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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:05,137 [BIRD CHIRPS] 2 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:07,006 [BUZZER] 3 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:09,141 - BE RIGHT THERE. 4 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,476 - WELL, THAT WAS A LIE. 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:12,878 [BUZZER] - ONE SECOND. 6 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,413 - ONE. [BUZZER] 7 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,148 - I SAID I'M COMING! 8 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,750 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY? 9 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:18,951 NO ONE HUSTLES ANYMORE. 10 00:00:18,953 --> 00:00:21,820 THAT'S WHY CANADA'S KILLING US THESE DAYS. 11 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,822 [BUZZING] 12 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:29,294 - [BABY SQUEALS] 13 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:32,064 - [GASPS] YOU HAVE A BABY? 14 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:35,267 I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE LYING TO ME. 15 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,269 I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU. 16 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,505 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND. 17 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,241 I LET MYSELF BE VULNERABLE TO YOU. 18 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,109 I TRUSTED YOU. 19 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:47,246 WELL, NOT ANYMORE. DO YOU HEAR THAT? 20 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,249 THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY WALLS GOING BACK UP. 21 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,384 LOSE MY NUMBER, 22 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:55,320 BECAUSE YOU ARE DEAD TO ME. 23 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:58,624 D-E-D. DEAD. 24 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:01,126 - IT'S NOT MY KID. IT'S MY SISTER'S. 25 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:02,728 I'M BABYSITTING. 26 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:06,465 - SHE'S ADORABLE. - HE'S A BOY. 27 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,267 - LOOKS LIKE A GIRL. 28 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:25,050 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 29 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:31,990 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 30 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:35,260 - YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME LUNCH? 31 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,662 - GREAT. I'M STARVING. 32 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,531 - PORKY'S COMING. - UH, NO THANKS. 33 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,200 - YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE STARVING. 34 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,836 - CHANGES THE DYNAMIC. - WHAT DYNAMIC? 35 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:46,371 - I ALREADY ATE. - NO, YOU DIDN'T. 36 00:01:46,373 --> 00:01:48,006 - PORKY'S A BUMMER. 37 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,675 - YOU'RE A BUMMER! 38 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:53,612 - NO. I'M NOT A BUMMER. I'M A JERK. [CLICKS TONGUE] 39 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,813 - [GROANS] 40 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:57,883 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] [HORN HONKS] 41 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,222 - [STAMMERING] WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER LUNCH? 42 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,457 - NOTHING. - YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN? 43 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,226 - GREAT. WHAT'D YOU HAVE IN MIND? 44 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,228 - GO BUY SOME INK. - INK? 45 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,096 - FOR MY PRINTER. [LAUGHS] FUN, RIGHT? 46 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:14,299 - TURNS OUT THE JERK WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE BUMMER. 47 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,301 - HUH? - YOU GUYS ALL SET TO ORDER? 48 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,836 - I'LL HAVE A CLUB SANDWICH. 49 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,705 - YEAH. I'LL HAVE ONE OF THOSE, TOO. 50 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:22,141 - CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOME REFRESHING ICED TEA? 51 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:25,344 - WATER'S FINE. - I'LL HAVE SOME REFRESHING ICED TEA. 52 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,645 IT'S SO REFRESHING. 53 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,614 - DID YOU WANT TO START WITH AN APPETIZER? 54 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,849 SOME OOEY-GOOEY NACHOS? 55 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:34,186 OR MAYBE OUR FAMOUS SPINACH ARTICHOKE POPPERS? 56 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,988 - NAH. JUST THE SANDWICH. 57 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,789 - THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 58 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,459 - I'LL GET THE SPINACH ARTICHOKE POPPERS. 59 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,528 - GREAT CHOICE. 60 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,996 - UNBELIEVABLE. 61 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,264 - WHAT? 62 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,065 - DON'T YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 63 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,267 - WHAT? 64 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:51,870 - CUTE WAITRESS... BUBBLY PERSONALITY... 65 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:55,974 OOEY-GOOEY? IT WAS A CLASSIC UPSALE. 66 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,609 - HUH? - UPSALE. 67 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,344 IT'S WHEN SOMEONE GETS YOU TO BUY SOMETHING 68 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,213 YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE. 69 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,848 - WOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. 70 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:06,151 I DON'T EVEN LIKE SPINACH. OR ARTICHOKE. 71 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:08,120 - CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE? 72 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:09,488 - NO. WE'RE GOOD. 73 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,756 - ARE YOU SURE? 74 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,425 WE HAVE A CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE FOR DESSERT. 75 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,561 IT'S REALLY GOOD. 76 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:18,063 - WELL, THEN I HAVE TO GET IT. - GREAT. 77 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:21,733 - AND MAYBE SOME OF THOSE OOEY-GOOEY NACHOS. 78 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,570 [TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND] 79 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,038 [DOORBELL RINGS] 80 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,141 - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 81 00:03:29,143 --> 00:03:32,277 [DOORBELL RINGING] 82 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:34,279 - ONE SECOND! 83 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,481 [DOORBELL RINGING RAPIDLY] 84 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,619 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS COUNTRY? 85 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,688 NO ONE TAKES THE TIME TO RELAX ANYMORE. 86 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,123 THAT'S WHY CANADA'S KILLING US THESE DAYS. 87 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,693 [RINGING CONTINUES] 88 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,394 - OH. THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HOME. 89 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,231 SOMEONE CALLED IN SICK AT WORK, AND I GOT TO COVER THEIR SHIFT. 90 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:55,434 CAN YOU WATCH HIM? - OH, I CAN'T. I'M BUSY. 91 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,035 - WITH WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB. 92 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,304 - I GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF TO DO AROUND THE HOUSE. 93 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:00,639 - IT'S BUGS' HOUSE. 94 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:03,041 - I PROMISED MY GIRLFRIEND I'D HELP HER OUT. 95 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,710 - I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 96 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:07,946 - WELL, THEN, I'LL WATCH THE BABY. 97 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,582 WELL, THAT ONE KIND OF BACKFIRED ON ME. 98 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,085 - AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM WHILE I'M GONE, 99 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,587 I'LL KILL YOU. 100 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,723 - I CAN TAKE CARE OF A BABY. 101 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:21,126 I USED TO BE A BABY... I THINK. 102 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:24,930 I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY MEMORIES BEFORE THE AGE OF 15. 103 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,473 SO, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 104 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:38,477 NOT MUCH OF A TALKER? 105 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,078 WHAT ARE YOU INTO? 106 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,280 - [BABBLES AND GIGGLES] 107 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:44,549 - YOU LIKE JAM BANDS? I USED TO BE IN A JAM BAND. 108 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,219 [PLAYS SOUR NOTE] - WAIT. 109 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:49,121 [PLAYING SOUR NOTES] - HOLD ON. 110 00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,389 WAIT. 111 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,057 CLOSER, BUT-- 112 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,558 WAIT. 113 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,027 GOOD JAM, HUH? 114 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:57,562 - [SNIFFLES AND WAILS] 115 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:59,331 - SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WANTS AN ENCORE. 116 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,599 - [CRYING] [PLAYING SOUR NOTES] 117 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:03,001 - WAIT. HOLD ON. WAIT. 118 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:10,242 - [BABY CRYING] 119 00:05:10,244 --> 00:05:12,778 - WHAT'S WRONG, BABY? YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? 120 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,780 IT'S A REUBEN. NO? 121 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,214 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 122 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:18,650 - [CRYING CONTINUES] - MILK? 123 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,453 WHAT AM I, CRAZY? BABIES DON'T LIKE MILK. 124 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,155 HOW ABOUT SOME CLAM JUICE? HERE. 125 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,991 WE GOT TO GET RID OF IT, ANYWAY. IT'S ABOUT TO EXPIRE. 126 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,159 - [CRYING CONTINUES] 127 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:29,227 - YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY. YOU'RE NOT THIRSTY. 128 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:30,495 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 129 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,264 [SNIFFS] 130 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:34,533 THAT BETTER BE THE CLAM JUICE. 131 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,268 - [CRYING] 132 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:42,207 - OH, BEFORE I RING YOU UP, THERE IS JUST ONE THING-- 133 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,742 - HERE IT COMES. 134 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,478 - WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN GETTING AN EXTENDED WARRANTY? 135 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,879 - AND THERE IT IS. 136 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:51,283 - UM-- - ARE YOU CRAZY? IT'S INK. 137 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:54,553 - ALL REPLACEMENT PARTS WOULD BE COVERED UP TO 40%. 138 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,089 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO NEED REPLACEMENT PARTS. 139 00:05:57,091 --> 00:05:58,290 IT'S INK. 140 00:05:58,292 --> 00:05:59,691 - IF THE PRODUCT GETS DAMAGED, 141 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,660 WE'LL SHIP IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTURER FOR YOU. 142 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:05,097 - IT'S NOT GOING TO GET DAMAGED. IT'S INK. 143 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,499 - IT'S ONLY AN ADDITIONAL $15. 144 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:10,969 - THAT'S HALF THE PRICE OF THE INK. 145 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,709 - I'LL TAKE IT. 146 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,580 - [CRYING] 147 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,081 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 148 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,551 DID YOU GET A BUNCH OF BAD NEWS BEFORE YOU CAME OVER HERE? 149 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,353 YOU'RE A BIGGER BUMMER THAN PORKY. 150 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,155 [WHALES SINGING] 151 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,657 - [BABY COOS] 152 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:36,328 - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN... 153 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:40,499 - COME ON, GUYS. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR CHOIR PRACTICE. 154 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:43,502 - LIVES A PACK OF WHALES... 155 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,504 - [SQUEALS] 156 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:48,774 - TRYING TO FIND THEIR VOICE. 157 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,976 [WHALES SINGING] 158 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,948 - SOME TRYING A LITTLE HARDER THAN THE REST. 159 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,950 - [SCATTING] 160 00:07:01,487 --> 00:07:03,955 - [SQUEALS] - YOU LIKE THAT? 161 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:07,092 - "MARTY THE WHALE--" IN THEATERS NOW. 162 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,994 - WELL, THEN, LET'S GO TO THE MOVIE! 163 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:09,928 - [SQUEALS] 164 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,431 [EXPLOSIONS] [ARTILLERY APPROACHING] 165 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,399 [GUNFIRE] 166 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:17,002 - AAH! 167 00:07:19,705 --> 00:07:21,440 - [SCREAMS] 168 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:24,042 - [SCREAMS] 169 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,710 - POPCORN? 170 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,979 - [CRYING] 171 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,181 - SHH! 172 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:30,649 - [WAILING] 173 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,385 - SIR, YOU'RE DISTURBING THE OTHER PATRONS. 174 00:07:33,387 --> 00:07:34,653 - I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 175 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,721 TALK TO HIM. - [CRYING] 176 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:38,323 - SIR, PLEASE. 177 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,058 - 'CAUSE HE'S CRYING? 178 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,594 THAT'S HIS EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO THE MATERIAL. 179 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:44,863 - YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR BABY OUTSIDE. 180 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:48,600 - FINE. I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT ANYWAY. 181 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,268 LIEUTENANT GRAVES DOESN'T MAKE IT. 182 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,938 - OHH! - HE NEVER SEES BARBARA AGAIN. 183 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,073 - [CRYING] - OH, COME ON! 184 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,776 - YOU OUGHT TO SEE SOMEBODY. YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DEPRESSED. 185 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,745 - UGH. I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. YOU KNOW WHAT HELPED ME? 186 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,347 MOMMY AND BABY CLASS. 187 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:04,683 WE'RE GOING TO ONE NOW. YOU SHOULD COME. 188 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,351 - ANYTHING TO STOP THAT CRYING. 189 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:09,287 - UHH, YOUR BABY? - HUH? 190 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,555 - [CRYING] 191 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,424 - OH, RIGHT. 192 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:14,426 - [CRYING CONTINUES] 193 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,897 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CARRY YOUR INK? 194 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,765 I'D HATE FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN TO IT. 195 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,968 OH, THAT'S RIGHT! 196 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:25,504 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO IT. 197 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:28,006 YOU'VE GOT AN INK WARRANTY. 198 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,575 - HE MADE IT SOUND SO IMPORTANT. 199 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:32,744 YOU MUST THINK I'M A REAL JERK. 200 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,580 - NO. DAFFY'S A JERK. YOU'RE A BUMMER. 201 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,382 - RIGHT! 202 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,451 [KEYS JANGLE] 203 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,920 [WHIRS] 204 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,388 - BATTERY'S DEAD. 205 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,823 - LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE-- 206 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:47,359 IF THIS EVER HAPPENS TO YOUR INK, YOU'RE COVERED. 207 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,197 - SO THAT'LL BE $89. 208 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,232 ARE YOU INTERESTED IN JOINING THE TOW TRUCK CLUB? 209 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,400 - NO. 210 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:58,436 - FOR JUST $250 A MONTH, YOU GET 23 TOWS A YEAR. 211 00:08:58,438 --> 00:08:59,971 - WHO GETS TOWED THAT MUCH? 212 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,574 WHAT PERSON IS BREAKING DOWN 20 TIMES A YEAR? 213 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:06,645 - SIGN UP TODAY, I'LL THROW IN SOME FREE STICKERS FOR JUST $10. 214 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,914 - FREE $10 STICKERS? 215 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,883 GEE, WHERE DO I SIGN UP? 216 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,220 - RIGHT HERE. YOU CAN USE THE PEN AFTER ME. 217 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,766 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 218 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,903 - DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATES, BABY? 219 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,872 OF COURSE YOU DO 220 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,473 CAVIAR? 221 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,943 YOU LIKE THIS, TOO 222 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,945 I BRING TO YOU A ROSE 223 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,880 BUT STILL, YOU HOLD YOUR NOSE 224 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,815 I HAVE A CERTAIN SMELL 225 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,817 BUT YOU KNOW I WEAR IT WELL 226 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,652 I'M A SKUNK 227 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,788 YOU'LL GET USED TO IT 228 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,489 HEAR MY SONG 229 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,892 SHAKE YOUR CABOOSE TO IT 230 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,193 YUMMY, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY 231 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,996 BABY, LET'S SHARE SOME CHEESE 232 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,331 LOVEY, LOVEY MISSY, MISSY 233 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,266 COME HERE, BABY, GIVE ME KISSY, PLEASE 234 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,868 I'LL ALWAYS LOVE AND MISS YOU 235 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,870 - SKUNK 236 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:07,872 - I WANT TO HUG AND KISS YOU 237 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,674 - FUNK 238 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:12,210 - KNOCK, KNOCK, WHO'S THERE? PEPE LE PEW 239 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,179 I'M ON YOUR BALCONY SINGING TO YOU 240 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,314 YOU FILL ME WITH PASSION, MY THROAT HAS A LUMP 241 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,416 BUT YOU SAY THAT I SMELL LIKE A GARBAGE DUMP 242 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,819 YOU SEEM TO THINK I'M POLLUTING THE AIR 243 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,455 BUT I AM LIKE A FINE CAMEMBERT 244 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,823 - SKUNK 245 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:28,727 LOVEY DOVEY, BABY SUGAR, HONEY BUNNY, TAKE A CHANCE 246 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:32,597 OOGA-BOOGA, OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA, COME ON, LET'S DANCE 247 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,265 - SKUNK FUNK 248 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,601 - CAN YOU SMELL THAT, BABY? 249 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,003 - FUNK SKUNK 250 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,705 - IT IS GETTING FUNKY IN HERE 251 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:41,906 - FUNKY SKUNK 252 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,876 - IT IS GETTING SKUNKY IN HERE 253 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,845 - FUNKY, FUNKY, SKUNKY, SKUNKY 254 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,847 FUNKY, SKUNKY SKUNKY, FUNKY 255 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,915 FUNK SKUNK 256 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:05,130 - THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER 257 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,065 WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT - [STAMMERING] 258 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,433 - DOWN CAME THE RAIN - DOWN CAME THE-- 259 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,136 [BABBLING] - AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT 260 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,971 - OUT CAME THE SUN 261 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,273 - AND THEY WALKED HIM IN THE RAIN 262 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,676 AND THE GUY WENT BLAH BLAH 263 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:20,645 TO SOMETHING ELSE AGAIN - WENT UP THE SPOUT AGAIN 264 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:24,582 - [CHEERING] 265 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:28,253 - HAS ANYONE'S BABY REACHED A NEW MILESTONE THIS WEEK? 266 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,955 - CHARLIE SMILED AT HIS DADDY LAST NIGHT. 267 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,558 HE REALLY DID! - [ALL TALK AT ONCE] 268 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,894 - SAMANTHA ROLLED OVER FOR THE FIRST TIME. 269 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,730 - [ALL TALK AT ONCE] 270 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,765 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR LITTLE GUY? 271 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,801 - OH, UH, HIM? 272 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,070 HE, UH, LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE. 273 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,304 - [LAUGHS] WHAT? 274 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,907 - WHY? IS THAT BAD? IS HE SLOW? 275 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,810 - [LAUGHTER] - SLOW! 276 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,012 - HA HA HA. [LAUGHING] 277 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,489 - [BABY SQUEALS] 278 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,532 - [LAUGHS] 279 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,403 [BABY GIGGLES] 280 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,838 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 281 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,040 - [GIGGLES] 282 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,976 - [ALL TALKING AND COOING AT ONCE] 283 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,812 - [GIGGLING] 284 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,415 - AWW! [ALL TALK AT ONCE] 285 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,983 - [GIGGLES] 286 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,452 - BYE, LADIES. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 287 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,621 JANET, DON'T GIVE UP ON SLEEP TRAINING. 288 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,523 I KNOW IT'S HARD, BUT IT'S WORTH IT. 289 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:42,093 MARCIA, I PROMISE I'LL GET YOU THE NAME OF MY PEDIATRICIAN. 290 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,930 KEEP BUGGING ME ABOUT IT, THOUGH. MOM BRAIN. [LAUGHS] 291 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,099 KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, MOMS! 292 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,702 IT'S THE HARDEST JOB WE'LL EVER LOVE. 293 00:12:58,010 --> 00:12:59,944 - THESE WILL BE READY NEXT TUESDAY. 294 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,813 - BUT THE YARD SALE'S THIS WEEKEND. 295 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,149 - I SAID NEXT TUESDAY. 296 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,120 - [COOING] 297 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,855 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 298 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,457 - JUST OUT FOR A LITTLE STROLL. 299 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,093 HE TENDS TO GET A LITTLE FUSSY THIS TIME OF DAY. 300 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,528 THEY CALL IT THE WITCHING HOUR. 301 00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,997 YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 302 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,765 HIS FAVORITE PACIE. 303 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,901 - WOW. I'M IMPRESSED. 304 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,636 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 305 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,837 - MY SHIFT JUST ENDED. 306 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,273 - ALREADY? CAN'T YOU WORK OVERTIME OR SOMETHING? 307 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,041 SWING SHIFT? GRAVEYARD SHIFT? 308 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,543 I MEAN, YOU GOT TO PUT IN THE HOURS 309 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,711 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK THROUGH THAT GLASS CEILING. 310 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,612 - WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK. 311 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,218 - YOU FORGOT HIS SCHMOOPIE! 312 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,756 - WE HAVE A COMPACT CAR AVAILABLE, 313 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,491 OR FOR JUST AN EXTRA $49 A DAY, 314 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,393 WE CAN UPGRADE YOU TO A MINIVAN. 315 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,396 - I'LL TAKE IT. - GREAT. LET ME GET YOUR KEY. 316 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,797 - A MINIVAN? 317 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,432 WHAT ARE YOU, A SOCCER MOM? 318 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,134 - WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL MY MONEY? 319 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,470 - APPETIZERS, WARRANTIES, 320 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,306 FREE STICKERS, 321 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,974 AND DON'T FORGOT, YOU'RE ON THE HOOK 322 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,276 TO THE TOW TRUCK CLUB FOR 3 GRAND A YEAR. 323 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,279 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME. 324 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,748 NO MORE UPSELLS. I PROMISE. 325 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,550 - YOU'RE ALL SET. 326 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,153 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT-- WOULD YOU LIKE INSURANCE? 327 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,754 IT'S JUST AN ADDITIONAL $3.00 A DAY. 328 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:20,258 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF FOOL YOU TAKE ME FOR, 329 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,828 BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR INSURANCE. 330 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,998 - UH, PORKY, I THINK YOU SHOULD GET THE INSURANCE. 331 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,333 - IT'S AN UPSELL. 332 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,102 - NO. ARTICHOKE POPPERS ARE AN UPSELL. 333 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,871 INSURANCE IS PRACTICAL. 334 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:34,272 - [STAMMERS] - JUST GET IT. 335 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,940 IT'S HARDLY ANY MONEY, AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, 336 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,375 YOU'RE COVERED. 337 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,178 - NO INSURANCE. JUST THE VAN. 338 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,415 - OW. 339 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,752 IT'S STARTING TO BRUISE. 340 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,153 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 341 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,356 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 342 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,229 - [COOS] 343 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,831 - HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT. 344 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,100 - [COOS] 345 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,002 - YOU'RE HOLDING THE BOTTLE WRONG. 346 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,104 THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT NIPPLE. 347 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,972 WE SWITCHED TO SOY FORMULA. 348 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,240 JUST LET ME DO IT. - [COOS] 349 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,476 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 350 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,411 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. 351 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,014 YOU THINK WHAT YOU DO IS SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU WORK. 352 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,515 WELL, I WORK JUST AS HARD AS YOU, 353 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,217 AND I DON'T EVEN GET A PAYCHECK. 354 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,685 - YOU'VE NEVER GOTTEN A PAYCHECK. 355 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,587 - I'M SO BUSY TAKING CARE OF HIM, 356 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,123 I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU THE LAST TIME I TOOK A SHOWER. 357 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,491 - YOU NEVER SHOWER. 358 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,760 - UH, THAT'S BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT THE EARTH. 359 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,129 THE POINT IS, RAISING A BABY IS HARD WORK. 360 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,098 - [COOS] - AND IT'S TWICE AS HARD WHEN YOU DO IT ALONE. 361 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,601 I'M JUST SO TIRED! 362 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,703 - YOU'VE KNOWN HIM FOR ONE DAY. 363 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,438 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE BABY'S NAME. 364 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,307 - HIS NAME'S NOT BABY? 365 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:45,443 [GASPS] WHERE'S BABY? - [GASPS] 366 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,748 - ZACHARY! 367 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,050 - ZACHARY? 368 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,286 BABY'S A BETTER NAME THAN ZACHARY. 369 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,523 - IT IS ROOMY, I'LL GIVE IT THAT. 370 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,131 - [BOTH SCREAMING] 371 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,534 - [ALL SCREAMING] 372 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:24,482 - [SLOWED DOWN] BABY! 373 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,924 - [COOS] 374 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,698 - HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT. 375 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,700 [RADIATOR HISSING] 376 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,343 - I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE INSURANCE. 377 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,483 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 378 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,685 - THANKS AGAIN FOR WATCHING HIM. 379 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,096 - I WANT TO START A FAMILY WITH YOU. 380 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,298 - WHAT? - I FINALLY REALIZE 381 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,068 WHAT I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO-- 382 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,003 BE A MOTHER. 383 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:24,108 OR WAS IT TO OPEN A FROZEN YOGURT SHOP? 384 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:28,279 YES. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO. 385 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,481 I'LL BE KNOWN FOR MY TOPPINGS. 386 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,984 NO, NO TOPPINGS. JUST YOGURT-- 387 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:36,254 THE BEST YOGURT. THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE KNOWN FOR. 388 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,089 WITH TONS OF FLAVORS. 389 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,291 NO! ONE FLAVOR! 390 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,760 WITH TONS OF TOPPINGS! 391 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:14,692 [WIND HOWLING] 392 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,534 [WIND STOPS] 393 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,376 [BUZZER] 394 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:55,466 [BUZZER] 395 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,375 [CRACKLING] 396 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,552 [BUZZER] 397 00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,974 [BUZZER] 398 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,853 [HORN HONKING] 399 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,998 [HORN HONKS] 400 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,002 [HORN HONKS] 401 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,876 - BEEP BEEP! 402 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,154 [BUZZER] 403 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,563 - OK. SO, JUST THE PIZZA? - YEP. 404 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,031 - THAT'LL BE 14.99. 405 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,567 YOU KNOW... 406 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,035 FOR JUST A COUPLE OF DOLLARS MORE, 407 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,471 I COULD THROW IN A 2-LITER SODA AND SOME BREADSTICKS. 408 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,106 - EHH... 409 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:45,676 - OR FOR AN EVEN 20, YOU GET THE SODA, YOU GET THE BREADSTICKS, 410 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,678 AND YOU GET THE CINNAMON BREADSTICKS. 411 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,313 THEY'RE JUST LIKE THE REGULAR BREADSTICKS, 412 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,816 BUT WITH CINNAMON. - CINNAMON, HUH? 413 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,485 - FOR THE DESSERT. - ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE IT. 414 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,424 [BELL DINGS] 415 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,561 - CLASSIC UPSELL. [CHUCKLES] 416 00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:10,167 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 417 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,876 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 418 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,126 - THAT'S ALL, FO-- 419 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,494 [STOMACH RUMBLES] - OHH. 420 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:38,095 I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THOSE ARTICHOKE POPPERS. 421 00:21:38,145 --> 00:21:42,695 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29088

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