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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,019 Mrs. Fuentes, congratulations! 4 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,155 You have a beautiful baby boy. 5 00:00:34,493 --> 00:00:37,030 J let me introduce myself j 6 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:40,492 j and welcome to my world j 7 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,373 j I came that you may find yourself... & 8 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:47,583 - para ti. - § to a woman from a girl & 9 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:51,214 - j miamor j - & wait a minute, I'm almost there j 10 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:54,297 - & corazon j - & good things will come, just wait & 11 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:59,340 - j tu eres mivida j - J your every wish is my command j 12 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,343 j it's destiny, we're fate... j 13 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:06,355 - good morning. - Good morning, Mr. Fuentes. 14 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,358 Ooh. 15 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:13,396 J you're my happily every after & 16 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:18,193 - j say that you'll be mine, yeah... j - Ah. 17 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:22,036 J ooh... j 18 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,243 - mi amor! - I missed you. 19 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,956 J what's a kiss among friends? J 20 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:31,042 j well, who knows what we can do today j 21 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:34,049 j from the beginning to the end? J 22 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,050 mi princesita. 23 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,429 - Tomas, you're here! - Your carriage awaits. 24 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,480 - J you're the one for me... j - Jaime, vamonos! 25 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,602 Hyah! 26 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,011 J don't leave me standing, don't walk away j 27 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:52,059 j 'cause you're my favorite fantasy, yeah. J 28 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,071 Hola. 29 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:04,079 - Is he meeting you here? - If he knows what's good for him. 30 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,668 Ay, papito! 31 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,378 Mm, mm, mm! 32 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,401 Yeah! 33 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,258 Every woman in this room is looking at you. 34 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,297 Are there other women in this room? 35 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:08,556 Don't move. I'll get you a drink. 36 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,309 Ahem. 37 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:21,152 Excuse me, that's taken, and I'm not talking about the seat. 38 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,157 I'll have a mojito and a menu. 39 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,568 Here's your menu... 40 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,453 You can have my foot or my fist. 41 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,331 Either one comes with a side of claw marks. 42 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,584 Would you like to hear the special? 43 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,166 No, thanks. 44 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,455 Cici. 45 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,715 If I ever find out there's another woman, 46 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,297 I swear la llorona will get you. 47 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,462 La llorona? 48 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,226 Did you hear me? 49 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,639 - Did you hear me? - Yes, of course. 50 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,683 This is for you. 51 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,732 Wicked! 52 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,242 I can't wait till my shift is over. 53 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,200 Ay, mamita, you know I have to leave tonight. 54 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,249 Unfortunately, my business is in Los Angeles, 55 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,160 and it can't wait. 56 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,623 Okay, papi. 57 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:24,215 I know, I know, I know. "A side of claw marks." 58 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,389 No, listen, our case is solid. 59 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,650 No, my client won't be denied, and you know that. 60 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,715 Because I find it very hard to believe that the owner 61 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,355 of 12 apartment buildings was surprised to know 62 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,569 that there are anti-discrimination laws. 63 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,531 Please. 64 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,696 No, I said it, we're not backing down. 65 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,410 We're... 66 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,294 You... you know what? 67 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,672 I'm gonna have to call you a little later. Yes. 68 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,294 Your workday is over. 69 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:10,432 You came all the way to Chicago to visit me in my office? 70 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,560 Mi amor, where else would I find you? 71 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,391 "Together in the Autumn 72 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,523 in water, in hips 73 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,776 until we can be alone together 74 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:25,610 only you, only me... 75 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,573 Our hearts entwined 76 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,829 in a hot embrace... 77 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,287 Solo tu, Lorena, solo yo..." 78 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,292 Oh, no, it's not very good. 79 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,546 It is, Tomas, it is. 80 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:44,708 You have no idea how sexy you are. 81 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:48,344 - Me? No. - You. Yes. 82 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,884 You know, I love that the basis of our relationship is intellectual. 83 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:58,647 Yes. Exploring each other through words is so intelligent. 84 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:00,478 It is. 85 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,732 Mi amor, this is for you. 86 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,901 Gracias, mi amor. 87 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,827 - Too much? - It's more like too little. 88 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,338 Tomas, how long are you gonna be in Chicago? 89 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,796 - Just for the evening. - Tomas, why don't you stay longer? 90 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:30,713 I'd love to, but I have a big presentation at the end of the week. 91 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,348 You know, I miss you so much when we're apart. 92 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,099 Do you miss me when you're alone? 93 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:41,940 Don't ask silly questions. Of course I miss you. 94 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,568 - You do? - Mi amor, of course. 95 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,528 You wanna keep reading? 96 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,366 J callme... j 97 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,500 j call me Romeo j 98 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,504 j call me Romeo... j 99 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,381 j I will wait outside your window j 100 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,668 j call me Romeo j 101 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:13,384 j take you anywhere, take you anywhere you wanna go j 102 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,049 j call me Romeo... j 103 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,518 I'd rather wear my versace tonight. 104 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,351 Mmm-mm. This one is elegant, 105 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:24,390 like Madonna in "Evita." 106 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:25,854 That was seven years ago. 107 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,410 Oh, my darling. 108 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:39,744 There will be eligible men here at the party tonight. 109 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,580 Who knows? You might find Mr. right. 110 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:46,042 Patricia Sofia ordonez coronado del pescador. 111 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:51,677 You know that I know what's best for you, no, mi amor? Hmm? 112 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,015 Silly. 113 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,761 She treats me like a child. 114 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,960 Can you believe what I have to put up with living here? 115 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,441 It's shocking. 116 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,818 Thank goodness you're so sweet and easygoing. 117 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,446 I know! 118 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,611 Buenas noches, lupe. 119 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:21,498 Tomas! What a great surprise! 120 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:26,458 Now I see why they call New York the most exciting city in the world. 121 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,498 Ay, chihuahua! 122 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,964 This isn't what I call exciting. 123 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,629 - Come here, my baby. - Maybe this will excite you. 124 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,514 - You got me a gift? - Mmm-hmm. 125 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,676 I hope you don't mind. 126 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,891 - Tomas? - What? 127 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,771 My mother would die. 128 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,479 Oh. Next time, I'll bring her one. 129 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,814 Funny. 130 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,651 Fifi. 131 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,487 Fifi, when is that Tomas gonna move to New York 132 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:58,617 so we don't have to marry someone else, huh? 133 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,040 - Tomas, what's wrong? - It's nothing. 134 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,666 - Are you sure? - Yes. 135 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,078 Let's go for a ride, hmm? 136 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:12,670 I can't. I have to go to this ridiculous party downstairs. 137 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,085 No, you don't. 138 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,675 - 1 don't? - Of course not. 139 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,556 You're right. I don't. 140 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,467 I can do whatever I want. 141 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,325 And right now I wanna be out of this house. 142 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,685 Well, at least for tonight. 143 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,858 Let's go. 144 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,111 Whoo! 145 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,536 Oh, my gosh. 146 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:49,544 - Put that in the upright position. - Behave. 147 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,079 Please, allow me. 148 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:54,875 Mm-mm-mm. Where was he in '447? 149 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,295 - Good day, sisters. - Oh, hi. 150 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:06,094 Sister, is it too late to change my mind? 151 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,512 - Oh...! - Hello? 152 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,210 - Mr. Fuentes, it's Mary. - What's happening? 153 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,712 I need you desperately... I mean, I need to talk to you desperately! 154 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,101 Hold on, I have a call. 155 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,565 - Hello? - What are you wearing? 156 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,573 Cici! Mi amor, I'd love to talk to you now, 157 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,608 but I am on the other line with my secretary. 158 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:24,075 - Your secretary? Is she pretty? - No! Not at all. 159 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,537 I'll call you right back. Hi, Mary, what's going on? 160 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,702 I tried you last night regarding the momento perfume campaign. 161 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,733 The ad director, Ms. James, came into town early. 162 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,588 - She what? - Yeah, she... 163 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:35,903 Mary, hold on. The other line again. 164 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,088 - Hello? - I still feel the wind in my hair. 165 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,596 Patricia! I'll call you right back, my little renegade. 166 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,178 - Okay, Mary. - Mary? Who's Mary? 167 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,844 Oh, it's still you, mi chiquita. Mary... my secretary. 168 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,558 Is she pretty? What color is her hair? 169 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,974 I don't know the color of her hair. Let me call you back. 170 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,644 - Mary? - Yes, sir? 171 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,902 - Ms. James is in town already? - Yes, she already... 172 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,772 Mary, hold on, the other line again. 173 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:03,819 - Hello? - Is this the famous poet Tomas Fuentes? 174 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,613 Lorena, let me call you back when I finish with my secretary. 175 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,702 - Oh! - Who's definitely not pretty, 176 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,271 and I don't know the color of her hair. 177 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,707 - What, Tomas? - Lorena, I can't hear you. 178 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,166 - We're breaking up. - Tomas? 179 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,128 - We're breaking up? - Hello? Hello? Hello? 180 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,006 - Mary? - Right here. 181 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,638 Get everybody together. We'll be ready. 182 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,978 Hmm... 183 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,186 Hmm. 184 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,066 What does it mean, "we're breaking up"? 185 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,729 - We probably just got disconnected. - It's time! 186 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,650 Hurry, we don't wanna miss it! 187 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,613 Let's go with Walter mercado. 188 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:49,247 I am Walter mercado, and this is "mundo infinito." 189 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,626 Hi, Gloria. Any calls? 190 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,128 All in order on your desk. Would you mind if I just go... 191 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,255 - Go ahead. - Yeah. 192 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:01,964 - Hey, did they do Leo yet? - Not yet! 193 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,640 - Hola, cici. - Hola, fala. 194 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,374 The counterfeiting ring that has eluded the FBI 195 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,684 until today. Miami police are hopeful 196 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,692 that this latest arrest will lead authorities to accomplices 197 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:21,104 in the Whitaker counterfeit ring that stretches across the country. 198 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,774 FBI officials say large sums of money still have not been recovered... 199 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:27,945 Cici, I haven't heard from Ricky in days. 200 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,864 Why can't I find a nice novio like yours? 201 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:34,705 'Cause there's only one, and he's all mine. 202 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,711 Conga room. 203 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,718 It's a collect call from Ricky. Should I accept? 204 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,220 Sure. This is not your house. 205 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,133 I accept. Ricky! Where have you been? 206 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,801 I've been so worried about you! 207 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,891 - Take your car? - Here we go. 208 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:58,104 To Los Angeles? Ricky, I can't! You know I've gotta work. 209 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,736 Oh, no, no, no. Mi amor, no, of course I love you. 210 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,022 No, okay, okay, here, tell me the name again. 211 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,942 No, Ricky, okay, I promise. Okay. 212 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,736 Ricky, when am I gonna see you again? 213 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:10,914 Hello? 214 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,448 Caution! 215 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:18,999 As beautiful as I looked the one and only time I wore it. 216 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,289 So please explain to me one more time 217 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,708 why I'm trying on your wedding dress? 218 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:27,253 Because it pays to be prepared, my baby, hmm? 219 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,094 Patricia, I don't want you pulling another stunt like last night. 220 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,079 Mother, please. I was just trying to have fun... 221 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:35,846 One day, when you are well taken care of, 222 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,185 you'll thank me, baby. 223 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,772 I am a grownup. I can take care of myself. 224 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:45,313 Really? Remember that on your next shopping spree. 225 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,295 Virgo, Venus, the planet of love and romance, 226 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,299 is transiting over your sign. 227 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,302 The moment is perfect to love and be loved. 228 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,966 It's okay to work, work, work, but now you need love! 229 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:16,307 Surprise yourself, surprise him, the man of your life. 230 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,187 Libra... 231 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,850 Gloria! 232 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,859 I'm so glad you're here. 233 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,924 Would you book me a flight tomorrow for Los Angeles? 234 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,987 Aisle seat, exit row. Thank you. 235 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,947 You got it. 236 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,578 You know, Walter's never wrong. 237 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,000 What does the brain surgeon want now? 238 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:43,789 He said he wants me to take his car to Los Angeles. 239 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,422 He sold it over the Internet. 240 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,834 Why doesn't he do it himself? 241 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,172 How would I know? I didn't even know he had a computer. 242 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,838 Oh, shh, shh, shh! 243 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,849 Danger is in your house of love. 244 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,384 Listen carefully! 245 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,894 The moment is to be aware. 246 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,272 Surprise him before another girl 247 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,933 can steal this man from you. 248 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,150 Fala, where did you say you had to take Ricky's car? 249 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,905 Los Angeles. 250 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,283 I have to meet somebody named Rodrigo at a parking lot 251 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,364 on Hollywood boulevard on Saturday at noon 252 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:17,030 and give him the car. Ricky said it was very important. 253 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,041 He said he'd have to kill me if I screwed this up. 254 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,873 I'll tell you what fala. I'll take the car to Los Angeles for you. 255 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,208 Oh, you would? Really? 256 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,874 Oh, cici, thank god, because I've never been out of Miami. 257 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,418 - Wait a minute. Neither have you. - I'll figure it out. 258 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,882 You would do this for me? 259 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,922 Yeah, sure. What are friends for? 260 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,578 Ay... you know what? You could get discovered... 261 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,220 Like at a restaurant. Oh, my god. Get your toes done. 262 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,889 I can't believe she's making me try on wedding dresses. 263 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,433 I'm not even engaged! 264 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,067 The miss latina America... 265 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,399 And hello to the natural... 266 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:53,317 Capricorn, don't let others decide your life for you. 267 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,952 Make your own future. 268 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,205 - How are you? - Hey, how's it going? 269 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,912 - Good morning, Mr. Fuentes. - Good morning. 270 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,622 Hello. 271 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,048 - Hi, Mary. Any important messages? - Nothing important. 272 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,426 But miss cici, miss Lorena and miss Patricia have all called several times. 273 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,351 - Oh, no. - Mr. Fuentes, you're sick. 274 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,686 I'm fine. 275 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,442 Thank you, Mary. You're very good to me. 276 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,366 Let me ask you something, Mary. 277 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,435 What would you do if you found out your boyfriend...? 278 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,290 I've never had a boyfriend, sir. 279 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,953 Well, if you had one... 280 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,962 What would you do if you found out 281 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:52,125 that he was going out with another girl... 282 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,045 Or three? 283 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,134 I would get him like... La llorona! 284 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,728 They're all waiting for you in the conference room. 285 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,305 What? 286 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:10,439 The momento account. Ms. James? Your presentation? 287 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,564 After months of research in our key three cities... 288 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,358 Miami, Chicago and New York... 289 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,951 We are convinced that momento will be a tremendous domestic success 290 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,536 which we can platform into international markets. 291 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,960 This perfume embodies the many attributes of a woman. 292 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,125 Strength and intelligence. 293 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,178 Sassiness and sexuality. 294 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:01,198 And beauty. 295 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,034 Enough! Enough! 296 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,039 I love you! I love you all! I love you! I do! 297 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,239 - Hmm... - What? 298 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,406 Well, your blood pressure is very high, Tomas. 299 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,542 - What seems to be the problem now? - Pain in my left eye. 300 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,078 I'm lightheaded, dizzy. 301 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,622 It's like there's no blood reaching my brain. 302 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,463 Ah. Well... sounds like stress. 303 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,254 Work problems? 304 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,258 I'm dating three women. 305 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,642 Um-hmm. 306 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,269 Well, guess we know where all the blood is, then. 307 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,271 I didn't plan this! 308 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:15,310 All three are so different, so beautiful, so... so special. 309 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,401 Well, you better choose one, or you're gonna wear yourself out. 310 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:22,567 How can you choose between the colors of nature's beautiful flowers? 311 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,610 How? 312 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,622 Besides, they'd be heartbroken, and I'd be dead. 313 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,623 Well, you may die from exhaustion. 314 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,079 Huh. 315 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,460 So, what are their names? 316 00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:37,670 Cicli, Patricia, Lorena. 317 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,300 I'm married to a woman named Bertha. 318 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,427 Bertha? Hmm. 319 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,299 Choose one. 320 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,181 - Now, what name are you hoping for? - I don't know. Who is it? 321 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,629 It doesn't matter. What matters is, who are you hoping it is? 322 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,144 - Quick! - I don't know. Who is it? 323 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,633 That's your conscious self talking. 324 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,301 Your subconscious knows what you really want. Quick! 325 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,692 - Could you just read it, please? - That's not the point. 326 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,111 Your blood pressure's way too high. 327 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,643 We'll try some tranquilizers until you can work everything out. 328 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,579 Until then, no driving, no alcohol, 329 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,290 and most important, no women! 330 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:19,173 - What? - Gonna write one for myself. 331 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:22,335 Now, take out the third and seventh paragraphs. 332 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,346 Yes. Give me one second. 333 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,633 Okay, now read it back to me. 334 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,597 The rest of it's fine. 335 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,887 Have them signed and sent to me. 336 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,358 Amor? 337 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,737 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 338 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:41,581 Sit. Good girl. 339 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,562 Agent Quinn? Yeah, it's Carmen. 340 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,607 Yeah. She just pulled up to someone's house. 341 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,366 No, I don't think it's one of theirs. 342 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,579 You stay. 343 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,436 Surprise, papi! 344 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,492 - What's going on? What's happening? - What are you doing in my lingerie? 345 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,274 Your lingerie? Open your fake eyes, honey! 346 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,817 He obviously gave this little number to all of us. 347 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,829 Mm-hmm, but only one of us is doing it justice. 348 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,832 - But he's mine! He's mine! - Then why is he in Miami on Monday 349 00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,369 - giving me this? - Well, Tuesday, he was in Chicago. 350 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,380 Wednesday, New York. 351 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:08,634 Mr. Walter told me that a Venus hoochie was moving in on my man. 352 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,637 What do you mean, "your man"? Not that I will ever watch that... 353 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,344 What's his name, Walter? But I assure you that "hoochie Venus" 354 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:18,682 he was referring to is not me. Okay? It's you! And you! 355 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:21,313 This is ludicrous. Tomas would not cheat on me 356 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,849 with some bookworm and a maid. 357 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:27,316 Oh, I'm the maid, all right, and I'm gonna wipe the floor with you. 358 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,524 Don't be so absurd. 359 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:32,567 Especially since Tomas and I are engaged. 360 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,361 - Tomas Fuentes bought you that ring? - Yeah. 361 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,655 Nice! 362 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,323 Cubic zirconium. 363 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,867 For 10 bucks, I can get you a matching pair of earrings. 364 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,879 Wait a minute, that's a pinkie ring! 365 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,665 Oh, you better get back to the castle, Princess, 366 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,549 before you turn into a pumpkin. 367 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,335 Well, at least it's real, 368 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,595 which is more than I can say for some other things... 369 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,428 That's it! I'll shove your tiara right up your... 370 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,435 - Hold it! Hold it! - Psycho. 371 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,846 This is just perfect! Tomas Fuentes cheats on us, 372 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,515 and we're fighting with each other? 373 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,355 This man, as we have witnessed, 374 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:11,568 he is deceiving, he is conniving and he is untrustworthy. 375 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,858 Have we no pride, girls? 376 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,778 He doesn't deserve us! 377 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,703 I'm with the bookworm. My mama always said, 378 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,590 "if a man cheats on you, he doesn't respect you." 379 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,173 I propose that we walk out of here and we never look back. 380 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,160 I think we should wait here and give him a nice big heart attack! 381 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,473 No, no, no. We must cease and desist of all contact whatsoever. 382 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,514 - That's what he deserves. - Cracked huevos is what he deserves! 383 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,149 But I like your plan. It's subtle. 384 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:51,563 And subtle's your middle name. 385 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,988 As of this moment, we agree to be honest 386 00:24:57,162 --> 00:25:00,780 in our intention to abandon Tomas Fuentes. 387 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:04,951 We swear on our oath as honorable women. 388 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,836 - Who taught you to talk like that? - Agreed? 389 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,747 - Agreed. - Good. 390 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,712 - Agreed. - I'm Lorena morales. 391 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,798 - I'm cici. - Just cici? 392 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,759 - Mm-hmm. - Like charo. 393 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,675 Like Cher! 394 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,718 - I'm Patricia Sofia ordonez... - Whatever! 395 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,887 Coronado del pescador. 396 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:28,683 She must be European. 397 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,438 Remember, we've got to be strong. 398 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,982 Because we deserve more than this. 399 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:40,619 I don't care how many times he tries, I will not take his call. 400 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,495 Neither will I. 401 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,827 I wonder who he will call first. 402 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,960 I mean, I know it won't be me. 403 00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:51,839 If he can have you two, what would he want with a chica like me? 404 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,711 Pues, ciao, mujeres. 405 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:06,057 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 406 00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,815 Yes, goodbye. 407 00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:14,570 If he can have you two, what would he want with a chica like me? 408 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,947 Tomas needs intellectual stimulation. 409 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:18,573 And culture. 410 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,577 - He wouldn't go for that... - Blonde with the boobs. 411 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:24,739 - Would he? - Would he? 412 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,909 J call me Romeo j 413 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,247 j call me Romeo j 414 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,047 j call me Romeo... j 415 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:41,555 okay, Tomas, it's time to relax. 416 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,011 J call me Romeo... j 417 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:02,113 Mi amor, I was just thinking about you. 418 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,869 - Really? May I come in? - Of course, my sweet. 419 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,871 - Where are my manners? - I don't know. 420 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,704 Perhaps you left them in... New York?! 421 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,119 Or maybe Miami? 422 00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:15,130 Isn't it true you were in both those cities recently? 423 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,086 Very recently, in fact! 424 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,128 - Yes, for my work, amor. - Oh, your work. 425 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,547 No other reason, Tomas? 426 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,761 - I don't know what you mean. - I think you do. 427 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,888 Querida, go upstairs. 428 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,648 I will make you a drink, okay? 429 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,811 - I have more questions for you, Tomas. - I'll be right there. 430 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,821 What was she saying? 431 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,654 New York and Miami? 432 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,034 Oh, my god. 433 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,991 No way, no way. 434 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:50,203 Stay calm. 435 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,993 Breathe, Tomas, just breathe. 436 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,839 Patricia! I was just thinking about you. 437 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:08,805 How could you, Tomas? 438 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:11,095 I thought you had better taste than a librarian 439 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,685 and some sort of prostitute! 440 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,191 What are you talking about? 441 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,194 - Who are those drinks for? - For me. 442 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,025 - Two drinks? - Yes! 443 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,033 So I don't have to come back for a refill. See? 444 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:28,658 Come into the kitchen. I will fix two for you. 445 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,702 Federal express! 446 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,871 I'll be right back. 447 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,250 This can't be happening! 448 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,138 Oh, my god, it is happening. 449 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:51,260 - Ay! Cici! - You've been very, very bad, cabron. 450 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,118 - Mamita... - Take a good look at me, papi. 451 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,723 Feast your eyes on what you're losing, and for what? 452 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:59,689 - It's not what you think. - Some stuck-up, pinche ice Princess, 453 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,730 and a mousy little office clerk! 454 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,011 - I can explain. Listen to me... - I hope it was worth it, 455 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,946 because you can kiss these chichis goodbye! 456 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,237 I'm back at this house, but something funny is going on. 457 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:12,246 A-ha! You came back! 458 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,749 I knew I couldn't trust a tramp like you, you liar. 459 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,959 Liar, me? Your fake-eyed, funny-named culo crawled back before I did! 460 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:20,918 What have you done to him? 461 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,084 The librarian?! 462 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,095 - I am a lawyer! - And you tricked us! 463 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,756 - I did it, I did it. - "We deserve more than this"?! 464 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:31,016 - My ass! - So you can have Tomas for yourself. 465 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,767 You're a big-word talker! 466 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:37,807 It was just... damn it! It was cici's chichis! 467 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:38,985 - Tramp! - Pendejas! 468 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,811 Underachievers. 469 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:45,857 Sounds like it's getting violent. 470 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,114 Wait. 471 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,777 - What are we doing? - What are we doing? 472 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:53,118 - Trying not to kill somebody. - Oh, please. Please don't kill me. 473 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:56,829 I didn't mean to. 474 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:59,962 Shh. Wait, Quinn, I can't hear anything. 475 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,123 Leave your man wanting more. 476 00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:05,259 We're gonna need more than that, papi. 477 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:08,762 - I won't share you. - You must make a choice, Tomas. 478 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,797 Choose, or you die! 479 00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,807 I choose... 480 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:15,938 I choose... 481 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,974 Tomas! 482 00:30:21,153 --> 00:30:22,953 - What are you doing? - Making sure he's okay. 483 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:24,944 He might need cpr. 484 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:27,302 If anyone's giving Tomas the breath of life, it's gonna be me! 485 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,942 Get your mouth out of there! This dead chico is mine! 486 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,736 Wait, wait, wait. Look at this! 487 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,826 They were prescribed today! He took half of it! 488 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,333 Oh. These are just tranquilizers. He'll sleep it off. 489 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,835 - What do we do now? - What can we do? 490 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:44,339 We're gonna wait here. We're gonna wait till he gets up and he chooses me! 491 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,841 I mean, he makes a decision. All right? 492 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,218 - Deal? - Deal. 493 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:52,131 Okay, that's it. I gotta get a closer look. I'll call you back. 494 00:30:56,563 --> 00:31:00,272 Hi, you've reached Tomas Fuentes. Please leave a message. 495 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,854 Hi, it's me. 496 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,859 - What?! - I'm worried about you. 497 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,112 And seeing as it's my job to take care of you, 498 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:11,025 I'm bringing over what you need. And you better be in bed when I get there. 499 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,407 The L.A. woman. 500 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,540 - "Her job"? - "In bed"? 501 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,421 - Wake up, Tomas! - Come on, you cheating chico! 502 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:26,206 - Snap out of it! - I'm gonna kill her! 503 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,225 Wait till she finds out she's not the only one! 504 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,143 I don't like you two any more than you like me. 505 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:34,890 But I liked the odds much better when it was just the three of us. 506 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,345 She's here! 507 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,933 She must have called from a cell phone. 508 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,348 This doesn't look so good. 509 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,892 She's not that hot. 510 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,856 Oh, my gosh, she has a gun. 511 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,567 - Let's get out of here. - I'm not going anywhere without Tomas! 512 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,192 Wait, she's going around the back. Come on, come on. 513 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:58,576 Come on, Fifi. Come to mama, baby. Come on, come on. 514 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,390 Oh, no, not my coat. 515 00:32:24,568 --> 00:32:26,229 Probably bought that to match the dog. 516 00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:27,923 Can we get going before she comes back? 517 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:30,107 At least my clothes don't squeak. 518 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,147 It's not my coat, it's your stupid little rat. 519 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,236 Okay. 520 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,450 Come on. 521 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:54,053 What are those girls up to? 522 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,116 Can you turn that thing off? 523 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:18,514 The FBI is close to arresting... 524 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:21,701 I can't, it's broken. 525 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:29,204 - She's following us! - Hold on. I'll lose that hoochie mama. 526 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,964 Hoochie mama? 527 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:45,145 Hey! Watch it, lady. 528 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,948 My gosh. 529 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,984 Admit it, cicita knows what she's doing. 530 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,949 Okay. Then what do we do now? 531 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,364 We can't just keep driving around here. 532 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,579 I saw a motel 6 on my way into town. 533 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,210 - A motel what? - We have to go somewhere. 534 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,461 I once stayed at this fabulous hotel with my parents. 535 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:14,048 - That's where we're going. - As long as you're paying. 536 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,050 Fine. 537 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:30,223 Hello, ladies. 538 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:36,355 - Hello. May I help you with your bags? - Yeah, sure. 539 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,195 How are we going to get him inside without making a scene, huh? 540 00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,405 I won't carry him again. 541 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,162 Excuse me. 542 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,210 Nice place. 543 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:08,095 My mom loves these. 544 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,104 Why don't you guys stay behind? 545 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,108 - I'll take care of this. - Welcome. 546 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:15,439 Yes. I'd like a suite, preferably on the top floor. 547 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:18,196 Oh, I hope I have one on such short notice. 548 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,108 - We are so booked... - I'm sure you'll find something. 549 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:24,119 Here's one. We do have one last suite available. 550 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,621 - Isn't that great? - I'll take it. 551 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:30,409 My pleasure to serve you, miss coronado del pescador. 552 00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:34,125 - That's an interesting name. - It's all taken care of. 553 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,462 Well, good, because Tomas is locked in the luggage room. 554 00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,465 I am sorry, miss coronado del pescador, 555 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,131 but there seems to be a problem with your card. 556 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:47,096 What? That's impossible. 557 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:50,262 Well, my computer says that the account has been closed down 558 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,102 by the main cardholder. 559 00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:55,267 A "Mrs. coronado del pescador." 560 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:58,312 Is that your mother? Would you like to try another card? 561 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:02,608 She did it. She really did it. My mother must be really mad. 562 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:07,537 This would have been perfect. Where are we going to go now? 563 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:11,165 Don't ask me. I have no money and no credit cards. 564 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,543 Well, well, well. How the mighty have fallen. 565 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,294 - Oh, shut up. - That's enough. 566 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:17,318 We have to think of something before Tomas wakes up 567 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,675 - or somebody finds him. - Jesus. Are they cloning them? 568 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:25,180 I'm gonna go and check on Tomas. 569 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,590 Whoa! 570 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:42,614 Miss Puerto Rico, finally we find you. 571 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,570 I am costas delgado. 572 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:47,907 I am the director of the miss latina American beauty pageant. 573 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:55,373 I understand your plane was delayed. I'm so sorry. 574 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,630 But we have you here now. 575 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,166 I'm so pleased. You must be tired. 576 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:04,211 - You must be hungry from your travels. - Yes, we are. 577 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,755 I'm cici, miss Puerto Rico's manager. 578 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,390 And this is Patricia, the maid. 579 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,223 Well, I'm pleased to meet you all. 580 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:14,228 Bellboy. 581 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,605 Please, the ladies' luggage... 582 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,391 - Take it up to suite 907. - Yes, sir. 583 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,310 Senoritas, this way please. 584 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:24,606 And may I say, you are even more beautiful in person. 585 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,740 I am? 586 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,368 - No, I'm not. - Oh, yes, you are. 587 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,744 Hello, miss Puerto Rico's line. 588 00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:36,159 Enrique. 589 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,704 Yeah, I would love to join you, but we're in Los Angeles. 590 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:44,259 No, I'm sure I told you. 591 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:49,264 No, thank you, but have a great concert anyways. 592 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,221 Yeah, sure. Bye. Good luck. 593 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,431 That Enrique. 594 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:09,409 Tomorrow, the pageant officially begins with a reception/brunch, 595 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:11,820 followed by round one with the judges. 596 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:15,286 - How exciting. - Yes. 597 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,416 You must allow me to send you up a feast. 598 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:20,294 Is there anything special that you all would like? 599 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,299 Oh, now, miss Puerto Rico, 600 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,303 you know that our pageant contestants are not allowed to drink. 601 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,304 Well, I'm sorry... 602 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:31,806 She's ordering it for me. 603 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,218 She takes such good care of her staff. Isn't that right, pati? 604 00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,227 Mm-hmm. 605 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,310 Why don't you make it a bottle of champagne? For my nerves. 606 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,646 - Thank you so much for everything. - Oh, no, no. 607 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,688 It's my pleasure. My card. If there's anything... 608 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:48,322 Thank you. See you tomorrow. That was close. 609 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,825 This is outrageous. 610 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:53,657 - Nice room, huh? - I'm not talking about the room, 611 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,288 you peasant. 612 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,575 They think that she's miss Puerto Rico, and I'm some sort of maid. 613 00:38:58,753 --> 00:39:01,790 If you don't like it, 614 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,580 there's the door. 615 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:06,716 And leave you two alone with Tomas? I don't think so. 616 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,298 - Where is Tomas? - I don't know. 617 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,758 Open. 618 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,639 No. 619 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:23,358 Hi. Brought your bags. Oh, wow. What a room. 620 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,484 The maid is taking care of it, as you can see. 621 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,361 Okay. If there's anything you ladies need 622 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,615 or want or desire, I'm at your service, so just... 623 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,525 - Thank you. - Okay. All right. 624 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,882 What's the matter, you don't like the food? 625 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:55,844 I'm just not very hungry. 626 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:59,307 I guess losing all your money in one day can make you lose your appetite. 627 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:04,683 Here, have this. It'll numb the pain. 628 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:07,568 I'm not really supposed to drink, thank you. 629 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,900 You're not really in the contest, thank you. 630 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,407 I need a clear head. I have round one with the judges tomorrow. 631 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:18,322 No, you don't. Miss Puerto Rico has round one with the judges tomorrow. 632 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:21,411 You have to sneak out of here without being thrown in jail. 633 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:25,329 I'm not breaking any laws. I could be miss Puerto Rico. 634 00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,838 - No, you couldn't. - Why not? 635 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,920 For starters, you're not from Puerto Rico. 636 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,757 You think all those contestants are really from where they say they're from? 637 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,923 Excuse me? 638 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:39,342 I'm going to tell you something. I heard miss Venezuela... 639 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,602 She's really from Nicaragua. 640 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:44,934 Help me out here, pati. 641 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:47,771 Oh, don't ask me. I'm just the maid. 642 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,528 So why did your mom cut you off? 643 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,734 Well, that's none of your business. 644 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,570 But Tomas had better choose me, 645 00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:57,861 because I've given everything up for that cheating chico. 646 00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:01,327 Your parents cut you off because of Tomas? 647 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:05,870 Well, I sort of ran away. 648 00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,539 They just want to marry me off anyway, so... 649 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:13,926 You ran away? I'm impressed. 650 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,930 Too bad Tomas is gonna choose me. 651 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:20,718 - Over my dead body. - Any way you like it. 652 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:23,602 Ladies, please, we're stuck here together for the night. 653 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,355 Soon Tomas is gonna wake up and he's gonna make his choice. 654 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:29,518 And I think we all know who that's gonna be. 655 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:34,443 The one he really loves. 656 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:38,109 The one that makes his heart pound in his chest. 657 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,489 The one that he cannot stop thinking about. 658 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:45,750 - A toast... - To me. 659 00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:59,597 Oh, god... 660 00:41:59,767 --> 00:42:03,601 Isn't he beautiful? 661 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,729 If only all he did was sleep. 662 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:10,687 - Why did you do it? - Because he's a man. 663 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,443 That's so depressing. 664 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,855 That's life, no? Hmm. 665 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,742 What do you do in Miami? 666 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,028 I'm a cocktail waitress. 667 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,492 Oh. 668 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,999 I was thinking about getting a job too. 669 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,999 Anyway, I really wanna be a dancer. 670 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,667 The kind with a pole? 671 00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:39,713 No, a real dancer. 672 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,678 Everything I know I taught myself. 673 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:46,015 That's hard to put on a résumé. 674 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:49,522 I know what people think when they look at me. 675 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:53,605 I may not look smart, but I'm full of surprises. 676 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:59,482 But what about you, "miss Puerto Rico"? 677 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,026 How come you're a lawyer and you have no dinero? 678 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:04,537 Because I work for the people. 679 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,699 - What people? - Our people. 680 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:11,540 I fight the fight for rights for all latinos. 681 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,547 I fight against discrimination. 682 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,049 I fight against inequality. 683 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,087 I fight for the people who have no voice. 684 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,505 Que bueno. 685 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:26,016 You should save that for the beauty contest tomorrow. 686 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:29,896 You know that I've never been in a beauty contest before. 687 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:33,934 And you're not in one now. 688 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:37,775 Well, being a fake beauty contestant's better than being a fake maid. 689 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:46,871 Tomorrow, can I be miss Puerto Rico and Lorena be the maid? 690 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:11,103 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for. 691 00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,515 And the winner is... 692 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:16,856 Miss Lorena! 693 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:34,627 Whoo! 694 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:40,632 Lorena morales, do you swear to be my only... 695 00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,589 My one and only... 696 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:45,880 And nothing but my one and only, so help you god? 697 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:48,094 I do. 698 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:50,620 You're my love, and I won't share you with anyone. 699 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,762 This is ridiculous. 700 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:12,221 I should be going to the ball, not those tacky, ugly hags. 701 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:13,931 Help me with my dress. 702 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:17,723 The buckle on my shoe is loose. Fix it. 703 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:20,937 Let's go. We need to hurry. I don't wanna miss the prince. 704 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:27,907 May I have some water? I am so thirsty from my travels. 705 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,783 You got it, prince. 706 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:33,454 Certainly. 707 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:45,925 - You're so very beautiful. - I am, aren't I? 708 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:49,087 And I'm wasting away in this horrible dungeon. 709 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:54,012 - Would you like to ride away with me? - More than anything in the world. 710 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:56,051 Let's go. 711 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,800 My papi. 712 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,132 Yes, Tomas? 713 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,457 - How dare youl! - How dare me? How dare you? 714 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:41,143 - Hands off the merchandise. - You wish. Please. 715 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:44,980 Hello? Yes. Yes, miss Puerto Rico. Correct. 716 00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:47,861 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be right down. 717 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,364 - What happened? - Unh! I missed my brunch. 718 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:53,241 - I'm meeting the judges. It's 11:30. - It's 11:30? 719 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,368 - Oh, my god. Move it. We have to go. - Where? 720 00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:58,872 We have to take the car to fala's boyfriend's friend. 721 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,785 - It's a long story. - I have to meet the judges. 722 00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,795 - No, you don't. - And why should we go with you? 723 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,251 Because we're in this together, 724 00:48:07,426 --> 00:48:09,087 because we have a common bond, 725 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:13,049 and because I don't trust either one of you alone with Tomas. 726 00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,225 Okay, fine. 727 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,892 Then I'll just go downstairs and spill the frijoles 728 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:28,061 on little miss Puerto Rico. 729 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,776 I'm sure motel 6 will have a room. 730 00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:33,236 We're in. 731 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,244 Well, what about Tomas? What if he wakes up? 732 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,242 Still out like a light. 733 00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:46,037 I know. We'll leave Fifi here to guard him. 734 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:49,082 Come on, Fifi. Come here. Let me help you get your favorite toy. 735 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,842 Good girl. 736 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,259 That is so bizarre. I could've sworn I put it in here. 737 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,350 I have a better idea. 738 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:14,027 Hotel security. 739 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:30,047 J maybe I'm chasin' papi, chasin' papi... j 740 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,458 now we have to wait for some guy named Rodrigo. 741 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,968 We have to wait in this heat? 742 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,380 Is the sun too bright for your pretty fake blue eyes? 743 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:38,968 And what's that supposed to mean? 744 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:42,260 Only that someone in this car is ashamed of being latina. 745 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:43,974 I'm not ashamed of being latina. 746 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:46,389 I can't believe I'm missing the pageant for this. 747 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:49,980 You're not in a pageant. 748 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,987 All right, all right. There's the car. Let's go. 749 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:56,069 Okay. Okay, just a minute. 750 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:57,483 What? 751 00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,902 Just a minute. 752 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,200 I gotta take this pill before the novocaine wears off. 753 00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:05,958 - You can't stand a little toothache? - Shoot! 754 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:07,368 It's a root canal. 755 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:10,162 Like, it's the most painful thing you can have. 756 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:12,486 Haven't you ever heard people say, "I'd rather have a root canal" 757 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,000 when they don't wanna do something? 758 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:17,420 No, but you'd rather have two root canals than to blow this deal. 759 00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:19,338 Now look here, Victor, tonight is the night. 760 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:23,681 We make this pickup, and then we are in with the big boys. 761 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:30,976 - Are you almost finished? - Mm-hmm. 762 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:34,395 - Let's go. - Okay. 763 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:36,279 Okay. 764 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,406 I'm miserable, you know? 765 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,193 You could be a little more sensitive. 766 00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,038 Ladies, you are late. 767 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,120 Rodrigo? 768 00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:50,206 The last thing I picture you doing in the Internet is buying a car. 769 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:53,214 Here. 770 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,126 Great car. Really roomy. 771 00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,214 The radio sticks a little bit. 772 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:00,380 - Where's the bag? - What? 773 00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:03,971 - Where is the bag? - The bag? 774 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,884 Where is the bag? The bag with the money. 775 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:10,557 Oh, my god. Was it supposed to be in the trunk? 776 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,395 Look, don't play with me, little girl. 777 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:15,403 I object to you calling her a "little girl." 778 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:18,235 - And who the hell are you? - I am a woman with a conscience. 779 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:21,901 You're about to be a woman without a pulse if we don't get that bag back. 780 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,359 - It's back at our hotel. - What? 781 00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:25,912 Yes. 782 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,227 In the luggage. I don't know what's in it. 783 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:29,082 - I didn't know about a bag. - Well, I don't. 784 00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:30,438 - Then why did you say it? - I'm stalling. 785 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:32,544 - It's all your fault. - What are they talking about? 786 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:35,752 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Please! Break it up. Man! 787 00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:39,047 Please. Okay? You know? 788 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,588 Every time women get together, you guys go like this all the time, okay? 789 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:47,009 We're just gonna go to the hotel, get the bag and bring it to you. 790 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,975 - Yes! - Not so fast, senorita smiles. 791 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:53,436 - Victor's coming with you. - No, no, no. 792 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:55,567 That's really not necessary. 793 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:02,029 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I gotta put ice on my jaw, okay? 794 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,614 I really don't wanna take a ride with them, all right? 795 00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,198 Okay, you know what? You are going 796 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,614 unless you wanna stay here and explain this to the boss. 797 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:11,374 And I know you don't really wanna do that, do you? 798 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:29,051 - Nice move. - At least I had a plan. 799 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,499 What are we gonna do when we get to the room and there's no money? 800 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:35,107 - Yeah, then what? - You got us in this mess. 801 00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,643 Here we are... 802 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:40,528 There's a note. 803 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:43,566 Here. I'll get it, I'll get it. 804 00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:47,236 "If you want your papi back, bring the money to the Don quixote puppet 805 00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:50,247 at the L.A. Latin festival at 5:00 P.M. no cops." 806 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:52,408 - No cops? - L.A. Latin festival... 807 00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,648 - This is all your fault. - Why is everything my fault? 808 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:57,163 Hey, hey. Keep... 809 00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:59,047 Keep it down, please. Okay? 810 00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:02,051 Where is the bag? Because that's not the bag. 811 00:53:02,221 --> 00:53:04,337 It's full of underwears and stuff. Where's the bag? 812 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,302 You know, if we didn't have to leave Tomas for the stupid car... 813 00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:10,092 Little miss perfect. Nothing is ever your fault. 814 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:12,682 Just shut up so I can think, please! 815 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:22,150 What? I live in New York. No one touches my bag. 816 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,691 It's like I'm seeing you for the very first time. 817 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:29,077 That was good. But where is Tomas? 818 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,208 And who are these thugs, and what was in that car? 819 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,707 I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 820 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:39,546 Conga room. 821 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,127 - Fala. - Cici. 822 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,132 I need to find that jerk Ricky. 823 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:45,183 I don't know where he is. Mira, are you in L.A.? 824 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,222 - Have you seen the Hollywood sign? - He set us up. 825 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:49,869 Do you know about a bag of money that was supposed to be in the car? 826 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:52,054 No, cici. Ricky wouldn't do anything like that. 827 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,457 He doesn't have any money. Mira, have you seen any movie stars? 828 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,881 - I don't have time for this. Goodbye. - But take pictures... 829 00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:01,067 Well? 830 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,274 We have to find out how to get to this festival. 831 00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:08,150 Miss Puerto Rico, we've been calling and calling. 832 00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:10,569 I was so worried. 833 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:13,205 I love your glasses. 834 00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,616 But this is a beauty contest. Lose them. 835 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,495 Ay, dios. It's just you and me. Let's go. 836 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:24,382 Excuse me. We need a map of the area. 837 00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:26,740 How nice to have you back with us. Shall we give it another go? 838 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:29,255 That was just a little misunderstanding yesterday. 839 00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:31,344 - Of course. - What about the map? 840 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,759 - Whose adorable dog is that? - She's mine. 841 00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,768 Hotel policy does not allow 842 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:38,100 our four-legged family members to stay with us. 843 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,106 Fifi, what's wrong? Fifi. 844 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:43,440 Oh, I've seen a lot, but this one's a real doozy. 845 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:47,482 No, I think he'll prove very useful to us. 846 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,241 Yeah. Okay, I'll see you there. 847 00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:52,573 I'm just gonna make sure they make it there too. 848 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:55,364 Okay, bye. 849 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:02,751 And world peace. 850 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:08,169 Miss Mexico, how would you define beauty? 851 00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:12,306 I believe beauty does come from within. 852 00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:16,264 But why not let your beauty show on the outside 853 00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:20,272 and share it with the whole world? 854 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:23,809 If you've got it, flaunt it. 855 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:25,648 And like the great Daisy Fuentes said, 856 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,782 "we must all express our salsa gene, 857 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:32,534 because it allows us to be 858 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:36,447 as beautiful as we are." 859 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:39,537 Muchas gracias. 860 00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:43,203 Thank you, miss Mexico. 861 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:49,298 Ah, Daisy Fuentes, truly a voice of our generation. 862 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:52,588 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure now to introduce to you... 863 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,599 Miss Puerto Rico. 864 00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:03,683 - Miss Puerto Rico? - What? 865 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,777 Hello. 866 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,542 Fifi, what is it? 867 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:25,329 - Come here, come here. - Oh, they let you have a dog? 868 00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:29,671 - How nice. - Nobody lets me do anything. 869 00:56:29,845 --> 00:56:32,587 I'm not a maid. Not a maid. 870 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:34,595 You know, you just keep telling yourself that. 871 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:37,366 'Cause I wake up every morning, and I say to myself in the mirror, 872 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:41,353 "I am a musician.” 873 00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:43,263 Fifi, what is it, baby? 874 00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:45,728 Come here, come here. 875 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,360 Would you stop fooling around with that dog? 876 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,612 - The money. - The bag, it really was in the trunk. 877 00:56:50,782 --> 00:56:52,622 I put Fifi's toy inside thinking it was my bag, 878 00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:55,366 but really it was the money bag. It looks like my bag, 879 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:57,823 but it was last year's. The clasp is different. 880 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,407 - Sorry. - We don't have time for this. 881 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,543 Let's get "miss Puerto Rico" and rescue Tomas. 882 00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:13,885 Oh, man... how can three defenseless girls get away from you? 883 00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:15,796 I don't know what happened. 884 00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,384 They punched me, they kicked me. 885 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:19,345 - What? - I don't know what happened! 886 00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,680 Look, Victor, I'm not ready to die yet. 887 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,937 If we don't get that money, we're dead. 888 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:27,565 - Now, look, we gotta find these broads. - Okay, okay Rodrigo. 889 00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:32,355 Don't yell at me. I think they're at the Don quixote puppet. 890 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:34,739 The Don quixote puppet at the festival? 891 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:40,370 - Yeah. - I'll meet you there. 892 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:44,829 When women realize that we are the majority in this world... 893 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:47,540 The possibilities are endless. 894 00:57:47,714 --> 00:57:49,625 But it is up to us. 895 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,509 I believe that as women, we should re-energize ourselves and demand... 896 00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:54,885 Excuse you. 897 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,547 In every aspect of our lives, right? 898 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,807 How would you respond to those who say 899 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,684 a beauty contest such as this... 900 00:58:02,854 --> 00:58:05,436 Does more for the objectification of women 901 00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:09,395 - rather than women's rights? - I say what better way to show 902 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:13,687 that a woman can be both beautiful and intelligent? 903 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,451 And if chosen, I plan to propose 904 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:21,612 that all beauty contestants are required 905 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:25,328 - to take entrance exams. Absolutely. - Oh, that's good. 906 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,367 What the hell is she talking about? 907 00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:29,506 You know, our goal, people, should be to celebrate 908 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:34,466 the diverse and the wonderful qualities of today's Latin woman. 909 00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:36,342 We don't have time for this. 910 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,596 - In fact, I believe... - Stop that imposter! 911 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:42,382 I am the real miss Puerto Rico. 912 00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:43,997 I'm so sorry... just a little misunderstanding here... 913 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:47,513 And that's my sash! 914 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,773 That wasn't very dignified for a beauty queen. 915 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:54,645 I can explain this whole thing. 916 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,905 - We don't have time for this. - What happened? 917 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,577 What were you doing up there? 918 00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:09,414 It was amazing, cici. I really had them. 919 00:59:09,588 --> 00:59:11,874 They were hanging on my every word. 920 00:59:12,049 --> 00:59:14,882 - It wasn't words they were hanging on. - I never knew. 921 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:17,384 Lorena. Hey, we found the money. 922 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,045 Okay, let's go. We have to get to that festival, 923 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,430 or we don't know what's gonna happen to Tomas. 924 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:24,683 - I hope he's okay! - We have to find a puppet... 925 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:27,560 Ay-yi-yi. 926 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,473 I'm losing my mind. 927 00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,561 Welcome back. 928 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:36,645 Where am I? 929 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:39,700 Who are you? 930 00:59:39,868 --> 00:59:43,452 Agent Carmen Rivera, FBI. 931 00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:46,614 FBI? 932 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,784 It's... it's a federal crime to date three women? 933 00:59:49,961 --> 00:59:52,794 No, but it should be. 934 00:59:52,964 --> 00:59:56,673 Girls, I'm missing out on the whole contest. 935 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,676 - You're a lawyer. Get over it. - Yeah, focus, Lorena. 936 00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:00,926 - Got the map? - Got it. 937 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,759 Floor it. 938 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,594 What's happening? 939 01:00:04,768 --> 01:00:07,100 Buckle up, Romeo. We're going for a little ride. 940 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:13,770 - Are you arresting me? - No, you're just the bait. 941 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,026 Your girlfriends have something I want. 942 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:18,562 You know what? I think we're gonna make it. 943 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:20,696 You know what? For a lawyer, 944 01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,573 you make a hell of a beauty contestant. 945 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,109 I don't know what got into me. 946 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,766 It's like I never had that kind of attention before. It was amazing. 947 01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:30,453 I bet if the real miss Puerto Rico hadn't shown up, you would have won. 948 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:32,063 - Oh, stop it. You really think so? - Definitely. 949 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:33,577 - Yeah. - You think so? 950 01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:35,586 Oh. You know what? 951 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:38,624 For a cocktail waitress, she's actually quite a mastermind. 952 01:00:38,802 --> 01:00:40,793 Street smart. 953 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,553 - Ahem...! - And you pati, 954 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,805 - you can really swing a lamp. - I know, yeah. Yeah. 955 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:48,592 Thank you. Thank you. 956 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:50,977 - What was that? - I don't know. 957 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:52,479 What's happening? 958 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,810 We're running out of gas. 959 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,850 - Cici. - We're out of gas? 960 01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:59,895 And they were all there at my house. Can you believe that? 961 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:04,066 - Can't say you didn't have it coming. - Nothing like this has happened before. 962 01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:07,862 - What? Getting caught? - No, falling in love with three women. 963 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,530 Oh, love. You call it love. 964 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,574 Si, like neruda. 965 01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:14,492 "I love in this way... 966 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:17,037 Because I don't know any other way of loving." 967 01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:20,628 Oh, my god. You gotta be kidding me. 968 01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:23,072 - We're not gonna make it to Tomas. - Look for a gas station. 969 01:01:23,096 --> 01:01:25,178 - There's a gas station. - I see the gas station. 970 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:39,108 This isn't full service. 971 01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,816 - Are you out of your mind? - Hurry. Hurry. 972 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:45,531 Perfect. 973 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,062 - We don't have time for this. - Yeah, we need another ride. 974 01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:53,698 - Are you with me? - Ahead of you. You know how to do it? 975 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,583 I don't know how to drive that thing. 976 01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:57,995 - You don't? - No, why would 1? I thought you did. 977 01:01:58,173 --> 01:01:59,817 Why would I know how to drive a motorcycle? 978 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:01,923 - Why would I? - It seemed implied. 979 01:02:02,093 --> 01:02:04,584 Do you wanna argue, or do you wanna ride? 980 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,754 She doesn't know how to pump gas, 981 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:09,798 but she knows how to drive a motorcycle. 982 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:12,558 - Vamonos! - And she speaks Spanish. 983 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:15,687 - Hold on, chicas. - Hey! 984 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:17,893 Sorry, we have to save someone's life. 985 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:21,652 - Wait, that's my bike. - We promise to bring it back. 986 01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:24,654 J sad girls j 987 01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:27,861 j talkin' 'bout bad, bad girls, yeah... j 988 01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,243 maybe it's from my childhood. 989 01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:34,076 - I was raised by so many women. - Mmm... 990 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:39,587 Mi madre, mis tias and three older sisters. 991 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:40,996 That's interesting. 992 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:44,257 That's why the amount of women never seemed to be a problem. 993 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:47,260 - That's it. That's it exactly. - Mmm-hmm. 994 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:51,218 You understand. You are so smart. 995 01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:55,602 You know what you need? You need to spend some time alone. 996 01:02:55,772 --> 01:03:00,892 You shouldn't cover your beautiful eyes with such dark glasses. 997 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:06,237 - Sit back. - What? You have beautiful eyes. 998 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,992 J bad girls... j 999 01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:13,699 well, I hope you girls know that stealing is illegal. 1000 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,785 - Duh. - My mother's gonna kill me this time. 1001 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,437 - We're gonna give it back, okay? - Yeah. 1002 01:03:18,461 --> 01:03:20,042 Yeah, but first, we save Tomas. 1003 01:03:20,213 --> 01:03:23,296 J talkin' 'bout bad, bad, girls, yeah j 1004 01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,671 oh, look, the hoochie mama's back. 1005 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:30,178 She really wants Tomas. Whoa! 1006 01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:36,719 Go, go, go! 1007 01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:38,181 Oh, my god! There. 1008 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:40,472 J who they all are... j 1009 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,480 go, go, go! 1010 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:47,771 - Wrong way! - Lean! 1011 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,315 Oh, damn! 1012 01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:04,208 J sad girls, beep, beep... j 1013 01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:21,187 Your girlfriends pulled through. They must be tougher than they look. 1014 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,895 What? They're here? 1015 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,980 That's right. Right on schedule. 1016 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:31,239 Who knew? 1017 01:04:31,409 --> 01:04:34,071 She should add "evel knievel" to her list of names. 1018 01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:36,076 - There's the puppet. - Let's go, let's go! 1019 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:38,408 - Are they all together? - Uh-huh. 1020 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:41,248 Uh-oh. 1021 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:47,960 Enjoying the festival? 1022 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:49,920 Ugh! 1023 01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:55,221 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1024 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,508 The cops! 1025 01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,976 The note said, "no cops.” we can't take the risk. 1026 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:10,486 What's wrong with your face? 1027 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:13,023 My contact! Help me find it! 1028 01:05:13,201 --> 01:05:15,442 Do you see it? Do you see it? Come on. 1029 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:22,199 Wait a minute. I'll just take this one out. 1030 01:05:24,254 --> 01:05:25,334 Mira, que bonita. 1031 01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,541 You look so much prettier without all that money. 1032 01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:30,001 - Thank you. - I hope she can see. 1033 01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:32,041 It's Victor! 1034 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:34,006 She can see. Vamonos! 1035 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:39,470 There's only one way out of this. We can't let them catch us! 1036 01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:42,219 Where we going? Where...? 1037 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:44,228 Dancers! Dancers! 1038 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,560 - We're not dancers! - What are we getting into? 1039 01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:55,027 I don't know if we should do this. 1040 01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:56,941 I don't know how to do this. 1041 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,032 This is gonna be easy. Just follow my lead. 1042 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,117 I can't do this! I won't do it. I don't dance. 1043 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,292 Listen to me. 1044 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:05,997 This is the talent portion of the pageant. 1045 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:09,254 Convince those judges that you are the real miss Puerto Rico. 1046 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:12,006 Look. There they are. 1047 01:06:12,177 --> 01:06:14,259 They're like, ripping each other's clothes off. 1048 01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:16,010 I don't care what's going on. 1049 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:19,093 I'm through messing around with these "muchacas." 1050 01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:23,263 "Muchacas," man? 1051 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:27,272 This is it. You're gonna dance, and you're gonna win that crown! 1052 01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,433 - It's a tiara. - Whatever. 1053 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:33,320 I've had a few lessons, but I don't know if I'm necessarily ready for the stage. 1054 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,071 In this case, less is more. 1055 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:36,552 They can't stay up there forever. 1056 01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:40,285 Well, you've obviously never been to a salsa club. 1057 01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,616 Cici, those were expensive! 1058 01:06:44,584 --> 01:06:46,620 They look great. 1059 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:51,463 - Are you sure about this? - Yes, we're safe here. 1060 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:54,249 If we're on stage... 1061 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:57,009 They can't get us. 1062 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,684 We're the dancers. Sorry we're late. 1063 01:07:32,298 --> 01:07:34,584 Lorena, dance! Come on, go! 1064 01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:37,717 J I know I lost you long ago... 1065 01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:40,636 What, what is it? 1066 01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:25,386 J you're the one who still controls my emotions... j 1067 01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:32,389 Yeah, not bad. 1068 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,494 Go ahead, cici, go. 1069 01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,501 We gotta get cicil cici! Cicil 1070 01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:05,092 let's go! Let's go! Thank you! We gotta run! 1071 01:09:05,266 --> 01:09:06,472 Come on, come on. We gotta go! 1072 01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:09,350 Whoever wrote that note still has Tomas and wants this money! 1073 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,602 Who are those guys anyway? 1074 01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:18,477 - Come on! Grab my hand! - I'm coming! I'm coming! 1075 01:09:21,282 --> 01:09:23,773 Hurry, come on! We have to get to the puppet! 1076 01:09:23,951 --> 01:09:26,283 The note said 5:00. 1077 01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:40,248 Stop right there! FBI! 1078 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:44,256 Drop the guns and put your hands in the air. 1079 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:47,297 Not you. 1080 01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:49,431 Oh. 1081 01:09:50,978 --> 01:09:54,266 - Throw the bag over there. - What? 1082 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,647 Give her the bag. That's the girl from "the matrix." 1083 01:09:56,818 --> 01:09:58,524 Oh, yeah, it is. 1084 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:01,186 It is the girl from "the matrix." Yeah, yeah. 1085 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,446 - Black and everything. - Shut up! 1086 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:07,234 Okay, okay, please just don't yell. Please. Okay? 1087 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:09,528 - Quinn, cuff them. - Cuff them, come on! 1088 01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:12,493 Victor and Rodrigo, you didn't get away this time. 1089 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:14,828 Oh, man! Hey, hey, is anybody taping this? 1090 01:10:15,002 --> 01:10:16,583 Owl! Ow! 1091 01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:21,168 All right, listen, could you tell your guys to be a little less rough? 1092 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,128 Please, that's enough. Get out of here. 1093 01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:24,571 Get 'em out of here. Read 'em their rights. 1094 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:26,335 Be a little sensitive, you know? 1095 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:29,722 - We made it! We're alive! - I didn't doubt us for a second. 1096 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:32,679 - What a team! - All for one, and one for all! 1097 01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:34,219 - Tomas. - Tomas? 1098 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,432 Tomas! Where is Tomas? 1099 01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:38,848 - Tomas! - There's Tomas! 1100 01:10:39,026 --> 01:10:41,267 Good call, not grabbing the bag in Miami, Carmen. 1101 01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:43,311 Those boys are gonna lead us right to Whitaker. 1102 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:46,231 And you to a promotion. 1103 01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:49,321 So that guy was dating all three of them? 1104 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,281 - Oh, it's a long story. - Hmm. 1105 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:53,196 He turned out to be good bait. 1106 01:10:53,374 --> 01:10:56,395 I knew the perps would follow the money, and the girls would follow their man. 1107 01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:59,456 - I drove a Harley like you taught me. - I almost won a beauty contest. 1108 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:02,713 - I was miss Puerto Rico. - And she was so beautiful! 1109 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:05,375 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1110 01:11:05,553 --> 01:11:08,670 I never meant for this to happen. 1111 01:11:08,848 --> 01:11:12,807 I fell in love with all of you. 1112 01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:15,343 I don't think I could ever choose. 1113 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,432 Choose? 1114 01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:23,519 Tomas, I have been out of control for like, 36 hours now. 1115 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:26,278 I've finally broken free of my parents. 1116 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:28,565 I know what's best for me. 1117 01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:32,361 And so Fifi and I, we're gonna go it on our own now. 1118 01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:34,870 Sorry. 1119 01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:37,407 Ay-yi-yi. 1120 01:11:37,585 --> 01:11:40,327 Tomas, what you did was very wrong. 1121 01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:42,291 But I'm gonna thank you 1122 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:45,502 because I've done things that I never dreamt of doing. 1123 01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:49,385 You know, I realized that I don't need you to feel sexy, 1124 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,466 and to have fun with my life. So... 1125 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,347 If you're thinking of choosing me... 1126 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:56,510 Um-mm. Don't. 1127 01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,767 And you, cicita? 1128 01:12:02,693 --> 01:12:06,936 Ay, papi, suddenly it seems like I can do anything. 1129 01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:09,275 And what I really wanna do is dance. 1130 01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:13,409 And I think the world is ready for me now. 1131 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,490 So I don't think I need you, either. 1132 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,656 I'm sorry. 1133 01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,626 J... goodbye, baby... j 1134 01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:39,844 Tomas, looks like they made the choice for you, huh? 1135 01:12:40,022 --> 01:12:42,434 Yeah. 1136 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:44,644 I'm taking your advice, Carmen. 1137 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:46,810 I'm going to spend some time alone. 1138 01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:49,400 Good for you. 1139 01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:51,565 But before I do... 1140 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,698 Would you like to get some dinner? 1141 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,326 Dinner? 1142 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:57,657 - Yes. - Another one of your lines, Tomas? 1143 01:12:57,832 --> 01:13:00,073 No more lines, just food. 1144 01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:04,328 Well, I am kind of hungry. 1145 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:05,836 I'm starving. 1146 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:08,464 - Can I drive? - I don't think so. 1147 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:11,717 - I'm going dancing more often. - I love that move you did. 1148 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,379 - Which one? - With the hips and the hair. 1149 01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:17,515 - Ay, they were all like that. - Fabulous! 1150 01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,926 Hey, come up here! 1151 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:23,016 - What, us? - Yes, you, come on. Come up here! 1152 01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:25,522 Oh, no, no...! 1153 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:27,649 J do you feel me? J 1154 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:30,357 j we ain't lookin' for no drama j 1155 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:33,489 j we don't need you, but we sure do j 1156 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:35,524 j wanna use you... hah j 1157 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:37,409 j as you can see j 1158 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,787 j we don't need no showstopper j& 1159 01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:43,370 j but if you come through with the right moves j 1160 01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:45,626 j we might choose you & 1161 01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:47,787 j but we want everybody to know j 1162 01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:50,957 j oh, dance with me... & 1163 01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:55,552 j it's all... j 1164 01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:57,554 j that's right, it's all about nothing j 1165 01:13:57,725 --> 01:14:01,434 j tonight, get 'em up just because j 1166 01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,640 j we say, oh j 1167 01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:04,974 j it's all about nothing j 1168 01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:07,481 j that's right, 'cause me and my girls say j 1169 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:09,517 j tonight, you better listen up j 1170 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:12,402 j comeon.. J 1171 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,486 Lido deck. 1172 01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:23,577 Cicli, it's for you. 1173 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:25,662 It's time. 1174 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:29,920 Hello, girls! 1175 01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:32,548 - Hey! - Greetings from the lido deck. 1176 01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:33,998 - You go first, cici. - Paradise! 1177 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,593 Sun and fun all day. Three shows a night. 1178 01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:38,675 And the sailors... 1179 01:14:38,849 --> 01:14:40,609 I can't believe you're getting paid for that. 1180 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,429 This from someone who's never had a job. 1181 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:45,595 - Guess where I am right now? - Where? 1182 01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:47,604 - Buckingham Palace? - My new apartment. 1183 01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:50,107 - No! - Good. Our girl is out on her own. 1184 01:14:50,277 --> 01:14:52,984 Not only that, but I started my job at the gallery yesterday. 1185 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:55,075 - Really? - The workplace will never be the same. 1186 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,778 - Probably not. - What about you, Lorena? 1187 01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:00,489 Well, let's just say that every weekend 1188 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:03,575 - I am the queen of tango! - No! 1189 01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:08,625 \walter mercado here, 1190 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:10,752 and let me see, for cancer... 1191 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:13,835 Cancerian, oh, the moment of your life. 1192 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:17,628 It's your turn. Love is closer to you than ever. 1193 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,466 So go outside the door... 1194 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:22,006 Because love is waiting for you. 1195 01:16:13,944 --> 01:16:18,563 J don't get me wrong, I still wanna fall in love real hard & 1196 01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:23,030 j if it's real, and for the right reasons j 1197 01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:29,871 j and I might fall for someone to come and steal my heart j 1198 01:16:30,044 --> 01:16:34,208 j but I don't need aman j 1199 01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:46,056 J oh I'm still & 1200 01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:48,684 j hoping j 1201 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:56,226 j I know what I need has to come from the inside j 1202 01:17:00,741 --> 01:17:03,574 j inside, yeah j 1203 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:12,867 J if it's real, and for the right reasons j 1204 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:19,587 j and I might fall for someone to come and steal my heart j 1205 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,422 j but I don't need a man. J& 86424

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