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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:03,702 - HEIGHT? - 3'6". 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:06,171 - WE'LL PUT 6'3". WEIGHT? 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:09,508 - I DON'T KNOW. IT FLUCTUATES. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,111 UH, 80? 5 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:15,381 - YOU'RE 6-FOOT-3. WE'LL PUT 185. 6 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:16,382 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 7 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,617 - TRUST ME, I'M AN EXPERT AT ONLINE DATING. 8 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:22,121 - BUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN I FINALLY MEET ONE OF THESE WOMEN? 9 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,355 WON'T THEY BE DISAPPOINTED? 10 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,657 - ANY WOMAN THAT GOES OUT WITH PORKY PIG 11 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,027 IS GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED NO MATTER WHAT. 12 00:00:28,029 --> 00:00:29,428 WHICH BRINGS US TO YOUR NAME. 13 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:33,499 WE CAN KEEP PIG OR PORKY, BUT WE CAN'T KEEP BOTH. 14 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:36,735 - [SIGHS] KEEP PORKY. 15 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:40,105 - YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S DUMP THEM BOTH. 16 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:43,008 YOUR NAME'S LORENZO VILAGAIRIROSA. 17 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,443 THERE, YOU'RE DONE. 18 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:47,579 - WHAT ABOUT MY PICTURE? 19 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,282 BUT YOU CAN HARDLY SEE ME. 20 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,552 - PRECISELY, LORENZO. 21 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:11,703 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 22 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:20,279 - IT'S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND NO ONE'S CLICKED ON MY PROFILE. 23 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:22,981 - I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE INCLUDED A PICTURE. 24 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,483 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? 25 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,453 - DAFFY SET ME UP ON A DATING WEBSITE. 26 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,455 - [CHOMPS, SPITS] 27 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:32,357 - DID YOU EVER THINK TO COME TO ME FOR THIS KIND OF THING? 28 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,293 - IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. 29 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,828 NO ONE'S INTERESTED. 30 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:36,995 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 31 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,731 - UH, PORKY, I THINK SOMEONE'S INTERESTED. 32 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,634 - "HELLO. I LIKE YOUR PROFILE." 33 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:43,735 [GASPS] WOW. 34 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,304 "THANKS FOR YOUR"-- 35 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,505 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 36 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:49,842 DON'T WRITE HER BACK UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. 37 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:52,044 [COMPUTER BEEPS, ALL GASP] 38 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:55,047 - GRANNY'S ON A DATING WEBSITE? 39 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,548 THAT IS SO SAD. 40 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,383 - I'M A DATING WEBSITE. 41 00:01:58,385 --> 00:01:59,885 - SHE MUST BE LONELY. 42 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:04,990 - YEAH, BUT LIVES IN A BIG HOUSE ALL BY HERSELF. 43 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,493 - I LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE ALL BY MYSELF. 44 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,194 AT LEAST SHE HAS PETS. 45 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,330 HUH, MAYBE I SHOULD GET A PET. 46 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,532 - WHAT? PETS ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO HOPE 47 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,968 OF FINDING ANOTHER ADULT WHO WILL LOVE THEM. 48 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,137 HUH. NOW THAT I PUT IT THAT WAY, 49 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:21,406 YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GET A PET. 50 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,351 - MY COMPUTER. 51 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,988 AND LORENZO SEEMED LIKE SUCH A NICE MAN. 52 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:41,126 I CAN'T JUST SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH A CAT AND A BIRD. 53 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:43,128 [CRASH] OH! SYLVESTER! 54 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,365 STOP CHASING TWEETY BIRD. 55 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:52,771 WHY DON'T YOU PLAY WITH ONE OF THOSE CAT TOYS I BOUGHT YOU? 56 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,874 [LAUGHS] LOOK, SYLVESTER, 57 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,476 IT'S A MOUSE. 58 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,077 - YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 59 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,013 I CAN SEE THE STRING. 60 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:04,449 - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 61 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:07,085 - AND THIS IS FUN BECAUSE? 62 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:11,490 - LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE I HAVE HERE. 63 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:17,529 OOH, ARE WE GOING TO BALANCE YOUR CHECKBOOK? 64 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,398 FUN. 65 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,502 [GASPS] 66 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,437 AHH! AHH! AHH! 67 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,441 AHH! WHERE DID IT GO? 68 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,311 AAH! 69 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,579 NOW IT'S OVER THERE. 70 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:36,615 HOW DID IT GET OVER THERE? 71 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,085 [LAUGHING] 72 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,361 [PANTING] 73 00:03:49,363 --> 00:03:51,163 IT'S LIKE A BIRD, A MOUSE, 74 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:55,667 AND A CAN OF TUNA ALL MIXED UP INTO A PERFECT RED DOT. 75 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,436 A-HA! GOTCHA! 76 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,439 YOU'RE MINE, ALL MINE. 77 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:04,610 I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO. 78 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:08,413 - REMIND ME AGAIN WHY WE'RE DOING THIS. 79 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,750 WITH NO ONE TO KEEP HER COMPANY BUT A CAT AND A BIRD. 80 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:15,020 - SO NOW SHE'S GONNA HANG OUT WITH A DUCK AND A RABBIT? 81 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:17,356 [SCOFFS] SEEMS LIKE A LATERAL MOVE. 82 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,523 - WE'RE HER NEIGHBORS. 83 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,260 IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 84 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:23,095 - OH, HELLO. 85 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,564 - [STAMMERS] ALL RIGHT. KNOCK OF THE PLEASANTRIES, GRANDMA. 86 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:30,435 WE KNOW YOU'RE LONELY, SO LET'S GO DO SOMETHING AND GET IT OVER WITH. 87 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,336 - HMM. 88 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:33,905 SPENDING TIME WITH A RABBIT AND A DUCK 89 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:36,174 INSTEAD OF A CAT AND A BIRD. 90 00:04:36,176 --> 00:04:40,412 OH, SEEMS LIKE A LATERAL MOVE. 91 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:43,749 - OH, I MEAN, I'D LOVE SOME COMPANY. 92 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,952 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO SALEING. 93 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,354 - SAILING? YOU SAIL? 94 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:52,624 - [CHUCKLES] EVERY WEEKEND. 95 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,827 - SAILING. THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 96 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:56,995 - [CLICKS] 97 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,431 LITTLE AIR BACK HERE. 98 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:05,304 [TURNS ENGINE ON] 99 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,808 - OH, MY. 100 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:28,593 - OH, LITTLE RED DOT, WHERE ARE YOU? 101 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,709 HMM. 102 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:46,078 [PILLS RATTLE] 103 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,380 AHH. 104 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,082 [GLASS SHATTERS] 105 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:53,618 HMM! WHERE IS THAT RED DOT? 106 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:56,521 WHERE IS THAT YELLOW BIRD? 107 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:59,257 - TAKE THAT, YOU NASTY OLD ZOMBIE. 108 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,859 [VIDEO GAME NOISES] 109 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,794 - AAH! 110 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,130 - OH, HE GOT ME. 111 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,232 - THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 112 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,900 - BEFORE YOU EAT ME, 113 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,370 WILL YOU GRANT ME ONE LAST REQUEST? 114 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:12,371 - I SUPPOSE SO. 115 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:16,575 AFTER ALL, I'M AN ANIMAL, NOT A MONSTER. 116 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,311 - WILL YOU HAND ME THAT? 117 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,613 - WHAT, THIS PEN? 118 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,515 HA HA! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, 119 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:27,352 WRITE OUT YOUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT? 120 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:31,056 [GASPS] OHH! 121 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,425 MY RED DOT IS BACK. 122 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,360 - GO ON, GO GET IT. 123 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:39,431 OH, IT'S OVER THERE, PUTTY CAT. 124 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:48,273 OOPS, I WAS WRONG. IT'S OVER THERE. 125 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,478 OH, MUCH IMPROVED. 126 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,415 - I DON'T EVEN WANT IT, BUT I GOTTA HAVE IT. 127 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,717 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS, 128 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,119 BUT I NEED IT. HUH? 129 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,522 - YOO-HOO! 130 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,859 - [GULPS] MOTHER. 131 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,028 [BLABBERING] 132 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,497 WHOA! 133 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,200 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? 134 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:20,038 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT THINK ABOUT THAT RED DOT. 135 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,873 AAH! 136 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,708 AAH! 137 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,544 AAH! 138 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:26,778 AAH! 139 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,548 AAH! 140 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:32,083 - OH, LOOK, A KITTY. 141 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,819 - AAH! 142 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,554 AAH! 143 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:39,424 AAH! 144 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,661 I NEED HELP! 145 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,599 HOW FORTUITOUS. 146 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,067 HOW SERENDIPITOUS. 147 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,735 HOW PROPITIOUS. 148 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:53,805 BEST CLASS I EVER TOOK. 149 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,542 [HORNS HONKING] 150 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:07,118 I'M GONNA BE SICK AND I'M NOT EVEN ON THE BOAT YET. 151 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:11,790 - WE'RE HERE. 152 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,925 LET'S START SALEING. 153 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,494 - WHERE'S THE OCEAN? 154 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:18,396 - YARD SALEING. 155 00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:26,004 - WE SHOULD HAVE JUST LET PORKY GO OUT WITH HER. 156 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:57,536 [BUZZER] 157 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,209 - AHEM. 158 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,465 AHEM. 159 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,303 - YOU SYLVESTER? 160 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:35,006 OK, RIGHT THIS WAY, BABY. 161 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,445 - UH, GOOD LUCK, 162 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:47,686 YOU KNOW, WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 163 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,368 - HEY, PINKY, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING? 164 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,903 IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT 165 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,471 AND I'VE GOT A FULL PLACE 166 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,840 BUT YOU'RE RUINING THE VIBE 167 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,742 WITH YOUR LONELY FACE 168 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,579 SEATING ALONE IN A BOOTH BUILT FOR SIX 169 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,649 DOING SUDOKU WON'T GET YOU CHICKS 170 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:22,020 YOU'RE NOT THE MOST HOPELESS CASE IN THE WORLD 171 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:27,626 YOU JUST HAVE TO CHANCE YOUR APPROACH TO THE GIRLS 172 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,096 THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS 173 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:35,200 - THEY DON'T TO HEAR ABOUT THESE TALES YOU KNOW 174 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:39,471 DO NOT TELL THEM HOW MANY COMIC BOOKS YOU OWN 175 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:42,941 - IF YOU TELL THEM YOU WILL NOT GET THEM ON THE PHONE 176 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:46,277 SO NO MORE SPENDING FRIDAY NIGHTS AT HOME 177 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,113 EAT ICE CREAM ALL ALONE 178 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:49,514 SITTING IN YOUR EASY CHAIR 179 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,616 BEATING YOURSELF AT SOLITAIRE 180 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,752 I DON'T CARE WHAT'S ON TV 181 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,086 COME HIT THE TOWN WITH ME 182 00:10:55,088 --> 00:11:00,925 IT WILL BE THE MOM TO MEET A GIRL THAT'S NOT YOUR MOM 183 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:05,196 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ACTION FIGURES FRIENDS 184 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:08,767 GET SOME EXERCISE, PULL-UPS AND DEEP KNEE BENDS 185 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,504 GO TO PARTIES AND SHOW GIRLS JUST HOW GOOD YOU LOOK 186 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:16,875 DO NOT STAY AT HOME READING HARRY POTTER BOOKS 187 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:21,613 - GIRLS LIKE TO LAUGH AND GIRLS LIKE TO DANCE 188 00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:25,183 BUT MOST OF ALL GIRLS LIKE GUYS THAT WEAR PANTS 189 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:29,354 SO LET'S GET SOME SHOES THAT DON'T LOOK LIKE YOUR FEET 190 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,523 GROW A BEARD, GET A PERM 191 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:34,826 AND STRUT IN THE STREET 192 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,763 IF YOU DO THIS, YOU WILL NOT LONGER BE A DUD 193 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:42,467 UNDERNEATH THAT NERD I KNOW THAT THERE IS A STUD 194 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:46,271 LOOSEN UP AND TRY TO GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN 195 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:54,713 SO YOU'RE NOT A CREEPY GUY AT A TABLE FOR ONE 196 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:59,350 - HEY, PORKY, SORRY WE'RE LATE. 197 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:04,789 - OR MAYBE JUST KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 198 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:25,944 - OLD PEOPLE ARE THE WORST. 199 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:31,282 ALL THEY DO IS SIT AROUND, WATCH TV, AND EAT GROSS FOOD. 200 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,318 - ARE YOU EATING PORRIDGE? 201 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,421 - IT'S EASIER ON MY SOFT TEETH. 202 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,793 SHE NEEDS SOME EXCITEMENT IN HER LIFE. 203 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,161 COME ON, DAFFY. 204 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,230 - UGH! FINE. 205 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,564 [GROANS] 206 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,134 MY HIP. 207 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,561 [GUNSHOTS] 208 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,945 [SIREN] 209 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,549 [LAUGHTER] 210 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,521 - YOU SEE, YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND 211 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:48,393 NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND. 212 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,629 YOU'RE GETTING VERY SLEEPY. 213 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,198 WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, 214 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,733 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL HYPNOTIZED. 215 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,302 - THIS WILL NEVER WORK. 216 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,803 - [SNAPS] 217 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,371 - [SNORING] 218 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,508 - I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE YOURSELF AT HOME. 219 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,644 YOU'RE IN YOUR HAPPY PLACE. 220 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,682 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD. 221 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,685 - [LAUGHING] 222 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,421 [LAUGHTER] 223 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,764 - ALAN. 224 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:27,899 - YES? 225 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,401 - SYLVESTER. 226 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,569 - YES? 227 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,638 - SUPPER. 228 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,108 - SUPPER! - SUPPER! 229 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,078 - [GASPS] 230 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,913 HA HA HA! 231 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,820 MOTHER! MOTHER! 232 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,423 MOTHER! 233 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,826 HMM? 234 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,828 - IT'S OK, BABY, YOU FIGURED IT OUT. 235 00:14:56,830 --> 00:15:00,164 IT'S NOT THE RED DOT THAT YOU WANT, IT'S YOUR MAMA. 236 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:04,035 - I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE SHE RETIRED TO FLORIDA. 237 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,271 - WELL, YOU NEED TO GO SEE HER, HONEY. 238 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,605 - HOW AM I GONNA GET THERE? 239 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,674 - CHILD, I'M NOT A WITCH FOR NOTHING. 240 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:13,044 FLORIDA, FLORIDA, FLORIDA. 241 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,512 MMM-MMM-MMM. 242 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:18,950 I HAVE GOT TO START ASKING FOR PAYMENT UP FRONT. 243 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:23,087 - AHH. SUNNY FLORIDA. 244 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,857 NOW, WHICH ONE OF THESE CONDOS 245 00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:28,326 BELONGS TO MY-- 246 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,994 MOTHER? 247 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,529 - WHO KNEW LIVING ACROSS THE STREET 248 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,765 FROM A LONELY OLD WOMAN COULD BE SO MUCH FUN. 249 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,867 WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO WITH GRANNY TODAY, 250 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,735 DEEP SEA FISHING OR HOT YOGA? 251 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,706 - I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOME OLD-FASHION TACKLE FOOTBALL. 252 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,541 - OOH. 253 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,176 - OH, YOU TWO. 254 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,278 - ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF FUN? 255 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,613 HMM? HMM? 256 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,580 - HMM. 257 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,450 OH, I'M AFRAID I HAVE OTHER PLANS. 258 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,886 - OTHER PLANS? WE'RE YOUR ONLY FRIENDS. 259 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:59,791 - OH. WELL, IT'S TIME FOR MY NAP. 260 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,527 YOU GO TO BED AT 4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON. 261 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,430 - GET YOUR JOCKSTRAP, GRANNY, WE'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL. 262 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,099 - ARE YOU TWO TRYING TO KILL ME? 263 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:08,900 - WHAT? - WHAT? 264 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:11,602 - LISTEN, I'M A 90-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. 265 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,438 I SHOULDN'T BE IN A KAYAK. 266 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,873 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? AND DON'T SAY SALEING. 267 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:21,212 - OH, I THINK I'D LIKE TO JUST LIE ON THE BEACH SOMEWHERE. 268 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,513 - GREAT! LET'S DO IT. 269 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,049 - LOOK, YOU TWO ARE VERY SWEET, 270 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:29,320 BUT YOU'RE ALSO EXHAUSTING. 271 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:33,091 - HOT YOGA? 272 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,866 - OH, SYLVESTER! 273 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,702 SO YOU DO KNOW WHERE I LIVE. 274 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,004 THAT'S INTERESTING, 275 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,873 CONSIDERING YOU NEVER VISIT ME. 276 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,508 - OH, UM, I-- 277 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:56,748 WHAT DO YOU WANT, ME TO AIR CONDITION ALL OF FLORIDA? 278 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,550 - SORRY. [DOORBELL RINGS] 279 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,788 - OH, THAT'S MY ALAN NOW. 280 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:09,694 - SYLVESTER, WHAT A SURPRISE. 281 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,262 HOW LONG ARE YOU IN TOWN? 282 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,231 - AS LONG AS MOTHER WILL HAVE ME. 283 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,932 - WELL, I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE CALLED 284 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,201 BECAUSE I HAVE BRIDGE AT 11:00, 285 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,703 WATER AEROBICS AT NOON, 286 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,073 AND THEN ESTELLE AND I WALK THE MALL. 287 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:26,377 AND I THOUGHT TWEETY'S VOICE WAS ANNOYING. 288 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,445 - DON'T YOU SEE, BABY, 289 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,248 IT'S A TEXTBOOK CASE OF DENIAL. 290 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,349 - HUH? 291 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,052 - YOU WANT SYLVESTER TO CHASE YOU. 292 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,720 - I DO? 293 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,188 I DO! 294 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,390 - WELL, THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 295 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,260 FLORIDA, FLORIDA, FLORIDA. 296 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,796 MMM-MMM-MMM. I'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 297 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:49,534 - ISN'T THAT THAT LITTLE YELLOW BIRD YOU USED TO CHASE? 298 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,704 - YOU STILL HAVEN'T CAUGHT HIM? 299 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,473 - HE'S SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS. 300 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,743 - MAYBE IF YOU'D SPENT A LITTLE LESS TIME 301 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,044 CHASING THAT BIRD, 302 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,548 YOU'D HAVE MADE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF BY NOW, HUH? 303 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,883 WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED? 304 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,285 WHERE ARE MY GRANDCATS? 305 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,655 AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR TEETH? THEY'RE ALL MANGLED. 306 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,091 YOU DON'T WEAR THE RETAINER, DO YOU? 307 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,258 - WOW, LISTEN TO HER GO. 308 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,129 WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO BE BACK HOME WITH GRANNY 309 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,298 CHASING THAT RED DOT. 310 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,900 - ...RETAINER COST A PRETTY PENNY. 311 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,735 AND ALL THE DENTIST SAID WAS 312 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:28,306 IF HE WEARS THE RETAINER, HE'LL HAVE PERFECT TEETH. 313 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,941 AND DID YOU WEAR THE RETAINER? 314 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:35,079 - WHO NEEDS A RED DOT WHEN I'VE GOT A YELLOW BIRD? 315 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,714 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 316 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:41,719 IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO HOME. 317 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,288 - OH, THIS IS MUCH BETTER. 318 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:48,159 ALTHOUGH IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S MISSING. 319 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,160 - UHH! 320 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,797 - OH, SYLVESTER. - GRANNY! 321 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,432 - TWEETY? 322 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,267 MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! 323 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,735 MWAH! MWAH! 324 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:02,874 TURNS OUT I LIKE SPENDING MY TIME WITH A CAT AND A BIRD. 325 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:07,578 IT'S BETTER THAN SPENDING IT WITH A DUCK AND A RABBIT. 326 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,715 - GRANNY'S MISSING OUT. 327 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,130 [DING] 328 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,371 - BEEP BEEP! 329 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,635 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 330 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,706 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 331 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,931 - [GRUMBLING] 332 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,834 [THUD] 333 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,143 [BANG] 334 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,498 - BEEP BEEP! 335 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,611 - I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. 336 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,112 YOU'RE MY PET. 337 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:59,917 I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOU FOOD, NOT BE YOUR FOOD. 338 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,852 - DO YOU HEAR ME? 339 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,754 HELLO? 340 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,990 BAD SNAKE! 341 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,965 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 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