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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:11,010 MMM. THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A THIRD CUP OF COFFEE? 2 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:14,947 A FOURTH CUP OF COFFEE. 3 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:19,151 - COME ON, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 4 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,152 - LATE FOR WHAT? 5 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,021 - TO MEET STEVE ST. JAMES. 6 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,622 - WHO? - STEVE ST. JAMES. 7 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:26,158 HE WAS OFF DUTY COP ON THE HIT SHOW "OFF DUTY COP." 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,895 - THAT OLD TV SHOW ABOUT THE DETECTIVE AND HIS BUTLER? 9 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:32,531 - WHY WOULD A DETECTIVE HAVE A CHAUFFER? 10 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,999 - BECAUSE HE WAS STEVE ST. JAMES, 11 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,402 THE DETECTIVE WHO COULDN'T LET JUSTICE SLEEP 12 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:37,703 JUST BECAUSE HE WAS OFF DUTY, 13 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,371 SO HE HAD A CHAUFFER DRIVE HIM AROUND 14 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,973 TO MAKE JUSTICE NOT SLEEP. 15 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:44,410 - I NEED ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE. 16 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,146 - COME ON, HE'S MAKING AN APPEARANCE AT THE MALL. 17 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:49,915 - I CAN'T. I GOT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 18 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,350 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 19 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,919 - NOTHING. IT'S MY YEARLY PHYSICAL. 20 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,254 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ONE? 21 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,222 - NEVER. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE DOCTOR. 22 00:00:57,224 --> 00:01:01,827 I'M THE PICTURE OF HEALTH. [COUGHING] 23 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:11,170 [COUGHING CONTINUES] 24 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,239 AHH! MY HIP. 25 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,541 OOH! OOH! 26 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:18,110 WHAT IS THAT SHOOTING PAIN? 27 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:21,246 [SIGHS] NUMBNESS. TINGLING. CRAMPING. 28 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,916 [THUD] - [SLURPS] 29 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,934 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 30 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,305 - [STAMMERING] THANKS FOR INVITING ME, DAFFY. 31 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:49,274 - ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS AVAILABLE? 32 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,909 NO MATTER HOW LAST SECOND, 33 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,411 YOU NEVER HAVE OTHER PLANS. 34 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,413 LIKE YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE A LIFE. 35 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:57,749 - HEH HEH HEH. YEAH, THAT IS FUNNY. 36 00:01:57,751 --> 00:02:00,052 NOW, WHO'S STEVE ST. JAMES? 37 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:03,388 - STEVE ST. JAMES. "OFF DUTY COP." 38 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:06,058 GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. 39 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:07,926 - WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET A PHONE? 40 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,162 - NEVER. CELL PHONES ARE LIKE DOCTORS-- 41 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,630 THE CALLING PLANS ARE CONFUSING, 42 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,132 THE BUTTONS ARE TOO SMALL. 43 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,066 - BUT--HUH? 44 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:16,401 - JUST WATCH THIS. 45 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:35,787 - OH, IS THIS THE OLD SHOW ABOUT THE DETECTIVE AND HIS BUTLER? 46 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,023 - UGH. CHAUFFER. 47 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,972 - OK, I GET IT. I DON'T NEED TO SEE ANYMORE. 48 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,041 - YOU'RE MISSING IT. 49 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:00,612 - YEAH, GIVE IT TO HIM, STEVE. 50 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,983 - DOES HE HEADHUNT EVERYONE HE MEETS? 51 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,686 - SHUSH. 52 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:14,092 - HOW LONG ARE THESE OPENING CREDITS? 53 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:21,333 DAFFY, I GET IT. GIVE ME MY PHONE. 54 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,135 - SO TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, 55 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:25,671 THAT'S STEVE ST. JAMES. 56 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,307 - [SPUTTERS] 57 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:30,976 - [GASPS] 58 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,177 STEVE ST. JAMES! 59 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,646 WOW! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 60 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:37,349 - WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 61 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,718 WOULD YOU LIKE A SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK? 62 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,421 NAH, BOOKS ARE LIKE CELL PHONES AND DOCTORS-- 63 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,056 TAKES FOREVER TO GET AN APPOINTMENT 64 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,557 AND I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE. 65 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,092 WILL YOU SIGN MY BEAK? 66 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:48,894 - UGH. 67 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,064 - I CAN'T SEE IT. 68 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:54,266 SIGN HIS FACE. 69 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:57,536 "LESLIE HUNT"? 70 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:58,737 WHO'S SHE? 71 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,871 - I'M LESLIE HUNT. 72 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,873 - YOU'RE STEVE ST. JAMES. 73 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,610 - NO, STEVE ST. JAMES IS A CHARACTER 74 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,011 THAT I PLAYED ON TV. 75 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:07,679 I'M LESLIE HUNT. - WHO? 76 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,181 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE MY BIGGEST FAN. 77 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:11,783 - I'M STEVE ST. JAMES' BIGGEST FAN. 78 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,186 AND YOU'RE NO STEVE ST. JAMES. 79 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:16,855 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 80 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,625 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 81 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:23,295 - UGH. I NEED A CUP OF COFFEE. 82 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:30,902 - WELL, IF HE'S NOT GONNA BE STEVE ST. JAMES, 83 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,271 THEN I WILL. 84 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:35,274 - BUT, DAFFY, THAT'S STEALING. 85 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:39,278 - YOU'D MAKE A GREAT CHAUFFER. 86 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,881 - AHH. 87 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:48,553 - [SLURPS, HUMS] 88 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,055 - HELLO. DON'T SAY IT. 89 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,891 - WHAT'S UP, DOC? - HE SAID IT. 90 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,393 ARE YOU OK? 91 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:56,228 YOU SEEM A LITTLE JITTERY. 92 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:57,162 - JITTERY? I'M NOT JITTERY. 93 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:59,097 IF ANYONE'S JITTERY, YOU'RE JITTERY. 94 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,165 I'M NOT JITTERY. 95 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,833 [SLURPS] AHH. 96 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,969 SO, DO I HAVE A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH? 97 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,170 - EVERYTHING LOOKS FINE. 98 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,605 - GREAT. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. 99 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,775 - WHOA. THERE IS JUST ONE THING. 100 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:12,778 - [GASPS] I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE HIDING SOMETHING. 101 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,314 HOW LONG DO I HAVE? A YEAR? A MONTH? A DAY? 102 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,582 AM I CONTAGIOUS? IF I'M CONTAGIOUS, 103 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,251 THEN THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW. 104 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:21,019 YOU OWE IT TO THEM! 105 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,155 I'M HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS! 106 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:26,158 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 107 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,125 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 108 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,261 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER? 109 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:30,996 WHAT KIND OF A DOCTOR ARE YOU? 110 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:35,233 YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN A REAL DOCTOR. 111 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:38,670 SYRACUSE? 112 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:42,974 THAT'S A BASKETBALL SCHOOL. 113 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:48,313 THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD STOP DRINKING COFFEE FOR A WHILE. 114 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:51,216 YOU HAVE TOO MUCH CAFFEINE IN YOUR SYSTEM. 115 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:54,786 IT'S WHAT'S MAKING YOU SO TENSE. 116 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:55,487 - OH. 117 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:58,123 CUT OUT COFFEE. NO PROBLEM. 118 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,057 AHEM. 119 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:03,195 YOU COULD PROBABLY JUST TAPE THIS. 120 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,897 [YAWNS] 121 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:12,738 OH, RIGHT. NO CAFFEINE. 122 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:17,409 [DOORBELL RINGS] 123 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,512 - I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, 124 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,381 BUT CAN I JUST HAVE 30 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME 125 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:27,085 TO TELL YOU ABOUT A PRODUCT THAT COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE? 126 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:31,556 [DOORBELL RINGS] 127 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,824 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 128 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,328 - THIS PRODUCT DIFFERS FROM OTHER SIMILAR PRODUCTS 129 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:39,164 BECAUSE OF ITS UNIQUE INGREDIENTS. 130 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,866 - I'M NOT INTERESTED. 131 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,402 - IT'S LIKE COFFEE, BUT WITHOUT THE CAFFEINE. 132 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,203 - WHAT'S LIKE COFFEE? 133 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,171 - SPARGLE. 134 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,073 WHILE COFFEE LEAVES YOU FEELING JITTERY, 135 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,843 SPARGLE WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING RESTED AND ALERT. 136 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,745 - WHEN DID YOU GET INTO THIS RACKET? 137 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,913 - I NEEDED MONEY QUICK. 138 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,748 THEY SAID THEY WERE GONNA TAKE MY HOUSE. 139 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,919 I MEAN, I BELIEVE IN THE PRODUCT. 140 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,688 - [SLURPS] TASTES WEIRD. 141 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,858 - THOSE ARE THE SPARGLE BERRIES. 142 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,561 - WOW. COULD THIS BE WORKING ALREADY? 143 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,898 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU WON'T CATCH ME DRINKING THAT STUFF. 144 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,866 - I'LL TAKE THEM. - HOW MANY? 145 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,635 - ALL OF THEM. - CHA-CHING. 146 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:20,705 I MEAN, IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. 147 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,122 - [STAMMERING] WHERE ARE WE GOING, DAFFY? 148 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,957 - I'M NO LONGER, DAFFY. 149 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,826 I'M STEVE ST. JAMES, OFF DUTY COP. 150 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,727 AND WE'RE GOING WHEREVER JUSTICE IS SLEEPING 151 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:48,099 AND NEEDS TO BE WOKEN UP BY ME, STEVE ST. JAMES, OFF DUTY COP. 152 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:52,170 - SO I JUST KEEP GOING STRAIGHT? 153 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,573 - PULL OVER. 154 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,076 - NO, PARK ILLEGALLY. 155 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:02,347 LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY BY THE RULES. 156 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,316 - [SIGHS] 157 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,788 AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 158 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,891 - OH, SORRY. 159 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,197 - WILL YOU MARRY ME? 160 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,566 - FREEZE. 161 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,135 - BUT HE WAS-- - I KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING. 162 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:28,139 AND BEAUTIFULLY PLACING IT IN THIS ELEGANT BOX. 163 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,041 - NO, I WAS-- - ASSAULTING HER. 164 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,177 AND THAT'S A CODE 9. 165 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:36,515 I'M NOT OFF DUTY, BUT I'M NOT OFF MY GAME. 166 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,384 LOOKS LIKE YOUR METER'S EXPIRED. 167 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,520 CALL ME IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE TROUBLE, MA'AM. 168 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,222 DAY OR NIGHT. WELL, NEVER BEFORE 11AM. 169 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,893 AND ALSO, WHEN YOU CALL, IT'LL BE MY ROOMMATE'S VOICE 170 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:48,860 ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE. 171 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,861 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT. 172 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,563 ALSO, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACCESS MESSAGES. 173 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:54,799 SO JUST KEEP CALLING. ANYTIME. DAY OR NIGHT. 174 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,034 BETWEEN 11:00 AND 5:00. 175 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,270 AND NOT ON WEEKENDS. 176 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,338 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 177 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,541 [MUSIC STOPS] 178 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,314 [NEW THEME MUSIC STARTS] 179 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:25,897 [LAUGHTER] 180 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,625 [ENGINE GRINDS] 181 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,127 [ENGINE GRINDS] 182 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,597 [ENGINE GRINDS] 183 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:03,001 [ENGINE STARTS] 184 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:09,274 I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY. WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? 185 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,611 IT'S EARLY, BUT I GUESS I COULD MAKE DINNER. 186 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,145 HA HA! 187 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,480 [GULPING] 188 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,949 [DING] 189 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:28,293 OH, THERE'S THAT BOOK I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE. 190 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,263 THE END. 191 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,332 [GULPS] 192 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:40,505 JUNE. I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO EARLY TO PUT UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS. 193 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,885 [CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING] 194 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,355 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 195 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:03,128 - WELL, I SAY THAT WAS A SOLID DAY'S WORK. 196 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,296 WHEREVER JUSTICE TRIED TO SLEEP, 197 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,865 WE WERE THERE TO WAKE IT UP. 198 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:11,269 - ARE YOU SURE THE CHAUFFER DOESN'T HAVE A NAME? 199 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,738 - NOPE, JUST CHAUFFER. 200 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:20,211 - WHY IS YOUR HOUSE COVERED IN CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS? 201 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,514 - ISN'T IT ALWAYS LIKE THAT? 202 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,221 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, I DID A FEW THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE. 203 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,857 I PAINTED THE GARAGE, I RESURFACED THE SWIMMING POOL. 204 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,293 OH, AND I MOVED EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN YOUR ROOM INTO THE KITCHEN. 205 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,395 BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE, I CAN MOVE IT BACK, NO PROBLEM. 206 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,830 I JUST HAVE 3 HOURS LEFT ON THE TREADMILL. 207 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:42,467 BUT AFTER THAT, I DEFINITELY CAN MOVE YOUR STUFF BACK INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 208 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,669 UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IT INTO THE GARAGE. 209 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,470 I JUST PAINTED IT. 210 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,539 - ARE YOU OK? - NEVER BETTER. 211 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,174 NEVER, EVER, EVER BETTER. 212 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,143 ARE YOU GUYS ITCHY? 213 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,551 - HUH. I LIKE IT. 214 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,685 CLOSER TO THE FRIDGE. 215 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,022 - SO YOU'RE SAYING THE CHAUFFER WAS IN EVERY EPISODE 216 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,391 AND THEY NEVER GIVE HIM A NAME? 217 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,327 - I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU. 218 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,266 - ST. JAMES, HAVE YOUR CHAUFFER BRING THE CAR AROUND. 219 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:19,237 - HE'S A HUMAN BEING, CHIEF. HE HAS A NAME. 220 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,740 BRANDON STEEL. USE IT. 221 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,777 I DO EVERY TIME I ADDRESS HIM. 222 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:29,280 OH, BRANDON. THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE. 223 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,749 - HMM. THAT WAS A STUPID EPISODE. 224 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,251 - HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ANY SPARGLES THAT STILL HAVE SPARGLE IN THEM? 225 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,888 I'M ALL OUT OF SPARGLE AND I NEED SOME SPARGLE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 226 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:40,992 - NOTHING. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME. 227 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:44,095 I GOT TO GET MORE SPARGLE. 228 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,364 HEE HEE HEE! 229 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,107 [GRUNTS] 230 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:02,881 - SOMETHING TELLS ME JUSTICE IS ABOUT TO GET A WAKE-UP CALL. 231 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:12,090 I THINK IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE. WHERE'S THE SPARGLE? 232 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,124 WHERE IS IT? 233 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,893 - [GASPS] WHAT IN TARNATION 234 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:20,765 - OH. UH, I WAS JUST, UH, I FIGURED I'D STOP BY. 235 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:24,335 IT SEEMED LIKE A GREAT TIME TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT. 236 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,570 - I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 237 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,238 WHO BROKE INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES TO HANG OUT. 238 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,108 - SAY, YOU KNOW WHAT GOES WELL WITH HANGING OUT? SPARGLE. 239 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,576 DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE SPARGLE? 240 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,610 I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME SPARGLE. 241 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,946 - DON'T GOT NO MORE. YOU BOUGHT IT ALL. 242 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,948 - WHAT?! BUT I REALLY NEED IT. 243 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,317 - I SAID I DON'T GOT NO MORE. 244 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,286 - WELL, YOU GOT TO HOOK IT UP. 245 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,355 - I GUESS I COULD TAKE YOU TO MY SUPPLIER. 246 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,859 - FINE. LET ME THROW ON SOME JEANS. 247 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,195 - I SAID NOW. 248 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,801 - I ALWAYS KNEW BUGS WAS A CRIMINAL. 249 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:01,873 CHAUFFER, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING FOR A LITTLE DRIVE. 250 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:11,282 YOU PROBABLY KNOW ME. I'M A SPARGLE SALES REPRESENTATIVE. 251 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,785 - WE HAVE A LOT OF SALES REPRESENTATIVES. 252 00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:14,686 - HEH HEH HEH. 253 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,055 YEAH, WELL, I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT 254 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,124 THAT SELL A MONTH'S SUPPLY IN ONE DAY. 255 00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,793 SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE? 256 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:22,961 - THE ONE TALKING TO THAT PLANT? 257 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,696 - I MOVED ONE OF THE BEDROOMS INTO THE KITCHEN, 258 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,531 BUT I THINK IT WOULD LOOK BETTER IN THE GARAGE. 259 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,699 I JUST PAINTED IT. 260 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,700 - WELL, THANKS TO HIM, 261 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,803 YOUR COMPANY'S ABOUT TO GET RICH. 262 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,304 AND SO AM I, 263 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:36,341 'CAUSE I GET 4 CENTS ON VERY CAN. 264 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,710 - FREEZE! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST. 265 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,645 - DAFFY, DO NOT BLOW THIS DEAL. 266 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,414 - MY NAME IS STEVE ST. JAMES, 267 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,716 AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. 268 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:48,319 - I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY SPARGLE. 269 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,755 - AAH! 270 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,291 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 271 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,307 - HEY! 272 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,415 - WHOA! 273 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,463 [CAT MEOWS] 274 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,666 [STAPLER CLICKS] 275 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:39,604 UHH! UHN. 276 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,975 - I JUST WANT MY SPARGLE. 277 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,444 - PUT DOWN THE PEN! - PUT DOWN THE STAPLER 278 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,979 OR I'LL WRITE ALL OVER THE PIG'S FACE. 279 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,381 - WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO WRITE ON MY FACE? 280 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,817 - JUST GIVE MY SPARGLE. - PUT DOWN THE PEN! 281 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,285 - IT'S PERMANENT INK! 282 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,255 - I SAID GIVE ME MY SPARGLE. - PUT IT DOWN! 283 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,424 - PERMANENT! - I'M NOT LEAVING HERE 284 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,758 UNTIL YOU GIVE ME MY SPARGLE. 285 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:04,395 - I SAID PUT IT DOWN. - IT WON'T COME OFF! 286 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:08,633 - [WHISTLES] 287 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,836 THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS. 288 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,604 THESE ARE HARD-WORKING PEOPLE 289 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,774 WHO SIMPLY WANT TO SELL A QUALITY PRODUCT. 290 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:21,346 WHAT IN TARNATION IS ILLEGAL ABOUT THAT? 291 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,615 - YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST. 292 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,985 [ALL SHOUTING] 293 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,320 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 294 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,788 - THIS WHOLE OPERATION'S A SCAM. 295 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:35,093 THESE THINGS ARE FILLED WITH DANGEROUS, HIGHLY-ADDICTIVE CHEMICALS. 296 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,363 - BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SPARGLE BERRIES? 297 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:42,700 - SOMEBODY GET THAT GUY TO A DOCTOR. 298 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:44,769 - AM I UNDER ARREST? 299 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:48,506 I'M JUST AN INNOCENT SALES REPRESENTATIVE. 300 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:52,076 DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE SELLING A DANGEROUS PRODUCT? 301 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:06,524 - THANKS FOR HELPING OUT. I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. 302 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,392 - WHO ARE YOU? 303 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:11,729 - STEVE ST. JAMES, OFF DUTY COP. 304 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,464 - ARREST THIS ONE, TOO. 305 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,699 - WHAT DID I DO? 306 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,134 - YOU'VE BEEN IMPERSONATING A COP 307 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,836 AND HANDCUFFING PEOPLE ALL OVER TOWN. 308 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,704 - WHAT ABOUT HIM? 309 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,141 HE'S BEEN IMPERSONATING A CHAUFFER. 310 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,576 - THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL. 311 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,312 IT'S PATHETIC, BUT IT'S NOT ILLEGAL. 312 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:31,049 GET THIS GUY OUT OF MY FACE. 313 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,850 I'M PUTTING YOU DOWN AS A WITNESS, 314 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,586 SO I'M GONNA NEED YOUR NAME, TOO. 315 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,891 - BRANDON STEEL. 316 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:43,327 - I'M JUST GONNA PUT CHAUFFER. 317 00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,763 - [SIGHS] 318 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,494 [RATTLING] 319 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,335 [THUD] 320 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,757 [BEEP] 321 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,492 [DING] 322 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,328 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 323 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:36,574 [DING] 324 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,587 [DING] 325 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,374 - [BEEP BEEP] 326 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,950 [DING] 327 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,954 - [BEEP BEEP] 328 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:32,797 WELL, THE DOCTOR SAYS ONE CUP OFF COFFEE A DAY CAN'T HURT. 329 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,335 - AHEM. 330 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,972 DO YOU MIND? 331 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,712 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 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