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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,275 - HMM. SHOULD I BUY A NEW TV, 2 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:12,811 OR SHOULD I BUY ONE OF THOSE MASSAGE CHAIRS? 3 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,813 - HUH! TOUGH LIFE. 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:17,182 - WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? - MALL PANTS. 5 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,351 - WHAT KIND OF PANTS? - MALL PANTS. 6 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,820 PANTS YOU WEAR TO THE MALL, AS A SIGN OF RESPECT. 7 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,655 - SO WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT? 8 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,692 - TOO MUCH RESPECT. IT'S THE MALL, NOT CHURCH. 9 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,028 ALSO, I CAN'T AFFORD A SHIRT. 10 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:31,363 - I SUPPOSE I COULD BUY THE TV 11 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,966 AND JUST GO SOMEWHERE FOR A MASSAGE. 12 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:38,837 - WHOA. UH-OH. MY MALL PANTS! 13 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:41,740 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GOING TO BUY BOTH. 14 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:43,375 - [GRUNTS] 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,577 - NO MALL UNDERWEAR, HUH? 16 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:09,368 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 17 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,543 - KEEP THE CHANGE. 18 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,978 EHH, WHAT'S UP, DOC? 19 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:23,682 - OH, UH, JUST GRANTING PEOPLE'S WISHES. 20 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,918 - DAFFY, YOU CAN'T STEAL COINS FROM THE FOUNTAIN. 21 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,454 - WELL, THEN, WHERE DO YOU SUGGEST I STEAL THEM FROM? 22 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:31,623 - I SUGGEST IF YOU NEED MONEY, YOU GET A JOB. 23 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,826 THEY'RE HIRING AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP. 24 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:45,537 - GIVE ME A JOB APPLICATION. 25 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,706 NAME? ADDRESS? GENDER? 26 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,309 WHAT IS THIS, SOVIET RUSSIA? 27 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:53,545 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO WORK HERE ANYWAY, 28 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:56,648 NOT IN THAT STUPID UNIFORM. 29 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,450 I'LL TAKE A BANANA SPLIT. 30 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:05,057 UNH. ONE SCOOP VANILLA, ONE SCOOP CHOCOLATE, ONE SCOOP STRAWBERRY. 31 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,728 UNH. PUT THE STRAWBERRY IN THE MIDDLE. 32 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,865 AND NOW, HOT FUDGE. UNH! 33 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:14,867 ONLY ON THE VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE, 34 00:02:14,869 --> 00:02:16,969 PUT REGULAR FUDGE ON THE STRAWBERRY. 35 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,770 NOW, SOME WHIPPED CREAM. 36 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,907 HEY, HEY, HEY! EASY. LITTLE MORE. 37 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:25,077 LITTLE MORE. LITTLE MORE ONLY ON THE VANILLA. 38 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:28,080 KIND OF FILL IN THAT SPACE RIGHT THERE. STOP. 39 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:32,484 NOW, SOME NUTS. 40 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,952 UNH. NO NUT DUST. 41 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,256 NOW, THIS IS THE COMPLICATED PART. 42 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,891 NO GREEN SPRINKLES ON THE CHOCOLATE. 43 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:41,426 YES GREEN SPRINKLES ON THE STRAWBERRY. 44 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:44,596 BUT BOTH NO RED SPRINKLES, EXCEPT ON THE VANILLA, 45 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:47,966 WHICH SHOULD RECEIVE EXCLUSIVELY RED SPRINKLES. 46 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:52,104 - THAT'LL BE $5.85. 47 00:02:52,106 --> 00:02:54,439 - I'VE ONLY GOT 16 CENTS. 48 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,411 GET THE REST FROM YOUR TIP JAR. 49 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,319 WHERE DO YOU GET ALL YOUR MONEY? 50 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:09,488 - I INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER. 51 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,524 - YOU INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER? 52 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,927 - DAFFY, I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES. 53 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:17,396 - WHERE DO YOU GET ALL YOUR MONEY? 54 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,332 - I INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER! 55 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,234 - WHERE DO YOU GET ALL YOUR MONEY? 56 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,470 - I INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER. 57 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:28,106 - WHERE DO YOU GET ALL YOUR MONEY? 58 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:30,242 - I INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER. 59 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,610 [SNARE DRUM] [GUNSHOT] 60 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,278 - SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 61 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,780 YOU INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER, 62 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,281 AND NOW, YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY 63 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,650 WHATEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER YOU WANT? 64 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,355 INVENTING SOMETHING IS THE PERFECT GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEME. 65 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:44,690 - IT'S NOT A SCHEME. 66 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:47,059 INVENTION IS 1% INSPIRATION 67 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:49,461 AND 99% PERSPIRATION. 68 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,063 - WELL, I'M NOT BIG ON SWEATING, 69 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:55,334 SO I'M JUST GOING TO CUT TO THE CHASE ON THIS ONE. 70 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,536 [ELECTRICAL BUZZING] [DISTANT DOG BARKING] 71 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,175 - HOW'S IT COMING IN THERE? 72 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:07,946 - I DID IT. 73 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,082 I INVENTED SOMETHING SO SPECTACULAR 74 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,284 THAT EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD WILL WONDER 75 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,686 HOW THEY EVER SURVIVED WITHOUT IT. 76 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,355 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WANT BREAD, 77 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,056 BUT YOU DON'T WANT THE WHOLE LOAF? 78 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,524 I CALL IT... 79 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:23,028 DAFFY DUCK'S EQUALLY SIZED BREAD PIECES. 80 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:27,099 - THE REST OF THE WORLD CALLS IT SLICED BREAD. 81 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,877 - OK. 82 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,013 YOU KNOW AFTER YOU'VE GONE TO THE BATHROOM, 83 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:43,548 YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU HAD SOMETHING TO HELP YOU-- 84 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,550 YOU KNOW, CLEAN UP, 85 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,754 LIKE A FLUSHABLE PAPER PRODUCT OF SOME SORT? 86 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:54,726 - DAFFY, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU DON'T USE TOILET PAPER? 87 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:02,901 - MINE WAS GOING TO BE CALLED BUTT PAPER! 88 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:09,274 - ONCE AGAIN, IT PAYS TO HAVE INVENTED THE CARROT PEELER. 89 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,015 - AHEM. 90 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,052 - OH, SORRY. 91 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:23,922 - THEY SAY HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF. 92 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,325 WELL, WOULDN'T IT BE AMAZING 93 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:27,793 IF YOU COULD VISIT THE PAST 94 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:30,762 AND SEE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED FOR YOURSELF? 95 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:34,066 OF COURSE, TO DO THIS, THERE WOULD NEED TO BE A DEVICE, 96 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:38,236 A PORTAL IN WHICH YOUR MOLECULAR STRUCTURE WAS BROKEN DOWN 97 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:41,873 AND THEN REASSEMBLED IN THE EXACT SAME MANNER. 98 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,042 - YOU INVENTED A TIME MACHINE? 99 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,545 - NO. BUT IF THERE WAS SUCH A THING, 100 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,246 AND YOU USED IT A LOT, 101 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,349 YOU'D PROBABLY NEED... 102 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:54,219 A BIG BOX WITH A HANDLE ON IT TO CARRY YOUR STUFF. 103 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,253 - A SUITCASE. 104 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,022 - EVERYTHING'S BEEN INVENTED. 105 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:05,797 INVENTING SOMETHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. HOW DID YOU DO IT? 106 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,266 - WELL, FIRST, YOU HAVE TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING. 107 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,601 - NEXT. 108 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:12,037 - I HAPPEN TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT CARROTS. 109 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,173 I PUT ALL MY IDEAS INTO THIS NOTEBOOK, 110 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:19,678 AND ONE OF THEM TURNED INTO A LITTLE THING CALLED THE CARROT PEELER. 111 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,214 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 112 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,850 I HAVE A CHECK TO DEPOSIT. 113 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,918 [DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS] 114 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:31,490 - LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE HE'S GOT IN HERE. 115 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:35,127 [GASPS] AN AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER? 116 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:38,430 THAT'S THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA BUGS EVER HAD. 117 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:43,001 I MEAN, THAT'S THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA I EVER HAD. 118 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,636 [LAUGHS] 119 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,638 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 120 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,007 - [QUIET CHUCKLING] 121 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:01,486 - YOU KNOW, I INVENTED THAT. 122 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:05,657 OOH. I BETTER GET HOME. THEY'RE DELIVERING MY MASSAGE CHAIR. 123 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:08,760 - HEY! GET YOUR AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER. 124 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,762 EXCUSE ME, DARLING. 125 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,765 MAY I INTEREST YOU IN AN AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER? 126 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,501 - I ALREADY HAVE A CARROT PEELER. IT WORKS GREAT. 127 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:18,670 - AHA, BUT WITH MY MACHINE, 128 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,472 YOU COULD PEEL CARROTS AT SUPER SPEED, 129 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:23,675 LEAVING MORE TIME FOR YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER. 130 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,844 - HE'S A BOY. - YES, OF COURSE, 131 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,180 A STRAPPING, MASCULINE BOY. 132 00:07:28,182 --> 00:07:30,782 YOU KNOW, MY MACHINE PEELS HUNDREDS OF CARROTS IN MERE SECONDS. 133 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:34,453 - WHO WANTS HUNDREDS OF CARROTS? I'M NOT A RABBIT. 134 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,588 YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A GIRL! 135 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,757 - IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 136 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:42,060 DID YOU STEAL MY PLANS FOR THE AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER? 137 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,728 - [CHUCKLES] LET ME EXPLAIN. 138 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,530 I WAS YOUNG. I NEEDED THE MONEY. 139 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,966 IT'S THE WORST RECESSION SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION. 140 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,801 BESIDES, YOU WEREN'T USING IT. 141 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,137 - THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A DUMB INVENTION. 142 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:56,274 NO ONE BUT ME EATS ENOUGH CARROTS TO JUSTIFY THE COST OF THIS THING. 143 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:59,010 [LAUGHS] YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH BUTT PAPER. 144 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:02,481 - HE'S RIGHT. NO ONE EATS CARROTS. 145 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,449 - EVERYONE IS EATING CARROTS. 146 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:08,553 A NEW STUDY CAME OUT TODAY TOUTING THEIR EXTRAORDINARY HEALTH BENEFITS. 147 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:11,923 - OH, THE AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER IS FLYING OFF THE SHELVES. 148 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,726 I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CARRY THE OLD PEELER ANYMORE. 149 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,061 - YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS. 150 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,563 TIME TO TOSS THAT OLD CARROT PEELER 151 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,532 AND GET THE AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER. 152 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:24,436 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD FOR MY CHECKING ACCOUNT. 153 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,841 [SIGHS] 154 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:37,449 - UM, DO YOU HAVE ANY CARROT PEELERS? 155 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,985 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 156 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,956 - OHH, NO ONE USES THOSE ANYMORE. 157 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,527 I MEANT AN AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER. 158 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,129 - HOW MUCH FOR THE MASSAGE CHAIR? 159 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,431 - [SIGHS] $100. 160 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,267 - IS IT BROKEN? - NO. 161 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:58,270 - IS IT STOLEN? - I JUST BOUGHT IT. 162 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,972 - WHY ARE YOU SELLING IT? - BECAUSE I'M BROKE. 163 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:03,408 - OH, THAT'S MIGHTY SAD. 164 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,743 I'LL GIVE YOU $1.00. 165 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,344 - [SIGHS] 166 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,981 AREN'T YOU GOING TO TAKE IT WITH YOU? 167 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,983 - NAH. LEAVE IT IN YOUR YARD. 168 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:15,353 I LIKES MY MASSAGES IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS. 169 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:23,028 [DISTANT DOG BARKING] 170 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:34,406 - OH! [LAUGHS] 171 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,841 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 172 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:39,044 [LAUGHING] 173 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:43,014 HOO! HOO! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! 174 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,016 - DAFFY! - I'M-- 175 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,552 OH. UH, HEY. WHAT'S UP? 176 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,354 - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 177 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,222 - OF COURSE. 178 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:56,027 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! OOH! HA HA! 179 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,730 - DAFFY, I HAVE TO SELL THE HOUSE. 180 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,399 - IS THIS BECAUSE NO ONE'S BUYING YOUR CARROT PEELER 181 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,401 BECAUSE EVERYONE'S BUYING MY CARROT PEELER? 182 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,738 A CARROT PEELER THAT I STOLE OUT OF YOUR INVENTION NOTEBOOK? 183 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,342 BECAUSE IF IT IS, I FEEL LIKE SOME OF THIS COULD BE MY FAULT. 184 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,876 - IT IS YOUR FAULT. 185 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:14,312 - THEN LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. - HOW? 186 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,915 - I'LL BUY YOUR HOUSE. - WHAT? 187 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,084 - YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN I HAD NOTHING. 188 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,386 YOU TOOK ME IN AND PUT A ROOF OVER MY HEAD. 189 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,755 I'M GOING TO DO THE SAME THING FOR YOU. 190 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,824 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. 191 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,158 NOTHING WILL CHANGE. 192 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,328 THINGS WILL REMAIN QUID PRO QUO. 193 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,896 - YOU MEAN STATUS QUO. 194 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:35,734 - AHEM. AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF, 195 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,069 YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I MEAN. 196 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,372 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID NOTHING WOULD CHANGE. 197 00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:43,775 - UNDER MY ROOF, YOU'LL WATCH YOUR TONE. 198 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,310 - I DIDN'T HAVE A TONE. 199 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,978 - UNH! MY ROOF. 200 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:55,086 EXCELLENT WORK, GIUSEPPE. 201 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,858 HOW'S WORK AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP? 202 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:03,028 - IT WAS FINE UNTIL SOME JERK CAME IN 203 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,431 AND ORDERED THE WORLD'S MOST COMPLICATED BANANA SPLIT. 204 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,066 - HEY, I LIKE WHAT I LIKE. 205 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,202 HUH. OOPS. BACK ON THE LADDER, GIUSEPPE. YOU MISSED A SPOT. 206 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:14,806 AH-AH-AH. NOT ON THE CHAIR. IT'S CALFSKIN. 207 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,308 UH-UH. THAT'S IVORY. 208 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,511 - WELL, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT? 209 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,380 - WHY DON'T YOU PUT IT BACK ON AND MAKE US DINNER, 210 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:25,917 AND TRY NOT RUINING IT, LIKE YOU DID BREAKFAST? 211 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:32,824 I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT, GIUSEPPE, 212 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:36,394 AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN WORKING. 213 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,633 - [GASPS] A CHECK! 214 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,301 FOR DAFFY. 215 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,904 - SON, YOU CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS. 216 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,505 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 217 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:51,242 - GUY LIKE YOU WASN'T MEANT TO WEAR AN APRON AND TAKE ORDERS. 218 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:54,879 - WELL, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I HAVE MANY OPTIONS. 219 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,515 - DO I LOOK LIKE I GOT A LOT OF OPTIONS? 220 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,051 I'M NOT SMART, I'M NOT GOOD-LOOKING, 221 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,220 AND I'M ABOUT 19 INCHES TALL. 222 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,589 BUT NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO. 223 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,425 I AM THE KING OF MY CASTLE. 224 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,262 CASTLE'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, SON. 225 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,932 BUT IF IT'S YOURS AND YOURS ALONE, 226 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,634 IT DON'T MATTER IF IT'S THE TAJ MAHAL 227 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,670 OR A HOLE IN THE GROUND. 228 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:23,108 - A HOLE IN THE GROUND, HUH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 229 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,478 - MASSAGE OIL FOR THE MASSAGE CHAIR. 230 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:34,252 [GRUNTS] 231 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,491 - MY OLD HOLE IN THE GROUND. 232 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:42,193 HOW DID I USED TO GET INTO THIS THING? 233 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,696 DIDN'T I HAVE A LADDER OR SOMETHING? 234 00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:46,698 MAYBE IT'S NOT A LONG DROP. 235 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,867 [GRUNTS AND SCREAMS] 236 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,735 OOF! 237 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,677 - BEEN THINKIN' FOR A WHILE 238 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,613 AND THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU 239 00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:02,847 - EHH, I'M KIND OF BUSY. 240 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,383 - BEEN THINKIN' THAT OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER 241 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,751 HAS GROWN SO VERY STRONG 242 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,586 - LOVE? WAIT-- - IT'S PLAIN TO SEE 243 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,822 WE'RE BUILDING OUR WORDS TOGETHER 244 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,290 - UH, BACK UP FOR A MINUTE. 245 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,359 - I'M LOOKIN' IN YOUR EYES RIGHT NOW 246 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,794 AND I CAN TELL YOU FEEL THE SAME 247 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,629 YOU'RE CHOKING ME! 248 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,097 - WE ARE IN LOVE 249 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,699 - I AM SO IN LOVE TODAY 250 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,234 - WE ARE IN LOVE 251 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,804 - I THINK I'M GONNA RUN AWAY 252 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,839 - WE ARE IN LOVE 253 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,909 - DID YOU TAP MY PHONE LINES? 254 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,911 - WE ARE IN LOVE 255 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,380 - YES, I TAPPED YOUR PHONE LINES 256 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:38,316 - I WON'T LIE, YOU'RE A VERY PRETTY LADY 257 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,450 THANK YOU! 258 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,486 - BUT YOU'RE CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY 259 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,622 YOU MAKE ME WANT TO MOVE TO BOLIVIA - I'LL GO WITH YOU! 260 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,058 - YOU KNOW, I'M THINKING I SHOULD GET A RESTRAINING ORDER 261 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,626 - THOSE ARE SO HARD TO ENFORCE. 262 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,262 - 'CAUSE YOUR CAR WAS PARKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE 263 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,231 EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK - YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE SWEET. 264 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,501 - YOU'RE THE REASON THAT I HAVE TO KEEP MY SHADES DRAWN 265 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,002 - I'LL WATCH YOU THROUGH THE CHIMNEY. 266 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,138 - I'VE INSTALLED AN ALARM SYSTEM 267 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,173 WITH MOTION BEAM DETECTORS 268 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,109 I HAVE THE CODE. - WE ARE IN LOVE 269 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,111 - GIVE ME JUST 5 MINUTES 270 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,280 - WE ARE IN LOVE 271 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,649 - I THINK THAT WAS 5 MINUTES 272 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,952 - WE ARE IN LOVE 273 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,287 - DID YOU JUST MOVE IN WITH ME? 274 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,456 - WE ARE IN LOVE 275 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,092 - YES, I JUST MOVED IN WITH YOU 276 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,094 - WE ARE IN LOVE 277 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:31,169 - NO, WE'RE NOT 278 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,837 - THAT WAS OUR FIRST LOVE SONG! 279 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,272 - UGH. 280 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:40,979 - MY OLD RABBIT HOLE. 281 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,449 A LITTLE DUSTIER THAN I REMEMBER. 282 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,984 [COUGHING] 283 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,486 OK. A LOT DUSTIER. 284 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,688 BUT AT LEAST I'M KING OF MY CASTLE. 285 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,156 THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 286 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,325 I DON'T NEED TO SELL A MILLION CARROT PEELERS. 287 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,629 I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT HERE. 288 00:14:57,631 --> 00:15:00,698 I'VE GOT A CHAIR, I'VE GOT A LAMP. 289 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,635 I'VE GOT A CHAIR AND A LAMP. 290 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:07,538 THAT'S ALL ANYONE NEEDS. I LOVE THE FOREST. 291 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,674 [THUNDER] 292 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,379 - UH-OH. 293 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:24,222 - SALE? WHERE'S THE EXPENSIVE SOUPS? 294 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:34,565 OOH. MINE-STRONE. 295 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,134 SOUNDS FANCY. 296 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,874 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELERS? 297 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,342 - TAKING THEM OFF THE SHELVES. 298 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,711 THEY'RE ALL BEING RECALLED. 299 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,845 - WHAT? WHY? 300 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,881 - APPARENTLY, THEY'RE HIGHLY FLAMMABLE 301 00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:52,183 AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 302 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:56,421 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I SHOULD KNOW. I'M THE INVENTOR. 303 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,889 - YOU INVENTED THESE THINGS? 304 00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:00,425 I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT. 305 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,593 HEY, EVERYBODY! THIS JERK'S RESPONSIBLE 306 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,429 FOR THE AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER! 307 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,831 - [ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE] - [GASPS] 308 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,900 - [GRUNTS] 309 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,902 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING CONTINUES] 310 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,839 - I HATE THE FOREST! 311 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:15,974 AAH! 312 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,876 - BUGS! - DAFFY? 313 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,946 - I KNOW I'VE BEEN A TERRIBLE FRIEND, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP! 314 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,482 THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THE AUTOMATIC CARROT PEELER! 315 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,085 APPARENTLY, IT'S HIGHLY FLAMMABLE! 316 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:31,956 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! STEP 7 OF MY DESIGN INCLUDED A COOLING SYSTEM! 317 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,994 - STEP 7? I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED AT STEP 3! 318 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,662 I JUST GOT SO SLEEPY! 319 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,164 ANYWAY, EVERYONE WANTS THEIR MONEY BACK, 320 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,666 BUT I SPENT ALL THE MONEY, 321 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,002 AND NOW, THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR HOUSE! 322 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,803 - YOU MEAN YOUR HOUSE! 323 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:50,341 - I GIVE IT BACK! JUST PLEASE, COME HOME AND FIX EVERYTHING! 324 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,444 - I DON'T KNOW. I KIND OF LIKE IT HERE. 325 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,915 - PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE! 326 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,351 [MUFFLED GRUNT] 327 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,153 - I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES. 328 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,488 - [GASPS] 329 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,790 [THUNDER] [BEEPING] 330 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,292 - YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! 331 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,794 THEY'RE GOING TO LEVEL THE HOUSE! 332 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,195 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 333 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,865 - THERE ISN'T TIME! 334 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,168 [BEEPING] [ENGINES REV] 335 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,971 - TAKE 'ER DOWN, BOYS. 336 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,306 - BUGS! HURRY! 337 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,978 WHAT IS IT? 338 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,080 - A TIME MACHINE. 339 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:33,184 - [GASPS] I'LL GO GET MY SUITCASE! 340 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,253 [BEEPS] 341 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,057 - WAIT! 342 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,260 [SCREAMS] 343 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,895 NO GREEN SPRINKLES ON THE CHOCOLATE. 344 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,997 YES GREEN SPRINKLES ON THE STRAWBERRY. 345 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:49,600 BUT BOTH NO RED SPRINKLES, EXCEPT ON THE VANILLA, 346 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,870 WHICH SHOULD RECEIVE EXCLUSIVELY RED SPRINKLES. 347 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,008 - THAT'LL BE $5.85. 348 00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,377 - I'VE ONLY GOT 16 CENTS. 349 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,016 GET THE REST FROM YOUR TIP JAR. 350 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,484 [WHIRS AND BEEPS] 351 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,553 - IT'S ON ME. 352 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,891 - WHERE DO YOU GET ALL YOUR MONEY? 353 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,193 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 354 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,527 - CAN I BORROW $50? 355 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,563 I NEED A NEW PAIR OF MALL PANTS. 356 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,928 [CLANKING AND WHIRRING] 357 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,470 [BEEPING] 358 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,945 [RAPID BEEPING] 359 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,451 [BUZZES AND WHIRS] 360 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,155 [ELECTRIC CRACKLING] 361 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,357 [WHIRRING] 362 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,898 [BEEPING] 363 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,614 - BEEP BEEP! 364 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,855 [BEEPS] 365 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,725 [WHIRS AND CLANKS] 366 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,297 [WHIRRING] 367 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,666 [CLANKING] 368 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,411 [BEEPING] 369 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,165 - [INDISTINCT GRUNTING] 370 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,167 [WHIRRING] 371 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,204 - MY FELLOW NEANDERTHALS, 372 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,540 I COME FROM THE FUTURE TO BRING YOU 373 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,476 THE KEY TO MODERN CIVILIZATION. 374 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,447 BUTT PAPER! 375 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:04,428 - [ALL GRUNTING] 376 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,130 - [SCREAMS] 377 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:15,206 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 378 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:31,656 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 379 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,228 - AND THAT'S THE END! 380 00:21:37,278 --> 00:21:41,828 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27451

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