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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,794 --> 00:01:04,354 So, girls, what are we gonna do for our birthday? 2 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,333 Sue, we have plenty of time. To figure something out. 3 00:01:10,002 --> 00:01:11,664 But this is the big 1... 8. 4 00:01:11,904 --> 00:01:14,135 I mean, every year since our moms met in the hospital, 5 00:01:14,273 --> 00:01:15,366 We've done something new and special, 6 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:18,510 But this has to be newer and more special. 7 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:20,843 So what's something we've never done before? 8 00:01:21,747 --> 00:01:24,216 - Mushrooms? - No, not like that. 9 00:01:24,483 --> 00:01:25,451 Like something nice. 10 00:01:26,485 --> 00:01:28,818 - Like maybe a trip. - Like a mushroom trip? 11 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:30,321 No. 12 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:34,257 Sorry, Sue. I have a date. 13 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:37,328 So do I. Sorry, Sue. 14 00:01:37,563 --> 00:01:39,532 Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out. 15 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:00,419 - Oh, flowers. Are these from you? - Yeah. Sure. 16 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,056 Here you go. 17 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:05,982 No card? But I thought I saw one. 18 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:08,320 I didn't know how to put my feelings into words. 19 00:02:09,161 --> 00:02:10,493 I guess, um... 20 00:02:11,230 --> 00:02:12,528 You still make me... 21 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,727 Nervous. 22 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,869 Oh, Jake. 23 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,977 Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute. 24 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,637 Uh, no, Jake. Not yet. 25 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:30,239 When we do it, I want it to be really special, 26 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:33,886 - The best night of my life. - It will be, I promise. 27 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,419 It'll always be amazing. 28 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,456 With you and me together. 29 00:02:45,564 --> 00:02:49,296 Jake, no. I have to go. I have to work on my art project. 30 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,396 You know, I thought art was gonna be a really easy elective, 31 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:55,335 But guess I should have taken more math. Heh. 32 00:02:56,475 --> 00:02:58,910 Uh, so you're gonna come to my birthday, okay? 33 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,206 - This saturday? - Of course. 34 00:03:06,285 --> 00:03:07,412 Thanks. 35 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,217 Okay, bye. 36 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,527 Not bad. 37 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:00,270 - Hello. - Cheryl, 38 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:02,271 we have to talk about our birthday plans. 39 00:04:02,441 --> 00:04:03,340 I mean, it's only two days away, 40 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:06,036 and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate. 41 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:10,211 So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to... 42 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:12,817 Oh, Sue, um, I meant to tell you before, 43 00:04:12,985 --> 00:04:14,283 But I wanted to be sure. 44 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,422 Um, I think I'm gonna spend my birthday with jake. 45 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,454 Uh, I'm gonna lose my virginity to him. 46 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,084 You know, I want to surprise him. 47 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,297 What? But you can't. 48 00:04:24,563 --> 00:04:27,123 I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage. 49 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,895 Besides, you can't do that to us. You can't break tradition that way. 50 00:04:32,805 --> 00:04:35,331 This is bad. You know, I'm gonna tell Lexi. 51 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,406 She's gonna be very unhappy about this. 52 00:04:44,683 --> 00:04:46,151 Come on, Lexi. 53 00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:52,915 Oh, baby, you're so hot. 54 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,253 - I'm gonna do you so good. - Oh, yeah, baby? 55 00:04:55,394 --> 00:04:56,885 - Yeah. - What was your name again? 56 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,497 Rod, sex god. 57 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,934 That's right. That's the body of a real man. 58 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,412 Oh, sorry. I just gotta get my phone. 59 00:05:16,682 --> 00:05:19,208 Oh, it's an sos from Sue. Hold on. 60 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,355 My contacts. 61 00:05:23,522 --> 00:05:24,683 Go time. 62 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,917 No. Wait. I need to find my contacts. 63 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:29,790 They're in here somewhere. 64 00:05:30,362 --> 00:05:32,331 - Oh, there's one. - Nipple. 65 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,693 - Sorry. - I didn't say stop, though. 66 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,130 Hit them both. 67 00:05:37,536 --> 00:05:39,767 Oh, hey. It's my buddy JJ. Is that cool? 68 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:44,844 Oh. Uh, uh... okay. I guess. 69 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,513 As long as you told him I'm still a virgin, So no fucking. 70 00:05:49,081 --> 00:05:50,208 Oh. 71 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:54,748 Oh. 72 00:05:59,124 --> 00:06:02,253 Lexi is so upset, she's speechless. 73 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:05,024 Yeah, right. I bet. 74 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,446 Oh, my gosh. 75 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:25,416 Bye. 76 00:06:25,751 --> 00:06:29,847 Oh, my gosh. Five orgasms in a row. 77 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:33,791 Oh, there's my contact. 78 00:06:44,803 --> 00:06:48,399 Cheryl's losing her virginity on saturday? 79 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,075 Oh, no. 80 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:55,180 Does not compute. Want to talk... 81 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,079 - In person... - Asap. 82 00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:01,883 - Oh. - Huh. I Hi. 83 00:07:03,522 --> 00:07:04,455 So when did you get home? 84 00:07:04,623 --> 00:07:07,457 - So is it true? - Yes, it is. 85 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:11,325 It's just it's the right time, And jake's the right man. 86 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:16,900 I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, 87 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,937 And he has a really bright future ahead of him, 88 00:07:19,104 --> 00:07:21,335 So I just think it's the right time. 89 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,808 Lexi, tell her. 90 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,034 Losing our virginity is one of those milestones. 91 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:26,303 We all have to face together. 92 00:07:26,512 --> 00:07:28,981 On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday. 93 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,174 Like maybe on our 23rd birthday 94 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,752 Or maybe even like our twenty... Ni... 95 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:36,253 Eighth, maybe. 96 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:41,791 Listen, guys, um, I know it's tradition, but sorry. 97 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,833 But, Cheryl, sue is right. 98 00:07:50,202 --> 00:07:52,467 We do always do something special on our birthda... 99 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,739 Does Jake really have Such a tiny, little needle dick? 100 00:07:57,242 --> 00:08:00,440 It's not Jake. It's the male ideal, 101 00:08:00,512 --> 00:08:04,677 Like a greek god or sue's dad. 102 00:08:04,883 --> 00:08:06,215 Right. 103 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:08,484 Yeah, I guess you're right. 104 00:08:08,687 --> 00:08:10,918 I mean, it kinda sucks. I'm not really an artist. 105 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,115 Girls, can you just stop changing the subject? 106 00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,994 The point is we should all lose our virginities together... 107 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:18,824 on the same day, and I'm just not ready yet. 108 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,890 I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right. 109 00:08:22,167 --> 00:08:24,193 Look, I can go either way. 110 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:28,773 I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal. 111 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,203 I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed. 112 00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:34,775 Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway. 113 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,007 But if you want to do it this year, then... 114 00:08:38,717 --> 00:08:40,208 ...maybe we all should. 115 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:44,355 You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing. 116 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,394 Where are you going? It's 6:30 in the morning. 117 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,621 To church to pray for you. 118 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,498 Want to be first in line. 119 00:08:54,266 --> 00:08:56,235 Well, I'm getting some sleep. 120 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,802 Yeah, me, too. 121 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:08,107 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. 122 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,381 It has been four days since my last confession. 123 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,142 I accuse myself of the following sins... 124 00:09:12,384 --> 00:09:13,443 Mm... Hmm. 125 00:09:14,953 --> 00:09:17,889 Okay, so I... I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but... 126 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:20,183 It's about sex. 127 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:21,917 Uh... Huh. 128 00:09:22,761 --> 00:09:26,357 I mean, not me. I've... I've never gone past second base with a guy. 129 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:27,726 Uh... Huh. 130 00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,929 I... I've never even seen a guy's... 131 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,996 Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my ken doll, 132 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:37,137 But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I... I wanted to see his thing, 133 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,574 But there was nothing there. 134 00:09:41,313 --> 00:09:43,111 Okay, so it's about my friends, 135 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,251 My best friends. 136 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,214 They're gonna do something really bad this weekend. 137 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:50,447 Okay. Third base. 138 00:09:50,889 --> 00:09:55,156 What? No, like sex. Like intercourse. 139 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,919 With boys they barely even know. 140 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,427 I mean, they really need a sinnervention, 141 00:09:58,630 --> 00:09:59,620 if you know what I mean. 142 00:09:59,798 --> 00:10:02,893 All the way. Go all the way. 143 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,262 What are do... 144 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,337 How could you do s... 145 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,911 You're a bad, bad person. 146 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:15,708 What? 147 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,416 Yes. Yes! 148 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:25,681 Run! Run! H... Home ru... 149 00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:28,187 Damn it. 150 00:10:29,394 --> 00:10:31,329 Fucking yankees. 151 00:10:32,831 --> 00:10:34,129 Sorry. 152 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:58,081 Sue, it is one p.m. 153 00:10:58,323 --> 00:10:59,655 Would you have a little consideration? 154 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,316 I'm trying to sleep. 155 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,123 Jeez, can you guys please keep it down? 156 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:07,965 I have an announcement to make. 157 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,033 I want to do it. 158 00:11:11,703 --> 00:11:13,535 Do you hear me? I want to do it. 159 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,342 This weekend on our birthday. 160 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,111 Do what? 161 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:21,509 It, screw. 162 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,844 You know, screwing, boning, making beast with two backs. 163 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,450 You know, shagging, Fucking! 164 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,412 You do? 165 00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:33,452 Uh, but what about all your religious stuff, 166 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,584 and, um, what about your sign from heaven? 167 00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:39,222 - Oh, I got a sign at church. - Really? 168 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,932 Well, okay, great. 169 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:43,933 We're all in then. 170 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:48,363 So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there, right? 171 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,332 Right. 172 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:55,842 I'll start making the shopping list. 173 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:02,214 I wonder what Jake's gonna get me for my birthday? 174 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,184 Maybe it's a ring. 175 00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:07,987 Or maybe it's like a rescue puppy. 176 00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:11,288 Oh. It'll be like the start of our new family. 177 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,433 Hey, check it out. 178 00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:17,297 So gross. 179 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,732 Uh, but you better put that away before sue sees it. 180 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,337 She'll have a heart attack. 181 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,650 Uh, Lexi, your bra, it has no cups. 182 00:12:33,885 --> 00:12:36,753 Yeah. Hence the term cupless bra. 183 00:12:37,589 --> 00:12:39,285 I don't know. Do you think it's hot enough? 184 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,791 No. I think it's ridiculous. 185 00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:48,895 It's like an oxymoron, like hairless wig or fingerless gloves... 186 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,799 - Mm, is it hot enough? - Or nonstick glue. 187 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,405 Or like crotchless panties. 188 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,609 Oh, right. Thank you for reminding me. 189 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,035 Party favors! 190 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:02,172 Oh. 191 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:06,142 Well! That's so wrong. 192 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:09,484 I know. Horrible. Doesn't vibrate. 193 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:12,054 It's broken. It's okay, though. I have another one. 194 00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:13,892 What? 195 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,321 You prefer that? 196 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:18,423 Well, which is it, Sue, manual or automatic? 197 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,294 Wait. You mean... 198 00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:22,966 Are you saying... 199 00:13:23,201 --> 00:13:25,602 You've never masturbated? 200 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,399 - No. - Like no, never? 201 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:32,042 - No, never. - Seriously, like never ever? 202 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,778 - No. - Uh, like never even in your sleep? 203 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,575 Or when you're bored? 204 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,614 Or when you're just anxious? 205 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,653 Like in the morning to help you wake up? 206 00:13:41,953 --> 00:13:43,819 Or at night to help you fall asleep? 207 00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:46,454 Or when you think about Jake and my's new puppy? 208 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,493 Yeah. Or when you go to visit. Your dead brother's grave? 209 00:13:49,961 --> 00:13:51,327 Or when you witness a murder? 210 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,623 Or when you put on lipstick and it gets on your teeth? 211 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,324 Or when you start going sky diving? 212 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,333 Or when you max out all your credit cards? 213 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,165 Or when you play jigsaw with your grandmother? 214 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:05,709 - Or just because? - Because you're really fucking horny? 215 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,244 No, never. 216 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,109 Like never, ever, ever, ever, ever. 217 00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:14,247 - But seriously, never? - Never. 218 00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:17,412 Look, can we just drop it? We have a whole house to decorate. 219 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:18,783 Yeah, okay. 220 00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,583 I just still can't get over it. 221 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:29,364 - Hey, Frank. - Oh. Hi, Sue. 222 00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:32,336 Guys, we didn't invite frank to the party. 223 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,472 I don't know. Do you think he'd even have fun? 224 00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,164 Yeah. He's blind. 225 00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:38,774 Blind people can do everything regular people can do. 226 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,279 He's not waving back. 227 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,051 Frank. Hey. Um, I was wondering. 228 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,319 Well, the house looks done. 229 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:30,254 Tomorrow's the big day. We finally turn 18. 230 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,557 And finally lose our virginity. 231 00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:34,296 Well, we better get our beauty sleep, 232 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,128 because the party starts tomorrow at 2:00. 233 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:39,463 So, okay, we know who Cheryl's gonna do it with, Jake. 234 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,231 And I'll probably do that guy Rod. 235 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,069 But, Sue, who are you gonna pick to pop your Cherry? 236 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:45,305 It's easy. 237 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,446 I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism. 238 00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:52,081 What the fuck is catechism? 239 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,810 I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter. 240 00:16:01,359 --> 00:16:02,793 Oh, my soul mate. 241 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:06,821 Chris? 242 00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:11,293 Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup. 243 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,167 - I mean... - What? No. Chris is perfect. 244 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:17,137 He played Jesus in Jesus Christ superstar last year at camp. 245 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,373 Plus his name is Chris. It's a sign. 246 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,276 Sue, the only sign is that Chris. 247 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,780 Has a major case of gay face. 248 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:26,817 What? He does not. 249 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,682 Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face. 250 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,819 He looks just like Justin Bieber. 251 00:16:31,456 --> 00:16:33,288 With a little bit of Zac Efron. 252 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:34,916 And just a hint of Ryan Seacrest. 253 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,924 Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest? 254 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,430 Look, Chris is my soul mate. 255 00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:42,500 Okay, well, sweet dreams. 256 00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:44,334 See you in the morning. 257 00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:48,966 I knew it would happen someday. 258 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,733 I just didn't expect it to happen so soon. 259 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,975 You're so perfect. 260 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,799 I knew that's what it looked like. 261 00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:17,385 Too bad no one could ever compare to you. 262 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,698 Wow. 263 00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:55,834 You are perfect. 264 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,937 Who are you? 265 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,411 Tomorrow's the day. 266 00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:28,430 Oh, my gosh. They're coming. 267 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,595 Lexi! Cheryl! Hurry! 268 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:35,468 Eww. Why? 269 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,605 It's for jake to unwrap me. It's gonna be really sexy. 270 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:39,902 I'm gonna surprise him. 271 00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:42,307 You're gonna die of asphyxiation. 272 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,379 It's gonna be really sexy. 273 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:45,813 It's stupid. Just screw him. 274 00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:47,543 That's what he wants. That's what all guys want. 275 00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:50,755 - Who hurt you as a child? - Oh, Christ. 276 00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:52,322 Can I wrap your mouth, too? 277 00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:56,050 Anyway, what guys want. Is someone who's sexy, 278 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,695 Not someone they can just have sex with. 279 00:19:57,929 --> 00:19:58,897 You're an idiot, 280 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:02,091 A very smooth, plastic... Wrapped idiot. 281 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,360 - Thank you. - Guys, seriously. Come on. Hurry up. 282 00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:08,071 Oh. 283 00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:12,374 Oh, what a cool bracelet. 284 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:13,637 I love it. 285 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:14,972 Um... 286 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,714 You should put that down, though, 'cause it's like... 287 00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:17,974 It's very fragile. 288 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,277 - Yeah. - Okay. 289 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,543 - Set it down. - Yeah. 290 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,846 - Hurry up. - Morning. 291 00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,282 Those were your anal beads, right? 292 00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:26,786 - Yeah. - Yeah, I thought so. 293 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,512 Oh, this party's hot. 294 00:20:47,712 --> 00:20:49,408 Whoa. Hold up. 295 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,875 - Oh, we gonna Have some fun. - Oh, attack of the wet t... shirts. 296 00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,417 Nice. 297 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,184 Ah, gonna get... chair, chair, chair. 298 00:21:04,562 --> 00:21:06,622 Happy birthday, Lex. 299 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,896 No. Joanna, we said no gifts. 300 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:14,130 That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful. It stings. 301 00:21:14,305 --> 00:21:17,275 And the other one is... edible massage oil. 302 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,910 Oh, how do you know? 303 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,236 I'm gonna use both of these tonight. 304 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,487 Buster, you're such a cutie. 305 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,686 Please don't touch my service dog. 306 00:21:31,322 --> 00:21:33,257 Right. Sorry. Are you okay now? 307 00:21:33,424 --> 00:21:34,653 - Yeah, I'm fine. - Okay. 308 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,785 - See you later. - Thank, okay. 309 00:21:40,231 --> 00:21:41,494 I can't believe you haven't heard of it. 310 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,157 - This is crazy. - Oh. Wait. I gotta... 311 00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:45,927 - Jake. Hi. - Oh. Hey, babe. 312 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,004 Happy birthday. 313 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,432 Oh, you didn't have to give me anything. 314 00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:54,107 What? You want a beer? 315 00:21:57,081 --> 00:21:58,208 No. 316 00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:02,879 Oh, hon. Come here. 317 00:22:05,523 --> 00:22:06,684 I have your present here. 318 00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,292 I'll give it to you later when the time's right. 319 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,121 You didn't have to get me anything. 320 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:17,828 And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later. 321 00:22:18,536 --> 00:22:19,936 Hey, bro. 322 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:22,366 We need you to settle this bet Over here real quick. 323 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:23,540 What bet? 324 00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,643 All right, this is my man right here. 325 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,977 - Hey. Hi. How you doing? - Hey. 326 00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:42,093 Dare me? 327 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:55,463 Ready? 328 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,871 One, two, three. 329 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,247 - Oh, dude, look at those. - Are those real? 330 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,214 Hey, you guys seen Cheryl? 331 00:23:40,351 --> 00:23:43,014 - Hey! Ah! Dude, move! - Come on. Lame. 332 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:44,888 Oh. All right. Okay. 333 00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,056 - I'll see you guys later. - Move! 334 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,783 - Go do some push... Ups or something. - Ah, look. Boobs. 335 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:50,052 20 bucks says by the end of the day, 336 00:23:50,194 --> 00:23:52,925 - I will be motorboating those titties. - Yeah. 337 00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:56,960 They're fake anyways. 338 00:23:57,201 --> 00:23:59,397 - Who cares? - Okay. 339 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:02,738 Tit... tays. 340 00:24:02,907 --> 00:24:04,068 Oh. Oh, dude, dude. 341 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,370 Look at those breasts. Have you seen a rack like that before? 342 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:09,105 I'm blind, you fucking asshole. 343 00:24:11,716 --> 00:24:14,049 Sue, no. It's your birthday. Here. Let me. 344 00:24:14,285 --> 00:24:16,083 Joanna, no. Just go enjoy the party. 345 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,280 It's not... 346 00:24:18,923 --> 00:24:20,050 I win. 347 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:23,786 Hey. Do my lips look any plumper? 348 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,431 I put the stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet. 349 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:29,026 Have you guys seen Jake? 350 00:24:29,233 --> 00:24:31,759 I haven't seen him anywhere. He just, like, disappeared. 351 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:44,711 Are these real? 352 00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:46,544 Of course they are. 353 00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:49,344 - I'm just wondering. - How come I've never met you before? 354 00:24:49,687 --> 00:24:51,019 I don't know. Maybe you just don't be around. 355 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:52,715 Darryl, have you seen Jake? 356 00:24:52,957 --> 00:24:55,859 Um, I think he's around or something. 357 00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,394 Maybe upstairs. I don't know. 358 00:24:58,296 --> 00:24:59,093 - So... - So... 359 00:24:59,263 --> 00:24:59,821 Maybe he went to go get... 360 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,229 ...my birthday present. That's probably where he went. 361 00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:04,297 Whoa, whoa. 362 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:08,136 - Liquid courage? - Yeah. 363 00:25:08,439 --> 00:25:09,566 Attagirl. 364 00:25:12,643 --> 00:25:15,044 - Vodka cranberry? - Shirley temple. 365 00:25:16,647 --> 00:25:19,344 Well, I guess it's now or never. I gotta go meet Rod. 366 00:25:20,518 --> 00:25:22,214 Sue? Are you okay? 367 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,450 Sue, relax. 368 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:29,119 They're just guys, okay? Nothing to be scared of, seriously. 369 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,329 You're gonna be fine. Is chris here? 370 00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:39,002 Wow. It's even worse in person, isn't it? 371 00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:42,133 No. He does not have gay face. 372 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,806 I'm gonna prove it to you. 373 00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:46,210 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do this. 374 00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,707 Good luck. 375 00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:49,405 Oh, god. 376 00:25:49,847 --> 00:25:51,372 Hey, you can do this. 377 00:25:51,682 --> 00:25:53,241 Just act like a slut. 378 00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:58,814 Just pretend you're Lexi. 379 00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:07,495 My favorite chapter is sodom and gomorrah. 380 00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:10,301 Chris. Hi. 381 00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:13,262 - Can I talk to you? - Uh... huh. 382 00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:15,664 Uh, in private. 383 00:26:28,519 --> 00:26:30,613 Oh, be Lexi. You're Lexi. 384 00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:33,253 - What? - Chris. 385 00:26:33,724 --> 00:26:35,522 You're so sexy. 386 00:26:36,527 --> 00:26:39,156 Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just... 387 00:26:39,363 --> 00:26:41,559 I've known that we. Were meant to be together, 388 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,501 and I really want to... 389 00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,367 Oh! What are you doing? 390 00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:50,336 - Is that wrong? - Sue! What's gotten into you? 391 00:26:50,508 --> 00:26:53,239 Nothing. I'm... I'm sorry. I... I don't know how to do this. 392 00:26:53,444 --> 00:26:54,844 Sue. 393 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,574 Sue, Sue, Sue. 394 00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:02,849 I understand these urges, 395 00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:06,387 and, you know, I like you, too. 396 00:27:06,557 --> 00:27:10,324 - Really? You do? - I do. I really do. 397 00:27:10,561 --> 00:27:11,893 It's just... 398 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:17,331 I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man. 399 00:27:17,568 --> 00:27:18,501 Right. 400 00:27:18,669 --> 00:27:20,433 - Lexi said you were... - Jesus. 401 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:22,337 Oh. That man. 402 00:27:22,673 --> 00:27:24,801 Of course. What did you think? 403 00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:26,404 Uh, nothing. 404 00:27:26,844 --> 00:27:30,713 - So we can still do this, then? - Oh, Sue. 405 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,283 You know, for me... 406 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:37,454 When I think about that man, 407 00:27:38,122 --> 00:27:41,320 who died for our sins, when I think about him. 408 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:44,323 Up there on that cross so helpless, 409 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,930 yet so muscular, 410 00:27:48,432 --> 00:27:51,334 with his strong thighs. 411 00:27:51,869 --> 00:27:53,269 Crossed over each other. 412 00:27:53,437 --> 00:27:58,967 So delicately. Beneath that ragged loincloth, 413 00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:02,777 Growing so hot, so sweaty. 414 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:05,941 Under that hot, hot sun, 415 00:28:06,384 --> 00:28:09,479 I just feel such compassion. 416 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:11,445 I think about those things, too. 417 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:15,091 So you understand why I can't do this. 418 00:28:15,526 --> 00:28:16,653 Not really. 419 00:28:17,161 --> 00:28:22,532 I just find it too hard... it is... to give in to carnal pleasure. 420 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,202 When he sacrificed so much for us, 421 00:28:26,637 --> 00:28:28,128 So... 422 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,807 Gonna go out there, right? 423 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,778 And then we're gonna totally throw these ones. 424 00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:40,441 - They're gonna hit... - Hey, guys. I Whoa! 425 00:28:41,786 --> 00:28:44,620 - Have you seen Jake? - Uh, n... no. No. 426 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:46,321 All right. 427 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,994 Okay. All right, focus. Focus. Focus. 428 00:28:56,567 --> 00:28:58,126 Oh, there he is. 429 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:03,264 Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted. 430 00:29:15,519 --> 00:29:16,919 How could he? 431 00:29:20,224 --> 00:29:21,453 Sue, what happened? 432 00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:22,891 Did you guys do it? 433 00:29:23,527 --> 00:29:24,324 Sue. 434 00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:26,354 He doesn't want me. 435 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:29,093 - Because he's gay. - No, he's not. 436 00:29:29,233 --> 00:29:30,929 He just really loves Jesus. 437 00:29:31,168 --> 00:29:32,534 Oh, come on, Sue. 438 00:29:32,903 --> 00:29:34,337 The only reason you even liked him. 439 00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:37,203 Is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you. 440 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:40,406 Look, the only way you are gonna find out. 441 00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:42,375 What kind of man you really want. 442 00:29:42,513 --> 00:29:47,076 Is to know what kind of woman you really are deep inside. 443 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,151 - What? - Come with me. 444 00:29:49,387 --> 00:29:52,255 - Where? - To meet your dark side. 445 00:29:58,396 --> 00:29:59,329 Out! 446 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:00,893 Everyone out! 447 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:14,435 Sue, it's time for you and your vagina. To meet face to face. 448 00:30:15,479 --> 00:30:16,708 No. 449 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:25,888 I really can't. 450 00:30:26,123 --> 00:30:27,853 I really don't think I can do this. 451 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:30,859 I'm not letting you out until you look. 452 00:30:33,664 --> 00:30:36,361 Sue... can you see it? 453 00:30:37,401 --> 00:30:39,165 Sue. 454 00:30:41,405 --> 00:30:44,534 I'm almost... I'm almost there. 455 00:30:47,511 --> 00:30:48,444 Oh. 456 00:30:49,046 --> 00:30:50,036 What? 457 00:30:51,048 --> 00:30:53,745 What? Sue, what happened? What did you see? 458 00:30:54,151 --> 00:30:56,416 - A raccoon? - What? 459 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,581 You overshot it. Aim the mirror further up. 460 00:31:06,597 --> 00:31:08,759 I can't. Please don't make me do that again. 461 00:31:08,999 --> 00:31:11,025 Okay, fine. Fine. 462 00:31:11,602 --> 00:31:14,333 I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice. 463 00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:18,136 - What? - You really need an orgasm. 464 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:20,175 Honestly, I don't know how you expected. 465 00:31:20,277 --> 00:31:21,370 To ever have sex with someone else. 466 00:31:21,545 --> 00:31:23,241 When you've never even had it with yourself. 467 00:31:23,514 --> 00:31:25,278 This really has to be your first step. 468 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,816 - Lex, I'm ready. - Coming. 469 00:31:27,985 --> 00:31:29,214 Sue, uh, my black vibrator. 470 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,448 Is somewhere in the top drawer. Just find it and use it. 471 00:31:32,590 --> 00:31:34,855 Well, wait. What does the black vibrator look like? 472 00:31:35,025 --> 00:31:37,187 It's black. It vibrates. 473 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:42,834 - Come on, Rod. Let's go to sue's room. - Okay. 474 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,893 And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm. 475 00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:56,777 Hey, cutie! Cutie! 476 00:32:01,285 --> 00:32:02,412 Boobs... eye! 477 00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,221 Ah, yeah! 478 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:09,853 Beg. Beg. Bang. Bang. 479 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:12,494 Good boy. Straighten up. 480 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,424 Good boy. Good boy. 481 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,496 He knows over a hundred commands. 482 00:32:19,069 --> 00:32:21,265 I'm sorry. I can't see anything. 483 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:24,273 - That is not funny, Cheryl. - That bitch. 484 00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:27,435 Fortunately when you're blind, you get used to things like that. 485 00:32:28,512 --> 00:32:30,310 Oh. 486 00:32:54,905 --> 00:32:56,339 Oh shit 487 00:33:00,277 --> 00:33:01,768 What's wrong with this thing? 488 00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:18,727 Cheryl, what is wrong? 489 00:33:19,463 --> 00:33:21,364 Lexi, it's Jake. 490 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:25,303 He was getting a blow job by some pink... haired girl. 491 00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:26,333 For sure? 492 00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,870 I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, 493 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:30,667 so maybe... maybe it's my fault. 494 00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:33,902 That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he? 495 00:33:34,111 --> 00:33:35,443 I know. It's awful. 496 00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:38,376 I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him. 497 00:33:42,152 --> 00:33:44,485 Oh, no. Oh, my god. It's a text. 498 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:46,452 It's from him. Um, I can't bear myself to read it. 499 00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:47,523 Okay. 500 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,285 Uh, he's looking for you. 501 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,393 He wants to give you your birthday gift. 502 00:33:51,762 --> 00:33:53,128 Oh, I can't face him. 503 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:56,757 - Um, I have to go. I'm going. - No. You can't just leave. 504 00:33:57,401 --> 00:33:59,870 Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened. 505 00:34:00,037 --> 00:34:02,006 I mean, maybe I should confront him. 506 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:05,404 No. He'll either deny it. Or admit and promise never to do it again. 507 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:06,908 Either way, it's bullshit. 508 00:34:07,077 --> 00:34:08,511 I see only one option. 509 00:34:09,947 --> 00:34:12,041 - I'm leaving. - Revenge sex. 510 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:14,248 Rev... I mean, what? What does that even mean? 511 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:15,475 It means you find a guy, 512 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,348 you screw his brains out. And you let jake catch you. 513 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:21,382 But he... I mean, He doesn't even care. 514 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,184 He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would... 515 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,794 He's just into other girls. 516 00:34:24,962 --> 00:34:26,521 Trust me. He'll care. 517 00:34:26,864 --> 00:34:29,629 Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him, 518 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,962 to his ego, to screw someone else. 519 00:34:32,202 --> 00:34:34,364 When you've never even had sex with him, 520 00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:36,335 Especially if it's with someone smarter, 521 00:34:36,473 --> 00:34:38,374 Better... Looking. And with a bigger dick. 522 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:41,311 No, I... I couldn't. 523 00:34:41,478 --> 00:34:43,970 Plus, I mean, there's... there's no one smarter... 524 00:34:44,148 --> 00:34:45,446 a... and better... Looking. 525 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:47,485 Eric. He's perfect. 526 00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:49,677 Eric Hall? Are you kidding? 527 00:34:50,387 --> 00:34:53,448 I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type. 528 00:34:53,691 --> 00:34:55,387 Really? And what type is that? 529 00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:56,720 Slutty. 530 00:34:57,528 --> 00:34:59,895 Yeah. Trust me. He's amazing. 531 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:02,295 I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring. 532 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:04,833 Oh. No. I could never fool around. 533 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:06,334 With somebody you've fooled around with. 534 00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:09,406 Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else, 535 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,769 someone that I haven't fooled around with. 536 00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,378 I don't... 537 00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:17,181 Okay, what does it matter. 538 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:19,883 That I fooled around with him? I mean, it's... you're not gonna marry the guy. 539 00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:22,353 Mmm. No, I just couldn't do it. 540 00:35:22,586 --> 00:35:25,055 Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life. 541 00:35:25,322 --> 00:35:27,291 Knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing. 542 00:35:27,424 --> 00:35:30,394 To make your boyfriend feel. Like a total worthless piece of garbage. 543 00:35:30,594 --> 00:35:32,995 And possibly even scar him for the rest of his existence. 544 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,689 And you chose not to do it, go ahead. 545 00:35:35,966 --> 00:35:38,731 But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself. 546 00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:41,267 I don't know. 547 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,873 Trust me. It's going to work. 548 00:35:48,445 --> 00:35:51,108 Okay, I will intercept Jake. And get him upstairs. 549 00:35:52,549 --> 00:35:54,643 - Hi, Cheryl. Happy birthday. - Okay, enough chitchat. 550 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:56,413 - Hey, I was... - Fuck no! 551 00:36:07,231 --> 00:36:08,426 Hey. 552 00:36:08,999 --> 00:36:10,365 Happy birthday. 553 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:13,069 Thanks. 554 00:36:33,223 --> 00:36:35,454 - Have you guys seen Jake? - No? 555 00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:39,962 So... 556 00:36:41,031 --> 00:36:42,932 Happy birthday. 557 00:36:43,967 --> 00:36:45,697 Uh, do you know that most people think. 558 00:36:45,869 --> 00:36:48,464 That the happy birthday song was from britain? 559 00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:50,335 But it's actually from us. U.s. 560 00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:52,538 A... America. 561 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:56,604 - United states. - I know where we live. 562 00:36:56,847 --> 00:36:58,713 Right. Of course. 563 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,212 Okay, Jesus, Eric. Are you gonna make your move or not? 564 00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:08,459 Oh, you want me to move? Yeah. No, I can totally move. I just... I... 565 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,321 No. You're fine. 566 00:37:21,004 --> 00:37:22,404 Oh. Jake! 567 00:37:24,441 --> 00:37:26,501 So, Eric, do you want to do it or not? 568 00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:29,580 I'm sorry. It? 569 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:33,343 - What, um... - It... like monkey... boning. 570 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:35,816 And, like, pigs in a blanket, 571 00:37:35,986 --> 00:37:37,545 Get real nasty. 572 00:37:37,721 --> 00:37:41,453 Oh. Oh, you mean like, uh... 573 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:43,185 Right now? 574 00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:46,420 I mean, well, yeah. You know, the sooner the better, 575 00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:50,127 Yeah. Sure. I mean, yeah. Of course. 576 00:37:50,267 --> 00:37:52,327 Um, I just never realized that you... 577 00:37:53,036 --> 00:37:54,334 I mean... 578 00:37:55,672 --> 00:37:57,334 Whew. Uh... 579 00:37:58,442 --> 00:37:59,569 It's just... 580 00:38:00,878 --> 00:38:02,176 You're so... 581 00:38:03,514 --> 00:38:05,676 - You're so beautiful and... - Okay, um... 582 00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:08,284 Uh, no kissing. 583 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:12,414 Right. Um, of course. Sorry? 584 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:19,287 So, um, do you want to unwrap me? 585 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,624 Oh, wow. Uh, you're wrapped up. 586 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:26,566 Like a hot pocket or... a leftover macaroni and cheese. 587 00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:28,770 Not that you're left over. You're not. 588 00:38:29,439 --> 00:38:30,873 Y... You're fresh. 589 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:32,534 Organic. 590 00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:34,374 Yep. 591 00:38:35,746 --> 00:38:37,408 - So the wrap. - Right. 592 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,082 Where's the, uh... 593 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:43,345 It's, uh... the edge is, like, right over here. 594 00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:45,284 - Oh, oh. Yeah. Here it is. It's... I see it. - Yeah. 595 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:48,391 Uh, just, uh. Yes uh... 596 00:38:49,426 --> 00:38:51,657 S... Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I... I'm... 597 00:38:51,795 --> 00:38:53,320 That's... That's okay. 598 00:38:53,564 --> 00:38:55,032 Do it again. 599 00:38:55,799 --> 00:38:57,825 Sorry, I... I bite my nails, 600 00:38:58,001 --> 00:38:59,367 - so it's a little difficult sometimes. - You know what? 601 00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:01,401 Let me just lay on the bed. 602 00:39:02,439 --> 00:39:03,600 Okay. 603 00:39:07,544 --> 00:39:10,514 Uh. Let me just see. 604 00:39:11,281 --> 00:39:14,615 - Oh, here it is. I got it. - All right. Just, um, pull it. 605 00:39:14,751 --> 00:39:16,049 Let me just... 606 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,691 Oh, jeez. Cheryl, are you... 607 00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:23,993 - Are you okay? - Help. Help. 608 00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,361 Hey, Cheryl, are you okay? 609 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,291 Oh, jeez. 610 00:39:37,507 --> 00:39:38,668 Well, that was stupid. 611 00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:41,500 Yeah. 612 00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:46,011 How you doing tonight? You having a good time? 613 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:47,816 Yeah? Good. 614 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:52,079 - Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs. - What? 615 00:39:52,522 --> 00:39:54,081 I can't hear you. 616 00:39:54,324 --> 00:39:55,656 Need another beer. 617 00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:57,894 - Chips are so damn salty. - Jake! 618 00:39:58,028 --> 00:39:59,894 - So anyway... - Upstairs! 619 00:40:00,230 --> 00:40:03,325 - Yeah. - Hold on. Gotta take a piss. 620 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,933 Too much beer. 621 00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:33,353 Finally. 622 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:36,226 I, uh... set me just get the blinds. 623 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,096 Oh, oh. No, no, no. No, no, no. 624 00:40:38,268 --> 00:40:40,669 - Um, don't... don't worry about it. - What? 625 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,404 I mean, I want us to be able to see each other. 626 00:40:45,642 --> 00:40:46,701 Oh. 627 00:40:47,644 --> 00:40:49,374 - Well, okay. - Okay. 628 00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:22,174 You like that, baby, huh? 629 00:41:37,027 --> 00:41:38,120 What are you doing? 630 00:41:38,428 --> 00:41:41,887 Uh, I think it's time, 631 00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:45,427 you know, to... do it. 632 00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:49,196 - Um, not yet. More foreplay. - Huh? Oh. 633 00:41:56,313 --> 00:41:59,408 J... A... K... 634 00:41:59,616 --> 00:42:01,551 So good. 635 00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:03,217 Oh. 636 00:42:03,987 --> 00:42:06,081 - Yep. - Oh. My jaw. 637 00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:09,720 - Jaw. Jaw. - Jaw. Wh... What? What? 638 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,121 Oh... 639 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,762 - L... Lockjaw. Lockjaw. - Is that even a thing? 640 00:42:16,466 --> 00:42:17,434 I don't know. 641 00:42:19,469 --> 00:42:21,062 Are you okay? 642 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,376 N... No, no, no. It's, uh... It's fine. 643 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:28,376 I'm just e... embarrassed. 644 00:42:28,645 --> 00:42:31,809 It's probably TMJ. 645 00:42:32,482 --> 00:42:34,314 Or fracture, swollen... 646 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:36,280 You sure you're okay? 647 00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:38,046 Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 648 00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:40,156 - Okay, great. Have fun. - Oh! 649 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:56,603 - Now. Now. Let's do it now, now. - No, not yet. Not yet. 650 00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:00,308 I'm gonna come. 651 00:43:00,510 --> 00:43:01,705 - No. Not yet. - I'm gonna come. Are you ready? 652 00:43:01,878 --> 00:43:04,313 No! No! No, no, no!... 653 00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:06,211 No, no, no! Not yet! Lexi! 654 00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:07,884 Lexi! Oh, shit. 655 00:43:09,319 --> 00:43:10,343 No means no. 656 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:12,216 Huh? Oh, I... I'm so sorry. 657 00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:13,482 I... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 658 00:43:13,723 --> 00:43:16,192 It's been a really long time, And I just... I haven't masturbated. 659 00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:17,691 Very many... 660 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:21,330 Uh... Uh. 661 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,327 Oh. Hey, Jake. 662 00:43:26,403 --> 00:43:27,530 How you doing? 663 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:29,736 - How's it going? - Good. 664 00:43:29,906 --> 00:43:31,807 Eric? Come. 665 00:43:35,445 --> 00:43:36,913 Excuse me! 666 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,049 Cheryl's in... 667 00:43:45,522 --> 00:43:46,490 What's up, bro? 668 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,850 What the fuck is... 669 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:50,886 Hey, wait. 670 00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:54,222 Lex, babe, still waiting. 671 00:44:00,470 --> 00:44:02,405 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind. 672 00:44:05,642 --> 00:44:08,373 Damn it. I'm gonna say something to that bitch. 673 00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:10,709 Hey, you. 674 00:44:11,481 --> 00:44:13,382 You better stop making fun of the blind, 675 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:14,813 Or I'm gonna teach you a lesson. 676 00:44:17,787 --> 00:44:19,153 I'm so sorry. 677 00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:20,790 I'll never make fun of the blind again. 678 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:35,269 God 679 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:38,134 These water balloons, They feel so real. 680 00:44:38,475 --> 00:44:41,912 - They are real, bitch. - I'm sorry. 681 00:44:43,046 --> 00:44:44,241 Freak. 682 00:44:51,521 --> 00:44:54,320 This just isn't working out. 683 00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:12,576 Oh, man. No more water balloons. 684 00:45:12,809 --> 00:45:14,402 This party's ass. 685 00:45:16,746 --> 00:45:19,443 Yeah, yeah... 686 00:45:21,351 --> 00:45:23,252 This just isn't working. 687 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,318 Nothing. What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway? 688 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,788 Gotta be careful, man. The lock sticks. 689 00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:33,623 Spark it up. 690 00:45:33,797 --> 00:45:35,425 - All right. - Yes. 691 00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:39,759 Oh, man. I love this game. 692 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:40,595 Where's the controllers? 693 00:45:40,804 --> 00:45:41,999 - We gotta play. - Uh, here. Here, Here, here, here. 694 00:45:42,205 --> 00:45:44,731 - Okay, let me find. - Another one. 695 00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:47,411 Whoo! 696 00:45:48,278 --> 00:45:49,507 - Whoa! - Look at this. 697 00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:55,081 Oh, my... get that thing away. Jesus. 698 00:46:02,192 --> 00:46:03,660 Hey, dude, nice shot. 699 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:05,852 Wasn't me. 700 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,101 Whoa. Nice. 701 00:46:13,336 --> 00:46:14,531 Are you sitting on it or something? 702 00:46:16,606 --> 00:46:19,132 Hey, you found the grenade launcher. Nice. Nice. 703 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,284 Do you have the extra controller? 704 00:46:42,766 --> 00:46:44,166 Whoa! 705 00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:47,561 - You are the controller. - No. I just... 706 00:46:48,638 --> 00:46:51,267 I didn't. I sw... ear I... 707 00:46:57,714 --> 00:47:00,343 - And I was like, don't leave, so... - Hey, Sue. 708 00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:06,456 One second. It's okay. Uh, hey, Sue. 709 00:47:16,566 --> 00:47:18,296 Hey, didn't you hear me calling you? 710 00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,131 Yeah. I just needed to, 711 00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:22,939 Oh. Sure. 712 00:47:23,606 --> 00:47:28,044 Listen, Sue, I... I was rethinking what I said earlier. 713 00:47:28,545 --> 00:47:29,604 You were? 714 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,048 You mean... 715 00:47:32,248 --> 00:47:33,648 Yeah. 716 00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:37,818 So you think we should give it a try? 717 00:47:39,322 --> 00:47:40,517 Could we go get a drink? 718 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,325 Wow. Um, your toilet's really... 719 00:47:46,629 --> 00:47:48,222 Clogged. You sh... 720 00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:49,923 You know what? I... I gotta go. 721 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,294 - Um, happy birthday. - Un, no, Chris! 722 00:47:52,469 --> 00:47:53,869 No! That wasn't... I didn't... 723 00:47:54,070 --> 00:47:55,663 God, never mind. 724 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,410 This was the worst idea ever. 725 00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:11,484 I'm never going to have sex. 726 00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:13,620 Ow. 727 00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:31,772 Hello. A little attention here. 728 00:48:32,308 --> 00:48:33,970 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 729 00:48:39,649 --> 00:48:44,019 - Lex, don't be selfish. - Oh, right. Sorry. 730 00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:57,363 Jeez. 731 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,331 Who invented this stupid position anyway? 732 00:49:00,603 --> 00:49:02,333 Too much fucking multitasking. 733 00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:04,335 Screw it. 734 00:49:04,507 --> 00:49:05,668 Let's just do it. 735 00:49:16,386 --> 00:49:18,082 This is it. 736 00:49:22,725 --> 00:49:23,488 What is it? 737 00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:26,325 Uh, I can't... 738 00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:28,726 Seem to get it in. 739 00:49:29,365 --> 00:49:30,355 Ow! 740 00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:32,235 - Don't force it, please. - Sorry. 741 00:49:32,435 --> 00:49:33,698 Thank you. 742 00:49:34,103 --> 00:49:36,004 We were so hot last week. 743 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:38,141 What the hell is different? 744 00:49:38,274 --> 00:49:40,368 What? Why did this happen? 745 00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:44,572 Well, JJ was there last time. 746 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:47,240 Oh, yeah. JJ. 747 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:49,885 Oh, no. 748 00:49:51,688 --> 00:49:53,316 Oh, no. 749 00:49:53,756 --> 00:49:55,247 Could it be that I've become such a slut... 750 00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:58,120 that I need a threesome to even get excited? 751 00:49:58,561 --> 00:50:00,257 I've used up all my juices. 752 00:50:00,396 --> 00:50:03,423 I've gone dry, like a used... up orange. 753 00:50:09,005 --> 00:50:11,474 So is, uh, JJ here tonight? 754 00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:13,142 Not that I know of. 755 00:50:14,143 --> 00:50:15,167 It doesn't matter. 756 00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:18,406 We don't need a third party. We are gonna do this. 757 00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:21,146 We just need a little... 758 00:50:22,685 --> 00:50:26,315 Here. I got this edible massage oil. 759 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,321 You can use it as a lube. 760 00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:38,492 All right. 761 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:40,102 What the... 762 00:50:40,803 --> 00:50:43,534 Oh, my god! What the fuck is that? 763 00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:45,334 Holy shit! 764 00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:52,311 Oh! 765 00:50:53,483 --> 00:50:55,816 This is the hot lip gloss. 766 00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:58,615 No wonder my lips weren't plumping. 767 00:51:02,158 --> 00:51:04,093 Oh. Oh. Ahh. 768 00:51:04,961 --> 00:51:06,395 That does burn. 769 00:51:49,505 --> 00:51:51,940 No. Oh. That was bad. 770 00:51:52,108 --> 00:51:54,168 That was so bad. 771 00:52:03,519 --> 00:52:06,421 Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ? 772 00:52:09,158 --> 00:52:11,320 I think that guy's name starts with a "J." 773 00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:16,889 Hey, does your name start with a "J"? 774 00:52:17,967 --> 00:52:19,435 Yes, it does. 775 00:52:19,602 --> 00:52:20,968 So you're JJ? 776 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,130 Hello. Welcome to 1... 800... Confess. 777 00:52:47,363 --> 00:52:49,298 Would you like a priest or a nun today? 778 00:52:49,432 --> 00:52:50,127 A nun. 779 00:52:50,366 --> 00:52:52,301 Please punch in your credit card number. 780 00:52:57,006 --> 00:52:58,338 Please hold. 781 00:52:58,508 --> 00:52:59,567 Oh, thank goodness. 782 00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:05,313 1... 900... Confession. How may I be of service? 783 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,609 It's been one day since my last confession. 784 00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:10,215 I accuse myself of the following sins... 785 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:11,343 One day. 786 00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:15,389 Uh, is that too long? 787 00:53:15,591 --> 00:53:18,186 I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday. 788 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:19,659 Go on. 789 00:53:19,962 --> 00:53:22,932 Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself. 790 00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:24,134 Inappropriately. 791 00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:26,302 Well, actually, I didn't. A washing machine did. 792 00:53:26,436 --> 00:53:27,836 What's her problem? 793 00:53:28,037 --> 00:53:30,131 A washing machine touched her. 794 00:53:31,607 --> 00:53:34,702 Uh, well, you know, I sat on a washing machine, and, well... 795 00:53:35,044 --> 00:53:36,706 All right, freak. Time's up. 796 00:53:37,113 --> 00:53:38,172 What? But what do I do? 797 00:53:38,448 --> 00:53:39,973 Just unplug the thing. 798 00:53:40,316 --> 00:53:42,547 No, but... but I think I might have had an... 799 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:43,880 Orgasm. 800 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,249 Well, then be happy you found the perfect man. 801 00:53:47,423 --> 00:53:48,322 I'm serious. 802 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:51,392 Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady so... 803 00:53:52,361 --> 00:53:53,852 I'll tell you this. 804 00:53:54,263 --> 00:53:56,164 Masturbation isn't a sin. 805 00:53:57,366 --> 00:53:58,425 No contritions? 806 00:53:58,801 --> 00:54:01,669 You broke no covenant with god. It's not in the bible. 807 00:54:02,605 --> 00:54:05,575 So the washing machine could touch me anytime? 808 00:54:05,842 --> 00:54:08,402 Like morning, afternoon, night? 809 00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:11,377 Yes, and other things can touch you. 810 00:54:11,514 --> 00:54:13,983 Accidental masturbation is not a sin. 811 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:16,415 Neither is intentional masturbation. 812 00:54:18,354 --> 00:54:22,086 - God's pretty cool that way. - He sure is. Now run along. 813 00:54:25,128 --> 00:54:28,121 Wow. How do you know all that? 814 00:54:28,397 --> 00:54:29,695 Because I'm a nun. 815 00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:31,730 Now eat my pussy, bitch! 816 00:54:33,402 --> 00:54:35,997 Accidental masturbation. Who'd have thunk? 817 00:54:42,545 --> 00:54:45,242 Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idea. 818 00:54:45,948 --> 00:54:47,541 God, I'm getting out of here. 819 00:54:49,752 --> 00:54:52,017 Yeah, I admit it. I got no game. 820 00:54:52,488 --> 00:54:56,255 I guess I just get a little nervous around beautiful women like you. 821 00:54:58,761 --> 00:55:00,354 Fucking douche... bag. 822 00:55:01,164 --> 00:55:02,325 Damn it. 823 00:55:02,765 --> 00:55:05,234 Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do. 824 00:55:05,601 --> 00:55:06,569 You go, girl. 825 00:55:07,403 --> 00:55:08,530 What? 826 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:10,804 What are you doing here? 827 00:55:11,507 --> 00:55:13,442 We needed someplace private. 828 00:55:13,676 --> 00:55:14,644 But, hey, listen. 829 00:55:14,844 --> 00:55:16,369 If you're serious about getting laid... 830 00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:18,606 - Yeah. - If you want someone great... 831 00:55:18,848 --> 00:55:22,012 I mean really the best ever... 832 00:55:22,952 --> 00:55:24,352 No offense. 833 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,649 - Frank, the blind guy. - Really? 834 00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:31,386 I'm telling you. He's amazing. 835 00:55:31,561 --> 00:55:33,257 I had food sex with him a few weeks ago. 836 00:55:33,429 --> 00:55:35,955 It was like nothing I've ever experienced before. 837 00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:40,333 It was like we used all our senses, everything. 838 00:55:42,405 --> 00:55:44,670 If you're interested, I'll set it up. 839 00:55:45,441 --> 00:55:46,841 All right. 840 00:55:50,446 --> 00:55:51,311 What about him, 841 00:55:51,514 --> 00:55:52,573 Jeremy? 842 00:55:52,748 --> 00:55:54,546 I know Jeremy. 843 00:55:54,717 --> 00:55:56,481 I think I fooled around with him once. 844 00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,347 I don't know his last name, though. 845 00:55:59,722 --> 00:56:02,317 It's Jones, Jeremy Jones. 846 00:56:02,925 --> 00:56:04,393 This all makes sense. 847 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,493 Excuse me. 848 00:56:06,429 --> 00:56:07,419 Jeremy. 849 00:56:07,830 --> 00:56:09,355 - Hi. - Hey. 850 00:56:09,565 --> 00:56:10,692 Who was on the phone? 851 00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:12,094 Oh, that's my new girlfriend. 852 00:56:12,768 --> 00:56:13,736 You'll meet her. 853 00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:17,134 - She'll be here in, like, an hour. - Wait. You have a girlfriend? 854 00:56:29,785 --> 00:56:31,879 Oh. Hi, Frank. 855 00:56:32,388 --> 00:56:33,686 Sit. 856 00:56:36,726 --> 00:56:38,126 Oh, you meant... 857 00:56:38,394 --> 00:56:39,862 You meant the dog. 858 00:56:41,163 --> 00:56:42,358 Relax. 859 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:45,364 Need to relax and calm down. 860 00:56:54,677 --> 00:56:57,044 Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed. I'm fine. 861 00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:58,771 Then why are you biting your nail? 862 00:56:59,282 --> 00:57:00,443 I'm not. 863 00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:04,352 How did you know that? 864 00:57:06,555 --> 00:57:07,921 Corner. 865 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:11,686 Sit. 866 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,060 Roll over. 867 00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:17,760 Oh, you mean me. 868 00:57:18,567 --> 00:57:21,127 Oh, how do you... how do you want me to... 869 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:23,072 Just lay down. 870 00:57:33,349 --> 00:57:36,410 - Oh. Oh. - I shouldn't even be doing this, but... 871 00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:38,752 considering it a teachable moment. 872 00:57:39,388 --> 00:57:40,321 Okay. 873 00:57:42,725 --> 00:57:44,057 Oh. 874 00:57:45,828 --> 00:57:47,353 See me with your hands. 875 00:57:51,033 --> 00:57:52,433 All right. Uh... 876 00:57:58,874 --> 00:58:01,844 You know, I should really I have... boyfriend and my... 877 00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:03,102 Really. 878 00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:16,925 Mmm, peanut butter. 879 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:33,203 Frank. Frank. Oh. 880 00:58:36,245 --> 00:58:37,440 Oh, Frank. 881 00:58:40,483 --> 00:58:43,146 You know what, man? Hey, give me a chip. 882 00:58:43,486 --> 00:58:45,853 - My chips, homeboy. - Dude, give me a chip, man. 883 00:58:46,088 --> 00:58:47,420 - My chips. - Dude. 884 00:58:47,556 --> 00:58:49,320 - My chips. - Dude, give me a chip. 885 00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:51,687 My chips. 886 00:58:52,361 --> 00:58:54,330 Guys, why are you making such a mess? 887 00:58:55,064 --> 00:58:56,362 Sorry. 888 00:59:03,272 --> 00:59:06,538 It was just a case of accidental masturbation. That's all. 889 00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:12,175 Go away. 890 00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:15,145 - I got it. No. I got it. - No, really, please. I want to help. 891 00:59:15,518 --> 00:59:16,884 Please. 892 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,845 Okay, everybody out. 893 00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:22,116 Leave. I have to vacuum. 894 00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:37,464 You're not even getting the chips. They're... they're over here. 895 00:59:38,507 --> 00:59:41,409 I just... I see some dust over here, so... 896 00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:47,213 It's just there's so much dust on this floor. 897 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:49,214 Ah, it's a dirty floor. 898 00:59:49,485 --> 00:59:51,420 Such a dirty... 899 00:59:52,288 --> 00:59:54,314 Dirty floor. 900 01:00:10,873 --> 01:00:14,002 Okay. Okay. Oh all right. 901 01:00:15,478 --> 01:00:17,379 Think I got all of that. 902 01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:19,814 I'm just gonna... I'll see you. 903 01:00:22,518 --> 01:00:25,249 We gotta find a room, dude. We gotta... oh, here's one. 904 01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:27,218 Oh, frankie. 905 01:00:27,456 --> 01:00:29,391 - Oh. Oh, my... - What was that? 906 01:00:29,592 --> 01:00:30,389 What?! 907 01:00:31,026 --> 01:00:33,325 - Oh, fuck you shit. - Shit. Aw, man, we gotta... 908 01:00:33,395 --> 01:00:34,886 Oh, we can smoke in here. 909 01:00:36,665 --> 01:00:39,430 Stop. Frank, stop teasing, Frank. 910 01:00:40,202 --> 01:00:41,465 - Oh, shit. - Ah, I'm trapped in a box. 911 01:00:41,604 --> 01:00:43,163 Oh, sorry, man. We were just looking for. 912 01:00:43,405 --> 01:00:44,395 A place to finish this roach. 913 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,802 - Oh. I heard something, so... - You want to join us? 914 01:00:47,510 --> 01:00:50,173 - No. I'm, like, kind of in the middle of... - Come on, you gotta do it. Come on. 915 01:00:50,646 --> 01:00:52,376 - Seriously, guys, I need to go back... - Where's your dog, man? 916 01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:55,610 Dude, what's it like being blind? I bet it's trippy. 917 01:00:58,554 --> 01:00:59,613 Frank? 918 01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:02,516 Frank, are we gonna do something soon? 919 01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:04,857 Come here, Frank. 920 01:01:05,561 --> 01:01:06,494 Frank, come here. 921 01:01:06,729 --> 01:01:08,493 Come. Frank, come on. 922 01:01:08,664 --> 01:01:09,893 Come on, Frank. 923 01:01:10,032 --> 01:01:12,092 Yep. Lick it. 924 01:01:12,268 --> 01:01:13,361 Lick it up, Frank. 925 01:01:13,669 --> 01:01:15,069 Lick it up, Frank. 926 01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:17,133 Yeah. Come on. 927 01:01:18,507 --> 01:01:19,475 Ah... Oh. 928 01:01:21,076 --> 01:01:22,203 It's tickling me. 929 01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:24,772 Oh, Frank. 930 01:01:25,047 --> 01:01:27,243 Oh. Oh, yeah. Lick it, Frank. 931 01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:33,053 Bro, you are too funny. 932 01:01:33,389 --> 01:01:34,413 Thanks, man. 933 01:01:35,124 --> 01:01:36,148 Oh, this is some good stuff. 934 01:01:36,392 --> 01:01:37,655 I haven't smoked since junior high. 935 01:01:37,826 --> 01:01:40,455 Dude, I didn't stop smoking since junior high. 936 01:01:40,963 --> 01:01:44,127 Wait. Wait. Feel like I was supposed to be doing something. 937 01:01:46,569 --> 01:01:49,061 Damn, I really can't remember. This is some good shit. 938 01:01:50,272 --> 01:01:52,935 Oh. I can't even handle it anymore. 939 01:01:53,108 --> 01:01:55,236 Oh, my god. You're so silly. 940 01:01:55,444 --> 01:01:56,844 You're so silly, frankie. 941 01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:58,378 Oh. Okay. 942 01:01:59,281 --> 01:02:00,613 No way. 943 01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,944 Buster. Buster, come here. 944 01:02:05,988 --> 01:02:07,286 No way. 945 01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:08,889 - Take a video of this. - Holy shit. 946 01:02:09,124 --> 01:02:12,185 Holy shit, That's some funny, funny shit. 947 01:02:12,394 --> 01:02:13,692 Doggie style. 948 01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:16,230 I'll be your dog. 949 01:02:17,766 --> 01:02:19,029 Yes! 950 01:02:25,107 --> 01:02:27,008 Doggie style. 951 01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:29,404 Oh, my god. 952 01:02:32,147 --> 01:02:34,048 Doggie style. 953 01:02:34,683 --> 01:02:36,413 Oh, my god. 954 01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:38,353 Get the fuck out! 955 01:02:39,521 --> 01:02:41,683 Get the fuck out! Get the fuck out! 956 01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:44,985 - Get the fuck out! - I'm so putting this online. 957 01:02:49,565 --> 01:02:50,760 Holy shit. 958 01:03:05,714 --> 01:03:06,773 Oh, no. 959 01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,212 You're the devil. 960 01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:09,409 No more. 961 01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,284 This is all just a horrible mistake. 962 01:03:13,722 --> 01:03:15,054 You're a good person, 963 01:03:15,324 --> 01:03:17,384 Not some sinful, self... 964 01:03:17,926 --> 01:03:19,656 Stimulating slut. 965 01:03:19,828 --> 01:03:21,524 You're not. You're better than that. 966 01:03:27,636 --> 01:03:28,729 No. 967 01:03:28,904 --> 01:03:30,133 Never again. 968 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,206 Oh, no. 969 01:03:34,643 --> 01:03:36,305 Oh, please no more. 970 01:03:37,846 --> 01:03:39,838 Ah, damn it, I can't stop. 971 01:03:43,385 --> 01:03:45,047 Oh, I'm so bad. 972 01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:48,319 Oh, 12 different speeds. 973 01:04:12,681 --> 01:04:14,877 No. You disgust me. 974 01:04:20,322 --> 01:04:24,384 But, JJ, I... Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time... 975 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:25,687 We had together, don't you? 976 01:04:26,528 --> 01:04:27,518 Please. 977 01:04:27,696 --> 01:04:29,289 Lex, I can't. 978 01:04:30,399 --> 01:04:33,164 I mean, I got a girlfriend. I really like This girl. 979 01:04:33,402 --> 01:04:34,495 Fine! 980 01:04:35,003 --> 01:04:36,335 It's just so sad, 981 01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:39,374 because I'm wearing this cupless bra, 982 01:04:39,608 --> 01:04:42,578 and I also have on crotchless panties... 983 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:47,882 With just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation. 984 01:04:48,484 --> 01:04:49,611 Oh. 985 01:04:51,553 --> 01:04:54,216 Ah. We've got, like, 30 minutes... 986 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,983 - before she gets here. - Perfect. 987 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,726 Oh, yes. Mmm, do it. Oh, let's do it. 988 01:05:08,437 --> 01:05:09,962 Fuck me. Fuck me now. 989 01:05:14,243 --> 01:05:16,303 - What? What's wrong? - I can't. 990 01:05:17,045 --> 01:05:17,910 I can't get it in. 991 01:05:18,647 --> 01:05:20,513 It's too dry down there. 992 01:05:20,682 --> 01:05:23,345 It's like dessert down there. It's sandpaper. 993 01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:25,283 - I just... sorry. - Okay, I get the picture. 994 01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:26,955 Just try again. 995 01:05:29,024 --> 01:05:31,459 No. Why is this happening? 996 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,326 We've fooled around before. 997 01:05:33,562 --> 01:05:36,327 I... I was dripping wet. I came, like, four times, remember? 998 01:05:36,765 --> 01:05:38,358 Just do what you did then. Go on. 999 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,761 I already did my thing. 1000 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:40,935 I already tried. 1001 01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:44,266 What? What is different this time? 1002 01:05:45,307 --> 01:05:46,605 I don't know. 1003 01:05:46,842 --> 01:05:47,832 Last time... 1004 01:05:50,546 --> 01:05:52,515 I honestly don't even know what you're talking about. 1005 01:05:52,714 --> 01:05:53,647 What? 1006 01:05:54,616 --> 01:05:56,209 You're not JJ? 1007 01:05:56,685 --> 01:06:00,349 But your name is Jeremy jones. How can you not be JJ? 1008 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:03,388 Who the hell is this JJ? 1009 01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:05,189 Where are you going? 1010 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,293 We're not done here. 1011 01:06:06,595 --> 01:06:08,223 I can still do this. I just need A little bit of foreplay. 1012 01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:09,695 I can do this. 1013 01:06:10,365 --> 01:06:12,698 I don't need JJ. I don't need anyone else. 1014 01:06:12,835 --> 01:06:14,360 We can do this. 1015 01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,600 Oh! Go team. 1016 01:06:17,673 --> 01:06:21,440 - Uh, you're... You're... - What? Just keep going. 1017 01:06:24,847 --> 01:06:27,180 - Jeremy, are you... - Shit! 1018 01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:28,409 Hold on a second! 1019 01:06:29,751 --> 01:06:30,844 Jeremy! 1020 01:06:35,390 --> 01:06:36,983 Get... 1021 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,094 - Where's Jeremy? - Hi. 1022 01:06:39,628 --> 01:06:41,529 Uh, we were just, you know, working out. 1023 01:06:42,831 --> 01:06:45,027 Hey, babe. Just working out. 1024 01:06:48,604 --> 01:06:50,937 How could you, you bastard! 1025 01:06:53,876 --> 01:06:55,845 - You might want to... - What? 1026 01:06:57,045 --> 01:06:58,445 What? 1027 01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:02,849 Mariella! 1028 01:07:03,318 --> 01:07:06,015 - Mariella! - You know, those aren't mine! 1029 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:07,854 At least not all of them. 1030 01:07:09,424 --> 01:07:11,188 What is wrong with you? 1031 01:07:14,563 --> 01:07:16,031 What is wrong with you? 1032 01:07:17,399 --> 01:07:18,992 You used to be so pure. 1033 01:07:19,468 --> 01:07:21,300 Well, no more. That's it. 1034 01:07:21,436 --> 01:07:23,132 Really, that's the last one. 1035 01:07:45,527 --> 01:07:46,927 Ah, yes. 1036 01:08:01,476 --> 01:08:03,104 Cheryl. 1037 01:08:06,481 --> 01:08:09,542 What is it? What are you doing down here? 1038 01:08:09,751 --> 01:08:11,049 Waiting for everyone to leave... 1039 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,812 So I can sneak out and get far, far way from here. 1040 01:08:13,956 --> 01:08:15,515 What? Why? 1041 01:08:15,724 --> 01:08:19,718 Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and... ecch. 1042 01:08:19,995 --> 01:08:22,362 Honey, it's gonna be okay. 1043 01:08:22,564 --> 01:08:24,430 No, it's not okay. 1044 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,892 God. And you know whose fault it is? 1045 01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:29,561 - I'm sorry. - It's Jake's! 1046 01:08:29,805 --> 01:08:30,864 Jake's fault! 1047 01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:33,470 That lying, cheating bastard. 1048 01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:37,443 Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him. 1049 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:40,375 Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him! 1050 01:08:40,549 --> 01:08:41,949 I mean, it's my birthday. 1051 01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:43,243 And where is he, anyway? 1052 01:08:43,485 --> 01:08:44,885 Like why isn't he hanging out with me? 1053 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,851 You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind. 1054 01:08:48,056 --> 01:08:51,322 Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk Of my mind, 1055 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,461 - A big piece of it. - Yeah. 1056 01:08:54,296 --> 01:08:55,958 You know, you might want to just... 1057 01:08:56,598 --> 01:08:58,430 you need to look hot when you break up with him. 1058 01:08:58,734 --> 01:08:59,497 Yeah, you're right. 1059 01:09:00,569 --> 01:09:02,470 - I won't wear a sheet. - No. 1060 01:09:08,243 --> 01:09:10,610 I'm sorry. I'm so... 1061 01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,574 I get shy around beautiful women like you. 1062 01:09:16,151 --> 01:09:17,414 I got no game. 1063 01:09:23,592 --> 01:09:25,060 It's not important. 1064 01:09:33,869 --> 01:09:35,132 Hey. Um... 1065 01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:36,405 Eric, I... I can't talk right now. 1066 01:09:36,638 --> 01:09:38,129 No, no. I really need to talk to you. 1067 01:09:39,207 --> 01:09:41,642 - Really, Eric, I... I can't right now, so... - No, no, no, no. 1068 01:09:41,843 --> 01:09:44,176 I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier, 1069 01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:46,178 And I'm just embarrassed, 1070 01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:48,542 - And I want to make it up to you. - Eric, really, 1071 01:09:49,184 --> 01:09:51,278 - I don't care. It's fine... - No, but I do. 1072 01:09:51,787 --> 01:09:53,415 I mean, I do. I care. 1073 01:09:55,323 --> 01:09:56,916 I haven't known how to tell you, 1074 01:09:57,392 --> 01:09:59,793 Maybe 'cause... I don't know... I'm a little shy. 1075 01:09:59,961 --> 01:10:02,760 But I was wondering or hoping... 1076 01:10:03,231 --> 01:10:06,133 that we could go out sometime... 1077 01:10:06,435 --> 01:10:07,368 Soon. 1078 01:10:07,602 --> 01:10:09,002 Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while, 1079 01:10:09,204 --> 01:10:10,536 And it would be nice to go out... 1080 01:10:10,672 --> 01:10:11,537 - before I... - Really? 1081 01:10:11,673 --> 01:10:12,971 Eric, you're shy? 1082 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,176 You have no game? 1083 01:10:15,243 --> 01:10:16,836 Well, no, not really. 1084 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:20,176 Yeah, no. I can't do this. Sorry. 1085 01:10:23,785 --> 01:10:25,413 Okay. All right. 1086 01:10:25,887 --> 01:10:27,150 I, uh... 1087 01:10:28,724 --> 01:10:30,090 Happy birthday, then. 1088 01:10:40,469 --> 01:10:42,870 I... I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your... 1089 01:10:56,952 --> 01:10:59,353 Wow. Wow. 1090 01:11:14,002 --> 01:11:15,334 Here I come, baby. 1091 01:11:15,470 --> 01:11:17,735 Get ready for your big birthday surprise. 1092 01:11:18,306 --> 01:11:20,468 Now you can make a glow... In... The... Dark replica of my penis, 1093 01:11:20,675 --> 01:11:22,075 As seen on TV. 1094 01:11:23,545 --> 01:11:25,776 Man, she's gonna love this. 1095 01:11:29,117 --> 01:11:32,087 Oh. Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this. 1096 01:11:32,354 --> 01:11:33,617 Oh, goddamn it. Not again. 1097 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:35,655 - Oh, no. Um... - Cheryl, honey, happy... 1098 01:11:37,592 --> 01:11:38,855 What the fuck is this? 1099 01:11:38,994 --> 01:11:40,292 Who the hell are you, dude? 1100 01:11:40,829 --> 01:11:42,764 Okay, guys, don't. 1101 01:11:45,367 --> 01:11:47,302 Cheryl, baby, 1102 01:11:47,669 --> 01:11:48,932 What is this? 1103 01:11:49,604 --> 01:11:52,164 Aw, jeez, Cher. Here? 1104 01:11:52,841 --> 01:11:55,242 I been looking for you all night, And you've been... 1105 01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:57,308 Oh, man. No wonder I couldn't find you. 1106 01:11:57,512 --> 01:11:59,003 You couldn't find me? 1107 01:11:59,281 --> 01:12:01,944 What about all those girls' vaginas you were in. 1108 01:12:02,117 --> 01:12:05,281 - Or your penis getting sucked? - Cheryl, honey... 1109 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,416 - No. No. - We can work this out. 1110 01:12:07,722 --> 01:12:10,089 - Baby, I love you. - Jake, no. You have to go. 1111 01:12:10,325 --> 01:12:11,315 - Baby, I'll be faithful from now on. - No. 1112 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,256 Please. I promise. 1113 01:12:13,395 --> 01:12:15,159 No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry. 1114 01:12:15,864 --> 01:12:17,890 - Ah, Cheryl, come on. - No. Jake, please. 1115 01:12:18,066 --> 01:12:19,830 - Come on. - Just go. Just go. I'm sorry. 1116 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:21,734 A heartless bitch! 1117 01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:25,363 - How can you do this to me?! - Yeah. You did it. 1118 01:12:25,507 --> 01:12:27,942 I am so proud of you. You got your revenge sex. 1119 01:12:28,109 --> 01:12:29,907 You've left him a mere shell of a man. 1120 01:12:30,078 --> 01:12:31,376 Revenge sex? 1121 01:12:33,114 --> 01:12:35,242 It's really not what it sounds like at all. 1122 01:12:35,717 --> 01:12:36,741 Right. 1123 01:12:37,953 --> 01:12:39,285 It all makes sense now. 1124 01:12:40,589 --> 01:12:42,854 Wow. I feel really stupid. 1125 01:12:43,391 --> 01:12:45,326 Eric, I'm really so... I'm really sorry. 1126 01:12:46,428 --> 01:12:49,023 Cheryl, I really liked you, 1127 01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:50,729 And you used me. 1128 01:12:51,399 --> 01:12:53,891 Eric, please don't go. Please. Eric. 1129 01:12:55,470 --> 01:12:56,768 Aren't you happy? 1130 01:12:58,006 --> 01:13:00,771 Well, no. That's not exactly how it was supposed to feel like. 1131 01:13:01,109 --> 01:13:03,704 You mean the sex? Was it eh? 1132 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:06,371 - No, we didn't quite do it. - Oh. 1133 01:13:06,648 --> 01:13:07,980 You know, I couldn't seem to do it either. 1134 01:13:08,216 --> 01:13:11,948 - Really? - I just never found the right guy or guys. 1135 01:13:13,121 --> 01:13:15,784 Anyway, we better get downstairs. People are starting to leave. 1136 01:13:16,324 --> 01:13:17,883 I wonder how Sue did. 1137 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:27,763 - Have some more water balloons. - Yes. Yes, yes. 1138 01:13:29,504 --> 01:13:32,030 I can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit! 1139 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,068 God! What the... 1140 01:13:34,309 --> 01:13:36,301 - Oh! Oh! - What's up, douche?! 1141 01:13:36,478 --> 01:13:37,502 - Suck it! - What's up? 1142 01:13:38,546 --> 01:13:40,208 I'm outta here! 1143 01:13:40,548 --> 01:13:43,143 - Yeah! - He has good hair, though. 1144 01:13:46,554 --> 01:13:47,886 Don't you puke on me. 1145 01:13:49,024 --> 01:13:50,287 And don't puke in my car either. 1146 01:14:02,671 --> 01:14:04,401 Oh, Sue, are you all right? 1147 01:14:06,241 --> 01:14:08,210 Was it from sex? Did you pop your cork? 1148 01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:11,106 I don't think so, not with a guy, anyway. 1149 01:14:11,713 --> 01:14:12,908 Oh, don't ask. 1150 01:14:13,081 --> 01:14:14,447 Every possible object. 1151 01:14:15,283 --> 01:14:16,683 It's like every mechanical thing. 1152 01:14:16,885 --> 01:14:18,820 It was like transformers. 1153 01:14:19,287 --> 01:14:20,949 They just all became vibrators. 1154 01:14:21,556 --> 01:14:24,116 I told you. It's addicting. 1155 01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,892 So what about Chris? 1156 01:14:27,162 --> 01:14:29,324 Well, last time I saw him, He was running away for dear life. 1157 01:14:29,464 --> 01:14:31,490 - Told you he was gay. - Yeah, okay. 1158 01:14:31,566 --> 01:14:34,695 Well, I think I'm just... oh. Cramp. 1159 01:14:37,072 --> 01:14:39,371 - I think it's broken. - So wait. 1160 01:14:40,475 --> 01:14:43,104 None of us cashed in our "V" card. 1161 01:14:46,481 --> 01:14:48,450 Oh, joanna, you're so sweet. 1162 01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:50,752 So I was gonna go grab some food. 1163 01:14:51,086 --> 01:14:51,644 You want to go? 1164 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,411 No. Thank you. 1165 01:14:53,588 --> 01:14:55,318 I think I should finish up here. 1166 01:14:56,124 --> 01:14:57,592 Did you ever find that guy you were looking for? 1167 01:14:57,959 --> 01:14:59,086 No. 1168 01:15:00,428 --> 01:15:02,226 I don't know. For some reason, I just realized... 1169 01:15:02,397 --> 01:15:03,956 he needs to be my first... 1170 01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:05,964 Or something. 1171 01:15:06,468 --> 01:15:07,333 Why, Do you know him? 1172 01:15:07,869 --> 01:15:09,337 - Sort of. - Oh. 1173 01:15:09,871 --> 01:15:11,533 Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, 1174 01:15:11,806 --> 01:15:13,331 tell him I'd like to see him again. 1175 01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:21,043 - You love him. - Shut it! 1176 01:15:21,249 --> 01:15:22,114 - You want to do it with him. - I don't want to hear it from you. 1177 01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:23,349 You want to get married. 1178 01:15:23,518 --> 01:15:25,646 You want to do it with him forever and ever and ever. 1179 01:15:48,843 --> 01:15:50,573 Um, no. 1180 01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:51,972 No way. 1181 01:15:58,186 --> 01:15:59,449 Oh, well. 1182 01:16:07,195 --> 01:16:10,324 Oh, well. There's always next year. 1183 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:31,018 It's you. 1184 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:35,381 I've been waiting for you, JJ. 1185 01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:39,091 Joanna. 1186 01:17:39,921 --> 01:17:42,322 I want you. Now. 1187 01:18:03,745 --> 01:18:04,974 Wow. 1188 01:18:05,547 --> 01:18:08,642 So I guess this means I'm gay. 1189 01:18:10,718 --> 01:18:14,280 Oh. Hold on. I don't know. 1190 01:18:14,556 --> 01:18:16,184 I'm not sure about this whole thing. 1191 01:18:19,527 --> 01:18:20,517 Wait. 1192 01:18:21,396 --> 01:18:23,365 I mean, I'm sorry. I just... 1193 01:18:24,165 --> 01:18:25,633 I think we should do it again... 1194 01:18:26,401 --> 01:18:27,733 just to make sure. 1195 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:53,094 Wow. 1196 01:18:53,428 --> 01:18:54,862 That's amazing. 1197 01:18:56,464 --> 01:18:58,023 Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me. 1198 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,294 I guess something inspired me. 1199 01:19:02,503 --> 01:19:05,337 You really captured his expression and his eyes. 1200 01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:09,008 Yeah, even that little cowlick he has in his hair. 1201 01:19:10,845 --> 01:19:12,780 - Whose? - Eric's. 1202 01:19:13,047 --> 01:19:14,174 It's him, right? 1203 01:19:16,317 --> 01:19:17,250 Oh. 1204 01:19:18,519 --> 01:19:19,646 Yeah. 1205 01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:22,051 I have to go see him. 1206 01:19:24,425 --> 01:19:25,654 Oh. 1207 01:19:26,027 --> 01:19:28,121 Well, I think you know what we should do. 1208 01:19:39,073 --> 01:19:40,939 1... 800... Confess? 1209 01:19:42,543 --> 01:19:43,602 Sister therese? 1210 01:19:44,245 --> 01:19:47,374 Yeah, hon, um, there was a problem with your credit card. 1211 01:19:47,548 --> 01:19:49,346 I just need the last three numbers on the back. 1212 01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:51,249 Oh, sure 1213 01:19:51,486 --> 01:19:53,819 - Oh! - It's 271. 1214 01:19:53,988 --> 01:19:56,389 Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, 1215 01:19:56,557 --> 01:19:59,083 But can I ask your opinion on something? 1216 01:19:59,594 --> 01:20:03,429 Do you think if you do something bad, that god will forgive you, 1217 01:20:03,765 --> 01:20:04,755 take you back? 1218 01:20:05,266 --> 01:20:07,531 Sure, hon. Wh... why not? 1219 01:20:07,802 --> 01:20:09,600 As long as you're on the right path. 1220 01:20:10,638 --> 01:20:12,573 Well, how do you know if you're on that path? 1221 01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:14,608 I always look for some kind of sign... 1222 01:20:15,176 --> 01:20:16,405 from the universe, 1223 01:20:17,245 --> 01:20:20,010 something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay. 1224 01:20:20,748 --> 01:20:23,684 Sister, can I get up now? 1225 01:20:24,185 --> 01:20:27,155 - I've really gotta pee. - No! Hush your trap! 1226 01:20:28,990 --> 01:20:29,889 Okay, honey. 1227 01:20:30,124 --> 01:20:32,719 I really need to get back to work, But call back anytime. 1228 01:20:33,428 --> 01:20:34,396 I will 1229 01:20:34,829 --> 01:20:36,024 Thanks. 1230 01:20:38,599 --> 01:20:39,532 Sister? 1231 01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:42,262 Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker! 1232 01:20:57,318 --> 01:20:58,286 Eric, wait. 1233 01:21:01,122 --> 01:21:02,055 Cheryl? 1234 01:21:03,558 --> 01:21:08,656 Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything. 1235 01:21:09,163 --> 01:21:11,223 I was trying to have revenge sex with you... 1236 01:21:11,466 --> 01:21:13,731 at the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't. 1237 01:21:14,836 --> 01:21:16,805 I just didn't want to do that with you, 1238 01:21:17,605 --> 01:21:19,972 The revenge part, not the sex part. 1239 01:21:20,641 --> 01:21:24,772 Um, I... I do want to go out with you. 1240 01:21:25,747 --> 01:21:28,239 And I didn't realize that until this morning. 1241 01:21:29,550 --> 01:21:31,610 I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, 1242 01:21:31,786 --> 01:21:33,550 - And he's all over these pink... - Hey, Eric, 1243 01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:36,080 come on. We gotta get going. 1244 01:21:36,724 --> 01:21:38,454 Oh. Okay. Wow. 1245 01:21:38,593 --> 01:21:42,530 Um, Cheryl, this is my sister Tina. Tina, Cheryl. 1246 01:21:43,831 --> 01:21:45,823 Hi. Nice to meet you. 1247 01:21:48,603 --> 01:21:50,765 Uh, so, um... 1248 01:21:51,239 --> 01:21:54,175 Do you mind if I call you In a few days when I get back? 1249 01:21:54,709 --> 01:21:56,302 Yeah. Sure. 1250 01:22:01,549 --> 01:22:04,212 Oh. Sorry. No kissing, right? 1251 01:22:04,385 --> 01:22:06,013 - No. Kissing. - Oh. 1252 01:22:21,803 --> 01:22:22,964 Hey, did you ever, uh, 1253 01:22:23,204 --> 01:22:24,536 get those flowers I sent you? 1254 01:22:27,008 --> 01:22:29,500 I... I don't even care that you hooked up with Lexi. 1255 01:22:29,710 --> 01:22:31,110 Wait. What? I never did that. 1256 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:34,212 I mean, you don't have to lie about it. 1257 01:22:34,315 --> 01:22:36,284 She told me all about your pierced tongue. 1258 01:22:41,189 --> 01:22:42,782 She must have me mixed up with someone else. 1259 01:22:44,325 --> 01:22:45,486 I wonder who it was? 1260 01:22:57,505 --> 01:23:00,168 What's wrong? Is your tongue ring stuck in my stud again? 1261 01:23:03,044 --> 01:23:05,013 Well, it's okay. 1262 01:23:05,246 --> 01:23:06,270 Take your time. 1263 01:23:06,447 --> 01:23:08,678 We're closing in on my record. 1264 01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:18,459 At least this birthday's over. 1265 01:23:29,403 --> 01:23:31,963 Dear lord, please forgive me. 1266 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:34,474 I mean, if you could just... 1267 01:23:35,243 --> 01:23:37,371 I don't know, like, send me a sign. 1268 01:24:07,041 --> 01:24:08,475 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1269 01:24:08,876 --> 01:24:12,210 Uh, do you know where the church is? It's on Fountain street. 1270 01:24:12,747 --> 01:24:15,182 Uh, yeah. That's the church 1271 01:24:15,316 --> 01:24:16,284 I go to. Or used to go to. 1272 01:24:16,484 --> 01:24:19,079 Um, it's straight up that way and then left. 1273 01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:21,253 Thank you. 1274 01:24:22,390 --> 01:24:24,382 You're more than welcome to come with me if you like. 1275 01:24:24,825 --> 01:24:26,919 Oh. Uh, I don't know. 1276 01:24:33,968 --> 01:24:35,937 Whoa. That's pretty powerful. 1277 01:24:37,071 --> 01:24:40,974 Oh, 250 horsepower. 225 pounds of torque. 1278 01:24:41,876 --> 01:24:44,107 Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on. 1279 01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:47,104 I don't think so. 1280 01:24:47,281 --> 01:24:48,408 But thanks. 1281 01:24:48,749 --> 01:24:51,344 - What's your name? - Sue. What's yours? 1282 01:24:51,886 --> 01:24:53,081 Jesus. 1283 01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:55,685 - Really? - Si. 1284 01:24:58,225 --> 01:24:59,989 Maybe I could use a ride. 89464