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kocchi kite hayaku
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こっち来て早く
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Come here quickly!
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kocchi kite sugu ni
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こっち来てすぐに
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Come here immediately!
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sannin bocchi suitsuwase!
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三人ぼっちスイツワセ！
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Let the three of us play 'til we drop!
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jugyou no ato de sensei ni bai bai!
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授業の後で先生にバイバイ！
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Say bye-bye to the teacher after class!
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taisoufuku wa motte kaeru
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体操服は持って帰る
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And bring back your gym clothes!
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koutei shuugou asobimasu ka?
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校庭集合遊びますか？
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Wanna gather at the schoolyard to play?
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demo demo datte ii wake shinai no?
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でもでもだって言い訳しないの？
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Aren't you gonna give a good excuse?
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shukudai nante hottokou yo!
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宿題なんて放っとこうよ！
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Just leave that homework alone!
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tetsubou shuugou mawarimasu yo
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鉄棒集合回りますよ
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Let's swing around the metal bars instead!
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randoseru wa sou akai tsuyoi
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ランドセルはそう赤い強い
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That red backpack sure is strong
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hitotsu futatsu mittsu narabete
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一つ二つ三つ並べて
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One, two, line up in threes!
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fudebako naru houkago wa dasshu
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筆箱鳴る放課後はダッシュ
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And dash forward with the pencil case after school!
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aa barete wasurete genki dashite!
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ああバレテ忘れて元気出して！
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You'll forget about it, so cheer up!
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sei
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セー
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One
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no!
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ノ！
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Two!
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oniisan! achira, sono kado magare!
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お兄さん！あちら、その角曲がれ！
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Hey Mr.! Turn around that corner!
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koutei daishuugou!
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校庭大集合！
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Let's have a large assembly in the schoolyard!
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watashi wa dare deshou?
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私は誰でしょう？
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Just who am I?
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tanoshinde mainichi ookiku nareba
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楽しんで毎日大きくなれば
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Can I still have fun when I grow up?
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asobenai no? shiritai, shiranai, shiritai!
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遊べないの？知りたい、知らない、知りたい！
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I don't know, but I just wanna know!
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tanoshinde mainichi chiisana koto de
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楽しんで毎日小さなことで
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If we can still laugh over the small matters
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warai aetara sore wa sore de ureshii
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笑い合えたらそれはそれで嬉しい
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I'm happy enough with that!
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sore mo! kore mo! dore mo!
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それも！これも！どれも！
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This! That! And everything else!
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sannin gokko suitsuwase! Wow!
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三人ごっこスイツワセ！Wow!
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Let the three of us play 'til we drop!
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Santa Claus Is My Sweetheart
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Weird.
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What?
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Youngest.
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Usually she just hangs out, looking
bored and reading her books,
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but today she looks...excited.
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Yeah?
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She must have gotten her hands on some
kind of incredible super book!
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Pipe down.
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I can't believe how detailed this is.
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It was kind of expensive, but
it was worth every yen.
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The official Gachi Rangers Guidebook!
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He saw.
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Crap, I was so close!
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You wanna see?
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O-Of course I do!
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You...like them?
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Yeah, man!
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I'd give up FOOD if I had to
choose between the two!
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I like them too.
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Oh, I know.
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N-No way...
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There's actually another Gachi fan here...
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I'm so happy...I wanna talk about them.
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I dunno what's gotten into
Youngest-san but I like it!
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So hey, lemme take a look-
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What's your favorite part?
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Huh?
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What's your favorite part?
You know, specifically?
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"Part?" Dude...
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The boobs, THE BOOBS!
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I knew it, he only watches to ogle
Gachi Pink and the female boss!
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All boys are like that!
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Never mind.
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Wh-Wha-
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What else is there but boobs and butts?!
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Don't insult me!
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The scenes, the adventure, the different
ways they merge together,
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the way you can FEEL the energy!
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Every moment is a priceless work of art!
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Porn...is art?
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I've been such a fool...
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Well I'm glad you understand now.
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I do, I swear I do, so can I...
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What's your favorite kind of move?
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Move?
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Mine's definitely the type where
they end it in one shot, POW!
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Like the Gachi Lariat or the Gachi Sobat!
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In...one...shot?
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Like a sex move?
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Don't you have one?
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I do! I practice all the time!
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Oh...I see...
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Well, you can try it on me.
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I-I can?!
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Just don't hurt me.
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My first time...playing Gachi Rangers!
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Finally, I get to test the secret moves
I've practiced and practiced!
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All right, here I come!
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I'm putting my full power behind this one!
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What're you doing?
It's time for class.
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Oh yes, sensei's a fan too.
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Ah...of course he is.
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Why don't you try it on him?
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Then you won't have to hold back.
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But-
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What's wrong?
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You can't do it?
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Super move!
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Lightspeed One-Handed Panty Snatch!
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The first time I get to do
this and it's on a DUDE...
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Damn it all!
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Mitsudomoe!
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Yabecchi's Room
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Now for the first edition
of "Yabecchi's Room!"
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Our first guest is the eldest of the
Marui triplets, Marui Mitsuba-san!
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Today's guest would be
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Marui Mitsuba-san
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What interesting topics will we talk about today?
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Hey, what's with this overlay?
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"-san"? Forget that! I demand you put "-sama"!!
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And another thing, what's the idea of calling
me over and only having Oolong tea?
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You dumb virgin!
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V...
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Get me something to go with this,
like cake! Or cream puffs!
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Look at all that, why didn't you have this
out in the first place, you dunce!
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Om nom nom
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Umm...
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Om nom nom
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Umm, Mitsuba-chan...
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Om nom nom!
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Om nom nom
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Mitsuba-chan, we're supposed-
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Om nom nom
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Om nom nom
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Why did we do this?! I quit!
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Good idea.
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What was the point of all this?!
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Yabecchi's Room Fin
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Mitsudomoe.
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December 24th
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Goodnight!
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It's FIVE.
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Santa comes tonight!
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Sixth grade and she still believes
in Santa...I mean really.
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There's your Santa.
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Your fever's not going down...
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What a time to be sick...
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You can't look!
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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Here's my letter!
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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To Santa-chin
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Futaba wants Santa to come...
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That's right...
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I got something nice for you, Hitoha...
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That...that bag...
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What is it? A Christmas present?
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It's all...up to you...
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Gulp.
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She's huge.
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Now that I think about it, I only have
to put the present on the bed...
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Why did I change?
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BOOBIEPillow
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BOOBIEPillow
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BOOBIEPillow
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Boobies...boobies...
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BOOBIEPillow
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Who's there?!
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Oh no, I set off her boobie-sense!
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Santa? Is that you, Santa?
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Are you the real Santa?
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I thought you'd feel different...
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You're...a boy.
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Are you really Santa?
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I can't see.
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Well are you?
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Lemme see your face!
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Are you handsome? Really handsome?
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Lemme see, lemme see!
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What is she doing?
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Ah well...
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Let me see! It's no big deal!
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Freeze!
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That's a fake! I'm the real Santa!
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What're you doing, Micchan?
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I said I'm the real-
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Where'd you get the costume?
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Hey, wait!
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Don't bother him, Santa's very busy!
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I just wanna see his face!
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Hey!
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Give it up!
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Santa...
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I understand...you hide your
face because it's so ugly...
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Ugly-
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But you're Santa, Santa!
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I love you!
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Good enough.
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Don't look at me!
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New Years
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I-Is this...
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This year's new pattern?
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Yup! I had to look all day for those!
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How adorable!
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My Chinese zodiac collection
is finally complete!
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Awesome!
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Who cares?
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It's an incredible feat!
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Incredible!
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Now let's get these...
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Hey!
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I wanna see how they feel-
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I haven't even worn them yet!
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And how are you gonna feel them if
you put them on over your shorts?
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Fine, I'll take off my shorts first!
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That's even worse!
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Let go!
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Just a little, just a little!
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So peaceful...
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It's not gonna hurt anything!
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I said no!
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My panties...
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I'm disowning you, you...mirror-mochi!
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Mirror-mochi?
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An insult with an unknown meaning...
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I never should've shown her.
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There they are! Way up there!
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Freeze!
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00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,610
I should've expected this
from panty-freak Satou!
273
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:58,190
What'd you do, pick up the
scent of new underwear?
274
00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:02,610
Are you nuts?! I'm trying
to get my kite out of there!
275
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,200
Huh? Oh...
276
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:08,790
What's going on, Satou?
277
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,750
Check it out, panties!
278
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,290
Yahoo!
279
00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:16,250
God's answered my prayers
for the new year!
280
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:18,090
Hold it, hold it!
281
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:21,510
Hmm? Wait, are they YOURS?
282
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,180
Uh...they're not, but...
283
00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:26,600
Then what do you care?
284
00:12:26,850 --> 00:12:28,640
Well, umm...
285
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,850
Wait, I'll get them!
286
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,140
I feel like climbing a tree!
287
00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:40,440
Very well. You go get them.
288
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,240
I'm surprised you let her go.
289
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:48,330
If I'm gonna see panties,
I'd rather they be on a girl.
290
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:49,370
Man...
291
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,540
Almost got it...
292
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,920
Gotcha!
293
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,010
Bah, I don't want these.
294
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,350
Who wants to keep that silly kids stuff?
295
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:15,060
Shut up!
296
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,770
So they are hers.
297
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,190
Panties!
298
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:22,740
My panties!
299
00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:24,990
My panties!
300
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:45,220
This year, I want something
GOOD to happen to me.
301
00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:47,840
Mitsudomoe.
302
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:54,060
Monkey
303
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:54,060
Pheasant
304
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:54,060
Dog
305
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:54,060
Momotaro
306
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,640
Depending on how you arrange Micchan's
panties, they can be the Chinese zodiac,
307
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,100
Momotaro, or Saiyuki!
308
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,180
Monkey
309
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,180
Pig
310
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,180
Kappa
311
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,180
Saiyuki
312
00:13:56,390 --> 00:14:00,270
A kappa...she's even got
mythical creatures.
313
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:03,280
Who cares? And stop stretching them out!
314
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,700
Do you have the tsuchinoko?
315
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,280
Of course not, that's lame.
316
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:10,700
I see.
317
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:11,120
Snake
318
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:11,120
Dragon
319
00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:12,870
Whoooooah...
320
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:11,620
Snake
321
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:11,620
Dragon
322
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:12,120
Snake
323
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:12,120
Dragon
324
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,870
Mitsudomoeeee.
325
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,000
@#*$!%@(&^#!?!
326
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,340
&@*%(@@$!@!!
327
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,390
Third School Period, A Sunday
328
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:27,270
Shin-chan, Chiba!
329
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:32,360
What're you doing by the pool
in this freezing weather?
330
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,450
Looks like we got a pain in
the butt on our hands.
331
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,040
Futaba, where're you-?
332
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,540
She changed that fast?!
333
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,670
Whee!
334
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:52,590
Wait-!
335
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,260
It's frozen solid.
336
00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:00,560
We're not doing a polar bear swim meet?
337
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,140
We're skating, stupid.
338
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:07,230
Nowadays all the skating rinks are too
crowded for us to skate properly.
339
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:08,650
This is our secret spot.
340
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:10,900
This is fun enough for me!
341
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,570
Skating? How childish.
342
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,570
Don't tell the rest of the class,
this is our secret spot!
343
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:20,490
Oooooh, what should I do?
344
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:25,000
You squeal and I'll tell everyone you
still wear kindergartener panties!
345
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,250
I'll kill you you bastard!
And how do you even know that?!
346
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,420
Everyone's already seen
them a million times...
347
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,050
I've always thought that it was your fault
348
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:37,510
for continuing to wear them
after everyone found out.
349
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:41,390
Exactly! Well put, Youngest-san.
350
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:46,980
All right, I'm gonna show you
two clowns who's boss!
351
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,100
Oh yeah?
352
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,560
How did I get involved?
353
00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:53,570
The game is ice bowling.
354
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:56,490
If I win, you have to worship
me and call me...
355
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,740
"Mitsuba-sama" for the rest
of your miserable lives!
356
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:02,030
That's the same thing you always say.
357
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:06,120
Never in a million years...fine, if I win
you have to show me your pant-
358
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,540
Wait, we've already seen her panties...what
should we bet?
359
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,090
And that's the same thing YOU always say.
360
00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,920
I know, show me your boo-
361
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:21,050
No point in demanding something
that doesn't exist.
362
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,430
That is correct.
363
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,270
All right, 500 yen.
364
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:29,520
How inane.
365
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:33,520
What're we using for a bowling ball?
366
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:34,730
This!
367
00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,400
Ka-pow!
368
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,320
Holy crap!
369
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:49,160
Futaba you moron, you left two!
370
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,290
This is nuts.
371
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,290
Whee!
372
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,340
Twirly twirly!
373
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,130
Four and a half spins, nice.
374
00:19:58,550 --> 00:19:59,970
Your turn.
375
00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,300
After you.
376
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,300
M-Me?!
377
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,020
Come on Shin-chan, kick me!
Come on come on!
378
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:07,930
Go!
379
00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:14,650
Sorry...
380
00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:16,900
That sucked!
381
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,570
I can't! I actually have a conscience!
382
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,280
How could you possibly feel
any sympathy for FUTABA?
383
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,450
You little...
384
00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,580
That didn't count!
385
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:29,700
Boot her good, Satou!
386
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:34,420
Forget it, I'm not calling her Mitsuba-sama
for the rest of my life!
387
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:35,340
Shin-chan!
388
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:39,130
I'll be fine, kick me as hard as you can!
389
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,050
Go! Get her, Satou!
390
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,970
Kick me, come on!
391
00:20:43,970 --> 00:20:46,810
Whatsamatter, can't do it?
392
00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,640
What's wrong with you, Satou?!
393
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,020
Kick me, kick me hard Shin-chan!
394
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:58,320
Of course, you're the panty-pervert Satou,
you won't touch a REAL girl!
395
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,830
Damn it!
396
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:15,080
You know Satou's Kamo Elementary's
ace striker, right?
397
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:23,260
Uh oh, I forgot to reset the pins!
398
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:33,310
Wh...Wheeeeee!
399
00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,270
F-Futaba!
400
00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:41,570
Why did you have to be an ace striker!
You idiot! You murderer!
401
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:43,030
What'd you say?!
402
00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:45,700
Wheeee, this is great!
403
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:47,200
She's alive.
404
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,280
The Next Day
405
00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:52,620
Shin-chan, you gotta nail me
in the butt again sometime!
406
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,000
It felt great!
407
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,960
I-
408
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:28,880
I think I'm sick...
409
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,800
Oh no, Micchan!
410
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,220
Quick, take your panties off!
411
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,720
Wh-Why? What're you holding?!
412
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:40,090
We're Gonna Be *******
413
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,730
Just stay still...
414
00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:40,060
N-N-Noooooooooo!
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