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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,435 --> 00:00:05,204 - DARLING, I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE WRITING TO YOU, 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:07,506 BUT I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY MIND. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:10,909 THAT WEEKEND WE SPENT IN VERMONT WAS THE MOST POWERFUL 4 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,745 EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. 5 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:15,914 YOU ARE THE MOST PERFECT MAN THAT WAS EVER CREATED, 6 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,516 AND I MUST HAVE YOU. 7 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,418 - UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 8 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:20,619 - READING A LETTER. 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,287 - THAT'S NOT ADDRESSED TO YOU. 10 00:00:22,289 --> 00:00:24,089 - OH, IS THAT A CRIME? 11 00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:26,692 - YES. THIS IS YOUR MAIL. 12 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,895 - LOOK, HERE'S A 20 SPOT IF YOU GIVE ME BACK THE LETTER. 13 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:33,499 - BRIBING A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL IS ALSO A CRIME. 14 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,934 AND IS THIS COUNTERFEIT MONEY? 15 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,937 - WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT'S A CRIME, TOO? 16 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:41,807 LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS LIVING IN AMERICA. 17 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:44,109 OOH! LOOK OVER THERE! 18 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:47,312 [SCREAMING] 19 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:57,656 SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PEOPLE DON'T LET ME READ YOUR MAIL?! 20 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,259 SOON AS I CAN MAKE A COUNTERFEIT PASSPORT, 21 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:02,828 I'M MOVING TO MEXICO. 22 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,968 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS ANIMATION 23 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:30,255 - RESTRAINING ORDER. MEDICAL BILL. 24 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,858 INVITATION TO MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. 25 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,393 ANOTHER RESTRAINING ORDER. 26 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:35,961 - WHAT ARE YOU THROWING THAT OUT FOR? 27 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:38,964 - YOU CAN'T RESTRAIN ME. I'M A FREE SPIRIT. 28 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:42,301 - NOT THAT, THE INVITATION TO YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. 29 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:43,836 - A BUNCH OF PEOPLE STANDING AROUND 30 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:46,572 TALKING ABOUT THEIR BABIES AND THEIR MINIVANS? 31 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,340 HUH. SOUNDS THRILLING. 32 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,642 - YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED TO GO TO YOUR REUNION. 33 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:53,545 YOU ALWAYS SAID HIGH SCHOOL WAS THE GREATEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE. 34 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,447 - HMM, THAT'S TRUE. 35 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,316 HIGH SCHOOL WAS EPIC. 36 00:01:57,318 --> 00:02:00,352 I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 37 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,857 THERE WERE 3 SECONDS LEFT, 38 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:07,926 AND EVERYONE KNEW I WAS TAKING THE LAST SHOT. 39 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,362 - [STAMMERING] HI, I'M P-P-PORKY PIG. 40 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,730 - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 41 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:14,166 I'M DAFFY DUCK, THE GUY WHO DIDN'T ASK. 42 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,934 NOW BEAT IT! 43 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,470 NOW, WHERE WAS I? OH, RIGHT. 44 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:21,940 SO I GET THE BALL. THE CLOCK STARTS TICKING. 45 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:25,511 3, 2...NOTHING BUT NET. 46 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,912 - [GIRLS GIGGLING] 47 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:30,849 - DAFFY DUCK GETS ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS. 48 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,317 - IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 49 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:37,122 - NO, IT'S RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT IT. 50 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,790 - GREETINGS. 51 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:42,461 I'M MARVIN THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT. 52 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:45,097 - OH. WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 53 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:47,299 - MARS. 54 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,801 - WELL, LADIES, I'D BETTER GET TO CLASS. 55 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,504 THOSE STRAIGHT "A"s AREN'T GOING TO MAKE THEMSELVES. 56 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,439 - [GIRLS GIGGLING] 57 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:55,641 - HI, DAFFY. 58 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,509 - WELL, AREN'T YOU SWEET? 59 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,645 IN FACT, THE ONLY THING SWEETER THAN YOU 60 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,346 IS THAT CAKE OVER THERE. 61 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,781 HEY, CAKE FOR THE LADY! 62 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,050 YOU KNOW WHAT? CAKE FOR EVERYBODY! 63 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,718 IT'S ON ME. 64 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,720 - [CHEERING] 65 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,125 - ARE YOU NERDS ENJOYING THE CAKE? 66 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:14,726 - IT'S STUPENDOUS. 67 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:15,994 - YUM! 68 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,462 - IS THAT REALLY ON YOU? 69 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,865 - NO, IT'S ON YOU! 70 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,700 [LAUGHING] 71 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,336 - DAFFY DUCK! DAFFY DUCK! 72 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,805 DAFFY DUCK! DAFFY DUCK! 73 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,708 - YECH, I BET PORKY'S NOT GOING TO THE REUNION. 74 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,643 BUT YOU WERE THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS. 75 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,278 WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO GO? 76 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,546 - LOOK AT MY LIFE NOW. 77 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,448 I LIVE IN A DUMP. NO OFFENSE. 78 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,850 I HAVE A STUPID ROOMMATE. NO OFFENSE. 79 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,787 AND I'VE PILED UP TONS OF CREDIT CARD DEBT. NO OFFENSE. 80 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,822 - WHY WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT? 81 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,891 - BECAUSE I USED YOUR CREDIT CAR. 82 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,994 THE POINT IS I PEAKED IN HIGH SCHOOL! 83 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:52,164 - AT LEAST YOU GOT TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL. 84 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,099 - YOU DIDN'T GO TO HIGH SCHOOL? 85 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:57,869 - LET'S JUST SAY MY YOUTH WAS UNCONVENTIONAL. 86 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,405 - WHAT WAS SO UNCONVENTIONAL ABOUT YOUR YOUTH? 87 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,873 - IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 88 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,644 MY UNCONVENTIONAL, INCOMPARABLE, INIMITABLE YOUTH 89 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,413 IS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT 90 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,015 IS THAT YOU ATTEND THIS REUNION. 91 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,284 - WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TO MY REUNION SO BAD? 92 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,419 - BECAUSE YOU CAN. DON'T YOU SEE? 93 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,990 YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOMETHING I CAN ONLY DREAM OF: 94 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:21,193 STAND AROUND WITH PEOPLE YOU BARELY REMEMBER, 95 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:23,262 REMINISCING ABOUT THE BIG GAME, 96 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,998 SENIOR PROM, HOMEWORK! 97 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,165 - YOU'RE WEIRD. 98 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,167 - ALL RIGHT, THE REUNION'S ON SATURDAY, 99 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:32,204 WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE A WHOLE WEEK TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR LIFE. 100 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:36,208 - I CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING OF MY LIFE IN 5 DAYS. 101 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:38,176 - YOU CAN WITH MY HELP, 102 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,878 AND A WEEK IS 7 DAYS. 103 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,447 - 5. I'M NOT LETTING THIS CUT INTO MY WEEKEND. 104 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:46,718 THAT'S MY "ME TIME." I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY MORNING. 105 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,721 EH, THAT'S A LITTLE AMBITIOUS. MONDAY AFTERNOON. 106 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,890 YOU KNOW WHAT? NOTHING EVER GETS DONE ON A MONDAY. 107 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:55,427 LET'S START TUESDAY, NOON... 108 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,895 ISH. 109 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:10,042 - THIS IS YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL, WHICH I DON'T NEED TO REMIND YOU 110 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:11,376 I NEVER GOT TO GO TO. 111 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,011 AND THIS IS YOU NOW. 112 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,314 THERE'S ONLY 4 DAYS UNTIL YOUR REUNION. 113 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:18,784 A REUNION THAT I WOULD LOVE TO ATTEND, BY THE WAY. 114 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:22,988 SO WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO GET YOU FROM HERE TO HERE. 115 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,523 - HOW DO WE DO IT? 116 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,291 - HMM, LET ME THINK. 117 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:30,162 YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL, SOMETHING ADMIRABLE, 118 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,130 SOMETHING HEROIC. 119 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:34,666 - LIKE DESTROY THE EARTH! 120 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,669 - MORE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST? 121 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,338 - [GASPS] THAT'S IT! 122 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:45,010 EVERYONE AT THE REUNION WOULD HAIL THE CONQUERING HERO! 123 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,013 [SCREAMS ECHOING] 124 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,049 [HISSES] 125 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,852 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST 126 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,954 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A WINTER JACKET. 127 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:56,955 - YOU COULD BUY. - NOPE. 128 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,690 - YOU COULD BORROW. - NOPE. 129 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,692 I CAN'T CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST 130 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,928 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A WINTER JACKET. 131 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:06,331 SHAME. WELL, I THINK THAT WAS A GOOD DAY ONE. 132 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,666 - SAME TIME TOMORROW? 133 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,201 - PROBABLY NOT TOMORROW. 134 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,037 I'M PRETTY BLOWN OUT. LET'S SHOOT FOR THURSDAY. 135 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,406 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A THING ON THURSDAY. 136 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:17,743 FRIDAY, I SWEAR. SEE YOU SATURDAY! 137 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,415 SO WHEN'S THIS REUNION AGAIN? 138 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:24,816 - IT'S TONIGHT. 139 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,753 - WHAT?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME? 140 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,088 I GUESS I'M NOT GOING TO MY REUNION. 141 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,791 - WE'VE GOT TO GO! I MEAN YOU'VE GOT TO GO. 142 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,559 AND THERE'S STILL SOMETHING YOU CAN DO 143 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,828 TO IMPRESS EVERYONE AT THE REUNION. 144 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,231 AND IT'S NOT DESTROY THE EARTH. 145 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,032 - THEN WHAT IS IT? 146 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:45,704 I'M RUINING MY MANICURE. 147 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,639 GIVE ME YOUR QUARTER. 148 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:50,509 - I'M STARTING TO THINK THE ODDS OF WINNING THE LOTTERY ARE PRETTY LOW. 149 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,612 - [GASPS] THREE SIXES? THREE SIXES! 150 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,948 I WON! I WON THE LOTTERY! I'M RICH! 151 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,717 - WE CAN GO TO YOUR REUNION! 152 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,752 I MEAN YOU CAN GO TO YOUR REUNION. 153 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,421 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 154 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,956 HAPPY AND JEALOUS! MOSTLY JEALOUS! 155 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:09,161 - HA HA! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! 156 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:12,531 I KNEW I DIDN'T PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL! 157 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,066 - DAFFY, YOU DIDN'T GET THREE SIXES. 158 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,636 YOU WERE HOLDING IT UPSIDE-DOWN. 159 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,604 YOU GOT THREE NINES. 160 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,508 BESIDES, YOU WERE PLAYING LUCKY EIGHTS. 161 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,344 THIS IS HOPELESS. 162 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:29,414 - EXCUSE ME. DO YOU HAVE A QUARTER FOR THE PARKING METER? 163 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,549 - NO. 164 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:31,950 - BUT YOU'RE HOLDING A QUARTER. 165 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,286 - WHAT, THIS? THIS ISN'T A QUARTER. 166 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,520 - THAT'S NOT A QUARTER? 167 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,055 - NO. THIS IS A FAKE. 168 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,658 I'M AGENT JIMMY GLASS, AND THIS IS AGENT IRA BUTTLES, 169 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,526 AND WE'RE WITH THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT. 170 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:44,696 WE'RE INVESTIGATING A HIGHLY ILLEGAL COUNTERFEIT OPERATION IN THE AREA. 171 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,565 I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE YOUR WALLET. 172 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:50,101 - OH! UH, OF COURSE. 173 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,404 - YEP, THIS ONE LOOKS A LITTLE IFFY. 174 00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:54,973 GONNA HAVE TO RUN SOME TESTS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE. 175 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,942 BUT KEEP YOUR EYES AND EARS OPEN! 176 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,478 - THAT'S IT! I THOUGHT IN ORDER TO GO TO THE REUNION, 177 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,848 YOU NEEDED TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT: A SUCCESS. 178 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,950 BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU SHOULD JUST GO 179 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:08,220 AS SOMEONE YOU ALREADY ARE: A LIAR. 180 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,121 - YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE REUNION 181 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:13,024 AND JUST LIE ABOUT HOW SUCCESSFUL I AM? 182 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,694 THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA! 183 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:19,264 I'M LYING. IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 184 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,700 OR WAS THAT A LIE? 185 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:25,303 THIS LYING COULD GET OUT OF CONTROL. 186 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,305 OR IS THAT A LIE? 187 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,709 THE LYING IS IN CONTROL! 188 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,578 - OH, BRUDDER. 189 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,947 - WELL, AFTER HIGH SCHOOL, 190 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,983 I JUST HAD TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL, 191 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:41,253 GET BACK TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT: THE LAND. 192 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:42,420 [DING] 193 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:45,257 - I'VE GOT ABOUT 30,000 ACRES IN MONTANA. 194 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:46,258 [DING] 195 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:49,261 - PROBABLY ABOUT 50,000 HEAD OF CATTLE. 196 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:50,595 [DING] 197 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:54,299 - THAT'S ABOUT 2 HEADS OF CATTLE PER ACRE. YEAH. 198 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,467 [DING] 199 00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:58,069 - I LOVE A CATTLE DRIVE. 200 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,204 [DING] 201 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,772 - TOO MUCH SPITTING. 202 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:03,074 - I SIGNED UP AFTER GRADUATION. 203 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,678 I HEARD THE CALL OF DUTY, AND I ANSWERED. 204 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,079 OH, THIS? 205 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,950 WHAT YOU CALL HEROISM, I CALL DUTY. 206 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,386 BELIEVE ME, WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR DUTY, 207 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,188 YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DOING YOUR DUTY. 208 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:19,658 IT'S YOUR DUTY. YOU JUST DO IT. 209 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,027 YOU DO YOUR DUTY. 210 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,696 - TOO MUCH SAYING THE WORD "DUTY." 211 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,998 - [GRUFF VOICE] I'M BATMAN. 212 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,570 - SO WHAT LIE DID YOU SETTLE ON? 213 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,272 - ONE LIE IS TOO LIMITING. 214 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,709 IT'S GONNA BE A BIG REUNION. I CAN TELL A LOT OF LIES. 215 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,878 - THAT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BACKFIRE. 216 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,313 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 217 00:09:41,315 --> 00:09:44,849 - WELL, IF I WERE YOU, I'D BRING SOMEONE ALONG 218 00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:47,218 TO HELP YOU KEEP TRACK OF ALL THOSE LIES. 219 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:50,121 - BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO GO TO SOMEONE ELSE'S REUNION? 220 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,291 - ME! I WANT TO GO TO YOUR REUNION! 221 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:57,596 - YOU? THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING EARLIER? 222 00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,599 [MUSIC PLAYING] 223 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,133 - JUST STAY CLOSE. 224 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:07,339 THE LIES ARE ABOUT TO GET COMPLICATED. 225 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,340 - NAME? 226 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:10,942 - COUNT LEOPOLD VON LICHTENSTEIN. 227 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,677 - HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? 228 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,945 - BOB JONES. 229 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,680 - WELL, WHICH ONE IS IT? 230 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,082 - UH, BOTH! 231 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,417 - EH, MAYBE EASE INTO THE LIES. 232 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,753 THIS IS HIM. 233 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,488 - WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE. 234 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,558 PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LEAVE MY SIDE THE REST OF THE NIGHT. 235 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,026 - I PROMISE. 236 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,595 [GASPS] ARE THOSE LOCKERS? 237 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,230 - BUGS! BUGS! 238 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,632 [MUSIC PLAYING] 239 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:36,368 - PARTY TONIGHT 240 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,242 [SIREN] 241 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,111 - I SAY, I SAY, EVERYDAY I GO OUT WALKIN' 242 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,313 ALL THEM LADIES START TO SQUAWKIN' 243 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,682 'CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I'M THE COOLEST BIRD AROUND 244 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,384 - [HENS SIGHING] 245 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:55,687 - NOW, SON, I'VE BEEN TO PARIS ON A BOAT WITH 50 SAILS 246 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:59,457 GOT THROWN INTO THE WATER, AND I WRESTLED ME A WHALE 247 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:03,261 'CAUSE I'M A BIRD OF ACTION, I DON'T JUST TALK THE TALK 248 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:07,265 ONE THING ABOUT OLD FOGHORN, SON 249 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,135 I'M THE COCK OF THE WALK 250 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,672 I REDESIGNED THE TAJ MAHAL AND PAINTED EVERY ROOM 251 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,575 I DRIVE A BIG OL' MONSTER TRUCK THAT RUNS ON CHEAP PERFUME 252 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:21,279 I'VE WON OLYMPIC GOLD FOR EVERY RACE I'VE EVER RUN 253 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:25,150 AND I GOT A NOBEL PRIZE JUST FOR HAVIN' TOO MUCH FUN 254 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,687 A TIGER TRIED TO EAT ME, BUT I PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE 255 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:32,691 I CAUGHT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AND A FLOCK OF UFOs 256 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:36,294 HARVARD HIRED ME TO BE THEIR NUMBER ONE HEAD TEACHER 257 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:40,065 I WON AN OSCAR FOR BEST ROOSTER IN AN ANIMATED FEATURE 258 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:43,702 I WALK INTO THE HEN HOUSE, ALL THE CHICKENS START TO SQUAWK 259 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:48,506 YOU LOOK AT ME, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THE COCK OF THE WALK 260 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,607 - [SQUAWKING] 261 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:53,178 - YOU LOOK AT ME, YOU REALLY SEE THE 262 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,380 COCK OF THE WALK 263 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,290 - BUGS! BUGS! 264 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,293 - REMEMBER ME? WE WERE IN HOMEROOM TOGETHER. 265 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,196 - OH, HEY, TANYA. LONG TIME NO SEE. 266 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,630 - WHATCHA BEEN UP TO? 267 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,767 - ME? OH, I, UH--UH-- 268 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:16,935 - ARE YOU MARRIED? 269 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,038 - MARRIED? UH, YES, HAPPILY MARRIED. 270 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,674 VERY HAPPILY MARRIED, TO A MODEL. 271 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,609 - WOW. ANY KIDS? 272 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,912 - TWO KIDS. BOY AND A GIRL. TEGAN AND CASSIDY. 273 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,180 ALSO MODELS. 274 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:32,050 - GEE. WELL, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 275 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,486 - IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, TANYA! 276 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:37,689 WHAT WAS I SO WORRIED ABOUT? I DON'T NEED BUGS. 277 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,958 - HEH HEH! ELLIOT HOWSER. 278 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,594 OH, HEIDI GARDNER. 279 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,896 HEH HEH! JIMMY BANKET. 280 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,197 - FRIENDS OF YOURS? 281 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,099 - OH, I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. 282 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,735 [GASPS] ANDY FRIEDMAN. 283 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:55,340 - DID YOU HEAR THAT DAFFY DUCK WON A BRONZE MEDAL AT THE OLYMPICS? 284 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,743 - [GASPS] I'M SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING TRACK OF DAFFY'S LIES! 285 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:02,347 AND INSTEAD, I'VE BEEN STANDING AROUND DRINKING PUNCH. 286 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:10,288 - WELL, I'M NOW THE HEAD OF A VERY PROFITABLE NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION. 287 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,090 I USED TO BE A PRO SURFER, 288 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,659 BUT AFTER THE SHARK ATTACK, I HAD AN EPIPHANY 289 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:18,263 AND DECIDED TO DEDICATE MY LIFE TO THE BETTERMENT OF SOCIETY. 290 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,331 AND I'M ALSO A MODEL. 291 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,535 - SORRY, DAFF. OK, WHAT LIES HAVE YOU TOLD SO FAR? 292 00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:27,038 - BUGS, RELAX. I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. 293 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,139 - REALLY? 294 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,607 - EASY BREEZY. 295 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,110 IT'S LIKE STEALING BABIES FROM A CANDY STORE. 296 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,778 GO ENJOY THE REUNION. 297 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,514 - I DON'T KNOW. I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED MY-- 298 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:41,653 [GASPS] IS THAT SOMEBODY ELSE'S OLD ALGEBRA TEACHER? 299 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,189 - PETE! MARVIN! 300 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,191 WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN UP TO? 301 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,828 - OHH. HIGH SCHOOL WAS A HORRIBLE TIME FOR ME. 302 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:54,165 THEREFORE, I HAVE SPENT EVERY MOMENT SINCE GRADUATION 303 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,501 PLOTTING TO DESTROY THE EARTH. 304 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,037 - HEH. I HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH THAT THAN I DID. 305 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,438 WHAT ABOUT YOU, PETE? 306 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,942 - OH, I'M STILL WAITING TO GRADUATE. 307 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,443 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 308 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,346 - I'M THE STARTING QUARTERBACK FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS. 309 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,082 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU OWNED THE DALLAS COWBOYS. 310 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,984 - OH, UH, YEAH. 311 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,853 THAT'S--UH, I-- 312 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,421 - WELL, WHICH IS IT? 313 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,924 - UH...UH... OOH, LOOK OVER THERE! 314 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:23,127 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 315 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,774 - BUGS! 316 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,677 - HI. I'VE HEARD YOU'VE BECOME A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR. 317 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,145 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 318 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,947 - OH, UH, SURE. 319 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,650 - I'VE NEVER HAD MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH AN ASTRONAUT BEFORE. 320 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,885 DO YOU MIND? 321 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,087 - YOU'RE AN ASTRONAUT, TOO? 322 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,890 - WELL, UH, BEFORE I WAS A MOVIE STAR, I WAS-- 323 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:55,059 - BATMAN, COME QUICK! THERE'S A BREAK-IN AT THE MUSEUM! 324 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,527 - BATMAN? - BATMAN? 325 00:14:56,529 --> 00:15:01,165 - WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING THIS MAN, THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO, 326 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,901 IS BATMAN? 327 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,905 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 328 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,174 [MUSIC PLAYING] 329 00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,176 - HE'S SO CUTE. 330 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:14,579 - I DON'T REMEMBER HIM FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 331 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,782 - [STAMMERING] BUGS, WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 332 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,119 - I'M HERE WITH DAFFY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 333 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,587 FROM THE STORY I HEARD, 334 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,789 HIGH SCHOOL WAS PRETTY ROUGH FOR YOU. 335 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,492 - ROUGH? HA HA HA HA! 336 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,295 HIGH SCHOOL WAS THE GREATEST TIME IN MY LIFE. 337 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,931 I'M SURPRISED DAFFY CAME. 338 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,065 - HUH? 339 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,067 - PORKY! 340 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,669 - HEY! 341 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,074 - EXCUSE ME, BUT DO YOU REMEMBER DAFFY DUCK? 342 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,375 - WHO? 343 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,211 - DAFFY DUCK. COME ON, YOU GOTTA REMEMBER HIM. 344 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:50,315 HE WAS THE COOLEST GUY AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL. 345 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,685 DAFFY DUCK. YOU KNOW, BLACK FEATHERS, BIG BEAK, 346 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,086 ABOUT THIS TALL. 347 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,822 - OH! YOU MEAN DAFFY DORK. 348 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,825 EW, THAT GUY WAS SUCH A NERD! 349 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,294 [BOTH GIGGLING] 350 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,929 - I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU! 351 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,299 MY WEB OF LIES HAS ENTANGLED ME IN A WEB OF LIES. 352 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,302 - IN HIGH SCHOOL, WERE YOU EVER CALLED DAFFY DORK? 353 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,037 - DAFFY DORK? 354 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:17,909 WHY WOULD ANYONE CALL THE COOLEST GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL DAFFY D--[GASPS] 355 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,647 - [STAMMERING] THERE WERE 3 SECONDS LEFT, 356 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,783 AND EVERYONE KNEW I WAS TAKING THE LAST SHOT. 357 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,719 - HI, I'M DAFFY DUCK. 358 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:31,189 - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. I'M THE GUY WHO DIDN'T ASK. 359 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,257 NOW BEAT IT. 360 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,528 - IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 361 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:42,066 - CAKE FOR EVERYBODY! IT'S ON ME! 362 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,268 - [CHEERING] 363 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,674 - HEY, NERD, ARE YOU ENJOYING THE CAKE? 364 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,944 - IT'S DELICIOUS. IS IT REALLY ON YOU? 365 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:56,614 - NO, IT'S ON YOU. 366 00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:00,952 - DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK! 367 00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:03,521 [LAUGHING] 368 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,595 - SO THIS MEANS I WASN'T THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS. 369 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,364 I WAS THE BIG DORK ON CAMPUS! 370 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,234 WOW, I REALLY AM A LIAR. 371 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,904 AND THE GREATEST LIE I EVER TOLD WAS TO MYSELF. 372 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,274 - WAIT! DON'T YOU SEE? THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 373 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,444 YOU'D THOUGHT YOU'D GONE FROM HERE TO HERE, 374 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,380 BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU NEVER WENT ANYWHERE. 375 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,215 - WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THAT? 376 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,618 - IT MEANS YOU HAVEN'T PEAKED YET. 377 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,387 - [GASPS] YOU'RE RIGHT. 378 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,389 YOU HEAR THAT, YOU LOSERS? 379 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,958 I DIDN'T PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL! 380 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,995 BUT YOU DID! AND YOU DID! 381 00:17:43,997 --> 00:17:46,931 AND YOU CERTAINLY DID! 382 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:50,902 - DAFFY, I'VE APOLOGIZED A THOUSAND TIMES. 383 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:54,939 - AND YOU! YOU USED TO BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL, 384 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,607 AND NOW YOU'RE-- 385 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,743 WELL, YOU'RE STILL VERY BEAUTIFUL. 386 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,279 THE POINT IS YOU ALL PEAKED TOO SOON. 387 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,148 EXCEPT FOR YOU. SO LONG, JERKS! 388 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,584 I'M OFF, AND UNLIKE YOU, 389 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,054 I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP. 390 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,190 AAH! 391 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:16,127 - DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK! 392 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:20,898 - DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK! IT'S GOT A RING TO IT. 393 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,668 - DAFFY DORK! DAFFY DORK! 394 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,543 [BIRD CAWING] 395 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,345 [WHOOSH] 396 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,813 - BEEP! BEEP! 397 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,967 - [ROARING] 398 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,571 [WHOOSHING] 399 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,987 - BEEP! BEEP! 400 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,666 [THUD] 401 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,140 [RUMBLING] 402 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,616 [WHISTLE, THUD] 403 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,886 [SQUEAK] 404 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:32,496 [RUMBLING] 405 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,639 [BEEPING] 406 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,055 - I MAY HAVE MISSED OUT ON HIGH SCHOOL, 407 00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:02,793 BUT I GOT TO GO TO ONE HECK OF A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION. 408 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,796 OH! HOME MOVIES FROM MY UNCONVENTIONAL YOUTH. 409 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,466 I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE IN A WHILE. 410 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,606 [POIGNANT MUSIC PLAYING] 411 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,993 - YOU WERE THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO? 412 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,194 - EH, INTERIM. 413 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:40,631 - YOU DID ALL THAT INSTEAD OF GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL? 414 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,234 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 415 00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,304 [LAUGHING] 416 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,173 YOU PEAKED TOO SOON! 417 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,776 [LAUGHING] 418 00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:01,552 - MEH, I DON'T THINK I PEAKED QUITE YET. 419 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,125 [TIRES SQUEAL] 420 00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:15,199 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 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