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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,208 --> 00:00:06,583 [tires squealing] 2 00:00:14,042 --> 00:00:16,250 In here! 3 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:19,833 What's the emergency? 4 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:21,458 Can you open this for me? 5 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:26,208 You called 9-1-1 because you couldn't open a can of tuna? 6 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,625 No. First I called Bugs. 7 00:00:28,667 --> 00:00:30,708 Then I called my girlfriend, 8 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,458 And then I called Porky. 9 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:37,125 Then I called 9-1-1. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Sync and corrected by www.addic7ed.com 11 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:55,000 The Looney Tunes Show 12 00:00:55,200 --> 00:01:01,200 Season 2, Episode 12 "Dear John" 13 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:12,208 "Dear Edmund, I'm leaving you." 14 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,833 [crying] 15 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,590 Ohh! 16 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:28,750 I don't get it. 17 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:30,792 What? Then why were you crying? 18 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:33,417 I always cry when I'm confused. 19 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:35,125 What didn't you get? 20 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:36,875 Well, why was he so upset? 21 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:38,173 Because of the Dear John letter. 22 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:40,708 John? [scoffs] ok, I thought his name was Edmund. 23 00:01:40,743 --> 00:01:43,417 No, it's just called a Dear John letter... 24 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,958 ...when someone ends the relationship with a note... 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,083 Instead of face to face. 26 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,167 Ohh, ok. 27 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:50,673 So this was a sad movie. 28 00:01:50,708 --> 00:01:53,333 Hey, then why was I laughing so much during it? 29 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,590 I have no idea. Come on. 30 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:57,167 Oh, I can't go anywhere. Now that I know what's going on, 31 00:01:57,208 --> 00:02:00,667 I want to see it again. 32 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,625 Can you believe they charged me... 33 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,958 ...for coming out to the house? 34 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,417 [stuttering] it says you called 9-1-1 35 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:10,833 ...four times in the past week. 36 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:13,458 And none of the emergencies were valid. 37 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,583 Oh, they were valid. 38 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:17,625 Will you hand me that towel? 39 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:20,042 Will you tell me a bedtime story? 40 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:22,048 Scarf, or no scarf? 41 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:25,542 Why do they get to decide if it's an emergency or not? 42 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:28,875 Daffy, our emergency services are under funded 43 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:30,500 And overextended as it is. 44 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:32,917 Our property taxes aren't high enough. 45 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:34,667 Why do you know so much about it? 46 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:36,833 Because I'm on the City Council. 47 00:02:36,868 --> 00:02:38,083 What's the City Council? 48 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,667 The elected body that runs the city. 49 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:42,083 So you're like a big wig? 50 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,708 [chuckles] maybe to some people. 51 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,958 How long have you been on the City Council? 52 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I'm about to finish my third term. 53 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,965 How did I never know this about you? 54 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,708 Because you never ask me anything about myself. 55 00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:54,833 And when I try to tell you anything, you interrupt me. 56 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:58,667 And then on the few occasions where I actually do get to say something, 57 00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:02,542 You literally fall asleep from boredom. 58 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,833 [snoring] 59 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,333 [beep] 60 00:03:14,375 --> 00:03:16,708 [alarm sounding] 61 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,833 Hey, I'm meeting Tina for date night. 62 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,375 Uh, why is the microwave not working? 63 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:24,465 Oh. I tried to open a can of tuna with it. 64 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,417 I thought if I got it hot enough, the top would pop off. 65 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:31,375 Daffy, you can't put metal in the microwave. 66 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:33,173 Well, I know that now, ok? 67 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,292 The lesson's been learned, all right? 68 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:37,250 I'll never forget it. 69 00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:43,208 Real quick--you can or cannot put metal in the microwave? 70 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:48,167 [telephone rings] 71 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,382 Pizzariba, this is Speedy. 72 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:53,000 Hey, Speedy, who is that handyman you use at the restaurant? 73 00:03:53,035 --> 00:03:54,955 You mean John? Oh, he's the best. 74 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:56,875 You want me to call him for you? 75 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:59,250 That would be great. The microwave's broken. 76 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:01,500 No problem. I'll have him drop by tomorrow. 77 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,917 Just leave him a note. - Thanks, Speedy. 78 00:04:13,958 --> 00:04:16,542 Hey, Bugs! I saw that movie again. 79 00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:19,917 Oh, you were right, it was a Dear John letter. 80 00:04:19,952 --> 00:04:22,500 Oh, so sad. 81 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:27,208 I hardly laughed at all this time. 82 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:35,000 Dear John, this isn't working. Bugs. 83 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,333 Oh, no! 84 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,666 A Dear John letter? 85 00:04:38,701 --> 00:04:40,958 Bugs broke up with me! 86 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,708 [sobbing] 87 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:47,708 Why?! 88 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:54,500 I'm sorry, sir, we're completely booked this evening. 89 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:56,167 You didn't make a reservation? 90 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,833 Don't worry. I'll handle this. 91 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:02,542 Ahem. You do know that I'm a close, 92 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,333 Personal friend of Porky Pig? 93 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:08,375 Ah, that's City Council member Porky Pig. 94 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:11,583 Ooh. 95 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,417 Who knew there were perks to being friends with Porky Pig? 96 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:24,667 Good-bye, apartment. 97 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:27,167 I've decided to go away for a while. 98 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:30,000 Too many memories here. 99 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,000 Ew! Oh, no, no, uh-uh, no. 100 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,667 Uh-uh. Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean you... 101 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:38,625 ...and all your little insect friends can come in here and crawl around. 102 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:39,917 Ok, you hear that, roaches? 103 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:42,125 I'm talking to you, too, spiders and ants. 104 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:45,417 All of you. You stay out of this apartment! 105 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,167 And in case you need a reminder, 106 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:50,750 I'm putting a note on the front door. 107 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,185 Uh, Daffy, have you been going all over town... 108 00:06:05,227 --> 00:06:06,810 ...saying you're friends with me? 109 00:06:06,852 --> 00:06:09,227 Yes. And the results are incredible. 110 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:12,102 I used to be embarrassed to admit I even knew you. 111 00:06:12,144 --> 00:06:13,685 But just this morning, I threw your name around... 112 00:06:13,727 --> 00:06:16,894 ...and I got a lifetime gym membership for free! 113 00:06:16,935 --> 00:06:18,317 It wasn't for free. 114 00:06:18,352 --> 00:06:19,602 You told the girl who worked there... 115 00:06:19,644 --> 00:06:22,227 ...that the city would have a parade in her honor. 116 00:06:22,269 --> 00:06:25,685 So? You're on the City Council. 117 00:06:26,477 --> 00:06:29,435 You told the Maitre'd at the Sunset Room 118 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:31,394 That I'd name a highway after him. 119 00:06:31,435 --> 00:06:33,519 Well, it got me a really good table. 120 00:06:33,554 --> 00:06:34,810 You told that traffic cop... 121 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,310 ...that I could grant his uncle's citizenship! 122 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:38,560 What's wrong with that? 123 00:06:38,602 --> 00:06:41,810 This is the greatest country on earth. 124 00:06:41,852 --> 00:06:45,185 It's unethical! There's a reelection coming up, 125 00:06:45,227 --> 00:06:48,060 ...and this makes it look like I could be bribed! 126 00:06:48,102 --> 00:06:52,644 I understand. It won't happen again. 127 00:06:52,685 --> 00:06:56,060 Porky Pig voted not once, 128 00:06:56,102 --> 00:06:59,317 ...but twice to make our city dirtier. 129 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:02,310 He voted to eliminate garbage collection. 130 00:07:02,352 --> 00:07:06,310 He voted three times to allow dumping in the river. 131 00:07:06,352 --> 00:07:09,935 Why would a City Councilman do such a thing? 132 00:07:09,977 --> 00:07:12,310 Because he's a pig. [pig squeals] 133 00:07:12,345 --> 00:07:14,727 And pigs are filthy. 134 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:19,685 On election day, let's send this pig back to the farm. 135 00:07:19,727 --> 00:07:22,977 Vote Daffy Duck for City Council. 136 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:28,435 I'm Daffy Duck, and I approve this message. 137 00:07:30,769 --> 00:07:33,560 - What was that? - An attack ad. 138 00:07:33,602 --> 00:07:34,935 But those are all lies! 139 00:07:34,977 --> 00:07:37,310 It doesn't matter. Now people are going to have 140 00:07:37,345 --> 00:07:38,852 Negative associations with you. 141 00:07:38,894 --> 00:07:40,727 I can't believe you're running against me! 142 00:07:40,769 --> 00:07:44,144 You're the one who said I can't use your name to get perks. 143 00:07:44,185 --> 00:07:46,769 So, fine. I'll get 'em myself. 144 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:48,067 How could you do this? 145 00:07:48,102 --> 00:07:50,602 First, you don't want me telling people you're my friend. 146 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,602 Now you don't want me telling people you're my enemy? 147 00:07:53,637 --> 00:07:56,102 Porky, you're a real flip flopper. 148 00:07:56,144 --> 00:07:59,602 Ooh. I'll put that in my next attack ad. 149 00:07:59,644 --> 00:08:01,310 [maniacal laughter] 150 00:08:01,352 --> 00:08:04,060 [coughing] 151 00:08:04,102 --> 00:08:05,227 [men vocalizing] 152 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:07,269 I didn't know where else to go. 153 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:09,977 I can't stop thinking about that Dear John letter. 154 00:08:10,019 --> 00:08:12,977 Oh, I just need some peace and quiet. 155 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:14,602 You'll find that here. 156 00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:17,435 True healing occurs when one is clear of mind... 157 00:08:17,477 --> 00:08:18,602 ...and calm of spirit. 158 00:08:18,644 --> 00:08:21,935 Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, I totally agree with that. 159 00:08:21,977 --> 00:08:24,144 Your path is meditation. 160 00:08:24,185 --> 00:08:25,102 Mm-hmm. Ok. 161 00:08:25,144 --> 00:08:27,664 And the key to meditation is silence. 162 00:08:27,699 --> 00:08:30,185 - Say what now? - A vow of silence. 163 00:08:30,227 --> 00:08:32,394 For the next year, you shall not speak. 164 00:08:32,435 --> 00:08:36,310 You know, I bet I could achieve all that healing stuff without the silence. 165 00:08:36,352 --> 00:08:37,935 What do you think? 166 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:41,373 I'm afraid the silence is necessary. 167 00:08:41,408 --> 00:08:44,769 What I'm really quiet? Does that count? 168 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:47,185 [whispering] what about now? What if I'm this quiet? 169 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,144 No one will even know I'm talking. 170 00:08:49,185 --> 00:08:50,894 Sorry, no. Not a word. 171 00:08:50,935 --> 00:08:53,394 Well, what about sounds? Are they allowed? 172 00:08:53,435 --> 00:08:56,060 Like, when I'm surprised. I'd go, whoa! 173 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,727 Or when I'm bored, I'd be like 174 00:08:57,769 --> 00:09:00,727 deedaleelee, deedaleedeedee 175 00:09:00,762 --> 00:09:03,769 - Silence. - Wow. 176 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,810 Ok. 177 00:09:06,435 --> 00:09:09,185 [yelling incoherently] 178 00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:11,769 Oh, that felt good. Sorry. 179 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:15,060 I just had to get that last one out of my system. 180 00:09:15,102 --> 00:09:17,519 Newcomer Daffy Duck has won a seat... 181 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:18,644 ...on the City Council, 182 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:20,935 ...defeating the incumbent Porky Pig. 183 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,352 Once again, negative campaigns... 184 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:24,727 ...proved their effectiveness. 185 00:09:24,762 --> 00:09:26,394 Ohh! I won! 186 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,935 I won, I won, I won! 187 00:09:27,977 --> 00:09:30,269 Let the perks begin! 188 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,602 Shh, shh. 189 00:09:31,644 --> 00:09:33,359 [dialing] 190 00:09:33,394 --> 00:09:36,019 Oh! I keep getting her voicemail. 191 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,894 I haven't heard from Lola in three days. 192 00:09:38,935 --> 00:09:41,185 I'm going over there. 193 00:09:41,227 --> 00:09:45,352 - Someone's going to need new business cards. 194 00:09:45,394 --> 00:09:48,310 I bet I can get 'em for free. 195 00:09:50,935 --> 00:09:52,692 "Dear Bugs, 196 00:09:52,727 --> 00:09:57,060 I don't ever want to see you again!" 197 00:09:57,102 --> 00:10:01,060 Lola broke up with me? 198 00:10:03,435 --> 00:10:05,025 Hey. 199 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,192 Ooh, great. 200 00:10:06,227 --> 00:10:08,685 Oh, yeah, that's nice. Good heighth on that. 201 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:13,685 The Royal Oaks-Glen Oaks-Oakwood Oaks City Council meeting is now in session. 202 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:16,060 We open up the floor to new business. 203 00:10:16,102 --> 00:10:18,019 Yes, I have a complaint. 204 00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:21,560 It's regarding the number on the curb. 205 00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:22,525 The paint is-- 206 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,602 - How long does these things usually go? 207 00:10:24,644 --> 00:10:26,894 There's an "Off-Duty Cop" marathon on tonight 208 00:10:26,935 --> 00:10:28,269 And I'd like to get home for it. 209 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:30,560 I can't record it because I broke the DVR 210 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,060 Trying to open a can of tuna. 211 00:10:32,102 --> 00:10:34,227 - The meetings are scheduled for five hours, 212 00:10:34,269 --> 00:10:35,977 But they sometimes run long. 213 00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:38,685 - ...But then that paint faded as well. 214 00:10:38,727 --> 00:10:42,644 So, I would like to talk about the kind of paint 215 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:46,227 That this city uses for addresses. 216 00:10:46,269 --> 00:10:47,914 Because clearly... 217 00:10:47,949 --> 00:10:49,560 Oh, come on! 218 00:10:49,602 --> 00:10:50,900 Is this really happening? 219 00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:53,644 What does she care if someone can read her address? 220 00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:56,519 I've lived across the street from her for six years. 221 00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:58,977 She hasn't had a single visitor. 222 00:10:59,019 --> 00:11:00,852 [inhales and exhales] 223 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:05,227 Just remember why you're here. 224 00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:06,894 The perks. 225 00:11:06,935 --> 00:11:11,185 This will be worth it, because of the perks. 226 00:11:11,227 --> 00:11:14,602 [continues indistinctly] 227 00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:17,394 I like periwinkle, 228 00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:21,894 But I think that would be a very bad choice. 229 00:11:21,935 --> 00:11:26,644 So in conclusion, I propose a special committee 230 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,935 To discuss paint quality, 231 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:31,894 Paint color, and paint placement. 232 00:11:31,935 --> 00:11:33,019 Thank you. 233 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:37,394 - Thank you. And that concludes the new business. 234 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,185 Finally. 235 00:11:38,227 --> 00:11:39,894 And now onto old business. 236 00:11:39,935 --> 00:11:42,519 Concerning the speed reduction on Maple Drive, 237 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,602 I believe the choice was between speed bumps 238 00:11:45,644 --> 00:11:48,102 And speed humps. - [grunting] 239 00:11:48,144 --> 00:11:50,269 - Is that right, Councilmember Bowls? 240 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:54,102 - Yes, Mr. Chairman. Speed bumps are conical, 241 00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:56,477 While speed humps are ovoid. 242 00:11:56,519 --> 00:11:58,310 Council-member Duck, what are your thoughts 243 00:11:58,352 --> 00:12:00,852 On speed bumps versus speed humps? 244 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:04,769 My thoughts? You want my thoughts, huh? 245 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:09,269 My thoughts are that you people are all insane! 246 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,935 You let that old lady talk for three hours, 247 00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,269 And she never said anything! 248 00:12:13,310 --> 00:12:14,977 In the amount of time that that took, 249 00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:16,185 I could have gone over there 250 00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:17,727 And painted her address myself! 251 00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:20,435 I could have painted the Sistine Chapel! 252 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:22,519 I don't know about you people, 253 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,567 But I have better things to do with my time 254 00:12:24,602 --> 00:12:29,602 Than talk about whether something is conical or ovoid! 255 00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:30,477 Ovoid! 256 00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:34,019 Now if you'll excuse me, I have something 257 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,644 That I need to get back to, 258 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:39,935 And it's called a life. 259 00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:45,644 Unbelievable. 260 00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:47,310 Bunch of namby pambies. 261 00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:48,664 Ronald Reagan was right. 262 00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:49,977 Oh, hey, I'm supposed 263 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,810 To meet Porky at Pizzariba. You want to come? 264 00:12:58,102 --> 00:13:03,394 - I don't ever want to see you again! 265 00:13:04,519 --> 00:13:09,269 - There's nothing here for me anymore. 266 00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:14,144 - So you don't want to come to Pizzariba? 267 00:13:14,185 --> 00:13:16,602 No perk is worth sitting through that drivel! 268 00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:21,477 I mean, is there really a difference between speed bumps and speed humps? 269 00:13:21,512 --> 00:13:25,227 - Well, one is conical and one is ovoid, and-- 270 00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:28,352 How long do I have to be a City Council member? 271 00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:29,935 A term is four years. 272 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,435 - Four years?! I can't do four years, man! 273 00:13:33,477 --> 00:13:35,310 [cell phone rings] Ooh! 274 00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:37,269 Someone just forwarded me a video. 275 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:41,102 - Is that the baby playing piano? Already saw it. Fake. 276 00:13:41,144 --> 00:13:45,060 - Um...You might want to see this. 277 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,589 My toughts are that you people 278 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:54,839 Are all insane! 279 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,464 You let that old lady talk for three hours-- 280 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,505 - You better hope no one sees this. 281 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,714 You could get thrown off the City Council. 282 00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,130 - In the amount of time that that took, 283 00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:05,130 I could have gone over there and painted her address myself! 284 00:14:05,172 --> 00:14:07,964 I could have painted the Sistine Chapel! 285 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,505 This isn't good. 286 00:14:09,547 --> 00:14:11,214 Or, is it great? 287 00:14:11,255 --> 00:14:14,214 [maniacal laughter, coughs] 288 00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:16,297 - Hey, man, I saw that video of you 289 00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:17,464 At the City Council meeting. 290 00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:19,714 - I know what you're going to say, 291 00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:22,589 And I owe you and all of you, 292 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:25,755 My constituents, an apology. 293 00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:29,297 But, obviously, apologies are not enough. 294 00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:32,297 And you the voters will undoubtedly 295 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,047 Want to remove me from office, 296 00:14:35,089 --> 00:14:36,964 Which I will accept. 297 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:38,672 Though with a heavy heart. 298 00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:41,380 - Are you kidding me? What you did was great! 299 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:42,880 Say what? 300 00:14:42,922 --> 00:14:44,422 - You are the opposite of a politician. 301 00:14:44,464 --> 00:14:47,464 You can't hide what you are feeling. You just say it! 302 00:14:47,505 --> 00:14:48,720 You're a breath of fresh air! 303 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,130 We're so lucky to have you on that City Council. 304 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:53,797 We need you there, forever and always! 305 00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:55,047 Am I right? 306 00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:58,220 [cheers and applause] 307 00:14:58,255 --> 00:15:00,339 - Ok, so what kind of permits do I need 308 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,047 To put an addition on the kitchen? 309 00:15:02,089 --> 00:15:03,297 It would extend it to the parking lot, 310 00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,547 And I would require some digging. So I think we need 311 00:15:05,589 --> 00:15:09,005 To talk about construction permits, as well. 312 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,047 [men vocalizing] 313 00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:19,005 Lola, it has been a year. 314 00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:20,714 Your vow of silence is fulfilled. 315 00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:23,609 You should feel a deep and lasting peace. 316 00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:26,464 You may now speak. What do you have to say? 317 00:15:26,505 --> 00:15:29,179 I miss Bugs! 318 00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:31,672 [maniacal laughter] 319 00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,839 Hey, one more thing-- 320 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,589 [yelling incoherently] 321 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,512 Hmm. 322 00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,380 Now...Here? 323 00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,964 I don't know where these speed bumps go! 324 00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:44,012 [doorbell rings] 325 00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:47,380 - What?! You people can't come to my home! 326 00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:51,714 I'm not a City Councilman 24 hours a day. 327 00:15:51,749 --> 00:15:53,172 Oh. Hey, Lola. 328 00:15:53,214 --> 00:15:55,755 - Where's Bugs? I have to be with him 329 00:15:55,797 --> 00:15:57,130 Whether he wants me or not. 330 00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:58,797 I don't know where Bugs is. 331 00:15:58,839 --> 00:16:00,005 He left a long time ago. 332 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:02,630 - What are you talking about? - He got your Dear John letter 333 00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:05,005 And was completely devastated and said something about 334 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,297 Sailing to the end of the world. 335 00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:09,839 - What?! How could Bugs have possibly thought this was for him? 336 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,255 Ohh. I'm coming for you, Bugs! 337 00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:16,880 And this time I'm talking about the rabbit Bugs! 338 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:19,255 Meeting adjourned. 339 00:16:19,297 --> 00:16:20,845 [indistinct chatter] 340 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,214 - That was another fun five hours. 341 00:16:23,255 --> 00:16:24,297 What are you doing here? 342 00:16:24,339 --> 00:16:26,589 - Just because I can't be on the City Council 343 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,839 Doesn't mean I can't come to the meetings. 344 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,922 - We really do have nothing in common. 345 00:16:30,964 --> 00:16:34,130 - Did you hear about prop 14? - What's prop 14? 346 00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:37,297 - They're calling it the Daffy Duck provision. 347 00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:38,797 You're so popular, 348 00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:40,255 The voters want to make your seat 349 00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:42,845 On the City Council permanent. 350 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,213 - Then there's only one thing left to do. 351 00:16:46,248 --> 00:16:49,547 - Embrace a life dedicated to public service? 352 00:16:49,589 --> 00:16:52,255 No. Fake my own death. 353 00:16:52,297 --> 00:16:55,589 - Tragedy struck today when popular City Councilman 354 00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:58,255 Daffy Duck lost control of his vehicle 355 00:16:58,297 --> 00:17:00,880 And plunged into the icy Sebastian river. 356 00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:04,797 All that was recovered was his beloved parade float. 357 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:09,047 And the city never even got to throw him a parade. 358 00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,345 Former Councilman Porky Pig 359 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,339 Has agreed to fulfill the remainder of his term. 360 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,630 This is Elmer J. Fudd reporting. 361 00:17:15,672 --> 00:17:17,672 [turns off tv] - hey, Porky. 362 00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:20,005 Want some gently used business cards? 363 00:17:20,047 --> 00:17:22,047 I'll put a speed bump here 364 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,012 And the speed hump here. 365 00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:27,505 Oh, no. Oh, maybe the speed hump goes there 366 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,547 And the speed bump goes here. 367 00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:36,172 Bugs! 368 00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:39,505 Bugs! 369 00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:41,255 Bugs! 370 00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,922 Lola? 371 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:48,255 Whoa-oh! 372 00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:50,012 Ohh. 373 00:17:50,047 --> 00:17:52,380 Wait. What are you doing here? 374 00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:54,005 You broke up with me! 375 00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:55,630 That note wasn't to you. 376 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,797 It was to spiders and ants and roaches. 377 00:17:57,839 --> 00:18:00,172 Don't you see? I wrote "Dear Bugs", 378 00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:03,505 But you thought I meant "Dear Bugs". 379 00:18:03,547 --> 00:18:04,589 Bugs. 380 00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:05,679 I need to be with you. 381 00:18:05,714 --> 00:18:07,589 I don't care about the Dear John letter 382 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,214 You left me on the microwave. 383 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,512 Dear John letter? 384 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,845 You mean the repairman? 385 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,547 - Wait. Why'd you break up with the repairman? 386 00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:19,047 - Mwah! - Mwah! 387 00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:33,839 - Oh, Tosh? - Yes, Chum? 388 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,964 - Would you like to split this tangerine soda? 389 00:18:36,005 --> 00:18:38,964 - Actually, I never have carbonation in the afternoon. 390 00:18:39,005 --> 00:18:41,380 - I should have known that. Terribly sorry. 391 00:18:41,415 --> 00:18:43,755 - No apology, Chum. Let me cut you a slice 392 00:18:43,797 --> 00:18:45,589 Of this nice zucchini bread. 393 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:47,422 - Oh, no. I'm gluten intolerant. 394 00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:49,054 - Oh, of course you are. I should have known that. 395 00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:52,130 - Well, I shouldn't have thoughtlessly offered you that soda. 396 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,589 - What is happening to us?! - I don't know! 397 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:55,672 It's like we're... 398 00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:59,630 - Not on the same page. - Out of synch. 399 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:03,255 we're drifting apart 400 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:07,214 our friendship is broken 401 00:19:07,255 --> 00:19:12,880 - indubitably, we've made mistakes 402 00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:16,880 how much is unspoken 403 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:17,839 inexorably 404 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,214 last week I wanted to watch 405 00:19:20,255 --> 00:19:21,422 our favorite cooking show 406 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,047 but you left the room to watch women's tennis 407 00:19:24,089 --> 00:19:26,130 that was really quite a blow 408 00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:30,630 - when we were eating at the palace over thyme 409 00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:33,106 I ordered you potato chips 410 00:19:33,141 --> 00:19:35,547 but you said you wanted fries 411 00:19:35,589 --> 00:19:39,595 well, I like french fries 412 00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:44,297 - since when do you like french fries?! 413 00:19:44,339 --> 00:19:45,929 we're driftin' apart 414 00:19:45,964 --> 00:19:49,005 - the sweater I bought you doesn't match your skin tone 415 00:19:49,047 --> 00:19:50,672 we're driftin' apart 416 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:54,172 - I made you captain of the class with your throw rug 417 00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:57,839 - it's like we are two sides of a very tainted coin 418 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:02,422 without you I feel like B?arnaise sauce without the top sirloin 419 00:20:02,464 --> 00:20:07,672 - I don't know why this friendship train has suddenly derailed 420 00:20:07,714 --> 00:20:09,429 we used to be two snowflakes 421 00:20:09,464 --> 00:20:11,839 now we're just two chunks of hail 422 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,255 - and as that hail hurtles toward earth 423 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,464 they drift further apart 424 00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:18,422 they're like two frozen daggers 425 00:20:18,464 --> 00:20:20,762 ripping through my broken heart 426 00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:22,714 - those separate lonely chunks of hail 427 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,214 just falling to their doom 428 00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:26,630 they hit the room with a sickening 429 00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:33,464 and the friendship sonic boomed 430 00:20:37,297 --> 00:20:39,089 [wind blowing] 431 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:45,297 - I'm sorry that I failed you 432 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:50,589 - oh, no, 'tis I that failed you 433 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:51,922 Well, I better go. 434 00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:53,714 I have tickets to Michael Bubl?! 435 00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:55,797 - What?! I have backstage passes! 436 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:59,047 - You don't say! - Shall we share a rickshaw? 437 00:20:59,089 --> 00:21:02,089 - Ooh, splendid. I love rickshaws! 438 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,422 Oh, so do I! 439 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:05,297 [laughter] 440 00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:07,547 we're not drifting apart 441 00:21:07,589 --> 00:21:09,339 and we never shall again 442 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,005 no more driftin' apart 443 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,755 - we remain the best of friends 444 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:16,054 we're not drifting apart 445 00:21:16,089 --> 00:21:18,089 - there will be no more strife 446 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:20,276 no more driftin' apart 447 00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:22,387 best of egos alive 448 00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:24,255 we're not driftin' apart 449 00:21:24,297 --> 00:21:26,672 - I'm for you and you're for me 450 00:21:26,714 --> 00:21:28,880 no more driftin' apart 451 00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:30,630 it's a friendship victory 452 00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:33,880 we're not driftin' apart 453 00:21:33,922 --> 00:21:37,089 [cheers and applause] 454 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:55,880 He was a great american hero. 455 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Sync and corrected by www.addic7ed.com 456 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:06,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33491

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