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What, you don't want me to come
pollinate you?

No, no, please do. I mean, I guess,
wouldn't I be doing the pollinating?

Surprise! It's a different kind of
scene.

Blind date from Blessify.

Unscripted moments, sex the way they
want it, and performers as their most

selves.

Welcome to Bless a Blind Date. You can
talk now.

Welcome.

Hi. Good morning.

Good morning. Thanks for having me. Have
you guys ever been set up on a blind

date before?

No, never.

I haven't. I don't know. I'm kind of
scared. I don't know if you're nervous,

I'm nervous.

Oh, yeah. I'm super nervous.

But, like, in the best way possible.

you know is there anything you want each
other to know about yourself like not

like not your identity but like
something you like sexually or one of

favorite hobbies big fan of kissing just
love kissing oh me too yeah

i'm a big fan of kissing and like i'm
more into intimate sex than like beating

the shit out of you does that make sense
it depends on my mood but I think I can

come to a compromise with you for sure.

If you guys could be any animal, what
would you be?

Some kind of arctic fox.

That's super cute. I feel like I'd be
maybe like a flying squirrel.

There we go. Yeah.

You know, some type of rodent.

A rodent? Why?

I like to nest in blankets.

And it speaks to me. Why are you
questioning it? No, I think it's great.

When I think of rodent, I think of,
like, a mouse.

And I think of, like, a rat infestation
or something.

Well, I don't know if you have a history
of, like, giving back to animals. But

when I was a little girl, I bought a
bunch of those, like, mice from the pet

store that they feed to snakes.

And I did set them free.

They probably died immediately.

I just don't know what to say to that.

That's okay. I'll suck your dick here in
a second and you don't have to say

anything.

What do you want to share with the other
person about what a big turn on

is sexually for you guys?

I have an oral fixation. So literally
anything that you put in my mouth, I'm

going to love it.

Does that work for you? Yeah,
absolutely. I'm a big fan.

I'm pretty easy. I just like pretty
girls.

Oh my God, me too. We have so much in
common.

Anything that's a turn off that you want
the other person to know? Any turn

offs? I don't like being called a whore.
I don't know about you.

That's classy. I like that.

Not too classy. I'm okay with slut.

It's just horror.

The OR of it like really fills your
mouth in like an unpleasant way.

I have never seen this person at a box
for words ever.

So this is shocking to me.

Oh, we're gonna have fun.

This person is not a quiet person. No,
I'm usually not a quiet person. This is

like a very unique experience, you know
what I'm saying? And like... I've never

been on, like, many traditional dates.
You know what I'm saying? Like, I was

already hooking up with a person before
going on a date with them. So being on a

blind date like this is, like, crazy.

I'm a lady. I'm going to make you treat
me like one. Oh, absolutely.

That's my specialty.

Good for you. Looking forward to it.

Okay, one last question for you guys.
Just to give each other an idea about

you are, what's your favorite movie?

The Big Short.

Wow, that's interesting.

Why are you laughing?

Because it's kind of a nerdy movie.

Margot Robbie is in it.

My favorite movie right now is kind of
weird.

Please don't judge me too hard. But I've
watched Bee Movie every day for the

past month.

What is that?

The Jerry Seinfeld animated movie where
he fucks a human woman and he's a bee.

It's very much implied.

It's implied.

It's implied, but it's a B?

Yeah. It's a carnal relationship, for
sure.

Wow. Okay.

It's super sus, I've heard about this.

Sus? Well, it's a great movie, but, I
mean... What, you don't want me to come

pollinate you?

No, no, please do. I mean, I guess,
wouldn't I be doing the pollinating?

Surprise! It's a different kind of
scene.

I'm kidding.

I don't know if you guys know each
other, so please introduce yourselves.

You may know each other from online, you
may have worked together, but in case

you haven't, just be like, hey, I'm
Black.

Okay, are you ready?

Yeah. Okay, take off the headsets and no
speaking at this point.

Okay, and push, you can push the
microphone forward so you can step

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, you got heels on. Okay, you can
step down.

Okay, and step forward and meet your
blind date!

Hi, I'm Chloe.

It's the paper next to me, Chloe. I
didn't expect that. I'm Max Phil.

Holy shit.

Really nice to meet you. Hi.

Damn, you look fantastic.

A long time ago, you had told me a list
of people you wanted to work with. Yeah,

she was definitely on it. I was really
nervous. I'm sorry my hands are so

clammy. Oh, it's totally fine. I'm also
super nervous.

Well, hi.

This bed is yours.

Enjoy the bed and have fun. We're just
going to get out of your hair.

Normally speechless no, no

Really? Exciting.

That's a lot of hugs.

Yeah, I know. Gotta make you work for it
today.

Fuck, you have such pretty eyes. I love
it.

This? This is perfect puppy.

Thank you.

Yeah,

should I put it in here?

Yeah, I was waiting for it. Morning.

tasting myself on a cocktail. It really
is one of life's great toys.

You taste really good. Thank you.

Fuck yeah.

Oh shit.

The best first date I've had.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Keep going.

Oh, fuck. Yes, that's right.

Yes. Uh -huh.

Yeah.

My hip's back on yours.

Ugh.

Oh my God.

Oh,

that's my absolute

fucking favorite.

Oh, he feels so good.

Yeah.

That's it.

Please.

I like that please. You were raised
well. Good manners.

Yeah.

I don't want to be there. No.

I don't want to see your titties. Yeah?

Yeah. Everybody wants to see the
titties. And your face.

I don't know why, but I'm like super
overeating today.

It's okay. It's a warm day.

It's hot in here.

Yeah.

Like an old cool water bed.

Just watch it ripple.

One day, I'm going to watch... The
flashback of my life, like the quick

it, you know? Yeah. And half of it's
just going to be me doing this.

Just like thinking.

You're just mesmerizing.

When did your boobs start getting big?
Like, were you young? Sixth grade.

Oh, God. By the time I was in seventh, I
was a D.

Was that hard?

I didn't know my friends when we were
young that had big tits. It was, like,

hard because you're not a sexual
creature at those ages.

Oh, my mom's an Asian immigrant. I did
not know. And I had no idea until I was

well into high school.

I just, it didn't, I didn't think about
it. I know.

Something was not clicking in there.

Well,

they would do like the, can you put your
elbows behind your back and like touch

them together? But I'm hyper flexible,
so I can.

Or are they just trying to stick it out?
To stick out. But most people can't

actually touch their elbows together
behind their back.

But... Hey, I'm going to try this.

Yeah. Oh, I can't.

No. Oh, my God. But I have all of them.
I'm double jointed from head to toe.

Oh, I can't.

Yeah, I'm just... Oh!

Everything popped.

I'm like a bowl of rice crispy treat.
You know what?

You, for your only fans, should
literally do that. People would get off

that. Would they?

Yeah. Do you know people watch those
chiropractor videos? I thought it was

moaning, though.

No. It's not?

There's a sexiness of like a... Oh.

Most of my customs have to do with
drool.

Big drooler.

Interesting. They want me to like put it
in cups and then like drink it.

It takes time, but whatever.

People like what they like. As long as
they're paying my bills, I don't care.

Yeah.

Goo goo ga ga.

Drink.

That's why I have this big boy twice a
day, every day.

You drink the whole thing?

You're ready to, um, we have a good
time. Oh yeah? Yeah.

Okay, sweet.

That went fast, though.

Yes, it did.

Gonzo's always so quick.

Yeah, I know, right? Do you want to snap
your fingers in front of your lens or

something?

Do you want it to be in the back
position?

You get close to pop, I'll finish you
the rest of the way off. Ooh, fire.

I wonder what I'm going to do later
today.

Where do you live?

I live in Hollywood.

Oh, I am.

Yeah? Actually, yeah. Oh, no, I'm in,
like, I'm in Sunset and Vine right now.

I'm in the armpit of America.

Florida may be the armpit of the East
Coast, but I'd say Vine is the armpit of

the West.

Matter Lake.

It used to be a good area. I don't know.
Right outside of Scottsdale.

Scottsdale is great. Right outside of
Scottsdale, not so great.

No, but during COVID, I spent a lot of
time vacationing there and partying.

So, I know that's not PC, but whatever.

If you're in Arizona, nobody cares.

Exactly. I was like on the golf course
getting drunk with my family. It was

fantastic.

Oh, yeah.

Mimosas every day, all day.

Oh, that's nice. I'm from Seattle,
though.

Are you from Seattle? No, that's where
we want to move.

Where? Like the islands? Like the San
Juan?

Oh, Gig Harbor is gorgeous.

Yeah, so we've looked at homes there,
and, like, we love it there. And I love

the mentality of the people up there. Me
too. I'm from Bothell, which is at the

top of, yeah.

We visited there. Okay. The Ranch Drive
-In, that's the place for burgers

besides Dick's.

Okay. Dick's is a, it's kind of like In
-N -Out for Seattle. It's wonderful. Oh,

yeah.

It's beautiful. It's great.

And then my mom immigrated from Korea
when she was a teenager.

What? I didn't see that coming. And she
and her family lived on Vashon, which is

one of the San Juan Islands. And my
dream is to retire on the San Juan.

Okay, so the only thing about islands
that freaks me out is the accessibility

medical care because you have to take
the ferry, no? Or the San Juan.

It's a ferry.

No roads in. But most people in Seattle.

If you live on the water, you gotta
boat.

And you can boat anywhere in the city. I
mean, I used to, like, I had friends

who would boat to school sometimes.

Rich fuckers, but, you know.

People do crazy things. Everybody there
works in, like, Microsoft or Amazon.

I miss it, especially this time of year.

They have really good, um, Halloween
stuff and the night life isn't too crazy

because they have like actual cornfields
so when I was young I would go through

haunted corn mazes and it was like a
real like you were in you were in a maze

the dark it was horrifying once I got
chased by a man with a chainsaw and um

that I really did think I was gonna die

If I could do, like, a Carmen Electra
thing where I'm just, like, running from

monster man, that'd be great.

Yeah.

That first scary movie really was
excellent.

Tips or ask?

Maybe ask.

I've been working on it. Thank you.

You have a great ask.

I really, I've been in the gym a lot,
working hard.

I want to fucking do this again. Yeah.

Do you want to

spread it again?

Yeah.

This is, like, my favorite thing.

I love being jerked off, too. Like, you
know, just, like, being... I don't know.

It's good.

I also have this thing where, like, when
I'm dating guys, I'll just have them

jerk off in front of me.

Like, I don't know. I just want to watch
them come in their own hands. Like,

it's fun.

You know?

Show me how desperate you are for me
when you're not even inside of me. It's

great.

Another good one is, like, they just
come onto my pussy.

They just jerk off and come onto the
hole. It's pretty wonderful.

Yeah, I like it when I get my fingers
all in there.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck yes.

Fuck

yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Is...

Oh my god.

You fucking hate me.

I fucking love to do that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna use your cushion to let it
come. Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

You should.

Okay, I will.

There's a lot of fun things to do up
there, a lot of fun places.

I mean, it's just an all -around great
place to just hang out, right?

Yeah. I love it there.

Yeah. I love the people.

It's just a good vibe. Like, there's
nothing about Seattle that I don't like.

Even the weather, living here has made
me appreciate the season so much more.

Oh, I know.

Oh, yeah.

You walk out on that, like, first
February day, and you can smell the

the air. The crocuses come and, like,
bloom a little bit. You're like, ooh,

on, baby.

Not going to be snowing for much longer.

You know what I liked about it? And this
is so weird. We went a few times, but

we went during the 2016 election. Not to
talk about politics, but...

It was so interesting because people
were so respectful there of everyone.

don't want to talk about it. Yeah.

Genuinely. It was really surprising.

I was like, no.

People think Seattle is a super liberal.

There's nothing wrong with being
liberal. But it's different from

that, like, in Portland, if you differ
opinions, you're going to get punched.

If you are in Seattle and you differ
opinions, it's like, oh, okay.

At best, like at worst, you know?

Otherwise than that, it's just like, you
know, people are people.

I walked into a restaurant and they
were, or this little cafe where they

talking politics.

And the second I walked in, they stopped
because they didn't know if I was an

agreement or not. So they were like, I
was like, they don't want to like, you

know.

There is this really great French place
called Le Pichet.

It was Anthony Bourdain's favorite place
to get.

breakfast in seattle it's above post
alley it's this tiny little bistro it's

smaller than the living room here okay
um just like the greatest quiches you've

ever had in your life just delicious
i'll send it to you i think so i have

to double check i haven't been back to
seattle since covid ended okay which i

don't know i'm just scared to see how
things have changed there's a place

pie bar

There's a place called Pie Bar. They
have dessert -inspired cocktails and a

-up window for pie at all hours. They
close at 2.

You can get a chicken pot pie at 2 a
.m., and it's the best chicken pot pie

your life.

How do you spell that? L -E -P

-I -C -H -E -T.

That French in high school is really
paying off.

It's currently open right now.

Wonder Bar.

That one's really good. Pie Bar is
really good.

The Pink Door is in Post Alley.

It's this tiny little Italian restaurant
that overlooks the sound and they do

live jazz in the evening.

It's called Pie Bar? Pie Bar and then
Pink Door.

Sorry. Sorry.

There's grapes in the kitchen.

Don't make me look bad, Chloe.

Okay, wait.

What was the other place that you just
mentioned? Pink door.

You can tell because the only way you
know it's there is a pink door. Okay.

all right.

Okay, the pink door.

Kind of like Sean's shoes.

Just bubblegumming. Have you ever been
to Elliot in West Seattle?

Yes. Excellent.

Yes. We love the Jumbo Liar Company. And
no place can make Jumbo Liar like this

place. There is actually a... They move.
They're here, though.

They're off Ventura.

The guy that I'm dating, he picked me up
some gumbo the other day. I lived in

Alabama for like five or six years.

So you know good gumbo. I know good
gumbo. What is it called?

It's just a truck. They do baby back
ribs, pork, and beef.

Are they a traveling... But they're
mostly by that Petco off of Ventura by

Erewhon.

Okay. Studio City.

Delicious. Sorry. I'm just making y 'all
more hungry. I know.

I'm one meal a day. You get to leave
after this.

I'm one meal a day. I can't even fucking
eat. One meal a day?

I'm trying to lose weight.

That's the only way I can do it, I
think.

Try faster, because that's what I've
been doing. Because when I get off bed,

so tired.

There are these meals that they deliver.

I love them.

I just add another butter and some salt,
which probably doesn't help.

How old are you?

I'll be 25 in two months.

Dad, when we get in our 40s, I'm in
capitalism.

Yeah. Well, I also run like three miles
a day,

and I have personal training sessions
twice a week. I don't have personal

training, but I literally will walk my
eight miles.

It's good.

It lets me think.

I loved it, yeah.

You're a Taylor Swift fan, no?

Are you going to go see the movie? I'm
real jazzed about it. Yes, I already

reservations.

I haven't gotten them yet, just because
they're very expensive.

The tickets?

Aren't they like $40 or something like
that? Somebody said that they were $50.

No, I'm going to the Sinopolis, and it
was like $20 a ticket.

That's what normally we pay for.

I mean, when I'm bored at home, I put on
the Reputation Tour from Netflix.

That's a good one.

I don't understand what she's doing
dating Travis Kelsey.

Did you see those photos from the MTV
Music Awards where she had coke up her

nose? I think it's a distraction from
that. Because immediately after, she

started hanging out with Travis.

Wait, wait, cocaine?

She's smiling on the red carpet, lifting
her chin a little bit, and you can see

the white in the back.

Come on.

She's a grown woman. She just ended a
very long relationship. Let her do a

couple of little snow angels.

Whatever.

Taylor deserves the Coke.

Where were we?

Missionary.

Look it up.

And then you can just come on my boobs,
too. And then I'll just...

Perfect.

I really like your hat, by the way.

Thank you. Yeah, it's a good one.

Oh, shit, okay.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Yeah,

thank you.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Alright, let's do this.

Hold on for a minute.

Yes. Oh, my God. Fuck.

Yeah.

Is that going to drop in your mouth?

Oh, fuck. That's so hot.

Well,

thanks for coming on a date with me.

Thanks for fucking me.

Oh, absolutely.

Holy shit. Have you liked a date, guys?

Woo!

Same time next year? Yeah, easily.

Next week.

Thank you guys for trusting us to set
you up on a blind date.

Honestly, Jack, you can set me up
anytime. This is wonderful. Yeah, this

super sick.

Really appreciate it.