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Hey, Mr. Duck, you want to play?

What are you doing out of school?

- It's spring break! - Spring break?

We get a week off from school.

You're never in school. How do you learn anything?

You get a week off at Christmas, three months off for the summer,

and now you're on spring break?

Huh. No wonder Canada's killing us these days.

So...do you want to play?

No, I do not want to play. I'm a grown up.

Grown ups do not play.

Hmmph!

[Imitating gun noises]

Hey, Bugs. You want to play?

[crickets chirping]

You want to go to Acapulco?

- What? - Acapulco!

A week of fun in the sun on the Mexican Riviera!

- What are you talking about? - Spring break.

Spring break is for students.

What, students are the only ones who need to cut loose

and let it all hang out?

I have a very stressful life.

I need spring break.

Forget it, I'll find someone else to go with me.

Someone fun. Someone who knows how to party.

I'm tellin' ya, you're going to end up in a Mexican jail.

Thanks, grandpa. I'll send you a postcard.

[Doorbell rings]

Good evening.

Ehh...

Why are you so dressed up?

Duh, it's movie night.

Yeah. Hang out and watch a movie.

Oh! I thought we were going to be in a movie.

Oh, I wish I knew that before I memorized all these lines.

Just take a week off from work.

Tina, you need spring break more than anyone.

It is not just for students!

[Beep]

Bugs, Speedy, Yosemite, Granny,

Foghorn, Taz, Tina...

That's everyone. I don't have any other friends.

[Cell phone ringing and vibrating]

Hey, Porky.

[Stuttering] What you doin'?

Trying to find someone to go on spring break with me.

Ooh, I'll go.

Oh, you know who I didn't try?

That guy who works at the post office.

I got to go.

What's the name of this movie again?

[Sighs] "The Black Widow."

Ok, is that guy a good guy or a bad guy?

Lola, the movie's barely started

and you've already asked a hundred questions.

All right, here's what we're going to do--

you get three more questions, that's it.

Oh, there's a subject? I thought you were just wasting my time.

- Who's the Black Widow? - She is.

Why is she called the Black Widow?

You're using up your questions awful fast.

Look, she's a jewel thief

and she always leaves behind a calling card with a spider on it.

So they call her the Black Widow.

- Then who is-- - This is your last question.

- I have to know! - Fine.

- Who is the Black Widow? - You already asked that!

- It's her. - Oh! No, it's not.

It's that guy. The detective!

- What? - He's in love with her,

so he pretends to be the Black Widow to protect her,

and in the end, he goes to jail for her.

How do you know all this?

Uh, "The Black Widow" is my favorite movie.

I've seen it a hundred times. I've memorized all the dialogue.

"Ma'am, I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you some questions."

"What are you afraid of? I won't bite."

"What do you know about the break-in at the museum?"

"What are you implying, detective?"

No, I don't think it's weird to invite

my plumber on spring break.

Well, then, you can forget about ever fixing my toilet again.

And I put a lot of weird stuff down there.

Well, that's it. I don't know anyone else.

[Cell phone ringing and vibrating]

What is it, Porky?

Just seeing if you found anyone

to go with you on spring break.

Why, do you know someone?

Um, me!

Huh. Yeah, ok.

Ha ha! Yay!

Unless the guy at the Chinese restaurant

calls me back. Then you're out.

[Beep]

You remember to bring your swimsuit?

Yep.

'Cause we're going to do a lot of hanging out

by the pool.

You got sunscreen? You look like you burn easy.

Oh-oh, baby, this is going to be big.

This spring break is going to be epic!

We're going for it, Porky.

We're not holding back. We're not going to bed early

or sitting this one out or counting calories.

We are going hog wild!

No offense.

- [Gasps] - What?

I think I left the iron on. At home!

I think I left it on.

It could start a fire!

Porky, please. You didn't leave the iron on.

That's the stress talking.

That's exactly why we're going down to Mexico--

to let it all go.

Ladies and gentlemen, we may experience a little turbulence ahead,

so I've turned on the fasten seatbelt sign.

Aren't you going to buckle your seatbelt?

I'm on spring break, man.

I don't have to play by the rules.

Whoa!

[Groaning]

[Clang] Ow.

Daffy!

Oh, wait, he's gone. He's gone all week!

That's seven glorious days

without a crazy person in my life.

[Tires squealing]

Bugs! I need your help!

It's like it just disappeared!

I mean, I had it on when I left here

and then when I got home, it was gone!

What are you talking about?

My mom's diamond bracelet.

The one I was wearing last night, it's gone!

Oh, I don't know what I'm going to do!

- Have you looked everywhere? - Yes, everywhere!

Well, I'm afraid you're going to have

to tell your mom you lost it.

I can't! I borrowed it without asking.

Oh, boy. Well, then I hate to say it,

but, uh, I think you're going to have to face the music.

[Sighs] You're right.

[Mariachi music playing]

Ahh, Mexico,

the Pearl of the Orient.

[Gasps] I just thought of something.

I think I left the oven on.

What are you talking about?

This morning before I left, I made biscuits

and I think I forgot to turn off the oven.

It could start a fire!

First of all, who makes biscuits

before they leave town for a week?

And second of all, stop worrying.

We're on spring break.

Let's just get on the bus and forget all our troubles.

[Mariachi music playing]

Acapulco, here we come!

[Yawns]

Oh, that was such a good night's sleep.

It's a shame spring break's only a week.

I could really get used to the peace and quiet.

[Tires squealing]

Bugs! I need your help.

It's gone!

Snatched from my own home.

I feel so violated, so exposed.

What are you talking about?

Patricia's diamond bracelet. It's been stolen!

It wasn't stolen.

I mean, uh, what makes you think it was stolen?

Because the thief left this behind.

The Black Widow.

- You have to help me. - Me?!

Well, I can't call the police!

They'd alert Patricia, and I can't have her know it's missing.

It would break her heart.

Do you have any ideas to how we could catch

the Black Widow?

Uh...

I think I might.

You said you were going to face the music.

I did. I have been listening to this for like six hours.

What, am I facing the wrong way?

[Music stops]

Really? The Black Widow?

I panicked! I needed to buy some time

while I look for the bracelet.

[Sighs] Ok.

We have to retrace your steps from that night.

Now where did you go after you left my house?

I told you, I went straight home.

No, wait! I didn't go straight home.

I stopped for frozen yogurt!

Great. You probably lost it at the frozen yogurt place.

Well, not necessarily. Because while I was eating the frozen yogurt,

I got a massive brain freeze,

so I drove myself to the hospital.

[Tires squealing, horns honking]

Hmm. Then maybe it's at the hospital.

No, I never made it to the hospital. I got lost.

Turns out you can't drive somewhere with your eyes shut.

When I opened my eyes, I was parked in front

of a 24 hour spray tanning salon,

so I went in and got the mega bronzer total body special!

So it could be at the tanning salon.

Well, unless it's at the shooting range.

I was on such a sugar rush from the fro-yo

that I thought I have to shoot something.

So I shot a round of skeet at Randy's all night gun club.

Did you ever go home?

Yes!

Right after I went night swimming.

Night swimming?

Oh, it was freezing cold and terrifying.

I probably will never do it again.

So it could be at the bottom of a lake.

Or the other places I mentioned.

But yes, the bottom of the lake is a distinct possibility.

We've been on this bus for nine hours.

When are we going to be in Acapulco?

[Bus stops] You see, we're here.

Porky, you got to chill out.

Maybe trust me for once in your life.

[Bird coughs]

[Donkey braying]

Where's the beach?

I'll ask this guy.

Excuse me, can you tell me where the beach is?

The beach?

- Acapulco. - Acapulco?

This isn't Acapulco. This is Tacapulco.

[Bus honks musical horn]

Wait!

Wait!

Don't--don't worry.

The bus will be back.

In a week.

[No audio]

Did you find it?

[Sighs] No.

And thanks for helping.

Well, I'm not going to ruin another spray tan.

We've looked everywhere. The bracelet's gone.

You got to come clean.

You're right.

The Hillhurst diamond has been stolen.

Left in its place, a calling card from the thief,

who goes by the name "The Black Widow."

Police are investigating while security at the museum

has been tightened in case the black widow attempts to strike again.

Why did you steal the Hillhurst diamond?

I thought you were going to come clean!

I did. I took like a two hour shower.

I mean, my spray tan's completely gone.

Bugs, the Black Widow wouldn't just steal a bracelet.

The Black Widow is insatiable.

She couldn't resist a famous diamond on display

at the local museum.

Sure, she knows she'll be caught in the end,

but the Black Widow can't resist the thrill.

She wants to be stopped,

but who can stop the Black Widow?

There is no Black Widow! It's a movie!

- Ohh. Right. - You got to put it back.

How? Now that there's been a break in,

security will be too tight.

I'll never be able to do it alone.

You need to help me, detective.

You need to stop watching that movie.

- Oh, dear. - What?

I think I left my curling iron on.

Curling iron?

You don't have any hair.

It's for my tail.

Sometimes I forget to turn it off.

And it says very clearly on the side,

"Do not leave unattended."

It's unattended! It could start a fire!

You are bumming me out, Porky!

Now listen, we may be in the middle of nowhere,

but I am determined to make this spring break epic.

We got to do something crazy, man.

All right, let me think, let me think here.

I got it!

What if we attach a million balloons to that donkey?

And just watch him fly away.

Where would we get a million balloons?

Ok, good point. I got it!

Maybe we roll him around in maple syrup

and stick a bunch of newspapers to him.

Where are we going to get the syrup?

Or the newspapers?

You know, it's real easy to be the guy

who points out the problem.

I need the guy who points out the solution.

Ahh, I can't think.

It's too hot.

That's it.

I don't know if this is such a good idea.

Porky, streaking is one of the ultimate spring break pranks.

So we're really doing this?

Oh, we are doing this.

On the count of three...

1, 2, 3!

Whoo-hoo!

We're on spring break! We're crazy!

Whoo!

[Both laughing]

Yeah! Yeah! We're crazy!

Look at us! Check it out!

Whoo!

[Whooping]

What is a matter with you people?!

Don't you get it?

We're streaking!

We are completely naked!

[All gasping]

[Cell doors slam] Jail?!

For streaking? It's spring break!

It's what you do.

Maybe we should have done something to that donkey.

The Rothwell Gallery is here, just off the museum lobby.

Now, because of the increased security,

we won't be able to enter through the air ducts

like I did when I took the diamond.

Instead, we'll have to make an aerial assault.

Once we land on the roof, we use a glass cutter

to carefully remove a section of the sky light

directly over the Rothwell Gallery.

At 11:00, the guard begins his rounds.

At 11:03, he makes his way to the Egyptian wing.

And that's when we'll lower ourselves towards the gallery floor.

Once we're there, I'll place the Hillhurst diamond

back on her pedestal, while you remove

the surveillance tape from the security office.

Then we'll climb back up the rope, and we're home free.

- Lola. - What?!

What is this on your ankle?

[Gasps] My mom's diamond bracelet!

Now I remember. Before I went to bed that night,

I wanted to see what it would look like as an anklet.

I didn't lose it. I was wearing it the whole time.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Porky, it's fine. We'll get out.

No, it's not that.

- I think I left my curtains open. - So what?

Well, on my desk is an antique magnifying glass.

If the sun's rays were to pass through the magnifying glass just so,

the papers on my desk could ignite,

starting a fire that could burn down my entire house!

Man, I wish that guy from the Chinese restaurant

had called me back.

[Man cackling]

You're going to rot in this jail

for the rest of your miserable lives!

But first...

You get one phone call.

Take it. It's heavy!

[Cell phone rings]

[Ring]

[Ring]

[Line ringing] Typical Bugs.

- Probably has his ringer off. - Bugs!

[Grunting] [Cell phone rings]

[Ring]

Whoa!

How you doin'?

Can I try someone else?

Sure. Why not?

[Wheezing]

[Speaking Spanish]

Who is calling so late?

Speedy, it's Daffy. You're never going to believe this.

You're in a Mexican jail.

How'd you know?

[Sighs] Where in Mexico are you?

Tacapulco. It's in the middle of nowhere.

You've probably never heard of it, but let me tell you something, it's--

- I used to live here. Where's the sheriff?

Speedy Gonzales.

Slowpoke Rodriguez.

- Cousin! - Cousin!

It's so good to see you!

How have you been? How's Lucinda and the babies?

They're not babies anymore.

Oscar is seven

and Pepito is four.

Ay, ay, ay! It's been too long.

Ahem.

So, uh, does this mean we're free to go?

You're not going anywhere...

until we have a fiesta!

[Mariachi music playing]

He's not just the fastest mouse in all of Mexico,

he's also a successful restaurateur!

Tell them.

Ay, no, it's not that big a deal.

It's just a pizza place.

Ohh!

[Giggles]

Psst, Porky.

This is going to be epic!

[Laughs]

Ohh!

Call Dr. Weisberg!

Bugs Bunny?

You're free to go.

See you guys later.

Well, probably not.

Bun bun!

So, you finally let the cat out of the bag.

Oh, right! Thank you.

Yahhh!

Lola confessed everything.

She told you she's the Black Widow?

[Whistles]

What? Ha ha! No!

She said you took the bracelet to have one made just like it

to give to Lola as a surprise so that she and her mother

could have matching bracelets.

And that you took the Hillhurst diamond

to throw us off your trail

and buy yourself more time, but then you returned it

because it was the right thing to do. [Laughs]

I would have done the exact same thing.

You know what, Daffy?

I'm really glad you asked me to go with you on spring break.

Ahh. I did need to cut loose.

[Laughs] I can't believe

I was worried about an open curtain.

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