All language subtitles for The Looney Tunes Show s02e14 Spread Those Wings and Fly

[door opens]

[whistle blowing on TV]

- Unh.
- What's up, doc?

- I need to borrow
your TV.

Beg your pardon?

- I got a date
with a cute little filly,

And she's coming over
for movie night.

- What's wrong
with your TV?

- It's a 1952
black and white set.

Ain't got no surround sound.

Ain't got
no high definition.

I'm trying to impress her.

- Sam, I'm not gonna
help you lie to some girl

So you can trick her
into dating you.

Fine.

Ooh, what about
your Nobel Prize?

That'd seal the deal.

No.

What kind of weirdo

would pretend to have
won the Nobel Prize?

[camera clicks]

[click]

- Pretty good
status update, huh?

[laughing]
oh, yeah.

I'm gonna get a lot
of "likes" on this one.

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The Looney Tunes, Season 2, Episode 14
"Spread Your Wings and Fly"

- I can't believe it.
Zero "likes."

[clicking and beeping]

Ooh, one comment.

[click]

"Isn't that
Bugs' Nobel Prize?"

Consider yourself
de-amigo'd,

Speedy Gonzales.

Eh, we're here.

Where?

- Th-the seminar. You
said you'd go with me.

Wieb Lunk, renowned
motivational speaker.

His first book,
"Walking Through Fire,"

Kept me going when
I lost my accounting job.

It's what motivated me
to take up catering.

- You're saying you need
someone else to motivate you?

Ha! That is so weak.

[car door opens and closes]

We parked so far away.

I don't think I can make it
to the entrance.

[sighs]

Of course you can.

You really think so?

I believe in you.

All right.

But just keep motivating me.

- You can do it.
You can do it.

Ohh. Ahh.

Almost there.

Ahh.

- Are you ready
to change your life?

- Let's get one thing
straight, bub.

I'm only here
for free coffee.

This hokum only works on
weak-minded suckers like you.

Whoa!

That was amazing!

I'm a changed man.

I can't believe it took
so long to see the light.

- I'm excited to read
his new book,

"Spread Those Wings and Fly."

I can't wait to fly.

I mean, I've always been
a little afraid of it,

But like Wieb says,
"it's now or never."

I'm gonna sign up today.

Uh, for what?

Flying lessons.

Uh, Daffy.

[stammering] I think you're
taking the title of the book

Too literally.

- What are you
talking about?

He must have said
the word "fly"

About 100 times
in there.

"Fly" means "fly,"

Which is exactly what
I'm going to do.

You mean like...

- Porky, I've told you
I'm not that kind of duck.

I'm going to get
my pilot's license.

I've already got
a driver's license

And a cosmetology license.

That's 2
of the big 5 licenses.

The big 5 licenses?

- Driver's license,
cosmetology license,

Pilot's license,
fishing license,

And license to kill.

I can't wait
to get that one.

Now, get out of my way.

I never want
to see you again.

Uh, what?

- Well, at least
for a while.

Wieb said to get rid
of any friends or family

Who don't support you.

Those people are toxic,
like mold.

You're mold, Porky.

You've been here
this whole time,

Slowly killing me.

I do support you.

I just think "Spread
Those Wings and Fly"

Is a metaphor.

Really? For what?

- Finding the courage
to pursue your dreams,

Listening to
your inner voice,

Having the confidence
to try something new,

Take risks,

Live boldly.

You are so dumb.

Dumb and toxic.

Flying lessons?

- It's in my genes,
my blood.

I'm meant to fly.

I'm a duck.

Birds are angels on earth.

You don't understand
because you're a rabbit,

A rodent, vermin.

You're a garbage eater.

[whirring]

What is that?

- Lunk formula. It's a
mixture of synthetic carbs

And branch chain
amino acids.

Wieb says it increases
brain function.

[gulping]

- Might want to put
another scoop in there.

- I already cut Porky
out of my life.

I can do the Same to you.

I don't want to.

I mean, you're the one

With the house
and all the cool stuff.

But I will.

[click]
- DVD 4.

" how high can you fly?"

Very high.

- Right now,
I want you to tell me

If you're satisfied
with your life.

No.

- Are you satisfied
with your career?

No.

- Satisfied in
your relationships?

No. All no.

- Then I want you
to stand up

And say it with me.

- I'm gonna spread
my wings and fly.

- I'm gonna spread my wings and what?
- Fly.

- What?
- Fly.

- I--I can't hear you.
- Fly.

- What?
- Fly.

- What?
- Fly.

- Do you really need to be
doing this right now?

- Good point.
I should get to bed.

Listen to my
nighttime nuggets.

- Your what?
- Nighttime nuggets.

They're little
inspirational bullet points

That subliminally sink in
while I sleep.

If you want to watch
the DVDs, go ahead.

They'll change your life.

- No thanks.
- Suit yourself.

But you'll never soar,
my ground-bound friend.

You'll never be a Lunkhead.

- I don't want to be
a Lunkhead.

- Who wouldn't want to be
a Lunkhead?

[crickets chirping]

Wow. I feel so rested,

So invigorated.

Looks like
a beautiful day to fly.

What are you wearing?

- Dress for the job
you want,

Not the job you have.

You don't have a job.

- That's why
I'm usually nude.

- Why is
the front door open?

I don't know.

- I think someone
broke into the house.

- Is anything missing?
- I don't think so.

[gasps] my Nobel Prize!

Unbelievable.

What?

- That hillbilly leprechaun
stole my Nobel Prize.

- You know
a hillbilly leprechaun?

[yelling] Yosemite.

- Yosemite knows
a hillbilly leprechaun?

[knocking]

- Give it back.
- Give what back?

My Nobel Prize.

- Uh, I don't got
your Nobel Prize.

Sure you don't.

- Why do you think
I took it?

'cause I came there yesterday
and said I wanted it?

And you said, "no,"
and I left angrily?

Or 'cause of my
vast criminal record,

Which includes
breaking and entering?

Yep, either of those.

- Well, I didn't steal
your stupid prize.

Now, get off'n
my property

Before I call the cops
on you for trespassing.

Which is also
on my criminal record.

- Ok. Mm-hmm.
Thank you very much.

I really appreciate it.

[hangs up cell phone]

They're sending me
a replacement Nobel Prize.

- I don't know why you
want it back so bad.

As Wieb says,

"clinging to past success
guarantees future failure."

- Is that
a nighttime nugget?

- No, it's
a daytime doodler.

Very different.

- How was your first day
of flying?

- I didn't even get
in the plane.

I failed the physical.

They said I had too many branch
chain amino acids in my bloodstream.

I have to take it again
tomorrow morning.

I'm going to bed.

- Be sure and lock
your bedroom window.

[crickets chirping]

You're not getting my TV.

- You know, paranoia is
the opposite of power.

No, it's not.

All I'm saying is,

You need to activate
your trust magnets.

Just watch the DVDs.

My TV!

Oh, that is it.

[knocking]

Oh, good. The cops.

Someone broke
into my house last night

And stole
my cowboy boots.

- What are you
talking about?

Where's my TV?

- Oh, now, you're saying
I stole your TV?

You know you did.

Oh, I get it.

You stole my cowboy boots.

What?

- You stole from me 'cause
you think I stole from you.

Arrest him, officers.

He stole my boots.

Tit for tat.

Well, I never titted, so you
shouldn't have tatted.

Arrest him, I tells ya!

[static]
Dispatch, it's just a neighborhood dispute

Between a rabbit
and a, uh...

Sort of like
a hillbilly leprechaun.

Over.

[opening car door
and starting engine]

- I'm gonna keep
my eye on you.

- I'm a-gonna keep
my eye on you.

- Good, because I'm
gonna keep my eye on you.

Not good.

'cause while
your eye's on me,

My eyes are gonna be
on you.

Well, great.

Because while your eyes
are on me,

And my eyes are on you,

There's no way with both of
our eyes on each other's eyes

That you can steal
any more of my stuff.

- Wait. What?
- Just stay out of my house.

All right, Daffy.

You're clear
for final approach.

Check.

- Why'd you just open
the cargo doors?

- Oh, is that
what that does?

- Your nose is
too far down.

Bring it up.

The nose of the plane.

Oh, right.

- You're too far east.
Come west 5 degrees.

Which way is west?

Your left.

Your other left.

You're coming in too fast.
Reduce your air speed.

What's my air speed?

- It's on your
air speed indicator.

Can you be more specific?

- You're headed
for the trees.

Pull up. Pull up.

[crash]

- Well, I think
that went pretty well.

What do you say
we do it for real?

- You've had 19 crashes
in a row.

Simulated crashes.

- Look, I'm gonna be
straight with you.

I don't think
you're meant to fly.

I guess sometimes,

When you spread your wings,

They get broken.

Wait a second.

Wieb says,
"the only thing separating

"'I can't' from 'I can'
is a 't.'"

And that little thing
before the "t"

That looks like a comma,
but it's up instead of down.

I can fly.

I don't need a teacher.

I don't need a license.

I've got it all in here.

Nope, not that one.

Unh! Oops.

What's this guy do?

Hey! Hey! Aah!

[crash]

- Not bad for my
first flight, huh?

[crickets chirping]

- I don't know why
you're watching me.

You're the thief.

- You brought this
on yourself.

You got trust issues.

- Oh, I've got
trust issues, all right.

Yeah. I trust you about
as far as I can throw you.

Well, actually, I bet I
could throw you pretty far.

So, let's just say I don't
trust you and leave it at that.

[grunting]

[glass cracking]

The success pentagram.

5 points of the pentagram

Are visualization,

Strategization,

Realization,

Execution, and diet.

- What are you doing
in here?

- The TV in the living room
was stolen

And I need to watch
my DVDs.

- Well, you don't need to be
under the covers.

- Wieb says information
retention increases

The more comfortable
you are.

And right now, I need to
retain as much as possible.

- Does anyone here
know anything

About branch chain
amino acids?

- I was expelled
from flight school.

- Daffy, when are you
going to give up

On all this nonsense?

Never.

Just like the title
of this DVD,

"winners never quit
and quitters always quit."

I am not giving up
on my dream.

One way or another,
I will fly.

- Congratulations,
flight attendants.

You know there are
male flight attendants?

- I like the height
that the heels give me.

Please, pay close attention

To the following important
safety information.

To fasten your seatbelt,

Place the flat metal end
into the buckle

And tighten by pulling
on the strap.

Your seatbelt
should be fastened

Low and tight
across your hips.

Unh!

[baby crying]

[kiss]

[sizzling]

[whack]

[laughing]

[ding]
- welcome to New Orleans,

Where it's
a cool 65 degrees.

We know you have
a choice when flying,

And so, on behalf
of our flight crew,

We'd like to thank you
for flying with us today,

And hope to see you again
on your next journey.

Oops. Don't forget
your coat.

Hope you got a good rest.

Ok, ladies. We're
in New Orleans.

What do we do first?

- What are you
talking about?

What do you mean?

Bourbon Street, girl.

Let's ditch these heels
and have some fun.

- Daffy, we have to fly
back to California.

We have 20 minutes
to clean and prep the cabin

For takeoff.

- But it took 6 hours
to get here.

It'll take another 6
to get back.

That's the whole day.

- That's the life
of a flight attendant.

[keys clicking]

[door opens and closes]
- where have you been?

New Orleans.

Are you wearing a skirt?

- Yeah, but it's the heels
that'll kill you.

I'm going to bed.

We're supposed to fly
to Boston in the morning.

Well, Phoenix,
then Boston.

This girdle
doesn't help, either.

[wriggling]

[banging]

Yosemite.

He took my laptop?

Yosemite.

- What were you doing
in my house?

I wasn't in your house,

But you were in mine.

What? No, I wasn't.

I was sound asleep
when I heard a noise

And saw my record player
was stolen.

I went outside
to see what's what,

And I see you
sneakin' around.

This is ridiculous.

Just give me my stuff back.

- I told you
I ain't got your stuff.

Now, stay
out of my house, rabbit.

Oh, this means war.

[glass breaking]

[snoring]

[snoring]

[snoring]

- You deserve to have
everything you've ever wanted.

Just get up right now
and go take it.

It's yours. It's all yours.

All you have to do
is take it.

Take what you want.
Take it! It's yours.

Grr!

[snoring]

Aah! Ohh! Ooh!

Boy, you wouldn't believe
the dream I had last night.

You were trying to kill me.

Well, I'm off to Phoenix.

[luggage wheels rolling]

- No, you're off
to our neighbors

To return their stuff
you stole.

[blink blink]

- Huh. That's
another dream I had.

It wasn't a dream.

Those nighttime nuggets

Helped you spread your
wings and fly, all right.

Right into people's houses.

- Wow. The Lunk mess is
more powerful than I thought.

[doorbell rings]

- Ecch. My replacement
Nobel Prize.

- Huh. Now you've got
2 of 'em.

Here you go.

- Told you
I wasn't the thief.

I owe you an apology.

What's this?

[gasps]
aww, you shouldn't have.

- Sorry that it has
my name on it.

- Nah, I got
an electric sander

That'll take that
right off.

What are we
doing here again?

I don't know.

Porky's invitation
said it was a surprise.

Did I miss it?

- I thought you
were going to Boston?

Nah...
I've quit being a flight attendant.

I mean, I wanna fly,

but it's a lot of work.

What?

I like the heights.

Uh... hello, everyone.

Thank you all for coming.

I've recently attended
a self-help seminar.

which taught me, uh..., the importance of,
uh..., stepping outside of my comfort zone

and, uh..., trying new things.

It was about flying!
It's so sad.

It's like he's incapable of getting it.

So, tonight, uh..., I'm gonna do something
I've always wanted to do,

but I've been, uh..., too scared to try.

He is definitely not a Lunkhead.

Uh-hoo!

Now, THIS is the kind of flying
I was ment to do.

I wish I've discovered this sooner.
What a thrill!

Careful! You're going too high!

Porky, you got to try it.

This is what Wieb was talking about!

Not that sad *** you were doing!

Porky!
Hold the ***!

Your airspeed is too low.

Hold that ***!

And push on the stick!
Push on that stick!

Hm... Hm... Hm...

When pigs fly...

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