All language subtitles for Drag Race Espana S04e03 - Aqu+¡ No Hay Quien Diva.en

Hello, hello, hello.

Previously on Drag Race
España...

In this week's Maxi challenge,

The Supremme Eleganza
Talent Extravaganza.

Miss Khristo.

Those voices in your head that
you wanted to fight against

while doing the piece won.

Porca Theclubkid.

This theme wasn't
the right choice for two
minutes.

Megui Yeillow.

Today was the day
to showcase talents

and I think tonight was
a great night for you.

Yours was like a
Super Bowl halftime show.

Condragulations, you're the
winner
of this week's episode.

Wow!

Miss Khristo.
Shantay, you stay.

Porca Theclubkid.
Sashay away.

I am Porca,
an icon of freedom.

I don't have a candle to blow
out,
but you've made my dream come true.

Brava!
Yas queen!

I'm a mess,

because going up against
a friend is tough.

It makes me very sad.

Guys, you are the best thing
that's
happened to me in a long time.

I love you all, Porca.
-Love you too, girl.

It makes me very sad

to not be
in the final with you,

because it's what we deserved,

but they'll see us shine
on more beautiful podiums.

Brava.
-Long live Porca!

Brava, Porca!

Yas!

We've been doing so much
together for so many years,

it really breaks my heart
to not have her here with me,

because she's important to me
and...

I love you.
-Long live Porca!

That Porca!

I...

I've been friends with Porca
for many years

and I'm infinitely happy for
Khristo and she knows it,

but it makes me very sad
that Porca isn't here.

It makes us both sad.
-Totally.

Miss Khristo and I are going
to be closer than ever.

And either she or I
will win this damn show.

For us, and for Porca.

Congrats to both of you.
To the winner of the challenge

and the winner of the lip sync.

Because that was talent...
-It was very close.

It was extremely close.
-So close.

Winning the talent for me is...
They saw years of a professional
career

in two minutes.

It's not about 2,500 euros,
because money gets spent,

it's the words that remain
in our memory.

I'm just gonna say how horrible
it is to be in the bottom.

Who has the Queen?

I'm gonna tell you something.

Tonight I'm sleeping here
and searching all the luggage.

Idiot, my face!

The Queen.

Now we've seen four
who haven't pulled her out.

I think I know who has her.

I sense these things,
I'm very intuitive.

I'm not saying anything
in front of the cameras, you'll
see.

But be prepared.

I can't take it anymore.

What's wrong?
Should I take something off?

Idiot, dummy.

We have to keep going,
this show must go on.

What a bitch!

Let's make trouble,
let's give it our all.

Someone help me with this.
-Alright, one, two...

Let's serve charisma,
uniqueness, nerve and talent.

That's what we came to do.

The winner of Drag Race España
will receive

a year's supply of
NYX Professional Makeup
products,

a crown and scepter,
and 30,000 euros.

Today our judges are
Ana Locking,

Javier Calvo

and Javier Ambrossi.

With extra special guest judge,
Loles León.

We've reached week three.

We are happy, happy, happy.

We're not the Statue of Liberty.

Because only Porca is iconic.

Porky, Porca,
I love you more every day.

Porky, Porky, Porky, Porca.

I love you more every day.

I'm not a flamenco dancer,
but for Porca I will be.

I'm tired of carrying this star
that weighs so much around.

And evil takes human form
in Dita Dubois.

Dita Du...
(PUKING)

The fat one carries on, darling,
because I'm from the Canary
Islands.

And at least I wasn't
the second one to go home.

Tough luck, Vulcano,
I'm still here, honey.

What do you think Supremme
Deluxe
has in store for us?

What's this week's surprise?
-What would you like?

I hope it's music.
-Yes, a musical and singing.

I also feel like singing,
since it's my strength.

What I'd like most
is a muzzle for La Niña,

so she stops screaming.

Good one.

Not even that would
shut La Niña up.

NO! I'M LA NIÑA, NOOO!

When she screams,
I'm like...

And I'm not there, because
she'll be
ear-shattering after a minute.

Don't worry, she won't...
(SCREAMING)

Girls, I think someone's
following me.

Seriously, I think
someone's following me.

What? No one's following me?

Then I must be doing something
wrong.

Remember that you can
follow me whenever you want.

@supremmedeluxe.
Just like it sounds, with a
double M.

What does that mean?
-It must be something about
social media.

Something about social media?
-Hello, hello, hello.

How handsome.
-I want that outfit.

I love it.
-How's it going?

Good.
-Yeah?

Well, if you're good,
now you'll be even better,

because I'm here to remind you
that the winner of Drag Race
España

will receive a year's supply
of NYX Professional Makeup.

Yay!

A crown and a scepter.
-Thank you very much.

And what you all like most of
all...
30,000 euros.

I want cash.
Bills, bills, bills, bills,
bills.

More bills than tits,
just imagine.

Outrageous.

From one to ten,

how much do you miss your
phones?

Ten.
-Zero.

Zero.
-Three.

Three.
-So much.

Well, take advantage of
this time to disconnect,

because annoyance will soon
follow.

It's very difficult
to be on social media

and not get a little
splatter on you.

So to avoid that,
I've brought you protection.

Yay!

Suit up quickly
as best you can.

I'll want pink.
-Alright.

I suppose what we have to do

is make fools of ourselves,
which is what we're good at.

And that's why we're here.
So let's do it.

Much better,
all suited up, gorgeous.

Good, very good.

Because, girls, today's Mini
Challenge
is about social media.

And there, things splash and
splatter.

It's time to open a melon.

Yay!

Oh, Pit Crew.

Oh, sexy!

I love your melons.

These boys must be shipping
something

because I see two big packages.

We didn't dare bring actual
knives,

in case you use them
haphazardly around the Werk
Room.

I would have loved that.

So we're doing this
drag queen style,

with some high heels.

What?
-Pay attention.

The one who's closest
to splitting the melon

into two equal halves
will win the Mini Challenge.

I don't have much
experience with heels,

I'm more about purses.

I split a guy's eyebrow with a
purse,
with the purse strap,

which was made of chains.
So I've got experience.

Maybe I'll do
well with a heel.

Come on, queens,
let's split some melons.

She's all class.

Protect me, this is scary.

She's so rough!

This is how guys
split me in half.

Remember, the halves need to be
as equal as possible.

When I saw
the melon in my hands,

I said: Sharon Stone in Basic
Instinct.

Ice pick.
Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab.

I was also smart,

because I split it
by making a dotted line,

so I just had to stick my
fingers in and... Melon opened.

Remember, they need to
be as equal as possible.

Mine opened up, but...

Three, two, one, stop!

Hands up, hands up!
Drop those melons and hands up.

Gross, right?
-Alright.

Let's see.

That looks pretty good.

I think my melon's the winner.

Mine's like this,
split nicely in half,

the rest are a mess, really.

It's clear to me

the winner of the Mini Challenge
is

Angelita La Perversa.

2,500 euros!

No, the Mini Challenge.

Aww.

But you get a prize.
You've won all these melons.

Yay! Here, darling!
-Here girl, melons.

Here.

What's next now
that I've won this one?

Because something always happens
to the winner of the Mini
Challenge

and I'm nervous.

Do you know what you all
can definitely become

all of you while you're here?

Into memes, memes.

And a show that's also
a goldmine for memes

which we'll pay tribute to
in this week's Maxi Challenge
is...

Aquí no hay quien diva.

♪ Aquí, aquí,
aquí no hay quien diva ♪

♪ Aquí no, aquí no. ♪

♪ Aquí no hay quien viva ♪

The actress inside me
is coming out!

Angelita La Perversa, as the
winner of the Mini Challenge,

you will be in charge of
assigning roles.

Angelita always has to be
at the center of it all.

She's fantastic
and she's like Thursdays,

always in the middle.
It's great, wonderful.

I hope she gives me
the role I want.

You better be up to the task,
because tomorrow we'll also have

our special guest judge,
Loles León.

Yay!
-Oh my god!

Hello, I'm Loles León.

And I'm here for the SUF runway,

Supremme Urban Fashion.

It's all very me.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

Come on!

And put a stitch in it.

We're so fucking lucky, we're
gonna
meet Paloma Cuesta in person.

I mean Loles León.
A piece of Spanish herstory.

I love her, I love her,
I love her, I love her.

Well, well.

Faces.

Our faces right now,

come on.
-Isn't she super pretty today?

This girl always looks so cute.
-Oh, my love.

Hey, I've got question.
Are you going to be Angelita or
La Perversa?

Well, I've been reading the
roles

and the descriptions are very
similar to our personalities.

I'm going to try to be
as impartial and fair as
possible

with all my sisters.

I'm going to exercise
some graciousness

with you all.
-What's graciousness?

A word you can't spell.

And I'm going to give you all
roles that suit you.

Understood?
-Oh.

Could I have been a real bitch?

I could have,
but it doesn't come naturally to
me.

Fucking Perversa is going
to assign roles.

Let's see who I get.

So, Dita,
which character do you want?

Personally, I think
the best one for me

is Paloca.
-Why?

Because I think
the description fits Dita
Dubois.

She's dramatic, I'm a bossy
queen,
I call things as I see them,

I always have problems with
everyone, loud and clear,

I'm gonna end up alone
surrounded by cats,
but I have a daughter to adopt.

Paloca has a lot of lines.

I know.

If you make me look bad,
I'll take you down with me.

No, I'll do it well.
-Okay. Chloe?

I really like Loncha,

because I can step out
of my comfort zone

and surprise the judges since
I've been safe for two weeks
now.

It's also a character
with lots of humor

and I think humor's my strength

and I can do it well
and surprise them.

Okay, the role's yours, Chloe.
-Thanks.

I don't rule out testing people

to get them out
of their comfort zone.

Megui, which one do you want?
What do you feel like?

You'd think I'd go for
Maurice...

Yeah.
-Well, no, I'm going for Brotes.

Why?

Because she's like really
stoned.
Like really out of it, right?

And my lack of brain cells might
help.

Well there you go.

I think that's a good
casting decision.

I'm not worried,
as long as you get your lines
right.

I don't think she talks a lot.
-Okay.

I'm happy, I got Brotes.

She don't have many lines,
but she does her thing.

Oooh!

I like... I like Maruca,
I like Olivia,

but Emilia is suddenly
giving me lesbian vibes.

I don't know, I like them all.

I like... Yes.

Mariana.

Look, I really like Olivia,

because she's a sexy diva,
like me, Venezuelan.

I want to be Olivia.

Olivia perfectly defines
the story of my life.

Well, I think Khristo will get
it.

The only role I don't
want at all is Helen,

because it's like super flat

and like everything's trashy
and all that

and I'm not good at being
trashy.

So I said please don't give me
Helen.

I also think I could be Maurice.
-Helen.

You get Helen.
-Thanks, Angelita.

You're welcome.
-Awesome.

I'm not happy at all

about being assigned
the role I didn't want.

I'm not happy at all,
I'm dismayed.

And I honestly
only have one option,

because it's basically me.
Piluca.

Sorry, girl, but I feel
I identify very well with
Piluca.

You're getting Piluca.
-Thanks, girl.

If you're going to dole out
the roles that fit each of us
best,

I don't think Piluca
fits Kelly best.

I think it's a role that suits
me.

I'm going to take Maruca,
the punk diva.

Josefi seems a bit emo to me,
I'll give the role to Vampi.

Okay.
-I think suits you, Vampi.

Okay.
-It suits you well, honestly.

I also think it would be good to
see
you step out of that 1920s moment

and see you a bit more modern.

Very good.

She starts by saying she's
taking us into consideration,

that she's giving us the role
that suits each of us best.

A bit hypocritical, isn't it?

The narrative is
a little contradictory.

I think she had it all planned
out.

I feel like not being
the pretty one of the season for
once.

No, you can't! It's her turn!

Yes, I can, you'll see.

And I feel like doing something
that
defines me, but at the same time

that gives me a bit of
a thrill and novelty.

I really like Maurice.

She wants to be Maurice.

Angelita, please give me
Maurice,
I love you, girl.

Maurice, the gay diva,
goes to Cocó.

Emilia will be played by La
Niña.

She obviously wanted
to help out her friends.

Is anyone not happy with their
role?

Mariana isn't happy.

I'm not happy,
but I understand this is a game

and everyone pulls for their own
side.

I'm really doing this to see
who's

out of their comfort zone
and does it well.

I step out of my comfort zone
if I want to, when I want to,

how I want to and where I want
to.

You don't have to come
and pull me out of it.

And put a stitch in it.
-Let's learn our lines.

Put a stitch in it! Come on!

Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.

Alright, tell me,
which characters did you get?

I'm Palomo, Paloma.

Paloca.

I'm Emilia, the building super.

And I'm Josefi, Paloca's
daughter,
who's fed up with her mother

and just wants to live
peacefully
and play video games.

I'm annoyed.

It's a role that's
the complete opposite of me.

Will I do it? Yes.
Will it be scandalous? Yes.

Do I like it? No.

Let's do a read-through in
position

and then we'll record it.

Try to deliver with some
intention

and we'll see what we can
adjust before recording.

The truth is, it's a lot of
lines.

I'm very nervous, but I
think I've memorized them.

Emilia, you're late.

Come on, come in,
we have a lot to do.

Good morning to you too,
Mrs. Paloca.

Maybe for those who have them.

Girls, the script, stick to the
script.

You're late and we have
a lot of ironing to do.

This isn't an improv challenge.

I'm freaking out,
because I also came in

with the idea to try and improv
a bit with the character of
Paloma

and they're telling me
to stick to the script.

And I do know it, but exactly
how it's written...

I'm not an actress, I'll tell
you that.

Action!

Here, Emilia,
she's going to want to sit

down on a...
-Cut.

You're supposed to tell Josefi
to remove the chair.

I'm having a bit of a
hard time because of Dita.

She seems a bit scattered,
but we'll see.

Action!

Can someone explain
why we're having a meeting?

These people don't have jobs.
-Well, neither do you.

Being gorgeous is a job.

I learned my lines
from front to back,

like a professional,

but it's obvious
that I'm not happy at all

with my character,
because I don't like it.

Action!

Thanks for the compliment,
moron.

But she's got other talents.
She doesn't smell bad.

Although well, well... Not
really.

Think about when you have
a joke in the script,

try to emphasize it.

If you're going to say
"she doesn't smell bad,

not always," smell her.

I don't understand methods,

but if Supremme wants to
give me a master class,

I'll take it.
I adore Supremme and trust her.

Can you repeat that
for Patio Podcast?

Sure. Where's my camera?

There aren't any, sweetie.

With my girls
Maruca and Piluca, I'm divine.

I mean, I'm feeling good about
this.

I think this week
I'm going to be chill

and things will go well for me,
so I'm very happy.

My roommate's involved with the
super.

Lesbians! If they were my
daughters,
they'd already be in a convent.

Ha! As if there aren't
lesbians in convents.

The three old ladies are
incredible.
I mean, Chloe's the best,

Kelly is the typical old lady
who pounds beers

and Angelita is being gross.

How are you?
-Very well, everything's great.

Who are you?
-I'm Maurice.

I'm gay and
I became a gay diva.

I'm like the child of
Tamara Falcó and Sagitaria.

Oh, very good.

I'm showing Supremme
my guy is a massive queen

who goes around with
his divine dog named Ambrossi,

I mean, a dog named Ambrossi.

That's already a sign of
success.

Action!

Ma'am, quit yelling,
we can't pay you more.

You can't pay more
or anything at all.

Not more or anything.
-You, not more or...

Not more or anything.

Your tone has to have more
disdain,

rather than aggression.
They're not angry,

but more like they
despise this woman.

I feel like Mariana isn't
comfortable with her character

and I have a few scenes with
her.
I hope she doesn't complicate things.

Action!

My name is Maurice

and I have a Pomeranian named
Ambrossi.

How could I not be gay?
I'm super gay.

Too many queens
for this Republican.

Ladies, turn it down a notch.

I'm amazed by Angelita,
she's so into her role.

The bitch is amazing.

Let's do Vampirashian's
line to the camera

and then we'll do everything
from the top.

Just the line now?
-Alright. Action!

And that's why, when I grow up

I'll end up being
a perfect psychopath.

Very good, very good, very good.

That's a wrap!

It's done, the cards are on the
table.

It was hard for me at first,
it was hard to deliver my
character.

We'll see what the judges think
tomorrow,
I hope they score me well, honey.

Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva

Aquí no, aquí no,

It's a new day in the Werk Room.

I'm very happy because
I can tell that both groups

seem to be close.

Another day.
Another day in the Werk Room.

First item of the day.

First and only item.
-How did you all do yesterday?

Very well.
-So cool.

Wow, what a great day and
so cool, I'm super happy.

Well, since you're all so happy,

today I'm going to talk,
because I feel like it.

Let's open a can of worms.

Yes, because I'm tired of
being the fool who stays quiet

and doesn't say anything.

And since I've realized
that this is war, well...

I came in with good energy,
very positive,

but, hey, if this is war,

let the war begin.

I didn't have a good day
yesterday,
I didn't have a good day,

because I didn't get the role
I wanted to do

and that I think I'd be good at.
Angelita, I didn't think it was
fair

the way you assigned the roles.

Not only did I think it was
unfair,
I thought it was a bit of a low blow.

Because of what was said, which
was
"I'm going to assign roles

that I know you'll do well."
-That suits each best.

That suits each best,
but that didn't happen,

not with me nor
with my sister Mariana.

And I know you told me
I did well, that I held my own,

that I did great.
I know I did a wonderful job.

I have a Performing Arts degree.

But it wasn't what I wanted to
do.

You didn't get the role you
wanted.

Well, I don't have the
father I wanted either,

I don't have a gorgeous dress
either...
Well, that I do have.

Well, tough titties.
You didn't get the role you
wanted.

It's a competition, darling.

If you came here to play,

you have to know how to play.

I also think

that you're selling this
image of being fair,

that you were very fair and all
that,

and after yesterday,
the only thing that's clear to
me

is that you're a rotten snake,

you played with your own
strategy

to undermine the other girls.

Because I clearly told you:
"Girl, give me any role

except the one you gave me,"
and you came for me,

giving me the role I didn't
like.

Thank God I'm a star
and I could salvage it

and I did it my way
and made it super cool,

but, watch out,
say things to my face, darling,

if you have the guts.

Because queens who
doubt their talents

don't resort to low blows like
you.

Now we have this soap opera
moment

with the rotten snake,
that's gonna be on some merch.

"You're a rotten snake"
and Angelita's face like...

I don't want us to
not get along

or have there be tension just
because there are two groups.

Well to solve that,
we have to pull the mask off
your friend,

because she's the fake one here.

We've always been upfront,
girl, always upfront.

That's the image
you were portraying,

but I suddenly discovered
that you took off a mask

and I said: "Here comes
Mariana."
-Angelita has been

talking shit about you...

I haven't talked shit,
I'm mature enough

to know how people really are.

And you're unmasking yourself,
because she's not the snake,

you're the snake.
-And why do you say that? Come
on.

Because of everything, her
attitude and how she is.

That's what she's shown me.
-What did she show you?

What did I do to you?
Give examples,

let's see if your two brain
cells
can help you.

Not right now.

Everything I've said to you,
I've said to your face,

like to everyone else.

I don't really know what
Megui's deal is right now,

I don't know if she wants
a moment in the spotlight

on camera or what,

but they're all crossing the
line now.

I don't talk behind people's
backs,
or start things or strategies.

And my strategies have been
clean,

because I came here to compete
like the artist I am,

without schemes or low blows.

Angelita's face is saying

when the old bitch speaks,
we're all going to shit
ourselves.

Are you all finished slinging
shit

at each other?
Okay, my turn.

First thing's first.
You, Vampi.

I think it's great you spoke up.

If you didn't say anything
throughout the whole
competition,

it's because you didn't feel
like it.

Here we all talk and have our
time.

Unless Mariana eats up
everyone else's time,

like she always does.
Number two.

Mariana, since you insulted me,
I'll return the favor.

Go ahead.
-You're a dumbass, literally.

You live for the camera,
only for the camera,

your life is the camera.
You have an idea about the
competition.

Good for you, girl,
I think it's great, but my dear,

if you had been in my place,

you would have helped your
friends.

Not after we talked about
what we talked about.

I didn't interrupt you.
-Okay.

Suck it up and shut up.
-Don't tell me to shut up, miss
thing.

And you'll excuse me
for calling you miss.

Mariana thinks she's hot shit,

and honestly, Mariana,

you're going to be left wanting,

because you can't come for me.

What is this, a temper tantrum
from a 15-year-old girl?

Because your quinceañera
was a long time ago. Got it?

This is a decision I made,

that I think was good for
everyone

and you're not a judge,
and neither are you.

None of us are judges here,
today we're all getting judged.

And depending on what the judges
say,

either I eat shit or you do.

And if you eat shit or you do,

I'm very sorry, girls.

What's your problem, Mariana?

You didn't get what you wanted?

Well, girl, as the old saying
goes:

too fucking bad.

We pulled it off in the end,

so it's not the end result
that bothers us.

Bravo. B-R-A-V-O.
-What bothers us is what you
did.

And you'd have done the same
thing
if you had been in my shoes.

Hypocrite.
-I'm upfront.

If I had been in her position

I might have helped my friends,

but not at the expense
of the other girls.

That's what I don't think is
fair.

I don't think things are being
done the right way

by you all or
by you all either.

Things aren't being done
the right way when you,

because you didn't get the role
you like,

you call her a rotten hypocrite.

It wasn't that she didn't
give me the role I like,

she gave me the only one
I asked her not to give me.

But instead of getting a role
you like,
you should get some manners first.

And we can go from there.

Mariana, you lost your
composure,

you lost control of the
situation.

You should apologize, and mean
it,

because I think that, from what
little
I knew of you before,

I didn't have this image of you
and I'm shocked.

You're all making a fuss and a
racket

over something that
a 15 year old would.

Sorry for the way I said things
if it affected you.

I'm not accepting them right
now.

It's okay if you don't accept
them,
but I think

we can put our differences
aside and move on.

That sounds good to me.

Well, let's put our makeup on,
get pretty

and hit the runway, girls.

I know that maybe the bond
between us can't be fixed,

but I'm a professional,
I'm pretty polite.

I want the group's
relationship to improve,

and for this disagreement
not to affect

the queens or the show.

I don't want any resentment
or bad vibes.

It's over now,
I'm not 15 years old.

We're not on a playground.

Mariana, sashay, fuck off.

Welcome to the main stage of
"Drag Race España."

There's only one thing
I like more than memes.

Do you know what that is?
-What?

My dream team.

Who, me?
-Yes, you.

And here are my
favorite team members.

Javier Ambrossi.

Hmm, Supremme.

Tell me, how do you get
along with your neighbors?

They yell at me
and call me a whore.

And I'm nothing of the sort!
-Are you sure?

I'm sure.

I'll put a stitch in it.
My dearest Ana Locking.

Are you the type
who calls the cops

when something's bothering you?

Depends on how serious the
matter is.

Plaids, stripes, polka dots.

I'm calling the cops.
-I've got goosebumps.

You can't see it because of
the glove, but I'm nervous.

I'm nervous, really nervous.

Javier Calvo, good evening.
-Good evening.

Are you the type to ask for salt
or to pass the salt?

What they ask me for
is to turn down the music

at 5:00 AM on Saturdays.
Shoutout to my neighbors.

Kisses for all of them.

And speaking of queens,
today our special guest judge

doesn't need to take a gay pill

to live our fantasy.
Loles León, good evening.

What an honor
to have you with us, Loles.

We were dying to have you on.
-Me too.

Tell us how it feels being here,

in this temple of queerness
we've built.

How do you feel?
-Of course, it's all very me.

All my life, all of my past,
my present, my future.

Because I was born queer,

I'm the queen of queerness,
I'm in my element.

I think of all the guests

you deserve to be here the most.

Yes!

Thank you.

And today our queens had
to leave the Werk Room

to attend an urgent meeting,

because truly,
Aquí no hay quien "diva."

And on the runway, the category
is
"Tales to Keep You Awake."

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

The category is...
TALES TO KEEP YOU AWAKE.

I walk the runway
representing my biggest fear,

walking the streets in drag.

I'm wearing a bejeweled
bodysuit that simulates nudity,

which is how I feel
when I've been harassed

and hands grabbing me,
which has happened many times.

Careful with that hand.

It's a look that shows
that in this line of work

our physical integrity is often

jeopardized while performing.

Wow!
-That's me, that's me.

Me too, me too.

Today on the runway I'm
wearing a marvelous look.

It's the sleep paralysis that
I have almost every night,

which paralyses me in bed

and I feel hands coming over me,

taking away my light,
the wonder I have.

The dark room.

I can't see anything at all.

I don't even know how I'm
walking,
I can barely breathe,

but that's also the
agony I feel every night.

And I wanted to convey
that on the runway.

Dubois sleep paralysis.

Black as asphalt.

Today on the runway
I'm wearing this marvel

inspired by the silhouette
of Alexander McQueen.

It represents a bird,
specifically a dove.

Dove this make me look fat?

It's a Kinder surprise
with a secret inside.

And when I take off my mask,
my face is pecked

and attacked by
these shitty pigeons

they're so disgusting
I can't stand them.

I think my runway is divine.

A bit like Yolanda Díaz,
reminds me of Yolanda Díaz.

Yolanda Díaz.

In Ferraz.

Today I'm bringing a
terrifying clown to the runway

representing the fear of
being the butt of the joke,

of gossip, public criticism,

and on social media.

It's Pennywise's first
communion.
-Such a precious age.

And in my guts
I have a mini Mariana trapped

as a prisoner of criticism.

I decided to step out
of my comfort zone

and I'm here to serve
my worst nightmare.

It's so important to remember

to separate your whites
and colors in the wash.

On the runway I'm serving my
story of sleepless nights,

my obsession with social media
that keeps me awake.

You have to trim your nails
once in a while.

Yes, a little bit.

I have tentacle-like fingers

representing fingers when
we write a lot,

my brain has exploded

and my eyes
are held open with hooks,

obsessed with watching,
watching and watching.

Oh look,
she does have a brain after all.

I'm serving a look
inspired by Hitchcock

and a suitcase
full of surprises.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

My other fear is revealed,

which is being naked on stage.

What's happened to her?
-I think she felt a breeze.

On the runway I'm serving
Murnau's Nosferatu,

the first vampire in history.

Is it Wednesday?
-No, it's you on Friday.

I've made it my own and I feel
very reflected in its story,

it's a character that doesn't
sleep or sleeps very little

and usually sleeps
during the day, like me.

She's looking at you, Loles.
-Hey, handsome.

How's it going?

As a huge fan
of horror movies,

I'm serving a classic
from the '80s and '90s,

Freddy Krueger,
but with a twist.

That's an Ana Locking manicure.

Freddy Krueger Flamenco

with Divine's silhouette
from "Pink Flamingos."

These concepts
are self-explanatory.

Oh, record their faces!
Juan, their faces!

My outfit this week

is inspired by
Jean-Paul Gaultier.

I'm serving what would
be my worst nightmare,

which is feeling vulnerable.

She's having a rough night.

The Skin She Lives In.

Normally I wear external armor
to protect myself from people

and so things don't
affect me that much,

so I'm wearing this
second skin full of spikes,

but then I show you my heart,
because only the closest people

can reach the most
important part of my being.

Blood Donortella Versace.

Today on the runway
I'm serving Lilith,

the first wife of Adam,
according to the earliest Hebrew
texts.

She was cast out of paradise
and had to wander for 100 years

until she reached hell

and became the mother of demons.

An apple a day...

I soaked my dress

so you can see
the weight I carry with me,

I'm destroyed.

It's a bit like when Khristo
leaves the after-party.

She seems very demure.

Queens, thank you all so much.

Seeing you all here, it's clear
we can't sleep on you.

And now,

we have the world premiere
of the new version

of one of the most iconic
shows in history.

"Aquí no hay quien diva."

Uh!
-Olé!

♪ Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva. ♪

♪ Aquí no, aquí no. ♪

♪ Todas las tías son así, ♪

♪ ya podía imaginarlo
cuando vine aquí ♪

♪ Yo necesito un lifting facial.
♪

♪ Esa chiquilla se maquilla
que parece un tucán. ♪

♪ Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva. ♪

♪ Aquí no, aquí no. No, no, no.
♪

♪ Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva. ♪

♪ Aquí no, aquí no. No, no. ♪

♪ Las vecinas
siempre tras las mirillas, ♪

♪ la portera no deja de leer, ♪

♪ buscabullas, viejas y muy
cotillas ♪

♪ no aguanto este cabaret. ♪

♪ Mete en una coctelera ♪

♪ un bicho, una peluca y un
tacón ♪

♪ y tendrás a estas horteras. ♪

Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva.

♪ Aquí no, aquí no. No, no, no.
♪

♪ Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva. ♪

♪ Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva. ♪

♪ Aquí, aquí, aquí no hay quien
diva. ♪

♪ No. ♪

Emilia, you're late.
Come in, there's lots of ironing
to do.

Good morning to you too,
Mrs. Paloca.

If it's not a good morning, I
don't say it.
Josefi, please help me.

I'll help you by
monetizing my Twitch, mom.

No, you're going to help me
by putting out some

Hors d'oeuvres. Come on, now.

Okay. But to have a maid, you
have to know how to be a lady.

I'm a lady,

not that crazy tea lady
that your father left me for.

The atmosphere is quite tense,
quite tense indeed.

Why did you call this urgent
meeting?

Hello, Josefi, darling.

Hello, mom number two.

What do you mean mom? I'm your
mother.
It still burns when I pee!

Josefi, darling, give her
a chakra chair or something

you know those things she likes,
she's nuts.

No, I'll grab one from home.

And don't call her mom again.

Can someone tell me why
this meeting was called?

These people don't have jobs.
-Neither do you.

Excuse me, being gorgeous is a
job.

She's too busy during the week.

Idiot.
-But she has other talents.

Not cooking, or languages,
but...

She doesn't smell bad.

Maybe this meeting was called

to let us know that
you two are involved.

Can you repeat that
for Patio Podcast?

Sure. Where's my camera?
-There aren't any, sweetie.

Well, whatever.

My roommate is involved with the
super.

What do you mean involved with
her?

Hey, you're also
pretty average too, you know.

The better half of average...

Lesbians! If you were my
daughters,
you'd already be in a convent.

Ha! As if there aren't
lesbians in a convent!

So you're going to
a Unamuno concert, then?

Ana Mena!

My sister's references are still
outdated

and she gets the names mixed up.

I'll be on fleek in no time!

It's like that modern woman
I really like,

Ana Lunching, right?

She goes like this with her
fingers.
I don't know what her deal is.

Ladies.

If I hear one more laugh, I'm
gone.
Ambrossi is super stressed.

That's what we used to do

back in my day
to make a joke funny.

Shall we start the meeting
now that we're all here?

Of course.

Why don't you help me
with this, Emilia, please?

They don't pay me enough for
this.
-Wait, we pay her?

The lazy bitch doesn't do
anything!

Shut up already, damn it!
Do you want some poppers?

I might be mad,
but I'm still a good hostess.

At my age, it's very important
to have a good role model

in a maternal figure to
fully realize my potential.

That's why I'm gonna be
a complete psychopath when I
grow up.

I called this emergency meeting

because some of my shapewear
has gone missing again.

You're not the head of the HOA!
-I don't care!

Won't someone think of the
shapewear?

Besides, my husband's still
the head of the HOA

until the divorce is finalized.

You are the drama, darling.

Sing it sister!
I smell a revolution!

Emilia, don't listen to her.
The first and only item of the
day...

No smoking during the meeting.

And save your insults
for when the library is open.

First item of the day.

The case of the disappearing
panties.

Two pieces of shapewear
have now gone missing,

some leggings and
a bedazzled corset.

A corset or some granny panties?

You seem to know an awful lot,
since you're the one who stole
it!

And I have proof!
Josefi, come here.

Here, play it.

Record their faces. Their faces!

Deluxa, play Radio Podcast.

Alright, girls. I'm almost
ready,
you go ahead.

Dear listeners, my babes,

let's continue with today's
topic:
the bald man.

He spent the night again
in apartment 1B.

Oh my!

Until next time, ladies.

Some shapewear just fell down

from the upstairs apartment.
Same shit, different day!

I knew it! Thief!
Give me back my things!

I don't know what you're
talking about, toxic bitch!

Yes you do!
Give them back,

because the next thing I'll drop
will be you on your head!

Careful what you wish for.

Let's vote.

Who thinks Brotes is guilty?

I do.
-Me too.

Look at her. Careful!
She's stealing.

Uuh!
-I'll step on you.

Brotes is Cleopatra?

You mean a Klepto.
-The majority has spoken.

Mrs. Brotes, please return the
clothes

and stop stealing!

Any other items for debate?

Well, since we're here,
the old ladies are very loud.

They're probably deaf,
but Ambrossi is going to lose
it.

We're content creators.

More like incontinent creators.

Oh, so now you like them, huh?
-I don't like them.

Besides, I see them spying
on me through the window.

We think he's gay.

Let's see, my name is Maurice.

And I have a Pomeranian named
Ambrossi.

How could I not be gay?
I'm super gay.

There's a gay in the building!

Wow, a twist no one expected.

Too many queens
for this Republican.

Ladies, lower the volume.

Any other items?

Someone stole my poppers
the other day.

A poppers joke.
Take a shot!

Just so you know,
it's not organic, you fool.

It always works when
the joke is bad, doesn't it?

Third item of the day?
-Me.

It's just that, the noise
that Josefi's slippers make

is driving me nuts.

In this building
you have to wear heels!

But you're deaf anyway!

It's the friction,
it makes her nipples hard.

Let's not go there.

My daughter wears heels
if she wants. Come on!

Our daughter.

But what's a girl without her
heels?
This modern generation!

I don't care if gender
is a rectum now!

A spectrum, Mrs. Loncha.

Shut up or
I'll jack up your rent.

Brat! Deadbeat!

Ma'am, quit yelling,
we can't pay you more.

You can't pay more
or anything at all.

Are you implying
I have no talent?

You did a commercial for cheese

six years ago... Get over it!

And sales spiked by 2%.

Plus, they took me to see
the Juan y Medio show.

Well, tell Juan to pay your
rent,

because I'm fed up!

And that's why you hooked up
with the super, right?

Free housing.
-That ain't a crime.

She pretends to be a lesbian
to live with the super.

But she asked me to convert
her van into a camper.

Lesbos!

She's not a lesbian, ma'am.

Well no, I'm bi,
we exist too.

And we like camper vans too.

But you don't have an insult
for that, do you, ma'am?

Ugly! Pervert!

Take a chill pill, Mrs. Loncha!

Dear neighbors.

You have been victims of a hoax.

My ex-wife tricked me

into holding an HOA meeting

without my knowledge.

Emilia, thank you for telling
me about this betrayal.

Judas, hypocrite, snake!

Luckily, I was able to follow
the entire meeting

thanks to it being streamed by

my loyal offspring, Josefi,

who filmed the whole thing.
And I have made a decision.

Uh! Fire, fire!

Oh, oh, oh. Fire!

Everyone go home!

Everything in this HOA
is highly flammable!

All the poppers,
hairspray and booze...!

Let's go, Maruca,
come on!

I dropped my lighter.

Sorry.

Aquí no hay quien diva.

Bravo.
-Brava!

Brava!
-Congratulations, girls.

Congratulations, brava.
-Brava.

Brava to all of you.

I want to congratulate you all
and I want to tell you

that you're really
making it difficult for us.

Now, when I say your name,
please step forward.

Vampirashian.

Megui.

Khristo.

Chloe.

You are safe
to slay another day.

You may go backstage.

You are the tops and
bottoms of the week.

Let's hear what the judges have
to say.

Dita, we'll start with you.

Dita, I want to tell you.

Spanish cinema and television
are full of actresses,

especially actresses

who have made a career
out of monotony,

of flatly delivering lines and
making people laugh,

but in your case,
I think that monotony

made us feel you were lost.

I think you had funny moments,

because, you know,
offering the neighbors poppers

that got some laughs,
but overall

I think the role
needed more nuance.

Let's see, Paloma Cuesta.

She is a strong,
persevering woman,

but she's very envious.

In the end, she just wants

to have a bigger house
than her sister-in-law.

Period.

I would have loved to
see you capture

a bit of that spirit,

but you focused more
on just delivering the lines.

But anyway,
I want to congratulate you,

because it's always a pleasure
to see myself reflected there.

And today I saw myself in you.
-Thank you, darling.

I think it was a very smart idea

to strip your look of real
identity

to turn it into
a truly terrifying emotion.

I might have used a black
stocking,

because the nude stocking

makes me think of
a real person's leg.

Other than that, it's
spectacular.

I thought about a black
stocking,
but I didn't wear it in the end.

Let's move on to Le Cocó.

I think every actress

has to find a tone that suits
her.

And I think you showed very well

that you don't need to be
hysterical to be funny.

It also shows in your looks,
the clean lines, the simplicity.

You are elegance and
intelligence.
So, you say:

"I'm going to do a reveal
of a jacket, a dove,

and then I'm going to take it
off
moving like a dove."

That's being smart and elegant.

And that's also being an
actress.
-That's being an actress.

Oh, Le Cocó.

The MacGuffin of the birds
allowed you

to present two moments

that were absolutely spectacular

in terms of staging.

Today's runway is a double OVAH.

Oh, a double!

A double because of the reveal.
-Thank you very much.

Let's go to Mariana Stars.

Mariana, how did you
feel in the challenge?

It was quite difficult
for me, personally,

because I had a disagreement
with one of my sisters

who had to assign the roles,
where I told her please,

give me any role
except the one she gave me

and she assigned me the role

that I asked her not to give me.

I gave my best,

but of course, it was a
character I didn't want to play,

it didn't excite me.

What I feel happened to you

is that since you had that
problem,

you didn't know how to give
the character a personality,

you didn't know how to shine
and we couldn't see you.

Because with today's look
you came out to win.

When you said everything you
felt,

that you didn't want to do this
role,
the frustrations...

All of that was what Belén was.

Belén was that.

If you had used all those
feelings,

you would have made Belén.
But well, you'll know that for
next time.

I never like to give advice,

but I'm going to tell you a
personal experience of mine

and if it helps you, take it,
and if not, you can ignore it.

Roles are there for anyone to
play,

they don't belong to any one
person,
the role belongs to whoever plays it.

And in fact, there are thousands
of Oscars and Goya awards

where the actor or actress
who portrayed that role

wasn't the first, second,
third, or even fourth choice.

Many times it came by pure
chance

and in the end,
they are remembered for that
role.

Moving on to Kelly Passa.

Kelly, have you done a lot of
acting?

Yes, I've studied theater

and been with a company
for five years.

You can see there's control,
not just in the idea of the
character,

but also in terms of camera
control.

Everything screams experience.

Thank you.
-What a beautiful reveal.

I didn't expect to see
a muscle anatomy suit

and how that nudity
holds those memories

of what you are in essence as
a person facing the world.

It was very, very beautiful.

Just to add, and this applies

to the three queens who
played the old ladies.

You were smart,

you built solid characters
to hold on to,

you didn't let that go at any
time

you also listened to each other
very well the whole time.

I'm congratulating you,

but this extends to the three
of you for the teamwork.

Now let's talk with
Angelita la Perversa.

What can I say? I saw an old
junkie

for a Fernando León de Aranoa
movie.

I mean, social cinema.

So, I want to congratulate you
because you made me laugh

and made me see that
you are a great actress.

Which I already suspected
and confirmed today.

When someone is professional,
you see two things,

that the idea is good and
the execution is good.

And as an actress, good ideas
all around,
in actions, wardrobe...

And in your execution,
you let yourself go.

Fun, lots of humor,
everything exactly as it should
be.

And on the runway,
exactly the same,

everything tonight is a ten.

Well, I have to tell you,

Wes Craven would
have loved this look,

the partial face reveal and
then the partial skirt reveal,

with all those children
trapped in the skirt.

They're you.

How amazing!

Please, show us.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, wow.

OVAH. Very good, darling, very
good.

Let's see.
You did Mariví Bilbao.

Yes, kisses for her,

she made everyone laugh a lot.

I had a good time watching you,

You brought back great memories.

Thank you very much.

Now let's talk with
La Niña Delantro.

I didn't quite get

the spirit of "Aquí no hay quien
viva,"

maybe because you were
a bit more scattered

in Emilia's character.

I think you had the character
planned in terms of objects

and you learned the lines
and you had an idea,

but you were lacking a bit in
tone.

The approach was good,

I think it's just an experience
thing,

that you need to adjust

what we as viewers
need to see.

I mean, you can see the
talent and the mind behind it.

Thank you.

On the runway, I really
like the theme you chose.

I think the color works very
well,

the structure, the break,
how you presented it,

it was very well done.
Was it on everyone else's level?

Maybe it's a bit less
spectacular.

Look, it's just that you,
with how expressive you are

and the power and strength
you have in your face,

maybe using that prosthetic
detracts in this case.

If you had done it with makeup,
this would have gained a lot

with the expression of
your face and your eyes,

because you're super expressive.
And you do sell it very well.

Okay.
-Thank you all, girls.

You may go back stage.

Thank you.

Bravo.

Well, girls,
welcome to my house.

I'm on my couch and I've
put on my best clothes.

I'm more comfortable, right?
How do you feel being safe?

Honestly, I was afraid of this
challenge

and I surprised myself
by stepping out a bit

from what I'm used to doing.

And suddenly being safe is like
living.

After being in the top with a
win,
and lip-syncing in the bottom

and now being safe this week,
my hole is finally relaxed.

The maxi challenge was very
good,
you were all great.

You too.

Even though you weren't
happy with your role,

I have to congratulate you,
love.
-Totally, you did very well.

You were divine.
-Thank you.

The truth is that also being
safe

after the day I've had,

it's also like: "Thank
goodness."

Now that you've brought up
today's issue,

I think what happened today was
silly.

I regret it a lot and
I want to apologize

for everything...
-Same, girl.

Personally, I'd like to bury
the hatchet with you

for the harsh words

we've had at some point.

I don't have get along badly
with you,
I don't have any problem with you,

so really, consider it buried on
by end.

Megui extends an olive branch
to resolve our issues

and honestly, I appreciate it,

because I think I was the
one who lit the flame,

although Mariana was
the one who exploded.

And really, I don't like that
situation,

so I apologized sincerely to
her.

Who do you think is safe and in
the top?

Who do you think will be the
top?

I think Angelita did a very good
job

and Le Cocó was also...
-Le Cocó did it perfectly.

I hope my friend wins this week,

which will also lift her up,
because
even if it doesn't seem like it,

she's also...
-Hello, hello.

Wow!

What type of bug is that?
Get it out of my house.

I finally get some
feedback from the judges.

Honey, being safe for
two weeks is fine,

but I was eager

to get a little feedback.

We think Angelita and Cocó are
in the top.

And La Niña probably is too.
-No, not La Niña, I'm afraid.

I'm in the bottom.

I'm pretty scared,

because once again I'm in the
bottom

and once again it's with my
friends

and the people
I'm close with on this show.

They told me what I already
knew,
that I was lost,

that it was very flat.

And well, I'm in bottom,
and I'm delighted.

I already knew it, it was a
character
that Angelita told me,

it was very big, it didn't
work out for me, it's okay,

I didn't step out of my comfort
zone,
I felt very secure

and in the end, it didn't work
out.
Now to fight and that's it.

Dita always seems to be calm.

I don't know, maybe she
has the Queen.

How do you feel?
-How are you, Mariana?

Mariana is terrible.

I don't know, I think I let the
situation overwhelm me a bit

and that's that.

But well, I tried to step out of
my zone.

And I think I achieved that with
my look.

Absolutely, love, absolutely.

I'm devastated, I'm shattered
by what just happened.

I also feel I deserve it.

And, well, there's not much else
I can say right now.

We were talking with Vampi

about what happened today
in the Werk Room.

We buried the hatchet,
just so you know,

and we know we have
a pending conversation with
Mariana.

I want to apologize to you, even
though we have a lot to talk
about

and maybe we'll keep throwing
things in each other's faces,

but to calm this situation a
bit.

I... I also apologize to you

if I said something that wasn't
right.

Same for Angelita,
I'm very sorry.

Do I deserve to win the
challenge?
Of course I do.

Do you, Mariana, deserve
to be in the bottom?

Yes, in big, bold letters,

on top of a hill,

Y-E-S, yes.

What do you think, love?
-I don't want to talk today.

What about the top?
-Nope.

Okay.

I don't want to talk in
Untucked,

because I just got very good
feedback.

It's not my moment.
Mariana is having a hard time.

It's an act.
I want her to express herself,

she needs more camera time
in her life than I do.

To take some fuel off the fire,

I want to thank Miss Khristo,

because I think her tribute
to me is so beautiful

with that huge nose she has on.

There's only one big nose
and it's Cocó's.

Screw you, darling.

Amen.

My dear judges,

as we've seen before,

there only room
for so many divas.

Let's start with Dita.

The thing with Dita is that
her strength is comedy.

So, not being able to deliver

a proper Paloma Cuesta
is hard for me.

Honey, you know I'm not an easy
study.

Amazing.

Le Cocó.

I think there was clarity,
I think there was humor...

I really liked it, honestly.

I also liked it a lot.

And above all, something that's
very
important to me nowadays,

it surprised me.

Mariana Stars.

I think it was a moment
to see the actress she is

and all the drama
kept her from shining.

Not just physically
in the performance,

I don't think she delivered the
character.
-No, it wasn't there.

And then how well she
delivered her character

on the runway.
-Her runway was fascinating.

Agreed.
-Kelly Passa.

She's a great actress and she
knew
how to take a character

that maybe she didn't know
where to go with it

and said: "I'm taking it
to my playing field.

I'll give it a Catalan accent

and I'll build a character from
there."

And then on the runway
she aimed to surprise.

Angelita la Perversa.

Wow, simply wow.
-Wow.

I saw a professional
actress in the challenge.

When someone does it
well, they do it well.

As a critic, you relax
and become a spectator.

And at the same time
everything was very Angelita,

the one we are getting to know.

For me, as a director,
I see the possibilities

of roles she can play and it
makes
me want to write things for her.

She seems like a great actress
to me.

And lastly, let's talk
about La Niña Delantro.

La Niña Delantro, it's not
that she failed at anything,

I just think she is

slightly lower on an acting
level,

I also think her runway level

is a bit below her peers.

Yes, it's true, there are
some things on the runway

that keep you from being
as glamorous as others.

Silence.

Have we made a decision?

Yes.
-Yes.

Bring back my girls.

And put a stitch in it! Come on!

Let's go.

Welcome back, queens.

The judges and I have
deliberated and made a decision.

Le Cocó, this was
a great night for you,

Ambrossi is truly going to lose
it.

Right, Javi?

It's starting to look that way.

You are safe.

You may go to the back of the
stage.

Kelly Passa.

Darling, if you keep this up,
you won't need canned laughter,

because you'll earn it all by
yourself.
You are safe.

You may go to the back of the
stage.

Angelita la Perversa.

I'm sure Maruca's
journey doesn't end here.

Angelita la Perversa,
Condragulations,

you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Brava.

Thank you.
-And 2,500 euros.

Yes!

Well, well, well, well, well.
I can't even believe it myself.

Winner of this week's challenge.
I can't believe it. Oh my God!

And also, Ritual Torremolinos is
giving you a two nights'

all-inclusive stay and spa
treatment.
Imagine that!

Yas!

I can't believe it, wonderful.

Do I deserve it? Absolutely.

Thank you, truly.
-You may go to the back of the
stage.

Dita Dubois.

Unfortunately,

sometimes a big role
can be hard to fill.

Exactly.

Mariana Stars.

Your runway look shows us

that we still have a lot
to discover about you.

But the acting challenge
fell a bit flat.

La Niña Delantro.

Your Emilia today was just okay.
And in episode three

and at the level of competition
we have before us,

just okay is skating on thin
ice.

La Niña Delantro.

You are safe,
but remember

that one of your
fellow queens in the lip sync

could have the Lucky Queen.

I might have the Queen, I might
not.

It's a surprise.

You may go to the back of the
stage.

I adore you, I love you.
-Go get 'em, dolls.

Dita, Mariana.

I'm sorry my dears,
but you are both up for
elimination.

Does Dita have the Queen?
I think Dita...

It could be her,
we'd all be gagged.

Two queens stand before me.

Remember, if one of you
has the Lucky Queen,

you have ten seconds
to use it.

Niña Delantro, pay attention
to the lip sync.

If Dita has the queen,
I'll have to lip-sync.

And against Mariana.

Wow!

We couldn't end today's
episode any other way,

you will perform "Loca" by
Malena Gracia.

This is your last chance to
impress us

and save yourselves from
elimination.

I came here to compete,
to show what I'm worth,

to represent a very important
group,

the Latin community,

and I will defend it tooth and
nail
to the very end.

That's what I came here for.

The time has come to lip-sync...

For your life.

I smell a Queen here,
I smell a Queen.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

Oh, thank god.

♪ Loca, por un beso tuyo. ♪

♪ Loca, por chocarme con tus
labios. ♪

♪ Loca, por besarlos y
acariciarlos, ♪

♪ por bailarte desnuda
al son de los siete amores ♪

♪ y que sepas de una vez
que pa' gustos los colores. ♪

♪ Loca, porque me hagas tuya. ♪

♪ Loca, por darte mis
bendiciones. ♪

What? A heel reveal?

Mariana just invented the heel
reveal.

What? Crazy!

♪ Dame ♪

♪ de tu cuerpo y de tu corazón.
♪

♪ Dame sal para la vida,
dame rosas sin espinas, ♪

♪ dame todo tu amor. ♪

♪ Dame, ♪

♪ dame un beso en cada amanecer.
♪

♪ Quiero ser tu bailarina,
quiero ser tu vitamina, ♪

♪ quiero ser tu florecer. ♪

♪ Loca, por una mirada. ♪

♪ Loca, y por ti desesperada. ♪

♪ Loca, por hacerme mil pedazos.
♪

She brought the gavel,
the bitch is killing it.

I don't know what's going to
happen.

♪ Dame, ♪

♪ dame un beso en cada amanecer.
♪

I'm freaking out,
they're both killing it.

♪ Quiero ser tu vitamina,
quiero ser tu florecer. ♪

♪ Dame ♪

♪ de tu cuerpo y de tu corazón.
♪

♪ Quiero ser tu bailarina. ♪

♪ Quiero ser tu vitamina. ♪

♪ Quiero ser tu vitamina. ♪

♪ Quiero ser tu florecer. ♪

Gorgeous!

Queens, condragulations to both
of you.

I'll see what the judges have to
say.

Mariana Stars.

Shantay, you stay.

Dita Dubois,

you don't know how hard
it is to say goodbye

and how hard it is
to lose your creativity,

your looks, your jokes,
and above all, your...

Subtlety.

Truly, I know

that we will see each
other a lot in the future.

But now, Dita,
with much regret,

Sashay away.

I didn't want to win,

as a great bi once said,
I just wanted to be here.

So thank you very much to
everyone, to my sisters.

Truly, I am super happy.

And never forget, subtle,
always very subtle.

Well, I got a white piece of
crap.

What the hell is this?
It looks like Casper.

Well, that's the end of my time
here.
For now.

I'm kind of in shock.

No one's going to do a lip sync
like that

for the rest of the competition,
just accept it.

And I was crazy, darling,
just me, a crazy bitch.

First, I'm going to leave my
mark.

I'm taking a lot of things
from my time on Drag Race,

my fellow contestants,
with our ups and downs,

and I learned that
the world isn't ready

for a star like me.
I didn't come to win,

I came to polish

the star that I am.

And I'm going to leave
my message here.

Mariana...

I wanted to beat
Mariana, but oh well,

you never know
how life will turn out.

Go with God, queers.

I won bronze,
I chose the anal option.

Kisses, darling.
Take care!

Who cares what I do?

Who cares what I say?

This is how I am,
and this is how I'll stay.

And I'll never change!

Let the music play!

Next week on "Drag Race España."

My queens, I want to see you
sweat.

Come on, girls, everyone warm
up!

Let's go!

Ah! It's Leticia Sabater! I'm
dying!

I grew up with Leticia Sabater.

For this week's maxi challenge,
you will have to keep moving.

Each team must prepare
a group choreographed number.

I really want to highlight your
elegance.

I think elegance is your whole
character.

Today you showed how to
do this challenge well.

I love that you brought

a sense of humor,
with all this charm

and with all this appeal.
You left us astonished.

I saw you keeping an eye on the
others.

There's no question that
you have a lot of talent,

but that rap got the best of
you.

Not even God can save them now.