for any of that.
376
00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:06,124
But I have seen the poster.
377
00:30:06,624 --> 00:30:10,040
And of course Ira has told me about it.
378
00:30:13,668 --> 00:30:15,792
You indeed are a good actor!
379
00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:19,752
Thank you.
380
00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:24,792
What's in the trunk?
381
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:28,624
Come on now! Don't kill our joke.
382
00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:31,876
Where's the key?
383
00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:35,252
(Dialing sound)
384
00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:41,832
Good evening! Her Majesty's Pizza!
385
00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:45,376
Yeah, hi, okay,
we would like to order two number 23s,
386
00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:49,960
one number seven and one
number 31 with customization.
387
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
So, one number 23 with customization.
388
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,040
No, number 31 with customization.
389
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,376
And the customization is as follows -
390
00:30:56,416 --> 00:31:00,124
No bell pepper,
no onion and garlic, and no...
391
00:31:00,168 --> 00:31:02,584
- Ginger.
- Ginger. No ginger!
392
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,000
I just want to check it out once.
393
00:31:07,168 --> 00:31:11,792
Come on.
I thought you had a sense of humour!
394
00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:16,876
Well, I don't know if it even
has ginger in it so, how can I remove it?
395
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:17,832
He can't remove ginger.
396
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,752
No I'm saying, I don't even know if
it even has ginger in it.
397
00:31:21,832 --> 00:31:22,916
So how can I remove it?
398
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,000
He can't remove the ginger.
399
00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:29,540
You eat ginger at home, don't you?
400
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,500
She takes such good care of you.
401
00:31:35,792 --> 00:31:39,040
Alright, no, no, no, I'm going to
repeat everything one last time, okay?
402
00:31:39,124 --> 00:31:41,500
Two number 23s,
one number 7 and one number
403
00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,916
31 with customization.
404
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,500
No ginger.
405
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:46,376
Ginger is okay!
406
00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:47,876
Oh god, okay, sorry!
407
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,500
Number 31 with
customization-let the ginger be!
408
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:54,916
So, 23 is with
customization and number 7 you want...
409
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,416
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong!
What's wrong with you?
410
00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:59,168
Let me repeat everything.
411
00:31:59,332 --> 00:32:01,540
One chicken tikka no onion,
no garlic!
412
00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:05,084
No no no! Vegetariana with no onion,
no garlic and no ginger!
413
00:32:05,168 --> 00:32:06,376
But he said he can't remove ginger.
414
00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:09,040
No, I didn't say I can't remove ginger.
415
00:32:09,252 --> 00:32:13,040
I said I don't know if it even
has ginger in the first place!
416
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:16,252
Okay, listen to me very carefully mate.
417
00:32:16,332 --> 00:32:18,376
I'm going to repeat myself again.
418
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:19,416
Alright!
419
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:23,584
One chicken tikka with everything,
one meat-feast with everything,
420
00:32:23,624 --> 00:32:25,916
No, sorry,
two meat feasts with everything.
421
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,376
and one vegetariana with no onion,
no garlic, but with ginger.
422
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,460
Now you repeat it.
423
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,708
Alright - one meat feast,
no onion, no garlic.
424
00:32:35,752 --> 00:32:37,000
One chicken tikka masala.
425
00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:39,252
And one vegetariana with extra ginger,
extra garlic...
426
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:42,376
What the fuck is wrong with you!
You've got all the numbers wrong!
427
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,500
Isn't Vegetariana number 31?
428
00:32:44,584 --> 00:32:48,332
No, it says 31 in the menu here!
429
00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:50,292
I think you have got the old menu.
430
00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:53,832
That is not my problem! You deal with it!
Get my order right!
431
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,668
Thank you very much!
Long live the Queen!
432
00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:58,124
(Ira Chuckles)
"Long live the queen!"
433
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:03,208
Fuckin' dicks...
434
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,376
It's okay, take a deep breath!
435
00:33:13,752 --> 00:33:16,792
You did a good job!
436
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:30,916
Careful!
437
00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:35,252
It seems a little bland right?
438
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:41,668
We should have some song and dance.
439
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,124
- Sure.
- Party!
440
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,624
What kind of a CD is this?
441
00:33:53,752 --> 00:33:55,624
So big...
442
00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,876
Here in this place
everything is bigger in size.
443
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,084
Only the size of the country is small!
444
00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:06,124
(Knocking sound)
445
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,376
(Music begins)
446
00:34:14,584 --> 00:34:17,584
Who listens to such ghostly music?
447
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,584
Shall we dance?
448
00:34:27,624 --> 00:34:29,084
Yes!
449
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,040
Lord Curzon must also
be dancing like this.
450
00:34:50,124 --> 00:34:53,124
(Excited laughter)
451
00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:57,040
Enough!
452
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,500
God! You're drunk!
453
00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,752
What have you been drinking?
454
00:35:07,084 --> 00:35:09,040
What have you been drinking?
455
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,792
Orange juice!
456
00:35:13,876 --> 00:35:14,752
Orange juice!
457
00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:18,500
Orange juice!
458
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,376
What's going on here?
Why are you corrupting my wife?
459
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:23,168
Corrupting?
460
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,916
Corrupted as in, tarnished!
461
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,792
I have been tarnished
- courtesy the orange juice!
462
00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,916
Who's Lord Curzon, Ira?
463
00:35:38,376 --> 00:35:40,416
How do you know him?
Where did you meet?
464
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:42,332
Basuki, not again please!
465
00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:44,000
Shhhhh!
466
00:35:44,624 --> 00:35:48,500
I'm talking to my wife,
please don't interfere!
467
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,000
Where did you meet him?
468
00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:51,876
It was a joke..
469
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:53,752
Fucking shut up!
470
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,208
You and your wife have
spiked my wife's drink
471
00:35:57,292 --> 00:35:59,292
and now you're telling
me it's a fucking joke!
472
00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:00,332
She is not my wife!
473
00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:02,252
Whatever!
You tell me...
474
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,916
Who is Lord Curzon?
Tell me!
475
00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,376
Where did you meet and
how do you know him?
476
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,208
At the pub...
477
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,416
Pub?!
478
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,000
Huh?
479
00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,624
I go there sometimes,
during the day to eat..
480
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,376
At the pub?
481
00:36:17,668 --> 00:36:19,208
Sorry Basu...
482
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:23,376
I should have told you.
483
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:26,416
It was a mistake,
I will not do it again.
484
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,876
I promise, I won't.
485
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,832
How many times have you met him?
486
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,208
- Met who?
- Lord Curzon! Who else?
487
00:36:34,376 --> 00:36:36,168
I have never met him, never met him.
488
00:36:36,252 --> 00:36:38,084
How many times Ira?
489
00:36:39,376 --> 00:36:42,376
Just once or twice...
490
00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,124
Once or twice?
491
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,668
Basu, you're misunderstanding,
I've only seen him...
492
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:47,916
Only seen him?
493
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,040
And what do you do when
you're 'just looking'?
494
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,876
What do you do when
you meet him Ira?
495
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:56,332
Basu... you're getting it all wrong.
496
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,208
There's nothing of the sort...
497
00:36:58,292 --> 00:36:59,752
When we go back home,
I'll explain -
498
00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:03,416
Tell me what do you
do when you meet him, Ira?
499
00:37:07,084 --> 00:37:09,252
What do you do when
you meet him, Ira...
500
00:37:09,332 --> 00:37:13,460
What will I do with that old geezer?
With one of his legs in the coffin.
501
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:18,460
What do you do when you meet him?
Answer that!
502
00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,376
I dated him, okay!
503
00:37:24,332 --> 00:37:25,876
I knew it!
504
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,752
I knew it!
505
00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:30,084
(Music)
506
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:33,000
(Ira sighs)
507
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,624
I knew it!
508
00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:40,668
Actually, it wasn't dating.
I was just having fun.
509
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,668
He used to just look old.
510
00:38:14,332 --> 00:38:17,208
Good afternoon, Mr. Curzon!
511
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,040
Would you like to try
something new for lunch today?
512
00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:23,292
We've Ploughman's lunch,
bangers and mash...
513
00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:25,040
No!
514
00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:28,460
Just fish and chips, please.
515
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
He's so sad, the damn old man!
516
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,792
Do you think he's ever eaten anything
apart from fish and chips?
517
00:38:53,084 --> 00:38:56,960
Sanya, let him eat his
fish and chips and die, who cares?
518
00:39:01,168 --> 00:39:04,084
Actually it wasn't dating, it was a fling.
519
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,208
Do you want to know the details?
520
00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:10,752
When we did it? Where we did it?
How we did it?
521
00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,540
Lord Curzon...
522
00:39:13,832 --> 00:39:15,208
Ahh...
523
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:20,084
He had such luscious lips.
524
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:24,708
Mmm... The way he would swirl it around.
525
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,168
I am wet already!
526
00:39:29,084 --> 00:39:33,500
What a man! A real man!
527
00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,292
(Music)
528
00:39:47,624 --> 00:39:50,624
Where is that bastard?
529
00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:53,416
- I'll kill him!
- (Rohit chuckles)
530
00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:55,792
What are friends for?
531
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,960
He is already dead, doctor!
532
00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:04,124
You want a drink to celebrate?
533
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,876
I've had enough of this.
534
00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:17,624
Wait, wait, wait.
535
00:40:21,832 --> 00:40:22,792
Is he in the trunk?
536
00:40:22,832 --> 00:40:24,292
Dead?
537
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,040
Open the trunk.
538
00:40:31,584 --> 00:40:32,960
Are you sure?
539
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:36,040
No, I don't trust any of you!
540
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,540
Open the trunk!
I need to see him dead!
541
00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:39,876
Have you completely lost it?
542
00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,000
Shut up!
543
00:40:41,624 --> 00:40:45,584
- Stay out of it, okay!
- (Music)
544
00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:49,124
Get the key. Open the trunk!
545
00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:52,708
Ah, the key...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure...
546
00:40:52,752 --> 00:40:55,168
Oh-
I don't have the key.
547
00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:57,500
Break it open then, I don't care!
548
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:03,000
Okay... why don't you ask Sanya?
I'll open it if she asks me to.
549
00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:06,960
I said, open it!
550
00:41:07,584 --> 00:41:10,668
I told you, ask for Sanya's permission.
It belongs to her.
551
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:13,416
Ha ha ha...
552
00:41:13,624 --> 00:41:15,624
Funny man!
553
00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:18,752
No more jokes, please.
554
00:41:19,124 --> 00:41:22,124
Who the hell is joking, doctor?
555
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,460
(Glass shattering sound)
556
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,292
(Sanya peeing)
557
00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:58,792
(Basuki grunts)
558
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:07,376
Oh my God!
559
00:42:24,624 --> 00:42:25,832
(Basuki knocking)
560
00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:27,792
Give me the key!
561
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,500
Are you out of your mind?!
562
00:42:29,876 --> 00:42:31,584
I just want to check it once.
563
00:42:31,624 --> 00:42:34,124
It's a joke, why don't you get that?
564
00:42:34,168 --> 00:42:37,708
I said. Give. Me. The. Key!
565
00:42:37,752 --> 00:42:39,752
Ask Rohit.
566
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,668
Don't try to act smart!
567
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,084
I'm telling you, Rohit has them.
568
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,124
Okay...
569
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,668
If this is how you want to play it...
570
00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:51,832
I'm coming in!
571
00:42:51,876 --> 00:42:53,084
Stop it!
572
00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,332
I'm coming in!
573
00:43:11,084 --> 00:43:13,000
(Basuki charging)
574
00:43:13,084 --> 00:43:16,084
(Thud sound)
575
00:43:17,292 --> 00:43:20,292
(Music)
576
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,752
Bitch!
577
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,416
(Piano key)
578
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,124
Now tell me,
who the fuck is Lord Curzon?
579
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,832
What kind of an Englishman are you?
580
00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,252
Don't even know your own history?
581
00:43:52,332 --> 00:43:54,752
No more jokes please.
582
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,792
Who is Lord Curzon? Where is he?
583
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:01,208
Who gave you the British
citizenship? Hmmm?
584
00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:04,876
Did they not test your history?
585
00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:09,584
Thousands of Indians
died of hunger under his rule.
586
00:44:09,668 --> 00:44:12,792
Because of hunger and famine!
587
00:44:14,168 --> 00:44:16,584
Do you want to die?
588
00:44:16,624 --> 00:44:22,168
Don't fucking waste my time.
Tell me where is Lord Curzon, who is he?
589
00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:27,208
You fake Englishman...
590
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,708
You couldn't be like them
even if you wanted to.
591
00:44:32,752 --> 00:44:35,752
Kill me if you have it in you.
592
00:44:38,168 --> 00:44:41,168
Fuckin...
593
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,416
(Knocking sound)
594
00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,376
(Music)
595
00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:48,584
Hey, did you hear that...
596
00:44:48,624 --> 00:44:52,584
Did you hear that? He's there,
he is still alive, He's in this...
597
00:44:52,624 --> 00:44:55,668
- I'll kill him.
- (Bell ringing sound)
598
00:44:55,668 --> 00:44:57,208
It's the door!
599
00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:59,500
Shhh... Don't-don't-don't
try to divert me, okay?
600
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:02,084
Just get the keys-
just open this!
601
00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:03,416
(Knocking continues)
602
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:07,252
Forgotten your own theory
of Asphyxiation, doctor?
603
00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:09,584
How can he be alive in a trunk?
604
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,332
Huh?
605
00:45:11,832 --> 00:45:14,832
(Bell ringing sound)
606
00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:20,416
Open the door Basuki,
it's the pizza!
607
00:45:22,832 --> 00:45:25,832
(Piano key)
608
00:45:38,584 --> 00:45:41,584
Her Majesty's Pizza!
609
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000
That would be 24 pounds and 62p, ma'am!
610
00:45:45,584 --> 00:45:47,376
Hang on! I'll get the money!
611
00:45:47,416 --> 00:45:49,416
Sure.
612
00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,208
- It's the pizza man.
- Pizza!
613
00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:02,292
We need to pay him. 25 pounds!
614
00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:04,252
Did you not hear it? 25 pounds.
615
00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:06,000
What? Am I the host?
616
00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:07,832
Just open me up, I will pay him.
617
00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:08,876
No!
618
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,168
It's in his pocket.
619
00:46:10,252 --> 00:46:12,832
Again! Don't act smart.
620
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,624
Hello?
621
00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:28,500
Coming! Have patience!
622
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:32,084
Can you make it quick, please?
I've got other deliveries to make.
623
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,540
Showing off his fake accent.
624
00:46:33,584 --> 00:46:34,540
Should I return the pizza?
625
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,040
No, no, I am very hungry.
626
00:46:36,124 --> 00:46:38,376
So somebody pay up, I don't have it,
else I would have paid for it.
627
00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:40,832
Can you ever keep quiet, Ira?
628
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:01,960
Oh!
629
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,376
What the fuck!
630
00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:09,792
Don't be alarmed! It's just a game!
631
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,000
You alright mate?
632
00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,460
Yeah, yeah man! It's just a game.
633
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,668
Very much like our
prime time entertainment!
634
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:23,416
Oh, how cool!
635
00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:24,752
You wanna try it?
636
00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:25,752
Nah...
637
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:26,876
Not tonight!
638
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,832
Come on, try it!
639
00:47:27,876 --> 00:47:29,708
Nah, I've got pizzas to deliver.
640
00:47:29,832 --> 00:47:31,040
It's fun!
641
00:47:31,124 --> 00:47:34,124
Yeah, looks like a lot of fun.
642
00:47:34,332 --> 00:47:38,792
Okay, go ahead and take the wallet
from his pocket and get going.
643
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:39,876
From his pocket?
644
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960
Yeah!
645
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:48,252
I am sorry, that just seems wrong.
I'm not going to do that.
646
00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:51,624
You fucking will!
647
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,624
- Go ahead
- It's okay.
648
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:57,416
- (Pizza man coughs)
- It's alright.
649
00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:00,460
(Music)
650
00:48:06,124 --> 00:48:08,124
(Pizza man clears throat)
651
00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:17,752
- Easy...
- (Ira chuckles)
652
00:48:18,084 --> 00:48:20,000
There's nothing in here.
653
00:48:20,084 --> 00:48:26,708
Did you check the pizzas? Made
sure there's no garlic, onion, ginger?
654
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,040
Yeah, the meat feast
doesn't have onion or garlic.
655
00:48:31,124 --> 00:48:32,124
What?
656
00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,000
There's nothing in here.
657
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:35,500
The other pocket.
The meat-feast is without onion?
658
00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:37,084
And the Vegetariana?
659
00:48:37,168 --> 00:48:39,752
Well, I suppose that has onions.
660
00:48:41,124 --> 00:48:43,376
Well, there's no wallet.
661
00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:44,960
Vegetaraiana with onions...
662
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,752
but it feels like a key.
663
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,792
(Basuki Mumbles)
Onions - Hey!
664
00:48:48,832 --> 00:48:50,292
Leave him.
665
00:48:51,252 --> 00:48:54,832
We don't want your pizzas, take them back.
666
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,876
I'm sorry sir.
667
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,208
We don't accept returns.
668
00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,084
Take them back, I said!
669
00:49:00,168 --> 00:49:04,168
Listen, you keep it or you throw it,
you still got to pay.
670
00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,376
I want to speak to your manager!
671
00:49:05,624 --> 00:49:06,332
No!
672
00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:08,124
- Excuse me?
- I am the manager.
673
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:10,168
Mr. Manager, take them away!
674
00:49:10,252 --> 00:49:12,168
- Baba, I'm hungry.
- But you still got to pay sir.
675
00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,460
Bullshit!
676
00:49:14,668 --> 00:49:19,208
Listen, mate. We don't want your
fucking pizzas! Get the hell out of here!
677
00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,460
Or I'll tie you up as well.
678
00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:22,916
Let's play!
679
00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:27,376
Alright then...
680
00:49:28,084 --> 00:49:30,084
(Pizza man clears his throat)
681
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,752
Wait, wait, wait!
682
00:49:33,084 --> 00:49:36,000
What did you say you found in my pocket?
683
00:49:37,084 --> 00:49:38,292
There's no money in it!
684
00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:41,000
Yeah, but what did you find?
685
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:42,584
A fucking key, bruv!
686
00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:43,960
Thank you very much.
687
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,292
What are you waiting for?
Fucking leave now!
688
00:49:48,168 --> 00:49:49,916
- Bye.
- Yeah, enough!
689
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,460
Fuck's sake, fucking weirdos.
690
00:49:52,624 --> 00:49:55,624
Fucking brownies.
691
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,332
Shut the door!
692
00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:03,832
Onions...
693
00:50:08,124 --> 00:50:13,124
Do you not want to look inside
the trunk now, doctor?
694
00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:16,916
Hello?
695
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,960
You heard him, right?
696
00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:22,084
I have the key.
697
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,376
The key...
698
00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:29,460
(Music)
699
00:51:17,876 --> 00:51:20,460
Happy now?
700
00:51:20,752 --> 00:51:23,752
I told you it was a joke.
701
00:51:24,752 --> 00:51:27,752
I am untying them.
702
00:51:45,752 --> 00:51:48,708
Thank you.
703
00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:51,876
I -
704
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,124
And the knock I heard...
705
00:51:54,332 --> 00:51:59,460
I told you that your ears were ringing,
now you get it?
706
00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:07,124
I feel terrible
for what I did to you.
707
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:13,960
If you want to apologise to someone,
apologise to your wife!
708
00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:16,416
You really hurt her.
709
00:52:16,624 --> 00:52:18,960
He won't understand.
710
00:52:19,332 --> 00:52:22,084
It was all a joke.
711
00:52:22,168 --> 00:52:24,500
I hope you understand now.
712
00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:29,540
Even what Ira said about
Lord Curzon, all of it.
713
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,916
Does Lord Curzon even exist?
714
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,876
(Rohit scoffs)
715
00:52:46,084 --> 00:52:50,916
I told you guys, he doesn't understand
what a joke is.
716
00:52:51,624 --> 00:52:54,540
Basuki, you're really lucky.
717
00:52:57,460 --> 00:53:00,460
Thank your stars; If I you were married to
someone like me instead of Ira...
718
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,832
you'd be in the trunk right now.
719
00:53:04,624 --> 00:53:06,668
All is under control doctor.
720
00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,292
Will you have a drink now?
721
00:53:08,376 --> 00:53:10,624
I will drink.
No matter who says what!
722
00:53:10,668 --> 00:53:11,460
Good!
723
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,752
I like to drink.
724
00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:13,876
I used to drink
before I got married,
725
00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:15,292
and after without telling you.
726
00:53:15,376 --> 00:53:18,376
Now I am drinking in your face.
Cheers!
727
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:23,460
Have a drink doctor.
You will feel better.
728
00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:28,040
Just a plain and
simple orange juice, please.
729
00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,876
Listen don't act,
you drink and I know it.
730
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,124
There are days when
I can smell it off you.
731
00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:36,584
Oh, wow. You are the
joker in the pack, doctor!
732
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,792
Have a drink, else Lord
Curzon will really turn up.
733
00:53:40,832 --> 00:53:43,376
Not again Rohit.
No more Curzon jokes.
734
00:53:43,460 --> 00:53:44,832
Okay, okay.
735
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,124
(Basuki clears throat)
736
00:53:53,124 --> 00:53:54,584
Okay...
737
00:53:55,376 --> 00:53:57,752
Get me a small one.
738
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,124
Irish Whiskey!
739
00:54:01,376 --> 00:54:03,000
Now we're talking.
740
00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:06,208
- "We don't drink"
- (Rohit chuckles)
741
00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:11,752
By the way, now you're starting to
seem a half-English to me.
742
00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:31,292
(Piano key)
743
00:54:33,832 --> 00:54:36,832
(Rohit winces)
744
00:54:44,252 --> 00:54:48,252
- Are you okay?
- Yes, just check it once.
745
00:54:50,668 --> 00:54:53,668
Yes, now it's fine.
746
00:55:05,252 --> 00:55:09,460
(Grandfather clock chimes)
747
00:55:11,416 --> 00:55:15,708
Here is your classical
English breakfast.
748
00:55:15,752 --> 00:55:18,040
Thank you so much!
749
00:55:18,252 --> 00:55:21,252
And I am very sorry
about my behaviour.
750
00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:36,416
Ah, this is actually comfortable.
751
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:39,252
Thank you.
752
00:55:40,252 --> 00:55:42,084
I have hypertension!
753
00:55:42,168 --> 00:55:45,668
And that's why I, sometimes, find it
difficult to keep my anger in check.
754
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:46,916
Hmm.
755
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,960
Wow doctor, you just diagnosed yourself!
756
00:55:50,584 --> 00:55:52,876
Very good.
757
00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:55,460
It started in my childhood.
758
00:55:55,584 --> 00:55:59,460
Oh, why didn't you tell us before?
759
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,292
I was trapped inside
a container for weeks!
760
00:56:07,416 --> 00:56:08,752
A container?
761
00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:14,252
- No kidding.
- No, no, he is not kidding.
762
00:56:17,668 --> 00:56:20,668
I couldn't breathe!
763
00:56:21,624 --> 00:56:23,960
I don't know how I survived...
764
00:56:24,084 --> 00:56:29,540
Hmm, but how did you
get inside a container?
765
00:56:36,792 --> 00:56:38,708
I travelled in a container...
766
00:56:38,752 --> 00:56:40,292
To reach here.
767
00:56:46,292 --> 00:56:51,332
This country saved my parents,
gave them a new life, a new opportunity.
768
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,376
What did independent
India have to offer them?
769
00:56:57,460 --> 00:57:01,252
Hunger, poverty,
maybe corruption, oppression!
770
00:57:01,332 --> 00:57:03,624
Oh Basuki, don't start harping
about your England
771
00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:05,792
and how great a country it is.
772
00:57:06,584 --> 00:57:11,000
I am whatever I am today -
it's because of this country.
773
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,792
I would have had no future in India!
774
00:57:12,832 --> 00:57:17,084
And that's why I try my best
to be of any service to my country.
775
00:57:17,292 --> 00:57:19,792
My country, my foot!
He calls England his country.
776
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,292
Yes, it's my country and
these are my people.
777
00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:23,752
My people?
778
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,916
(Piano key)
779
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,460
Do they think of you as one of them?
780
00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:37,916
Of course!
781
00:57:38,168 --> 00:57:41,208
I'm as much British as everybody else.
782
00:57:41,376 --> 00:57:43,124
Oh really?
783
00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:51,540
Have you heard his accent?
784
00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:00,708
How silly of me,
785
00:58:00,752 --> 00:58:02,916
I'm just going on and on about myself.
786
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:03,876
Of course.
787
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,832
I hardly know you guys!
788
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:09,584
What's your story?
How did you come to the UK?
789
00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:11,708
(Telephone rings)
790
00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:15,292
I will take that.
791
00:58:17,584 --> 00:58:20,000
(Piano key)
792
00:58:20,752 --> 00:58:23,752
Coming, coming.
793
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:24,500
Hello.
794
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,832
Hello Henry? Who is this?
795
00:58:27,124 --> 00:58:28,000
Hello!
796
00:58:28,084 --> 00:58:32,000
I want to talk to my husband Henry.
Can you please put him on the line?
797
00:58:32,084 --> 00:58:33,624
Sorry, wrong number!
798
00:58:33,668 --> 00:58:35,916
Wrong number? What do you mean?
799
00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:39,376
Listen, that's my summer home
and I want to talk to my husband Henry.
800
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:41,960
Get Henry on the phone now!
801
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,416
One minute...
802
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:46,460
Does anyone know a Henry?
803
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,084
Sorry, Henry is not here at the moment!
804
00:58:58,416 --> 00:59:00,084
What do you mean he's not there?
805
00:59:00,168 --> 00:59:03,376
He went there this morning this morning to
get things fixed for tomorrow. And then-
806
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:05,084
- Who are you?
- I...
807
00:59:05,168 --> 00:59:06,792
And what are you doing
in my summer home?
808
00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:08,332
Making a drink!
809
00:59:08,584 --> 00:59:11,208
Making a drink in my house?
What do you mean?
810
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,624
Listen, where is Henry,
I need to talk to him -
811
00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:15,876
Sorry, wrong number. Long live the Queen.
812
00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,832
(Hangs up)
813
00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:19,832
Old hag!
814
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:23,416
(Piano key)
815
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:29,500
Some mad lady, lost her husband it seems.
816
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,208
She must have not
kept him carefully.
817
00:59:31,252 --> 00:59:34,208
(Piano key)
818
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,252
What was the husband's name?
819
00:59:39,332 --> 00:59:40,708
(Piano key)
820
00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:42,460
Lord Curzon!
821
00:59:42,624 --> 00:59:44,084
Come on Rohit!
822
00:59:45,084 --> 00:59:47,584
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
823
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,500
You were asking, doctor?
824
00:59:54,460 --> 00:59:57,124
How did you come here?
825
00:59:57,292 --> 01:00:00,168
I had a job.
826
01:00:00,376 --> 01:00:01,084
Oh really?
827
01:00:01,252 --> 01:00:02,960
Yes, doctor.
828
01:00:03,832 --> 01:00:06,168
Do you know about the
National Health System (NHS)?
829
01:00:06,252 --> 01:00:08,252
Of course! I'm a doctor.
830
01:00:08,376 --> 01:00:10,332
I made it.
831
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,584
The whole software, right from the sketch.
832
01:00:13,624 --> 01:00:17,752
I was in the core architecture
design team of the system.
833
01:00:17,792 --> 01:00:19,876
It's quite good.
834
01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,040
I use it everyday.
835
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,292
What happened then?
836
01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:27,668
I left my job.
837
01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:29,000
Why?
838
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,208
I thought I'd start my own company...
839
01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:36,084
Do something big in life.
840
01:00:36,292 --> 01:00:37,208
That's ambitious.
841
01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:38,124
Hmm, I know.
842
01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:41,584
Then?
843
01:00:42,124 --> 01:00:45,040
I applied for a visa extension.
844
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:48,540
Nothing happened for two years.
845
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,960
I kept working,
hoping I would get it one day.
846
01:00:55,168 --> 01:00:58,040
I got the letter one day...
847
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,376
Visa rejected.
848
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:02,708
Rejected?
849
01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:04,792
Yes, rejected!
850
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:08,540
Section 322-5.
851
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,500
Wait, that's for...
852
01:01:12,584 --> 01:01:17,500
Don't get scared doctor,
I am not a terrorist.
853
01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:24,668
I worked for these Englishmen
for so many years.
854
01:01:25,124 --> 01:01:28,332
This one time,
I could not do my tax returns on time.
855
01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:31,416
I was charged with 322-5.
856
01:01:33,376 --> 01:01:36,460
Does that make me a terrorist?
857
01:01:37,668 --> 01:01:39,916
It's not like India here.
858
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,960
Everyone needs to do things on time here.
859
01:01:43,168 --> 01:01:46,332
If you don't reach
office on time tomorrow,
860
01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,416
would you be called a terrorist then?
861
01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:50,208
I'm never late!
862
01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:53,460
(Rohit sighs)
863
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,500
(Music)
864
01:02:05,332 --> 01:02:08,332
So, how do you live here?
865
01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:11,460
I don't.
866
01:02:13,376 --> 01:02:15,584
What do you mean?
867
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:25,584
Are you an illegal immigrant?
868
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000
- (Rohit chuckles)
- (Music)
869
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,960
Did you know about this?
870
01:02:49,252 --> 01:02:52,252
Your friends are illegal immigrants.
871
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,460
Weren't your parents also...
872
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,916
illegal immigrants?
873
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,792
So what?
874
01:02:58,832 --> 01:03:00,752
I might lose my job!
This is not a joke.
875
01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:02,500
Do you even know the meaning of a joke?
876
01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:03,668
"Not a joke."
877
01:03:03,876 --> 01:03:06,332
Okay, don't start fighting again.
878
01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:10,416
This is my house,
you are my guests...
879
01:03:10,668 --> 01:03:11,832
And you never met Rohit.
880
01:03:11,876 --> 01:03:14,208
Yes! You never met me.
881
01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:22,416
Doctor, one more drink?
882
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,708
Listen, if you have any more surprises,
please tell me now.
883
01:03:29,752 --> 01:03:32,208
I don't want to get into
any trouble later on.
884
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:35,960
I don't get you, Basuki...
885
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,124
You love this country very much...
886
01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:45,168
So why did you have to
go to India to get a wife?
887
01:03:46,376 --> 01:03:48,460
He wasn't able to charm a
white woman.
888
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,252
Must have tried for sure.
889
01:03:50,332 --> 01:03:51,708
Did you not?
890
01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,500
Aw.
891
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,540
I choose not to discuss my private life.
892
01:03:59,584 --> 01:04:02,292
You never want to discuss anything.
893
01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:05,084
I don't know if he had a story or not.
894
01:04:05,168 --> 01:04:06,208
I surely had one!
895
01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:07,668
Really?
896
01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,584
Here in the UK?
897
01:04:09,624 --> 01:04:12,040
In Bhatinda (India). In my college.
898
01:04:12,124 --> 01:04:15,960
Full on 'Hum Dil de Chuke Sanam'.
(Trajic Bollywood Romantic film)
899
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,252
But my romance was like DDLJ.
(A happy Bollywood Love story)
900
01:04:19,332 --> 01:04:20,376
Wow.
901
01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:21,752
Only my father didn't say - Go Simran,
902
01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:24,752
live the life of your dreams!
(Iconic Bollywood dialogue)
903
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:28,168
And the guy didn't come to the Railway
station to run away with me either.
904
01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:31,624
Liar.
905
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:42,960
He had asked me about my
past before we got married.
906
01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:46,252
What was I supposed to say?
907
01:04:46,752 --> 01:04:49,832
Had I told you the truth, would
you or your family agree to the marriage?
908
01:04:49,876 --> 01:04:53,332
Remember that ad you
gave in the newspaper?
909
01:04:53,416 --> 01:04:57,252
A famous doctor, who lives in London, is
looking for a Punjabi (North Indian) wife.
910
01:04:57,332 --> 01:04:59,416
A Punjabi wife. Wow!
911
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,960
Don't applaud just yet,
listen to the entire ad first...
912
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,292
You still remember?
913
01:05:03,376 --> 01:05:05,332
Every bit of it, line by line.
914
01:05:05,416 --> 01:05:08,124
That ad completely changed my life.
915
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:12,332
Fair, Convent-educated, English speaking,
916
01:05:12,416 --> 01:05:15,292
Punjabi girl with beautiful hair.
917
01:05:15,376 --> 01:05:18,876
Who doesn't smoke, drink,
or consume any kind of drug.
918
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,584
And someone who has had
no relationship with any man.
919
01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:24,332
Meaning virgin?
920
01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:25,460
Pure!
921
01:05:25,752 --> 01:05:27,000
(Sanya scoffs)
922
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,168
Poor Basuki!
923
01:05:29,332 --> 01:05:30,960
There was a mad rush in Bhatinda
when he came bride hunting!
924
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,332
He had booked the whole hotel.
925
01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:36,208
As if, Indian idol's
auditions were going on.
926
01:05:36,292 --> 01:05:40,084
Of course, it isn't some ordinary title,
Mrs. Basuki Nath.
927
01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:41,000
Not at all!
928
01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:46,168
Ask my parents, they think it's
the biggest achievement of my life.
929
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:54,500
Mrs. Basuki Nath!
930
01:05:56,752 --> 01:05:58,792
Do you love him?
931
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,332
Does it even matter?
932
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,292
Do you?
933
01:06:14,752 --> 01:06:19,752
I love him as much as
he loves the great Britain!
934
01:06:27,376 --> 01:06:30,376
That calls for another peg, Doctor!
935
01:06:33,084 --> 01:06:34,460
Yes, please.
936
01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:36,208
- Make me large one.
- (Music)
937
01:06:36,416 --> 01:06:37,792
Sure.
938
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:45,540
So, how do you know my virgin wife?
939
01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:48,208
Well...
940
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:52,084
We've had a few drinks together.
941
01:06:52,252 --> 01:06:54,876
- Cheers.
- Thanks mate!
942
01:07:07,252 --> 01:07:12,252
Here comes the cocktail
of the day "Relationship goals"!
943
01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:15,584
Wow.
944
01:07:20,084 --> 01:07:21,292
Nice.
945
01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,832
What will you eat?
946
01:07:24,584 --> 01:07:27,708
Not fish and chips for sure!
947
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,040
Something new.
948
01:07:31,624 --> 01:07:35,876
There's nothing left on the menu.
You have tried everything.
949
01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:40,252
Would you like something special?
950
01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:46,752
Come with me.
951
01:07:57,752 --> 01:08:00,752
Doesn't he take you out?
952
01:08:01,332 --> 01:08:02,668
He is mostly busy.
953
01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:06,376
If he misses work even for a day,
lots of lives can be lost.
954
01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:07,960
And what about your life?
955
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:11,084
He has saved my life already,
by marrying me.
956
01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:13,792
Now he is saving others.
957
01:08:14,416 --> 01:08:16,584
I really want to meet him.
958
01:08:17,084 --> 01:08:19,916
- I've told Rohit about him.
- Hmm.
959
01:08:20,084 --> 01:08:22,960
Rohit will have fun meeting him.
960
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,416
He will never come.
961
01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:28,168
I really want to meet Rohit.
962
01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:31,540
Come on, we all will have fun!
963
01:08:32,124 --> 01:08:34,332
Told you, he is busy.
964
01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:39,460
If he misses work for a day, a bunch
of Brits will find their way to heaven.
965
01:08:40,376 --> 01:08:42,752
Why not saturday?
966
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,832
God might agree to this, but he won't.
967
01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:49,916
Should I cut some more coriander?
968
01:08:51,416 --> 01:08:53,960
Tell him your friend's a famous actress.
969
01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,668
Tell him about my films.
970
01:08:57,376 --> 01:09:02,292
Tell him I've invited
you to my summer house.
971
01:09:11,624 --> 01:09:13,752
- You lied.
- (Music)
972
01:09:14,332 --> 01:09:17,252
One more lie.
973
01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:21,916
You said, your friend is an actress?
974
01:09:22,084 --> 01:09:24,540
Yes, I am an actor!
975
01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:27,540
An actress-waitress or waitress-actress?
976
01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:29,960
Basu, come on!
She works as a waitress part time.
977
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,168
Really?
978
01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:33,916
Will Kate Winslet ever
work as a 'part time' waitress?
979
01:09:34,332 --> 01:09:36,960
I'm no Kate Winslet!
980
01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:39,416
Why don't you just accept that you
aren't an actress in the first place?
981
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,252
No, I am an actor.
982
01:09:41,332 --> 01:09:42,124
Oh!
983
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,916
I'm a failed actor.
984
01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:45,040
How humble!
985
01:09:45,124 --> 01:09:46,416
No, it's true.
986
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,292
I'm a failed actor.
987
01:09:49,876 --> 01:09:51,752
I should have cross-checked better.
988
01:09:52,124 --> 01:09:53,168
Stop Basuki.
989
01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:56,416
No, let him speak.
990
01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,960
The problem is; you bloody Indians think,
you can come here and do anything!
991
01:10:02,752 --> 01:10:03,584
You know?
992
01:10:03,624 --> 01:10:05,832
It will be a cake walk.
993
01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:08,792
But you need talent to succeed here.
994
01:10:08,832 --> 01:10:12,500
- I agree.
- You can't ever compete with the British.
995
01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:14,124
Their standards are very very high.
996
01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,208
Very, very high.
997
01:10:16,668 --> 01:10:20,168
How silly - you thought you could
compete with the English actresses.
998
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:25,500
How did you compete
with the English Doctors?
999
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,624
I worked hard.
1000
01:10:28,668 --> 01:10:29,876
I've educated myself.
1001
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,916
I got the best medical education
in the whole world.
1002
01:10:33,168 --> 01:10:35,084
So did I!
1003
01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,960
I went to the best drama school,
in the world.
1004
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,708
I was the crème da la crème at RADA.
1005
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,668
RADA?
1006
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:48,500
Royal academy of dramatic art!
1007
01:10:53,584 --> 01:10:55,708
Hm. Probably you don't have it in you.
1008
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:57,960
Maybe I don't.
1009
01:10:58,332 --> 01:11:00,292
- You see!
- I know
1010
01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:03,624
Yeah... You don't have their talent!
1011
01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,084
Or their fair skin?
1012
01:11:06,168 --> 01:11:07,792
Huh. Bollocks!
1013
01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:10,416
How many brown characters do
you see in English films?
1014
01:11:10,460 --> 01:11:12,168
I told you, I don't watch films.
1015
01:11:12,252 --> 01:11:13,168
Enough Basu!
1016
01:11:13,252 --> 01:11:16,916
No, Ira, you tell me - have I ever been
discriminated against
1017
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,960
because of my skin colour?
1018
01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:23,584
England is a fair country!
1019
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,624
How true!
1020
01:11:26,252 --> 01:11:29,876
England is a very-very "fair" country!
1021
01:11:30,376 --> 01:11:31,708
Correct.
1022
01:11:32,416 --> 01:11:33,624
Hmm...
1023
01:11:34,252 --> 01:11:37,916
If you love this fair country so much,
1024
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,540
why did you go to India to find a wife?
1025
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:46,584
Convent-educated, English speaking
1026
01:11:46,624 --> 01:11:47,708
FAIR!
1027
01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:51,376
Who hasn't had any previous
relationships with any man!
1028
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:53,252
(Ira laughs)
1029
01:11:55,584 --> 01:11:57,208
(Knocking sound)
1030
01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:59,500
- (Bell ringing sound)
- Ah, Lord Curzon!
1031
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:00,624
(Music)
1032
01:12:00,752 --> 01:12:02,332
Stop joking.
1033
01:12:02,668 --> 01:12:05,832
Go and check who's there.
1034
01:12:08,752 --> 01:12:09,916
Her Majesty's Pizza!
1035
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,084
Hey...
1036
01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:13,792
I didn't think you're going to come back.
1037
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,460
I had to!
1038
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,916
Okay... how much is it?
1039
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:20,040
Well, actually, it's complementary.
1040
01:12:20,124 --> 01:12:22,252
I checked, and we messed
up your order.
1041
01:12:22,416 --> 01:12:24,708
Oh, how sweet. Come on in!
1042
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,832
Come in, come in. Get in here.
1043
01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:28,540
Come, come, come.
1044
01:12:28,832 --> 01:12:31,460
Shut the door behind you please.
1045
01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:38,208
Ladies and gentlemen,
guess what - Free pizza is here!
1046
01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:39,708
Free?
1047
01:12:40,832 --> 01:12:42,960
I'll take that.
1048
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,292
Free.
1049
01:12:46,752 --> 01:12:51,208
- Free pizza is a different kind of satisfaction!
- (Rohit clears throat)
1050
01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:05,000
Rohit, why is he still here?
1051
01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:08,876
You want a drink mate?
1052
01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,916
No, no, I just need Henry's signature.
1053
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,668
Oh, okay, sure!
1054
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,876
Thank you.
1055
01:13:18,832 --> 01:13:20,500
(Pizza man clears throat)
1056
01:13:21,332 --> 01:13:24,752
I apologize on behalf of
Her Majesty's Pizza.
1057
01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:26,416
We messed up your order.
1058
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:29,460
Mr. Henry is our gold card member.
1059
01:13:29,624 --> 01:13:31,876
I just need him to sign this slip.
1060
01:13:32,292 --> 01:13:34,000
Henry?
1061
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:35,916
Henry!
1062
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:41,084
Could you please sign his slip
so he can leave?
1063
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,624
He isn't Henry!
1064
01:13:45,668 --> 01:13:46,668
He is!
1065
01:13:47,252 --> 01:13:49,040
No, he isn't!
1066
01:13:49,668 --> 01:13:51,460
How do you know?
1067
01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,708
Have you met him before?
1068
01:13:53,832 --> 01:13:57,332
Well no, I haven't, but I have a
fair idea what he looks like.
1069
01:13:57,460 --> 01:14:00,416
And, why doesn't he look like Henry?
1070
01:14:02,252 --> 01:14:04,084
Because... Henry doesn't look like him!
1071
01:14:04,168 --> 01:14:05,916
That's poetic!
1072
01:14:06,252 --> 01:14:08,000
Listen, I just need the signature.
1073
01:14:08,168 --> 01:14:11,084
Or else, I'll need the pizzas back.
1074
01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:14,168
Well, take them back!
1075
01:14:14,876 --> 01:14:16,460
Now I can't, can I?
1076
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,876
Then, get Henry's signature.
1077
01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:18,960
But he isn't Henry!
1078
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,960
Why?
1079
01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:24,000
Because by any stretch of the imagination,
he doesn't look like him!
1080
01:14:24,084 --> 01:14:25,168
Why?
1081
01:14:25,332 --> 01:14:27,084
Because Henry is a bloody Brit!
1082
01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:28,208
And this man isn't?
1083
01:14:28,292 --> 01:14:29,540
No!
1084
01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:30,960
Why?
1085
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,208
Because he's Asian.
1086
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,832
You see Basuki!
1087
01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:42,792
This man doesn't think you're British.
1088
01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:45,960
He thinks you're Asian.
1089
01:14:49,416 --> 01:14:51,208
(Music)
1090
01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:54,292
Give me the bloody slip!
1091
01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:56,832
I am British!
1092
01:14:57,252 --> 01:14:58,500
You racist pig!
1093
01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:01,252
This gentleman is a true Brit!
1094
01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:12,292
(Music)
1095
01:15:18,292 --> 01:15:21,876
So Henry is Curzon!
1096
01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:32,916
Henry is Lord Curzon?
1097
01:15:34,168 --> 01:15:37,040
See... He isn't Henry!
1098
01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,416
I knew that!
1099
01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:44,168
Where is he?
1100
01:15:45,252 --> 01:15:48,252
What did you do to him?
1101
01:15:49,832 --> 01:15:51,168
Wait, hold on!
1102
01:15:51,332 --> 01:15:53,332
You don't even know who Henry is?
1103
01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:55,960
Who are you people?
1104
01:16:03,876 --> 01:16:06,208
Didn't his wife just call, Ira?
1105
01:16:07,292 --> 01:16:09,500
The old hag with the memory loss?
1106
01:16:10,292 --> 01:16:11,752
Listen!
1107
01:16:12,208 --> 01:16:15,376
I need you all to tell me who you are...
1108
01:16:15,460 --> 01:16:17,168
And how you got in here.
1109
01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:20,084
Otherwise,
I'm going to go call the police!
1110
01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,332
(Music)
1111
01:16:25,168 --> 01:16:26,876
I'm going to go right now!
1112
01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,460
To call the police, yeah?
1113
01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:43,876
Listen,
1114
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,668
I don't care who you are
1115
01:16:48,084 --> 01:16:50,416
or what you do...
1116
01:16:50,832 --> 01:16:53,332
I don't even need the signature!
1117
01:16:53,792 --> 01:16:56,876
I'll explain everything to the boss.
1118
01:16:57,124 --> 01:16:59,084
Didn't you say you were the boss?
1119
01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,252
Rohit! What the hell is going on?
1120
01:17:01,332 --> 01:17:02,500
I want to know the truth!
1121
01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:06,332
We're just playing a game, Basuki.
1122
01:17:06,624 --> 01:17:10,708
- Fun, fun, fun, fun. Fun.
- No, I'm not interested in any games.
1123
01:17:11,084 --> 01:17:12,332
Do you want to play a game?
1124
01:17:12,416 --> 01:17:16,752
Listen - Please, please just let me go!
1125
01:17:17,124 --> 01:17:19,960
I've got pizzas to deliver,
and no one likes them cold!
1126
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,124
But you're a part of the game now!
1127
01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,832
- What game?
- Is Lord Curzon dead or alive?
1128
01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:26,376
That sounds like a great game!
1129
01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:29,540
Come on Basuki!
You've already checked the trunk.
1130
01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:31,376
Let's not start this again.
1131
01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:33,000
I told you he doesn't get jokes.
1132
01:17:33,084 --> 01:17:34,668
Why am I being held up?
1133
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,584
Just play a game with us -
then you can leave.
1134
01:17:36,624 --> 01:17:38,208
Play what?
1135
01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:42,000
- Let's play truth or dare, okay?
- I'll lose my job.
1136
01:17:42,084 --> 01:17:47,084
Just one round, just one game,
then you may leave.
1137
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:48,960
You are out of your fucking minds, yeah?
1138
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,084
I'm just gonna leave, yeah?
1139
01:17:50,168 --> 01:17:51,376
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
(Rohit pushes him down)
1140
01:17:51,460 --> 01:17:52,792
Where are your manners, huh?
1141
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:57,752
When a lady asks you to do something,
you got to do it!
1142
01:17:57,792 --> 01:17:58,876
You got to do it!
1143
01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,752
To hell with manners!
1144
01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:04,040
Be a gentleman!
1145
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:15,752
Do you know how to play, Basuki?
1146
01:18:15,832 --> 01:18:18,000
He doesn't even know how to play Ludo.
1147
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,168
Okay!
1148
01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:22,000
It's very simple. You see...
1149
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:26,624
It's fairly easy, hmm?
You take this bottle...
1150
01:18:27,292 --> 01:18:29,960
And you spin!
1151
01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:35,332
So, now you ask me.
1152
01:18:36,876 --> 01:18:39,252
Ask what?
1153
01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:41,916
Say truth or dare.
1154
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,040
I say, truth or dare?
1155
01:18:44,084 --> 01:18:47,084
Yeah, yeah. You're doing good Basuki.
1156
01:18:48,168 --> 01:18:50,416
- Am I?
- Yes.
1157
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,332
I choose truth.
1158
01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,252
Bloody liar!
1159
01:18:56,292 --> 01:18:57,832
Ask me anything.
1160
01:18:58,168 --> 01:19:00,584
And, you'll see I never lie.
1161
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,332
Who the hell is Lord Curzon?
1162
01:19:09,584 --> 01:19:11,584
I knew you would ask me this.
1163
01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:12,460
No lies!
1164
01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,832
No never, nothing but the truth!
1165
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,960
Okay, good, tell me.
1166
01:19:18,832 --> 01:19:21,460
He is no lord.
1167
01:19:23,332 --> 01:19:26,708
We just called him Lord as a joke.
1168
01:19:30,876 --> 01:19:34,252
He was a miserable old man,
1169
01:19:35,832 --> 01:19:38,460
slightly delusional though.
1170
01:19:38,876 --> 01:19:42,416
He thought he believed in equality.
1171
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:46,584
But was actually a racist pig!
1172
01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:52,708
He, thought he was superior to others.
1173
01:19:53,376 --> 01:19:56,624
But was actually fucking miserable.
1174
01:19:58,040 --> 01:19:59,376
He thought...
1175
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,916
That he could destroy my life...
1176
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,584
Kill my dreams.
1177
01:20:06,752 --> 01:20:09,668
He thought he could send me back!
1178
01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:21,084
But, I'm still here.
1179
01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:26,416
I've won!
1180
01:20:26,624 --> 01:20:28,332
You see?
1181
01:20:28,584 --> 01:20:31,376
Did he work in the home (VISA) office?
1182
01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:34,460
Henry Curzon -
1183
01:20:35,668 --> 01:20:38,540
This is his house.
1184
01:20:39,332 --> 01:20:42,208
The sofa's his as well.
1185
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:47,208
The drinks you had - the Irish
whisky you had - also his.
1186
01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:50,040
But where is he?
1187
01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:51,584
Hmmm...
1188
01:20:52,584 --> 01:20:57,416
Only one question,
that's the rule of the game.
1189
01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:03,168
And I have answered
that question truthfully.
1190
01:21:05,540 --> 01:21:07,292
Your turn babe!
1191
01:21:07,460 --> 01:21:10,584
(Music)
1192
01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:26,040
Truth or dare?
1193
01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:32,500
Truth.
1194
01:21:35,584 --> 01:21:39,792
Do you think... a brown-skinned person
1195
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,416
could ever truly be English?
1196
01:21:47,916 --> 01:21:49,040
I pass.
1197
01:21:49,252 --> 01:21:52,040
You can't. Rules of the game.
1198
01:21:55,252 --> 01:21:58,084
Ask me anything else.
1199
01:21:58,876 --> 01:22:01,708
Do you think anyone in this room...
1200
01:22:01,752 --> 01:22:04,708
Could ever truly be Brit?
1201
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:09,500
(Heavy wind)
1202
01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:20,752
Your turn.
1203
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,752
Dare.
1204
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,668
Truth or dare?
1205
01:22:38,668 --> 01:22:39,876
Truth.
1206
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,208
Where is Henry?
1207
01:22:41,252 --> 01:22:42,752
In his house.
1208
01:22:42,876 --> 01:22:44,124
You mean this house?
1209
01:22:44,252 --> 01:22:49,124
That's another question but yes,
in this very house.
1210
01:22:56,332 --> 01:22:57,916
Then why don't I see him?
1211
01:22:58,376 --> 01:23:00,960
That's another-another question!
1212
01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:04,168
Rohit your turn!
1213
01:23:13,832 --> 01:23:16,376
Dare, dare, dare, dare!
1214
01:23:17,752 --> 01:23:19,460
Truth or dare?
1215
01:23:19,876 --> 01:23:21,332
Dare!
1216
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,416
- You sure?
- Absolutely!
1217
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:27,540
Not a coward like you all!
1218
01:23:27,624 --> 01:23:29,208
Sure about it?
1219
01:23:29,252 --> 01:23:31,252
Extremely.
1220
01:23:34,832 --> 01:23:37,832
Kiss your husband!
1221
01:23:40,832 --> 01:23:42,832
(Piano key)
1222
01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:53,460
Oh Mr. Husband. Come here!
1223
01:23:53,832 --> 01:23:56,500
Come on now...
1224
01:23:56,584 --> 01:23:59,124
- Don't be shy!
- Don't be crazy!
1225
01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:02,124
Why are you being so shy?
Come here!
1226
01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:05,584
- Just one kiss, come! Be a sport.
- Ira, don't talk rubbish!
1227
01:24:05,752 --> 01:24:07,624
Why, why, why? Just a game.
1228
01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:10,332
We just need to do one kiss,
come on.
1229
01:24:10,584 --> 01:24:12,332
Ira - Just don't -
1230
01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,460
Let me kiss you, for a change...
1231
01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:16,040
Ira - Please.
1232
01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:17,916
Come on.
1233
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,168
Ashamed, are we? Hmm?
1234
01:24:22,084 --> 01:24:23,916
- Ashamed, are you to kiss me?
- Ira...
1235
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,376
Ira, what are you doing?
1236
01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,168
Come here!
1237
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,460
Stop!
1238
01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:30,292
- Look here.
- Stop, Ira.
1239
01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:33,252
Ira, what are you doing? Ira!
1240
01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:36,124
- Feeling shy! Come on!
- (Basuki breathes heavily)
1241
01:24:36,252 --> 01:24:37,332
Ira!
1242
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,792
Ira! What the... Just stop this nonsense!
1243
01:24:38,832 --> 01:24:40,252
What the hell!
1244
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:07,540
(Music)
1245
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:13,916
You can't pass!
1246
01:25:20,584 --> 01:25:23,584
(Thunder sound)
1247
01:26:01,292 --> 01:26:04,292
(Rohit chuckles)
1248
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,000
(Ira moans)
1249
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,332
Henry?
1250
01:26:50,416 --> 01:26:52,252
Curzon?
1251
01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:02,208
Oh my God, he is dead.
1252
01:27:06,292 --> 01:27:10,292
This... wasn't part of the plan.
1253
01:27:12,292 --> 01:27:14,292
This is Lord Curzon for real!
1254
01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:16,584
You guys are murderers!
1255
01:27:16,668 --> 01:27:21,000
Shut up and give me a hand,
you half-Brit!
1256
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,040
You too Basuki!
1257
01:27:24,376 --> 01:27:28,124
No, I refuse to be part of
this criminal offence.
1258
01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:30,416
(Rohit scoffs)
1259
01:27:31,168 --> 01:27:33,752
- Are you coming?
- No fucking way, mate!
1260
01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:37,168
Did you say, no fucking way to me?
- Alright, alright, alright!
1261
01:27:37,332 --> 01:27:38,960
I'll help you!
1262
01:27:39,124 --> 01:27:41,040
But I'm not doing it
out of my free will!
1263
01:27:41,084 --> 01:27:43,876
Aw... I don't care. Just help.
1264
01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:48,124
Get his hands! Hurry up!
1265
01:27:48,292 --> 01:27:51,124
(Music)
1266
01:27:51,832 --> 01:27:53,832
Use your fucking strength man!
1267
01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:56,040
Put him down.
1268
01:28:01,668 --> 01:28:03,668
Come on!
1269
01:28:41,376 --> 01:28:45,960
Let me fucking go!
Let me go!
1270
01:28:46,168 --> 01:28:48,168
Let me fucking go!
1271
01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,668
- It's hurting!
- Let it fucking hurt!
1272
01:28:50,752 --> 01:28:52,500
- It's hurting!
- Let it fucking hurt!
1273
01:28:52,584 --> 01:28:54,792
- It's hurting!
- Let it fucking hurt!
1274
01:28:55,208 --> 01:28:56,208
- It's hurt-
- Let it fucking hurt!
1275
01:28:56,624 --> 01:28:58,416
- It's hurting!
- Let it fucking hurt!
1276
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,084
Let it fucking hurt!
1277
01:29:02,832 --> 01:29:07,708
- (Ira curses him in Hindi)
- (Pizza man groans)
1278
01:29:08,752 --> 01:29:12,376
Told you not to fucking touch me.
Didn't I? Didn't I?!
1279
01:29:12,460 --> 01:29:15,332
You bloody half-Brit! Didn't I tell
you not to touch me?
1280
01:29:15,624 --> 01:29:18,208
Why did you touch me then?
1281
01:29:18,376 --> 01:29:20,416
Told you not to fucking touch me.
1282
01:29:20,876 --> 01:29:23,624
Does it hurt? Does it hurt?!
1283
01:29:23,916 --> 01:29:26,332
- Tell me does it hurt?
- It hurts. It hurts.
1284
01:29:26,584 --> 01:29:29,832
Let it hurt! Let it hurt then!
1285
01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:37,708
(Ira beats him to pulp)
1286
01:31:03,752 --> 01:31:05,752
Dial.
1287
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:09,332
What are you going to say?
1288
01:31:09,708 --> 01:31:12,624
Ira, just... Just come to your senses, okay?
1289
01:31:19,208 --> 01:31:22,208
Tell me - why did you marry me?
1290
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:28,084
Ira you're scaring me...
1291
01:31:35,332 --> 01:31:38,332
You don't like me, right?
1292
01:31:38,376 --> 01:31:40,876
Ira just calm down - Just...
1293
01:31:40,916 --> 01:31:43,916
Just listen to me. Just calm down.
1294
01:31:52,124 --> 01:31:55,124
Tell me, how do I look in this dress?
1295
01:31:55,916 --> 01:31:59,040
Good. Very good!
1296
01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:08,584
- Am I looking good?
- Yes!
1297
01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:12,292
Yes, very pretty.
1298
01:32:12,332 --> 01:32:15,168
- Very pretty?
- Yes, very pretty.
1299
01:32:15,208 --> 01:32:18,208
Ira, listen to me.
1300
01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:21,708
Just, just calm down, okay?
1301
01:32:23,124 --> 01:32:25,792
Then why didn't you kiss me?
1302
01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:28,252
Ira...
1303
01:32:34,708 --> 01:32:37,708
Kiss me!
1304
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:45,916
I said...
1305
01:32:46,792 --> 01:32:48,376
Kiss me!
1306
01:32:48,624 --> 01:32:52,376
(Music)
1307
01:32:54,832 --> 01:32:57,040
Kiss me!
1308
01:34:10,084 --> 01:34:13,084
(Music)
1309
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,916
Is there hot water in the bathroom?
1310
01:34:31,292 --> 01:34:33,000
Hm.
1311
01:35:44,540 --> 01:35:47,708
(Music)
1312
01:37:13,168 --> 01:37:15,332
Sanya,
1313
01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:21,040
give me something to wear.
1314
01:38:10,752 --> 01:38:13,376
Are you done?
1315
01:38:24,832 --> 01:38:27,832
How are you feeling now?
1316
01:38:29,208 --> 01:38:32,208
Everything is a blur.
1317
01:38:34,584 --> 01:38:35,792
I feel like I am flying.
1318
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:38,792
(Rohit chuckles)
1319
01:38:39,416 --> 01:38:42,460
That's how you feel.
The first time.
1320
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:45,540
Light!
1321
01:38:47,624 --> 01:38:50,500
Welcome to the world of light!
1322
01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:54,460
Let's go.
1323
01:38:55,832 --> 01:38:58,208
I feel suffocated here.
1324
01:39:16,376 --> 01:39:19,040
What happened now?
1325
01:39:19,624 --> 01:39:22,540
You guys go ahead, I am coming.
1326
01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:28,040
Hi! This is an emergency,
my house is under attack!
1327
01:39:28,376 --> 01:39:33,752
There are intruders!
They look Indian or maybe Pakis!
1328
01:39:34,376 --> 01:39:36,252
Oh, I don't know! Bloody brownies!
1329
01:39:36,332 --> 01:39:38,708
- Sir, what's your name?
- Henry Curzon!
1330
01:39:38,792 --> 01:39:41,292
We are sending officers to your address-
1331
01:39:49,792 --> 01:39:52,752
What a beautiful city, isn't it?
1332
01:39:56,668 --> 01:39:59,708
I am in love with this place.
1333
01:40:01,752 --> 01:40:04,708
I don't want to live anywhere
else in the world!
1334
01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:09,540
Everything feels like a dream.
1335
01:40:14,332 --> 01:40:19,792
These damn Britishers ruled us for
two-hundred years in our own country,
1336
01:40:20,292 --> 01:40:25,084
And they can't give me a VISA
even for two years?
1337
01:40:25,584 --> 01:40:28,376
I'm on a spouse VISA,
1338
01:40:29,252 --> 01:40:32,168
do you think they'll send
me back to Bhatinda?
1339
01:40:33,916 --> 01:40:35,040
I don't want to go!
1340
01:40:35,252 --> 01:40:43,376
(Church bell chimes)
1341
01:40:51,208 --> 01:40:55,124
(Car engine revs)
1342
01:41:18,168 --> 01:41:22,668
(Cuckoo clock chimes)
1343
01:41:26,376 --> 01:41:29,208
(Clock ticks)
1344
01:42:06,584 --> 01:42:11,540
In other news - the issue of squatters
in the UK is escalating enormously.
1345
01:42:11,624 --> 01:42:13,332
In the most recent episode,
1346
01:42:13,376 --> 01:42:18,208
three dead bodies were recovered from
a summer home in the outskirts of London.
1347
01:42:18,252 --> 01:42:21,916
The police are yet to confirm
the identities of the bodies.
1348
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:25,040
And now, to the weather forecast.
90918
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof