All language subtitles for BB When Porn Was Amazing 26 (720)

Star Maker, take me and make me

a star.

Star Maker, Heartbreaker, show me who
you are.

Set my sails for fairy tales.

Snow White never had it so good.

There's a star.

This big appetite for hot night.

I can't seem to satisfy.

This sensation just makes me.

Who's the fairest one of all?

I ask you a question.

Who's the fairest one of all?

Hey, dummy.

It's not even 8 o 'clock.

You wake me up with that same bullshit
question every morning.

pussy out my face. I ain't in my coffee
yet.

Goddamn.

Come on out of there.

If you're looking for some information,
you gotta be giving up something.

Do you think you're man enough to handle
me this morning?

Shit. When I was a kid, I used to wet
the bed.

Everybody does.

Yeah, but not from the bathroom.

Wow.

Ain't easy being a fantasy.

Once upon a time, there was a very sexy
lady named Joyce.

Her whole life has been a fairy tale,
having real and imagined fantasies come

true with her friends.

The Mirror Fantasy, Elmer Happy, Erin
Grumpy and Lois Sneezy, just

to name a few.

She's an actress in the tinsel town of
Hollywood and has the beauty and talent

to be a movie star.

Joyce is happy in the land of movie
stars and the world of make -believe.

She's in her own fantasy world, dreaming
of that one big break that will make

her a star.

Hollywood is a city where dreams come
true.

Love wins out, and Joyce marries Dr. Leo
White.

All is well, except Joyce is a wee bit
jealous of her beautiful stepdaughter,

Snow. It seems that Snow occupied too
much of Dr.

White's time, and Joyce wants him all to
herself.

She's used to getting everything she
wants.

Though she's beautiful, Joyce has an
uncontrollable fear that she isn't the

beautiful and feels there's too much
competition with snow in the picture.

Joyce has a very large appetite for sex
and fulfills her desires in the flesh

and in her erotic fantasy.

Thank you.

my genie.

Yeah.

Do it.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, here it comes.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Will you go see if they're ready?

Answer your question, dummy.

You just know what it is the fairest of
them all.

Good morning.

Good morning, darling.

It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Yes?

Breakfast is ready.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, tell with breakfast. Come on
back to bed, huh? I wish I could, but I

have a full schedule at the hospital
today.

Okay, well, at your loss, I serve a
better breakfast.

I do know that.

Except do that.

Morning, Jane. What's for breakfast this
morning?

Sausage and eggs.

Just eggs for me.

I've been eating a little too much
sausage lately.

What are your plans this morning?

Oh, nothing special.

I've been meaning to talk to you about
Snow, though.

Yes.

Look, I know she doesn't like me.

Thank you, darling. And Lord knows I've
tried to make her. Make her understand.

She just doesn't realize what I'm doing
is for her own good.

Well, she's still very young. She hasn't
made up her mind as yet.

Oh, she's not all that young.

She's 19 and she's still Daddy's little
girl.

No matter what her age, she's still my
daughter.

That's just it, honey. That's why she
has no direction.

You'll always think of her as your baby,
thank you.

I mean, when I was 19, I had a career.

Let's not argue. That's one of the
reasons she's left home. Oh, what you

say is I forced her out of the house.

Well, I did. I wanted to.

I mean, believe me, I'm only trying to
do what's best for her.

I mean, she's got to become productive.

You know, she can't be a pure, innocent
little girl for the rest of her life.

Anyway, I set up an appointment for her
with my aunt.

Agent today at 3 o 'clock.

And I want you to make sure she keeps
it, please.

Well, maybe you're right.

Snow's coming to the hospital this
morning to pick up her allowance.

I'll make sure she makes the
appointment.

Oh, beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm not going to rush.

I'm not ready.

Oh,

don't forget, we have that convention
this evening.

I have my bags packed already.

I'll be ready. I'm looking forward to
it.

Please, you know how forgetful you are.

How can you say that?

I never forget.

Bye. Bye, love.

Mobile unit 137.

Could you please get me 227 -6000?

This is Dr. White.

Morning, Nancy.

I was expecting my daughter this
morning. Has she arrived yet?

Please tell her to wait in my office.

I should be there shortly.

How can you say snow is the fairest of
all?

Oh, you're such a Hollywood square.

That's an easy one.

She's pure. She's innocent. She's the
apple of her daddy's eye.

Oh. That's awful.

Makes her sound like a bar of ivory
soap.

Why don't we fix up our own little
apple? You know, with a love potion 69.

That'll take care of her.

All her pure innocence.

It's the young that I've got to work on.
Here, honey.

I don't need to stick around for this.

Right.

And I know just the way to make her eat
it.

But won't her daddy be surprised when he
sees her belly rise?

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Snow.

How do I look?

Do you like it?

I just bought it. You look adorable.

You know, Joyce and I were talking about
you at breakfast this morning.

Don't give me that pouty face.

You know Joyce loves you, and she is
concerned about you.

I know.

I just wish it could be like it used to
be. Just you and me, Dad.

I hate to admit it, but you are growing
up.

And Joyce and I love you, but we have a
life of our own.

You don't want to be saddled with an old
fogey like me around your neck the rest

of your life.

Oh, Daddy.

You're no old fogey. Yeah, I know. Just
a fogey.

No, but seriously, Joyce is concerned.
And she does love you, and she set up an

interview with her agent.

With her agent?

Nothing definite.

But would you like training to be an
actress?

Gee, I don't know, Dad.

Well, you try. Do it for me, will you?

Okay, just for you, Dad. Here's your
dress, Dad.

I hope I can find it.

Yes, here it is.

I'll be down in two seconds.

Thank you.

Elmer J.

Happy?

Mr. Happy's office.

I'm sorry, he's not in at the moment.

May I take a message?

Okay, I'll tell him that you called, Mr.
Grumpy.

Good to see you.

It's been an awfully long time. Too
long.

Is Elmer in?

No. Why don't you wait in his office?

He should be back in a half hour.

Yeah, okay, I think I'd like to do that.

I need a favor.

Hello? No, I'm sorry he isn't here right
now.

Could you please hold all calls for at
least half an hour?

Thank you.

Well, what can I do to help you?

Well... The reason I set an appointment
up for Snow with Elmer this afternoon is

so that you could convince her to come
to this masquerade party I'm throwing

this evening.

Can't you just ask her?

Oh, God, no. You've got to be kidding. I
despise the little brat.

She's coming between my husband and me,
you know.

So, I've loaded this apple with a love
potion. It'll make her go crazy.

I want her father to realize she's not a
pure, innocent little girl. You know

what I mean?

Well, listen, Elmer has agreed to give
her the red carpet treatment, and I want

you to make sure that she eats the
sample before she gets to my house by 9.

Well, the apple will take care of the
rest of it, huh?

I think that can be arranged.

Seems I can spend after a long time.

I was just thinking the very same thing.

Let me take those pins out.

Feel good.

Hmm.

Don't have that allergy, huh?

Well, whenever somebody comes by mouth,
I just have to sneeze.

It's hereditary.

All the sneezy sneeze.

Well, it's different.

Feels good.

You're an original lover.

Is this Mr. Happy's office?

Yes, it is. He must be Snow White. Yes,
I am.

Okay.

Mr. Happy, Snow White has arrived.

Send her right in.

Okay, thank you.

Come right this way, Mr. Happy.

Oh, man.

Now, stay right there. Let me look at
you.

You're much more beautiful than I
expected.

Do you really think so?

Of course.

I've represented the most beautiful
women in Hollywood. The biggest, the

best.

You're funny.

Good afternoon, white residence.

Yes, one moment, please.

Mrs. White, it's Miss Meezy from
Creative Star Agency.

Thank you, Jane.

Hello?

Snow just got here. She's been happy,
love.

Everything is going to be taken care of.

Fabulous.

Another reason I called is to tell you
that Aaron Grumpy is casting for his new

show, Charlie's Devils.

You just might want to ask him to the
party.

Aaron Grumpy?

I'm Grumpy and Goldstein?

Right, the one who produces husky and
starch.

What a great idea.

Can you handle the invitation for me?
Sure, honey.

Oh, and be sure to invite all the freaky
people you know.

I'd really like to do that.

I'll talk to you later. Goodbye.

Ciao.

I can see it now.

MGM! Ta -da!

Warner Brothers!

Ta -da!

Paramount! Ta -da!

Bradley presents Miss Snow White!

Ta -da!

I don't want to be a movie star.

You'll meet Robert Redford. Okay.

We're off to the studio.

Miss Sneezy, I want you to take Snow to
the studio.

Now, take her wardrobe, makeup. It's
going to be the red carpet treatment. I

want her to shine at that party tonight.

Now, you take her directly to the party,
and I'll meet you there, okay?

She's a wonderful, wonderful girl.

I see you're going to be a star.

Is that your lunch?

No, this is a good luck apple.

Are you ready? Mm -hmm.

She's got fiery eyes that glisten. She
climbs the ladder of success.

When she talks, nobody listens.

They say she looks just like the rest.

Phones that never read seem to make the
loudest sound.

She searches for the answers, but her
hands are tied and bound.

She's a moon.

It's crowded at the bottom. You know
it's lonely at the top.

When she went, her friends are jealous.

But they're the only friends she's got.

She can't trust someone new.

That girl might steal her part.

Men all think she's beautiful and such
an easy mark.

She's a movie star.

Catch her when she falls or she'll
break.

It's been so long since I've seen you.

Oh. And who is this lovely child?

Oh, this is Snow White.

Snow White.

Oh, just put yourself in my hands, love.

Oh, you're just gorgeous.

And what are we doing for this young
lady?

We have to get her ready for Elmer J.
Happy's party tonight.

Mr. Happy's party? Oh, such things will
do with her. You just will not believe.

Remember, Bruce, I want it to look like
a real show place.

An arena of erotic fun and excitement,
huh?

Oh, and while I'm thinking about it,
take the bed out and put it in the

room and make it the center of
attraction.

Oh, Jesus, I love it.

I simply adore it.

I could put revolving floodlights in the
corners and strobes shining on the bed.

Believe me, when I get finished with
this place, you'll swear you just

into the Arabian Nights.

I'll come as the queen.

Oh, I thought I was coming as the queen.

You are one, darling.

This is a masquerade. Be original.

Why don't you come as a closet?

You don't have to get so damn bitchy
simply because you're one whole lot.

What are you, the jealous one?

Jane, what the hell is going on here?

We're having a masquerade ball.

Where's Mrs. White?

She's in the playroom.

Thank you.

Oh, Leo!

Elmer J. Happy called me this afternoon
and he asked me to throw this masquerade

party. He's unveiling one of his new
lovelies.

Joyce, you forgot.

Oh, no.

I got you this divine Harpo Marx
costume.

You forgot the convention.

No, I didn't.

When is it?

Our airplane leaves in about 45 minutes.

Oh, God.

I forgot.

Oh, darling, I'm terribly sorry.

It just slipped my mind. Well, I guess
you'll have to go without me.

I don't know what I'm going to do with
you.

You have to use your head more often.

Oh, I will, darling. I will, I promise.

Starting tonight.

But come here. I want to show you the
stand I got for this evening.

Is flight 565 to New York on schedule?

Thank you.

Everything okay, darling?

Yeah, the flight's on schedule.

I really wish you could join me.

This is going to be an interesting
convention.

Don't you think so?

We're going to have lectures on new
types of organic compounds.

I'm really sorry. I'm going to miss it.

But you know, I would just absolutely
insist that I get this doll party.

I do have my image to maintain.

I understand, dear.

Do try to have a good time without me.
Oh, I will try, darling. You know that.

But it's going to be hard without you.

I understand.

I'll walk you to the door.

We've blown it!

What are we going to do now?

I mean, I planned this whole... party
just to prove to my husband that this

precious little snow isn't so goddamn
pure and innocent.

It's not my fault, you know, Sandy.

I just fantasied.

Look, party not total loss.

Aaron Grumpy come look for Star for
Charlie's Devils.

That's true.

Yeah, but now I have to compete with the
sex -crazed virgin thanks to you and

that goddamn apple.

Take him to other room.

Gotta learn to use head once in a while.

That's the second time I've heard that
tonight.

So, I invited about 50 guests, and, uh,
hey, I hear, uh, loneliness can snow the

apple. So, everything's going pretty
well.

I'm pretty happy about it. Oh, hey,
Albert, I want to meet that man.

Aaron Grumpy! Hey, I've got someone I
want you to meet.

This is Joyce White.

For a moment, I didn't know whether I
was meeting the Joyce White or two Yule

Brenners.

Mr. Grumpy, I have heard so much about
you.

I've always wanted to be in one of your
television programs.

Well, why don't we talk about it
sometime?

Why don't we talk about it now, before
the party?

I'll do anything to get the lead in your
show.

What do you mean by anything?

I think the word is self -explanatory.

What did she say?

You inquired, what do you mean by
anything?

She replied, I think the word is self
-explanatory.

I'm a very busy man and that's why I
don't have time for games. I like

everything spelled out for me.

Elmer is unveiling a new discovery.

Very boring.

Why don't we go to another room and talk
about this card?

I'd be delighted, yeah.

Broken heart, picking up pieces of a
party long forgotten.

Oh, I wish I could go back, figure out
the reason. Wonder how it ever got

started. I was by the front foot up
against the post.

Radio.

It feels so good. Oh, baby, look it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

take it all.

Oh. Oh, suck me.

your name anyway?

Oh, baby.

Oh, turn it shut.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, do it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, just turn it right around the head.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, suck it.

Oh, yeah.

How'd that feel, baby?

Oh.

Better

boy.

Isn't everyone going to take you?

No, it's not going to happen.

Aaron hasn't been around for about two
and a quarter years.

That's why I'm crying.

I do all this sucking.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, I'm gonna make it dry.

Ah!

Oh baby.

Oh, you've got the nicest ass.

My dick.

Oh, Jay, my dick.

Ouch.

Oh, that feels so horrible. It's good.

Oh, that hurts so good.

Good.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Attention! Attention, everybody!

Attention! Come on, stop talking.

Admiral J. Happy happily introduces the
face.

I want to fuck everybody tonight.

It's so corny. Fuck me.

Fuck me.

That's it.

Yeah.

Eat it. Eat it. Good.

Wow,

hell with the drinks.

Get her on the bar.

Eat that pussy.

Eat it.

All right. Look at that.

Come on now, it's my turn.

Oh, what a hole, man.

Yeah, it's all the fun.

Ah, you could have some fun, too. Come
on, let's go.

Let me have a turn, man.

All right, take numbers, man. We'll take
numbers over here.

Let's go.

Look at that. Whoo!

I'm ready.

Oh, baby, I want you to come.

Put her on the floor.

Yeah, put her on the floor. Come on,
man. Go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go.

Fuckin' bastard Carter.

Next.

I'm coming.

But, Elmer, there must be some more
people you can get.

I'm afraid not. They're all spent.

Mr. Grumpy.

You haven't met my latest discovery.

Miss Snow White.

My God, you're ravishing.

You're handsome.

Excuse me, I didn't get that.

Get away, God damn it, and leave us
alone.

Come with me, my beauty. I'm going to
make you a star.

Didn't Durante say that?

Aaron never said anything original in
his entire life.

For some reason, I have an awful craving
for an apple.

I don't have any apples.

But I do want to love you.

And I want to do it just once.

And it will be beautiful.

Why once? You haven't had a woman since
1946.

Yeah, I was in my 39 Chevrolet at a
drive -in. The movie was It

Happened One Night.

Did you enjoy it?

I loved it, so she put popcorn up my
ass.

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right.

Please, do it to me again.

Only once.

You mean you're going to wait another 38
years?

every other chick in Hollywood.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Joyce White
is fairest of all.

With all her charm and wit, she will be
the star of Aaron Groovey's new hit.

With all your charm and all your wit,
Joycey baby, I gotta tell you... Full of

shit. It says right here.

It's Snow White that joined Charlie's
Devils. Hey, sorry, Joyce.

Fuck, shit.

Goddamn.

Lois,

put me through to Elmer J. Happy right
this minute.

Of course this is Joyce White.

Yes? Is this Miss Derpy? Yes. Miss
Derpy's closet?

Yes. I have a collect call from someone
named Charlie.

A collect call?

I'll accept.

Go ahead, please.

Hi, Charlie.

What can I do for you?

This is important.

Where are the other girls?

I made an excuse to get them out of the
home because their boyfriends are coming

over tonight.

Why are you in heat again?

I'm ashamed of you.

I never said I was an angel, Charlie,
did I?

I called to tell you to be careful. Mad
little turd has broken out of prison and

has sworn revenge on you.

Oh, my God. What are we going to do?

We? Don't you ever watch the show?
Nobody knows me.

I'm going to the theater. What are you
going to do?

Cut.

How's the sound?

Sounds okay.

How about the picture? Really good.

Okay. Let's get on to this scene 27.

This is where the villain comes in.

Where's Bashful at? Come in, Bashful.

I'm ready to go, Eric.

Look, Bash, you've got to be a very
strong energy level.

He said, I want you to put out
everything you can.

Do you really understand?

Yeah, I think I can do it.

What the? Look at his hair, for Christ's
sake. He looks like little orphan

Annie. Christ, he could have scared the
balls off a monkey.

Where's the wardrobe?

Give me, come on in here.

Jesus Christ, give him some makeup.

Put some right on his hair.

All that down, good.

Get it over on the other side more.

Jesus Christ.

Who does your hair for crying out loud?

Remember, I want you to rough her up.

She sent you to prison just because you
killed her father.

You've got a right to be mad.

Yeah, but you don't really want me to
hurt her, do you?

She doesn't mind. That's her thing.
You're the director.

You've got it.

Places.

Sound tape.

Ready to roll.

Roll sound.

Speed.

Roll camera.

Rolling.

Mark it.

101H, take two.

Action.

I wonder where he put this so he would
never find it.

He'll never look it up.

away from that oven oh my god gun you
hid there remember me baby mad

dog turk yeah no slammer was big enough
to hold me now

you're gonna get yours oh geez that

looks great like you didn't even see it
coming i get a feeling about that

That's a prayer at half hour large.

Are you okay?

Oh, I think so, but why didn't you do
that anyway?

Mr. Grumpy changed his script.

Yeah, well, he didn't tell me about it.
He likes surprises.

I hope it looks good on film.

Well, I'm going to have some lunch.

Oh, listen, why don't you have some with
me, Snow? Walk down to the commissary

and get something.

I don't want to be tempted. I'm on a
very special apple diet.

Well, I'll just order something in,
okay?

Hey, hey, Joe.

Ham and cheese sandwich and a beer,
please. What?

Ham and cheese sandwich and a beer.

There's no beer in the lot I just said.
Oh, Pepsi, then.

Okay.

No, that'll be coming pretty soon.
Thanks.

Something's wrong.

I don't feel so good. What is it, Snow?

Help! Help! Someone get a doctor! Fast!
Call an ambulance!

Someone help!

Snow, are you all right? So fainted.
Quick, get a doctor. Someone help. Fast,

get a doctor.

I had that part.

What happened? Oh, Elmer, you didn't
tune it out.

that contract he said he'd be back he
said it was my part and now snow has it

there's only one person that could have
done this one lousy person elmer

when i get a hold of you elmer j happy
when i get a hold of you

Where are you, you son of a bitch? When
I get my hands on you, I'm gonna knock

your dick in the dirt!

You dirty devil!

Lassie! Son of a bitch!

Bastard! That poor in Charlie's devil's
with mine and you've got snow in it!

Take it easy, Joyce.

I got news for you. Yeah, well, I got
news for you and none of it's good.

Peace?

part for you.

I've got a part for you. In the biggest
movie of the year. In the biggest movie

of the year.

Francis Ford cappuccinos. Francis Ford
cappuccinos. The Godmother.

The what?

You're kidding.

No. Aaron Grumpy's producing it.

He wants me?

Yes.

He said your performance the other
weekend was the greatest he'd ever been

involved in.

Now, don't be surprised if he pops in
your house this evening.

He didn't even touch me.

This is a new errand. He called me 15
times to make up this evening with you.

Yeah, well, this evening's fine.

I think there's some way to get Leo out
of the house.

That'll be all, Miss Sneezy.

Could you have this typed up and on my
desk in 15 minutes?

Yes, sir. Thank you.

Congratulations, Joyce.

Yes, congratulations.

What is the part involved?

Oh, it's easy.

You just have to carry around this
horse's head, a bag of quick -drying

put cotton in your cheeks, and go, talk.

Thought you could.

You're the best agent.

I know it.

Aren't you happy?

You're a sweetheart.

I still get 10%.

I'm afraid I took matters into my own
hands. The world must be nuts.

They thought Paul Revere was the
original Minuteman.

Mr.

Grumpy's here to see you, ma 'am. From
the World 2 show, there he is.

Aaron! What an unexpected surprise.

I'm so glad you could come. Oh, gosh.

I got something for you. I have some
contracts you want to sign.

What kind of contracts?

For what?

It's for Godmother's part one, two, and
three.

Three of them? Isn't that neat?

I can't believe it. I thought you'd like
that.

Let's take a look.

You want to see them?

No, no, no. I think we can sign these
later, don't you?

Well, I got some things for tonight,
too.

Yes, I see.

You certainly have a way with words.

Yeah, my brother's a farmer.

I can tell.

Listen, I can't even deal with these at
the moment.

Oh, I had a hard day.

Let's see what we can do.

Oh, this looks like fun.

Oh, such an evening I have planned for
you.

Oh, this sounds great. I need a good
evening.

Not yet.

I think I'm putting on a pound.

Get over there.

Yeah, get in there.

Yeah, just, you know, sit down. Waste
time.

I'll get behind you.

That feels great.

When did you get this thing?

Oh, God, it's been a long time since
you've been here.

you know

Hi. Is that your maid?

Jane. Come in, Jane.

Care to join us?

Sure would. What took you so long to
ask?

We didn't see you. We just saw you.

Take those shoes off and join me.

Here.

Take those shoes off.

I had no... I had no idea you would like
this, James.

It's a good way to end that today.

Well, I'm sure glad you are.

Who are you?

I'm Dr. Charming.

Where am I? What am I doing here?

You're at the medical center.

You were stricken with a heartbreak of
apple bio -itis.

Don't be afraid.

You'll be all right now.

I'm not afraid.

I just had the strangest feeling come
over me when you kissed me.

Would you do it again?

My pleasure.

Here, lie down over here so I can suck
your cock.

Something.

Oh, that feels good.

Come on.

I like that.

You know, just the thing to do, Erin.

It's awful, isn't it?

It's going crazy.

How's that feeling?

Is it going on?

Yeah, no, it's good.

How's that?

Work it.

Work it.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Now you guys are doing good,

good.

Work it.

Your mouth is so good.

Yeah, that's great

Yeah,

let's do it

Joyce, we have a contract.

Just sign.

On one condition.

I get the anti -shame phase full goody
as part of my contract.

Even with your family?

Especially.

Got it.

Jane, you'll take me to the shower,
won't you?

I sure will, Grumpy.

All right,

Aaron. Run away.

Mr. Grumpy, are you able to shower now?
Yes, I am.

Jane, you may go in my bath, too,
please. I sure will, I think. Remember,

.m.

We start.

I'll send my chauffeur to the car.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

What the hell's going on here?

It's all right, baby. Look, I'll be with
you in just a second. I guess there's

only one thing to say.

So long, sweetheart.

Hey, man, wait for me, boogie. I'm going
too.

Oh, you too, Jeannie.

It's okay. You'll get along without us.
There's another fantasy coming along

right now.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Is anybody in there?

Hello?

Bob, are you in there?

I missed my plane.

I guess I lost my job.

I am your fantasy.

Oh, I tell you are.

Hollywood.

My fucking town.

And I love it.