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kocchi kite hayaku
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こっち来て早く
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Come here quickly!
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kocchi kite sugu ni
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こっち来てすぐに
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Come here immediately!
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sannin bocchi suitsuwase!
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三人ぼっちスイツワセ！
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Let the three of us play 'til we drop!
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jugyou no ato de sensei ni bai bai!
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授業の後で先生にバイバイ！
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Say bye-bye to the teacher after class!
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taisoufuku wa motte kaeru
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体操服は持って帰る
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And bring back your gym clothes!
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koutei shuugou asobimasu ka?
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校庭集合遊びますか？
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Wanna gather at the schoolyard to play?
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demo demo datte ii wake shinai no?
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でもでもだって言い訳しないの？
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Aren't you gonna give a good excuse?
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shukudai nante hottokou yo!
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宿題なんて放っとこうよ！
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Just leave that homework alone!
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tetsubou shuugou mawarimasu yo
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鉄棒集合回りますよ
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Let's swing around the metal bars instead!
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randoseru wa sou akai tsuyoi
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ランドセルはそう赤い強い
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That red backpack sure is strong
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hitotsu futatsu mittsu narabete
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一つ二つ三つ並べて
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One, two, line up in threes!
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fudebako naru houkago wa dasshu
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筆箱鳴る放課後はダッシュ
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And dash forward with the pencil case after school!
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aa barete wasurete genki dashite!
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ああバレテ忘れて元気出して！
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You'll forget about it, so cheer up!
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sei
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セー
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One
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no!
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ノ！
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Two!
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oniisan! achira, sono kado magare!
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お兄さん！あちら、その角曲がれ！
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Hey Mr.! Turn around that corner!
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koutei daishuugou!
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校庭大集合！
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Let's have a large assembly in the schoolyard!
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watashi wa dare deshou?
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私は誰でしょう？
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Just who am I?
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tanoshinde mainichi ookiku nareba
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楽しんで毎日大きくなれば
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Can I still have fun when I grow up?
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asobenai no? shiritai, shiranai, shiritai!
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遊べないの？知りたい、知らない、知りたい！
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I don't know, but I just wanna know!
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tanoshinde mainichi chiisana koto de
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楽しんで毎日小さなことで
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If we can still laugh over the small matters
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warai aetara sore wa sore de ureshii
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笑い合えたらそれはそれで嬉しい
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I'm happy enough with that!
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sore mo! kore mo! dore mo!
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それも！これも！どれも！
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This! That! And everything else!
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sannin gokko suitsuwase! Wow!
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三人ごっこスイツワセ！Wow!
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Let the three of us play 'til we drop!
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Morning!
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Good morning!
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Hello, everyone.
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Today, I fulfill my dream of becoming
an elementary school teacher.
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My name is Yabe Satoshi, I look forward
to working with you all!
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I-I-I'm the new nurse, Kuriyama Aiko. I also
look forward to working with everyone!
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Oh!
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My glasses, my glasses!
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Here you are, Kuriyama-sensei.
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Thank you!
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You're welcome.
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I'll be in charge of class 6-3.
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I can't wait to meet the kids!
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The Marui Family!
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The Marui Family!
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The Marui Family!
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The Marui Family!
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The Good,
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The Good,
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The Good,
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The Good,
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The Good,
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The Bad and
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The Bad and
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The Bad and
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The Bad and
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The Bad and
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The Fearsome!!
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The Fearsome!!
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The Fearsome!!
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The Fearsome!!
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The Fearsome!!
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The Marui Family!
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The Good,
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The Bad and
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The Fearsome!!
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Can you still fight?
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Yeah, we gotta keep going
or we won't survive!
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Right, it's kill or be killed!
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Charge!
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There's no end to them...it's...it's...
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It's war!
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C'mon, who's next?
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S-Stop it!
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This isn't a war,
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it's "Fruit Basket Turnover!"
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Oh, this wasn't the game?
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Of course not!
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To play Fruit Basket Turnover,
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we all sit in a circle of chairs, and
whomever is left out is "it."
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Then...
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People with glasses.
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Whomever the "it" person describes
has to get up and change seats,
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and whoever's left becomes
the new "it" person.
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Fruit Basket Turnover.
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If they say "Fruit Basket Turnover"
EVERYONE has to change seats.
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Whoever is "it" three times loses
and has to pay the price
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- it's a really fun game.
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Today's penalty is triple homework!
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My welcome party got off to
a very...shocking start.
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But I can't let myself be
overwhelmed already.
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Because this class-
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I am ashamed!
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I went overboard trying
to impress you, sensei!
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Actually, I'm always running at full steam.
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Forgive me!
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Y-You don't have to grovel!
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She's a very respectful girl.
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Huh?
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THIS is how you grovel.
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What are you doing?!
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Wait, where's the third one?!
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Get out here!
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This class contains three of the most problematic
problem children in all of Japan,
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the Marui sisters!
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Groveling complete!
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You have bunny panties!
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Don't stand up when I'm standing on you!
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Don't you girls understand
what you're doing?
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Nope, but she was STANDing on
me and I saw her UNDERwear!
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Marui Futaba
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Marui Futaba
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Marui Futaba
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Marui Futaba
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Marui Futaba
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(Middle Sister)
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(Middle Sister)
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(Middle Sister)
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(Middle Sister)
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Somewhat perverted and
masochistic girl
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Seat for me!
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Oops, can't lose focus!
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Huh?
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No one's it?
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That's weird, I know I set up one less
chair than there are people...
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Mitsuba-chan, no sitting
on your classmates!
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He's honored to be my personal couch!
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Marui Mitsuba
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Marui Mitsuba
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Marui Mitsuba
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Marui Mitsuba
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Marui Mitsuba
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(Eldest Sister)
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(Eldest Sister)
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(Eldest Sister)
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(Eldest Sister)
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Somewhat precocious but
sadistic girl
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Honored or not, stop it right now!
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You're a yappy dog, aren't you?
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I'm your TEACHER!
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What the heck!
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Sweet.
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No fair!
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Winning is all that matters in this world!
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Well, uh...people with pigtails or ponytails.
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Get up, Hitoha!
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Hey, no fair! You cheated!
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Yabecchi, she's cheating!
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"Yabecchi?"
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Never mind.
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Come on, no breaking the rules.
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Uhh...
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Lucky.
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Uh...Hitoha-chan?
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Totally ignored!
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All you've done is read...gotcha!
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W-Wow, what a grip.
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S-Sorry...
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I'm really, really sorry!
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Marui Hitoha
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Marui Hitoha
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Marui Hitoha
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Marui Hitoha
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Marui Hitoha
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(Youngest Sister)
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(Youngest Sister)
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(Youngest Sister)
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(Youngest Sister)
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Somewhat dark and
mysterious girl
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Hitoha's it!
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I-Is this my fault?
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Say the new rule!
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My friends.
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Fine, Fruit Basket Turn-
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Wait, I'm your friend!
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Well, I'm it again, huh?
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Hmm, let's see...
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Hurry hurry!
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All right...
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Everyone with the last name "Marui!"
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Bring it!
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Wh-Why so serious?!
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Marudan Hitoha
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Marudan Hitoha
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Class 6-3
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Marudan Hitoha
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Class 6-3
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Marudan Hitoha
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Class 6-3
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Marudan Hitoha
270
00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:43,960
Class 6-3
271
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,000
Marudan Hitoha
272
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:44,000
Class 6-3
273
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:44,040
Marudan Hitoha
274
00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:44,040
Class 6-3
275
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:44,080
Marudan Hitoha
276
00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:44,080
Class 6-3
277
00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,250
Marudan Hitoha
278
00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,250
Class 6-3
279
00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,750
Class 6-3
280
00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:47,750
Marudan Hitoha
281
00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:47,750
Can't you be a little serious?
282
00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:56,140
Wh-what happened to the air in here?
283
00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,810
Look Futaba, boobies!
284
00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:10,400
Where?!
285
00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,150
Sucker!
286
00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,280
You tricked me!
287
00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,750
Huh? What's the matter, Micchan?
288
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:34,590
What should I do, give her the seat?
289
00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:38,800
No, if I give in now I'll never
be able to stand up to her.
290
00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:42,600
I have to keep my dignity as a teacher!
291
00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:46,230
I'm sorry, Hitoha-chan!
292
00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,230
H-Holy crap!
293
00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,160
...thank you... very much...
294
00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:09,960
...lonely... housewives...
295
00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,760
How did I get stuck doing their homework?
296
00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:25,020
Do you guys think I'll be able
to survive this school?
297
00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,900
Let's play!
298
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:42,950
Act like someone in charge
and give us some service!
299
00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:49,160
You're crushing my neck!
And something else!
300
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,170
Umm, Yabe-sensei?
301
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,420
Hello! What can I do for
you, Kuriyama-sensei?
302
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:02,220
Looks like you're really getting
along with your class.
303
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,390
Uhh, yeah...
304
00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,720
What's that rope for?
305
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:07,930
It's a, uhh, necktie, a necktie!
306
00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:10,270
I'm playing dad...or something.
307
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,360
Sounds fun!
308
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,940
Yeah, we're having a blast...
309
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,480
How romantic!
310
00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,570
Meh.
311
00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:22,450
Think we can help them fall in love?
312
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:25,280
No way, he's a virgin.
313
00:11:26,410 --> 00:11:27,950
What's that?
314
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:30,830
A man who lives a hard, lonely life.
315
00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:32,370
I see!
316
00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:36,460
Then we need to get Kuriyamacchi to help it
stop being hard all the time for Yabecchi!
317
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,190
Pathetic.
318
00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:54,190
You think of something, Hitoha.
319
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,950
You got something?
320
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,280
Kuriyamacchi is a nurse.
321
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,080
So if we...
322
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:11,540
I got hit in the groin!
323
00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,330
Oh no, you need first aid!
324
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,830
I'm so ashamed!
325
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:19,960
Wh-What a wonderful southern treat!
326
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:21,970
You were amazing, Aiko.
327
00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:23,220
No WAY!
328
00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:25,430
They'll be joined at the crotch!
329
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,590
Bye now!
330
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,720
It's HIP!
331
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,970
What're you girls talking about?
332
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:48,160
Are you insane?!
333
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,330
I missed.
334
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,210
I'll get 'em this time!
335
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,250
The heck?
336
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,590
I have to hit Yabecchi in the groin
to help him with their romance!
337
00:13:03,590 --> 00:13:07,340
If YOU hit him he'll end up
getting a sex change!
338
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,100
Hi!
339
00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:16,350
That's true, but if I'm really
gentle he'll be okay.
340
00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,690
And she'll tenderly take his crotch
into her loving arms...
341
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,690
I am totally not convinced.
342
00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,990
There's no time to argue!
343
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,740
Come on, Hito!
344
00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,870
Why did BOTH of my sisters
have to be so stupid!
345
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,120
I'm perfectly sane AND adorable!
346
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,410
I mean, if you hit him in the groin...
347
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:36,000
Oh, the humanity!
348
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,830
Serves you right!
349
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,840
How can...love follow...
350
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,340
STAFF ROOM
351
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,300
Futaba-chan is just...
352
00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:56,730
What's wrong with you, Hitoha-chan?!
353
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:02,900
You're good!
354
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:05,190
Why do you two keep attacking me?!
355
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:09,910
And you're going after my
groin, that's just cruel-
356
00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:11,990
Hup!
357
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:18,920
So close! Almost had 'em.
358
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,670
I can't take it...
359
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,010
After him!
360
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:28,340
Wait up, Yabecchi!
361
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:36,890
What the hell? Why are they
trying to hit me in the groin?!
362
00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:39,600
Give it up, Yabecchi.
363
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,810
Yappy dogs need to be fixed!
364
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,440
Be my friend.
365
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,530
This is Yabe's image of his worst case scenario.
366
00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,530
Nooooo!
367
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:49,780
It's for your love life!
368
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:52,320
My glasses, my glasses...
369
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,160
Yabecchi!
370
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,290
Hey, it all worked out!
371
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:06,460
Aww phooey, I wanted to hit them myself!
372
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,970
Okay, Kuriyamacchi!
373
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,970
His crotch needs first aid!
374
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,850
Strip. Now.
375
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,350
Wha-buh-
376
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,860
Forgive me!
377
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,370
What year are you in?
378
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,830
She can't see it!
379
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,370
Where are her glasses?!
380
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:42,580
Are you in...4th grade?
381
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:55,930
Mitsudomoe!
382
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,270
How cute!
383
00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:00,230
Let me pet her!
384
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,850
She's eating the seed!
385
00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:04,520
Look at her little cheeks!
386
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:08,530
Today class 6-3 bought
its very own hamster.
387
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:11,530
Well, it used to be MINE, but...
388
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:17,030
I hope the children will learn about the inherent
value of life and the joy of caring for a pet...
389
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:20,250
She's adorable!
390
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,080
I just wanna crush her!
391
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,620
You really like her, huh Hitoha?
392
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,880
Then we'll put Hitoha-chan in
charge of taking care of her.
393
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,170
What's her name, sensei?
394
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,340
She doesn't have one yet.
Let's pick one together!
395
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,720
I like "Boobie!"
396
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,720
Wh-Why?!
397
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:41,140
If you close your eyes and touch her
little tail, it feels just like a nipple!
398
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:43,520
Your imagination is WAY too overactive!
399
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,900
You try, Hitoha.
400
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,610
Nipples.
401
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,110
She likes it.
402
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,620
You twisted sisters!
403
00:16:57,820 --> 00:17:03,410
And so Hitoha-chan came to take her
hamster-care duties very seriously.
404
00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:06,790
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like
the dark aura she had when
405
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:08,420
we first met has brightened up a bit.
406
00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:11,250
A Few Days Later
407
00:17:10,710 --> 00:17:11,250
A few days later
408
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:12,840
Yabecchi...
409
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:13,800
Hmm?
410
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,260
Umm...
411
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:19,180
Nipples...feels funny...
412
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:23,180
I-I dunno what to tell you-
413
00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:29,480
Oh, NIPPLES.
414
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,230
She seems sad.
415
00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:35,610
She won't eat and she won't
leave her little house.
416
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,410
That's a pretty sudden change...
417
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:41,580
maybe she's exhausted from
being pet too much?
418
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,960
I wouldn't worry too much-
419
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:52,250
N-No, I didn't mean it's your
fault Hitoha-chan!
420
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,720
Yeah, it's Micchan's fault, she pets too hard!
421
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,260
I was just joking!
422
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,180
Don't worry, she'll get better soon!
423
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,810
Nipples!
424
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:10,980
You feeling better?
425
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,530
What's your problem, number three?
426
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,950
We just wanna see-
427
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,660
Naughty nurses...
428
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,920
No way, Futaba lost?
429
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,290
I dunno what happened, but I guess
the youngest is the strongest.
430
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:37,340
The page, turn the page!
431
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,470
Fine, fine!
432
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:45,220
C'mon Hito, next page!
433
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:48,180
You have a class hamster?
434
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:51,810
Yeah, it actually used to be mine.
435
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:02,570
Wh-What are you doing, you sick pervert?!
436
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,410
N-No, Kuriyama-sensei!
437
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,380
Were you there the whole time?
438
00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:17,010
Well, what? Problems?
439
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:19,170
Nipples will be
taken care of
in my own house
440
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:19,380
Nipples will be
taken care of
in my own house
441
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,220
Nipples will be
taken care of
in my own house
442
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:20,840
Nipples will be
taken care of
in my own house
443
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:21,340
Nipples will be
taken care of
in my own house
444
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,430
And that's that.
445
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:21,760
Nipples will be
taken care of
in my own house
446
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,140
Nipples will be
taken care of
in my own house
447
00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,140
What?!
448
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,730
I'm sure I just got the wrong idea.
449
00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:34,230
I really should apologize to Yabe-sensei.
450
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,190
I wanna play with Nipples more!
451
00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:39,780
N-Nipples?
452
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,200
Forget it, why should you
get her all to yourself?
453
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,740
I wanna pet Nipples for real!
454
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,040
Yeah, I wanna see Nipples every day!
455
00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:50,000
Poor Nipples hasn't been feeling well.
456
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,880
They...crowd around, pinching
and squeezing,
457
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:58,050
till she's too sensitive to take it...
458
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,050
You're all too rough with my Nipples!
459
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:03,800
What?
460
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,930
Whadda ya mean "your" Nipples,
she belongs to the whole class!
461
00:20:06,930 --> 00:20:09,680
I was gentle, I swear!
462
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,310
I wanna see Nipples grow up and get bigger!
463
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:15,690
Lemme pet her!
464
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:22,900
But when you pet Nipples slowly and
gently you can tell she just loves it!
465
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,990
What if everyone got a turn to take
care of Nipples, Yabecchi?
466
00:20:26,990 --> 00:20:28,700
Good idea.
467
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:33,870
Hitoha-chan, maybe you should have
a little more faith in everyone else.
468
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,790
Give me a chance to handle your Nipples.
469
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:39,920
Yeah, you can trust me!
470
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,090
Me too!
471
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,470
We'll all take good care of your Nipples!
472
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,880
Yeah!
473
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:54,690
Nipples, Nipples! Nipples!
474
00:20:54,690 --> 00:20:58,610
Everyone cares about Nipples just
as much as you, Hitoha-chan.
475
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,480
Including me!
476
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,740
Nipples...
477
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:03,990
Nipples, Nipples! Nipples!
478
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,240
She's awake...she's up!
479
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,120
Nipples is standing straight up!
480
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:19,250
Can I pet Nipples?
481
00:21:27,510 --> 00:21:31,180
Nipples, Nipples! Nipples!
482
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:33,020
Everything should be fine now.
483
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:43,610
D-Deviant class!
484
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,490
Nipples is the best!
485
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:51,530
Lemme squash her in my palms!
486
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:22,110
koutei ni yuuhi ga ochite
487
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:22,110
校庭に夕日が落ちて
488
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:22,110
As the sun sets on the schoolyard
489
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:27,400
te wo futte ie ni kaeru
490
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:27,400
手を振って 家に帰る
491
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:27,400
I waved my hand, and head back home
492
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:32,620
beddo no naka de mata konya
493
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:32,620
ベッドの中でまた今夜
494
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:32,620
Tonight, when I go to bed
495
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:37,870
kyou no kimi ni aetara ii na
496
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:37,870
今日の君に会えたらいいな
497
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:37,870
It'd be great if I can see you again
498
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,830
ikou
499
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,830
行こう
500
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:43,420
Let's go to sleep
501
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,420
nemurou
502
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,420
眠ろう
503
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:47,380
asa made matenai
504
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:47,380
朝まで待てない
505
00:22:43,420 --> 00:22:47,380
I can't wait for tomorrow
506
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:54,470
totemo suteki sa
507
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:54,470
とても素敵さ
508
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:54,470
It's really wonderful in my dream, you see...
509
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:59,390
sora mo toberu no sa
510
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:59,390
空も飛べるのさ
511
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:59,390
You can even fly into the sky
512
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:05,230
kimi to te o tsunaide
513
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:05,230
君と手を繋いで
514
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:13,950
My heart aches when I hold your hand, even in my dream
515
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:13,950
mune ga itaku natta yume no naka demo
516
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:13,950
胸が痛くなった 夢の中でも
517
00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:19,370
yumeiro no koi...
518
00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:19,370
夢色の恋...
519
00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:19,370
Just like my dream-colored love
520
00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:28,880
I never thought they'd actually
turn this into an anime...
521
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,050
But I can still do what I want,
even in the anime, right?
522
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:40,480
These Three Girls Are Unstoppable!
523
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:36,350
Next time: These Three Girls Are Unstoppable!
Make sure you watch!
524
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:38,390
Why didn't anyone stop her?
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