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Hello, hello, hello!
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Previously
on Drag Race Espa帽a...
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This week's Maxi Challenge,
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you're going to become stars
of TV shopping.
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Welcome to
The Collector's Drag-store.
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Vampirashian.
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You overshadowed one another.
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When one was up, the other was
down,
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so you have to brave it out
or you sink to the bottom.
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Angelita la Perversa.
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You wanted a character that was
the complete opposite
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and you couldn't take full
advantage
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because you didn't know
when to come in.
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Le Coc贸.
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For me, it was like working with
two
professional actresses.
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Thank you very much.
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Le Coc贸, condragulations,
darling.
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You are the winner of today's
programme.
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Vampirashian, you have the lucky
queen.
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It was me.
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And this means that
La Ni帽a Delantro
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is going to take your place.
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La Ni帽a Delantro.
Shantay, you stay.
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Angelita la Perversa.
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Sashay away.
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Thank you. See you soon.
I love you.
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Ciao.
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I'm even happier than when I won
the challenge.
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The doll has won against
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the priest from the axis of
evil.
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Oh, my God, my lenses.
You read it, please.
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It says: "Thank you, everyone,
for everything.
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"Megui, Coc贸, I love you.
Thank you for everything.
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"Mauri Neymar".
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I don't know what that means.
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I don't know who Neymar is,
I think he's a football player.
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But, hey, maybe she's a really
big fan.
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We love you, Angelita,
you're an artist
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-from your head to your toes.
-Totally.
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And there's nothing perverse
about you.
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I'm really sorry you're not
going
any further.
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And I'm sure that whatever's
happening between you
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will get sorted.
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And Angelita, forever.
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It was a discovery.
I think she's a great person.
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I think she's an awesome artist.
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And in spite of
what some people say,
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she's been a wonderful
companion.
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I'm really sorry she's going.
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Well, Le Coc贸.
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-Seven episodes...
-At last!
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At last, girl!
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I thought it was never coming.
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-Now we've all had one victory.
-I haven't, gorgeous.
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I haven't had a top.
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And I should say that some
have never had a bottom.
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Well, we've solved the mystery
of the queen.
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You're Vampi Queen!
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I have to admit I was expecting
it.
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We were the only two left
who hadn't had the queen.
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Was it clear in your mind
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you were showing your queen
if you went to the Lip Sync?
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I did have some doubts.
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But I knew that as soon as I
could,
I would use it.
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I wanted it to be as late as
possible.
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Against your friend.
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As far as it goes,
I'm glad it was in episode 7.
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You've used it really late.
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I've used it really late and
that
means I've been going well.
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I can breathe freely now because
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if I had used my queen
and on top of that
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the person I did it to
had left the programme,
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I would've felt awful.
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But I think everything turned
out fine.
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Let me tell you something,
Chloe.
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I hate having to admit it.
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But you look gorgeous today.
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Only today?
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Especially today.
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You're Edurne!
-That's because I'm wearing
brown.
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-You're Edurne, girl!
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My heart.
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I'm not Edurne anymore.
I'm Chloe again!
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Some may like it and some may
not,
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but we're in episode 8.
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You can stick it up your ass,
I'm carrying on!
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Just watch me!
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What a great season we're giving
you!
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I don't think you can complain,
fairies of the world!
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Let's get our wigs off
and clean the shit off our
faces.
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We've got 2 kilos of shit.
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We're on the home straight.
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Here, you have to be quick off
the mark!
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The winner of Drag Race Espa帽a
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will receive a year's worth of
products
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from NYX Professional Makeup,
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a crown and a sceptre,
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and 30.000 euros.
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Today, our jury is made up of:
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Ana Locking.
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Javier Calvo.
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And Javier Ambrossi.
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And with our special guest
judge,
Valeria Ros.
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This week on The Collector's
Drag-store...
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Stop showing yourself up,
it's not your programme!
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Come here, our little friend
Angelita has gone.
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-Shall I poke you?
-Go to hell.
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Today, I'm saying nothing!
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It's a new day in the werkroom,
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and today there's a very
relaxed atmosphere.
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I'm so happy today and I'm
really looking forward to
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facing the day.
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Girls, feathers!
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I think these are for you
because you're a bit camp!
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You're saying I'm a feathery
femme
now, are you?
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Megui, we've got some good news
for
you.
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During our time here, we've
realised
that you're not gay.
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You're a fairy!
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You're blessed.
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Megui has something that we call
intermittent campness.
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Sometimes he has it,
sometimes, he doesn't.
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But we've named him official
fairy.
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I have to say,
from the last two weeks,
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what I'm most happy about
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is having got to know
Megui and Le Coc贸 better.
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I really mean it.
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I'm also really happy that
I've got to know Vampi better,
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because I worked with her.
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And I think we have great energy
together.
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Yeah, it's true that Vampi has
been
a revelation.
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I'm really glad I got to know
her
better.
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But I'm not taking my eyes off
her.
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-What's that?
-What's that?
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I see makeup here
and I'm getting a bad feeling.
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Lots of feathers.
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I can't!
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Ouch! I've hurt myself!
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I'm so sick of the siren!
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I hate running!
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I just don't get why they make
travestis run!
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Hello, hello, hello!
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All in orange!
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-That's sexy!
-How are the energy levels?
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-Are you full of energy?
-All charged up!
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Things just got better
because I'm here to remind you
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that the winner
of Drag Race Espa帽a
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will receive a year's supply
of NYX Professional Makeup...
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..a crown and a sceptre...
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Wow!
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..and 30.000 euros!
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Oh, no...
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Are you not cold here today?
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A little bit, right? Yeah?
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It's horrible!
Oh, Pit Crew!
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Four, five...six!
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Well, they must be feeling the
cold.
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My boys, always in their
underpants.
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Guys, I've called you because
we need to have a serious talk.
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The fans of the programme are
totally in shock.
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They say it's all very well
to come out of the closet
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but you don't have to leave
all your clothes inside!
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You must always have, minimum,
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a little cardigan at night
if it gets cool.
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Don't worry, because when
there's
a problem, I have a solution!
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And here we have some
very decent ladies...
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..who are going to help you
in the difficult task
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of not going around in your
underpants all day.
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You have to dress them.
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You already have one Pit Crew
assigned,
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the one who is standing
in front of you.
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The queen who manages to put the
most items of dress on her Pit
Crew
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will win the Mini Challenge.
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You have to put the item on
properly.
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Not just leave it on top.
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When you go to the pile of
clothes,
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you can only pick up one
clothing
item per trip.
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Do you mean we have to run?
Again?!
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You've got two minutes to leave
our boys looking like
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they're going to catch a flight
on a low-cost airline.
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Let's go, V铆ctor!
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Ready, because your time
begins...
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Now!
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Come on, girl!
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What shit is this?
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What's this? I don't like it!
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I'm running there, I'm running
back,
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I'm getting a T-shirt,
I'm giving it to her.
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Whatever's necessary.
I want to win no matter what!
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There are two things in this
world
that I'm terrible at,
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and one is running
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and the other is picking things
up
while I'm running.
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Five, four...
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..three, two, one, time's up!
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-Out!
-Oh, please!
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I was running a race, up and
down,
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not a race, a marathon!
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Right now, we're going to
undress
them...
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I mean, only because we need to
count up.
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Let's start with you.
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You take the items off
and we'll count.
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One!
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Two!
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He looked awful, my poor boy,
and he was so cute when he got
here.
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Nine!
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Ten!
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Stop there, Aitor.
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Fernando, we're going to see
how many items you're wearing.
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One!
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My cute guy's wearing the whole
market stall.
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He could easily be a nephew of
Killer Queen.
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Ten, too!
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Let's have a look, La Ni帽a
Delantro
how many you've put on.
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One!
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Two!
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-That...
-It was tied on!
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-That one doesn't count!
-He undid the bra.
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I tied it on and I wasted
seconds
tying that bra on.
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Nine!
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Very good, nine items.
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Let's see how many items Le Coc贸
managed.
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One.
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Two.
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Somehow, I don't think I'm going
to
win this challenge.
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I'm better at undressing than
dressing.
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Le Coc贸, seven items.
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Megui, let's see how many
items V铆ctor has.
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One.
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Two.
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Three.
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Eight.
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14!
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Keep going!
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15!
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16!
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Go to hell, Megui!
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16 items of clothing!
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Let's see, Vampirashian,
how many you've managed.
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One.
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And a hat, and another hat,
and another hat.
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If Ana Locking were here,
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I'm sure she'd find
some wonderful meaning
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comparing it with fashion and
art.
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11!
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11!
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It's very clear!
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Megui Yeillow, you are the
winner of
the Mini Challenge.
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At last, I've won something!
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Who'd have believed it that I
would
win putting clothes on someone!
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I'm the one who takes the
clothes
off! Oh, my God!
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You have won a selection of
products
by Addicted
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valued at 300 euros.
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Wow!
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-You already have it all!
-All the collection!
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If you want photos of Megui
wearing that underwear,
255
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,480
write to me on Instagram,
and I'll get them for you.
256
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,560
For a modest price, I'll let
you know in a private message.
257
00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:03,760
Get your glad rags ready
because it's time for the gala.
258
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,360
Hold on to your knickers, Mary
Fanny!
259
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,920
The Illustrious Royal Academy
of Mary Fanny-ism
260
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:14,360
celebrates its first gala
by presenting the Mary Fanny
Awards.
261
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:18,000
These very special prizes are to
reward your...
262
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,680
..virtues.
263
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:22,040
But I will not be deciding
the prize-winners.
264
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,840
It will be you, Megui,
the winner of the Mini
Challenge.
265
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,520
I'd prefer to win Diva
266
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:31,000
because I'm a main character,
I'm an actress...
267
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,880
That's all I'm saying,
this one for me, why not?
268
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,080
The Delulu prize for being away
with the fairies,
269
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,200
who is it for?
270
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:44,040
-Thank you very much.
-For Mariana Stars, very good.
271
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,280
Now we have the Bad Bitch award
for the biggest troublemaker.
272
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,680
Maybe this one for being
a troublemaker.
273
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:51,920
Me?!
274
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,400
For all the 'bugging' you do.
275
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,200
I've had years of study to be
the biggest son of a bitch.
276
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,280
And now they've given me a prize
for it.
277
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,280
The Tra Tra prize
for the best drag artist.
278
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,400
I love you!
279
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,160
Megui, darling, you're clever!
280
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,640
I love you, smarty! Tra, tra!
281
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,160
The Shut Up For A
Month prize...
282
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,920
Right in La Ni帽a's cheeky face!
283
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,840
Who is it for?
284
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,560
It is what it is,
I'm the most annoying, so what?
285
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,320
And we still have:
Oh, But You're Still Here?
286
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,080
Who should I give this to?
287
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,920
Who should I give this to?
288
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,160
I'm still here and here I'll
stay!
289
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,400
I would have given that to
Chloe.
290
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,400
Obviously, saved, saved, saved.
291
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,440
At least I have a win.
292
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,360
Anyway, whatever,
maybe I'm the most discreet.
293
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,320
The awarding of the trophies
will be tomorrow on the runway.
294
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:48,040
And you'll have to prepare
a decent thank-you speech
295
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,920
in which you slag off
all of your companions.
296
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,640
Those who are eliminated, too.
297
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,800
Wow!
298
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,680
Even the jury, for those who
dare!
299
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,960
By the way, something to say
that's not that important.
300
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:05,120
For the first time in the
history of Drag Race Espa帽a,
301
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,440
the roast will be in front of
a live studio audience.
302
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,400
-What?!
-My time has come!
303
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,120
I couldn't be happier.
304
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,680
Prizes, roast, contestants.
305
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,280
It's blatantly obvious.
306
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,520
Remember, this is an award
ceremony.
307
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:25,680
So if your speech starts to get
boring...
308
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,640
The music will get louder
309
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,960
to make you shut up!
310
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,240
-Really?
-What?!
311
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,640
By the way, Megui,
as winner of the Mini Challenge,
312
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,200
you should choose the order
in which the prizes are handed
out.
313
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,920
OK.
314
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,960
I'll be waiting for you in
a little while on the runway
315
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,960
to go over your speeches.
316
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,960
I will be very nicely
accompanied
by an expert helper
317
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,560
in giving a thrashing:
Valeria Ros.
318
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,480
Wow!
319
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,160
Hello, I'm Valeria "Roast".
320
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:03,280
And whatever you do,
don't invite me to colour in
mandalas
321
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,240
or to do relaxation techniques.
322
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,760
I'm here for the day that we
destroy one another.
323
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,240
Good luck and don't fuck it up.
324
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,880
-Bye!
-Ciao.
325
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,320
Bye!
326
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,360
I was praying that
this moment wouldn't arrive.
327
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:21,800
Because I'm absolutely terrible
at picking on people.
328
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,200
I'm a lady,
I'm very politically correct.
329
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,520
I don't know if I should ask you
what
preferences you have for the order
330
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,960
or just risk it and do it
myself.
331
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,720
Me, in the middle.
332
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,080
Fourth or fifth?
333
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,560
Let's see, or...
334
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,800
There are six of us,
the middle would be three.
335
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,160
Three or four, really.
336
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,080
-I don't mind starting.
-Being the first?
337
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,360
I want second.
338
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,680
I wanted second as well.
339
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,840
-I don't mind opening or
closing.
-OK.
340
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,240
-"Opel, clole."
341
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,160
Are you prepared to open the
show?
342
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,240
I think so.
343
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,120
Let's put Chloe first.
344
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,600
Putting Chloe first seems risky
to me
345
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,400
because opening a show
346
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,440
is kind of difficult.
347
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:16,040
And the feeling I have is that
Chloe
could fail in this challenge.
348
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,440
-You both want to go second.
-Yes.
349
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,120
I'm putting Coc贸 second.
350
00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,360
-Shall I make you third?
-Make La Ni帽a third.
351
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,000
-She wanted in the middle.
Me, fourth.
352
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,280
Thank you.
353
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,640
Mariana has shit herself because
she doesn't want to go on after
Coc贸.
354
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,280
She knows she's going to be
great.
355
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,640
-I'm going to go last.
-Yes.
356
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,600
Because five has a prize,
you like it.
357
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,360
I don't like it much.
358
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,600
But thanks.
359
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,960
That's them all in order, I've
put
them in the order they wanted.
360
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,560
Everyone's happy and I'm last
361
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,480
to add the finishing touch.
362
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,960
-Hello!
-Hello.
363
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,600
Valeria Ros, Megui Yeillow.
364
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,760
-You look lovely.
-Thank you very much.
365
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,680
-I've got a wig like yours.
-Mine's not a wig. It's real.
366
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:59,320
Ah, sorry, sorry!
367
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,760
That was a good roast
to start us off.
368
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,200
Why on earth would you say
369
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,720
that to Valeria Ros to introduce
yourself?
370
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,680
I nominated myself as
the best actress,
371
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,560
the most iconic
and the biggest protagonist.
372
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,160
You don't have a grandmother!
373
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,920
Please tell us why.
374
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,720
Because they say I'm stupid.
375
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,920
I'm here to pick up my prize.
376
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,880
Me and my two brain cells.
377
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,480
Oh, wait, there's a third,
I've woken it up!
378
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,600
There's four of us to pick up
the prize.
379
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,880
Great.
380
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,960
-Do your brain cells have names?
-Yes.
381
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,560
One, Two and Three.
382
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,160
Numbering them seems like fun.
383
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,960
It's like you have minus one
braincell.
384
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,280
I'd like it more in another
language.
385
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,520
OK, I'm going to write it down.
386
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,840
I'm telling them everything
that I've thought of.
387
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,280
They liked it, but they've given
me
some changes
388
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,840
to add to make it funnier.
389
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,600
What a roast has is a premise,
390
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,080
an idea and an ending
which is the surprise.
391
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,720
The idea could be that you're
stupid,
392
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,640
and the ending could be
as if you're really clever.
393
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,960
OK.
394
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,760
Also, you're up last.
So if you're skilful,
395
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,320
you've been able to pick up
what others have been saying.
396
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,800
-That's really important.
-"Pick up" has a C in it.
397
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,280
-Ah, OK.
398
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,120
Besides, don't forget
399
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,240
that you have three minutes.
400
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,200
-Careful.
-OK.
401
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,920
I'm going to gather up
everything
they've said to me,
402
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,480
I'm going to do a summary
403
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,440
and make a good plan
and I'll do what they told me.
404
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,120
Let's see what comes out of
what they told me.
405
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,600
I'm here to receive the Delulu
prize
406
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,240
for being away with the fairies.
407
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,800
Saying it like that,
you've made a good start.
408
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,400
It's nearly a joke already!
409
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,720
And since it's being away
with the fairies,
410
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,800
I'm going to create a world of
fantasy where I'm the best
411
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,240
and I'm thanking my companions.
412
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,840
I also want to laugh at myself a
bit.
413
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,040
Yeah, but you have to slag off
the others.
414
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,120
In the end, it's a roast and
we're
going to evaluate the roast.
415
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:57,000
The whole point of the challenge
is for you to share the crap
around.
416
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,360
-And make us laugh.
-OK.
417
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,800
My main idea was to take the
piss
out of myself.
418
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,560
And right now, all
I can think of is dying.
419
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,480
-What do you think of your
award?
-OK, I...
420
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,720
I think I have a record
over all the programmes
421
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,320
for being saved the most times.
422
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,360
So I thought I would make
a joke about that.
423
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,800
And say something like:
424
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,640
Oh, please, I never thought
I'd get to the point
425
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,160
where I'd win something on this
show.
426
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,120
And to even win
the Tra Tra award,
427
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,800
I was the bottom when I did
Rosal铆a.
428
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,560
I think your presentation is
going to
be too long
429
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,720
for the amount of time you have.
430
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,360
You'd be better with a joke.
431
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,720
If you come in with a joke, even
if
it's visual, it's going to work.
432
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,360
I'm going to tell them some of
the jokes I've written down,
433
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,360
some of them are funnier than
others.
434
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,240
By watching their reactions,
I'll know
435
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,760
what works and what doesn't.
436
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,680
I had this written down:
437
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,480
So far, the only thing I've won
438
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,120
has been a couple of headaches
with
that fucking Delantro
439
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,000
and a couple of STDs with Megui.
440
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,240
-Oh, I like that a bit more.
-That's better.
441
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,200
-OK.
-That's really good.
442
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,480
The good thing about a roast
443
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,280
is that you can come on really
strong.
444
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,040
That makes it funny.
445
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,040
A roast allows you to do that.
446
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,320
So far, my jokes are working,
they're liking them.
447
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:09,040
I need to measure out my energy,
as I was told
448
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,640
a few episodes ago.
449
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,520
I'm going to thread it all
together.
450
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,360
And that's it ready.
451
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,360
Prize for the Bad Bitch.
452
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,960
Up to today, it's going to be
the only challenge
453
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,080
where I'm really me
and I'm not playing a role.
454
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,440
Your companions have very high
expectations for you.
455
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,480
I expect you know that.
456
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,400
I'm hoping to exceed
expectations.
457
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,160
I'm not trying to put pressure
on
you or anything,
458
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,000
nothing further from the truth,
I would never do that,
459
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
you've seen other seasons
460
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,080
and you've seen what's happened
to the people
461
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,240
that we had high expectations of
in the roast.
462
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,880
Yes, totally.
463
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,880
I do a roast every day of my
life,
I love this challenge.
464
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,120
I have to win this challenge,
465
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,440
because if I don't, my friends
will
stop talking to me.
466
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,160
I want to slag them off in order
of
when they left the programme.
467
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,080
But I'm not starting with
who left first,
468
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,720
I'm starting with Porca.
469
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,760
I'll go back to Shani and I'll
act
like I can't remember who she is.
470
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:02,080
I'm here to play dirty and I
feel
like laying into those who left.
471
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,840
I think it's more fun
472
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,440
but I'm not going to leave out
the jury either.
473
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,880
It's a roast, right?
I'm out to get everyone!
474
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,800
Hello, how are you?
475
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,720
I'm the most discreet.
You can tell, right?
476
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,480
-Yes.
-What have you been thinking?
477
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,160
How do you want to approach it?
478
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,160
I'm going to show why I'm
discreet.
479
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,040
Because my companions make
me the most discreet.
480
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,680
They're a circus.
481
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,200
So I thought I would thank them
all
482
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,680
because they've made me the most
discreet.
483
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,840
The idea that you lay into them
484
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,160
from that angle seems good to
me.
485
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,920
-Yes, to me, too.
-OK.
486
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,120
I'm going to try and have a go
at
everyone.
487
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,360
I don't know if I'll have enough
time in two minutes
488
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,440
because a lot of people have
left.
489
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,760
In my shows, I love taking the
piss
out of people, but live.
490
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,720
Get off the stage
and improvise with people.
491
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,320
But you absolutely have to
have the jokes prepared.
492
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,160
I mean, if you're really good
at improv, play with it
493
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,480
-in your favour.
-OK.
494
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,320
You might have a joke
495
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,280
that you can refer back to
what's been happening
beforehand.
496
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,640
There's no doubt about that,
you have to do it.
497
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,720
If you have that skill,
observe, listen,
498
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,360
add some more and finish it off.
499
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,920
I have to take advantage of
everything that's around me.
500
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,320
And the punch line,
when you hear the music,
501
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,560
a joke with a punch line that
has
to be really good.
502
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:17,960
OK.
503
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,440
I need to work out the order
of what I'm going to do again.
504
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,680
So I'm going home with a lot of
work.
505
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680
And I'm shitting it a bit.
506
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,920
But everything's fine
cos at least I'm gorgeous.
507
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,920
-What's your plan for the roast?
-I've written a whole load of
jokes.
508
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,560
For example...
509
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,080
Khristo tried to say
510
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,600
that she felt bad watching her
511
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,760
because she was like...
She's had a stroke.
512
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,880
She's broken her leg.
513
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,560
Her brain stopped working.
514
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,480
And Khristo is lucky because
the Javis go with her.
515
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,600
Wait, I'm going to write it
down.
516
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,920
Stealing ideas, eh?
517
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,160
Oil the axis of evil!
518
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,520
Any ideas for when the music
starts?
519
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,920
Final punch?
520
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,680
-For the end...
-The end of the speech.
521
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,600
As I'm the most annoying and
they
want me to shut up for a month,
522
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,840
I thought I'd get some duct tape
out
and shut myself up.
523
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,800
I think you'd get more out of
keeping it going
524
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,920
-although the music's playing.
-I did think of that, but...
525
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,840
-Just keep going and going.
-Like you don't know what's
going on.
526
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,040
Supremme, you're so good at
that!
527
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,560
Supremme, that's incredible!
528
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,040
You're so good at that!
529
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,960
It was totally spot-on!
530
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,680
A new day in the werkroom.
531
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,720
It's elimination day and I'm a
bit
shit-scared about the roast.
532
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:03,080
I should say that today our
companions come back,
533
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,600
the ones who were eliminated.
534
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,280
Wow!
535
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,960
It's going to be full-on.
536
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,960
I'm really looking forward to
taking
the piss out of them...
537
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,880
But I really don't want to see
their
faces.
538
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,960
Some of them.
539
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,200
Are you worried about there
being an
audience?
540
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,440
-Well, my eyesight's not great.
-I'm the same.
541
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,080
It means we'll get feedback from
someone different from
ourselves.
542
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,680
We all know each other too well.
543
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,800
I already know what joke you
might
make and where it's going.
544
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,080
Having an audience from outside
could be quite cool.
545
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,960
Well, girls, we've got a lot of
work
ahead of us today.
546
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,440
Lots of ironing!
547
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,320
We need to start getting ready
now.
548
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,120
Stretch our skin
and sharpen our tongues.
549
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:43,400
I'm a bit scared.
I think I could be in danger
550
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,920
because last week I was at the
bottom
551
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,480
and I don't have a queen left
and I could have had two.
552
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,560
And then I'd have had two
options.
553
00:24:54,560 --> 00:25:00,160
Last week, we were talking about
venues and stuff...
554
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,440
But we never got to talking
about
how we feel
555
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,880
about people
when we're all dressed up.
556
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,320
I don't know, acts of aggression
or feeling unsafe.
557
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,080
I would say all of us,
558
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,000
at some point,
have been vulnerable.
559
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000
You're all dressed up, they
think
you're some kind of circus monkey,
560
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,480
-some people, you know?
-That's true.
561
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,440
Or they touch your wig
or they touch your body.
562
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,200
I'm working!
563
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,360
I don't go to the baker to buy
bread
and touch the baker's hair.
564
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,920
Don't touch my hair or my ass.
565
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,760
Or don't say to me, "Hey,
gorgeous,
come with me to the bathroom."
566
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,920
Because no.
567
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,440
The audience who come to see us
is
diverse. Some people are magnificent.
568
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,720
But there are some people
who go too far.
569
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,960
I don't know if it's because
they're drunk or they're just
rude.
570
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,200
That shouldn't be considered
normal.
571
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,840
But it's true that it is
becoming
normal
572
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,400
because it happens to us
all the time.
573
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,480
What happened to me once,
574
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,440
I was leaving work with my best
friend,
575
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,880
we were on our way home
and this guy caught up with us.
576
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,680
He started to insult us
and he beat us both up.
577
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,720
Really?
578
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,240
And he shouted:
"Fairies, travestis!"
whatever.
579
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,360
And when he'd finished,
we were on our way
580
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,480
to the police station to report
him
and another group appeared
581
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,400
who had nothing to do with this
guy
582
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,960
and they beat us up again the
same
night about an hour later.
583
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,200
I think it's really hard
and really unfair
584
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,520
that, every day,
we have to face up to...
585
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:31,320
..hate and fear when we go out
in the street.
586
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,840
We're people,
just like everyone else.
587
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:40,160
We reported it, and we were
supported by the police,
588
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,600
because Castell贸n is one
of the few cities
589
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,000
that has a brigade to deal
with LGBT agression.
590
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,760
-Really? That's amazing.
-Yes.
591
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,120
As soon as the police came,
they asked us what pronouns we
used.
592
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,040
We felt quite...
593
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,920
We had a lot of help.
594
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,600
We have a really lovely
profession,
595
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,600
that we enjoy a lot
and that we all value.
596
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,600
The fact that we should feel
afraid
597
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,920
for doing something that
makes us happy
598
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,760
is really painful.
599
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,400
I've had situations
where I've left a nightclub
600
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,880
where I've been performing and
I've been followed.
601
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,600
Whenever I agree to a show,
as part of the deal,
602
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,800
I request money to
go towards transport,
603
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,360
because I think it's important,
604
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,480
that if we have to arrive
already dressed up,
605
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,000
then at least we don't have to
deal
606
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
with anything problematic
on the way to and from there.
607
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,080
Personally, I've noticed,
that a few years ago,
608
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,640
I wouldn't have cared less about
having to return home dressed up
609
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,600
from the nightclub
I'd have been working at.
610
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,240
-But now it's true...
-You've noticed an increase.
611
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,080
Yes. Now I nearly always take
clothes with me to change into
612
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,440
because I'm afraid of where
things are going,
613
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,000
in which society, let's say...
614
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,600
At any moment somebody could
come
and give you a hiding.
615
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,240
It's so weird, because while
things should be advancing,
616
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,480
suddenly things don't seem to
be moving forward.
617
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,680
-Society is getting worse and
worse.
618
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,320
And with political parties
that seem to only
619
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,280
give more credence to what
this type of scum says,
620
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,160
well, clearly, things are more
and
more uncertain, and it's quite scary.
621
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,960
That's why, at the end of the
day,
it's all about education.
622
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,120
Absolutely.
623
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,200
That they understand, or don't
understand us in a negative way.
624
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,120
Welcome to the main stage
of "Drag Race Espa帽a".
625
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,600
Do things smell
a little burnt to anyone?
626
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,720
Maybe barbecue?
627
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,320
It seems to me that the queens
are preparing a delicious
628
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,760
roast.
629
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,920
Or, as I prefer to call it,
630
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,920
a delicious COOK-out!
631
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,200
How delicious is language!
632
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,640
-Javier Ambrossi.
-Yes, Supremme.
633
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,840
Do you also like to be COOKED
out?
634
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,640
I like to be done on both sides.
635
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,680
With everything.
636
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,120
OK, OK.
637
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,680
Ana Locking,
it's important that you tell us
638
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,360
what you should always take
to an awards ceremony.
639
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,120
Well, you should always
take a nice leg
640
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,640
and a nice breast.
641
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,400
Javier Calvo.
642
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,280
What should you never forget
in a thank you speech?
643
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,440
Well, I started my speech by
saying, "I'm gay."
644
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,160
And this one, here, said,
"You don't say, gorgeous.
645
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,640
"We hadn't realised".
646
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,880
It went viral.
647
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,560
So I think you need
to tell the truth,
648
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,760
appreciation,
little bit of vindication.
649
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,040
-Very good.
-Very good.
650
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,480
President, bravo.
651
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,840
Who I am certainly appreciative
of,
652
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,400
amongst everyone here today,
653
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,880
is our special guest judge,
Valeria Ros.
654
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,360
-Woo!
-So exciting!
655
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,840
I'm super happy to be here.
656
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,280
I was thinking to myself,
there's no Basque drag.
657
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,680
If you're up for the next one.
658
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,800
You don't need to tell me twice.
659
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,480
If you set up "Drag Race
Euskadi",
660
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,000
I'll follow you every step of
the
way, as long as I'm presenter.
661
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,560
Of course.
662
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,440
Today, we're dressed to kill for
the first edition of
663
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,640
the "Mary Fanny Awards".
664
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,960
-Come on!
-And not just us.
665
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,880
Our queens will receive their
awards
666
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,600
in front of a very special
audience
667
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,000
and on the catwalk.
668
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,040
The category is
"Headdressed but not
Headwrecked".
669
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,560
Racers, start your engines,
670
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,320
and may the best drag queen win.
671
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,080
Ole!
672
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,120
Welcome to the first edition
of the "Mary Fanny Awards".
673
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,360
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
674
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,960
would like to present the
"Tra Tra" award
675
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,560
to the best dressed TRA-vesty
676
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,720
for looks such as "Dressed in
Bread",
677
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,720
"the Abandoned Bride",
or "the Over Hand"
678
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,560
to Chloe Vittu.
679
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,240
Thank you so much!
680
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,880
This is like an Ann Summers
party!
681
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,840
Anyway, I'm delighted to receive
the "Tra Tra" award...
682
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,720
TRA TRA
BEST TRA-VESTY
683
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,160
..because the only thing I've
received so far in this
competition
684
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,680
are headaches,
685
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,280
thanks to bloody Delantro,
686
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,600
or some STI that I got
from my friend, Megui.
687
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,680
But anyway, first of all I'd
like
to thank all the ex-contestants,
688
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,960
who have come here today to
support us.
689
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,400
Any of these travestis,
and Angelita,
690
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,240
could easily have won this
award.
691
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,280
Any of them could easily
have won this award.
692
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,520
It's true that Angelita
is more suited
693
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,400
to the award for self-criticism.
694
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,880
That was quite
a well-structured joke.
695
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,000
She could even have
written it herself.
696
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,160
I'd also like to say thank you
to my sister, Dita Dubois.
697
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,920
I have to say, if your career as
a
travesti does not work out,
698
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,800
you can always be a comedian.
699
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,680
Here's an example.
700
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,240
You have a striking resemblance
to the Morancos.
701
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,320
One and the same. Here you go.
702
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,960
I think it's working,
people are laughing.
703
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,120
OK.
704
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,120
Let's move on to Porca.
705
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,960
She is very mysterious, isn't
she?
706
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,880
Under that visage she hides
many faces,
707
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,640
just as she seems to be
hiding her many talents.
708
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,600
Maybe they're so hidden,
that's why we never get to see
them.
709
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,800
But I must say, if you call her
and ask you to clean your house,
710
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,880
she'll leave it spick and span,
711
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,920
because she sucks things up
like no other.
712
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,880
-I like that.
713
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,520
-But, anyway, I'm going to move
on to the Javis.
714
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,280
If it's one thing they've taught
me,
715
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,880
is to accept myself as a
homosexual.
716
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,320
I mean, the Javis are so, so
gay,
717
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,840
they're capable of mistaking
a bullring full of bulls
718
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,280
for a herd of cows
while looking for milk.
719
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,480
They're so gay,
that when they go to a bakery
720
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,200
they don't ask for a sweet bun,
721
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,680
they ask for a sweet BUM!
722
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,440
And, Ana Locking, last but not
least, I have a question for
you.
723
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,080
How do you do the CAT scan?
724
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,280
-It looks amazing.
-I'll show you later on.
725
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,920
Thank you so much.
I've had a really BOOB time!
726
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,760
At least she put something
structured
together. It was about time.
727
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,320
Bitch!
728
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,360
Here's me thinking she
was going to mess up,
729
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,160
but she was incredible.
730
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,800
What can I do now?
731
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,840
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
732
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,960
presents the "Bad Bitch" award,
733
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,960
for being a girl of culture,
734
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,120
who always has her foot in the
door of a library,
735
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,680
Le Coc贸.
736
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,520
Ay!
737
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,360
Thank you so much.
I've had a long career...
738
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,120
BAD BITCH
BIGGEST TROUBLEMAKER
739
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,920
..being the bitchiest, dirtiest,
whoringist, craziest,
740
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,320
and the time has finally come
741
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,040
for the world to see why I have
received this award.
742
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,200
I'd just like to say:
hello, hello, girls!
743
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,520
To all my fellow contestants.
744
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,400
I'm going to start in the order
in which they left.
745
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,240
Porca Theclubkid, first of
all...
746
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,000
Ay, sorry!
747
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,680
Shani, my dear.
748
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,920
Anyone who appeared on
Meet the Queens
749
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,000
doesn't deserve any criticism.
750
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,600
But I must say, from far away,
your face is familiar.
751
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,520
Turn to the side. Bitch!
752
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,520
You look exactly like the
native American
753
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,080
on the bottle of Cacique rum.
754
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,440
I'm not going to accept that.
755
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,320
Just a moment, just a moment.
756
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,480
Let's continue. The third person
to leave was Dita Dubois.
757
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,160
She doesn't need any award,
there's a
monument to her already in Tenerife,
758
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,120
the Teide,
they share the same diameter.
759
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,200
Let's continue dishing out the
goods.
760
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,440
The next one out was Kelly
Passa?
Kelly.
761
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,320
I could talk about your time on
the show,
762
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,880
but I prefer to block out
trauma.
763
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,280
Bitch.
764
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,760
Next up, but no less important.
765
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,080
Khristo,
766
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,600
for you I exist-o.
767
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,160
Just like home delivery drug
dealers
exist for you,
768
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,160
the porters of saunas,
769
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,880
those who grow marihuana,
because, at the moment,
770
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,280
they're all on the welfare
because
you're locked in here with us.
771
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,640
Literally, THE Troublemaker.
772
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,040
What a bitch!
773
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,680
Angelita, Alexa is no longer
Alexa,
es Angelita.
774
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,120
Because no matter what
stupid thing she says,
775
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,960
she always responds with
something even more stupid.
776
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,880
And last, but most certainly
the least, Valeria Ros.
777
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,200
When I went to see who you were,
I found the same answer
778
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,040
that I did when I saw Vampi on
"Drag Race": an empty space.
779
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,960
-Ana Locking. Girl!
-Girl!
780
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,760
A piece of advice -
Kleenex and a psychologist.
781
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,000
And to my dear Javis,
to be a real bitch,
782
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,840
you have give it when it hurts
the
most: indifference.
783
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,960
Goodnight and let the party
continue!
784
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,640
Not that way, eh?
785
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,600
And remember this...
786
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,360
..the real bitch is me.
787
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,160
I think they knew I was crazy,
788
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,360
but they had no idea how much.
789
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,720
I left no prisoners.
790
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:37,200
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
791
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,200
presents the
"Shut up for a Month" award
792
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,520
to the most annoying queen,
793
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,160
for her high-pitched voice,
for her "intense power",
794
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,520
and her "let's go, loopy lou",
to La Ni帽a Delantro.
795
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,480
Let's go, loopy lou!
796
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,800
Oh, she nearly fell.
797
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,280
-I'm going to smash my face some
day,
I fall so much on this programme.
798
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,800
If that does happen, at least
one of
my dear friends here can lend me...
799
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,680
SHUT UP FOR A MONTH -
THE MOST ANNOYING
800
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,720
..one of the two faces
that each of them have.
801
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,240
I just want to...
802
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,560
It's very special for me
803
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,480
to receive this award in front
of so many important artists,
804
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,920
such as Carmen Farala.
805
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,480
Or Megui, Killer Queen's
stylist.
806
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,160
With the same intelligence
as Sagittaria.
807
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:38,440
It's been so difficult to
get this award.
808
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,280
There was huge competition,
809
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,600
very annoying colleagues,
such as Khristo -
810
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,840
stroke, broken bone,
brain haemorrhage -
811
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,920
she can't stop posing
in fashion magazines,
812
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,080
although, they actually look
more like orthopaedic magazines.
813
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,520
But anyway, as annoying as
you may find me,
814
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,960
today I'm going to calm down.
815
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,680
I'm not going to scream.
816
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,040
In fact, I'd like to quote a
great
friend from the programme, Angelita,
817
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,680
I'm not speaking today.
818
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,320
Which means I'm going to
interrupt
you non-stop, Javis.
819
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,720
You wish, you wish.
820
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,120
I'm a little bit nervous
821
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,040
because they're not laughing as
much as they did with Le Coc贸.
822
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,920
But at least the jury
seems to be laughing.
823
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,440
You all deserve this award also.
824
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,680
And I know it's extremely
special for
you to RECEIVE it today.
825
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,040
Well, today and always.
826
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,200
Grindr knows all about it.
827
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,280
Two Javis search for a Messiah.
828
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,280
If you're interested, give us a
call.
829
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,760
And, well, Ana, girl.
830
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,520
This is my second award
on this programme.
831
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,560
I'm becoming more like you.
832
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,800
Only that my awards actually
matter to someone.
833
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,400
The cow!
834
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,200
Thanks to all my fellow
contestants.
835
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,640
If you actually had any talent,
I wouldn't be standing here
today.
836
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,360
Thanks to my mother,
837
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,840
thanks to Ana Locking's nails,
838
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,640
thanks to the driver who
brought me here.
839
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,440
I love you, Supremme!
840
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,240
Thank you, cameras!
841
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,680
Thank you, everyone!
842
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,280
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
843
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,600
Thank you, girls!
844
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,320
Thank you, thank you, audience!
845
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,760
Thank you!
846
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,000
OK, if this is the standard,
847
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,520
I think I'm just going to
get up and leave.
848
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,680
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
849
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,120
presents "the Delulu" Award,
850
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,200
for the script, direction,
851
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:46,120
make-up, and production of the
film she herself edited, to...
852
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,760
..Mariana Stars!
853
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,080
Good evening.
854
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,720
DELULU
BEST MOVIE ABOUT HERSELF
855
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:06,680
I'm sorry, I'm so excited
tonight,
856
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,680
I just don't know what to say.
857
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,120
I'm so happy to receive this
award,
858
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,040
like a right madam,
and in the name of Confucios
859
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,760
father of confusion,
860
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,640
I, like the right madam I am,
shall
take out my cheat sheet tonight.
861
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,600
Oh, my Lord!
862
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,320
I'd like to start by thanking my
fellow contestants,
863
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,360
especially you, Kelly Passa,
864
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,560
for continuing to show me
that drag is an art form,
865
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,400
square being the
form I'm talking about.
866
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,760
I said form, not FRAME.
867
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,760
Congratulations, dear,
at least your trying.
868
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,280
My dear Megui.
869
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,840
I must confess that I think
we should exchange looks.
870
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,920
Either the four seasons
871
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,840
or the four elements
of "Rural Fashion Week".
872
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,160
My dear Angelita la Perversa.
873
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,400
Thank you so much for being a
beacon of inspiration
874
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,880
on how to NOT do things.
875
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,760
And my dear Vampi,
tonight you are radiant, dear.
876
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,880
I mean, even as a boy,
you don't fall short,
877
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,800
like your talent does.
878
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,720
Mariana, love, it's not going
well.
879
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,920
And I can't go without
thanking my dear Javis
880
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,400
for showing me in the last
episode
881
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,800
that all it takes is one minute
on
a mattress with you to save me.
882
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,280
And to all my fellow
contestants,
for voting for me for this award,
883
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,320
to the film I made,
884
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,320
that of a "Star is Born",
885
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,400
in contrast to the other one
produced called
886
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,200
"The Return of the Witches".
887
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,680
Thank you so much!
888
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Nobody is laughing.
889
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,080
They're just staring at me
with poker faces.
890
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:05,000
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ness"
891
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,520
presents the award
"Ah, But You're Still Here?"
892
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,840
To whom?
893
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,120
-But is she still here?
-Yes.
894
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,400
Vampirashian. Sorry.
895
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,800
Sorry, eh?
896
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,240
The faces on the ex-contestants
is something else.
897
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:32,080
I hope the jury sees that
because it's been quite awkward
898
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,960
doing the roast in front of
them.
899
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,640
Good evening, I'm Vampirashian,
900
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,200
AH, YOU'RE STILL HERE -
THE MOST DISCREET
901
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,600
..half vampire, half...
902
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,720
..queen.
903
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:46,120
I really am excited to receive
an award tonight.
904
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:49,040
I suppose that at this stage
of the competition,
905
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,400
my friend, Chloe,
you must also be excited.
906
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,920
Give her something,
she hasn't got anything.
907
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,280
I mean, she'll believe anything.
908
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,240
Because, look, they gave her the
prize for best TRA-vesty,
909
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,000
and she believed it.
910
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,800
I'd like to thank all my fellow
contestants,
911
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,280
because without them,
I couldn't be the most discreet.
912
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,720
I suppose, first of all,
I should thank
913
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,720
-a Megui Yeillow.
-Why?
914
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:21,400
-Because I wouldn't be able to
get
away with something so special
915
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,080
as her look that's so rural.
916
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:28,040
But anyway, in all honesty,
it wasn't as bad as
917
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,800
that which is Le Coc贸.
918
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,480
In spite of that,
919
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,640
she would be the only one to
call for
help if she had to hide a body...
920
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,240
Yes, that's right.
921
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,480
Her own.
922
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,880
Vampi's very funny,
I love the dress she's wearing,
923
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,560
but the roast...
924
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,880
Well...
925
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,760
You're a long way
from being the best.
926
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,520
Miss Khristo, my dear.
927
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,160
I always buy Vogue,
and I haven't seen you in any.
928
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,280
Oh, now that I think of it,
they could have given this award
to
929
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,160
Shani LaSanta!
930
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,560
That's her.
931
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,600
And to the jury,
just to say thank you
932
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,120
for always giving us such
positive feedback.
933
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,800
I never thought I would be so
close
to winning a dance challenge.
934
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,360
I can now say I that I
move just like Madonna...
935
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,040
..on her last tour!
936
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,720
Thank you, thank you!
937
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,000
I think I'm living dangerously.
938
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,520
I did enjoy myself,
but La Ni帽a Delantro,
939
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,280
Chloe and Le Coc贸
weren't playing by the rules.
940
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,360
The distinguished
"Royal Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
941
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,520
presents the "She-She" award...
942
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,160
..for taking on the lead role,
943
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,120
even in storylines that had
nothing to do with her,
944
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,880
to Megui Yeillow.
945
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,360
It's me! Oh, my God!
946
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,120
Forgive me but I need to
take off my gloves, if I don't,
947
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,320
I won't be able to speak.
948
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,000
SHE-SHE
BEST ACTRESS -MOST COMICAL...
949
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,080
Good evening
to everyone here tonight,
950
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,200
past or future, I'm
extremely nervous, really
nervous.
951
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,760
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
952
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,400
Because, OK,
first I'd like to thank...
953
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,400
..thank the academy...
954
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,440
To "the Royal Spanish Academy
of Language", no,
955
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,440
..to "the Academy of Mary
Fanny-ism"
956
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,040
for presenting me with this
award
for best actress
957
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,040
and for appreciating my goods,
OK?
958
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,200
I'd like to start... Because
I'm seeing so many pretty faces,
959
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,480
so many people that I know.
And...
960
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,720
And Shani?
961
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,760
The last thing I remember from
her
was her black eyebrow pencil...
962
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,840
..which predicted your future
in this competition.
963
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,680
Dear God, none of you are
laughing.
964
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,600
I'd also like to say to Kelly...
965
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,160
I'm going to move,
cos I'm really nervous here.
966
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,040
Kelly, you look gorgeous,
incredible.
967
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,880
Oh, can you here me?
I stepped away from the mic.
968
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,320
Yes, yes.
969
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,040
I want to say to Chloe...
970
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,880
I'm so nervous all over the
place.
All over the place.
971
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,960
I have to say
I didn't come here alone.
972
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,080
I came with my two neurons,
one and two.
973
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,360
I call number one "Una"
and number two, "Dos",
974
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,120
or "Un" or "Deux", depending
on the country we're in.
975
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,320
One... The first ones
deals with irony,
976
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,040
and the second deals with good
taste,
977
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,120
and they come and go
whenever they like.
978
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,640
You know?
979
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,040
Very good!
980
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,120
Why are you looking at me?
What's up?
981
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,440
隆Ah!
982
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,600
What have I told you, Uno?
What did I say about my eye?
983
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,360
That you leave my eye alone.
984
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,200
-The worst thing is
I'm laughing a lot,
985
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,120
but at the same times
it's very awkward.
986
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,720
And I'm suffering for her.
987
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,920
I feel a lot of affection for
her,
poor thing.
988
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,840
Can someone take the mic off
her,
please?
989
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,240
Well, now, yes, no, Supremme.
990
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:56,360
Thank you so much for believing
in
me from the first day you saw me.
991
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,880
Do you remember when we were
stuck
in that lift together in Paris?
992
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,160
Ah, no, that wasn't me.
Sorry, that wasn't me.
993
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,800
Sorry.
994
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,680
Ana Locking, thank you so much.
995
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,760
I put on this wig to see if
any of you would rub off on
me...
996
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,880
The face of that cow, Le Coc贸.
997
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,760
Although I don't know why,
cos I'm a real hypochondriac.
998
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,680
So I'm not sure if that would
work or not.
999
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,280
-No.
-None of you found that joke
funny.
1000
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,600
I'll change the next one.
1001
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,440
Just one piece of advice for all
the actresses in the world,
1002
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,080
that they believe in themselves.
1003
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,720
You need to cut me off?
I'll skip the next one.
1004
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,840
I just want to say one more
thing,
without "expanding" further,
1005
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,720
that's why we have the Javis,
let me say one more thing.
1006
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:39,440
You have to be clever to know
how
to play the foo...
1007
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,600
No, you have to be a fool...
1008
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,360
Ah, anyway, you know what I
mean.
1009
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,680
Thank you very much!
1010
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,440
I feel like when you go to the
toilet
1011
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,840
and you let go of everything
you've been holding.
1012
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,520
That's how I feel.
One thing less now.
1013
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,280
And there we have the first
edition of the "Mary Fanny
Awards"!
1014
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,760
Until next time!
1015
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,160
I loved that, I won't come
again.
1016
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,040
The category is...
1017
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,840
"Headdressed but not
Headwrecked".
1018
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,320
Chloe Vittu.
1019
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,560
Today on the catwalk
I'm wearing an outfit inspired
1020
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,760
by a dress designed
by Thierry Mugler.
1021
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,760
I'm wearing a blazer with
an incredible waist.
1022
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,760
A really tight-fitting skirt,
1023
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,280
and very short too,
showing the best of Vittu.
1024
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,800
"Latex" Antonia.
1025
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,720
-隆Oh!
-Indigo patent.
1026
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,560
And just when you least expect
it,
1027
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:41,960
my dress begins to inflate.
What do you think about that?
1028
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,200
The "PRICK-tease"!
1029
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,040
A crested headpiece
that inflates and inflates
1030
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,200
and reaches the ground
with that long tail.
1031
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,600
I look like a porcupine.
1032
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,480
Vampirashian.
1033
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,280
On the catwalk today,
1034
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,840
I pay homage, first of all,
to Marlene Dietricht,
1035
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,480
one of the greats from
the Golden Age of Hollywood,
1036
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,560
but also to the designer,
Schiaparelli,
1037
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,240
and in the headpiece, a lobster.
1038
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,680
Nothing can stop her,
she's wearing a lobster.
1039
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,880
I've cut the sleeves according
to the genre.
1040
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:17,760
I could easily be drinking a
cocktail
1041
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,040
in 1936 in Los Angeles.
1042
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,680
Am I able to move? No.
1043
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,520
But I look spectacular!
1044
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,280
Victor or Victoria.
1045
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,240
Another Victoria for the
collective.
1046
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,600
Mariana Stars.
1047
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:41,800
This week I bring you an
extraordinary headpiece
1048
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,680
with many, many stars!
1049
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,960
And then, suddenly, bang!
1050
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,760
I give you thousands of little
laser-cut mirrors which dominate
this
1051
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,600
incredible silhouette,
1052
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,320
like a comet flying through
space.
1053
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,560
-Star of the Sea, girls.
-Free GPS.
1054
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,040
I've literally never been a
constellation of stars
1055
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,720
like I am today.
1056
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:08,280
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the greatest...?
1057
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:09,880
The greatest what?
1058
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,080
Bitch!
1059
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,920
Megui Yeillow.
1060
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,120
On the catwalk today,
I'm wearing an incredible look
1061
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,880
with a houndstooth suit,
like an imitation Chanel,
1062
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,800
an enormous picture hat with a
1.5 metre diameter.
1063
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,920
Good strategy,
I'm going to go jump in a bin
1064
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,960
to see if I can get
a cinched-in waistline.
1065
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,320
It's inspired "My Fair Lady"
1066
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,960
and a little bit by
"Breakfast at Tiffany's".
1067
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,720
I'm gorgeous, divine,
radiant, elegant.
1068
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,360
I put everything on,
because I'm a headpiece shop.
1069
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,800
Do you want a headpiece?
Well, I've got 20 on my head.
1070
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:50,360
How many picture hats do you
have?
One, two.
1071
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,000
La Ni帽a Delantro.
1072
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:02,840
Today, on the catwalk, I am
literally
headdressed AND headwrecked
1073
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,800
because I represent
anxiety and depression
1074
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,800
and I'm wearing a look that
represents a straitjacket.
1075
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,800
It's to remember the darkest
moments in my life
1076
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,040
and I wear it with great pride,
1077
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,960
and now I am, well, happy.
1078
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,480
Es Cuca Gamarra, the Claw.
1079
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,480
And the number
I'm showing on my hands
1080
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,240
is 024,
1081
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:32,200
which is the number to call for
suicide prevention,
1082
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:34,520
and it's active 24 hours a day.
1083
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,280
Le Coc贸.
1084
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,440
Today on the catwalk,
1085
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,320
I'm wearing the Titanic split in
two
1086
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,440
and my outfit is a
reinterpretation
of what Rose wore in the film.
1087
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,680
It's also inspired
by Dolce & Gabbana.
1088
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,440
It's been 84 years.
1089
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,280
-She's wearing the necklace.
-She won't let go of the
necklace.
1090
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,080
She won't throw it,
she won't throw it.
1091
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,200
It's like carrying
a dead body on my head.
1092
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,320
I'm extremely uncomfortable,
but I feel gorgeous.
1093
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,520
I think they're freaking out
over my headpiece
1094
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,080
because it's enormous and it's
love.
1095
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,600
This is a "Headdressed but
not Headwrecked" catwalk, right?
1096
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,680
I'm wearing the headdress but
you won't see me SHIP-wrecked.
1097
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,640
travestis and children
first.
1098
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,560
Queens, thank you all
1099
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,400
and congratulations on your
awards.
1100
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,280
Tonight, none of you are safe.
1101
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,640
We're now going to listen to
what the jury has to say.
1102
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,280
Let's start with Chloe Vittu.
1103
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,800
Chloe.
1104
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,000
Chloe, love...
1105
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,800
-I'm super proud of you.
-Thank you.
1106
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,960
Because you have taken on board
1107
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,760
what we've been saying to you
throughout the competition,
1108
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,520
which is to channel
and direct your energy,
1109
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,200
in this case, by taking knives
to
your fellow contestants.
1110
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,480
Your jokes were wonderful.
You shone brightly, my dear.
1111
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,960
And this look is incredible.
Congratulations.
1112
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,560
Thank you, honestly.
1113
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,680
Not only did you start the
roast,
1114
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,000
but you were monitoring
everything.
1115
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,880
Body, voice, jokes, the
connection
between your co-stars,
1116
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,280
your ex co-stars, us, the
audience.
1117
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,720
-It was magic to see.
-Thank you.
1118
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:26,080
Well, we've really enjoyed this
incredible catwalk.
1119
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,240
Parts of the tailoring,
very Mugler-esque,
1120
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,280
since Mugler is a lot about
showmanship.
1121
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,640
And suddenly, this disappears
1122
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:37,640
and instead here's this "pop
air"
which surprised us all.
1123
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,920
I love it because you take a
chance on every catwalk.
1124
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,640
This is very much appreciated.
1125
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,760
And today it was ovah.
1126
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,160
-Ovah, ovah.
-Oh, thanks so much!
1127
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,120
I'm in love.
1128
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,280
We gave you feedback,
you already came with great
premise,
1129
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,080
which you've included,
all the advice we gave you,
1130
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,600
-you've included that too, very
cool.
-Thanks a lot.
1131
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,800
-Congrats on this roast.
-Let's go to Vampirashian.
1132
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,240
You have a natural thing really
built in to your character,
1133
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:08,400
you come out and just take on
the whole stage.
1134
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,520
But I think, with this
challenge,
there was content missing.
1135
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,880
It seemed to me
that you started weakly
1136
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,800
and then you've then developed.
1137
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,640
At the start,
I missed you playing
1138
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,880
with the prize that you were
given,
to be discreet.
1139
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,880
You could have made more of it.
1140
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,080
You felt more comfortable
as the roast went on.
1141
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,520
You have improvisation tempo,
1142
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,240
which is extensive,
1143
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:36,080
and as you were starting,
1144
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,680
when you got the hang of it,
it got the better of you.
1145
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,160
But it wasn't a bad roast
either.
1146
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,480
I really love, Vampi, the
faithfulness with which you
work,
1147
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,720
the references in
your catwalk looks.
1148
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:50,240
I see two powerful women here.
1149
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,200
Marlene Dietricht on one side,
1150
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,000
and Elsa Schiaparelli on the
other.
1151
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,040
You've really played with both
things
to pay tribute
1152
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,640
to art, music,
1153
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,560
to cabaret and fashion.
1154
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,040
It's spectacular.
1155
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,600
Thank you very much.
1156
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,040
Mariana Stars.
1157
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:13,360
The character of a Miss is
very colourful for doing a
roast,
1158
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:18,080
because there's nothing better
than
insulting while playing the fool.
1159
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,800
But you haven't taken
full advantage of the character.
1160
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:25,040
Also, since you got the bit
wrong about the four seasons,
1161
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,760
instead of the four elements,
1162
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,040
everything went downhill
with the brakes off,
1163
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,920
until you recovered with the
final joke, which was a good
one,
1164
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,360
on the return of the witches.
1165
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:37,240
I think there were two
critical moments in your roast.
1166
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,760
When you got stuck,
you were at a standstill,
1167
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,840
and there was this awkward
silence,
which you noticed.
1168
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,760
That's what made it hard for you
and you were already suffering.
1169
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,120
You were hoping to run out of
time.
1170
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,400
You actually finished before the
music came on.
1171
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,840
You got the speech out,
1172
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,080
in comedy, it's a bad thing.
1173
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,440
We think that it's an aid that
doesn't work, and it distracts
us.
1174
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,320
I think that's what happened to
you,
1175
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,680
you didn't know whether to focus
on reading
1176
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:09,480
or to just go with it, and
that's where I think you slipped
up.
1177
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,520
Regarding that star moment,
1178
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:16,000
a headdress can say a lot about
itself,
1179
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:20,280
but when it's part of the look,
it becomes meaningful.
1180
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,680
And today you're honouring
yourself,
1181
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:26,280
which I think is a great
and really wonderful.
1182
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,880
-Definitely.
-Thanks very much, Ana.
1183
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,800
Let's talk about Megui Yeillow.
1184
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,720
Megui, it's undeniable
how very comedic you are.
1185
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,240
-But, suddenly, there was chaos.
-Yeah, yeah.
1186
00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:40,320
Well, no doubt. Yeah.
1187
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:43,400
Today it's Megui's world is
upside-down.
1188
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,120
You came with an excellent look
and you've done...
1189
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,640
Your comedy challenge
was far from excellent.
1190
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,760
I'll make a huge mess
with so much on my head.
1191
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,760
But you've organised everything
on your head really well.
1192
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,920
A lot of the time,
it's about structure.
1193
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:00,200
In the roast and also on the
catwalk.
1194
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,400
It's about structure,
organisation,
1195
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,640
the balance of everything.
1196
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,280
Today, they're really well
balanced.
1197
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,640
You've really focused
on the main idea
1198
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,480
of the catwalk, the headdress.
1199
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,840
You have a gift for comedy.
1200
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:18,560
I think you would be a really
great stand-up comic.
1201
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,200
You know how to laugh at
yourself.
1202
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,040
You're so empathetic, gentle
and affectionate.
1203
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,320
And I think that will always
work
for you.
1204
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,360
But in a roast, that's not of
value.
1205
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,800
It's about focussing on
the direct joke, that barb
1206
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,000
for your co-stars, ex co-stars.
1207
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,560
I haven't seen it.
1208
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,840
I think the jokes worked
really well, your own ones.
1209
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,240
But it's also not of value.
1210
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,480
Let's go over to La Ni帽a
Delantro.
1211
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,400
Throughout this competition,
1212
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,720
you've created lots of extreme
characters
1213
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:55,000
and today you've played
La Ni帽a Delantro.
1214
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,880
With her innocence, her manner.
1215
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,760
What happens? You enchant.
1216
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,680
So, the way you deliver jokes
is funny.
1217
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,600
I enjoyed it because I've seen
you.
1218
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,680
You did a really good roast,
which started off amazing.
1219
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,560
And when you related to
ex-competitors
1220
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,520
and with us, you got a little
lost.
1221
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,080
But then you knew how to get it
back later.
1222
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,040
I agree with Javi,
we love seeing you.
1223
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,600
I also think that when you
started
targeting the sector over here,
1224
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,960
the reactions weren't really
shared.
1225
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,720
I think that's difficult.
1226
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:33,320
I get that, with attitudes like
that, it's hard for you,
1227
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:36,560
I mean, now it's my turn to be
setting this on you.
1228
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:40,120
Well done also for bringing a
topic
to the catwalk
1229
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,760
that's so tricky, so
specialised,
1230
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,520
like mental health,
and representing it in this way.
1231
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,920
With this Tim Burton-style
headdress,
1232
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:51,320
it's like all our ghosts get
the better of us
1233
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,120
and make us almost invisible.
1234
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:56,960
Simple, but very effective.
Very good, Ni帽a.
1235
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,720
Now let's go over to Le Coc贸.
1236
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,400
Once again, it's been a night of
outpouring talent,
1237
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,360
control and strength.
1238
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,920
And also of being a
motherfucker,
which you're very good at.
1239
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,760
Thank you.
1240
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:12,040
And if I come on this show,
it's so that a queen comes on
1241
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:16,000
with the Titanic
split in two on her head,
darling.
1242
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,640
Well done, you're a dream.
1243
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,440
This is the perfect example of a
headdress
1244
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,960
not having to fit into the
standards of functionality
1245
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,280
-or beauty or... No.
1246
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,120
You can put whatever you like.
1247
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:34,080
Telling a love story,
the one you're telling us,
1248
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:37,320
only with that, the rest of
the outfit completes it.
1249
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,320
But if I were looking at you
naked,
1250
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,600
you're already telling me a
story
with that.
1251
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,280
Regarding the roast,
I completely agree.
1252
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,520
You were convincing, brash, your
jokes were going for the
jugular.
1253
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,560
One after another.
1254
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,800
You didn't even need breaks
between
them.
1255
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,440
It was, bam, bam, bam, bam.
1256
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,840
We've seen a professional show.
1257
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,840
I have to tell you that the joke
1258
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,120
that I felt most...
1259
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,320
..reflected us was the one about
indifference.
1260
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,960
-Really good.
-Lots of people ought to know.
1261
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,040
Cos don't talk so much about
me, if that's what I like,
1262
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,680
I like bondage more than Porca.
1263
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,480
Thanks very much.
1264
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,240
Le Coc贸, congratulations.
1265
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,200
-I'd say it's a 10 roast.
-Thank you.
1266
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:28,080
I don't know how to roast like
that, being honest with you.
1267
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,360
I think you do it so well.
1268
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,880
Congrats, baby.
1269
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,000
-Thank you.
1270
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,240
Ladies, thank you to all of you.
1271
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,960
And now, I think
you're all realising,
1272
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,320
every day our job gets harder.
1273
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:45,520
And even though you're
Headdressed, but not
Headwrecked,
1274
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,800
today we're asking for your help
1275
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:49,520
and we want to ask you a
question.
1276
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,760
Who do you think should leave
the show and why?
1277
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,200
Let's start with Chloe Vittu.
1278
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:03,600
I don't want to judge any
of my co-stars in that way.
1279
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,240
I'm going to use today's results
as a guide.
1280
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,560
So I would say that Mariana
had the hardest time of it.
1281
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:11,200
Vampirashian.
1282
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,280
I think that, as for the roast,
1283
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,320
the most negative results
were for Megui.
1284
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,520
So I'd say Megui.
1285
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,880
Mariana.
1286
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,000
I think that...
1287
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,120
From the results, Megui.
1288
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,720
Megui Yeillow.
1289
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,680
I'm going to let myself be
carried away by today's
comments,
1290
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:35,240
because anyone could have just
a rubbish day, a trial,
1291
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,440
we're allowed to mess up one
day,
1292
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:41,840
and throughout the competition,
there
are those who've messed up more,
1293
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:43,720
even though they've been saved.
1294
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,480
So I think La Ni帽a.
1295
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,440
La Ni帽a.
1296
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,320
It's not nice saying anyone's
name,
1297
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,280
nor hearing your own, of course.
1298
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,880
And...
1299
01:01:55,880 --> 01:02:00,400
I'm going to use today's results
as a guide.
1300
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,320
So, I'll have to say Megui.
1301
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,920
Le Coc贸.
1302
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:07,520
Following the course of the
show,
1303
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,680
and what we've seen week on
week,
1304
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,560
I would say La Ni帽a.
1305
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,480
Not because she's made mistakes,
1306
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,720
because I don't think she's
done anything badly,
1307
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,000
but because she's the one who's
most often been in the lip sync.
1308
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,640
And I'm going on that, but...
1309
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,360
Because... Yeah.
1310
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:26,840
Thank you, queens.
1311
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,280
The judges and I are going to
deliberate.
1312
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,360
-You can all leave the stage.
-Thank you, ladies.
1313
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,400
It's really hard having
to say the name
1314
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,960
of a co-star knowing all the
work that goes on behind.
1315
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,840
It's like it's something that
you
know is going to happen,
1316
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,840
-but that you're never prepared
for.
-You're never prepared!
1317
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,200
More so now, because I feel
like, this week, we've all been
1318
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,200
totally comfortable and it's
been...
1319
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:05,080
Nobody wants anyone to go.
1320
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,640
I know that the ones who
nominated me
1321
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,320
aren't saying it
because they think it.
1322
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,680
We definitely knew that we came
to
be judged,
1323
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:14,520
but not between us.
1324
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:18,600
I felt bad when I said that
it should be you,
1325
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:20,720
and let me tell you, I'm sorry.
1326
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:24,320
It wasn't down to anything,
just how the programme's evolved
1327
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,160
because you're the one who's
most
often been in the lip sync.
1328
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:28,840
I hope the judges don't care.
1329
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:33,040
Even on the day when I get
really good feedback,
1330
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,600
I've got to take at least
something!
1331
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,400
Just, bloody hell.
1332
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:40,760
Honestly, for me, I haven't let
my
heart take over.
1333
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:42,480
I've grown really fond of you,
Megui.
1334
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,680
I'm really sorry for saying your
name.
1335
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:47,160
-You had to pick one.
-In that situation,
1336
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,360
I chose to go on the results
from today.
1337
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:53,800
It's true that I should've
participated more in the
contest.
1338
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,000
But that's how it went and the
results of it.
1339
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,000
It was you yourself, even, who
took a tumble last week, right?
1340
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,840
-Exactly.
-And for that...
1341
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,760
When you said it, I thought
about it.
1342
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:06,640
So I didn't understand your
justification for the judges.
1343
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,080
I'm annoyed that they chose me
without being deep.
1344
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,800
They just picked me because of
today's rough patch
1345
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,160
and it's not true.
1346
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,680
They've used the fact that I
made
a mistake to then pick me
1347
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:19,440
because they want rid of me
and they don't know how.
1348
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,360
You can't nominate like this
between friends.
1349
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,440
I said your name, Mariana,
and I consider you my sister.
1350
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:28,080
I judged it on today's results.
1351
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,800
And it really pains me to say
your name
1352
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:35,080
because you're an incredible
artist
and you've always done well.
1353
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,240
And I don't want you to go
today.
1354
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,560
I don't want to judge
the previous episodes.
1355
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,880
They've already been judged now.
I'm here so we can judge
today's.
1356
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,160
-My feedback was good!
-You did really well.
1357
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,320
You were really entertaining.
1358
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,800
My number one this week is me!
1359
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,480
And Le Coc贸.
1360
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,560
I knew I was going to love
yours.
1361
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,600
-Don't point at me.
-Cos you're a bitch.
1362
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,560
You've lived up to expectations.
1363
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:02,320
But Chloe really, really
surprised me.
1364
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,160
I'll tell you right here,
in front of everyone,
1365
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:08,640
if I win, whenever I leave
and go to Barcelona,
1366
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,000
I'll take you to dinner on me.
1367
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,080
Oh, yeah! Drinks included.
1368
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,080
-I said "dinner".
-With drinks.
1369
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,920
Could I win another show?
1370
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,240
Could I win two shows in a row?
1371
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,480
I think so!
1372
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,640
Dearest judges,
1373
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,600
we still have one prize left
to give out.
1374
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:30,440
Which of our queens deserves
further recognition?
1375
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:33,200
Let's start with Chloe Vittu.
1376
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,480
Fantastic.
It's wonderful to see how
someone
1377
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,960
incorporates everything that
we are telling them.
1378
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:39,640
This is what we hope for, as
judges,
1379
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,560
when someone puts everything
together and, bam!
1380
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:45,480
There's the star that you've
been seeing all along.
1381
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,280
I really enjoy how she takes her
catwalks
1382
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,480
further than the basics.
1383
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,560
Let's chat about Vampirashian.
1384
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,000
She was confident,
she was assured
1385
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,120
and had the strength
to face the end.
1386
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,680
But she realised that some jokes
didn't land well
1387
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,240
and she didn't win them back
1388
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:06,040
until maybe it was too late.
1389
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,880
But she wore a great look, as
always.
1390
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,600
It's true that Vampi's roast
was basic.
1391
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:15,800
It would also be good for her
that we
know that she didn't do it perfectly.
1392
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:17,160
She needs to work harder.
1393
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,520
Mariana Stars.
1394
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,120
The character of Miss has been
so
internalised
1395
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:24,280
that it has been difficult
for her to get out of it,
1396
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,560
and let herself go, let go
and laugh at herself.
1397
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,520
-We got over that last week.
-Then she's gone backwards,
1398
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,360
in that sense.
1399
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,880
I'm a little surprised.
1400
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,360
Megui Yeillow.
1401
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,800
Megui made the mistake
1402
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:41,720
of not going well prepared
with something
1403
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:45,360
so that, if she got stuck,
she would make a comeback.
1404
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:48,800
Also, she also says she needs
to be more of a cow.
1405
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:52,200
By playing the fool you can
be as much of a cow as you want,
1406
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:55,040
since it's the best way
to insult someone.
1407
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:59,080
Maybe the character who did well
last week, as a pair,
1408
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,320
but by herself,
it didn't work as well
1409
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,400
because she didn't know
how to steer it.
1410
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,240
She didn't have the other person
to give the reply.
1411
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,800
And just her, maybe,
she looked more lost.
1412
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,320
La Ni帽a Delantro.
1413
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,080
La Ni帽a's case is similar to
Chloe's.
1414
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,360
Someone who is taking steps
all the time,
1415
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,480
who is going in the right
direction.
1416
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,520
They're not huge steps,
1417
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:21,240
you can see her interest,
1418
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:25,040
constantly listening for where
she
needs to go, so as to improve...
1419
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:27,880
-With humility as well.
-Yeah, you can see the humility.
1420
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,920
-She also did it pretty well.
-Let's end with Le Coc贸.
1421
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,800
Le Coc贸, what an absolute bitch,
1422
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,160
what structure,
how she organised everything.
1423
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:40,800
She gave the sensation
that everything was spontaneous,
1424
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,280
and that everything was
happening
in the moment.
1425
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,560
As you've all said, she was a
10.
1426
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,760
It was incredible to me when
she also later surprised us all
1427
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,640
with the broken Titanic
on her head.
1428
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:55,360
There's always a moment when
someone becomes untouchable
1429
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:58,160
-and Coc贸 is stepping...
-Quiet!
1430
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,600
Have we made a decision?
1431
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,440
Yes, ma'am.
1432
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,400
Bring me the girls.
1433
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,000
Welcome back, queens.
1434
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,840
The judges and I have
deliberated
and we've made decision.
1435
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:17,560
La Ni帽a Delantro.
1436
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:21,440
Tonight you won the prize of
being the most bitchy.
1437
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,480
And I thought I'd call it
something else.
1438
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,760
The most determined.
1439
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,240
Le Coc贸.
1440
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,880
Your award speech for
the Baddest Bitch
1441
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,680
has fallen short for us tonight.
1442
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:39,920
You've literally left us
all "shipwrecked".
1443
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,400
And you've left us unhinged.
1444
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:44,400
Chloe Vittu.
1445
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:49,240
We were so excited to see you
shine on this stage.
1446
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,600
Thank you.
1447
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:51,880
You can relax
1448
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:55,440
because both you and your
costume
tonight have grown up.
1449
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:58,520
Le Coc贸.
1450
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:02,400
Condragulations, you are the
winner of today's show.
1451
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:07,840
Seriously?!
Winning another show?
1452
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,200
Two shows in a row?
1453
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,560
The Titanic brought me luck
1454
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,720
and making the others jealous
is going well.
1455
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:16,240
You're taking home 2,500 Euros.
1456
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,920
I'm debt free!
Well, actually they're outside.
1457
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:23,000
Thank you so much, and I wanted
to
let you all know, especially,
1458
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,840
I'm really thankful for all
the feedback I'm getting.
1459
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,240
For being here, for seeing me,
and above all,
1460
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,760
for backing me,
as I'm really happy
1461
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,360
to be in this show.
1462
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,080
Since it's prize-giving night,
there's more,
1463
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,520
because Hotel Ritual
Torremolinos...
1464
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:46,640
..is giving you two nights in
the
hotel, room and board, with a spa,
1465
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,840
for you and a guest.
1466
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,440
Spa, spa-re me!
1467
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:55,160
You can go back, not with your
co-stars, though,
1468
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,920
you can go buy yourself.
1469
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,840
Well, she's going accompanied.
That counts as accompanied!
1470
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,000
La Ni帽a Delantro.
1471
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:06,280
Chloe Vittu.
1472
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:10,640
You are safe,
you can join your co-star.
1473
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,800
Thank you.
1474
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,880
Vampirashian.
1475
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:21,960
Your roast was a pass.
1476
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,280
But a pass at this stage of the
show
1477
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:26,000
is no cause for reassurance.
1478
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:28,520
Mariana Stars.
1479
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,560
Tonight, your imagination ran
wild
1480
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:35,760
but didn't generate the applause
that we're used to.
1481
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:39,240
Megui Yeillow.
1482
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:42,320
The other day, a good challenge
saved you with a bad look.
1483
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:45,240
And today, with a wonderful
look,
1484
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,520
it's made us lose you
in the challenge.
1485
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:50,360
Vampirashian.
1486
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,160
You're safe.
1487
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:55,000
You can join your co-stars.
1488
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,520
Thank you. Thanks.
1489
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,040
I love you both.
1490
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,280
Break a leg.
1491
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,680
Megui Yeillow, Mariana Stars.
1492
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:08,240
I'm sorry, girls,
1493
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,360
but you're both up for
elimination.
1494
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,280
Two queens stand before me.
1495
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,400
Tonight you will perform
"Se acab贸", by Mar铆a Jim茅nez.
1496
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,480
This is your last chance
to impress us...
1497
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:30,800
..and save yourselves
from elimination.
1498
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,240
I love Megui with all my heart,
1499
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:39,040
but I'm in a moment of the
competition now
1500
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:41,720
where I can't allow myself to
lose.
1501
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,840
The time has come...
1502
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,480
for you to Lip Sync...
1503
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,760
..For Your Life.
1504
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,760
There's no queens here,
what's done is done.
1505
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,200
Come on, Mariana.
1506
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,120
We're gonna do a proper lip
sync.
1507
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,040
Good luck.
1508
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:00,400
And don't fuck it up.
1509
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,400
Ah!
1510
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,720
Whatever I do to you
1511
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:22,320
You have done to me before
1512
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,840
And what do you want from me
now,
1513
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:34,040
if you don't exist for me?
Ol茅!
1514
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:37,080
I'm still the better person,
1515
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:39,880
because I don't want to hurt
you.
1516
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:43,480
I only know that I don't love
you,
1517
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:48,120
my love has gone with the years.
1518
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,760
Go on, Mariana!
1519
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,400
Because I decided it
and I suffered
1520
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,640
as no one else had ever suffered
1521
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:58,080
and my skin remained empty,
1522
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,360
alone, evicted into oblivion.
1523
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:06,400
And after fighting with death,
I began
1524
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,680
to get a bit better and forget
1525
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,800
all that I loved of you and
now...
1526
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,000
Come on, Megui!
1527
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:18,880
And now my world is different.
1528
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,400
Suddenly, Megui took off her
skirt,
1529
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,720
and she's got some tassels
under there.
1530
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:32,440
And she's dancing flamenco,
giving it her all.
1531
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,760
Don't come to me with lies.
1532
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,760
Suddenly, Mariana is possessed
by
the Spanish spirit,
1533
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,040
she's the most
Spanish Latin-American,
1534
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:42,600
she could be from Seville too!
1535
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,040
SHE'S Mar铆a Jim茅nez!
1536
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:45,520
Either one of them
1537
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,600
could easily be the winner
of this lip sync.
1538
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,160
It's over.
1539
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:51,840
Because I decided it and I
suffered
1540
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:55,000
as no one else had ever
suffered,
and my skin
1541
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:59,680
remained empty,
alone, evicted into oblivion.
1542
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:04,080
And after fighting with death,
I began
1543
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:06,680
to get a bit better and forget
1544
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:11,560
all that I loved of you and
now...
1545
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,680
And now my world is different.
1546
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:22,040
And now my world is different.
1547
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:23,600
Legends!
1548
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,040
Bravo!
1549
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:39,560
Amazing! Bravo!
1550
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,320
Bravo!
1551
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:42,920
Oh!
1552
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:44,080
Bravo!
1553
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,800
Queens.
1554
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,920
Condragulations to you both.
1555
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:53,520
I'll see what the judges have
decided
and I'll tell you immediately.
1556
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:09,760
Mariana Stars.
1557
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,640
Shantay, you stay.
1558
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,720
Congratulations.
1559
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,800
Well done.
1560
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,160
Have a great time.
1561
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,120
Megui Yeillow.
1562
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,680
Profes...
1563
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:47,240
Professionalism has a name.
1564
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:52,080
And we know
it's neither Mag眉i nor Meg眉i.
1565
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,680
It's Megui Yeillow.
1566
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:58,560
Thank you for walking
1567
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,320
this stage every day
1568
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,560
as if it were the Superbowl.
1569
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,200
We'll see you loads
on the other side.
1570
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,000
Thank you so much for your work.
1571
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,000
But now...
1572
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,840
Sashay away.
1573
01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:16,120
I want to thank you, honestly,
1574
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:19,360
for the opportunity that you've
given me, you and the whole
team.
1575
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:21,200
You and the whole team.
1576
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,280
And for having believed in me.
1577
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:26,040
You asked me if I was ready
to be here.
1578
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:29,240
I've had faith since the first
day.
Someone has to go.
1579
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:32,160
It's my turn, but I'm super
happy,
1580
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:36,040
proud of everything I've
done here, and for going for it.
1581
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:37,720
Thank you so much, truly.
1582
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,360
-I love you all!
-My love, you were great.
1583
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,400
-We love you.
-Bitch!
1584
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:47,200
-We love you!
-Yeah, I'm a bitch.
1585
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,480
-Our bitch.
1586
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:53,680
I came here to stay,
having left home,
1587
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:57,520
this body I have
is what my mother gave me.
1588
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,120
-Ol茅!
-I love you!
1589
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:01,960
Gorgeous!
1590
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,680
I was definitely not expecting
to leave today.
1591
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:13,280
But someone has to and
today it was my turn.
1592
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,600
I'm kinda fucked, really.
1593
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:17,640
One step away from the final.
1594
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:21,880
But I'm really, really, really
happy
that I got this far, honestly.
1595
01:17:21,880 --> 01:17:24,800
I came here to show them
who I really am
1596
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,760
and, most importantly,
to shut some other people up.
1597
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:30,200
I've been super insecure all my
life.
1598
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:33,600
I've always doubted myself a
lot,
and here, I've proved to myself
1599
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:36,600
that I fighting through gets me
what I want.
1600
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,200
No one is holding me back.
1601
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:41,440
What I'm taking away from "Drag
Race"
1602
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,920
is all the affection
from all my co-stars
1603
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:47,640
that have been telling me every
day
1604
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:49,480
that they're fond of me.
1605
01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:52,760
I came onto the show by myself,
not knowing anyone...
1606
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,400
..and I've got on great with all
of
them.
1607
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:57,960
Coc贸 has always been there
1608
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,200
to give me a hand whenever
I needed it.
1609
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:08,280
I don't regret anything.
1610
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:10,880
I've put my all into everything
I've done.
1611
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,960
So I can leave with my head
held high,
1612
01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:17,840
And this is a start.
So, from here on out, I'll fly.
1613
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:19,520
Remember...
1614
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:24,400
You have to be really switched
on
to know how to play the fool.
1615
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:31,920
Who cares what I do?
1616
01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,240
Who cares what I say?
1617
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:36,480
That's how I am
and how I'll always be.
1618
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:38,560
And I'll never change!
1619
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:40,280
Play the music!
1620
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:43,920
MUSIC: To The Moon
by RuPaul
1621
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:05,240
Next week on Drag Race Espa帽a...
1622
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,440
I've invited some little people
along
1623
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,360
for this week's Maxi Challenge.
1624
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:12,680
The Makeover Challenge!
1625
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,960
La Otxoa, La Patri...
1626
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:21,000
-Dolly Drag!
-Hello, I'm your great-aunt.
1627
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:26,160
Manel Dalg贸! Sergio Satanassa!
1628
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,040
Hello, darlings!
1629
01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:31,040
For the first time ever on
Drag Race,
1630
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:34,560
you're not going to become
mothers,
you're going to be daughters!
1631
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:37,000
Doing this challenge with her
is a bit intimidating.
1632
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,960
Free yourself!
1633
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,960
Free yourself!
1634
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:45,280
Today, you have met the
challenge
of being your mother's daughter.
1635
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,320
And at the same time,
you've given us fashion.
1636
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:48,720
I have no words.
1637
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:50,840
Your costume seemed simpler
1638
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,280
than what I've seen from the
other
contestants.
1639
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:56,600
It's as if I'm freaked out,
but actually I really am.
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