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Ahh!
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Ohh. Well, that was fun.
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Good match.
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Whoops.
Almost slipped there.
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Got to be careful.
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Whoa! Oof.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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I was so starving.
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Playing tennis really
works up an appetite.
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I wouldn't know.
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Hey, you two.
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- Oh, hi, mom.
- Hi, Patricia.
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Lola, don't forget,
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I booked us for a pedicure
at 1:00.
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Ooh, we better go.
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Mmm. Mmm.
Sorry, tennis.
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Gotta fuel the machine.
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Bye, dad.
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Have fun.
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Bugs.
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Hey, Walter.
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Enjoying your little lunch?
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Lola and I were playing tennis.
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Well, she was.
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Tennis. I didn't know
you played tennis.
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I love tennis.
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How would you like to play
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in the tennis tournament
held right here
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at the Royal Oaks Glen Oaks
Oakwood Oaks Country Club?
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A tennis tournament?
That'd be great.
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Well, then it's settled.
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We'll enter the father son
tennis tournament.
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Father son?
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Walter, I'm not your son.
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Oh, Bugs, you really know
how to wound an old man.
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I think of you as my son,
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ergo you are my son.
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What do you say?
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Hmm. Getting to hit
the ball to someone
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and having them actually hit it back.
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Let's do it.
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Wonderful!
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Got to fuel the machine.
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Oh, good, you're awake.
Let's go.
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What? It's 4:00
in the morning.
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We've got to start training.
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The father son tennis tournament
is in a few weeks.
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I gotta say, I like your enthusiasm.
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What's up?
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Are you just getting home?
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Yeah.
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Where were you?
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Out.
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What's in the bag?
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Stuff.
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Well, training awaits.
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How is this training for the
father son tennis tournament?
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There's two parts to the tournament.
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Sure, there's the tennis part,
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but what I think we need to focus
on is the father son part.
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If we don't first bond
as father and son,
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then how will we bond
on the tennis court?
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Whoops. Ha ha.
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Well, we'll just share.
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Oh, would you look at us?
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We're bonding.
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What's in the bag?
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Stuff.
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I should get going.
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I've got to pick up my kid.
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Pfft!
You have a kid?
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He's not my actual kid.
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I'm just his mentor.
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I joined the father figure program.
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What's the father figure program?
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It's a program for kids
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who need positive male
role models in their lives.
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What do you have to do?
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You take them to fun places.
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Out to lunch, to the movies.
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Sometimes you take them shopping.
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You should join
the father figure program.
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Hmm. Seems kind of
time consuming.
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But maybe it'd be good.
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It's supposed to be very rewarding.
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Huh. I'll do it.
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Wow. I'm impressed.
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I'm not always
the self-centered jerk
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that people think I am.
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Well, I better go.
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What does that have to do with me?
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Ahh! Ahh! Ooh!
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I just want to say I'm so excited
to be your father figure.
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I want you to know that I take this
responsibility very seriously.
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I want to make
a difference in your life
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because I know you're about
to make a difference in mine.
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Listen, piggy.
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I go through father figures
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like you go through
boxes of chocolates.
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I may look small,
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but I can take care of myself.
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So let's just make this
easy for both of us
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and walk away before anyone gets hurt.
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And by anyone, I mean you.
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Now, now, Henry,
I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm committed to this program.
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I'm committed to you.
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Now, let's get to know each other.
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I understand you're 7 years old.
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7 and a half.
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How old are you, 90?
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What?
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Ha ha. No.
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How come your skin is so stretchy?
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I didn't know it was.
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Why do you wear that outfit?
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What are you, a waiter?
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Actually, I'm a caterer.
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Then make me some chicken.
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Pardon?
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I said make me some chicken.
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Henry, first of all, you need
to learn how to say please.
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And second of all,
I packed us a picnic lunch.
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Ooh, is it chicken?
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No, peanut butter and jelly.
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And I might have put a couple
boxes of chocolates in there.
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Well, can we get chicken afterwards?
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No.
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After our picnic, we're
gonna do something fun.
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Have you ever been
to the textile museum?
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They have an exhibit
on early American tablecloths.
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Or, um, we could do something else.
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What do you want to do?
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I'm a chicken hawk.
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I want chicken.
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Enough with the chicken.
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I'm your father figure,
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and I say we're going
to the textile museum
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and we're gonna see what those
early Americans ate dinner on.
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Henry!
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See you later, piggy.
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I'm gonna find some...
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Uhh.
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I've always dreamed
of this--
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tossing the baseball
around with my son.
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Oh!
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You know, Walter,
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the tournament is
right around the corner.
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And it is a tennis tournament,
not a baseball tournament.
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Don't you think we should
play tennis at some point?
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Oh, Bugs, you're nothing
if you're not practical.
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You must get that from
Patricia's side of the family.
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My side, we're all dreamers.
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Go long!
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Touchdown!
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Ha ha ha!
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Oh, that's my boy.
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What are you doing?
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I joined the father figure program.
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Wow, I'm impressed.
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A little surprised that they would
let you be a father figure.
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Oh, I'm not the father figure.
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I'm getting a father figure.
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Yeah, that makes more sense.
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I'm the one who needs the mentor.
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You saw me sauntering
home at 4:00 am.
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Heaven knows where I was
or what I was doing.
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I'm out of control, man.
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I need guidance.
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Oh, that must be my father figure now.
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Eh, I don't want to know.
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Ooh, limo.
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So far so good.
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Daffy Duck?
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Big fat rooster?
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In all the time I say, I all the time
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I've known you,
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I had no idea you were a child.
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Oh. Uh, actually--
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That makes you--
I say, that makes you
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all the more impressive.
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Well, I've always felt
I was wise beyond my years.
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Can I have one of these waters?
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You can have anything you'd like, boy.
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Can I have four of these waters?
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Heh heh heh.
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Heh heh heh.
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Mr. Leghorn, this is
the same idiot
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who ruined your movie
and destroyed your company.
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That's precisely why
he needs a father figure.
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And why you need to mind
your own business, Carol.
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So tell me, son, what-- I say,
what do you feel like doing today?
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Amusement park?
Putt putt golf?
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Ice skating?
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Great.
All of it.
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I got nothing on my schedule.
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Mentor away.
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Heh heh heh.
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Ha ha ha!
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Henry!
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Give me my chickens.
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Hold still, chicken.
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Put him down. I told you,
that's not a chicken.
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Either you give me a chicken,
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or this thing that
looks like a chicken gets it.
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Henry.
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This doesn't concern you, piggy.
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Come on, lady.
Give me my chicken.
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We don't have chickens.
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This is a pet store.
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Chickens are not pets.
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I don't want to pet it.
I want to eat it.
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Henry, I've been looking
all over for you.
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Are you this boy's father?
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Well, I'm his father figure.
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Well, you're not a very good one.
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That's the understatement of the year.
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I asked him for chicken,
and he won't give me chicken.
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Why won't you give him chicken?
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This is not about chicken.
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This is about respect
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and not always getting what you want
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when you want it.
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I'm getting chicken.
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Not as long as you're
with me you're not.
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Ok.
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Henry!
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Walter, what are you-- what
are you doing with a shotgun?
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It's a rifle.
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I figured it's about time
my son bagged his first buck.
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What are you talking about?
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We're going hunting.
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It's an important milestone
in a father-son relationship.
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Walter, enough with
the father-son stuff.
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The tennis tournament's next weekend.
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I want to play tennis.
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Look at you,
standing up to your old man.
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That's an important milestone, too.
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You're growing up.
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Finally I'm gonna get
to play some tennis.
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Ok, let's rally a bit
to see where we are.
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Ahh!
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No problem.
We're just getting warmed up.
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Uhh!
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Whoops. Sorry.
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Is anyone ever gonna
hit a ball back to me?
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You know what, why don't you serve?
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All right, but you might
want to stand back.
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Uhh!
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Let me guess.
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Lola got her tennis skills from you.
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I taught her everything she knows.
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Henry, I know we got off
to a bad start,
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but I'm not giving up on you.
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What are we doing?
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Well, the textile museum
doesn't open until noon.
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But that doesn't mean we can't
have fun right here and now.
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By staring at a wall?
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It's not just a wall.
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It's a freshly-painted wall.
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You know, right now the paint is wet.
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Soon, it'll be less wet.
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And if we're lucky, we'll be here the
moment it's no longer wet at all,
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or dry.
267
00:12:37,426 --> 00:12:39,093
You're watching paint dry?
268
00:12:39,128 --> 00:12:40,662
That's the most boring
thing in the world.
269
00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:44,032
That's why there's an expression,
"watching paint dry."
270
00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:47,269
We're literally doing the expression.
271
00:12:48,953 --> 00:12:50,020
Chicken.
272
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:50,884
Henry!
273
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,942
What is it with that kid and chicken?
274
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,870
This is so wonderful.
275
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,811
Sitting here with my son
276
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:06,614
about to play in a tennis tournament.
277
00:13:06,648 --> 00:13:09,729
Oh, I wish this feeling
would last forever.
278
00:13:09,849 --> 00:13:11,863
Well, it's probably
gonna last about 20 minutes,
279
00:13:11,930 --> 00:13:14,021
'cause they're gonna
wipe the court with us.
280
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,366
Yeah. What say?
281
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,668
We've been practicing
every day for a week.
282
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:19,737
Your forehand hasn't
gotten any better,
283
00:13:19,772 --> 00:13:22,440
somehow your backhand
has gotten worse,
284
00:13:22,475 --> 00:13:23,775
you still can't serve,
285
00:13:23,809 --> 00:13:24,842
you're afraid of the net.
286
00:13:24,877 --> 00:13:27,679
The close you get,
the faster they come.
287
00:13:27,714 --> 00:13:29,114
What are we going to do?
288
00:13:29,148 --> 00:13:30,549
Whenever the ball comes to us,
289
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,118
get out of the way and let me hit it.
290
00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:34,052
Brilliant.
291
00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:37,790
You know, that's also
from Patricia's side.
292
00:13:54,742 --> 00:13:57,477
Oh, Bugs, this strategy of yours
293
00:13:57,511 --> 00:13:59,078
is working to perfection.
294
00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:00,480
We've made it to the finals.
295
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:02,482
And I feel like I've hardly
broken a sweat.
296
00:14:02,516 --> 00:14:07,053
Well, I can't complain about not
getting to hit the ball anymore.
297
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:08,788
Ha ha ha!
298
00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:11,458
Ha ha ha.
299
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,196
Daffy, what are you doing here?
300
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,232
I'm playing in the finals of the
father son tennis tournament.
301
00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:20,533
What are you doing here?
302
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:24,236
I'm playing in the finals of the
father son tennis tournament.
303
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,504
Where's your father?
304
00:14:25,538 --> 00:14:26,472
I'm right here.
305
00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:27,473
You're not his father.
306
00:14:27,507 --> 00:14:30,576
What are you
even doing here?
307
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,444
Weren't you banned from this club?
308
00:14:32,478 --> 00:14:36,281
How dare--I say, how dare you
speak to my boy like that.
309
00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:39,318
Why he--I say,
he's just a child.
310
00:14:39,352 --> 00:14:40,686
Thank you, father.
311
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,721
He's not your father.
312
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,590
I'm his father.
I say, I'm his father figure.
313
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:48,461
Well, it's not the father
figure son tournament,
314
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,564
it's the father son tournament.
315
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,302
Look, we could--I say,
we could stand here all day
316
00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:55,436
and quiver over the rules,
317
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:57,838
or we could settle--
I say, we could settle
318
00:14:57,872 --> 00:14:59,206
the matter on the court.
319
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:04,011
May the best fake father son team win.
320
00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:08,849
Oh, no. The textile museum's
closed on Sundays.
321
00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:10,418
Oh, I'm so disappointed.
322
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:14,856
I was really looking forward to
seeing all those tablecloths.
323
00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:16,023
I was too.
324
00:15:16,058 --> 00:15:17,725
I was being sarcastic.
325
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,894
Now, can we please
go get some chicken?
326
00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:23,297
Henry, you don't want chicken.
327
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:24,031
Say what?
328
00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:26,334
The chicken is just a metaphor
329
00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:29,071
for what you're
really hungry for--
330
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,073
guidance.
331
00:15:31,441 --> 00:15:33,409
I can see from that
expression on your face
332
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:34,677
that really resonated with you.
333
00:15:34,711 --> 00:15:38,446
Now come on. I have one more
thing planned for today.
334
00:15:38,481 --> 00:15:40,415
Do you like tennis?
335
00:15:44,087 --> 00:15:46,154
We're watching tennis?
336
00:15:46,189 --> 00:15:48,056
I thought we was gonna play tennis.
337
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,858
Oh, I'm not very good at sports.
338
00:15:50,893 --> 00:15:53,661
Chocolate?
339
00:15:55,930 --> 00:15:59,600
Just remember-- I say, just
remember what I told you, son.
340
00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:01,969
It's not whether you win or lose,
341
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,604
it's how hard you try.
342
00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:04,939
Just remember what I told you.
343
00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:08,476
Get out of the way
and let me hit the ball.
344
00:16:23,593 --> 00:16:25,127
Ha ha ha!
345
00:16:31,636 --> 00:16:35,038
- Bugs, whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
346
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,517
Uhh!
347
00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:49,953
Uhh!
348
00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:51,488
Uhh!
349
00:16:53,424 --> 00:16:54,390
You gotta bring the heat.
350
00:16:54,425 --> 00:16:56,993
They win this point
and they win the match.
351
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,861
We've already won, son,
352
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:01,631
because we're having fun.
353
00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:05,168
I can't see anything.
354
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:06,636
I'm gonna go get some chicken.
355
00:17:06,704 --> 00:17:07,871
Henry, I told you.
356
00:17:07,905 --> 00:17:09,906
Chicken's just a metaphor.
357
00:17:09,974 --> 00:17:10,840
Excuse me.
358
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,676
Would you mind scooting over
so he can see?
359
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,692
Aah!
360
00:17:30,062 --> 00:17:34,699
Gosh, get this boy--
get him off me.
361
00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:35,467
Aah!
362
00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:53,318
Huh. I guess chicken
wasn't a metaphor after all.
363
00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:58,590
I'm sorry we didn't get
to finish the match, Bugs.
364
00:17:58,624 --> 00:18:01,359
I know how much you wanted to win.
365
00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:03,962
Well, the tournament's over.
366
00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:08,700
I guess that means we're
no longer father and son.
367
00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:10,803
Ohh.
368
00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:14,607
I'll see you around.
369
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,243
Hey, Walter.
370
00:18:17,277 --> 00:18:20,813
I heard there's a father son
golf tournament coming up.
371
00:18:20,847 --> 00:18:22,181
How's your golf game?
372
00:18:22,216 --> 00:18:25,918
Even worse than my tennis game.
373
00:18:25,952 --> 00:18:27,720
Well, then we better play some golf.
374
00:18:27,754 --> 00:18:29,722
I'll pick you up tomorrow morning.
375
00:18:29,756 --> 00:18:33,058
No, wait.
You're the dad.
376
00:18:33,093 --> 00:18:34,393
You pick me up.
377
00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:38,263
You've got a big heart, Bugs Bunny.
378
00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:42,167
You get that from
my side of the family.
379
00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:49,874
There, all fixed up.
380
00:18:49,908 --> 00:18:52,142
But I still don't
understand personally
381
00:18:52,177 --> 00:18:55,412
what a chicken hawk
was doing at a tennis match.
382
00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:58,315
Look...I'm you.
383
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,618
- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!
384
00:19:00,652 --> 00:19:02,420
Hey, whoa, whoa.
What's the matter with you?
385
00:19:02,454 --> 00:19:07,358
Fiddling with my stuff?
What are you, 9 years old?
386
00:19:07,392 --> 00:19:09,961
He's 7.
387
00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:11,830
There's something I have to tell you.
388
00:19:11,864 --> 00:19:14,833
I'm quitting
the father figure program.
389
00:19:14,901 --> 00:19:15,701
But why?
390
00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:17,870
I'm not really 7 years old.
391
00:19:17,904 --> 00:19:18,837
You're not?
392
00:19:18,872 --> 00:19:22,240
No. But I know there's
a 7-year-old somewhere
393
00:19:22,275 --> 00:19:26,611
who would be lucky to have you
as a father figure.
394
00:19:27,647 --> 00:19:31,750
You'll always be my boy, Daffy Duck.
395
00:19:33,052 --> 00:19:34,920
You sure you don't want
to keep up the charade?
396
00:19:34,954 --> 00:19:39,391
We were having-- I say, we
were having a grand ol' time.
397
00:19:39,459 --> 00:19:40,492
I can't.
398
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,927
I won't tell.
399
00:19:41,961 --> 00:19:43,095
No, I mean I can't.
400
00:19:43,129 --> 00:19:46,265
Carol ratted me out and got
me banned from the program.
401
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,867
Heh heh. Carol.
402
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:51,571
Always wanting to spoil our fun.
403
00:19:52,673 --> 00:19:54,541
Mmm.
404
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:56,309
Oh, man, that's good.
405
00:19:56,343 --> 00:19:57,844
Ahh, mmm.
That's nice.
406
00:19:57,878 --> 00:19:58,745
That's--ooh.
407
00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:00,780
This is the best chicken
I've ever tasted.
408
00:20:00,814 --> 00:20:02,848
It's my grandmother's recipe.
409
00:20:02,883 --> 00:20:06,118
Maybe next weekend you could
teach me how to make it.
410
00:20:06,152 --> 00:20:07,186
Next weekend?
411
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,755
You mean you still want me
to be your father figure?
412
00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:12,291
You're the only father figure
who didn't give up on me.
413
00:20:12,325 --> 00:20:15,727
And that's better than
all the chicken in the world.
414
00:20:16,329 --> 00:20:18,230
Maybe not this chicken.
This is pretty good.
415
00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:21,233
You know, when we're not
watching grass grow,
416
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,101
you can actually be pretty fun.
417
00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:26,538
Aw, you're a good kid, Henry.
418
00:20:26,572 --> 00:20:28,739
But that does sound fun.
419
00:20:28,774 --> 00:20:31,442
- What does?
- Watching grass grow.
420
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:33,845
I wonder where we could see some.
421
00:20:33,879 --> 00:20:35,513
Ahh, my front yard.
422
00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:38,116
It's covered in grass.
423
00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:42,988
Come on, Henry.
You're missing it.
424
00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:45,423
Look at it grow, Henry.
425
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:49,061
Look at that grass grow.
426
00:21:20,494 --> 00:21:24,531
That's my--
I say, that's my boy.
427
00:21:25,878 --> 00:21:35,930
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