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Sorry, Professor,

but there seems to be a problem with your return journey.

- Seems to be or is? - All flights have been suspended.

Why?

There's been a security alert.

The airport's going to be closed for a few hours.

- Let's find an alternative. - Fine.

Thank you.

Biofarm report.

Category: CO X2 selective inhibitor.

Subject: BF 24731.

Analgesic non-steroid anti-inflammatory drug.

Preclinical tests.

Excuse me.

Would you like an ap�ritif?

There you are. Would you like one?

- Would you like an ap�ritif? - No, thank you.

Actually, yes, why not?

There you are.

Dear Madam,

I am on this train because of your kindness and help,

and I've only just realised that I didn't thank you properly.

I should have shown you the gratitude that you deserve.

Everything happened in such a rush.

It's been a crazy day, full of problems

and unforeseen circumstances.

Attention, please.

The connecting service for Milan, Bologna and Rome

will be leaving from Platform 1 at least 40 minutes later than advertised.

Attention, please.

The connecting service for Milan, Bologna and Rome

will be leaving from Platform 1

at least 40 minutes later than advertised.

- Professor! - Here I am!

There's no rush.

They just announced that it's running half an hour late.

Thank heavens. I'd have missed it otherwise.

Why is it running so late?

They said there's an obstruction on the line.

But there is still a chance that we'll get going?

Single.

Everything's fine. Carry on.

Passengers with restaurant-car reservations can now board.

This way, please.

First sitting, second sitting.

Two meal vouchers, one for each sitting.

Two meal vouchers?

That way you get a comfortable seat for the whole journey.

It was the only way to reserve a seat.

- Excellent idea. - It's a useful little trick.

- I'm going to have to eat twice. - Everybody on the train, please.

Good evening. Your passport, please.

Sorry?

I would like to see your passport, please.

I've never had this before in all these years.

And the reason for your stay here?

Consultancy work for Biofarm. I'm a pharmacologist.

The professor is a scientist. He's been working with us for years.

Ah. Have a good trip.

- Good night. - Goodbye.

Don't you think they're overdoing it?

Sometimes overdoing it is a good precautionary measure.

Do I look like the type you need to take precautionary measures with?

You do have a certain air of mystery about you.

Enough to worry a police officer?

It's different for a woman. A bit of mystery can arouse our curiosity.

That's a nice thing to say, even if you're just being polite.

Kind.

Dear kind Madam.

We only spent a few minutes waiting for the train together,

only exchanged a few words.

But it was enough for me to realise that I'm getting used

to being in your company.

In fact, as the train was about to leave,

I started to feel that emptiness

that you get when you're away from people who are dear to you.

Sorry, but I'm worried about getting back.

I've got a dinner engagement that I can't miss.

You should be able to get a train from Innsbruck.

They're all running late.

It's the knock-on effect of all the flights being cancelled.

Attention, please.

The connecting service for Milan, Bologna and Rome

will be leaving from Platform 1 at least...

- Professor! - Here I am. I almost missed it.

Passengers arriving from Lipsia and Frankfurt via Innsbruck,

the connecting service for Milan, Bologna, Florence and Rome

is now leaving from Platform 1, not Platform 7.

If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time we've met.

You're not mistaken.

Have you been in the Biofarm family a long time?

Almost 20 years.

Sorry.

Yes?

No, nothing's changed.

Yes, all the flights have been suspended, so I'm taking the train.

It's my daughter. She gets worried very easily.

Everything's delayed. I don't know what's going on.

I'll call you as soon as I get there.

Give Bicco a kiss and tell him that Grandpa's on his way.

Yes. Bye. Bye. Don't worry.

I promised my grandson

I'd be back in time to blow out his birthday-cake candles with him.

He's a lovely little boy.

Our family just gets better and better every generation.

He gave me this coin this morning.

He didn't want me to go.

And so I said to him,

"I have to go to work

so I can earn some money

to buy you a nice present for your birthday."

I was on my way out

when I saw him hold his hand out to give me something.

He opened his little fist and there was this coin.

He didn't want me to go.

Here are my phone numbers.

If you need anything, any time.

I was wondering if...

lf?

If you ever used to play the piano, by any chance.

No. Unfortunately, I didn't.

Why did you ask me that?

When I was a child, I'd often end up in my room on my own.

Sometimes in the summer, I'd hear a piano playing in the afternoon.

Really?

The music came from an open window.

But it was dark inside and you couldn't see who was playing.

I'd sit there daydreaming.

I'm holding the card that you kindly left me.

And I see your name on it - Sabine.

Would you let me take the liberty, as I continue writing this letter,

of calling you, with respectful familiarity, dear Sabine?

It's free, this place?

- Ah, yes. Sorry. - Thanks.

Excuse me, ma'am. Can you open this bag?

- What? - He wants to see what's in your bag.

Whatever.

What does he want?

Thank you, madam.

He's really sweet, your little one.

- He's your baby? - No.

Yes?

Yes.

Positive.

- Yes, it's me. - There you are, sir. Water.

I'm on my way at last.

Yes, I'll be back about 9, 9:30.

Yes, get Graziano to come and pick me up at the usual exit.

I'll call him when I'm almost there.

Is the little one there?

Watching cartoons? No, it's better that way. Leave him.

He'll fall asleep soon, and when he wakes up tomorrow, I'll be there.

Here you are.

Would you like some pasta?

- And you, sir? - Excuse me.

- Sorry. - Here you are.

Would you like some? And you, sir?

Excuse me. Excuse me. Is the toilet that way?

Is there anyone in there? Thank you.

We've only got pasta. Would you like some?

Can you tell us why everything's in such a mess?

Now the train's slowing down.

There must be some sort of obstruction on the line.

It's almost as if the train feels a bit like me and is hesitating.

An hour ago, I was worrying about how I'd get home.

But now, if the train stopped,

turned round and went back the way it came,

I'd be happy.

But I don't want to let my imagination run away with me

and start daydreaming like a teenager.

As I said, I've always been a bit of a dreamer.

In your dreams, whatever you want to happen can happen.

In your dreams you don't have to explain anything.

Nobody asks why because there are no answers.

Age doesn't exist in dreams. We're always young.

And beautiful.

I know that I risk sounding rather pathetic.

That's old age for you.

We hide certain feelings so that we don't get ashamed of them.

We're afraid of seeming ridiculous.

But now I know that my time is almost up,

I'm sometimes taken unawares by this strong tie binding me to life,

an expectation of happiness,

a bit like when I still had the right to fall in love.

Have I offended you by telling you how I feel?

You don't have to answer.

I can't help feeling that something truly beautiful has happened.

Come on. Come on. Push it.

Please, just stop it!

What the hell are they doing here? They shouldn't be here.

They should be in another compartment.

They cannot stay here.

Did you check them?

Yes.

Waiter?

Yes, sir?

- Can I have a glass of milk, please? - Of course.

Warm milk, please.

Yes.

Thank you.

The train arriving at Platform 1 is the Intercity...

The train leaving from Platform 1 is the Intercity to Rome...

Look at all those people still getting on.

- Are you sure we can go down there? - Follow me.

Put it up there.

And this one, please.

Excuse me.

- Aren't these seats reserved? - Don't worry.

- Thank you. That's very kind. - Don't mention it.

Let's swap places.

Let's swap places.

Yes.

There you go.

You know I like facing the way the train's going.

You should be aware of these things.

Yes.

- Is it OK if I go to the bathroom? - Of course.

Leave your jacket on the seat so people can see it's taken.

- It's engaged. - Thanks.

That's OK.

Listen, Grandma can't find her pills.

Grandma's pills. Where are they?

- In the bag. The red bag. - The red one?

- Are you waiting? - No, thanks.

Tickets, please.

It's a problem. We know it's a problem.

But you mustn't get upset like that.

You really mustn't get upset like that.

It's worse if you don't...

If you don't get this sorted out, you can't move on.

It's been ages since... Yes.

But it's not like he told you himself.

He didn't tell you, you guessed. But do you trust him?

Do you trust him? No, if you're like this you don't trust him.

I don't know where the papers could be.

If you don't know... You're the one who puts all his stuff away.

You haven't seen the papers since then? I don't know.

No, for the baby. The baby wasn't there...

Hold on a second. Excuse me a second.

Excuse me. Someone's sitting here.

Sorry. I've just come back from the toilet.

This is my seat and that's my phone.

I'm really sorry, but there's a gentleman...

"A gentleman"? That phone is mine.

It was on the table, or in my jacket pocket.

Excuse me.

Listen, you've got to explain this properly. He told you that?

He left in the morning and said, "I'm not coming home this evening"?

Oh, he didn't tell you? And so...?

Can you get off the phone, please?

I don't want to have to raise my voice.

I've got to go. It's expensive calling from mobiles during the day.

- I'm the one that's paying. - Bye, darling. Bye.

Will you tell me what you want?

That phone is mine.

This is my phone.

That phone is mine. I'd recognise it anywhere. I've had it over ten years.

And I recognise the case. It's my case.

I don't want to cause a scene in public.

Give me the phone and let's forget about it.

I've had this phone for ten years too.

My husband gave it to me, and you have no idea how much it means to me.

Shall we check the numbers in the directory?

I'm not checking anything. You must have left your phone somewhere else.

I haven't left it anywhere. I either left it on the table or in my pocket.

- Listen, I don't want... - Please don't put it away.

I've got other problems, believe me.

We've all got problems. Take the phone out of your bag.

It's my phone and I'm putting it in my bag.

- Do I have to call the guard? - Call whoever you like!

Don't talk to me in that tone of voice. Give me that phone.

I'll talk to you in the tone of voice you deserve.

- Here's the inspector. - Tickets, please.

- Go away, please. - I know it's not your job,

but I think this lady has taken my phone.

In fact, I'm sure she has.

This gentleman thinks that I've taken his phone.

- But this phone is mine. - We need to sort this out.

Could you do me a favour and help me out here?

You're right, it's not my job.

Take the phone out of your bag.

I'll take my phone out when I want, because it's mine.

I pay for it and I make calls on it.

You're being very rude. In front of all these people...

- How can you say that? - You're causing a scene.

I'm not causing a scene! This is my phone. Stop bothering me.

You're wasting everybody's time.

Shall we check to see if it's your phone?

No, I don't want to.

Madam, could you show your phone to the gentleman?

This phone? No.

See what I mean about her being rude?

OK, let's see.

Can I ask you not to use it for a minute, please?

I use my phone when I want.

Let's try to sort out this problem, please.

Tell me your number.

3384515750.

- I'm sorry. - OK.

We make mistakes in life, don't we? These things happen.

But seeing as these things do happen, perhaps we should pay more attention.

I'm sorry, madam. You know how it is, with this hot weather we're having...

It's not my day today.

Tickets, please.

Tickets, please.

I'm disappointed in you.

Go and get me some water to take my pills.

OK.

Excuse me. Can you take a photo of us?

It's ready. Just press the button.

Thank you.

What were you on about? They're not in the red bag.

Have a good look in the red bag. They're at the bottom.

Grandma and I looked.

- Look properly. - I looked properly!

Why does it always have to be me? Can't you go?

Do we know each other?

What does that mean?

That... we know each other very well. You too. Maybe we were too little.

- From where? - From Bracciano.

- Bracciano... - Excuse me.

Attention, please. In a few minutes we will be arriving.

Please be ready if you are getting off here. Thank you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. There seems to be a mix-up with the seat numbers.

What do you mean?

Our tickets are for these two seats, 51 and 52.

No, this is my seat. And that one.

It's written here, see?

- We made a reservation. - Yes, but this is my seat.

Could you check your ticket? Because perhaps...

I'm not checking my ticket. I'm sitting here and this is my seat.

- We've made reservations. - You are in our seats.

I'm not in your seats, I'm in my seat. This is my seat.

Can I see your ticket? If it says so on your ticket, it's your seat.

- But there's... - You can't see my ticket.

It's your problem, not mine. This is my seat and I'm not moving.

Look, if you let me see your ticket, we'll see if it's the right one...

I'm not going to let you see my ticket. Do you understand?

I'm sitting in my seat, and that seat is mine too.

If everyone did what you're doing...

Hello. Is there a problem?

It's OK, Filippo. It's my problem. Don't get involved.

No, it's my problem too. You are sitting in our seats.

I'm not. I'm sitting in my seat.

And this gentleman is sitting in that seat.

- Maybe we've got the wrong seats. - Filippo, keep out of it! Sit down!

Excuse me.

Let's go and find a ticket inspector and ask him. These are our seats.

Listen, I don't want to get angry, but there are rules.

On my ticket it says 51 and 52. Let me see your ticket...

I'm not letting you see my ticket. Got it? You're not going to see it.

- Don't be so uppity. - I'm not being uppity.

Yes, you are. If you show me your ticket, we'll sort it out.

I don't care. You sort it out. Go and find another seat.

I'm not going anywhere. The train's full...

- Let me see. - Filippo, keep out of it!

Pour me some water. I don't feel very well.

I've had enough of this!

Let's ask the inspector.

- There's no need to shout. - I'm not shouting.

We've got a problem. We've got tickets for seats 51 and 52,

but the lady won't let us sit there.

- Let's see. - Yes, that's reserved.

Yes, you're right.

Madam, could I see your ticket, please?

Sorry.

Madam, this is first class. You've got second-class tickets.

Look, I'm not feeling very well, as you can see.

I'm not very well at all, so leave me in peace.

Second class, first class, I don't care.

- But that's no way to behave. - We've got a right one here.

- Where are you going? - Rome.

OK, I think I can sort it out. Madam, come with me.

I'll find you another carriage. It's OK, come with me.

There's an empty carriage.

It's reserved from ChiusiChianciano Terme,

but it's empty until then.

Here you go. All yours.

Thank you.

It didn't turn out to be such a bad day after all, did it?

Excuse me.

It's hot today, isn't it?

What are you listening to?

Pop music.

Pop music?

Can I have a listen?

- It's good. - Thanks.

It's nice.

Here.

Francesca gave me this CD.

I don't remember you. Are you from Bracciano?

Yes, we're from Bracciano and we know you very well.

I don't remember you.

Well, it's cos... I was very young when I met you

and you were interested in the older girls, not the young ones like me.

- Like who? - Like Monica.

- Monica who? - Monica Donati, your girlfriend.

- You know Monica? - Yes.

And I know other people that you know. Like Francesca.

- Francesca who? - Francesca D'Antoni.

- You know my sister? - Yeah. We're the same age.

- How old are you? - 14.

My birthday's on April 25th and hers is on the 15th.

- Is she as tall as you are? - Yeah, more or less.

More or less as tall as you?

We're really good friends.

Can I ask you a personal question?

What about?

Have you got a boyfriend?

I can't really answer your question.

But I need to tell you something very important.

Francesca was really upset

that you didn't come to Bracciano when your dad died.

- I phoned. - Two months later. It's a bit late.

- Filippo! - I didn't find out till late.

- Filippo! - Yes?

I've been calling you for ages.

I didn't hear you.

I'm not going to shout ten times every time I need you.

I couldn't hear you over the noise of the train.

But I'm here now. What can I do for you?

I can't remember what I wanted to ask you. You've made me forget.

Go on, off you go. But don't go too far away.

I can't keep on shouting for you.

Where were we?

- Do you know what Monica's up to? - Yeah.

Is she still living in Bracciano?

She's still based in Bracciano but she works in Rome, in a hospital.

- What does she do? - She's a dentist.

A dentist?

Do you see her?

Once a month, yeah, to get my brace checked.

- Has she still got long hair? - No, she's had it cut.

I saw her the other week

and I told her a story about the two of you that made her laugh.

Oh, yeah?

Tell me the story. But I'm not going to promise to laugh.

So what's the point of me telling you?

Because it's a story about me, something for me to remember. Go on.

Tell me.

OK, about four or five years ago, when you still lived in Bracciano,

all of us kids were hanging out in the square...

Do you remember... the one with the statue in the middle?

Yeah, I remember.

You and Monica were there.

You asked us if we wanted to play hide and seek.

So we all hid and I went... I don't know if you remember,

but round the edges of the square there are ditches

with water pipes in them.

I went down there and hid in a pipe.

My T-shirt got all wet and I was really cold.

I stayed in there for ages, till the sun went down.

Nobody found me.

Then I went back into the square to see where you and Monica had got to.

You were on a bench.

I didn't really understand what you were doing,

and I was quite cross...

But now that I understand...

What? What were we doing?

You were kissing and cuddling.

You told us to go away.

That was bad of me.

But at least that way you learned how you get rid of people.

We don't hang around in that square any more.

What do you do when you all meet up?

I don't know, really...

We send each other texts, play on the PlayStation, surf the internet...

- Filippo! - Yes?

Yes?

I don't know what you're talking about with that girl

and I don't want to know.

It's your business. I'm not interested in your private life.

But I'm not going to make myself hoarse shouting like this.

When I call you, you've got to come at once.

Yes.

I'm here. What's wrong?

I want a coffee.

OK, I'll get you one.

- Is it a nice place? - Beautiful.

There are two lakes!

- Hello. - Hello.

Can I have a coffee?

- The Chianti region begins there. - Excellent wine, then!

Yes. It's right in the Chianti area.

Listen, I'm sorry about before.

It doesn't matter.

It's a shame, but when women get to a certain age, they get a bit difficult.

It's up to you to apologise for her!

They're difficult when they're young too.

It's the price we have to pay.

They're all difficult.

- There you are. - Thank you.

My mother's like that too.

That lady's not my mother.

But she doesn't look like... your grandmother.

No, she's not my mother or my grandmother.

I think she's his lover!

So you're...

I'm doing my community service.

Aren't you a bit old for that? How old are you?

25.

He wanted to escape the corporals and found the general's wife!

I think he did very well.

The lady seems healthy enough. Why are you looking after her?

She was married to a general in the army.

Was? So she's not any more?

He's dead. Died about a year ago. We're going to his memorial service.

Can I have another one to take away, please?

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Why are you laughing? - Wait a second.

I just got a text.

What does it say?

- It's a joke. - Read it out.

Two balloons in the desert,

one says to the other, "Watch out for the cactusssss." "What cactusssss?"

Filippo!

Yes?

Help me get dressed. We'll be there soon. Come in. Close the door.

OK, get that bag down for me.

You have to be careful with skirts like this.

Don't crease it.

Skirt...

Leave it.

I'm not going to put my jacket on.

Take the jacket.

I have to tell you how to do everything, don't I? Give me a hand.

Don't mess my hair up.

You're not very well trained.

Leave it.

You've got to do what I tell you, OK? Do what I tell you.

No, you're not doing it properly.

You're too slow.

- I'm being careful. - You're not being careful.

Help me. My head goes in there.

Lift that up. Lift it up.

I need to put my head in there. Filippo!

Like that.

Let me get out! Pull that down! Pull it down!

Let's do it slowly. You're sweating.

Oh, God.

You've had a nice life. From getting up at four in the morning

to waking up at midday, any time you want.

Cushy little number. Undo my skirt.

I got up at four in the morning when I was working.

You're still working! You're working for me. So do what I tell you.

I am doing what you tell me.

We travel in first class. Nice life.

That's my business. Don't criticise me.

I'm not criticising you.

Gently!

- You caught my skin. - No, I didn't.

I need the patience of a saint.

I've had enough. You're so clumsy.

You're only good at chatting, going out and pleasing yourself.

Why are you always having a go at me? I don't get it.

I'm not having a go at you. I'm telling you the truth.

It's not done up properly.

It doesn't matter. Leave it. It doesn't matter.

Nice life.

You're in heaven here, aren't you?

- This is heaven? - Yes, this is heaven for you.

- And you're an angel? - I'm the Virgin Mary.

- You're what? - Don't use that tone with me!

Well, I prefer hell!

Let me go!

Let go of my rucksack!

- Let go! - Filippo!

Go and get him, will you?

Go and get him. I haven't got my shoes on.

Filippo!

Come on, open the door.

Come out of there.

We've got to get off soon.

You know how much this service means to me.

Come on. We don't need to talk about it. I'm not angry any more.

Come on, Filippo.

One moment!

Hello? Yes? I can hear you.

Hi. What's up? Yeah, yeah. No, I'm on a trip. I left this morning.

- Are you all right? - Yes.

Are you sure? Do you need any help? Are you sure?

Yes, thank you.

Attention, please. We are arriving at Chiusi.

Attention, please. We are arriving at Chiusi.

This is ChiusiChianciano Terme.

There's no one there.

Has the young man got off?

I could do with some help, if you don't mind.

- Fuck's sake, what kept you, man? - Hush, man.

You've been in there for fucking ages. Fuck's sake!

- Here y'are. - Nightmare!

I'm dying of thirst here, man.

- It's nice and cold. - It's that fizzy pish.

I asked for natural.

Oh, fucking hell!

- All right, lads. - All right, mate.

I feel better. That was a good wee wash.

Wee bit peckish. See what's in here.

Cheese salad? Fuck's sake, man! This is shite!

Hummus with mango? Fucking hell, man!

Will one of you swap this for a chicken?

Fuck off, man. Fuck off!

It's your own fault for eating all the chicken ones, you fat bastard.

What did I say to you?

- Don't waste them. - Shouting at me, that's shocking!

- Beckham. - Becks. Golden Balls.

Beckham, come here.

- Do you want a sarnie? - Aye, you!

- Sandwich. - For me?

- For you. - Thanks.

How you doing?

- Are you from Manchester? - No, no.

- Where are you from? - Where are you from?

- From Albania. - Albania?

We're from Scotland. Scotland.

The Brave.

You, you heading to Rome?

- Yes. - Yes.

You, you live in Rome?

- No. - No?

- Are you on holiday? - No, no.

- So, why are you going to Rome? - I'm going to my father.

Ah, your father.

Hey, you like?

We work in a supermarket in Scotland.

- Asda. - So, man, we've got loads, man.

Fucking fire in.

Why did you come with the train from Scotland? It's a long way.

Spaceman here is scared of flying. He's a shitebag. He's chicken.

Fuck's sake. You don't need to tell every cunt.

It's just I've got a vivid imagination.

I'm concerned about the pollution that the aviation industry causes.

- A lot of pish! - They fucking never mention that!

You fucking never mention that, do you?

This cunt won't go up a ladder without a parachute, man!

He's a pishing shitebag, man!

- You speak good English. - Yes.

Do you learn that in school?

Yes, at school and football games on TV.

- Oh, right, man. - Cool. A wee soccer fan.

We're going to Rome to watch the football.

Celtic. The Champions League.

Roma. Celtic v Roma.

Champions League.

Show him your ticket, mate. Fucking hell, man!

See, Champions League.

Champions League, the Celts! Know what I'm talking about?

Come on, the Hoops! Come on, the Hoops! Come on, the Hoops!

Hey! My lunch is in there!

That's really stupid, leaving your bag on the floor there.

Watch where you're bloody going, man!

You leave your bag...

You fucking stood on my bag! Look where you're going.

Calm. Silence. The train is full of people.

I could go to hospital. I could break the leg.

The train's full of people but you're the only one who stood on it!

Sorry. Sorry.

Ciao! Ciao! All the best! Prick.

- It's all right, mate. - See you again, wee man.

- Thanks for the sandwich, guys. - No bother, man. All the best.

See you later.

- Henrik Larsson, guys! - Yeah!

Henrik Larsson! Henrik Larsson!

Henrik Larsson is the king of kings!

No way, man!

- What? - She's sharing out that sandwich.

I'll be back in two minutes, right?

Hello. How are you feeling? Are you OK?

Yeah.

Would you like a sandwich?

For you.

- Thank you. - No problem. There you go.

- One for you. - Thank you.

No problem. No problem.

Present from the Celtic fans.

From us to you.

- Enjoy. Bye. - Bye.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Bye.

How long do you stay in Rome?

- Two days. - Two?

Two days.

- Can we have...? - Why do you...?

We need a guide for Rome.

- Will you show us around? - Will you take us around Rome?

Do you get around a bit? Do you sleep around?

Where are you staying? Because we don't have anywhere to stay.

We were wondering maybe if we could stay with you.

- We live together. - That's brilliant!

So, we could stay for one night?

- A party tonight. - Party tonight?

- You want a party? - Party time!

Where?

- Your place? - Our house.

At your house? Excellent!

- Do you have a pen? - Yes.

I'll be very, very, very gentle.

- Very gentle? - Very gentle.

I'll need to put 44, won't I?

I'm talking to them. That's our mobile. Sorry.

That's the number.

- Jamesy. - Jamesy. You are again?

- Sorry? - You are again?

- Viviana. - Viviana.

Tickets, please. Oh, it's you. Hello.

Sorry about the bag, you know.

- No matter. Tickets? - Tickets.

- There you go. - There you are, my man.

- Thank you. - Cheers.

- OK. - Thanks.

- What's happening? - Ticket's gone.

Got it?

Where is it?

God's sake. What've you done with it?

Thank you.

- Jamesy! - I bought a ticket.

- We bought a ticket together. - It's true.

We bought one together. I was an eyewitness. I seen him bought it.

The regulations are you show me a valid ticket.

If you don't, you have to pay the cost of the ticket

and the overbill, which is... Give me your ticket, please.

I've got a ticket. I bought a ticket. We all bought it together.

Which is 62 euros.

The ticket wasn't even 62 euros!

You find the ticket. I will come back. I will come back.

Is this cos of the bag?

Fuck's sake, you're always losing everything!

- Did I mean to lose it? Did I? - Forget it!

- Get the kitty out. - What, mate?

The kitty. We need to go into the kitty.

Jamesy, you're a tool. You always lose everything.

Don't fucking start with me, Frank. I mean it. Don't fucking start.

Hurry up.

Here, lads.

- It's in there. - What the fuck is this pish?

It's a handmade Italian shoe, mate.

- It's a fucking cow! - A real bargain!

- Fuck's sake. - You didn't spend...?

I'll shove this up your fucking arse! Where's the money?

- I spent it on them. - Why the fuck did you buy them?

- Do you fucking like them? - Aye.

Spaceman, that's our money for food, for everything!

So, what's he gonna do for a ticket?

You give him your ticket, cos you're the dick that wants to go on a train.

What is this?

- What have you got left? - Hardly anything.

- Fuck's sake. - You're a fucking grade-one idiot!

I'm not the one who fucking lost my ticket!

We need the kitty! We've got fuck all else!

Can't get home in these. Give me your ticket.

Boys, you have the ticket?

We can't find it. Can you give us five minutes?

- Do you have money? - Can you come back?

- Can you give us more time? - Sorry, it's not my responsibility.

I will call the police and we'll wait at Roma Termini.

We are reaching Roma Termini and the police will wait for you.

- Why are you phoning the police? - You don't move.

You stay here. I will come back.

- Why are you calling the police? - Lovely Italian leather.

- Want a pair of shoes? - Fuck's sake, Spaceman!

Give me the fucking shoes!

You're a prick, you know that? You're a prick!

Yes, we should go. It's late. Cos we arrived...

They've gone off, man.

Chiara!

- What's happening here, man? - Oh, no way!

- What's happening? - Who the fuck is he?

Chiara. What's this? Are you gonna phone?

- Hey! - What's going on, man?

Fuck you, then!

- Get out of here! - Fucking arseholes!

- How many? - 40.

22 euros short, boys.

Here, lads.

- What you doing, Spaceman? - Fuck's sake!

- In case of emergency, lads. - Emergency? You nearly gassed me!

Got any money shoved up your arse, an' all?

- Fucking no. - Fuck's sake!

- It's fucking not that bad. - Five euro?

Still 17 short. Still 17 short!

Tell you what, see this? You want it, go fucking get it!

What are you fucking doing?

- Now you can put them on. - How am I meant to get about now?

I'm not sitting on a train with that pishy smell!

You see your wee crocodile numbers? You can put them on now.

- Fucking arsehole! - Disgusting!

Right, right. Fucking hell.

How the fuck are we gonna get money?

Well, how did you lose it? Think about it.

It's gone, right? I put it in the wallet behind my Celtic ticket.

That's the last I saw it. It was in my wallet, now it's gone.

The wee Albanian cunt, you showed him your wallet.

You showed him the ticket. You showed him the ticket for the game.

- What? - He's fucking took the ticket!

Why the fuck would he take it? He's travelling with his family.

- He's not took it. - He's a refugee, for all we know!

Fuck's sake. The wee guy was brand-new. The wee guy was sound as fuck.

He's got your ticket. The wee guy was brand-new.

Fuck the wee guy! You go up there and ask him if he's got your ticket.

I'm not gonna go ask the wee guy. The wee guy was sound as fuck, man!

- Did you see him take it? - Did I fuck.

- Did you see him take it? - I don't care.

You're gonna go up there. Take him with you. Ask him if he wants a fag.

Get into a wee chat. See his ticket. See where he got on.

If everything's good, then fine.

Bye-bye. Give him a pack of cigarettes.

You'll never see him again the rest of your life.

- Move it, Jamesy. - Fucking hold that!

- Fuck's sake, Frank! - It's all cos of you.

I'm not having a wee fucker steal your ticket. Move!

You're a fucking prick! You're a prick, an' all.

How are you doing? Did you enjoy your sandwiches?

Nice sandwiches? Were they good?

Cigarette? Cigarette?

One trip from hell!

Yeah, I'm having one with the boys.

Want a cig?

- Do you want a light? - Yes.

- Did you enjoy your sandwiches? - Yes.

- Aye. Are you hungry? - Yeah.

- Is that your mum? - Yes.

- Sister? - Yes.

Your gran? I should be a fucking detective, shouldn't I?

- What about the wee baby? - Yes, my brother.

Brother? How long have you been travelling?

What? Very long, many hours.

- Are you gonna show me your ticket? - What?

- Your ticket. Show me your ticket. - I don't understand.

You understand me fine, wee man.

There's my ticket, right?

Now, you show me your ticket.

You know what I'm saying. Show me your ticket.

- Show me your fucking ticket! - Drop it!

Calm down. Calm down.

Calm down. We don't want to steal from you.

- We just want to see your ticket. - I don't...

Would you show your fucking ticket to a stranger? Calm down!

- Give me your pockets. - Fuck's sake, man.

He's got nothing! Are you fucking satisfied?

- Fuck you. You stay there. - Where are you fucking going, man?

What are you gonna fucking do?

- Show me your ticket. - Frank, cool fucking down, eh?

Your ticket. Your tickets. Where are your train tickets?

Show me your tickets, or see that wee cunt...

Pack it in! Pack it in!

Stay calm, please.

What is it? I don't speak Italian. I've slapped him. I'll slap you.

Calm down.

Calm, calm it, calm it.

- Sit down. Calm. Sit down. - But tell him...

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sit down. Sit down.

Yes, sit down. I don't wanna be responsible for your heart attack.

Fucking calm down or we'll get kicked off and miss the game.

Sit down. Sit down! You fucking sit down.

- Look, show me your tickets, OK? - Our tickets?

Or I'll get a guard to take that wee rat away.

See him? He stole my mate's train ticket.

What is the problem?

Wait, wait, wait. I'll show you.

- Yeah, here it is. - Give it here.

Are you happy? Can we go now?

There's three of them.

- There's three tickets there. - Yeah.

There's four of you. There should be four tickets.

- You only showed us three tickets. - Where's the fourth ticket?

You only showed us three tickets. There is four of you.

There's four of you. Where's the other ticket?

Show me the fourth ticket or I'll take him and fucking scalp him.

I want to see your ticket.

My tickets, yes.

- Yes, yes. - Let me see it.

- Fucking give me it. - What the fuck?

Is this it? Is this your ticket? Is this your fucking ticket?

You wee fucking thief!

The guard's punched it! He's fucking used it!

We give you a fucking sandwich. This is how you pay us back!

Jamesy, we need to go and fucking tell the guard, man.

- No, no, no! - I'm gonna come back and kill you.

You as well! You don't even know what's happening.

- Arsehole! - Scumbag!

- We gave you a sandwich. - You thieving wee bastard!

- I'll get the fucking conductor. - Wait a second, please. Wait a second.

It isn't like you think. Please, we are not thieves.

We're not thieves. Please, listen. Please, please!

- Sorry! - Fucking hell!

- I can explain. Please! - For fuck's sake!

- Please! - Fucking watch what you're doing.

Please, I can explain. Please.

Please! Wait a second, please.

I will jump from the train. Please let me say the truth. Please.

Don't do this.

My father is waiting at the station in Rome for us.

He's never seen the baby. Can you understand me?

- Don't do it, please. - It's not our problem.

Also, my father came here two and a half years ago.

He borrowed one thousand and five hundred dollars to come here.

He came by boat on the sea.

Can you understand me?

Happened an accident.

And some of the people who were there drowned.

Jamesy, don't fucking listen to her.

All you do is fucking talk. Can you shut up for two minutes?

- I was right last time, wasn't I? - Shut up for two fucking minutes.

- Just be quiet. - Please.

He work hard here and send us money.

He kept us.

And he promised us to bring here - we, we.

We sold everything there, everything!

But he promised us not to bring us here

with a boat, you know, on the sea, but with a truck.

And we voyage in the truck for two days.

- I can't take this, all right? - Please, please!

- Shut up. - Let me finish.

We've got to just forget her?

- Please! - This has nothing to do with you.

When he came there, I don't know why...

the man that were there

said to us that we are in Rome, but we weren't!

And my mum had to sell the rings.

And we bought the tickets.

We hadn't enough money to buy four, but we bought only three.

You'll spoil it for all of us if you get involved.

- It's my ticket! - I don't care if it is!

We're your best pals, all right? You came with us, not them.

Somebody must have spilt something. My fucking sock's wringing.

Cheers, mate.

What did you want me to do, let her jump off the train?

Do you think she was gonna jump, honestly?

- Did she look as if she was lying? - Shut up.

Here, lads, I've read about fucking refugees, man.

Fucking used and abused, then fucking dumped anywhere.

You hear about it all the time.

You hear about them suffocating in trucks, drowning on boats.

Not stealing tickets and fucking up your football match.

If you were her...

If it was my fucking family in that position, I'd steal a ticket.

I'd fucking steal it. So would you and so would you.

So don't give me any of that pish, Frank, man.

Do what you want.

I can't believe you're walking away from this.

What do you want me to do?

We're here to watch a fucking game, not to look after refugees.

Fuck the game! A fucking game!

Her dad's fucking mates died. They fucking died, man.

Do you know that?

I can't walk away from it, man.

Excuse me. Excuse me, boys.

I just got this copybook.

And you write your address here.

- And I will send the money. - Can you give us two minutes?

- All right? - OK. Thank you. Thank you.

A wee pen pal.

She has better fucking English than us.

Maybe all of this is cock and bull, man.

But then again, man, maybe it's not.

Does her father really exist, man?

Would you turn up at the station?

I don't think you would.

Where the fuck did she learn English?

That not set the alarm bell ringing?

Maybe they're part of the al-Qaeda, man,

planning a secret attack on the fucking Vatican.

And you're away up there fucking giving them your name and address.

You'll be fucking off to Guanatan... Guant�namo,

in an orange tracksuit and a fucking pair of goggles.

You'll miss the whole season, man.

Your problem is you don't think things through.

Your problem is you talk shite! What the fuck are you on about?

Do you think they'll have tellies in the police station?

- Why? - So you can watch the game.

Shut up, the both of you, eh?

Fucking nutcase!

It's up to you, mate.

I can't do this, man.

He's fucking right, man.

What if I'm in the jail longer than a fucking night?

I'll lose my fucking job, never mind the game.

You were right about the ticket.

Believe us again, then, Jamesy, all right?

My mum'll fucking freak out.

We've planned this for months as well, lads.

We'll never get this chance again. There's fucking hundreds of refugees.

We're only fucking three supermarket workers.

We can't fucking look after them all.

Fuck!

I can't. I can't do it. You're right. I can't do it.

Look, there's something I need to say to you.

I'm sorry, but I can't handle this.

You're gonna need to tell the guard what happened

cos I've got a job to think about. If I go to jail, I could lose my job.

I just can't do that.

If I had the money, I'd give you the money.

I can't understand you.

I can't take responsibility for your family, all right?

I don't even know who you are or if you're telling me the truth.

You'll have to tell the guard. I'm just a punter going to a game.

What Jamesy's trying to say is...

You don't know how much we'd like to give you the ticket, but we can't.

We came to go to a game. We didn't foresee this.

I'm sorry, but we just cannot give you the ticket.

If we had the money, we'd give you the money.

It's not as if were doing you...

Just take my ticket, all right?

Just take it before I change my mind! Just take the ticket, please.

- What the fuck are you doing? - Just take the ticket.

What are you doing?

Lads, I'm sorry, all right?

- Fuck's sake, what are you doing? - What the fuck?

Thank you! Thank you!

I hope you will win your game, guys.

The police is coming soon.

Lads, she was telling the truth. There's the dad.

- We'll wait over there. Wait over there. - All right!

Calm down.

The police is coming right now, in a minute.

I know you might not believe me

but my mate just gave a poor family his ticket, from the Third World.

That's typical of us Celtic fans, known for our spirit of friendliness.

Fuck's sake, we even get awarded the best fans!

- Travelling fans. - UEFA, man.

Seville - 80,000 Celtic fans - not one arrest.

- Not one arrest. - We hold the record for good behaviour.

Ambassadors of sport, that's what we are.

And, by the way, is this how you fucking treat VIPs?

We got a load of sandwiches. Take the sandwiches and let him go.

Does your wife like cheese-and-onion sandwiches?

I bet these fucking clowns haven't farted out of line in their life.

Hello. Where are you?

Who told you Platform 12? We're on Platform 1.

Give me some of that. I'm dying of thirst.

You're driving me mad. We're illegally holding two foreigners.

We'll get reported, and then you'll come and arrest us.

I told you Platform 1...

I told you, for fuck's sake. They've escaped.

It's just down there! Go that way!

Come on!

- Excuse me. - Move!

- Sorry, sorry, sorry. - For goodness' sake!

Lads, come on, the game! The game!

The game! The game! Where's the game?

Come on! Run!

Hail, hail, the Celts are here!

What the hell do we care? What the hell do we care?

We don't care what the animals say

What the hell do we care?