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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:07,206 [GOLF CLUB STRIKES] 2 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,683 - HMM. 3 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:23,155 - [GIGGLES] 4 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:25,891 - EXCUSE ME, SIR. THE COUNTRY CLUB IS FOR MEMBERS ONLY. 5 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:28,427 - WELL, I'M A MEMBER. - WHAT'S YOUR MEMBERSHIP NUMBER? 6 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,896 - ONE. I'M NUMBER ONE. 7 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,731 - ONE IS NOT A VALID MEMBERSHIP NUMBER. 8 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,900 - DID I SAY ONE? I MEANT TWO. 9 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:38,704 - SIR, IF YOU'RE NOT A MEMBER, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO INSIST THAT YOU EXIT THE PROPERTY. 10 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:40,839 - FINE. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO A CLUB 11 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,708 THAT WOULD HAVE ME AS A MEMBER, ANYWAY. 12 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,443 - WE DON'T HAVE YOU AS A MEMBER. 13 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,712 - AND YOU NEVER WILL. 14 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,314 - MEMBERSHIP NUMBER? - 1673. 15 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,718 - 1673, HUH? 16 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,238 - MEMBERSHIP NUMBER? - 1673. 17 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:18,243 LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A NEW LUCKY NUMBER. 18 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,645 - FORE! 19 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,981 - NO, DUMMY, 1673! 20 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,716 OH! [GRUNTS] 21 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,969 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. ANIMATION 22 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:53,979 - MEMBERSHIP NUMBER? 23 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:58,383 - 1673, AND THIS GENTLEMAN IS MY GUEST. 24 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:03,555 WELCOME TO ROYAL OAKS GLEN OAKS OAKWOOD OAKS COUNTRY CLUB, 25 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:09,661 OR R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C., AS US MEMBERS CALL IT. 26 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,064 - DAFFY, HOW DID YOU GET INTO A COUNTRY CLUB? 27 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:14,199 - I'M RICH. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 28 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:17,069 - I'M BELOVED IN THE COMMUNITY. - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 29 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:20,772 - WELL, THIS IS A REAL HE SAID, SHE SAID SITUATION. 30 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,508 NOW, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE DOING-- 31 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,409 GOLF, TENNIS, SWIMMING? 32 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:28,747 WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING HERE AT THE R.O.G.O.--UH-- 33 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:33,485 "R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C." 34 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,887 - I'M UP FOR SOME TENNIS. 35 00:02:34,889 --> 00:02:37,022 - NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT, YOU'RE NOT. 36 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,758 - WOW. THIS PLACE IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. 37 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,761 - OH, WE ONLY LET IN THE REAL HOI POLLOI, 38 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:46,165 THE TOP PHILISTINES, THE FINEST BOURGEOISIE. 39 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,634 YOU DON'T SPEAK FRENCH. I'M SORRY FOR THAT. 40 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,170 DICKIE! AGGIE! HUGS, HUGS, KISS, KISS. 41 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,639 WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND BUGSY. 42 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,507 BUGSY, DICKIE. DICKIE, BUGSY. 43 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,376 AGGIE, DICKIE, BUGSY, DAFFY, 44 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,244 DICKIE, AGGIE, DICKIE, BUGSY. 45 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:01,647 DAFFY-- DICKIE. 46 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,025 OUT. 47 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,294 - WHAT? OW! 48 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,162 - ACE! 30-LOVE! 49 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:20,165 - OOH! OOH! HEY. 50 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,434 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 51 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,736 - ACE! 40-LOVE! 52 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,542 - EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME! 53 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:33,412 [MACHINE FIRES] - EXCUSE ME! 54 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,414 - OH! HI. 55 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,350 OH! - HEY, GAME! 56 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,619 - ARE YOU OK? 57 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,955 - I DON'T KNOW. DO I LOOK OK? 58 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:44,690 - I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT. 59 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:46,892 - I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT, TOO. 60 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:52,097 - WELL, I STILL GOT IT. 61 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,966 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 62 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:55,968 I WON THE MATCH WHILE YOU WERE GONE. 63 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,769 [CHUCKLES] SHOULD HAVE CALLED TIME OUT. 64 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:59,905 - THEN I GUESS WE BOTH WON, 65 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:05,177 'CAUSE I JUST SCORED A DATE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 66 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,979 SHE'S PERFECT. 67 00:04:06,981 --> 00:04:10,048 - OHH! - ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 68 00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:19,258 [SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:21,126 - CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO START? 70 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,861 Both: I'LL HAVE THE CARROT SOUP. 71 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,864 - OH! [GIGGLES] - 2 CARROT SOUPS. 72 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,000 AND TRY NOT TO MIX UP OUR ORDERS. 73 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:31,270 - OH! [GIGGLES] OHH. 74 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:36,141 - I HATE TO JINX IT, BUT THIS DATE IS OFF TO A PRETTY GOOD START. 75 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:37,409 - [GIGGLES] 76 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:40,145 - YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY. I LIKE YOUR HAIR. 77 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:43,215 - OH, THANKS. THEY'RE MY EARS. 78 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:45,284 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING TENNIS? 79 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:48,153 - MY WHOLE LIFE. IT'S KIND OF MY PASSION. 80 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,023 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 81 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:52,958 - OH, SORRY. THAT'S MY PHONE. 82 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,560 SORRY. LOT OF STUFF IN HERE. 83 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:58,430 MAKEUP, KEYS, RUBBER BAND BALL. 84 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,767 DECK OF CARDS. STAPLER. 85 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,435 FLASHLIGHT. MINI FAN. 86 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:06,171 - OH! [GLASS SHATTERS AND METAL BANGS] 87 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,040 - I LIKE TO RECORD MY THOUGHTS. 88 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,909 NOTE TO SELF, CLEAN OUT YOUR PURSE. 89 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,577 - OH! HERE IT IS. HELLO? [BEEPS] 90 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:17,783 HI! OH. NOTHING. I'M JUST ON A DATE WITH A REALLY CUTE GUY. 91 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,651 HE'S SITTING ACROSS FROM ME RIGHT NOW. 92 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,919 HE'S TOTALLY LOOKING AT ME. 93 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,587 OH, NO, WAIT. NOW HE'S LOOKING DOWN. 94 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,989 NOW HE'S LOOKING AROUND. 95 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,791 OH, NO! HE'S LOOKING AT ME AGAIN. [CHUCKLES] 96 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:29,328 I BETTER GO. OK. CALL ME LATER. OK. BYE. 97 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,529 - FRIEND OF YOURS? 98 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:31,930 - NOPE. WRONG NUMBER. 99 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,669 OH. IS THERE BUTTER IN THIS? I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BUTTER. 100 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,137 [CHUCKLES] I'M ALLERGIC TO BUTTER. 101 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,473 OH! NO, WAIT. IT'S GLUTEN, NOT BUTTER. 102 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:45,077 I'M ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN. NO, WAIT. NOT GLUTEN, POLLEN. 103 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:46,545 OH, NO. WAIT. I LOVE POLLEN. 104 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:49,414 IS THERE POLLEN IN THIS? CAN I GET SOME POLLEN IN THIS? 105 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,016 YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW THAT I'M THINKING ABOUT IT, 106 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,284 I DON'T REALLY WANT CARROT SOUP. 107 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:55,153 ACTUALLY, MAYBE JUST ONE LITTLE TASTE. 108 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:58,090 OH! OH. THAT'S GOOD. OH. MAYBE JUST ONE MORE. 109 00:05:58,092 --> 00:06:02,361 MMM. OH, ONE MORE. [SLURPING] 110 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,696 JUST ONE MORE. MM. MMM! 111 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,833 YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE POLLEN. ARE YOU GOING TO EAT YOURS? 112 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:12,371 SO, WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR AFTER DINNER? 113 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:13,905 - HOW ABOUT A MOVIE? 114 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,907 WE'LL JUST SIT TOGETHER... - [SLURPING] 115 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,442 - WATCH A MOVIE... - MMM. 116 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:20,412 - AND NOT TALK. THAT'LL BE NICE. 117 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,180 - MMM. [SLURPING] 118 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,383 MMM. MMM. THIS IS SO GOOD. 119 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:26,184 [SLURPING] 120 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,854 I AM SO GLAD I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO BUTTER. 121 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,123 DO YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE? I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 122 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,858 OH, IT'S SO SAD. - SHH. 123 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,393 - BUT, LIKE, UPLIFTING, TOO. - SHH! 124 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:36,995 - IT'S LIKE A FEEL-GOOD MOVIE, A SAD FEEL-GOOD MOVIE. 125 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,964 IT'S FUNNY ALSO, AND SCARY. 126 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,966 OH! OH! THIS IS THE BEST PART. 127 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,367 OH, NO. WAIT. THIS IS THE WORST PART. 128 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,136 OH, I HATE THIS PART. OH. I HAVE TO PEE. 129 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:47,239 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. - [GRUNTING] 130 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,107 - EXCUSE ME. WATCH YOUR LEG. EXCUSE ME. 131 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,109 [GASPS] I LOVE THIS PART! 132 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,844 OOH, EXCUSE ME! NO, SORRY. GOING BACK. 133 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:56,348 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME! SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 134 00:06:56,350 --> 00:07:00,218 [LAUGHING] 135 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,954 [CRYING] 136 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,823 [SCREAMS] 137 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,692 WOW. THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE. 138 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,462 - AND NOW, YOUR FEATURE PRESENTATION. 139 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,931 - SO BASICALLY, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT-- 140 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,666 WAIT. WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? 141 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,168 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 142 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:19,004 - [GASPS] OH, MY GOSH. I NEVER PEED. 143 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,074 - THAT WAS THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE. 144 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:25,944 - THAT WAS THE BEST DATE OF MY LIFE. 145 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,480 WAIT. DIDN'T I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING? 146 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,016 NOTE TO SELF, CLEAN OUT YOUR PURSE. 147 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,317 THAT'S RIGHT. 148 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:35,187 [TELEPHONE RINGS] - NO. DON'T ANSWER THAT. 149 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:37,656 [BEEPS] - HI, BUN-BUN. IT'S LOLA. 150 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,124 JUST TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF YOU. 151 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,526 AGAIN. SO, ANYWAY, 152 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,861 CALL ME! 153 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,964 IF I DON'T HEAR BACK FROM YOU IN THE NEXT MINUTE OR SO, 154 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,100 I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND CALL YOU AGAIN. BYE. 155 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,069 [KISSING] [BEEPS] 156 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,804 - SOUNDS LIKE SHE LIKES YOU. 157 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,339 YOU TWO GOING OUT AGAIN? 158 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,142 - NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. THAT GIRL'S EXHAUSTING. 159 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,544 I MEAN, I BARELY SAID A SINGLE WORD ALL NIGHT. 160 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:02,214 SHE JUST KEEPS TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING. 161 00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:04,349 IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO LISTEN. 162 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:07,219 - [CHEWING] SORRY. WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING? 163 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:09,020 WELL, I'M OFF TO THE CLUB. 164 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,422 THERE'S A MAHJONGG TOURNAMENT, 165 00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:12,157 AND THE GOLDBERGS ARE GOING DOWN. 166 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,960 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 167 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:16,695 - [GRUNTS] 168 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,697 [BEEPS] - YOU'VE GOT EMAIL! 169 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,307 [BELL DINGS] - BUN-BUN! 170 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:34,446 - AHH. LOLA. 171 00:08:34,448 --> 00:08:35,981 - MMM! 172 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:39,718 HOW CRAZY TO BUMP INTO YOU HERE. 173 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,119 DID YOU GET MY MESSAGES? 174 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,655 - OH, YEAH. I--UH-- I HAVEN'T BEEN HOME. 175 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:47,259 I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY. I HAD TO GO HERE, 176 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:50,195 AND NOW, I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. 177 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,399 - OH. I'LL GIVE IT TO HIM. WE'RE A COUPLE. 178 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,735 IT'S PRETTY SERIOUS. [CHUCKLES] 179 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,203 OOH. 180 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,074 - BEEP, BEEP! OH, MY GOSH! 181 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,609 WE GOT INTO A CAR WRECK! [GIGGLES] 182 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:07,612 NOW WE HAVE TO EXCHANGE INFORMATION. WHAT! 183 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,282 OH, MY GOSH. YOU LIKE BREAD? 184 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,750 HOW CRAZY IS THAT! I LIKE BREAD. 185 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,285 WE'RE LIKE SOUL MATES. 186 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:17,355 - I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M LATE...FOR THAT THING. 187 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:21,626 - HE LIKES MILK, TOO? OH. THIS IS GETTING SCARY. 188 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,094 WE BOTH LIKE MILK! 189 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,898 HI! 190 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,934 - OH! - OOF! 191 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,635 - [SCREAMS AND CHOKES] 192 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:33,171 - BUN-BUN! HELP HIM! 193 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,774 OH, THANK YOU. 194 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,375 YOUR BODY LOOKS CRAZY. 195 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,912 YOU SHOULD DO MORE CARDIO AND LESS WEIGHTS. 196 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,181 OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE OK. 197 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,585 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I EVER LOST YOU. 198 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,854 - LOLA, I CAN'T SEE YOU ANYMORE. - SAY WHAT? 199 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:53,325 - I--I JUST DON'T THINK WE'RE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. 200 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,926 - WELL... [WHIMPERS] 201 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,128 - DON'T CRY. - [WHIMPERING] 202 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,999 OH, MY GOD. NO. [CRYING] 203 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,734 - PLEASE. PLEASE, DON'T CRY. 204 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:05,870 - [SOBBING] 205 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,540 WHY? 206 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:11,610 - LOLA, PLEASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 207 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,244 - REALLY? 208 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,713 SO YOU WANT TO GO OUT AGAIN? 209 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:17,115 - FINE. - YAY! 210 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,250 WE'RE BACK TOGETHER, EVERYBODY. 211 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,652 WE JUST HAD OUR FIRST FIGHT. 212 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,520 BUT I THINK WE'RE STRONGER FOR IT. 213 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,856 I FEEL VERY HURT. DO YOU FEEL VERY HURT? 214 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,192 - NO. - SEE YOU AT LUNCH. 215 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,497 - COULD YOU DROP THAT THING ON ME AGAIN? 216 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,576 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 217 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,411 - EVERY TIME YOU SEE ME 218 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,146 YOU EARTHLINGS TURN AND RUN 219 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,015 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS 220 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,416 I'M REALLY SUPER FUN 221 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,151 I'M A MARTIAN 222 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,953 NOT A GREAT WHITE SHARK 223 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,488 I'M A MARTIAN 224 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,323 I LIKE FRISBEE IN THE PARK 225 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,058 COME OVER TO MY PARTY 226 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,626 IT'S NOT THAT LONG A TRIP 227 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,328 YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU MADE THE JOURNEY 228 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,130 FOR MY 7-LAYER DIP 229 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,065 I LIKE SHARING CHEESE PIZZA 230 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,600 YOU SEE, I'M NOT SO BAD 231 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,435 DO YOU LIKE LITTLE PUPPIES? 232 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,003 I MAKE THEM IN MY LAB 233 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,005 I'M A MARTIAN 234 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,740 I HOLD FOR YOU NO ILL WILL 235 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,208 A MARTIAN 236 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,277 DOES SOME NEED A CHILL PILL? 237 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,547 MY NAME'S MARVIN, I'M A MARTIAN 238 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:25,684 LA-LA LA-LA LEE, LA-LA LEE LEE LOU 239 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,452 LET'S SHARE A LEMON SODA 240 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,287 AND TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS 241 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,689 BUT DON'T INSULT MY HELMET 242 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,290 'CAUSE THEN, I'LL HIT THE CEILING 243 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,292 I'VE GOT A LASER 244 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,027 AND IT'S POINTED AT YOUR PLANET 245 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,629 IT'S MY LASER 246 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,364 SO DON'T TAKE ME FOR GRANTED 247 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,232 I'M A MARTIAN 248 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,901 BOOM SHAKA-LAKA 249 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,903 I'M A MARTIAN 250 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,505 SHAKA-LAKA-- 251 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,240 BOOM. 252 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,316 - PARDON ME, DOLL. 253 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,185 ANOTHER ROUND OF ARNOLD PALMERS. 254 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,821 PUT IT ON 1673. 255 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,023 NOW, LADIES, 256 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:09,260 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU DOES NOT LEAVE THIS TABLE. 257 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,263 ESTELLE AND ABE ARE BREAKING UP. 258 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,665 - [ALL GASP] 259 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,667 - YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME, 260 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:19,404 BUT APPARENTLY, ABE PREFERS BLONDES. 261 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,541 DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, PHYLLIS--NATURAL BLONDES. 262 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,210 [LAUGHTER] 263 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:28,880 - HI, ESTELLE. GIVE MY REGARDS TO ABE. 264 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,016 [LAUGHTER] 265 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,219 [SIGHS] 266 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,223 - TIME FOR PLAN "B." 267 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,094 - WHERE IS BUGS? 268 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,696 - [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] BUGS BUNNY? 269 00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:45,964 - YOU KNOW HIM? 270 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,665 - OH, I KNOW HIM. 271 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:51,202 BUGS BUNNY IS THE WORST MAN I'VE EVER MET! 272 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,537 - BUGS BUNNY IS A SAINT. 273 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,806 - THAT'S WHAT HE'D HAVE YOU BELIEVE. 274 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,876 LET ME GUESS-- YOU MET HIM ON A TENNIS COURT? 275 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,778 - [GASPS] - UNBELIEVABLE. 276 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:03,982 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE, GIRL TO GIRL? 277 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:07,719 IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR HEART SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES, 278 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,922 YOU'LL BREAK UP WITH BUGS BUNNY TODAY. 279 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,460 - [WHISTLES] 280 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,996 - HEY, LOLA. SORRY I'M LATE. 281 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,264 - OH, I'M NOT. 282 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,766 I JUST HAD A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION 283 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:23,034 WITH AN UGLY WOMAN. 284 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,570 - UGLY? - VERY UGLY. 285 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,306 BUT SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT HAS ME LOOKING AT YOU 286 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,042 IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WAY. 287 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,778 BUGS BUNNY, YOU... 288 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,314 ARE A BAD BOY. 289 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,317 I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A BAD BOY BEFORE. 290 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,320 THAT MAKES ME A BAD GIRL. [GIGGLES] MEOW! 291 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,789 - LOLA! OVER HERE, DARLING! 292 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,293 - WHO ARE THEY? - MY PARENTS. 293 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,694 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS MET. 294 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,830 BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR, BAD BOY. 295 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:56,301 - BUGS. [CHUCKLES] LOLA'S TOLD US SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 296 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,436 - SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 297 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:02,607 - [LAUGHS] SEE? TOLD YOU HE WAS FUNNY. 298 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,143 [LAUGHTER] 299 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,178 - OH, HE'S WONDERFUL. 300 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,783 - EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 301 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,320 YOU HAVE TO END THIS. 302 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,455 I DON'T CARE IF SHE CRIES. 303 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,724 I DON'T CARE THAT HER PARENTS ARE THERE. 304 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,794 SHE'S CRAZY, AND THIS ENDS NOW. 305 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,265 AND YOU ARE NOT AN UGLY WOMAN. 306 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,869 OOH! A MINT. THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK. 307 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,940 YOU CAN DO THIS. IT'S LIKE RIPPING OFF A BANDAGE. 308 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,142 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT IT'S LIKE WE COMPLETE EACH OTHER. 309 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:41,980 - OOH! - WE'RE SOUL MATES! OOH! 310 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,817 YES! - WHAT? 311 00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,419 - OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU! 312 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,154 - HUH? - AHEM. 313 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,824 MY DAUGHTER'S GETTING MARRIED. 314 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:56,461 TO THE FUTURE MR. AND MRS. BUGS BUNNY, 315 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,864 AND THE SON I NEVER HAD. 316 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,634 - BRAVO! [CHEERING] 317 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:05,103 - OH, IT'S SO ROMANTIC! 318 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,504 - WHY ARE WE CLAPPING? 319 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,806 - ONE OF THE CLUB MEMBERS JUST GOT ENGAGED. 320 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:12,277 - DARLING, SEND THE HAPPY COUPLE A BOTTLE OF YOUR BEST BUBBLY, 321 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,812 COMPLIMENTS OF 1673. 322 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,615 - SOMEONE'S BUCKING FOR CLUB PRESIDENT. 323 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,851 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, 324 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,653 FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, 325 00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:24,255 THEN COMES LOTS OF BUNNIES IN A BABY CARRIAGE. OOH! 326 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,391 - EHH... 327 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,059 - WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET PEPE. 328 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,929 HE'S THE WEDDING PLANNER FOR THE R.O.G.O.O.O.C.C. 329 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,531 - CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST SAY COUNTRY CLUB? 330 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:37,135 - LOLA, MON CHERIE. MWAH! MWAH! 331 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,871 AND THIS MUST BE THE LUCKY GROOM. 332 00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:41,272 MWAH! MWAH! 333 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,109 MMM. SO LUCKY. SO, SO LUCKY. 334 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,846 YOUR WEDDING DAY IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE. 335 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,482 I SHOULD KNOW-- I'VE BEEN MARRIED 7 TIMES. 336 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,886 NOW, I'M SEEING AN OUTDOOR CEREMONY. 337 00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:58,356 YOU SHOULD FEEL THE BEAUTY OF NATURE EMBRACING YOU 338 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,024 AS YOU WALK DOWN THE AISLE, 339 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:03,561 THE SMELL OF HONEYSUCKLE KISSING YOUR CHEEKS 340 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,897 AS YOU EXCHANGE YOUR VOWS. 341 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,432 - UGH. 342 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,701 - THERE WON'T BE A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE. 343 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,703 - I'LL BE CRYING HARDER THAN ANYONE. 344 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,572 - WHAT'S WRONG, BUN-BUN? YOU DON'T WANT A BIG WEDDING? 345 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,441 WELL, WE COULD HAVE A SMALL WEDDING, 346 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,709 OR A WEDDING ON THE BEACH. 347 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,110 OR WE COULD GET MARRIED IN VEGAS. 348 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,712 OR WE COULD JUST GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE RIGHT NOW! 349 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,180 - OR... - [GASPS] 350 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,415 - WE COULD JUST NOT GET MARRIED. 351 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,750 - [SOBS] 352 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,019 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 353 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:32,090 THIS ISN'T THE BUGS I KNOW! [CRYING] 354 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,159 MWAH! LOVE YOU. 355 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,362 DON'T FORGET, WE'RE HAVING DINNER WITH MY PARENTS. 356 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,964 [CRYING] 357 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,234 - MMM. SO LUCKY. 358 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:45,770 - GOOD GAME, NAKAMORA. 359 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,639 SORRY ABOUT LOSING MY TEMPER ON 14. 360 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,641 AND FOR THROWING YOUR CLUBS IN THE WATER. 361 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,343 GO BUY YOURSELF A NEW SET. 362 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,345 CHARGE IT TO 1673. 363 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,980 - [GROANS] 364 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,782 - OOH! 365 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,185 I HAVEN'T CRASHED A WEDDING IN A FEW MONTHS. 366 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:05,656 - AHH. ARE YOU A GUEST OF THE BRIDE OR THE GROOM? 367 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,625 PLEASE SAY THE GROOM. 368 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,027 - I DON'T KNOW EITHER OF THEM, 369 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,628 BUT IF THERE'S MORE OF THESE GUYS, 370 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,096 I'LL SIT WHEREVER YOU WANT. 371 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,907 [COUGHS] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 372 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,643 DID YOU SNEAK INTO THE CLUB USING 373 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,779 SOMEONE ELSE'S MEMBERSHIP NUMBER? 374 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:30,181 [GASPS] DISGRACEFUL. 375 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,917 - I DIDN'T SNEAK IN. THIS IS MY WEDDING. 376 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,520 - [GASPS] YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED? 377 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,289 AND YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO BE THE BEST MAN? 378 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,957 YOU DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME! 379 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:44,162 DO NOT EXPECT A QUALITY WEDDING GIFT FROM ME. 380 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,463 - [GASPS] 381 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,665 ["WEDDING MARCH" PLAYING] 382 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,974 - WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY 383 00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:01,145 TO CELEBRATE THE MARRIAGE OF BUGS AND LOLA. 384 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:04,482 BEFORE WE BEGIN, IF ANYONE OBJECTS TO THIS MARRIAGE, 385 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,052 SPEAK NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 386 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,720 - [GRUNTS] 387 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,392 - I OBJECT. 388 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,527 - WHAT? - I'M SORRY, BUN-BUN. 389 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,130 [SIGHS] I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME, 390 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,531 BUT I CAN'T MARRY YOU, 391 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,433 BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 392 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,235 - [ALL GASP] 393 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,703 - I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM. 394 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:29,640 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- THE EIGHTH TIME'S A CHARM. 395 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,109 - WILL YOU EVER GET OVER ME? 396 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,978 - IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME. 397 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,782 WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TALK FOR A WHILE. 398 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:42,053 - I UNDERSTAND. PEPPERS! 399 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,122 - SO LUCKY. 400 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,658 SO, SO LUCKY. 401 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,461 - BUGS BUNNY. DUMPED. 402 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,798 I'VE BEEN THERE, BROTHER. YOU'LL NEVER GET OVER IT. 403 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,334 LET ME BUY YOU SOME GOLF CLUBS. 404 00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:00,671 WAITER! BRING THIS MAN YOUR FINEST SET OF GOLF CLUBS, 405 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,608 AND CHARGE IT TO 1673! 406 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,877 - 1673? 407 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,279 THAT'S MY MEMBERSHIP NUMBER. 408 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,481 [GROWLING] 409 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,216 - [GRUNTS] 410 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,094 [SQUEAKS] 411 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:28,699 [THUDS] 412 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,703 [ROPE SQUEAKS] 413 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,244 [ROPE SQUEAKS] 414 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,716 [ROAD RUNNER PASSING] 415 00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,990 [TWANGS] 416 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,996 [HORN HONKING] 417 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,666 [ROPE CREAKING] 418 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,009 [CREAKS] 419 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,011 [POPPING] 420 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,150 [ROAD RUNNER APPROACHES] 421 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,369 - MEEP MEEP! 422 00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:56,053 [CREAKS] 423 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,396 - MEEP MEEP! 424 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,475 [ENGINE HUMMING] 425 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,446 [WHIRRING] 426 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,348 [BUZZES] 427 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,887 [GASPS AND PUFFS] 428 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,030 [TOILET FLUSHES] 429 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:45,436 - MINT? 430 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,373 A DOLLAR! - THANK YOU. 431 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:54,712 - I HATE THE R.O.G.O.O.O.-- 432 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,048 OH--OH, I HATE THIS PLACE! 433 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,890 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS ANIMATION 434 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:09,293 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 435 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,879 - [STAMMERS] THAT'S ALL, FOLKS 436 00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:33,479 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30400

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