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I had a dream about my family.

We were all sitting around the Thanksgiving table...

...and I was telling everybody about how happy I was.

How great my life had turned out.

Are you going home for Thanksgiving?

Yeah, I am.

How long has it been?

I went back a year after Daphne.

So...

...three years.

Well, I think...

I think it's because it's been long enough...

...that I can't quite remember that I shouldn't go.

I thought he wasn't coming home till tomorrow.

Well, he's early.

Haven't you ever been early?

Not unannounced.

Hal, it's not like he's just a regular houseguest, you know?

Maybe there were things I wanted to do tomorrow before he got here.

Like what?

Like I was going to refinish the dining room table.

And Warren's gonna prevent you from doing that?

He's not sleeping on the dining room table.

No, but he is eating on it.

Well, maybe he'll help you do it.

Oh, Jesus!

That's my sister.

It's nice to be out here.

It's freezing in here. Close the window.

Elliot, it's freezing in here. Close the window.

I closed the window, Mia.

Please don't ruin this vacation.

I'm gonna run into town before dinner, okay?

Who's gonna hear?

- Jake, I'm gonna come! - No, not yet. Not yet.

We're gonna be late.

We're already late.

Later. We'll be later.

We'll call.

We still have a long way, don't we?

Yeah. We'll call.

You're late.

We stopped. I called. We stopped for a while.

You didn't call.

But I meant to. We didn't want to stop and be even later.

We?

I didn't have anything to do with it. I said we should call.

Mom, I'm sorry. Okay?

Fine. That's fine.

Now stop being so rude and show our guest to her room.

She can sleep in the study. Leigh's sleeping in the attic. Okay?

Well, actually, Jake and I are used to sleeping together...

...in the same room and in the same bed.

I would like to sleep with your son...

...Jake.

Please?

I like her.

So you don't think I'm funny?

In general, I think you're funny. With my Mom? No.

You're upset because she likes me more than she likes you.

I can't believe you! You scared the living shit out of me!

Let me up.

Is this one of your ex-girlfriends?

Let me up? Let me up? Where'd you pick that up?

God, I should kill you! Mom, I can't believe you lied to me.

I'm sorry. She made me promise not to tell you she was home.

Hi, I'm Leigh. I'm Jake's little sister.

Hi, I'm Margaret. I'm Jake's lover.

I see. Congratulations.

This is Elliot.

He's not mine. He's Mia's.

But he's cute.

Hi.

Imagine all the stuff that wouldn't get clone...

...if I was the only person in the world.

There's a lot of stuff that I don't know how to do.

Like make colors.

I mean, how do you make colors?

All the clothing in the world would be white.

Or black.

Hey, Jake.

Hey, guys.

I'm here to inform you of a food situation at our house.

Mom's been baking her brains out.

That's it for me.

Is she making those potatoes where she scoops out the insides...

...mashes them up and puts them back in the skin, with the cheese?

Twice baked.

Twice baked.

I'll call you guys.

Where's the car?

- I walked. - You walked?

Why'd you walk? Mom ask you to?

She asked me to come get you. She didn't ask me to walk.

Is this supposed to be like brotherly talk time?

I just came to get you for dinner. That's all.

How long have you been home?

- Since yesterday. - That explains it.

- Why'd you get here so early? - Is everybody gonna ask me that?

Is it so unusual to come home a clay early?

Yes. I got here late, as usual.

Is everybody home?

Everybody, including Elliot.

What do you mean, "yeah"? You know him?

I spoke to Mia. She told me about him.

My God! You spoke to Mia on the phone?

I think Mom thinks I'm upset, and that's why I came home.

- Well, are you? - Am I what?

- Are you upset? - No! Jesus Christ!

I get home early, and I'm not Mr. Fucking Jolly all the time...

...and that means I'm upset?

Mr. Jolly?

Whatever.

I didn't think you were gonna take the train.

I mean, I thought you would drive. I expected you to drive.

I sold the car. It got too expensive in the city.

It's good you didn't drive because you might have had an accident.

I don't know what you mean.

I mean, Elliot would've had a hard time seeing down the road...

...with you spread eagle on the dashboard.

- What the hell are you talking about? - Do you want me to go into details?

Actually, I wanna know which one of you was playing the conductor.

You told her? I can't believe that. We don't even know her.

Of course we know her. She's Margaret. Jake's girlfriend.

You don't go around telling people these things.

Excuse me, but I didn't think privacy was your main concern.

Anyway, I was just teasing you.

Look, she only told me about it...

...because I told her why Jake and I were late.

We thought it was funny that everybody was busy doing it...

...en route to Thanksgiving at the parents' house.

I mean, isn't that funny?

I'm not interested in where you and my brother do it.

And I don't know why you'd tell this stranger something so personal.

If I want to talk about my sexual experiences, I will.

Talk about your own. If you don't have any...

...then I suggest you move on to the next topic.

The kids look good, huh?

There are more of them than I remember.

I was planning on having Thanksgiving with my family...

...not with all the other people involved in their lives.

They're just two people, Hal.

Two more people I don't want here.

So you're depressed?

Didn't we just have this conversation?

I just thought that maybe it had to do with the fact...

...that Daphne was home for Thanksgiving...

What? Daphne's home for Thanksgiving?

I don't know. It's a small town.

I thought you might have bumped into her or something.

Why would I? I haven't seen her for 3 years.

I don't know. I just...

I just thought that's what was making you depressed and...

- I bumped into her in town today. - You did?

You did. What did she say?

No, forget it. I don't wanna know.

How'd she look? No, I don't wanna know that either.

She just said she'd be home for a while.

Didn't I just say I didn't want to know?

Sorry.

How did she look?

How did she always look?

Shit. Really?

Really.

Excuse me.

I know it's not Thanksgiving yet...

...but I just wanted to say that lam very thankful...

...to be invited here to your home for this holiday.

And I'm very happy...

...that I am in love with your son.

Jake, that is. Sorry, Warren.

It's okay.

I just wanted to thank you for having me here...

...and for creating him.

And just...

Thank you to everyone.

Yeah, and the same goes for me...

...except for the Jake part.

No, I mean, I'm glad you're alive.

But it's just, I'm not in love with you.

No, I mean, I like you fine.

I mean, I just met you. You seem nice.

God, this bed!

They gave us the creaky bed! I can't believe it.

We're being punished for getting here last.

We'll have to be really quiet.

I know.

Oh, God!

We're not making too much noise, are we?

Do you hear that?

Yeah. Jake and Margaret fucking.

Jesus, do you have to put it that way?

You don't think I'm ladylike?

You're just so hostile. Everything you say to everyone.

- Even your family. - What do you mean? Even my family.

Like that's a surprise?

Aren't they the first people you're supposed to be hostile to?

Jesus!

Do they think we can't hear them?

Mia, relax.

- Is that your advice as a therapist? - Fuck you!

I thought therapists weren't supposed to give advice.

Shut up.

Don't tell me to shut up.

Don't kick me.

Then don't tell me to shut up.

Why are you so difficult?

- Don't turn away from me like that! - You're hurting my shoulder.

Why can't you just be a normal human being?

Jesus Christ!

Don't they have any manners?

We have to be quiet.

Leigh?

You awake?

Are you alone?

I'm coming up.

I love you.

Thank you.

Warren?

You have a phone call, Warren.

Who is it?

It's your mother.

Jesus, they've fucking lost it!

No, I mean on the phone, Mom.

It's Daphne.

I'm just gonna leave the phone right here.

Did you guys sleep well?

Yeah, fine. Did you?

We slept fine.

What the hell does she mean by that?

Nothing. She just means we slept well. That's all.

You let her listen to Warren's phone call?

It's not my business. I just answered the phone.

Of course I asked who it was.

It's Daphne.

He's going to meet her today for a walk.

You're unbelievable.

Thank you. Thank you.

Where's my food?

I put it back in the oven so it wouldn't get cold.

So what's the plan for today?

We should be outside. It's beautiful.

There's no plan. Can we relax, without a schedule?

If you wanna go outside, go with Hal and Leigh.

They're going turkey hunting for tomorrow's dinner.

If you come with us, you'll have to help us ring its neck.

I think your father's gonna want to use his new gun.

It's true. They kill their own turkeys.

Isn't that right?

You'd be surprised. Something about fresh meat is so much healthier.

It has to do with the juices flowing fresh.

My gosh! I hope you're not a vegetarian.

No, not yet.

Elliot would love to go. He shouldn't miss the experience.

What about you?

I'm staying in today, but you should go.

Great.

Good morning!

Good morning. It's almost 1:00.

Don't you want to sleep a few more hours?

I'm not gonna let that bother me, even though I was kept up all night.

- What do you mean? - What do you mean?

That wasn't you and Dad?

Please don't answer that until I'm out of the house.

I thought that was you guys.

Yeah, it was.

I don't understand it. No matter how old they get...

...your kids can't deal with the fact that their parents still have sex.

Oh, stop it!

Jesus!

What did you think your father and I did here alone all the time?

Can we just drop it, please?

What do you do, Elliot?

I'm a therapist.

Physical?

What do you mean?

Physical therapist?

No. Psycho.

All ready, Daddy?

I'm going alone this time.

Make sure the turkey's big enough. Tom and Jerry are coming.

And you got off Scot-free.

That is not true.

I couldn't see you for the two weeks you were grounded.

Somehow you managed to anyway. Didn't you?

I was a resourceful teen.

So what about other guys?

How about them?

You know.

Do you really want to talk about that?

Why don't you tell me anyway?

I'm not seeing anyone right now.

But I have.

I mean, since you.

I didn't expect that you'd be alone this whole time.

Hoped, maybe.

What about you?

No, I just...

No one else, really.

- Really? This whole time? - I guess it's not my thing.

Dating's not your thing?

It's funny.

I never knew how I would get over you.

And I still don't.

Let's get out of here.

Don't worry. I was here this morning and I didn't fall through.

I thought you might like this.

It's freezing.

You get used to it.

Did you want to know why I left?

Do you want to know why I left?

For a while I did.

It's important to me...

...to be able to tell you.

Why did you leave?

Where you going? I'm not clone with you.

I'll be back in a second.

Is it safe to go in there?

Now I know where Warren gets his moves from.

Watch your wine! Your wine!

I wish I could say red wine gave me that kind of energy.

Jesus!

Why are you doing that?

I didn't tell you.

And you left.

I tried to tell myself that it was nothing.

And I got so angry at myself for having to have it be such a big deal.

And for...

...for hating you the way I did.

I mean, I kept thinking that if you just dealt with him...

...he wouldn't have to be like that.

So I left.

Because I didn't want to be the bomb...

...the thing that made you and him further apart than you already were.

For a long time...

...I thought it was my fault...

...because of...

...well, because I was dancing with him.

You know, because of how I was acting.

It wasn't.

I know.

So anyway, there came a point, like...

...a year ago, I guess...

I was lying on my bed and I thought of you.

And I realized I didn't think about that night.

I just thought about you.

And how you loved me...

How you always told me, and I always believed you.

Shit!

Oh, God!

Do you remember what happens at the end of Scream of the Rabbits?

There is no end.

What do you mean?

Nobody reads it, so I used some of the pages for kindling.

So you don't know what happens to Franklin?

- Who's Franklin? - The end of the book. The gardener.

I haven't read it.

What is that? Butter pecan?

That's disgusting. I can't believe you eat it.

- Lucky it's for him, not you. - I gotta go into town for this book.

What's the matter with her?

What's the matter with you? It's a good book.

People don't use books for kindling.

Look, I'll go with you.

I'll be right back.

Can I help you with something?

Do you have anything other than what's on the shelves?

I'm sorry, we don't.

Maybe we can order what you're looking for.

It'll take a year to get to this godforsaken town.

I'm sorry?

It's not here. You don't have it. $0...

Well, we can order it for you.

I want it now.

You know the postal service is very reliable these clays.

That's interesting. Can you have it here in 10 minutes?

I wish you'd let me help you.

You can't. $0...

Have a nice Thanksgiving.

Yeah, you too.

Is there a problem?

Do I know you?

Amazing! I dreamt about you last night...

...only you didn't look like this.

No, it's true. You don't remember me?

Should I remember you from your dream?

- Did we go to school together? - Kindergarten.

Jesus! I was kidding.

Now do you remember?

Did you use to smile at me a lot? Is that it?

- Yes, I did. - I don't remember you.

No? Well, you should. I was your very first love.

What do you mean?

Well, we used to play together in school, with the blocks...

Lego? The fish! You must remember the fish?

What's your name?

You wouldn't remember that. I changed it.

Okay, what was it then?

Leonard Morrison!

- I don't remember you. I'm sorry. - You don't?

- It's Cezanne. I changed it. - You're strange!

That's what I changed my name to. Cezanne. I used to be fat.

I don't remember you, and I've got to get home for dinner. All right?

It's Cezanne! I changed it!

Good night, Cezanne!

What book were you looking for?

Jesus, you're persistent!

The Scream of the Rabbits.

That's a good book. I read that book. That's a good book.

You read The Scream of the Rabbits'?

They'd planted his diary in Lubert's study, hoping that...

...the Master would read it and know how unhappy Franklin had been.

That's it? That's as far as you got?

Is there a lot more?

About 300 pages more.

- Jesus! Kindling. - What?

My father ripped out the back of the book...

- ...for kindling to start a fire. - My God, that's horrible!

- You think so? I do too. - It's terrible.

Do you remember the rest of it?

Yes, I do...

...definitely.

You know that story was based on Henry's gardener's life?

No, I didn't know that.

Henry who?

Henry who?

- You're very funny. - What?

- What's so funny? Henry who? - The way you say things!

Henry V?

What?

You're very funny!

- No one thinks I'm funny. - You are!

As the night wore on, he could barely wait.

He tried to sleep. Moving from bed to bed, he wandered.

He sat in the dining room, reflecting on his childhood...

...and his mother before she got sick.

And he remembered her hand on his back...

...at night before he went to bed.

And he couldn't understand why some memories were so...

...vivid...

...like a painting...

...and others were as though they hadn't even happened.

It was like they were a story his uncle had told him when he was a boy.

And he thought about his rabbits...

...and what their fur felt like against his face.

He was so lonely.

I think, basically, his life was passing in front of his eyes...

...like it does in front of a person who's about to die.

- He's gonna die? - I didn't say that.

You have to let it come in a steady stream.

Otherwise it won't make sense.

Shit! What time is it?

I gotta go. I'm gonna be late.

Will you come here tomorrow?

I can't. But I'll call you to hear the rest of the story.

You remember who I am?

Leonard Morrison!

Cezanne.

I wish I could say red wine gave me that kind of energy.

Jesus!

Why are you doing that?

No one in our family is very good with time.

Do you want me to rub your feet?

Come on, it's a stress reliever. I learned it at school.

- You don't have to. - I don't mind.

It's good when it hurts.

But you probably already know that because you're a shrink.

Why does your father keep asking me the time...

...when he knows I don't wear a watch?

He did that to me too.

- He does it to everyone. - Well, it's very annoying, and I...

Well, how awkward.

What? This?

Do you want me to do yours too?

Oh, my God! Leigh, you have incredible hands.

I haven't felt this good since the last time I was at shiatsu.

Your sister's really being a bitch.

Where the hell is she?

I have no idea why she's like this.

Don't say that.

It's no big deal. She's always been just like Dad.

She probably has no clue what time it is.

Do you want me to do your back?

Where the hell is your sister?

We're ready to eat. She can't tell time?

I wonder if Mia broke down.

She is such a bitch!

Why do you always ask what time it is when you have your own watch?

It's the game.

What game?

I ask the kids what time it is, and they try to guess.

But they can't wear watches.

So nobody can wear a watch except for you?

That doesn't sound like much fun.

You know what time it is?

I don't have time for your game.

- What? - You're humming.

Sorry, I didn't realize.

Can you explain to me again...

...why that white stuff stays open in the fridge all the time?

- You know, the baking soda? - The baking soda.

It keeps things fresh.

It takes away all the rotten smells.

Is today supposed to be the shortest clay of the year?

- Anyone? - Can't things just be uncomfortable?

Everything has to be status quo. No one can fight in front of you.

Instead, you make up meaningless, generic questions.

It'd be better if you'd yell or insult someone.

Okay, fuck you!

That was really good, Warren.

You seem almost happy tonight.

Why aren't you your normal insecure, depressed self?

How thoughtful of you to be concerned.

I'm really touched.

I happened to have spent the clay with someone who I really like...

...and who makes me feel happy. You ought to try it sometime.

If you can't find anyone, they have these Pay-a-Friend services.

Christmas is around the corner, and I've been searching for a gift...

You having a little romantic moment by yourself?

What if I am?

Nothing. I happen to think those are the best kind.

Jesus! Is Dad up in the tree?

He is?

- Our tree house. - I guess it's his tree house now.

I mean, he built it. Right?

But why is he in it?

Oh, privacy, fresh air, small berries and nuts.

Do you think you need to have had a healthy family life...

...to have a successful relationship?

God! I hope not.

What do you think the problem is here, with our family?

It's all your fault. Everything's because of you.

I don't mean who. I mean what. What is it?

How should I know? It's fucked up, like most families.

But how'd it happen?

Well, not my fault. I'm not gonna fall into that trap.

- I know it's not your fault. - No, it's not.

I wanted to ask you... I ran into a guy. Leonard.

I think we went to school together or something.

Do you remember him?

Come to bed. It's late.

Yeah, we're talking.

- We can talk in bed. - Margaret.

Good night, Jake. No, forget it.

I can't believe that you ran into Leonard.

Who is he?

I can't believe you'd even ask that.

You said that already. This is why I didn't want to ask you.

What are we doing up here? What?

I'm sorry, Mother.

You know, you never appreciate anything.

You don't remember anything good...

...especially when it concerns your childhood or your family.

There's no point to good memories.

They remind you of who you are.

No, they remind you of who you were.

Shit! I left my cigarettes in the car.

When you were a little girl, you used to say only sad people smoke.

Because your uncle smoked...

...when he came for Christmas.

Yeah? I don't remember that.

Don't go in a direction you don't want to go in.

It's just going to make you bitter.

Mother, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings...

...but you really don't know anything about my life right now.

That's true.

Looking for old yearbooks or something?

Those, I think, are long gone.

We are looking for something else.

What? What is it?

Thank God!

He made that for you.

What are you doing?

How'd you know I was up here?

Mia told me.

I threw rocks at her window first.

What did she say?

Stop drilling her and invite her up.

She must be freezing.

Where you going

I remember you.

What?

I haven't really been able...

Can you...

...just kiss me?

How's your mom?

No, I wanna know.

You know...

...you don't have to be afraid of me.

She's fine.

When was the last time that you saw her?

I mean, before now.

She came to see a play I was in.

I was in...

...a regional production of The Seagull...

...in Massachusetts.

It was in Massachusetts.

Nina? You played Nina?

I've never been...

What are you trying to say?

I've never been to Massachusetts.

It's nice.

It's a nice state.

Jesus! You scared me, Dad.

What are you doing, Dad?

I can only remember the tune, not the words.

What do you need?

Through the sycamores

It's the middle of the night. Do you need something?

The game.

I can't start today, Warren.

You need four clays in between starts.

It's Jake, Dad.

Through the sycamores

Margaret massaged my feet last night.

She touched your bare feet?

She does that sometimes with lotion.

- She calls it "the treatment." - She do between your toes?

- Where is she now? - Asleep.

Sure she's still breathing?

- I should love that, right? - You should.

And I do. I do love it.

Are you sure that you love her?

We're not talking about that, just about how I love the treatment.

Is that why you stay with her?

That's not the only reason I stay with her.

I know your theory about people destined to be together.

But we can't all be filled with that much faith, trust and emotion.

It means you have someone so you're not alone.

But you won't find it in some fairy-tale romance.

I mean, sometimes you have to work at things...

...and sit through low times where you don't feel...

...overwhelmingly, totally in love all the time.

You might never feel that way.

Isn't this a little existential for the morning?

It doesn't work that way.

It's not healthy to be that filled with emotion.

What doesn't work that way?

Fucking life.

What's the matter with you?

Don't stack them too high. We can't get at them.

- Where are you going? - I'm going to the gym.

- It's Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving.

Be back in two hours.

He'll be back in 20 minutes. The gym's gonna be closed.

I don't think the gym's gonna be open today.

Get up here and kill this spider!

She hates spiders.

I got it.

You look beautiful.

I should be back for dinner.

That was a big spider.

Man, that was a big spider.

That thing could've kicked Charlotte's ass.

It was so big, I think I saw a small dog caught in its web.

We're talking big.

I don't think you needed the gun, but...

You don't go in for spider humor?

Where you going

I'm going for a walk.

Well, let me just get my coat.

That was a three-pointer.

Mia, are you going out?

Now that I'm bundled up, it's the sensible thing to do.

We're going for a walk. Why don't you come with us?

No, thanks.

Well, be sure to be back by 5.

I mean...

...that's when we're eating.

Jesus Christ!

- We're gonna play football. - I can't. I'm going out.

- Where? - Where you going?

None of your business.

- We need another. - I won't put snow in your pants again.

Quit it!

- You have to. It's family clay. - We need you for even teams.

I'm not playing. Why don't you ask Danny Myer from across the road?

Danny Myer sucks.

You want some tea?

Sure.

What's this for?

Good luck.

Where'd you get it?

My clad and I made it.

Does it work?

It does if you have faith.

My clad went to the book fair in Windigo.

Probably gonna be gone till fairly late.

I'm not sure why I'm here.

The book.

I think you made this for me.

I used to be so creative.

So we're near the end...

...pretty much.

I can't get that song out of my head.

How do you know that song?

That's the song...

I think you have the record of that.

Don't you? I think Jake showed it to me.

You like that song?

Yeah, I do...

...but I can't remember the words...

...just the tune.

Oh, the moon was shining bright...

...along the Wabash

From the fields there comes The breath of new mown hay

Through the sycamores...

...the candle lights are gleaming

On the banks of the Wabash

Far away

You gonna stand there?

Tell me the end of the story.

- You wanna know? - Of course I do.

It's sad.

That's okay.

They die.

What about the babies?

- She has the babies. - They live?

Well, what happens?

Franklin hides the mother and the babies...

...in the bottom of the cribbage board in the dining area...

...so he can show Lubert when he gets home.

He hasn't seen the babies yet?

He doesn't know anything about the rabbits.

So Franklin goes back out to the garden and works.

Lubert comes home.

He goes into the dining area, and he sees the cribbage board...

...with all the pieces out.

So he goes to replace them.

So he puts all the pieces back in their holes, goes upstairs.

So they suffocate.

What does Franklin do?

Finds them, buries them...

...and he goes back to work in the garden.

Why doesn't he do something?

- What's he supposed to do? - Something!

It doesn't make any sense.

Why does it have to make sense?

They die.

They die.

Jesus, you already told me that!

You know...

...I pick up the phone at work...

...and I say, "Hello. Gallery."

And I know that there's something that's supposed to come next...

...but I can't remember what.

So I look around the room and I see...

...this stupid fucking plaque with my stupid fucking name on it...

...and I say:

"Mia speaking."

Jesus!

I hate that name.

Did you know...

...if you stand on your head twice a clay...

...for two minutes...

...your memory will improve?

Maybe you should take up gardening.

You're funny.

I guess Elliot needed some sleep.

Well, what do you expect, having to deal with Mia clay and night?

Lord, it's like a chore!

I don't think he views it that way.

Your father...

Your father wears those sandals you gave him all over the house.

What's the matter?

You know...

...the first time...

...that Jake came home from school the first time he was gone...

He was gone for four months straight.

That just seemed like such a long time to me.

I remember him coming home so clearly.

He walked into the kitchen and he hugged me.

And he was different.

He hugged me again, and he told me it was okay.

He told me he was home and that he had missed me.

And he had changed. He had.

I loved him just the same.

Your father likes to tell me that...

...it's only a mother...

...who's allowed to love that way...

...unconditionally.

I can't explain to you...

...all the reasons I love your father.

But I still do.

We gather together

To ask the Lord's blessing

He hastens and chastens

His will to make known

The wicked oppressing

Shall cease from distressing

Sing praises to His name

He forgets not His own.

It's usually a karaoke place.

But things should pick up when hunting season comes around.

Well, I see nothing much has changed with you guys...

...at least as far as food goes.

Actually, that's not true.

Tom likes mustard now.

You do?

I like mustard now.

Although, I don't understand it.

It seems to me that any sandwich with mustard on it...

...is, in essence, a mustard sandwich.

What's to understand about mustard?

What, you have sandwiches with only mustard on them?

That's true.

Sometimes mustard can be extremely overpowering.

I thought you liked mustard.

That's my point.

- I agree. - Do you?

Yes! I agree.

Mustard is very difficult to understand.

It can be overwhelming, unless...

...unless the right amount is applied...

...and unless it's honey mustard.

- You don't like honey mustard. - I do. I do.

But only with the right amount. Otherwise it's, as Tom says...

..."a mustard sandwich."

You use too much.

God! I didn't know that was on my long list of flaws.

Well, I'm glad you could learn something new.

That means that this trip has been productive for our relationship.

Elliot's right.

I mean, about the mustard.

Are you drunk?

That's a good idea.

Let's all go in the next room and get drunk.

Am I a bad person?

I don't know what that is.

I feel like I don't belong here.

I understand.

What are you doing here?

I don't think you're a bad person.

You're just my brother.

That's right.

I am.

Daphne, I'm so glad you came!

- Honey, give me your coat. - Here.

You've obviously not had the freezing cold cheesecake I've had.

It's enough to turn you off the stuff.

If you wanna talk about pecan pie cold, we can.

Pecan pie cold? That's like a sin!

I mean, it's like eating mayonnaise on your pastrami.

Exactly. I love mayo on pastrami.

You look like you're getting a gut on you.

Make yourself useful. Open up that last bottle of wine.

Come dance with me.

Mia's not gonna dance with you. Dance with me.

Come on, dance with him.

I'm a little out of practice.

Honey, I don't want to dance. Really.

All right, my Prince Charming.

Mind if I cut in?

Dad, I'm cutting in.

I'm going to dance with Warren now, okay?

Get the fuck off of her!

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

I just...

I just fell.

I saw you that night.

I saw him kiss you.

I didn't do anything.

I love you.

Thank you.

Elliot's gone.

I know. He left me a note.

I drove him to the train.

Thank you.

I wish you would act like my sister every once in a while.

I'm sorry.