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Hey, I'm off to the mall.
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What do you do there every day?
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You don't have any money.
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I don't need money.
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I go to the food court
and eat free samples.
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Are you looking for your purse?
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It's in the closet.
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It's a handbag, not a purse.
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Why don't you just carry a wallet?
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And what am I supposed
to do with all my items?
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What items?
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My phone,
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sunglasses,
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my mints, my lip gloss,
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my scrunchies.
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Ugh.
I can't believe
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you go out looking like that.
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You're right.
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Oh, no.
What'd he do?
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He didn't do anything.
His purse was stolen.
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It was a handbag.
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Anyway, he was extremely distraught,
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so we gave him a ride home.
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Oh. Do you want
a medal for that?
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Where were you when I
was being criminalized?
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So we can leave him with you?
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Ehh...
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We'll let you know
if we find your purse.
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Handbag!
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Ohh.
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What happened?
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I was in the food court.
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I had just finished
some mini-meatballs
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when I noticed
the Cinn-a-Ball girl
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with a tray
of Cinn-a-Balls.
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Over here, doll.
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Mm. Mm!
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Oh, that--
ooh, that's nice.
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So light.
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I'd eaten about 4 or 5,
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when she jerked the tray away from me
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and told me I'd had enough.
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What do you mean, I've
exceeded my sample limit?
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Where does it say anything
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about a sample limit?
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Naturally, I became enraged.
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You can't just arbitrarily
make up rules.
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This is insanity!
This is Kafka-esque!
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I am a valued customer!
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What does this have to
do with your purse?
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For the last time, it's a handbag.
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And I am getting to it.
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In order for you to
understand what happened,
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you need to know the backstory.
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Actually, the backstory's not important.
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When I turned around,
my handbag was gone.
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So get another handbag.
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That handbag was irreplaceable.
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I got it years ago in Paris
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when I was modeling.
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What?
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I mean, look at me.
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So young and innocent.
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Oh, there's me with the bag.
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My handbag.
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My beautiful handbag.
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All right. I can't
listen to this any more.
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- Where are you going?
- The mall.
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I'm gonna get you a new handbag.
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I told you it's irreplaceable.
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Fine.
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But if you insist,
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get something in, like, a
chocolate brown, you know.
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Something versatile.
Just not black.
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And it should have a lot of pockets.
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It needs to be functional
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but still fashionable.
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But nothing too big.
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I don't want a tote.
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He's gonna get me a tote.
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Uh, what do you mean, I've
exceeded my sample limit?
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It didn't say anything
about a sample limit.
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Hello.
I am a different person,
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and I'm very interested
in one of these samples.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Is that Bugs?
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Oh. I mean, oh, my gosh.
Is that Bugs?
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Ooh!
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Where did he go?
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There he is.
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What is he buying a purse for?
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Our anniversary!
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It's this Friday.
He's buying me a purse.
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Oh, bun-bun.
You're so sweet.
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I can't believe I almost
forgot our anniversary.
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Oh, what am I gonna get for Bugs?
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Ahem. I mean,
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what am I gonna get for Bugs?
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Ehh.
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Eh.
I'm a valued customer.
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I want another Cinn-a-Ball.
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
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What time you want me to
pick you up for date night?
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Date night?
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I can't go anywhere.
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What's wrong with you?
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I was the victim of a violent crime.
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What happened?
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My handbag was stolen.
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You were mugged?
Did you get beat up?
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No. I just turned around and it was gone.
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Then you weren't the victim of
a violent crime, you nitwit.
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You probably just left it somewhere.
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I told you not to carry a purse.
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Handbag.
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The point is it's gone.
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Just like my innocence.
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Before this, I would look at strangers
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as a friend I hadn't met yet.
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I saw the possibility
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and the beauty in everything.
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I was like a newborn child.
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I lived my life with an open heart.
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I can't get the person I was back.
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That person is gone.
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Tina?
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Tina? Tina?
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Mm, this is kind of nice.
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Clean. It's crisp.
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He'd look good in this.
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Wait a second. I can't
just get Bugs a shirt.
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It's our anniversary.
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I've gotta get him something incredible.
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Something extraordinary.
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And I don't care if I have to go
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to the ends of the earth to find it.
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Yes, uh, I'm interested
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in hiring a bodyguard.
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I guess 24 hours a day,
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7 days a week.
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Ex-special forces guy?
Ooh.
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Yeah, that sounds good.
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$2,500 a day?
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Wow. That's kinda steep.
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But if it means not having
to look over my shoulder
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in fear for the rest of my life,
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then I guess it's worth it.
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Let's do it.
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The name on the card is Bugs Bunny.
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The number
is 254677--
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I'll call you back.
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What the--
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Can I help you?
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Why doesn't my key work?
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I had the locks changed.
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You can't be too careful.
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Daffy, let me in.
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What's the password?
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There is no password.
This is my house.
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Fine.
But there is a password.
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And it's "the leprechaun
is in motion."
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What?
That's not a password.
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That's a pass sentence.
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Oh. Uh,
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then the password is...
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Zero, 8, 4, 4,
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ll-"L", "X", "Z",
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4, 1, 7,
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dash 6, 6,
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4, 7, 1,,
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4, 13.
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Just let me in!
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Not without the password.
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Fine.
What is it again?
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Zero, 5--
Oh. No, wait.
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Zero, 3--
No, wait. What was it?
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Oh. I've forgotten
the password.
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Well, I can't let you in
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without the password.
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Please.
Please let me in.
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I'm begging you.
It's me, Daffy.
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All right.
Just this once.
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Unlock the door and I'll let you in.
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Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Hey, Bugs!
Let me in!
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I'm vulnerable out here.
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It's unlocked.
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Are you out of your mind?
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You just leave the door unlocked?
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Not that I want to reward
this kind of behavior,
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but here.
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I got you something.
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What is it?
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It's a new handbag.
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This isn't a handbag.
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This is a clutch.
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- A what?
- Ugh.
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A handbag is a versatile bag
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that you can carry every day.
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It goes with any outfit.
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It's practical, wearable.
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This is a clutch.
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It's a strapless bag
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that is clutched in the hand.
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It's an evening bag
for a fancy night out,
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like a night at the opera.
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Not that you ever take me to the opera.
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Fine.
I'll return it.
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Well, let's not be hasty.
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It's good to have options, you know.
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Maybe one night, you actually
will take me to the opera.
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Not that I'd even want to go.
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I don't want to go anywhere any more.
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I don't feel safe.
I mean, look.
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There's not enough room
in here for pepper spray.
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I can barely fit my credit card.
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That's my credit card.
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Fine. I'm gonna go see
if there's anything
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in my closet that goes with this.
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I would have been
better off with a tote.
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I'm a valued customer.
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I want another Cinn-a-Ball.
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Ehh...
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Do you mind
if I sleep with you?
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- Hello?
- Hi, Bugs. Just making sure
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we're all set for Friday night.
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Uh, sure.
What's Friday night?
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Oh, yeah.
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All right, ok.
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See you then.
8:00.
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Oh. Now what
am I gonna get Bugs?
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Oh!
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Hmm.
I like the frame.
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Oh, her face is tough.
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What is she thinking?
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Well, this is nice.
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Oh, but it's broken.
Ugh.
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Ooh! This is perfect.
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Excuse me, miss. Hi.
How much for this painting?
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Pardon?
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Oh, sorry.
You speak French?
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Luckily, so do I.
Ahem.
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I am
looking for a very special gift
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for my boyfriend, and I
want to buy this painting.
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Oh, I have a 20.
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And two ones.
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So, your lucky day.
That is $22.00.
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Well! The French
really are rude.
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Wait a second, I can't get this.
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Bugs is allergic to sunflowers.
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Well, time for plan "B".
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I can't take it anymore.
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I live in a constant state of fear.
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I can't sleep.
I can't eat.
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That's a good egg salad.
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Here's the deal.
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I need someone by my side
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24 hours a day.
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So, will you be my bodyguard?
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Why me?
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Porky, you'd be perfect.
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For the past 3 years,
you've been taking karate.
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I don't take karate.
I take Pilates.
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Pilates?
What the heck is Pilates?
268
00:11:37,061 --> 00:11:38,828
It's a body conditioning routine
269
00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,730
that builds long, lean muscles.
270
00:11:41,732 --> 00:11:43,765
And you've been taking that for 3 years?
271
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,934
Heh. You should get
your money back.
272
00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:47,736
Well, forget it.
Go home.
273
00:11:47,738 --> 00:11:49,104
I'll figure something out.
274
00:11:49,106 --> 00:11:51,439
No, wait. I want
to be by somebody's side
275
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,408
24 hours a day.
276
00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,776
I mean,
277
00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:57,112
I want to be your bodyguard.
278
00:11:57,114 --> 00:11:59,114
I can't thank you enough.
279
00:12:01,084 --> 00:12:02,885
Is there, like, Pilates homework
280
00:12:02,887 --> 00:12:04,853
you haven't been doing?
281
00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:33,550
You know, today was the first
day since the incident
282
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,785
that I've felt like my old self.
283
00:12:35,787 --> 00:12:38,154
Just knowing I had
someone watching over me
284
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:40,490
gave me the freedom to get out there
285
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:42,392
and live my life again.
286
00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,461
What do you mean,
"get out there?"
287
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,096
You didn't go anywhere.
288
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,731
Is this what you do every day?
289
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,433
Well, I used to go to the mall,
290
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,070
but I don't see myself
doing that anytime soon.
291
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,406
Of course, now that I have a bodyguard,
292
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,107
I guess anything's possible.
293
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,477
Ok.
Well, see you tomorrow.
294
00:12:58,479 --> 00:12:59,678
See me tomorrow?
295
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,079
You're gonna see me all night.
296
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,181
24 hours means 24 hours.
297
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,083
I want to feel those
beady little piggy eyes
298
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,652
on me while I sleep.
299
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,429
I don't know. Maybe I'm
not thinking big enough.
300
00:13:16,431 --> 00:13:19,266
Bugs needs something big and dramatic.
301
00:13:19,268 --> 00:13:21,535
That's it!
302
00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:23,737
That's what I'll get Bugs
for our anniversary.
303
00:13:23,739 --> 00:13:26,673
Oh, it's perfect.
He'll love that.
304
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,576
Uhh. No, wait.
I can't just get him one.
305
00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:32,278
That'll look weird. I'll have
to get him the whole set.
306
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,081
But then, 3?
Is that too much pyramid?
307
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:37,183
Maybe that's a little too much pyramid.
308
00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:39,119
Ooh, what about that?
309
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,723
No.
That wouldn't be good.
310
00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:45,825
A pet is a lot of responsibility.
311
00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:48,561
He's already got Taz.
312
00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:50,396
Man, this beach goes on forever.
313
00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:52,998
Excuse me? How far
'till we get to the ocean?
314
00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:57,136
Eesh. And I thought
the French were rude.
315
00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:59,205
Uh-oh. Sliding.
316
00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:00,873
Sliding, uh, off the hump.
317
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,642
Um--uh, person?
Person with the leash?
318
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:04,743
Sand in my mouth.
319
00:14:04,745 --> 00:14:07,146
A lot of hot sand in my mouth.
320
00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:14,987
You gonna get that?
321
00:14:14,989 --> 00:14:16,589
Why would I get it?
322
00:14:16,591 --> 00:14:18,157
Because you're my bodyguard.
323
00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:19,859
What if something happened
to me when I answered it?
324
00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:21,928
The cord could get
wrapped around my neck.
325
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,896
It's a cordless phone.
326
00:14:23,898 --> 00:14:26,032
Just get it.
327
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,567
Hello?
328
00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,502
It's the police.
329
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,707
Since we don't have a lot to go on,
330
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,443
we'd like you to look
through these mug shots
331
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:40,944
and see if you recognize anyone
332
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,513
that might have taken your purse.
333
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,114
Handbag.
334
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:46,217
Ma'am, relax.
We're just trying to help.
335
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,124
Nope.
336
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,296
Nope, uh-uh.
337
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,769
Hm.
Can I see that one again?
338
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:15,211
Aha!
I recognize this guy.
339
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,180
So this is the guy
who took your handbag?
340
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,648
No. He's my neighbor.
But someone's gotta pay.
341
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:20,915
That's not how it works.
342
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,917
I need closure.
343
00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:25,453
Well, sometimes, to help
a victim access memories
344
00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:27,322
they may have suppressed due to trauma,
345
00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:29,557
we use hypnosis. Here.
346
00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:31,593
This is the name
of the therapist we use.
347
00:15:33,829 --> 00:15:34,996
Who's this guy?
348
00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:38,700
My bodyguard.
349
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:09,325
I think Bugs already has one of these.
350
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,564
Yaah!
351
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,268
Hey!
352
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,770
I'm sorry!
353
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:25,307
It's just very hard
working 24 hours a day.
354
00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:26,742
You're my 2:00?
355
00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:28,377
You're my therapist?
356
00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,711
I thought you were a witch.
357
00:17:29,713 --> 00:17:31,446
Well, some of us gotta make a living.
358
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:33,381
We can't all mooch off of Bugs Bunny.
359
00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:39,420
Are you my 2:00?
360
00:17:39,422 --> 00:17:41,789
Oh. Uh, I'm actually--
361
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:43,825
Right this way.
362
00:17:47,597 --> 00:17:50,966
You're getting very sleepy.
363
00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:52,435
When I snap my fingers,
364
00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,704
you gonna be all hypnotized.
365
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,439
So let me get this straight.
366
00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:58,442
When the cops can't do their jobs,
367
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,710
they rely on voodoo--
368
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,379
Let's go back to the day
369
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,980
your purse was stolen.
370
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,782
Handbag.
371
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:09,119
It's a handbag.
372
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,821
What do you mean, I've
exceeded my sample limit?
373
00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:14,623
Where does it say anything
about a sample limit?
374
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,359
Good, you're there.
375
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,927
Now where's your handbag?
376
00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:22,164
It was hanging on the back of my chair.
377
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,665
But now it's gone.
378
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,634
Ok. Ok. Now look around.
379
00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:28,804
What do you see?
380
00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:31,072
He's got it.
381
00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:33,408
That man.
That man's got my handbag.
382
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:35,644
- Who's got it?
- I can't tell.
383
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:36,945
I can't make him out.
384
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,513
Well, you gotta try.
385
00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:39,848
He's in a dark jacket.
386
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,483
Good, good.
What else?
387
00:18:41,485 --> 00:18:42,851
His name's on the back.
388
00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:46,054
Ok!
Can you read it?
389
00:18:46,056 --> 00:18:49,525
I don't know.
I think it's in Spanish.
390
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:52,094
"Mal Secur."
391
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,797
Mal Secura.
392
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:57,634
His name is Mal Securati.
393
00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:02,272
Is this the name
on the back of the jacket?
394
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,509
Yes! That's it.
Mal Securati.
395
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,879
You fool!
This says "mall security."
396
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,348
I bet your purse
is in the lost and found.
397
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:14,019
Wait. So I wasn't the
victim of a violent crime?
398
00:19:14,021 --> 00:19:16,455
The only victim here is me
399
00:19:16,457 --> 00:19:19,326
for having to sit here
with you wasting my time.
400
00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,929
Now, get on out of here.
401
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:24,365
Guess I won't be needing
a bodyguard anymore.
402
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:27,702
Mmmmmm.
"Mal Securati."
403
00:19:27,704 --> 00:19:30,271
I can't thank you enough.
404
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:33,708
I didn't realize I had been
suppressing so much for so long.
405
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:34,876
It's all so clear now.
406
00:19:34,878 --> 00:19:36,844
I'll see you next week.
407
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,616
- Where were you?
- Daffy, we need to talk.
408
00:19:42,618 --> 00:19:45,052
I can't be your bodyguard anymore.
409
00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:47,188
- Ok.
- Wow.
410
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,924
That was easier than I thought.
411
00:19:48,926 --> 00:19:50,926
Ok. Also,
412
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,728
if we're gonna be friends,
413
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,364
I need you to treat me like an equal.
414
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,533
No way. Now, give me a ride to the mall.
415
00:19:57,535 --> 00:19:59,135
I've got to pick up my handbag.
416
00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:01,437
Well, one out of two isn't bad.
417
00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:04,474
Ha ha.
Baby steps, huh?
418
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,813
- Here.
- What?
419
00:20:10,815 --> 00:20:12,714
It's nothing.
I mean, you deserve a gift
420
00:20:12,716 --> 00:20:13,849
that's as amazing as you are.
421
00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:15,918
And I looked everywhere, believe me.
422
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,121
But I just ran out of time.
So...
423
00:20:19,123 --> 00:20:21,023
A shirt. Wow.
424
00:20:21,025 --> 00:20:22,691
Thank you.
I love it.
425
00:20:22,693 --> 00:20:23,726
You do?
426
00:20:23,728 --> 00:20:24,893
Sure.
427
00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:26,762
I'd love anything you gave me.
428
00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:29,397
Oh! Happy anniversary,
bun-bun.
429
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,068
So...where's my present?
430
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:38,239
Oh. Uh, it's...
431
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:40,541
In the car.
I left it in the car.
432
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,611
Be right back.
433
00:20:43,613 --> 00:20:45,113
Go ahead and order dessert.
434
00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:48,149
I parked really far away.
435
00:20:48,151 --> 00:20:51,219
Anniversary? Where am I gonna
get a gift at this hour?
436
00:20:53,755 --> 00:20:56,590
Perfect.
Now I have a day bag
437
00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:58,892
and an evening bag.
438
00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:00,928
Aah!
439
00:21:04,065 --> 00:21:06,300
My purse!
I mean, my clutch!
440
00:21:06,302 --> 00:21:08,169
Someone stole my clutch.
441
00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:10,037
Help! Stop him!
442
00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:11,939
He's got my clutch!
443
00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:15,677
Hoo! Why does this
keep happening to me?
444
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,194
Man, this thing's small.
445
00:21:23,196 --> 00:21:24,963
Can barely fit my credit card.
446
00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:27,732
Wait a second.
We met on a tennis court.
447
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:29,934
- So?
- In July.
448
00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:33,138
It's April. Last night
wasn't our anniversary.
449
00:21:33,140 --> 00:21:36,909
Oh. Right. Yes.
450
00:21:36,911 --> 00:21:38,778
Wait. Then why
were you buying a purse?
451
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,747
Oh, I haven't seen these
in years. Look at this.
452
00:21:40,749 --> 00:21:42,148
Oh, it's wonder--oh.
453
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,983
Here I am with Lauren Hutton
454
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:46,019
and a then-unknown
Bo Derek.
455
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:49,022
And yes, that's a Bob Mackie jumpsuit.
456
00:21:50,818 --> 00:22:01,194
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