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[upbeat rhythmic music plays]

[engine roars, tires squeal]

[hip-hop plays]

[music fades]

-Ah, look who it is. The rodeo champ. -For now.

Hey loser, Shashi wants to talk. He's across town.

He could have called.

He could have, but... Where's the fun in that?

[hip-hop plays]

[high-pitched] Boo-yah!

[Layla whoops]

[Layla] Woo-hoo-hoo!

[Tony] Yeah!

[truck horn blares]

[grunts]

[Tony] Yeah! Whoo!

Come on!

See ya!

[Layla laughs]

I'm gonna beat you again, Toretto.

-No! -Yeah!

-[Layla] Woo-hoo! -[music fades]

I win. Again.

You're welcome. I know you felt bad after I had to save you.

-You didn't have to save me! -Enough! You're exactly the same.

-What? -He wishes.

I have a job for you.

Meet Sudarikov. A Russian oligarch and high-end arms dealer.

You buy weapons from him?

The weapons he sells are a bit old-fashioned for my taste.

I'm looking to buy codes.

Like nuclear codes?

Stop asking stupid questions. Let him finish.

Not nukes. These codes are much more valuable than that.

Which is why I know Sudarikov won't sell them to me.

-So-- -[Shashi] That's where you come in.

While I distract him, you steal the codes from his high-security suite. Up for it?

[chuckles] My crew's up for anything.

Forget your crew. You do this job with Layla.

-What? -Gross!

[scoffs] "Gross"? Seriously?

My knee-jerk reaction to working with you, spending time with you,

being anywhere near you.

Fun. I'll send you the details later.

[both grunt]

I've done a million jobs. Why do I need Deadweight Toretto?

This one is different, a test.

We need to make sure Tony is someone I can trust.

Then Shashi said he wants me and Layla to steal

from this guy's high-security suite.

No one else knows about this top secret plan.

Whoa. That's some crazy trust fall stuff.

Right? And since we're going to know Shashi's whereabouts for the entire night,

it's the perfect opportunity to use our data to infiltrate his hideout.

Gary, show us the blueprint of Shashi's house.

Those feet got an off switch?

I'm 4088 steps away from hitting my daily goal,

so haters, back off.

We tracked the drone you planted on the train car back to Shashi's crib.

Is "crib" still a popular term in your peer group?

Uh... You can't pull it off.

We're looking for a link between the people Shashi has robbed.

We think the keys and whatever else Shashi has stolen is likely stashed in his house.

-What are the keys again? -We're finding out.

While Tony works with Layla and Shashi, you...

Wait, we're missing someone here.

Where's the kid? Name sounds like an ice cream?

Frostee!

-I'm working! -No you're not. That's why she's yelling.

[sniffs] That stinks. What are you making?

A portal into another dimension where it's quiet.

Why are you so weird?

-You missed a spot. -Oh yeah! Thanks.

What's that smell? Wanda, have you been messing with the curry?

That's our son stinking up the joint.

I told him that he was supposed to be working but he didn't listen.

I'm trying to embed an interconnection device

into my medallion so I can wirelessly access my computer!

This kind of tech takes exact precision!

Uh-huh. I need you to wirelessly access these tapas over to table five.

You're in trouble.

If you used my new technology you could cut the service time here in half.

Last time I used your tech,

-it cut my refrigerator in half. -[groans] That was user error!

-Welcome to Salchicas. -I'm looking for Frostee Benson.

Uh... Yeah... That's, that's me.

You and I have never met, but I have good news.

We've reviewed your application to our cybernetics science camp

and I am here to offer you a spot.

A science camp? [gasps]

Frostee, my little future Nobel prize winner.

"Welcome to Kids Cybernetics Science Camp. For kids. Who like cybernetics."

-"And science." -So how long is this science camp?

All day, every day, for the entire summer.

You won't see much of him as he'll be busy learning stuff,

building tech, and making memories.

Just like the authentic brochure says.

-[shooting] -[all yelp]

Uh-oh...

Ah cool, the laser cutter works! [chuckles]

-Frostee can go. -Take him away.

[exhilarating music plays]

We're going to Shashi's.

- Awaiting go-ahead. -The watches are active.

We can track them wherever they go. Or find the bodies afterwards.

[alarm beeps]

Just kidding.

Once the meeting starts you can go.

Copy that.

The ushanka has landed.

[Russian accent] Nice ride, Mr Dhar. Tell me, what kind of car is this?

This is a Macallister Motors Superfin. One of a kind.

Ah. I love owning things no one else can have.

Sudarikov.

Why don't you, uh, take it for a spin.

You're clear. Be careful, guys.

[Ms. Nowhere] Operation Shake It Up in progress.

We'll launch a fake earthquake once you're ready.

I knew earthquakes were created by a weather machine.

Did you see it? It's a giant piston that slams into the ground creating a tremor.

I'll connect one to my subwoofer.

[laughs] You were right, this is extremely smooth ride!

Wait until you test out the defense systems.

[car horns sound]

[Cisco] Ready.

-[heavy thumping] -[music stops]

[alarm rings]

What was that?

-[heavy thump] -Whoa.

[alarm rings]

Well, time to reboot the alarm.

Wham and bam.

I'm hacking Shashi's security system. It'll be live in ten seconds.

-What's going on? -[Rusty] A run-of-the-mill earthquake.

You see, your house sets on the San Andreas fault--

I know about that! When will the cameras be back up?

Security cams back on in three, two... one.

-Uh... You sure they can't see us? -Or hear us?

-Oh man, I wish I couldn't smell you. -Sorry. I get gassy when I'm nervous.

-[farts] -Ew!

-[Rusty] Your cameras are hard-wired to... -Trouble, Mr. Dhar?

...of Louis-Jacques-Mandé Daguerre... Hello? Hello?

Just an earthquake. How about those codes?

Look out!

[fast-paced music plays]

In Russia, car has right of way. Hey, what does this button do?

[crashing]

[siren wails]

Whoopsie.

[low, tense music plays]

[both grunt]

[shouts]

[panting] Whoa! I nearly got crushed!

First infiltration through an elevator shaft?

Er... Yeah.

It shows. Step it up Toretto, we don't have much time.

This floor is occupied by Sudarikov.

The codes may be housed in some kind of USB or CPU.

Whoa-ho-ho. A screen-quarium!

Guys, check this out! [laughs]

Holo-fish, holo-pusses... [gasps]

[shouting] It's a holo-shark from the hit movie Holo-Shark !

How can a hologram eat people?

[sighs] You don’t get science.

Guys, guys! I found it!

-The keys? -Better. Boo-yah!

-It's portable froyo, yo! -Man, rich people have the best stuff!

Cisco, put that back.

Remember, Ms. Nowhere said to leave no trace.

You need to focus and-- What?

Whoa! Is that an original Ang Chen?

-Whoa! - Hey! Focus.

The tectonic imaging from our earthquake shows a vault under the infrastructure.

Go find the entrance.

[low, tense music plays]

Ready?

Three, two...

[Layla] One.

[music fades]

[Tony] Clear.

[owl hoots]

Check out the rock on that bird!

Huh. Reminds me of my aunt's parakeet, minus the bling.

Do you always talk this much?

Once her house caught on fire.

A ribs incident. The place went up in flames.

Then, my cousin Dom ran back in to save that bird.

"Leave no family behind." That's the Toretto motto.

Well, a bird's not family.

-Now a dog, that's family. -What kind of dog do you have?

[Layla] You stalking me?

Just trying to get to know you. Paranoid much?

If you haven't noticed, I'm kind of a lone wolf, shadowy criminal type,

not a baby riding on his cousin's coattails talking about his family.

-Let's move. This isn't the room. -Ouch.

Family is important. You need people you can trust.

Family slows you down, trust is for suckers.

-They'll be in a secure location. -[Echo] Hold up.

-What? -What?

-What? -Huh?

I wasn't talking to you.

-Were you talking to me? -Um...

Uh, I, I was. Did you say something?

-[both] Are you okay? -Er...

Everything's fine. Let's just keep doing what we're doing.

Urgh.

[mysterious music plays]

Uh... Whoa. That doesn't belong here.

[Frostee gasps]

I got this. [yelps]

Oops! Wrong button. Most of these are for lasers, I guess.

Yes! We're in.

[music fades]

[Tony] It knows if the codes are in the computers?

It scans the servers for encryption that may hide the codes.

So it knows if the codes are in these computers?

[groans]

-Whoa! -[Echo] Aw yeah!

Mm-mm-mm. Check out the awesome cars!

I'm checking them and I like what I see.

Forget the cars. Find the keys.

We don't even know what they look like.

Scour the place. Try to find a memory stick or external hard drive.

-[fast-paced music plays] -[sirens blare]

-Final offer. My car, for the codes. -I will never sell you codes.

I thought you came to make a deal.

I'm sorry I led you on. I just wanted to drive car I heard so much about.

[Sudarikov laughs]

Whoo! It's beautiful, da ? [sighs]

But now I must check Sova. This tête-à-tête is finito .

I have to ask you something.

Isn't that thing hot?

Eh. It's signature look. Sudarikov is slave to fashion.

[mysterious music plays]

What if it's not a USB or a hard drive? Hm.

You can store a crazy amount of data in crystals now.

-Data crystals, that's it! Genius! -Who are you talking to?

Er, myself! I know where the codes are.

[Tony] We need this.

Hey! What are you talking about?

See the bling on that owl? The codes could be stored there.

We've got to go back and get it.

[Shashi] Guys, abort. Sudarikov is headed your way.

You don't know if the data's there.

We can get in and out before Sudarikov returns.

What's this "we" business? You heard Shashi. I'm out of here.

Fine. I don't need you.

I'm gonna do what Torettos do best:

go back for the bird.

[tense music plays]

[owl hoots softly]

[chuckles]

-[owl shrieks] -[Tony exclaims]

Got it. Ah! Ow!

[gasps]

[owl shrieks loudly]

-[music fades] -[owl hoots softly]

[kisses]

[tense music plays]

[Cisco] It's creepy here.

Maybe we should leave.

We haven't found the keys yet.

What if Shashi comes back?

Quit sweating. Tony will tell us if that happens.

[music intensifies]

[owl shrieks]

Preevyét , Sova.

You want to see city view, eh?

[gasps]

[music intensifies]

[music fades]

Take it in, Sova. Someday, this will all be ours.

[tense music plays]

[Tony strains]

-[owl shrieks] -[Tony, quietly] Shut up...

What is it, Sova?

[Tony strains]

-[whisper] Let go. -Huh?

Let go!

What? No way! Ah!

Trust me. I'll catch you.

Do you have to go number dvah , Sova? Yes you do.

[retches]

[Tony screams]

[thrilling music plays]

[Tony screams]

-[music fades] -[Tony coughs]

Thanks for keeping me from splattering on the ground.

If you'd fallen, the crystal might have broken.

Where's Shashi?

In the car heading home. Why?

[quietly] Get out. Now.

Oh no! Shashi's coming, what do we do?

-Quick, hide! -It's not a surprise party!

Get out of there. Stat!

[cell phone rings]

-Hey Tony. -Yeah, it's Tony. Is this Shashi?

-Um, you called me. -Oh! Oh, yeah!

-Where are you? -Hold on, Tony.

-Rusty. Anything happen while I was gone? -No sir, Mr. Dhar.

[Tony] Hey, who's Rusty? Sounds like a fun guy!

You're calling me Mr. Dhar? Is something wrong?

Don't matter.

-What's up with Rusty? -I said hang on, Tony!

Frostee, hurry up, man!

Argh! We have to reset it all or Shashi will know it was tampered with.

I'm sorry I hung up on you earlier.

It's okay. I know you're... busy.

No, it was rude. You were saying about the first camera?

Ah...

Oh, it's not important.

We can talk about the discoveries of Louis Daguerre another time.

Promise?

Yes sir, I guarantee. I guarantee you that.

Have a good night, Shashi.

[sighs] Sorry about that.

-[Tony] N o problem. Are you home? -Just walking in. Why?

We just had a crazy mission, and you might want to celebrate with us!

You got the codes?

[Tony laughs] No spoilers! Come out and meet us!

You'll never guess what happened. Go ahead, guess.

-Just tell him. -No, I want him to guess!

Did you get them?

We got 'em, Shashi.

[Shashi] Yes!

It was all Layla. She's a genius!

I have some plans, we'll celebrate later. Great job, Layla.

Those codes will get us into our next race.

Why give me the credit?

I'd still be being pooped on if not for you.

Without the crystal we wouldn't have the codes.

Maybe we're a good team.

Maybe take a shower.

[chuckles]

You owe me a new diamond earring.

I gotta get back to my crew.

Hey, Tony!

My dog was a Lab. Her name was Derby. She loved birds.

[chuckles] Thanks for trusting me with that, Lone Wolf.

Argh. You ruined it.

[sighs]

[Tony] You okay?

[Frostee strains] Yeah.

-[Cisco farts] -We're fine. Just hanging out.

-[car beeps] -[Shashi] So, tell me about Toretto.

Do you trust him?

He doesn't seem that smart, but he risked his life for the mission.

I trust him.

You sure?

Yeah. He's solid.

Okay.

Good job today.

[hip-hop plays]

The codes aren't the keys. They’re for the next race.

You three didn't find anything in Shashi's crib?

-Nope. -[groaning] Nuh-uh.

[groans] We've got nothing.

Well, not nothing. Stealing the data crystal from Sudarikov

meant he was unable to trade the codes for weapons of mass destruction.

So we did good?

I suppose, just this one time, you did not completely mess up the mission.

-Whoo! -Yeah, boy!

We did good.

-[Frostee] Ah, yeah! -[Echo] Take that!

[tense music plays]

Rusty! Get me today's surveillance footage!

[Rusty] You got it.

It's a good thing we got digital images, not the old daguerreotypes. [chuckles]

[pop music plays]