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- Bugs bunny.
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I have an appointment
with dr. Weisberg.
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- Go ahead and take a seat.
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- Daffy?
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- Oh, hey, bugs.
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- What are you doing here?
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- Reading.
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My subscription ran out.
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- So you come to
a doctor's office?
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- No, I come to a doctor's
office waiting room.
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It's very pleasant.
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Fish tank, classical music.
Very nice.
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- Someone order
chinese food?
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- Right here.
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Captioning made possible by
warner bros. Animation
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[heart thumping]
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- You got any sodas in here?
- Shh.
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- Wow. This thing's like
a runaway freight train.
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What are you
so hopped up for?
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- I'm always telling him
he's too stressed.
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- I'm not stressed.
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- Here's what
we're gonna do.
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I want you to spend
the weekend relaxing.
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Lots of deep breathing.
No excitement.
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No stress.
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We'll check your heart
again on Monday.
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- It's weird. I feel fine.
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- Oh, hey, doc, I have
a quick question for you.
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Is there anything you can do
to stretch my stomach 10 times its size?
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- What are you, crazy?
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I'm gonna be in a hot dog
eating contest
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At the fair this weekend.
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- Oh, I forgot the fair
was this weekend.
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- Bup bup bup.
No fair for you.
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That's too much
excitement.
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But for me, I can't wait.
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I go every year.
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I like to win all that stuff
nobody needs.
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A kazoo, novelty glasses.
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Silly straw.
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Snap pops.
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[popping]
- aah!
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- Oh, sorry.
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[heart thumping]
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- So, what about my stomach?
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- You shouldn't enter
that contest.
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Binge eating
is extremely unhealthy.
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[ding]
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- Well, if I can't stretch
my stomach with surgery,
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I'm gonna have to do it
the old-fashioned way--
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By gorging myself.
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- You're not gonna listen
to your doctor?
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- He's not my doctor,
he's yours.
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Sure, I've gone to him
for the occasional cosmetic procedure,
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But even then, I had him
send you the bill.
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- Why do you want to win
a hot dog eating contest?
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- That is the dumbest question
I have ever heard in my life.
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How about a lifetime
supply of hot dogs,
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A custom-made satin jacket,
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And for one year,
the great honor
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Of being called
mr. Wiener.
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Does that answer
your question?
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- No.
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[elevator dings]
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- Here, let me drive you home.
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That way you can relax.
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- What about your car?
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- Oh, it got towed.
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I parked in
dr. Weisberg's spot.
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- The funny thing is,
I really don't feel stressed at all.
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[tires squeal]
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- What is the matter
with you?!
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That light was yellow!
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You go on yellow!
- Daffy.
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- My friend could have
a heart attack at any second!
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I'm trying to keep
things calm for him!
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- Back off!
- Oh, boy.
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- You want to fight?
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Oh, he wants to fight.
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[tires squeal]
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[horn honks]
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Stay calm, bugs,
I got this.
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Just do some of that
deep breathing.
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- [stammering]
where's bugs?
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- He said he needed
to lie down.
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He's such a frail reed,
that guy.
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- Hello.
What can I get you?
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- I'll have 62 hot dogs.
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- Say what?
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- That's one more than
last year's winner ate.
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Well, not this year.
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Soon you'll be calling me
mr. Wiener.
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- I already call you that.
And a lot worse.
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How about you, porky?
- Oh, I'm not eating.
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- Wow! That's one thing I
thought I'd never hear you say.
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- I'm too nervous.
My girlfriend's coming to town.
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- Ok, now that's two things
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I thought I'd
never hear you say.
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- Well, she's sort of
my girlfriend.
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We've only met once.
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But we talk on the phone
every day.
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And tomorrow she's
coming into town
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To go to the fair with me.
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[sighs]
she's wonderful.
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I get butterflies
in my stomach just thinking about her.
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- Uh, I know what I would
like in my stomach--
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62 hot dogs.
So arriba, arriba.
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- That's too much food, man.
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- I gotta stretch
my stomach.
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- Do you know how bad
that is for you?
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62 hot dogs.
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Eating that much
in one sitting could kill you.
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Coming right up.
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- Oh, petunia will be here
in 22 hours, 38 minutes,
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And 14 seconds.
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- You're gonna blow it.
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- Wh-what do you mean?
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- You're too eager.
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You're gonna
scare her off.
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You gotta relax, chill.
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Otherwise she's gonna
think you're desperate.
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Girls like a guy
who plays it cool.
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[cell phone rings]
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Watch this.
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Hey, tina, you're gonna
have to call me back.
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I'm in the middle
of something, ok?
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So maybe I'll see you
later, maybe I won't.
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So whatever.
Doesn't matter either way.
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- You better see me later.
We have a date tonight
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And you're picking me up
at 8:30. Got it?
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- Well, whatever you say,
my angel.
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I'll be counting
the seconds.
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I'm telling you, porky,
play it cool.
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Whoa! That's a lot
of hot dogs.
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How can someone
eat that many?
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- What's the most
you've ever eaten?
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- I don't know.
4, 4 1/2.
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Any more than that,
they start coming back up,
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If you know what I mean.
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- Unfortunately, we always
know what you mean.
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- Well, here goes nothing.
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[chewing noisily]
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[gulp]
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[slurping and grunting]
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[muttering and chewing]
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Ooh...[burps]
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How many was that?
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- 4.
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- [groans] 4. Well,
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Maybe I could do another half.
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[snarf, munch]
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[gulp] uhh.
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[retching]
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It's comin' back up!
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It's comin' back up!
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[music plays]
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[soothing music playing]
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[heart beating fast]
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- It's still beating
like crazy.
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What is the matter with me?
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[loud buzzing]
aah!
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What on earth
are you doing?!
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- I'm building a ramp.
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- For what?
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- I'm performing
a death-defying stunt
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At this weekend's fair.
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- Are you, uh, qualified
for that sort of thing?
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- Nope. But it don't matter.
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It's my legacy.
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It all started with
my great-granddaddy,
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Rocky mountain sam.
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He once jumped
a horse-drawed carriage
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Over 15 cows.
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Then there was old grand-dad,
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Death valley sam.
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He jumped a model t
over 15 model ls.
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- O...K.
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[clank]
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- Then there was my daddy,
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Grand canyon sam.
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Some say he was the greatest
daredevil of 'em all.
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He jumped a motorcycle
over 15 school buses.
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- You gonna jump a motorcycle
over a bunch of school buses?
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- No. I'm a-gonna jump
a school bus
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Over a bunch of motorcycles.
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- Eh...Good luck with that.
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- Will you help me? Please?
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I don't know how
to build a ramp.
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I ain't never done a stunt.
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I'm not a daredevil.
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- Then don't do it.
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- I gots to.
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Because I can't
go down in history
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As the only sam
who never jumped one thing
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Over a bunch
of other things.
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- I'd love to help you,
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But I'm under doctor's orders
to take it easy this weekend.
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- I'm not asking you
to do the stunt,
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I'm just asking you
to figure out how to do the stunt.
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- [sighs] so you want
to jump a school bus
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Over how many motorcycles?
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- Right. I think we're
gonna need a calculator.
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- A calculator?!
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I said a school bus!
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Whoa! Oof!
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[creaking, rumbling]
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Ohh!
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- [munching]
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[gulp] yes!
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5 hot dogs.
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And they're staying down.
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- They'd better.
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- Well, all I have to do now
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Is figure out how I'm going
to cram 57 more down my gullet.
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I gotta stretch this dude out.
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- I can't believe
you're doing all this for a stupid satin jacket
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And so people will call you
mr. Wiener.
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- Well, truth be told,
there's another reason.
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It's my legacy.
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It all started with
my great-grandfather dipsy duck.
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He ate 54 huckleberry pies
in a pie-eating contest
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And won a horse-drawn carriage.
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Then there was
my grandfather doofus duck.
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He ate 112 corncobs
in a corncob-eating contest
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And won a model t.
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And then there was
my father, dummy duck.
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He ate 14 buckets
of fried chicken
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In a fried
chicken-eating contest
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And won a school bus.
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He still drives it
to this day.
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Now do you understand
why I have to win?
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- Do any of the guys
in your family have normal names,
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Like david or doug?
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- I have a cousin
named dimwit duck.
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Look, tina, the point is,
I have to win
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So I don't go down
in history
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As the only duck
who didn't win a contest
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By gorging himself
on carnival food.
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And also I really want
that satin jacket.
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[sighs]
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[munching, chewing]
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[gulp]
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[retching]
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Bllucch!
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[drumroll, flourish]
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- What are we doin'
playin' with models?
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We oughta be building
the real thing.
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- I told you, I don't
want anything to do with the real thing.
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My heart is racing
just thinking about it.
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[heart racing]
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I need to relax.
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- Why do you need to relax?
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Your life ain't stressful.
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Near as I can tell,
you sit around
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In a big house all day
doing nothin'.
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[classical music playing]
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00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:46,177
- Ok. Your school bus weighs
approximately 14,000 pounds.
258
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,246
And this ramp is at
an angle of 22 degrees.
259
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:53,851
So, you need to be going
no less than 89 miles per hour,
260
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:56,887
But no more than
91 miles per hour when you hit the ramp
261
00:10:56,889 --> 00:11:01,125
So that you can travel
the 72 feet over the 15 motorcycles.
262
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:06,030
Now, you have to land
exactly on the front edge
263
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,031
Of the landing ramp,
264
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,800
Otherwise you lose
control and crash.
265
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,335
So, 89 miles per hour,
266
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,337
22-degree takeoff,
72 feet,
267
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,374
Land on the front edge
of the ramp. Got it?
268
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,276
- [snoring]
269
00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:21,212
- Yosemite!
270
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,513
- Huh? What?
271
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,414
Uh, sorry.
272
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,585
That classical music's
just so dang relaxing.
273
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,453
[airplane]
274
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:31,622
[cell phone rings]
275
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,325
- [muffled]
hey. I just wanted to remind you
276
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,961
To play it cool
with petunia.
277
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:37,928
- What?
278
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,797
- Oh, sorry.
I was eating.
279
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,199
I'm up to 7 hot dogs.
280
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:48,005
I just want to remind you
to play it cool with petunia.
281
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,673
- Oh. Right.
282
00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,375
- Porky, I am serious.
283
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,644
Serious like a heart attack.
284
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,813
Sorry, bugs.
285
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:56,881
You cannot blow this.
286
00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,418
Remember, you come from
a long line of pigs
287
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,154
Who have blown it.
Need I remind you
288
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,689
Of your great-grandfather
pudgy pig,
289
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:08,092
Your grandfather,
plumpy pig,
290
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,528
And your father,
plus-size pig.
291
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,496
- You know,
my dad's name is alan.
292
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,632
- The point is,
they all blew it.
293
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,734
You gotta break
the chain, porky.
294
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,668
Play it cool.
295
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,971
Unless you want to lose
petunia forever.
296
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:23,474
- Uh--she's here!
297
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,308
[beep]
298
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,509
- Good. I gotta go anyway.
299
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,044
That's tina
on the other line.
300
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:31,081
Oh, darling I hope
I didn't keep you waiting.
301
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:36,187
You're gonna blow it.
Play it cool.
302
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,023
- Oh! Porky,
it's so good to see you.
303
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:43,093
I'm so excited for our weekend!
304
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:46,330
- Ok, cool.
305
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:55,706
[music playing]
306
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:59,043
- [laughs] oh,
this is so much fun.
307
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:02,847
I haven't been to the fair
since I was a little girl.
308
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:06,984
Oh, look! Cotton candy!
[laughs]
309
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,619
Do you like cotton candy?
310
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,056
- Are you kidding?
I could eat c-cotton candy all day--
311
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,959
[stammering] uh, uh,
I mean...
312
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,596
Oh, I can either
take it or leave it.
313
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:23,400
- Hey! They have
a roller coaster!
314
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,270
- Should we go on?
315
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,571
- Are you crazy?!
316
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:31,041
I mean, I don't know.
Whatever.
317
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,910
- Is everything all right?
318
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,712
You seem strange.
319
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,448
- I'm cool.
320
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,851
[babbling]
321
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,721
- Say, uh, speedy,
give me all your churros.
322
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,722
- Are you crazy?
323
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,890
- I gotta stretch my stomach.
324
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,726
But the idea of eating
another hot dog makes me sick.
325
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,694
And in two hours
I gotta eat 62 of them.
326
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:53,030
- There's no way
you're gonna win, man.
327
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:56,400
Have you seen
last year's winner?
328
00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:01,005
- Whew. He looks like
he could eat 62 of you.
329
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:01,872
- [shudders]
330
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,875
Hey, look!
There's a fortuneteller!
331
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,043
[soothing music playing]
332
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:10,781
- Continue to breathe
deep, relaxing breaths.
333
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,450
[telephone rings]
334
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:16,153
- What angle's the ramp
supposed to be at?
335
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:16,887
- What?
336
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,522
- What angle should
the ramp be at?
337
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,357
And how fast
am I supposed to go?
338
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,260
And what part of the ramp
am I supposed to land on?
339
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,562
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
340
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,997
Sam, slow down.
What--what's wrong?
341
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,933
- I'm panicking!
I'm spiraling!
342
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,135
I got so used to
that teeny model,
343
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,903
Now it all looks
so big and scary!
344
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,705
[panting] you gotta
come help me.
345
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,575
I need you here.
My heart's a-racin'!
346
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,643
- That's exactly why
I can't come.
347
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,378
You shouldn't be there either.
348
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,280
- Bugs, please, I'm beggin' you!
349
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,449
I need the emotional support!
350
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,451
You're my best friend!
351
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,586
- What?
- Nothin'.
352
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,489
I didn't say nothin'.
Just come done here.
353
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,224
- Fine.
354
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,960
Dr. Weisberg's gonna kill me,
355
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,663
If my heart doesn't first.
356
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:00,397
[ring]
357
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,232
Hi. Please leave a message.
[beep]
358
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,535
- Bugs, it's dr. Weisberg.
359
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,337
Look, look, look,
I'm on the internet
360
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:10,240
And I think I might
have misdiagnosed your condition.
361
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:14,478
Turns out your heart
is beating fast because...
362
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,713
You're a rabbit!
363
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,348
That's where they get
the expression,
364
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,583
"my heart's beating
like a rabbit," huh?
365
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,919
Anyway, there's nothing
wrong with your heart.
366
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,288
You're fine.
You're in perfect health.
367
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,725
So go have some fun.
Enjoy your life.
368
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,760
Live a little!
369
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,929
Ok, enough work
for a Saturday.
370
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,132
I'm going to the fair.
371
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,838
- [accent] in my crystal ball
I can see the past,
372
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,607
The present,
and the future.
373
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,809
- Lola, you're not
a fortuneteller.
374
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,413
- Uh, my name is
madame zoldor. So...
375
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,315
- What do you see,
madame zoldor?
376
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,084
Will I win the hot dog
eating contest?
377
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,086
- Let me see.
378
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:59,423
It's murky.
379
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,092
Aha! I see hot dogs!
380
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,128
So many hot dogs.
381
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,997
- Really? At a hot dog
eating contest?
382
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,532
- [gasp] I see you!
383
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,266
- [gasp]
384
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,768
- You're eating hot dogs.
385
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,870
So many hot dogs.
386
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,005
- More than 5?
Do I win?
387
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,207
- Yes, you win!
You are the winner!
388
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:21,945
- I knew it!
Thank you, madame zoldor!
389
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,515
- Does the lady want
her palm read?
390
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,483
[drops accent]
or maybe a manicure?
391
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:30,054
I'm actually a little
better at those.
392
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:34,591
- Ohh. I think ferris wheels
are kind of romantic.
393
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,859
Don't you?
394
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:36,560
- [sighs]
395
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:40,197
[stammering]
they're all right.
396
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:44,601
- Porky, you just seem
so different from when we met.
397
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:48,238
- Well, I don't know
what to tell you, petunia.
398
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,240
This is me.
This is who I am.
399
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:54,978
I'm relaxed
and I'm cool and I'm chill.
400
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,047
[clanking]
401
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,551
Aah! Wh-what's happening?!
402
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,786
- We must be stuck.
403
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:03,687
- W-w-we what?!
404
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,823
We're hundreds of feet
off the ground!
405
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,224
Help! Somebody help us!
406
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:12,129
Aah! Aah! I always knew
I'd d-d-die this way!
407
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,499
[teeth chattering,
knees knocking]
408
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,472
- I think madame zoldor
might be crazy.
409
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:26,510
There's no way my stomach's
big enough to eat all these.
410
00:17:34,986 --> 00:17:38,255
- Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the 35th annual
411
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:40,824
Mr. Wiener hot dog
eating contest.
412
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,860
[cheering and applause]
413
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,263
- Uh...That
satin jacket is mine.
414
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,098
- On your mark...
415
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,501
Get set...
416
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,168
Go!
417
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,304
[music playing]
418
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,941
- Hey, why isn't it fixed?
What's taking so long?
419
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,544
When are they
gonna fix it?!
420
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,146
- Porky, calm down.
421
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,180
It's gonna be ok.
422
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,582
- Mm. Uh, petunia, um,
423
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,285
There's something
I have to tell you.
424
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,654
Ever since I picked you up
at the airport,
425
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,690
I've been trying
to play it cool.
426
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:14,358
- Why?
427
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,993
- Because I was afraid
if you saw
428
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,594
How excited
I was to see you,
429
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,530
You'd think I was d-desperate.
430
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:23,300
But the truth is,
I am excited to see you.
431
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,570
Also, you should know
that I love cotton candy,
432
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:32,176
And--and I think you're
the greatest girl I've ever met.
433
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,045
I g-guess I blew it, huh?
434
00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:39,616
- Good luck.
If you need me,
435
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,252
I'll be over there,
not watching.
436
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,720
- Ladies and gentlemen,
437
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,756
Direct your attention
to the infield
438
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,959
Where local daredevil
yosemite sam
439
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,829
Will attempt to jump
a school bus
440
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,298
Over 15 motorcycles.
441
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,934
[engine revving]
442
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,671
- [grunting]
443
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,640
I can't reach the pedals!
444
00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:05,876
You gotta do the stunt with me.
445
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,811
You gotta be my feet.
446
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,012
- [exhales]
447
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,582
Are you crazy?
448
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,250
- No. I'm a sam.
449
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,985
And if I don't do this,
450
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,186
I'll be the first sam
451
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,556
Who ain't never
accomplished nothin'.
452
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,491
[sobbing]
453
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,193
[bang]
454
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,328
- Move over.
455
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,295
- Oh, thank you!
456
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,664
I knew you was
my best friend!
457
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,299
I mean neighbor.
458
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:31,268
[music playing]
459
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:32,603
- [gulp]
460
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,306
[chewing and munching]
461
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:37,341
[gulp]
462
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,076
- We have a winner!
463
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,477
Daffy duck!
464
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,079
- [gasp]
465
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,282
- [cheering]
466
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:49,820
- Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo!
467
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:57,561
- I told him not to enter
that hot dog eating contest.
468
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,862
I told him.
469
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,364
- [cheering]
470
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,933
- Well, this is it.
471
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,168
[classical music playing]
472
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,336
- It'll help me relax.
473
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,238
Don't fall asleep
at the wheel.
474
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,609
- You're listening
to classical 103.1.
475
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,012
[classical music continues]
476
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,980
- [cheering]
477
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:46,209
[brakes squeal]
478
00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:50,948
- [cheering]
479
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,350
- [grunting]
480
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,852
I'm alive!
I can't believe it!
481
00:20:55,854 --> 00:21:01,959
- Uhh! I can't believe
they don't have seatbelts on school buses.
482
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,327
[crash] ohh!
483
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,796
- Oh, it's so romantic
up here.
484
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:11,802
I hope they don't ever
fix this ferris wheel.
485
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,640
[stammering] d-d-daffy?
486
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,309
- That's mr. Wiener!
487
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,979
[music playing]
488
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,147
[pop]
489
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,620
- So go have some fun.
Enjoy your life.
490
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,688
Live a little!
[beep]
491
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:36,626
- I think a death-defying
stunt qualifies.
492
00:21:37,762 --> 00:21:38,795
- Unbelievable!
493
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,231
They're stripping me
of my title
494
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,632
Because they said I cheated.
495
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,469
I'm not allowed to call
myself mr. Wiener!
496
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,637
- I'll call you mr. Wiener.
497
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,505
- Thanks.
498
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,574
That's why you're
my best friend.
499
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:53,977
- Don't tell yosemite that.
500
00:22:12,363 --> 00:22:16,466
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501
00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:23,273
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502
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:28,311
- Look what I won at the fair.
503
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:31,548
Now I can drink out of my hat.
504
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,984
[slurping]
505
00:22:34,034 --> 00:22:38,584
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