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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,633 ♪ If I should smile 2 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,431 ♪ With sweet surprise 3 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,976 ♪ It's just that you've grown up 4 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:05,226 ♪ Before my very eyes 5 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:10,898 ♪ You've turned into the prettiest girl I've ever seen... ♪ 6 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,312 Never mind. 7 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,451 All I did was look in the man's face 8 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,391 when he was shot there and saw that expression on his face and grabbed... 9 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,749 I'm positive that it hit him. I hope it didn't, but I'm positive that it hit him. 10 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,331 And he went all the way down in the car. 11 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,653 Then they speeded up and I didn't know what was going on, 12 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:19,591 so I just grabbed the boy and fell on him and hoped, sir, there wasn't a manic around. 13 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,264 I can't help you more but I... I won't forget. 14 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,686 Yeah. 15 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,605 It's all right, sir. 16 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,442 You're looking older. 17 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,359 Bad news, innit? 18 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:40,362 What, you turning up or Kennedy getting killed? 19 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,829 It's been a bit quiet round here tonight. 20 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,127 I thought there must be something good on the telly. 21 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,543 Yeah, we were supposed to be playing at a dance, 22 00:02:57,636 --> 00:03:01,380 but all the girls started crying and everybody was sent home. 23 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,301 Playing? 24 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,434 I'm in a group. 25 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:11,223 Well, it's better than living in that grotty caravan with woodworm in your socks. 26 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,807 Caravan's all right. 27 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,188 It's my pension. 28 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,610 What do you mean? 29 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,863 I rent it out as a knocking shop. 30 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,074 Mike, wanna join us? 31 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,248 We need a road manager. 32 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,039 I've got a good job 'ere. 33 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,921 Yeah, but you'll never make a million, never get rich. 34 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,251 No. 35 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,337 I'm not smart, like you. 36 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,514 You'd like the life - all the money, the birds. 37 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,177 Like tonight, eh? 38 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,063 Where'd you get your limp? 39 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,149 I fell out with bad company. 40 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,233 Look, come and meet the boys! You've got nothing to lose. 41 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,992 ♪ I've been cheated 42 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:16,537 ♪ Been mistreated 43 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:22,086 ♪ When will I be loved?... ♪ 44 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,511 Who's this? 45 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,089 Mike Menary, Johnny Cameron. 46 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,724 Hello, Michael Menary. 47 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,394 We've got a lunchtime gig. 48 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,434 Come and see us. 49 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:38,731 ♪ She always breaks my heart in two 50 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:43,448 ♪ It happens every time 51 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:47,652 ♪ I've been cheated 52 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,831 ♪ Been mistreated 53 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:58,664 ♪ When will I be loved? ♪ 54 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,394 We'll take a hundred for that old van. 55 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:06,171 We'll give you another two for this. That's 300 in all and I won't say a word. 56 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,805 - You with that lot? - Yeah. 57 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,931 And where do you think you're gonna find 200 quid, eh? 58 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,641 - You got a point there, Ralph. - Yeah. 59 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,102 Let's say we use my caravan as collateral. 60 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,568 Well, until I get enough money together for the HP. 61 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,366 Your caravan ain't worth 200. 62 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,034 It is to me. 63 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,079 Parked here, it would be to you. 64 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,580 I want that van, Ralph. 65 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,457 How's Betty and the kids? 66 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,631 - Are you leaning on me? - Yeah. 67 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,335 Well, you had a good time in my caravan, didn't ya? 68 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,044 - Yeah. - 300 then. 69 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,555 Dead caravans don't talk. 70 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:07,992 Oi. 71 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,531 Just remember, I bartered my bloody home for you. 72 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,329 Come on, Jim, give us a hand. 73 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:18,451 I can't afford to pay you if you didn't play the whole night. 74 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:22,209 Listen, it wasn't our fault that we didn't play. We didn't shoot him. 75 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,258 Look, Mr Nolan, we played for a complete hour. 76 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,584 Right. 77 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:29,295 Look, fellas, I know it's unfortunate. 78 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,052 - But we have a contract. - Exactly. 79 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:35,551 We have a contract and we played one hour, therefore you have to pay us. 80 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,352 I had to give everyone their money back. 81 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,760 I don't care whose money you had to give back. How about giving us some money, huh? 82 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,504 - What kind of a guy are you, anyway? - Come on then, layabouts, get on stage. 83 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,464 - Just hang on a second. - Get on stage, will you? 84 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,821 This guy won't pay us, man! 85 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,697 - Three-chord wonders, eh? - Look, I have an audience waiting. 86 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:55,871 My God! A right little band of barrack-room lawyers. 87 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,870 - I'm sorry about this. - One, two, three, four! 88 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,258 ♪ Oh, when your hands start clapping 89 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,337 ♪ And your fingers start snapping 90 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,218 ♪ And your feet start moving around 91 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,259 ♪ Oh, if you start to swing and sway 92 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,345 ♪ When the band starts to play 93 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,598 ♪ A real cool way-out sound... ♪ 94 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,729 It's always difficult getting a new business on its feet. 95 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,861 You fancy a drink? 96 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,189 Mmm. 97 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:32,867 ♪ Need a shot of rhythm and blues 98 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,032 - Yeaaah! - ♪ With just a little rock 'n' roll on the side 99 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,614 ♪ Just for good measure 100 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,037 ♪ Get a pair of dancin' shoes 101 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,081 ♪ With your lover by your side 102 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,206 ♪ Then you know you're gonna get a lot of... ♪ 103 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,754 Well, this is not worth the paper it's written on, Keith. 104 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,422 - All right, guv. - I'll get 'em. 105 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,420 ♪ Don't you worry about a thing 106 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,639 ♪ When you start to dance and sing 107 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,342 ♪ And the chill bumps come up on you 108 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,554 ♪ When the rhythm finally hits you 109 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,480 ♪ And the beat gets you too 110 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,442 ♪ Here's a thing for you to do... ♪ 111 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,006 - I understand your problem, Keith, honestly. - Excuse me, please. 112 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,489 But you know what the boys are like. They can be very awkward. 113 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,033 Especially when they've got right on their side. 114 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,117 I'll tell you what, I'll put it to 'em. 115 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,913 Thank you. We'd like to carry on with, uh... 116 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,377 something of our own this time. It's... 117 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,750 It's a number that Stevie and I wrote. 118 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,837 Hope you like it. It's called "Make Me Good". 119 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,882 One, two, three, uh... 120 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,185 ♪ Tie me down 121 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:53,447 ♪ Make me so I never run around 122 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,987 ♪ Hold me by your side... ♪ 123 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,953 It's a pleasure doing business with a straight bloke like you, Keith. 124 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,285 I tell you what, the boys won't forget your generosity. 125 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,040 ♪ She's not there! 126 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,838 ♪ Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked 127 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,423 ♪ The way she acts... ♪ 128 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,259 Is this it? 129 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,932 That's all the mean bugger thinks your worth. 130 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,138 You coming? 131 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,307 Not you, you silly sod. 132 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,188 Come on, get a move on. 133 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,024 Right, us two in here. 134 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,361 You two in there. 135 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,789 Stevie, you'll be all right on the floor. JD, lend him your sleeping bag. 136 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:51,672 Well, come on, lads! I'd do the same for you, you know that. 137 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:55,171 Right. 138 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,429 What's the idea? 139 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,164 You don't want to sleep three in a bed in a boarding house, do you? 140 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,278 Your mate Johnny going in and out like a fiddler's elbow all night. 141 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,576 You know, with... with a bit of luck, 142 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,870 I really think we're gonna make it big. 143 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,585 All we need is the right breaks. 144 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,093 What would you do if you made it big? 145 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,721 Buy myself an orchard. 146 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,136 A what? 147 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,607 An orchard of pudenda trees. 148 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,275 Or are they bushes? 149 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,065 Let's have a look. 150 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,358 Cor, look at the state of that. 151 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,073 You're in, ain't you? 152 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,824 What happened with the, uh... 153 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,159 Nolan? No trouble. 154 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,459 See, that's what we want. We want somebody with a bit of muscle power. 155 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,959 A bit of know-how. 156 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,132 All right. 157 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,756 But if it's gonna be me, it's gotta be me. 158 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,299 Anything. 159 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:22,926 Okay. 160 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,854 Mike, what did you think of the group? 161 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:35,360 Well, you're never gonna be Buddy Holly, but you were good tonight. 162 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,648 But I'll tell you one thing. 163 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,106 - You're never gonna make it with that loser. - What loser? 164 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,233 That Knee-Tremble Johnny. 165 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,738 You're never even gonna be part-time as long as he's playing at Troy Donahue. 166 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:47,867 I tell you. 167 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,759 But the rest of the boys, they're all right. 168 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,834 Yeah, right. 169 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,583 But he wants to put the world in his jockstrap. 170 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,254 It's no good. 171 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,672 He's an old-fashioned loser. Honest. I can see it in his eyes. 172 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,307 Yes, another minute on four to go. 173 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,052 Good that. Good article, that one. 174 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,762 Oh, can I help you, madam? 175 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,473 Now, come on, think seriously about it, eh? 176 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,561 I mean, you can't spend the rest of your life opening one laundrette after another. 177 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,066 Listen. 178 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,069 What happens to you if the bubble bursts on the washing-machine business? 179 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,152 - That's a funny line that, innit? "Bubble burst". - Number eight. 180 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,658 Oh, sorry, madam. Yes. 181 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:32,788 Look, Ron, I've never put you wrong yet, have I, eh? 182 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:37,630 I mean, this is the perfect proposition to you. There's no capital involved. 183 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,707 All we need is your business acumen. 184 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,156 Well, it won't cost you anything, will it, to let the boys use your place 185 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,092 for rehearsals now and again? 186 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:51,436 Well, of course, it's true that every serious businessman knows you have to diversify. 187 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,229 Oh, number nine, love? Yes, number nine's ready. 188 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,645 I mean, it's true that life's been good to me 189 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,274 and it might be an idea to put some of it back, as it were, by encouraging talent. 190 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,777 Yeah, right. That's absolutely right that is. 191 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:08,452 No, Mike, I'm not altogether convinced. I mean, I do value my privacy. 192 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,245 All right, now stop there. 193 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:14,666 Because if there is one thing that I can assure you of, Ronald, it is your privacy. 194 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,313 I mean, you won't even know they're there. 195 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,498 Catch! 196 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,746 - Six! - Six! 197 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,172 A six! 198 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:24,593 Six for a certificate and four for a picture of Her Gracious Majesty, our lovely Queen. 199 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,222 - Whoo! - My friend... 200 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,895 Would you piss off, Clover? 201 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,390 A... 202 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,194 - D. - Great gonzos! 203 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,030 Laundrette Lil! Quick, backs to the wall! 204 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,904 Bloody hell! Jim... 205 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,614 D-A, D-A... 206 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,495 They've landed, they've landed, they've landed! 207 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,751 Bloody state of this place. 208 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,175 - Like a teddy bears' picnic. - Are you trying to be funny? 209 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,340 Not really. 210 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,132 ♪ If you go down to the woods today... ♪ 211 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:15,307 All right, listen, will you? Listen. Ronald's got something he wants to say to you. 212 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,353 Oh, no. No, it's nothing yet, Mike. 213 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,223 No, no, boys, no. 214 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,692 No, no. 215 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,194 Well... 216 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,522 All right! 217 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,609 There's just a chance that I might be able to introduce you to a friend. 218 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,804 - Oooh! - A friend? 219 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:31,944 A music publisher. 220 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,072 A music publisher? 221 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:38,125 - Someone who might be able to help. - Ronnie baby, that is fantastic. 222 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:42,125 Yes, well, I'm going up to London tonight for a meeting. You... you never know. 223 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,174 You never know. And let's face it, Ron, 224 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:49,970 it is about time you started doing something for your, uh, ten per cent. 225 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,036 Well, look, you do live here, you know. I think that must be worth something. 226 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,768 All right. Come on, listen. 227 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,979 Hold it, hold it. 228 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,190 - You're doing a gig tonight. - Where? 229 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,232 At the university. 230 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,560 Hey! 231 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,816 The T-Bones had to pull out, so... 232 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,193 Well, we got you on last. 233 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,032 You're topping the bill. 234 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,839 You're following those birds from Birmingham with the tits and arses. 235 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,958 ♪ Da do ron-ron-ron 236 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,751 ♪ Da do ron-ron 237 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,672 ♪ Ooh, ooh! 238 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,419 ♪ Da do ron-ron-ron 239 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,966 ♪ Da do ron-ron 240 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,303 ♪ He picked me up at seven and he looked so fine 241 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,925 ♪ Da do ron-ron-ron 242 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,802 ♪ Da do ron-ron... ♪ 243 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,349 Twin each? 244 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,642 Reckon there's much chance? 245 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,310 We'd have to be cool. I mean... 246 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,818 ♪ And when he walked me home 247 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,486 ♪ Da do ron-ron-ron 248 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,113 ♪ Da do ron-ron! 249 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,031 ♪ Da do ron-ron-ron 250 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,536 ♪ Da do ron-ron 251 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,118 ♪ Da do ron-ron-ron Da do ron-ron ♪ 252 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,745 Get them in Lil's room. 253 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,840 Yeah, go on, cock, on you go. Come on, lads, right. 254 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,336 Come on. 255 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,794 Alex, come on, mate! Come on. 256 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,338 Here, thunder thighs, come here. 257 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,840 Come here. 258 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,051 You two fancy a grind? 259 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,807 Eh? 260 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:30,738 ♪ I bless the day I found you 261 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:36,903 ♪ I want to stay around you 262 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:42,283 ♪ And so I beg you 263 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:48,414 ♪ Let it be me 264 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:55,046 ♪ Don't take this heaven from one 265 00:16:55,848 --> 00:17:01,219 ♪ If you must cling to someone 266 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:06,982 ♪ Now and forever 267 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:12,070 ♪ Let it be me ♪ 268 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,820 Steve. Finish up for me, I'm going. 269 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,347 - Ain't you coming down the Blue Angel? - No, I've got me own Blue Angel. 270 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,579 What's, he keeping warm for you? 271 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,352 Jim! 272 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,067 Jim? 273 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,155 Jim? 274 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,709 Eeny. 275 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,831 Meeny. 276 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:10,955 Miny. 277 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,419 Moe. 278 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,677 Ooh! 279 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,094 The big man Liston doesn't seem to know what's happening. 280 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,647 A man Clay taunted by calling him a big ugly bear for weeks 281 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,891 has been mesmerised by this remarkable young man, 282 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,147 who's now darting round the ring like a featherweight. 283 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,775 A left, another left, a right! They're coming from every angle. 284 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,274 Liston parts, he leads. He tries to get out the way. He can't, he's too heavy. 285 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,823 Liston tries to clinch but the referee pulls them apart. 286 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,575 Another left by Clay. We're coming up to the seventh round now. 287 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,827 Liston must be wondering what to do. 288 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:51,207 And something's wrong in Liston's corner. Liston's... I don't think he's gonna come out! 289 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,540 He's not coming out! Liston is just sitting there! 290 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,547 It's over! It's unbelievable! 291 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,671 Cassius Clay is the new world champion! 292 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,509 Liston has given up! He's given up! 293 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,852 Hang on, turn it up. I want to listen to this. 294 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,180 Look, come on, Mikey, you can't blame me. 295 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,753 - Oh, that's really great, I really like that. - Two that'll go together. 296 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,064 It's a chance you can't throw away. 297 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,406 Mike? 298 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,740 I'm sorry. 299 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,573 You're gonna make a great champion. 300 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,308 Mike, don't you think it's about time you cleaned this bleedin' van? 301 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,168 Where have you been, boys? You're late. I've been standing here for ten minutes. 302 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,816 - Sorry about that, Ronald. - Where have you been? Time is money! 303 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,070 - We can't keep people waiting, it's very rude. - I'm terribly sorry about this, Ronald. 304 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,585 Quick. Come on. 305 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,888 We'll be up there one day, lads! 306 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,257 I've listened to your tapes, boys. 307 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,185 And I think they may be promising. 308 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,262 However... 309 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,190 I don't want to raise your hopes too high because, as you well know, 310 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,151 there's a tremendous amount of talent around at the moment. 311 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,274 - Are you listening? - Oi! 312 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,982 And without putting too fine a point on it, 313 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,113 a lot of them can offer a great deal more 314 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,532 in the way of professionalism. 315 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,621 Anyway... 316 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,743 despite advice to the contrary, I've decided to give you a chance, 317 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,749 Ronald and I being old friends. 318 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,207 Thank you very much, Mr Day. 319 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,210 Steve, give me an E, will you? 320 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,949 - Steve, give me an E. - I haven't got an E, mate. 321 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,339 "B", a "B". 322 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,807 Mike, plectrum. 323 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,471 Mike, I need a plectrum now. 324 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,889 Hang on! 325 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,768 All right, let's have some backing level then. 326 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,815 Eh, you two... Um, Jim, isn't it? 327 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,811 And quiet, everybody else, please! 328 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,906 ♪ Some other guy now ♪ 329 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,405 ♪ Some other guy now ♪ 330 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,613 Okay. Now, you, uh, sonny. 331 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,122 ♪ Some other guy now 332 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,249 - ♪ Has taken my love away... ♪ - That's enough. 333 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,874 - Mike, can I have some sticks? - Here you are. 334 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,382 - Mike, it's all right now. - Jim... Yeah, it's good now. 335 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,175 Give me a B. 336 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,225 - ♪ I am a lonely one! ♪ - Steve? Steve, have you set up? 337 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:17,103 I'll just have a last word with the boys. 338 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,818 He is a real problem. 339 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,396 Can I have some more top on that guitar, please? It's just not cutting through at all. 340 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,789 Right, and I think we definitely need the piano up. I just can't hear that. 341 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,957 Good. Just a bit more and I think you've got it. 342 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,333 - All right? - Yeah, okay. 343 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,298 Hey! 344 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,461 Ronald. Fancy a drink? 345 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,170 Bit more level. 346 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,624 Thank you. 347 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,472 ♪ Some other guy now 348 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,728 ♪ Has taken my love away from me 349 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,903 ♪ Oh, now, some other guy now 350 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,526 ♪ Has taken away my sweet, sweet love ♪ 351 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,149 Fade it out. 352 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,820 Okay, your turn. 353 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:15,870 ♪ Some other guy! ♪ 354 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,624 Okay, that's fine. Let's get right on to the other side. 355 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:24,253 - Can we hear that back? - Better not, might put you off. 356 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:28,053 Be ready go as soon as possible, boys. Studio time costs money. 357 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,881 I think we can lose you on this one, Johnny. 358 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,430 - Uh, let's try this as a solo from Jim. - Sorry? 359 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,270 Let's try this as a solo from Jim. 360 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,099 No, we've rehearsed it like this, so... 361 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,896 John. John, John, don't blow it. 362 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,130 - What you mean, don't blow it? - Shit, man, come on, let's go. 363 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,693 Look, man, what the hell's going on here? 364 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,554 - Look, if they want it. - What the hell's going on here? 365 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,014 - Come on, let's go! - Oh, cool it, you two, cool it, please. 366 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,156 Ready? One, two, three, four. 367 00:22:56,250 --> 00:23:00,711 ♪ Ooh, you kept me waiting just a little bit too long 368 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:04,210 ♪ Just a little bit too long 369 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:10,212 ♪ You kept me waiting just a little bit too long 370 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,343 ♪ Too long 371 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,888 ♪ Remember how I tried to hold you? 372 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,726 ♪ Baby, do you believe in me-e-e 373 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:24,981 ♪ Should have listened when I told you 374 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:28,071 ♪ That someday you'll be needing me-e 375 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:33,156 ♪ Now you say I'm on my way... 376 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:36,780 ♪ You see, I'm gonna feel it strong-ong-ong 377 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,491 ♪ Cos you kept me waiting 378 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,293 ♪ Just a little bit too long... ♪ 379 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,878 - Mike? - It's all right. 380 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,543 ♪ Kept me waiting just a little bit... ♪ 381 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,004 Well, boys, that's what you sound like. 382 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,802 - It's amazing. - Really good. 383 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,307 We'll take a chance on it. Johnny, I'm making your side the A-side. 384 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,146 - And, Jim, you'll be on the flip. - Right. 385 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:06,268 Day Ray Music will own the worldwide publishing. Agreed? 386 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,690 - Right. - Of course, you'll get a writers' royalty. 387 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,610 Well, we had planned to have our own publishing company. 388 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,735 I suggest you learn to walk before you try to run. 389 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,161 There are plenty more groups outside waiting to come in. 390 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,030 - Agreed then? - Agreed. 391 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:24,537 Okay, lads, well, I think this calls for a rather small celebration, don't you think? 392 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,371 - I'll have a large black one. - Shall we? 393 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,172 - A celebration! - Why not? 394 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,715 Let's not get too greedy, eh? 395 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,769 Shame about Laundrette Lil. 396 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:48,226 He was worth his slice. 397 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,946 Got a fag, Johnny? 398 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:54,820 Now, shipmateys, back to the treasure trove for... 399 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,867 Wait for it! 400 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,571 High, high, high, high, high! 401 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:05,536 Do you know what? I'm tired of being surrounded by bloodsuckers. 402 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,255 Do you realise, after we've paid him, 403 00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:11,750 the HP, everybody else, 404 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,257 there's sod all left for us? 405 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,928 Do you realise that? 406 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,845 Do you want to take a turn at driving, Johnny? 407 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,227 When you start making records, 408 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,100 I'll start driving vans. 409 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,558 My mum was a bus driver in the war. 410 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,564 What are you on about? 411 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,442 He said his dad was a Number 69. 412 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,362 Gentlemen of the press, thank you very much indeed for coming. 413 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,373 The second best journalist in Fleet Street. 414 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,042 - Hi! How are you? - Fine. 415 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,412 Hello, sir. It's nice to meet you. 416 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,376 Thanks for coming to our launching. 417 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,983 - Ta-ta. - Nice to talk to you. All the best. 418 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:15,175 - I wonder who the drummer is, do you know? - No, I don't know the drummer. 419 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,531 J D Clover. 420 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:17,733 - Thanks. - Hello. 421 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,443 - Hello. - Here, come on, I want you to meet someone. 422 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,530 - Are you a Stray Cat? - No, I'm a roadie. 423 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:24,831 Oh. 424 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:28,911 Roadie sounds like some kind of vagrant. What is it? 425 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:33,169 Well, it's a bit like an army batman without the uniform. 426 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:38,341 He's the bloke that makes sure there's enough chips, beer and rubbers to go round. 427 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:43,221 He pulls the birds, the pills and the pot 428 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,553 and anything else that may be required to satisfy their lust. 429 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,684 Carnal law otherwise. 430 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:51,733 - Tell me about the Stray Cats. - Listen... 431 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:54,607 Jim MacLaine is the Stray Cats. 432 00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,983 Sally Potter, The Evening Standard. 433 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,691 Well, I'll leave you together then, eh? 434 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:00,943 Hello. 435 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,203 - Are you the vocalist? - Yes. 436 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,578 Get off those donkeys! 437 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:24,974 Excuse me. 438 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,019 He's a disc jockey, isn't he? 439 00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,266 Yeah. 440 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,814 - Why, do you fancy him? - I might. 441 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,276 Aye-aye-aye, shipmatey! 442 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,653 Mike Menary. I never miss your programme. 443 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,700 Well, thank you, shipmatey. 444 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,245 Here, you want to go to a party tonight? 445 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,573 All righty. Where at? 446 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,033 Your place? 447 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,041 What kind of party do you have in mind? 448 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:56,088 Do you fancy that? 449 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,632 Don't go away. 450 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:19,483 So here we are, shipmateys. It's time for my flyer of the week. 451 00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:23,283 Tonight and all this week, you can hear for the very first time anywhere 452 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:27,783 the record which I just know is going to be the number one chart-bound sound! 453 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,865 Oh, yes! This is going to be the big one! 454 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,747 Jim MacLaine, Stray Cats and "You Kept Me Waiting"! 455 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,544 Yay! 456 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,463 He's played the wrong side. 457 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:41,543 The stupid bastards played the wrong side! 458 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:43,469 Stupid spanner. I'll have to write to him. 459 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,658 - What's... What's with this Jim MacLaine? - Come on, we've gotta get back. 460 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,799 - Come on, Johnny, come on! - Let's go, kids! 461 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:57,650 ♪ Then you'll believe in me-e-e 462 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,771 ♪ Should have listened when I told you 463 00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:05,908 ♪ That someday you'll be needing me-e 464 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:10,071 ♪ Now you say I'm on my way... ♪ 465 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,332 I've done the double. 466 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:16,749 ♪ Cos you kept me waiting 467 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:20,422 ♪ Just a little bit too long... ♪ 468 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:24,113 And now, girls, this is what you've all been waiting for! 469 00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,844 Tonight's star attraction! 470 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:31,935 The people who kept you waiting. Now, here with their brand-new release, 471 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:35,354 "Take It Away", Jim MacLaine and the Stray Cats! 472 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,488 ♪ Now, clean living Bob was a picture to be painted 473 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:55,207 ♪ Rolled into town just to get acquainted 474 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:59,914 ♪ With a fast city lady drawn in his pages at school 475 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:06,336 ♪ And he soon found the trick What? To learn how to boogie 476 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,055 ♪ Heavy with the crowds, fast, loose and boozy 477 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,596 ♪ When the cleaners found him he was lying... ♪ 478 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:16,062 Change shot on that. That's fine on one. Hold that on one. 479 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:20,142 Go to one. One. Now to the drums on two. Ready, two! 480 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,485 Hold the guitars on one. 481 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,278 Fine on three. Camera three next. Three! 482 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:28,400 ♪ And I know that you've been thinking I've been doing too much drinking 483 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,236 ♪ Stoned before the Six O'Clock News 484 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,949 ♪ Take it away, take it away 485 00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:39,127 ♪ Take it away, yes, take it away... ♪ 486 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:41,041 Three. Come back out of it. 487 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,339 Fine. Ready on three. Three! 488 00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:45,987 Three. Go tighter please on two. Tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter! 489 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:48,754 - Could you... - Yes, yes, sure, sure, sure. 490 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:51,784 One! Tighten it up on the lead singer, please. Everybody on the lead singer. 491 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,925 Stand by on two. Two! 492 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:17,623 Pass me over the booze. Now I want something evil to sit on me face! 493 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,247 - Alex, would you shout... - Here comes the Pied Piper. 494 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,497 Will you just hang on a minute? I want to watch the box. 495 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,254 Mine told me she was a virgin. 496 00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:29,552 - Which one? - The first three. 497 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:32,255 Isn't love wunderbar? 498 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:37,222 Here, darling, can I have the Titanic special? 499 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:41,556 Sign here! Sign here! Sign here! 500 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:49,989 Mike. 501 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,830 It'll be little boys and sheep next. 502 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,289 Well, you voted him in. 503 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,539 Nobody's indispensable, are they? 504 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,255 Here, Mike, have a look at this, it's unbelievable. 505 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,469 - Eh? Guess she can throw. - Boys? 506 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,088 - Randy Rita. - You're number one in Britain. 507 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:19,268 And you've just entered the American charts at number 18 with a bullet. 508 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,355 - Well done, boys! - Well done, boys. 509 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,690 Come on! 510 00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,275 Now... 511 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,569 Now we have to consolidate with some top-line grooming. 512 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:32,365 So, one, some nice smart suits. 513 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:36,031 Two, gingham shirts with tab collars. 514 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,829 Three, Annello's for boots. 515 00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:43,910 Four, we've got some arty-farty photographer wants to come down and do a photo-session. 516 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,412 - Right! - The last one, five. 517 00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:50,132 I think it's about time Mike had a couple of assistants to help him on the road. 518 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,754 - Hear, hear! - Yeah. 519 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,713 He needs that, he's getting a bit old! 520 00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,589 Thank you, boys. 521 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,514 - Here, Mike, that's really great, eh? - Yeah, wonderful news, isn't it? 522 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,725 Fancy a drink? 523 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,652 All right? 524 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:19,032 Christ, listen. 525 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,614 We want Jim! We want Jim! 526 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,041 There you are. Forget your head one day. You all right? 527 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,163 Yeah. 528 00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,666 - Okay, gentlemen. - Okay, come on. 529 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:30,999 We want Jim! We want Jim! 530 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,421 We've come to the moment that you've all been waiting for, 531 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,801 because it's right now that I'm going to introduce you to 532 00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:40,304 the group that you've voted up to the 1965... 533 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,394 The winners of the most popular 534 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:47,232 pop group in Britain today, Jim MacLaine and the Stray Cats! 535 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:13,170 One, two, three and... 536 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,353 Hey! Come on! Rock 'n' roll! 537 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:44,698 ♪ Some other guy now has taken my girl away from me 538 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:45,914 ♪ Oh, now 539 00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:50,712 ♪ Some other guy now, has taken away my sweet, sweet girl 540 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,756 ♪ Oh, now, some other guy now 541 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,755 ♪ I just want her to hold my hand 542 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,508 ♪ Cos I'm the lonely one 543 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,965 ♪ As lonely as I can be... ♪ 544 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,556 ♪ Don't you tell me I can trade it 545 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:11,937 ♪ Kissing the perfect school fool 546 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:15,486 ♪ Cos I recall you, baby, I... ♪ 547 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,576 ♪ You kept me waiting 548 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:35,631 - ♪ Just a little bit too long - Just a little bit too long 549 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,880 ♪ Kept me waiting 550 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:43,635 - ♪ Just a little bit too long - Just a little bit too long... ♪ 551 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,518 ♪ Take it away! 552 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:52,181 ♪ You gotta take it away! 553 00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:59,648 ♪ They got to roll in the gas Pay somebody to steal my shoes 554 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,986 ♪ And I know that you've been thinking I've been doing too much drinking 555 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,413 ♪ Stoned before the Six O'Clock News 556 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:12,084 ♪ Take it away, take it away 557 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:15,501 ♪ Take it away, yes, take it away 558 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:18,124 ♪ I can't trust myself 559 00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:21,052 ♪ No, with a bottle of booze ♪ 560 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:23,565 ♪ Oh, take it away 561 00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:27,239 ♪ You got to take it away 562 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,450 ♪ Take it away You got to, yes 563 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,416 ♪ Pay somebody to steal my shoes 564 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:39,751 ♪ And I know that you've been thinking I've been doing too much drinking 565 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,504 ♪ I'm stoned before the Six O'Clock News 566 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:46,094 ♪ Take it away, take it away 567 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,595 ♪ Take it away, yes, take it away 568 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,217 ♪ I can't trust myself 569 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:55,851 ♪ No, with a bottle of booze ♪ 570 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,647 Whoo! 571 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:13,288 We want Jim! We want Jim! 572 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:16,867 We want Jim! We want Jim! 573 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,748 We want Jim! 574 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:23,466 We want Jim! We want Jim! 575 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:51,653 Jeez! 576 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,131 We're on, boys. 577 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:11,589 The latest of yet another pop music invasion for swinging London 578 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,245 - arrived at Kennedy Airport today... - A bit stoned in this one, Alex. 579 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:17,012 This now familiar scene of thousands of screaming teenagers. 580 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,854 Here, JD, answer the door. 581 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:27,276 I say, you inconsiderate sods! I thought everything here was automatic. 582 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,735 Come on in, Carlos. How's your nuts? 583 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,867 Come on, lads, stand by your beds. 584 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:40,709 Hello. 585 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:44,038 It's the Stray Cats. This is Jim MacLaine's butler speaking. 586 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,915 Nah. It's Stevie, actually. 587 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,886 Oh, great. Well, I think... 588 00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:53,051 Give 'em a cheer, boys. Radio station. 589 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:57,969 How's that? WABC. 590 00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,686 Well, my favourite's "Make Me Good". 591 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,555 Oh, piss off! 592 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,857 No, not you. Sorry... He's hung up. 593 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,985 Oi, got the ketchup? 594 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:13,075 - Which hand's it in? - Either one, I don't care. 595 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:20,408 Here. "Dear JD, I love you, I love you, I love you. 596 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,164 I won third prize at school for Movement. 597 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,253 And second prize for Cooking. 598 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:29,050 - So I am... So I am quite talented. - At very fast cooking. 599 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,054 On behalf of the Stray Cats. 600 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,178 I'd like to present you with a small token of our depreciation 601 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,100 and welcome to America. 602 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,723 No, I don't want them, man. 603 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:42,972 Come on! Come on! 604 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,598 What's the time? 605 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,646 - He's on! - Who? 606 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:47,772 Jim. 607 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,271 Our leader. What channel? 608 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,614 Fiddle about a bit till you find it. 609 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,490 It's good here, ain't it? Oh, sorry, sunshine, all over the whistle. 610 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,660 - Never mind, eh? - I'll put the children to bed. 611 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,493 - Here he is! - Oh, twat! 612 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,541 I really think that it's time that us young ones 613 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:09,044 should have a chance at running things. 614 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:12,547 Everywhere you look in the world, I mean, there's... it's a mess. 615 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:16,218 Look at the money they've spent on the space programme. 616 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:20,096 And then look at India and there's, like, millions of people starving. 617 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:24,222 How do you feel about the legalisation of marijuana? 618 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:27,521 - Shameful. - I think the law on drugs is silly. 619 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:31,069 - Silly, very silly. - I think everybody should be able to choose. 620 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,735 Cos it just doesn't work out. 621 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:37,660 How do you feel about marriage and women and exciting things like that? 622 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:39,403 Um... 623 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:43,707 I think if two people want to live together, then they should be able to. 624 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,794 - Oh! - Yeah! Come on! 625 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,629 Marriage is the, uh... 626 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,675 Probably isn't necessarily... 627 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,592 well, necessary. 628 00:41:56,723 --> 00:41:58,715 Are you living with somebody right now, Jim? 629 00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:00,424 No. No. No, I'm not. 630 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,303 But if two people want to do that, then... 631 00:42:03,396 --> 00:42:06,935 - um, you know, I think that's their decision. - Yeah. 632 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,399 - Hypocrite! - So right now you're a happy bachelor? 633 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,727 That's right. 634 00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:13,604 - Thank you, Jim MacLaine. - Thank you. 635 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:19,680 Okay, we're off the air. That's a wrap. Thank you, studio. 636 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,946 Thank you, Jim. Good luck with the American tour. 637 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,952 Thanks very much. Thank you. 638 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:27,080 Let's get this studio cleared as quickly as possible, please! 639 00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,456 Jim. 640 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,287 Porter Lee Austin. 641 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:32,247 - I'm delighted to meet you. - Nice to see you. 642 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,084 I'm your new manager and I want you to meet Felix Hoffman. 643 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,012 He's a friend, attorney and my personal IV machine. 644 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,589 What's happening? I've got a manager! 645 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:43,363 - Yeah, sod off! Come on. - No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Jim... 646 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,351 You mean, you don't know about this? 647 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,791 Now what the hell is this? Is this the way the English do business? 648 00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:49,397 God only knows. 649 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:53,353 Jim, Colin Day sold me 75% of Stray Cats Incorporated this afternoon. 650 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:56,947 And from now on my company, Maria Industries of New York, 651 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,818 has a majority shareholding in you and the Stray Cats. 652 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,569 No, you don't sell me. I'm not a bloody commodity. 653 00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:05,184 Now, wait a minute. Before you get uptight, I want to tell you something. 654 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,936 There's no one in the whole world who's a bigger fan of yours than I am. 655 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,792 And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. 656 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,247 There are things in your music, Jim, that I've felt I've known all my life. 657 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,611 But I've never been able to express them, you know what I mean? 658 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:18,969 Now, Colin Day, and believe me, I love him like a brother. 659 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:21,297 But you're new to the States and he knows and I know. 660 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,349 But to start you off big, the way someone of your talent deserves, 661 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:26,768 you need someone who knows the territory and the business. 662 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:28,805 I'm here to tell you, all bullshit aside, 663 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,936 there's no one who can do more for you, artistically, financially, 664 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:35,986 merchandise or any other goddamn field you care to name than Maria Industries. 665 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:38,234 Now, Colin knew that, that's why he sold. 666 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:42,568 Now, I can see you're shocked, but I want to tell you one thing and you can check on it, Jim. 667 00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:47,248 No one ever walked on me. No artist ever walked on Maria Industries. 668 00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,773 You got to understand, you're in a jungle now, you understand? 669 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,636 And that jungle is filled with apes just ready to start ripping you up. 670 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:57,258 I mean, they could piss away millions of dollars in franchises, hell, tour payments. 671 00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:59,380 You name it, you wouldn't even notice it. 672 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:03,464 Nobody ever ripped off old Porter Lee, not ever. You know why? 673 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:06,392 Because I'm the biggest ape in the goddamn jungle, that's why. 674 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,810 How are you enjoying the States? 675 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,933 I think your ape men are wonderful. 676 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:37,168 In at number three this week, it's Jim MacLaine and his Stray Cat band - 677 00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:39,966 "Make Me Good". 678 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:41,088 Hey! 679 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:50,136 Boys, turn it up! 680 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,432 Whoo! All right! 681 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:59,061 Right, well, that's gonna cost 8,000. 682 00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:02,899 Another 28,000 to pressurise it and refurbish it. 683 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,540 All right. 684 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,158 Tell us, what do you really think of America? 685 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:14,993 Well, I don't really know America. 686 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:18,251 All I know are, sort of, aeroplanes and hotel rooms. 687 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:22,335 I know there exists down there somewhere an America, but... 688 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,761 At least he didn't say, "Turn left at Greenland." 689 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,762 Someone should tell him there's five of us. 690 00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,808 - Pick a card, JD. - Ten of diamonds. 691 00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:38,901 Well, it's a religious organisation and expenditures and holdings are 692 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:42,942 not liable to taxes if you're a registered religious charity. 693 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:44,672 - Is that right? - That's the truth, yeah. 694 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,408 Jim, what do you think about God, Jim? 695 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,780 ♪ Keep me straight, baby 696 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:56,164 ♪ Point me right before it gets too late 697 00:45:57,046 --> 00:46:01,541 ♪ Just having you inside can make me right when I'm wrong... ♪ 698 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:06,971 We want Jim! We want Jim! We want Jim! 699 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:14,141 ♪ Make me good 700 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,688 ♪ Make me good, love 701 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:21,690 ♪ Make me feel the way it feels to feel good, love 702 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:24,112 ♪ Make me good 703 00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:27,157 ♪ Make me see in love 704 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:31,078 ♪ Seeing you, well, me and you should be in love 705 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:34,073 ♪ Make it be, love... ♪ 706 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,577 We want Jim! 707 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:38,043 Well, could you start by telling us a few words about 708 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,712 what your family life was like back in England? 709 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:44,838 Um... Well, I came from sort of a working-class family. 710 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:48,508 Uh, my mum used to have a grocery shop. 711 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,256 My dad left home when I was... 712 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:54,058 Funny. I never realised a bull's-eye was that small before. 713 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:59,060 If that was Knee-Tremble Johnny, even if he lost a leg he wouldn't fall over. 714 00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:02,184 - Who's his royal highness speaking to now? - I don't know. 715 00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:05,521 - Big deal! - Well, he is the voice of America. 716 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:09,366 Yeah, well, when I joined the Stray Cats, I thought we were all born equal. 717 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,284 Well, you are. You all know that. 718 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:15,034 Bullshit! We've been here for six months and Alex hasn't so much as bleedin' well 719 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,998 grunted his way through one interview yet! 720 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,755 Yeah, I suppose it must be very hard for you boys. 721 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,924 I don't know what I'd do in your place. 722 00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:33,007 Course, you're all going to Vegas next week. 723 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,342 The divorce laws are easy there. 724 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:37,393 I'd better see the amplifiers. 725 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:40,559 And, sort of, learn about the world, I suppose. 726 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:45,686 Tell me, Jim, what plans do you have for after your vacation in the West Indies? 727 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,939 He was a monster, I'm telling you, a monster! 728 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,821 There, try and get this one. 729 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:54,824 We couldn't ship enough of that mother's records he was so big. 730 00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:57,748 Try the other leg, boy. There you go, boy. 731 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,553 That's all right. I'll get it, I'll get it! 732 00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,089 You know, at one time, 733 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:12,338 both Capitol and Columbia had plants over in Detroit and Cleveland pressing for us. 734 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,423 He was that big, that big. 735 00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:17,885 Like King Kong, he was, for a time. 736 00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:21,346 And then the branch broke. After that... 737 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,418 - No, no, I'm going up in a minute. - ..no kind of hype in the world 738 00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:25,604 was going to get him back up on his perch. 739 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:28,357 Ooh! You couldn't give that mother away! 740 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,574 - Hey, give me a towel there, boy. - Sure, here. 741 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,868 Beating your ass off, Felix. 742 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,954 - One day, he was at one of those... - Telephone, Mr Hoffman. 743 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:40,950 ..LBJ barbecues they've got down there and the next day, 744 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:44,127 - he couldn't get served a tuna fish sandwich... - What's wrong, honey? 745 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,813 - Get off! - You know that, Jim? 746 00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,964 - It's Sandy in New York. - Oh, God! 747 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:50,379 Hey, Sandy. It's Sandy in New York. 748 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:52,506 Hey, Sandy, what's the scoop, babe? 749 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,713 Yeah. Did you book it? 750 00:48:54,807 --> 00:48:57,015 Oh, my God! 751 00:48:57,726 --> 00:49:00,434 Oh, yeah, right! That's wonderful. 752 00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:02,721 - All right? - Yeah, yeah, he'll be ready. 753 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:06,350 And you can tell London, they're all gonna be new songs. 754 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,436 - New?! - That's right, that's right. 755 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,566 - Oh! - Jim MacLaine originals. 756 00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,573 How about the tour? 757 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,158 Hang on a second, Sandy. 758 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:17,848 They're laying 42 dates on us for the autumn tour including Canada. 759 00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:18,908 42?! 760 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,280 Christ! 761 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,078 That's impossible. 762 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,418 - Just under two million gross, less contingencies... - That's all I need. 763 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:28,380 Hello? Now, what about Japan? 764 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:32,050 - Oh, I want to go to Japan. Never been there. - Not until after Easter. 765 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:33,877 All right, okay. 766 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,429 Oh, yeah, he's in perfect condition. 767 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:39,679 Yeah, he's healthy and tanned. 768 00:49:39,768 --> 00:49:41,760 Sandy, I tell you, 769 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:44,062 you stick him in a loaf of bread. a pickle up his ass 770 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,877 and mustard in his hair and you've got yourself a sales-maker hamburger. 771 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:52,695 I don't know what it means, but I gotta a laugh out of you, didn't I? 772 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,738 Hey, I really appreciate this, boy. 773 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:57,283 Yeah, what's your old lady want for Christmas? 774 00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:59,577 Okay. 775 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:02,406 Yeah, you consider it done. 776 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,332 What the hell's a Silver Cloud? 777 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:08,749 Is this your first visit to Bermuda? 778 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,749 Yes, we came to visit the penguins. 779 00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:16,345 You know, when I was in high school, I was hardly ever out of Bermudas. 780 00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:20,432 I'm terribly sorry. I hope I didn't hold you all up. 781 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,180 It was the record company in New York. 782 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,915 - Is everything all right, honey? - Everything's just fine, sweetheart. 783 00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:28,148 There has been a little confusion about the dates, Jim. 784 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:32,228 They're telling us now that they want the album completed by the last week in August. 785 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,716 That way, they'd be sure and have it ready for the Christmas selling lot. 786 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:37,278 Now I told you, didn't I? You didn't believe me, did you? 787 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,701 The record business is just like any other. 788 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:43,371 You've got to get the product in the stores at the optimum moment 789 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,541 to maximise on the capital investment. Isn't that right? 790 00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:50,871 An album released by the Stray Cats can gross an extra two million worldwide, 791 00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,708 if it's released in time for the Christmas selling period. 792 00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:59,008 A week or two out either way and you give your competitor a halfway open market. 793 00:50:59,098 --> 00:51:01,218 You're just going to have to work a bit faster, honey. 794 00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:03,805 That's right. You just keep up that old assembly line. 795 00:51:03,936 --> 00:51:08,476 It's slightly more difficult in our case. You see, Jim writes all his own songs. 796 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:10,648 There's no way. 797 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,688 Now, come on now, Jim. 798 00:51:12,778 --> 00:51:15,816 Of course you can do it. I mean, you've got seven songs already. 799 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,865 That means four more to go. Maybe even three. 800 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,929 You're not doing anything else this week. What I mean is, 801 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:22,264 you're not thinking about anything else, are you? 802 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:25,952 Look, I'm supposed to be on holiday. The first one for God knows how long. 803 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:29,247 You can knock off a couple more songs. One could be an instrumental. 804 00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:30,835 Knock off?! 805 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,254 I'm an artist, not a blood jukebox! 806 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:35,377 All right. 807 00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:39,423 He's overtired. 808 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:46,100 Well, he has been working hard. 809 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:04,031 Oi! 810 00:52:10,169 --> 00:52:12,502 Hadn't you better jump in the sea now? 811 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:14,454 Or cut off your left ear? 812 00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:19,171 Well, give expression to your wild artistic temperament. 813 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,797 Vent your spleen. 814 00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,799 Here, do you remember that bit in that film? 815 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:26,893 What? 816 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,682 "From Here To Eternity". 817 00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:32,640 When Burt Lancaster was giving old Deborah Kerr one in the sea. 818 00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:37,231 You ever had it in the sea, have you? 819 00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,313 No, but I had it in the bath. 820 00:52:39,406 --> 00:52:42,740 Remember that time in Glasgow with that stripper with the tartan pants? 821 00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,533 What a corker! 822 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:47,658 Like a rat up a drainpipe in those days, you were. 823 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:51,833 Have you ever tried muff diving in the bath in a British Railway's hotel? 824 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:54,662 What, snorkels or bagpipes? 825 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,041 Here... 826 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:58,999 you don't want to get uptight with old Porter Lee Austin. 827 00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:02,052 - Not when it's going so well. - Yeah, but he's such a prick. 828 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,878 Yeah, I know. 829 00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:06,680 But he is right in a way, ain't he? 830 00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:09,180 He's like a one-armed bandit full of bananas. 831 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:14,310 Look, I tell you what, just gee him along, eh? 832 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,266 He'll wait for the songs. 833 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,856 Suppose so. 834 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,486 Come on, let's go back up, eh? 835 00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:26,033 Otherwise people will start talking about us. 836 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:35,118 Right. Excuse me just a second. I'll be right back. 837 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:39,206 - I'm sorry. - Oh, Jim, it never happened, never happened! 838 00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:41,507 You can buy me a drink, huh? 839 00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:43,459 Hmm? Good. 840 00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:46,633 I thought you were not like the others. 841 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,306 You are not a marionette. 842 00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,892 Well, everybody seems to be using me. 843 00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:54,555 No. That's not true. 844 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:56,682 You know it's not true. 845 00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,480 Well, that's it, you see, I don't know it's not true. 846 00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:03,779 Look, I don't know if you'll understand this, but it's like... 847 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:08,277 It's as if you're on a roller coaster and you can't get off. 848 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,989 Like, my only real friends are the band. 849 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:15,666 Them and Mike. They're the only people that I can trust. 850 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,666 I think they are jealous of you now. 851 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:20,798 Jealous?! 852 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:23,962 What, JD and Stevie? No. 853 00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:25,793 We've been through too much. 854 00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:28,005 Listen, you are too much involved with yourself. 855 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:30,928 You must be blind not to see what's happening. You need them, 856 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:32,721 much more than you think. 857 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,594 They are your roots. 858 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,687 Roots? What do you know? 859 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,772 - I know. - You know nothing! 860 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:42,478 You've been pampered and spoiled. You wanna shut your mouth. 861 00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:43,820 Mmm. 862 00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:47,866 For a working-class hero you can be very bourgeois. 863 00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:53,910 But still very precious to me. 864 00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,496 Precious? 865 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:00,871 Precious. 866 00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,751 Precious to the taxman. 867 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:07,089 Jim? 868 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:11,674 Eh, alors! Don't you ever knock before you enter a lady's bedroom? 869 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:14,350 Yeah, usually after I'm in. Where is he? 870 00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:16,014 Whatcha! 871 00:55:17,231 --> 00:55:19,348 Your mum's dead. 872 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,528 Bloody frightening, isn't it? 873 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:13,772 Jimmy. 874 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,695 Come on. 875 00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:23,619 Danielle, this is Jeanette, my wife. 876 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:28,415 And this is Jimmy, my little boy. 877 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,505 You all right, love? 878 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:32,749 Yes, I'm all right. 879 00:58:32,884 --> 00:58:34,967 Brian lives with us. 880 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:36,544 With me. 881 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:41,550 - Jeanette's told me a lot about you. - That's nice. 882 00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:43,805 God knows why you turned up today. 883 00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:45,887 Why couldn't you have stayed in America? 884 00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:49,474 - Why couldn't you leave us alone? - She was my mother, you know! 885 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:03,905 I changed my name to keep Jimmy and me out of this madness. 886 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:06,036 Now look what you've done. 887 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:07,625 Oh, God, not again. 888 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:19,299 Move back! 889 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:21,093 Come with me, Jimmy. 890 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:26,052 You're not coming to the cemetery, are you? 891 00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:28,266 - Well, yes. - You can't, not now. 892 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:31,524 Look, please don't come. 893 00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:33,397 I couldn't stand it. 894 00:59:34,196 --> 00:59:36,233 Please, don't let him. 895 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,700 Well, okay. I'll arrange to pay for everything. 896 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,325 No, nothing. 897 00:59:49,461 --> 00:59:52,454 Everything you ever sent was put in the bank for Jimmy. 898 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,751 I don't want anything from you. 899 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:56,673 Nothing, ever. 900 00:59:58,470 --> 00:59:59,836 Okay, mate. 901 01:00:13,735 --> 01:00:15,101 Thank you. 902 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,570 We didn't stay together long. 903 01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,991 It was my fault. I couldn't stand living there. 904 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,362 Why didn't you tell me? 905 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,196 I don't understand you. 906 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,745 You should tell me everything. 907 01:00:31,503 --> 01:00:34,166 It was just that I'd forgotten I was married. 908 01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,999 I never told anyone, not even Mike. 909 01:00:39,219 --> 01:00:41,211 Just the lawyer. 910 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:44,672 I knew it was going to come out one day, but today... 911 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:48,597 - I should never have brought you. - Oh, no. 912 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:50,804 Don't say that. 913 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,139 I want to go with you everywhere. 914 01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:57,852 Why didn't you get a divorce? 915 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:01,655 Just never did. 916 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,661 It never occurred to me that Jeanette would be living with someone. 917 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:10,489 She was never that type. 918 01:01:11,793 --> 01:01:13,250 And I am? 919 01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:16,419 No, I didn't mean that. 920 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:18,623 Look, come on. 921 01:01:20,468 --> 01:01:23,085 Don't worry about it anymore. 922 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:26,719 You have a lovely little boy. You should be very proud of him. 923 01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:31,637 You know, I've been in this business a long time, Mike, 924 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:34,848 and I've handled a lot of artists. I've learned one thing. 925 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,275 That you never break up a winning formula. I mean, never. 926 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:41,692 I want to tell you something and I think you ought to listen. 927 01:01:41,781 --> 01:01:44,569 You know, the real problem in this business is... 928 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:47,743 is those little guys that hang on, you understand? 929 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:51,118 I tell you, they're the troublemakers and those are the ones you gotta lose. 930 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:55,452 Well, you'd better not try and lose this little guy. Otherwise, you may end up losing the big one. 931 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:58,524 Now, wait a minute, goddamn it. I didn't mean that. I didn't want you to take it personally. 932 01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:00,790 Hell, I wouldn't do a thing like that. 933 01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:04,794 - What about that girl? - What about her? 934 01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:08,928 Well... she sees too much and says too little, as far as I'm concerned. 935 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:10,474 She talks to Jim. 936 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:12,264 God, I knew it! 937 01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:14,141 I don't like what she's telling him. 938 01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:18,395 Filling his head with all those weird ideas, all that artistic bullshit. 939 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:22,190 I'm worried about Jimmy. 940 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,988 Doesn't seem to know what direction he's going in and... 941 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,486 Well, the... 942 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:29,614 The kids like all that nigger music the Stray Cats have been playing 943 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:32,697 and this new music - hell, I don't know, I guess it is music, but... 944 01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,701 Neither fish nor fowl, as far as I'm concerned. 945 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:39,333 - Well, that's his business, isn't it? - Hmm. 946 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:41,209 Yeah, but it's our money. 947 01:02:41,341 --> 01:02:44,709 This is it, the new release from Jim MacLaine and the Stray Cats - 948 01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:46,465 "C'mon On, Little Dixie". 949 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:50,047 ♪ C'mon on, Little Dixie 950 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:54,052 ♪ C'mon, take me away... ♪ 951 01:02:54,187 --> 01:02:55,428 Hey, what's that? 952 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:57,099 I can't see. 953 01:02:57,232 --> 01:02:59,224 - Jim MacLaine! Whoo-whoo-whoo! - Jim! 954 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,527 How do you like that one, Mr Hawkins? 955 01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:13,746 Slimmer than an elephant with iron shoes on! 956 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,868 Well, I... I wouldn't mind buying a used car from Dicky. 957 01:03:17,961 --> 01:03:20,829 But I, uh, I sure wouldn't want Teddy to drive me home though. 958 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:24,548 You know, I've got a brother. He's, um... He's a nice kid. 959 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,377 Yeah, he's draft dodger but he's a nice kid. He's a pacifist. 960 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:30,053 He was out in Vietnam when they fired the first bullet. 961 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,100 He was back here in LA when they fired the second. 962 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:37,307 Hey! Look who's here! 963 01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:39,055 Jim MacLaine! 964 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,938 Don't give him a big hand. He'll want half my salary! 965 01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:47,488 Pay for his next facelift. Have you ever seen such a good... Look at that guy! 966 01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:50,694 What a good-looking guy! When he looks in the mirror, the mirror has an orgasm. 967 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,345 Did you hear the one about the rabbi? The rabbi crosses the street. 968 01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:59,117 He gets run over by a car. A Catholic priest comes up and says, 969 01:03:59,210 --> 01:04:01,147 "Do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?" 970 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,163 He says, "I'm dying man! You ask me a riddle!" 971 01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:07,882 What's this all about? 972 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:11,462 Stray Cats, minus one. 973 01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:13,242 ..why she shot her husband with a bow and arrow. 974 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:15,383 She said she didn't want to wake up the children. 975 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,184 You can't leave me. 976 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:21,897 Does Mike know about this? 977 01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:24,061 Fancy a drink? 978 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:29,605 I am the Stray Cats! 979 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,864 Yeah, well, that's it. We're tired of being your ghosts. 980 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:38,747 If it wasn't for me, you'd still be catching crabs in Oldham. 981 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,449 You'll disappear. 982 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,418 We've disappeared with you. 983 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:45,983 Jim MacLaine flew up to San Francisco for a little peace and quiet. 984 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:48,795 Well, he found a piece, now he's just hoping she'll keep quiet! 985 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,878 - This is silly. Look, we can talk about this. - Piss off. 986 01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:54,283 I bought my mother-in-law a chair for Christmas. 987 01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:56,890 Nice thought, huh? Trouble is, she won't let me plug it in. 988 01:04:58,436 --> 01:05:01,116 You know, Jim MacLaine's girl asked him if he believed in free love. 989 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,556 That's right. Jim... 990 01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:06,441 Piss off. 991 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:08,811 How can I sign this? 992 01:05:08,947 --> 01:05:11,234 - If I sign this, it's the end. - There you are. 993 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:14,533 Typical, beautiful LA day. You can see almost two blocks. 994 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:16,861 Great. What are we gonna do about this? 995 01:05:16,955 --> 01:05:19,242 Well, Jim, the boys wanted out. 996 01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:22,496 Would you get that, Felix? We agreed that they set up by themselves. 997 01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:24,397 - I've been listening to that boy Kevin. - You can't let them do that! 998 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:26,754 Got a helluva good voice. I've been listening. 999 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:30,542 Jim, look, there's no way in the world I could stop 'em. 1000 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,420 But I don't want you to worry about it, cos under the new agreement 1001 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:34,970 I'll be managing them too. 1002 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:37,548 So you manage everybody? 1003 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,846 That's right, little lady, I manage everybody. 1004 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,206 But it's really of no concern to you, cos we're talking business. 1005 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,017 Now, why don't you lay out, huh? 1006 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:46,269 Jim, what I'm trying to say is, 1007 01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:49,815 under our new agreement I'll be managing them as a separate act. 1008 01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:51,611 - You understand? - You'll what? 1009 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:54,315 You are all signed individually. You remember that? 1010 01:05:54,409 --> 01:05:56,822 I remember that. So where does that leave me? 1011 01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:57,911 Jim. 1012 01:05:58,037 --> 01:06:01,155 - We must see a lawyer. - Jim, you'll be bigger than ever now. 1013 01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:02,490 You're still the name. 1014 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,582 That's right. Felix is absolutely right. 1015 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:07,457 It'd be a big saving for you in the long run, too. 1016 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:09,664 I don't understand. A saving? 1017 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:12,879 - Felix. - The Stray Cats made a lot of money. 1018 01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,336 But your fifth is still only a fifth. 1019 01:06:15,430 --> 01:06:18,639 Now, publishing helped, but you had to split that 50-50 with Stevie. 1020 01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:20,967 - Yeah. - You made a lot of money but you also 1021 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,767 spent a lot of money. 1022 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:25,722 - I'm not broke, am I? - Oh, hell, no. 1023 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:28,023 But you're not a millionaire yet either, Jim. 1024 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:29,771 You seem to be managing okay. 1025 01:06:29,903 --> 01:06:32,316 - That's not the point. - Managers do. 1026 01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:37,449 Yeah, Jim, now you be a good old boy and get your ass out of neutral. 1027 01:06:37,577 --> 01:06:40,639 Go on this solo tour and I don't want to hear any of that marijuana-smoking music either. 1028 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,184 I want to hear good, gutsy rock 'n' roll, you understand? 1029 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:48,420 In three months' time, you'll be asking yourself why the hell you stayed so long with the Stray Cats. 1030 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:51,145 Now, I want you to sign right there and right there. This is first. 1031 01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:55,001 Where were you? 1032 01:06:57,931 --> 01:07:00,844 - You did this, didn't you? - Yeah. 1033 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:03,392 Well, why, for Christ's sake? They were my friends! 1034 01:07:03,478 --> 01:07:05,515 They weren't your friends. 1035 01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:08,564 They were just a crutch for you to use sometimes when you felt like it. 1036 01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:09,650 Oh. 1037 01:07:10,985 --> 01:07:13,693 So you let Porter Lee do your dirty work for you? 1038 01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:15,778 Well, he's the manager. 1039 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:18,653 He's the chief hatchet man. He's the guv'nor these days. 1040 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:21,949 What do you mean? It's you, it's always been you. 1041 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,781 Ever since that time in the van two million years ago, 1042 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:27,787 when you said, "If it's me, it's got to be me." 1043 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,415 Look, Jim, this is just the start. 1044 01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:34,173 In three months' time, you won't even remember the Stray Cats. 1045 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,802 In three months' time, will you still be saying Porter Lee's lines? 1046 01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,927 It's not the money. 1047 01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:49,097 I'm not interested in the money. 1048 01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:53,646 I'll give you half of everything I get. 1049 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:54,977 Everything. 1050 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:58,439 Thank you, but I don't want it. It's not the money. 1051 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:03,494 It's not the money. 1052 01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:05,205 No? 1053 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,656 Then tell me what it is? 1054 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:12,066 - I can't stand it! - What's the matter with you? 1055 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:15,840 - Listen, there's a doctor here to see you. - I don't want a doctor! Get me the sound crew! 1056 01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,882 They're on their way up. 1057 01:08:17,969 --> 01:08:21,156 - Look, we think you should see a doctor, all right? - Are you doing sound-checks? 1058 01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:23,046 - Did you do one tonight? - Right, yeah. 1059 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:27,055 Well, listen, what's happening with the foldback? I've told you three times, I can't hear it, man. 1060 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:31,355 - We've got a problem with the amplifier... - I'm not interested! Either get it right or get out! 1061 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:34,400 - Okay, we're on it, fixing it right now. - You make sure you do. 1062 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,316 ♪ Stray Cat blues 1063 01:08:38,406 --> 01:08:41,524 ♪ Bright shiny lights have tempted you 1064 01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:47,830 ♪ Oh, bubble-gum queues 1065 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:51,246 ♪ Those bubble-gum thighs are teasing too 1066 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,377 ♪ You're just an English rock 'n' roll man 1067 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:01,127 ♪ Better watch out you get screwed 1068 01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:08,384 ♪ USA! 1069 01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:11,136 ♪ Culture shock like a different blast 1070 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:18,235 ♪ Everything I conquered 1071 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:21,071 ♪ Last year's count, I got no class! 1072 01:09:21,199 --> 01:09:23,316 Hey, what's happening? 1073 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:27,820 ♪ Looking outside from the inside 1074 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:31,908 ♪ Tomorrow's dance shootin' past 1075 01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:34,410 Yeah! 1076 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:51,059 Happy now? 1077 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:52,765 Eh? 1078 01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:56,565 Is he not beautiful? 1079 01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,787 What do you mean? What are you talking about? 1080 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,146 You know what I mean. 1081 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,358 You can tell me. Come on. 1082 01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:09,744 Don't be so stupid. 1083 01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:11,367 Uh, Stan... 1084 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:15,125 - Take a bit top off the bass, will you? - Oh, come on. 1085 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,203 Look, if you knew him like I knew him. 1086 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,335 You make sure nobody ever does, don't you? 1087 01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:25,679 Yeah. 1088 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:28,092 ♪ So keep dancing to delights 1089 01:10:28,182 --> 01:10:31,675 ♪ I've got those honky-tonk guitar 1090 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:36,389 ♪ Americana Stray Cat blues... ♪ 1091 01:10:40,111 --> 01:10:42,854 All we want is somewhere peaceful to live, 1092 01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:45,360 where Jim can concentrate and work. 1093 01:10:45,450 --> 01:10:48,443 He works the best when he's under pressure. 1094 01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,370 You just think of all those songs that came out of that old van 1095 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:53,664 when we were gigging up and down the motorways. 1096 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,959 - They were fabulous. - You'll destroy yourself, Jim. 1097 01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:00,333 - You are working too hard. - He loves it. 1098 01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:04,417 Listen, when we get to New York, you'll have the biggest giggle of your life. 1099 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:06,297 I hate New York. 1100 01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:08,379 I'm sick and tired of being photographed. 1101 01:11:08,473 --> 01:11:10,659 I don't think that's going to be a problem, love, is it? 1102 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:13,266 After all, it is him they want to photograph. 1103 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:30,234 Right, hold it there, boys, hold it. 1104 01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:32,786 Now, Simon, we're going to have to adjust the balance on this. 1105 01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:35,247 - Can you go down on the left-hand mic there? - Fine, fine! 1106 01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:39,835 Am I right in believing that the theme of the album is the deification of woman? 1107 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:43,209 Oh, yes, you could say something like that. 1108 01:11:43,341 --> 01:11:46,925 - Sort of women's lib thing? - Oh, no, not at all. 1109 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,466 It is to the glory of woman. 1110 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,547 How can I explain? 1111 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:57,599 ♪ Forsaken by my despair! 1112 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,723 ♪ You are my love 1113 01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:05,481 ♪ How can I live? 1114 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,568 ♪ Without... ♪ 1115 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,241 Look, what's happening? I can't hear a thing in the cans! 1116 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:14,365 - Can you turn it up, please? - I'm sorry, Jim. We'll get it right, hang on. 1117 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:21,076 Come on! Where's the track? 1118 01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:23,829 Hany on a sec, Jim, hang on. 1119 01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:27,382 We're having a little trouble with the balance. Okay, one little problem. 1120 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:36,558 Tell Jim I'll be back when he finishes. I'm just going to the hotel. 1121 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:47,019 ♪ Woman! 1122 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:50,564 You wanna get yourselves a bleedin' kettle in here. 1123 01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:57,117 ♪ Free! ♪ 1124 01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:01,375 - Great! That's it, Jim. Great. - Yeah, that felt really good. 1125 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,998 Fantastic! What do you think, Danielle? 1126 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,668 - All right, I'll talk to him. - Danielle? 1127 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:10,508 She's not here, Jim. 1128 01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:12,593 Gone back to the hotel. 1129 01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:15,304 That's fucking great! 1130 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:19,579 All right. Well, we'll have a party by ourselves then, shall we? 1131 01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:21,307 All right then. 1132 01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:25,390 Hang about, lads. 1133 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:27,020 Don't go away. 1134 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:45,248 Here, girls! Girls, come here. Do you wanna go to a party? 1135 01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:41,679 Jim! 1136 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,518 Jim! Jim! 1137 01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:47,477 Oh, Jim! 1138 01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,164 Christ! 1139 01:15:19,306 --> 01:15:21,172 See, what we do is this. 1140 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:24,226 We get the cinemas and the TV companies all over the world 1141 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:28,646 to put up a big enough advance to cover the cost of the album and the show. 1142 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:32,108 Well, I mean, that way, we can't lose. I mean... 1143 01:15:33,070 --> 01:15:36,438 If they can pick up money putting on boxing shows, 1144 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:40,780 just think what we can pick up putting Jim MacLaine on satellite. 1145 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:48,291 For every one boxing fan there must be at least 5,000 pop fans. 1146 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:56,257 I mean, to coincide with the concert, 1147 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:59,878 what we can do is to put the album out worldwide. 1148 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,965 Well, just think of all that promotion, Porter Lee. 1149 01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:05,558 It's all or nothing this one, Porter... 1150 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:10,521 What kind of concert, Mike? 1151 01:16:12,526 --> 01:16:15,940 Don't worry about the concert, eh? Just leave that to me. 1152 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:19,523 I tell you one thing, it'll be like something you've never seen before. 1153 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:23,993 That's a pretty good idea, Mike. 1154 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,412 Maybe I can do something. 1155 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:28,615 He'll be bigger than Adolf Hitler after this lot! 1156 01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:46,133 Here they come, Abbott and Costello. 1157 01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:48,765 Could you by any chance give me a ride? 1158 01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:53,974 What is all this crap about you being the minstrel of a generation? 1159 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:57,151 Typical understatement. 1160 01:16:58,030 --> 01:17:00,773 You should donate your brain to medical science. 1161 01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:02,232 Now. 1162 01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:05,869 It's like a bleedin' cemetery in here. 1163 01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:11,370 300 million fans can't be wrong. 1164 01:17:11,502 --> 01:17:12,618 Really? 1165 01:17:16,173 --> 01:17:17,173 Hello. 1166 01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:19,935 - They might be though. - Sorry, love, we're not doing any interviews. 1167 01:17:20,010 --> 01:17:21,467 All right, bye. 1168 01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:25,013 Operator. 1169 01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:27,473 Hello. 1170 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:30,098 Well, if you answered, I wouldn't flash, would I? 1171 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:33,147 Now look, don't keep putting phone calls through. I've asked you so many... 1172 01:17:33,232 --> 01:17:35,474 Well, no more, please. Thank you. 1173 01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:40,229 Here, are you all right? 1174 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:42,407 Yes. 1175 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:46,158 Jim? Jim? 1176 01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:48,620 Look who I've got. Colin Day, get your ass in here. 1177 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,447 Look, how about this for a surprise, huh? 1178 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:52,658 We just couldn't stay away. Good luck with the show. 1179 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,001 Hey, Jim! 1180 01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:00,798 You tell him. 1181 01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:04,698 Jim, you're not going to believe this, but the latest predicted global viewing figure for tonight 1182 01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:07,009 - is 300 million. - Yeah, 300 million! 1183 01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:10,058 Provided reception in Australia, New Zealand and the Far East is good. 1184 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:13,350 We've had a bit of a problem with the ground station 1185 01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:16,853 and we might have to go via the Pacific and the Indian Ocean satellite. 1186 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:19,880 Go over there and get some of that champagne. That's what it's there for! 1187 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:24,114 The latest projected advances on the record in the States is $3 million. 1188 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,613 - Where's Jim? Where's he at? - He's gone into the bathroom. 1189 01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,068 Huh? Jim? 1190 01:18:28,162 --> 01:18:30,119 - He's all right. - Yeah, he's all right. 1191 01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:32,284 It's getting too bloody fucking crowded in here. 1192 01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:36,539 Yeah, crowds. Come on! Let's have a little fun there. Come on, folks! 1193 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:39,628 All right? 1194 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:44,250 All right? Jim? 1195 01:18:47,014 --> 01:18:48,346 I'll roll you one up. 1196 01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:57,058 That's it, Mike. 1197 01:18:57,149 --> 01:18:58,481 I've had it. 1198 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:00,058 Don't be silly. 1199 01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:03,357 After tonight, I'm out. 1200 01:19:05,115 --> 01:19:07,607 I'm pissed off with being locked up in hotel rooms, 1201 01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:09,863 waiting for room service. 1202 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:13,325 You're like the wardens. 1203 01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:19,331 It's all right for them. 1204 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:22,209 At least they don't have to play at being the clown. 1205 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:25,588 See, I'm on stage for a whole hour tonight and... 1206 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,837 I have to play at being Judy Garland for an hour. 1207 01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:35,014 I jump when they said jump. 1208 01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:42,772 I spend enough time being locked up in fucking planes and bathrooms, 1209 01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:45,069 hiding from people that I made rich. 1210 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:47,947 Here you are, try that. 1211 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,277 It's weird. 1212 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:56,411 Look, I just wanted to write an opera. 1213 01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,205 About women. 1214 01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:03,163 Something dedicated to my mother. 1215 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:08,423 But then the media's got hold of it and turned it into a bloody electronic nightmare. 1216 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:14,432 They can only push you so far. 300 million viewers, Christ! 1217 01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:18,804 As soon as this is over, 1218 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:21,230 we'll get out, Mike, eh? 1219 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,850 Just disappear. 1220 01:20:23,944 --> 01:20:26,982 We'll go away and live like kings. 1221 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:33,532 Somewhere where there's no Porter Lee, no TV, no press. 1222 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:36,078 No professional layabouts. 1223 01:20:36,206 --> 01:20:38,476 - Everybody happy? - Quiet in the studio! 1224 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,708 Two, one, on air! 1225 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:58,969 ♪ Woman, goddess divine 1226 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:04,233 ♪ Blessed bodies of life 1227 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,838 - Four on two next. - Keep coming back with me, keep coming back. 1228 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,855 30 seconds. Five on three next. 1229 01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,403 ♪ In your womb 1230 01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:17,329 ♪ Cloistered like a welcome tomb 1231 01:21:17,456 --> 01:21:19,368 - 16 on four next. - Pull back. 1232 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:21,742 - Coming to you now, one. - Lovely! Great, great! 1233 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:27,293 ♪ In that sacred womb 1234 01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:58,407 23 on one next. Go on two. 1235 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:14,298 ♪ Sacrifice 1236 01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:19,508 ♪ For mine and his sake 1237 01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:27,107 ♪ Forsaken by my despair 1238 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,731 ♪ Here in my life 1239 01:22:30,863 --> 01:22:34,732 ♪ How can I live 1240 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:41,201 ♪ Without my life? 1241 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:44,449 - Nice, very good. - One minute left. 31 on one next. 1242 01:22:44,585 --> 01:22:46,497 Zooming one. 1243 01:22:46,587 --> 01:22:48,920 - 32 on two next. - Wider. 1244 01:22:50,132 --> 01:22:51,964 33 on one next. 1245 01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:55,551 ♪ God lets your love 1246 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:57,503 ♪ Your heart, my soul 1247 01:22:57,598 --> 01:23:02,684 ♪ My dreams set free 1248 01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:46,261 Two minutes 30. 1249 01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:48,308 39 on one. 1250 01:23:50,817 --> 01:23:53,355 - 40 on three next. - Zoom in, that's right. 1251 01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:55,023 - 41 on one next. - Nice and gentle. 1252 01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:02,944 ♪ Life full of regrets no more 1253 01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:08,621 ♪ Be my handsome store ♪ 1254 01:24:08,752 --> 01:24:10,592 - Beautiful, Ricky, beautiful! - Three minutes. 1255 01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:16,879 ♪ Shelter me from pain 1256 01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:24,049 ♪ Heal the scars from burning rain 1257 01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:32,185 ♪ Sancta 1258 01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:43,154 ♪ Comfort my torment 1259 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:46,032 ♪ And pray 1260 01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,240 ♪ Woman! 1261 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,162 ♪ Mother! 1262 01:24:52,004 --> 01:24:54,371 ♪ Lover! 1263 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:58,549 ♪ Friend! ♪ 1264 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:13,894 Carry round the bend. 1265 01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:16,769 Cor, look at that! Look at that castle! 1266 01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:19,104 It's unbelievable! 1267 01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:21,655 - Quick! - Big. B-I-G. 1268 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:23,866 Who owns the castle? 1269 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:26,365 No entiendo. 1270 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:28,037 Hard work this is. 1271 01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:30,911 Well, offer him some beads. 1272 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,659 Señor! Señor! 1273 01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,454 Cracked it, ain't I? 1274 01:25:37,924 --> 01:25:41,463 No, no, no. No, I don't want a postcard. I want to buy the bleedin' place. 1275 01:25:59,780 --> 01:26:02,193 What a fantastic place! 1276 01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:17,871 It's great, Mike. I must have it. 1277 01:26:17,964 --> 01:26:21,878 It's wonderful. A couple of million pesetas should set us right as rain. 1278 01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:25,595 If you're going to go potty, you may as well potty in style. 1279 01:26:27,891 --> 01:26:29,848 Baaa! 1280 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,145 We're in! 1281 01:26:35,107 --> 01:26:36,973 Ah, look at all the space. 1282 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:41,228 Poo, dear! Smells a bit like your old caravan. 1283 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:43,737 And we haven't even started yet. 1284 01:26:45,992 --> 01:26:47,904 Bathroom en suite. 1285 01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:50,612 Oi! 1286 01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:52,447 Here, I think I've pulled here. 1287 01:27:41,298 --> 01:27:43,210 Oi! Watch it! 1288 01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:45,758 Mori mala. Si. 1289 01:27:45,844 --> 01:27:48,302 He's loco. Nutcases. 1290 01:27:48,388 --> 01:27:49,424 Oi! 1291 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:53,091 This is Rover. I found her. 1292 01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:54,471 Say hello, Rover. 1293 01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:56,979 She's mine. 1294 01:27:58,231 --> 01:27:59,722 That's nice. 1295 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:01,182 Two strays. 1296 01:28:01,318 --> 01:28:04,061 Hope you'll be very happy together. 1297 01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:06,441 Here, you're wet, ain't cha? 1298 01:28:06,573 --> 01:28:08,690 But I'm getting drier. 1299 01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:11,651 Come on then. 1300 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:13,737 Here, Paco! 1301 01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:15,742 Quantas finito a que? 1302 01:28:25,675 --> 01:28:27,962 - Buenos dias, padre! - Buenos dias, Michael! 1303 01:28:33,225 --> 01:28:36,184 Hang on, girl. Straight as a die. 1304 01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:40,022 Rover! 1305 01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:42,564 Watch it, Rover, otherwise we'll show you the yellow card! 1306 01:28:42,651 --> 01:28:45,689 I will not stand for that sort of behaviour on this build! 1307 01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:48,442 Rover, it's an early bath for you, off! 1308 01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,127 Cor, fantastic! 1309 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,585 Look at JD! 1310 01:29:21,815 --> 01:29:23,306 Get off! 1311 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,520 That should be in a kennel outside! 1312 01:29:25,569 --> 01:29:29,062 Well, not in her condition she can't. Hey, Rover. 1313 01:29:29,155 --> 01:29:32,148 - What are you talking about, condition? - What you doing? 1314 01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:34,029 She's with child. 1315 01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:36,532 - Come on here, come here, girl. - Congratulations. 1316 01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:38,157 Your first? 1317 01:29:38,248 --> 01:29:40,114 Well, I think so. 1318 01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:43,497 All my other mistakes got flushed away, like yours. 1319 01:29:43,587 --> 01:29:45,920 Well, come on, Rover. You're eating for nine now. 1320 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,464 Sit, up, up. 1321 01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:51,384 Sit! Good girl. 1322 01:29:51,469 --> 01:29:53,711 Right now, sit! Sit! 1323 01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:56,923 Right, let's get a bit of meat. 1324 01:29:57,017 --> 01:29:59,304 Sit, sit. No, no. Sit. 1325 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:02,102 Don't do that, Mike. Look, what are you doing? 1326 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:07,275 That'll be great. That'll be great when we've got a castle full of puppies pissing everywhere. 1327 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:09,192 Terrific! I love that. 1328 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:12,647 What's happening tonight? 1329 01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:15,824 Well, you're the king of the castle. 1330 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:21,535 Mike, please, get that dog off the chair. 1331 01:30:23,293 --> 01:30:25,125 What about a party then, eh? 1332 01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:29,793 What and bring out all those clapped-out whores from the village? Terrific. 1333 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:34,047 All right, tell you what we'll do. 1334 01:30:34,137 --> 01:30:36,550 We'll have the old 15-rounder, eh? 1335 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,132 Frazier versus Ali. I'll be Ali. 1336 01:30:41,019 --> 01:30:42,135 I'll cripple you. 1337 01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,523 All right. 1338 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:49,316 Outside, six o'clock. 1339 01:30:50,028 --> 01:30:51,314 Come on. 1340 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,403 Come here. Come on, Rover. 1341 01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:55,231 I'll bring the gear. 1342 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,237 Come on, girl, come on. 1343 01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:08,836 I'm so full of fun, you're drop in one! 1344 01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:10,709 Come on then! 1345 01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:17,587 It ain't no fun, you're gonna drop in one! 1346 01:31:18,723 --> 01:31:22,307 Eh, you're a bum, I'm gonna make you run. 1347 01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:28,768 Una. 1348 01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:30,266 Dos. 1349 01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:31,938 Tres. 1350 01:31:32,070 --> 01:31:33,481 - Right. - Cuatro. 1351 01:31:34,447 --> 01:31:35,447 Cinco. 1352 01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:38,491 Genius must be seen to beat eccentric then. 1353 01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:03,633 No, no. What are you talking about? 1354 01:32:10,316 --> 01:32:14,230 Campeón del mundo por KO Muhammad Ali! 1355 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:24,154 I told you you'd be mesmerised by the old Ali shuffle, didn't I? 1356 01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:25,488 Piss off! 1357 01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,081 Come on! 1358 01:32:38,261 --> 01:32:39,547 Rover! 1359 01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:41,170 Come on! 1360 01:32:41,264 --> 01:32:42,630 Where is she? 1361 01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:57,861 Come here, girl, come on! What's the matter? 1362 01:32:57,947 --> 01:32:59,779 Stop making that noise! 1363 01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:01,402 Come here, come here. 1364 01:33:01,534 --> 01:33:02,570 Oi! 1365 01:33:06,081 --> 01:33:07,663 Get down! 1366 01:33:21,888 --> 01:33:23,129 Is she all right? 1367 01:33:27,060 --> 01:33:28,767 She's not pregnant any more. 1368 01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:36,692 Look, Mike, I'm really sorry. 1369 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:38,648 Honest. 1370 01:33:39,823 --> 01:33:41,280 I had no idea. 1371 01:33:42,450 --> 01:33:44,612 Just a little tab of acid. 1372 01:33:44,702 --> 01:33:46,284 It doesn't matter. 1373 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:51,824 Just a bad trip really, eh? 1374 01:33:51,918 --> 01:33:53,409 Just forget it. 1375 01:33:57,799 --> 01:33:58,915 Gently. 1376 01:34:02,303 --> 01:34:03,544 Gently. 1377 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:05,254 It makes us even. 1378 01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:11,598 Danielle. You didn't have to do it. 1379 01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:15,730 You and I deserve each other. 1380 01:34:18,945 --> 01:34:21,858 I'm not saying it's necessary to go back into the business full-time. 1381 01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:25,567 Hell, not even an album, Jim. But you've got your fans to think about. 1382 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:28,528 You know, you've got to throw them a bone every now and then. 1383 01:34:29,372 --> 01:34:31,705 How are the Stray Cats doing without me? 1384 01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:34,579 Well, the Stray Cats... Here, give me that up here. 1385 01:34:34,669 --> 01:34:36,877 Uh, Johnny went back to the group, you know that. 1386 01:34:37,797 --> 01:34:40,835 - They really need me now. - The whole world needs you, Jim 1387 01:34:42,135 --> 01:34:45,048 He won't come back. You may as well forget it. 1388 01:34:45,138 --> 01:34:48,051 - You're so sure of that, are you? - He's past it. 1389 01:34:48,183 --> 01:34:50,926 - The old creative juices have dried up. - That's ridiculous. 1390 01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:53,427 - You know that as well as I do, Mike. - Look... 1391 01:34:53,521 --> 01:34:55,934 We've been here two years. He hasn't played a note. 1392 01:34:56,024 --> 01:34:58,311 He hasn't done anything in two years. 1393 01:34:59,319 --> 01:35:01,402 Lucky you fleeced him when you did. 1394 01:35:01,487 --> 01:35:05,151 Every great artist goes through a bad patch one time or another. Hell, look at Bobby Dylan. 1395 01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:07,525 After his accident, he didn't work for two years. 1396 01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:09,652 Hell, maybe more! And there's Mahler. 1397 01:35:09,787 --> 01:35:11,307 - And Orson Welles. - He's scared stiff. 1398 01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:15,450 You haven't said one goddamn positive thing all night. Why don't you go take a walk, boy? 1399 01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:22,835 Now, Jim... 1400 01:35:23,801 --> 01:35:26,259 There's still a lot of interest in you. 1401 01:35:26,346 --> 01:35:28,303 But I don't know how long we can keep it up. 1402 01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:32,554 I mean, the whole world is fascinated by a recluse, but that fascination can be a short-lived thing. 1403 01:35:32,644 --> 01:35:36,854 Look, my friend, before long your taxes will be higher than your royalties. 1404 01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:41,810 - That means one thing, that we're going to... - I don't want to get into that tonight. 1405 01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:44,236 Jim, what would you say to a television interview, huh? 1406 01:35:44,364 --> 01:35:47,573 I mean, those TV people would give anything to come down here and talk to you. 1407 01:35:47,659 --> 01:35:48,900 - Just talk, that's all. - No. 1408 01:35:49,035 --> 01:35:51,573 Before you say no, I want you to think about it. 1409 01:35:51,704 --> 01:35:53,849 In another year, you're going to be forgotten, Jim. Really. 1410 01:35:53,873 --> 01:35:56,365 I mean, there are young kids coming along now. 1411 01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:59,042 I'm saying they're anywhere near as talented as you are. 1412 01:35:59,128 --> 01:36:02,667 But your fans are getting older too, Jim, and if you want to stay alive in this business, 1413 01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:05,966 you gotta expose yourself every once in a while. Really. 1414 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:08,635 Now, am I getting through to you now? 1415 01:36:08,721 --> 01:36:09,882 Jim? 1416 01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:15,176 Maybe you'd better show him that tax structure. 1417 01:36:16,688 --> 01:36:20,147 Your UK taxes and your US taxes are in a mess, pal. 1418 01:36:25,446 --> 01:36:28,780 All right, tell me the story. Give me a clue. Tell me what's going on. 1419 01:36:28,866 --> 01:36:30,858 There's no way he won't do it. 1420 01:36:30,952 --> 01:36:33,035 He's like a girl. He wants talking into it. 1421 01:36:34,122 --> 01:36:38,082 Well then, what the hell was all that about? We've been talking till dawn, for God's sake! 1422 01:36:38,167 --> 01:36:41,581 He didn't get where he was because he was more talented than anybody else. 1423 01:36:41,671 --> 01:36:44,414 There's a lot of crap talked about rock 'n' roll. 1424 01:36:44,507 --> 01:36:48,000 He just wanted to be more famous than anybody else, that's all. 1425 01:36:48,094 --> 01:36:49,585 He still does. 1426 01:36:51,681 --> 01:36:55,015 I want you to help me pull this off, Mike. I'll make it worth your while. 1427 01:36:55,101 --> 01:36:56,967 You're a funny man. 1428 01:36:58,146 --> 01:37:00,854 Well, if for nothing else, do it for me. 1429 01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:51,981 - Oh, am I glad to be down here! - Nice to see you again. 1430 01:37:52,075 --> 01:37:53,594 - It's freezing. Hey! - Bit windy up there, wasn't it? 1431 01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:56,326 Nice piece of real estate you got there. Fantastic! 1432 01:37:56,412 --> 01:37:57,653 Hey! How are you? 1433 01:38:15,932 --> 01:38:18,675 Excuse me, gentlemen, it would be very helpful from our point of view 1434 01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:22,164 if we could have Jim down here for a quick rehearsal and then make-up. Say, 30 minutes 1435 01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:24,680 - before transmission. - Mike! 1436 01:38:24,816 --> 01:38:25,816 Mike! 1437 01:38:25,858 --> 01:38:26,858 Yeah? 1438 01:38:27,652 --> 01:38:30,190 Uh, could you get Jim down here? 1439 01:38:30,279 --> 01:38:32,316 Yeah, later. He's sleeping now. 1440 01:38:32,407 --> 01:38:36,071 He's sleeping? Well, would you tell his lordship we could really use his presence? 1441 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:37,822 Please? Huh? 1442 01:38:40,915 --> 01:38:43,394 He'll be right there. Don't worry about a thing. I've found him, Felix. 1443 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:45,618 Oh, and there's a couple of questions I wanted you to... 1444 01:38:48,881 --> 01:38:49,917 Jim? 1445 01:38:52,677 --> 01:38:53,677 Jim? 1446 01:38:55,221 --> 01:38:57,964 Oh, for Christ's sake! Come on, you've only got a few minutes. 1447 01:38:58,057 --> 01:39:00,299 - Get your suit on. - I can't do it, Mike. 1448 01:39:01,352 --> 01:39:04,720 I can't face it. Please, tell them to go away. 1449 01:39:04,856 --> 01:39:07,064 Jim, I am not telling them to go anywhere. 1450 01:39:07,150 --> 01:39:10,018 Now, come on, get your arse off there and get that suit on! 1451 01:39:10,111 --> 01:39:11,111 I can't. 1452 01:39:11,237 --> 01:39:14,277 Look, don't try and make me look a bloody idiot in front of all these people! 1453 01:39:14,407 --> 01:39:17,366 - Now, come on! - No! I can't do it. 1454 01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:20,820 Look, Jim... 1455 01:39:25,626 --> 01:39:28,369 When we humped those dodgems at the fairground together... 1456 01:39:30,548 --> 01:39:33,416 you did it all day long, didn't you? Cos it was your job. 1457 01:39:35,094 --> 01:39:39,259 And when you were in the group, even when you were dead on your feet with tiredness, 1458 01:39:39,348 --> 01:39:41,590 you still played, cos it was your job. 1459 01:39:41,684 --> 01:39:44,893 And now you're a fucking star, mate. You've got to do it. 1460 01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:47,813 You've got to do this show. It's your job. 1461 01:39:47,899 --> 01:39:50,607 Look, don't say you can't. 1462 01:39:50,693 --> 01:39:53,380 If you can't do this, you can't do anything. It's only a performance. 1463 01:39:53,404 --> 01:39:55,487 You like performing, don't you? 1464 01:39:57,867 --> 01:39:58,903 Jim. 1465 01:39:59,785 --> 01:40:01,947 Do it for me, eh? 1466 01:40:02,038 --> 01:40:03,574 Do it for me. 1467 01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:12,830 You know your trouble, Jim? 1468 01:40:14,467 --> 01:40:16,834 You've been dropping too much dope lately. 1469 01:40:19,430 --> 01:40:20,546 Mike. 1470 01:40:21,599 --> 01:40:25,388 We had a lot of fun in the van, didn't we? You know, gigging around. 1471 01:40:26,521 --> 01:40:27,932 Not really. 1472 01:40:30,483 --> 01:40:33,146 Three years he toured Britain and America. 1473 01:40:33,236 --> 01:40:35,819 He's done this in every country in the world. 1474 01:40:35,905 --> 01:40:38,258 - I don't care about every country. This country. - Even in Arabic. 1475 01:40:38,282 --> 01:40:41,320 Hey, I'll go and get him myself. What more can I do for you, huh? 1476 01:40:42,161 --> 01:40:43,902 Hey! Now, where the hell is he? 1477 01:40:43,996 --> 01:40:46,183 That producer's going out of his mind and I can't blame him. 1478 01:40:46,207 --> 01:40:49,541 - Now, where is he? I don't see him here. - He's on his way. 1479 01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:52,147 He's on his way right now. You don't have a thing to worry about. 1480 01:40:52,171 --> 01:40:55,150 Now, look, I don't want to make anybody nervous. We're gonna be off the set. 1481 01:40:55,174 --> 01:40:57,736 - Okay, everybody, on your toes, por favor. - We'll be up here. Come on, come on. 1482 01:40:57,760 --> 01:41:00,173 Standing by, ready to go. Muchas gracias. 1483 01:41:00,263 --> 01:41:02,255 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1484 01:41:13,442 --> 01:41:15,712 Yeah, come on, boys. Now, I don't want any more photographs. 1485 01:41:15,736 --> 01:41:17,856 You're gonna get plenty of opportunity after the show. 1486 01:41:18,698 --> 01:41:20,860 How's reception in Asia? 1487 01:41:31,002 --> 01:41:34,416 Hey, get this. Up there, that's it. On the balcony. You got that? 1488 01:41:43,556 --> 01:41:45,576 Well, there's your boy. You think he'll be all right? 1489 01:41:45,600 --> 01:41:47,091 Bloody close. 1490 01:41:47,184 --> 01:41:49,597 - He's a real professional. - Course he is. 1491 01:41:54,275 --> 01:41:55,766 Hello, Jim. 1492 01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:57,271 Ed Burns. 1493 01:41:57,987 --> 01:42:01,196 - I remember you from New York. - Well, it's nice of you to remember. 1494 01:42:01,282 --> 01:42:03,194 I forgot to forget. 1495 01:42:03,284 --> 01:42:06,573 I appreciate you letting us come here to your castle in Spain. 1496 01:42:06,662 --> 01:42:08,995 - It must be fantastic living here. - Okay, let's go. 1497 01:42:09,081 --> 01:42:14,042 And also for giving us permission to do this very, very special show on you. 1498 01:42:14,128 --> 01:42:16,290 What I'd like to do is show some films. 1499 01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:20,340 So why don't you just sit down there and relax, and we'll have a chat. 1500 01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:25,679 Perhaps more than any other, the name of Jim MacLaine 1501 01:42:25,765 --> 01:42:28,849 has been associated with the spirit of international youth. 1502 01:42:28,976 --> 01:42:33,186 In the last ten years, his career has taken him from fairground attendant to rock star. 1503 01:42:38,944 --> 01:42:41,186 - Okay, amigos, we've got a show. - Okay! 1504 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:43,383 For three years, he toured Britain and America 1505 01:42:43,407 --> 01:42:45,615 as the lead singer in the Stray Cats rock group. 1506 01:42:45,701 --> 01:42:47,317 Then almost two years ago, 1507 01:42:47,453 --> 01:42:50,116 he performed before the largest audience in history 1508 01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:53,825 when he presented his epic rock symphony "Dea Sancta Et Gloria", 1509 01:42:53,918 --> 01:42:55,784 before a worldwide television audience. 1510 01:42:55,920 --> 01:43:00,335 Since then, MacLaine has lived as a virtual recluse here in his castle in Spain. 1511 01:43:00,466 --> 01:43:03,379 ..Seeing no one and being seen by no one. 1512 01:43:03,469 --> 01:43:08,180 That is until today, when we managed to persuade him to appear live before our cameras. 1513 01:43:09,100 --> 01:43:10,591 Good, good. 1514 01:43:10,726 --> 01:43:14,936 Jim, in the last few you've been compared with some kind of a messiah. 1515 01:43:15,022 --> 01:43:18,311 And your most famous work "Deas Sancta" seems to some to 1516 01:43:18,401 --> 01:43:21,144 be calling for the deification of women. 1517 01:43:21,237 --> 01:43:24,230 How much does God mean to you? 1518 01:43:27,743 --> 01:43:30,451 Somewhere between two and three million dollars. 1519 01:43:30,579 --> 01:43:31,911 Oh, Christ! 1520 01:43:32,039 --> 01:43:33,871 After tax. 1521 01:43:35,501 --> 01:43:40,087 Then there's royalties from the records and the repeats from the television. 1522 01:43:40,214 --> 01:43:43,048 Then, of course, the quarterly PRS cheque. 1523 01:43:43,175 --> 01:43:44,837 Which adds a few bob. 1524 01:43:44,969 --> 01:43:46,835 Is he crazy? 1525 01:43:46,929 --> 01:43:49,296 He's a nutcase! 1526 01:43:50,391 --> 01:43:52,883 Why did you ever decide to become a recluse? 1527 01:43:52,977 --> 01:43:54,513 Re... cluse? 1528 01:43:54,603 --> 01:43:56,890 Come on, Ed, bear down, bear down. Keep after him. 1529 01:43:58,274 --> 01:44:00,607 - He's taking so long to answer. - Yeah. 1530 01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:03,398 - I'm not. It's Mike. - Mike. 1531 01:44:03,529 --> 01:44:06,522 Oh, yeah, that's the fellow that lives with you here in the castle. 1532 01:44:06,615 --> 01:44:07,776 Hmm. 1533 01:44:07,867 --> 01:44:09,403 What's Mike's job? What does he do? 1534 01:44:15,499 --> 01:44:17,456 It's hard to say. 1535 01:44:18,544 --> 01:44:20,786 Well, say something. Come on, kid, let's go! 1536 01:44:22,506 --> 01:44:24,213 Chief balloon buster. 1537 01:44:25,551 --> 01:44:26,758 Chief b... in the castle? 1538 01:44:28,345 --> 01:44:29,881 He's a nut! 1539 01:44:30,014 --> 01:44:31,550 Tell me, Jim, uh... 1540 01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:34,720 Anyway, there's him and the whores. 1541 01:44:34,852 --> 01:44:36,138 Jesus Christ! 1542 01:44:36,270 --> 01:44:38,011 Oh, God! 1543 01:44:39,273 --> 01:44:41,060 I shouldn't really say that. 1544 01:44:41,150 --> 01:44:43,312 Not in a good Catholic country like this. 1545 01:44:43,444 --> 01:44:45,857 That son of a bitch is blowing the whole thing! 1546 01:44:46,739 --> 01:44:48,480 There's plenty of them! 1547 01:44:48,574 --> 01:44:50,315 They keep us warm. 1548 01:44:50,993 --> 01:44:54,828 Sometimes I wonder why we bother interviewing prize bastards like this. 1549 01:44:54,914 --> 01:44:57,031 I appreciate your honesty. 1550 01:44:57,124 --> 01:45:02,085 How do you feel about the fact that your wife and son may possibly be watching this show? 1551 01:45:02,171 --> 01:45:04,333 Manalo, go in close. 1552 01:45:07,676 --> 01:45:09,884 Get those eyes! What the hell's the matter with him? 1553 01:45:12,389 --> 01:45:14,631 I have a lovely little boy. 1554 01:45:15,726 --> 01:45:17,592 I should be very proud of him. 1555 01:45:17,728 --> 01:45:22,974 What about the future? Planning any more records or concerts in the United States? 1556 01:45:24,944 --> 01:45:26,276 That son of a b... 1557 01:45:30,741 --> 01:45:31,741 Jim? 1558 01:45:35,204 --> 01:45:37,742 What's the matter with him? Go VTR! 1559 01:45:40,376 --> 01:45:42,538 What the hell's the matter with him, anyhow? 1560 01:45:42,628 --> 01:45:44,689 - What's wrong with him? - What the hell's the matter with him? 1561 01:45:46,048 --> 01:45:48,961 You could say I've got no long-term plans. 1562 01:45:49,093 --> 01:45:51,881 - Now you told me everything was going to be... - Oh, shut up! 1563 01:45:54,056 --> 01:45:56,389 What are your favourite recollections... 1564 01:45:56,517 --> 01:45:59,180 - of being a super-star? - None of it's been worthwhile. 1565 01:45:59,311 --> 01:46:00,768 Si, emergency. 1566 01:46:00,896 --> 01:46:02,228 I don't care. 1567 01:46:02,356 --> 01:46:03,972 I've had a good time. 1568 01:46:04,817 --> 01:46:08,481 ♪ There have been good times ♪ 1569 01:46:08,612 --> 01:46:12,231 - Jim, what's going on? - It's okay, we've gone to VTR. One of his old shows. 1570 01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:13,982 ♪ Good times ♪ 1571 01:46:14,118 --> 01:46:16,958 Son of a bitch! You were the guys who were supposed to take care of him! 1572 01:46:18,747 --> 01:46:20,955 - What's the matter with him? Jim? - ♪ Good times ♪ 1573 01:46:21,041 --> 01:46:24,079 - What the hell has happened? - Help! Help me, please. 1574 01:46:24,169 --> 01:46:25,785 He's OD'd! He's OD'd. 1575 01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:27,667 - Oh, for Christ's sake! - Overdose! 1576 01:46:27,756 --> 01:46:29,713 Paco, Paco, cut VTR! Go live! 1577 01:46:34,722 --> 01:46:37,840 - Move, move! Quickly! - Get out of the way! 1578 01:46:37,975 --> 01:46:41,514 Move, please! Get out of the way! Please, move! 1579 01:46:49,695 --> 01:46:51,152 You selfish bastard! 1580 01:46:51,989 --> 01:46:53,355 I made you. 1581 01:47:04,001 --> 01:47:07,665 Every step of the way, I was the one holding your hand, making sure you got the breaks. 1582 01:47:12,426 --> 01:47:16,841 Always bribing and blackmailing for you. Pulling whores and dope and God knows what shit. 1583 01:47:20,726 --> 01:47:22,809 You were humiliated. Well, what about me, eh? 1584 01:47:23,771 --> 01:47:26,764 For every one you took, I took a million from those bastards that hang on! 1585 01:47:28,317 --> 01:47:29,728 What's the matter? 1586 01:47:34,615 --> 01:47:36,322 Que pasa? 1587 01:47:36,408 --> 01:47:37,444 Eh? 1588 01:47:37,576 --> 01:47:39,533 Él muerto, él muerto. 1589 01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:42,033 Jim? 1590 01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:44,994 Jim, you can't fucking die! 1591 01:47:46,210 --> 01:47:48,076 Jim, I own half of you! 1592 01:47:48,212 --> 01:47:49,419 Don't... 1593 01:48:10,401 --> 01:48:12,170 Please, no pictures! Stay back, please! 1594 01:48:12,194 --> 01:48:14,060 Please, stay back! 1595 01:48:14,196 --> 01:48:16,779 No pictures! No pictures! 1596 01:48:23,872 --> 01:48:25,955 Make way! Make way! 1597 01:48:32,881 --> 01:48:34,167 Stay back! Stay back! 1598 01:48:46,812 --> 01:48:49,805 Get 'em out of here! It's a good story, innit? 1599 01:49:01,368 --> 01:49:06,159 We want Jim! We want Jim! We want Jim! 1600 01:49:06,248 --> 01:49:09,457 We want Jim! We want Jim! 1601 01:49:09,585 --> 01:49:13,420 We want Jim! We want Jim! 1602 01:49:13,505 --> 01:49:16,794 We want Jim! We want Jim! 1603 01:49:16,884 --> 01:49:20,924 ♪ Look what they've done to the rock 'n' roll clown 1604 01:49:21,013 --> 01:49:22,254 ♪ Oh! 1605 01:49:23,849 --> 01:49:28,560 ♪ Ah, rock 'n' roll clown, look he's dead on the ground 1606 01:49:28,687 --> 01:49:29,723 ♪ Oh! 1607 01:49:31,231 --> 01:49:34,099 ♪ Well, he used to high fly 1608 01:49:34,234 --> 01:49:37,853 ♪ But he crashed out the sky 1609 01:49:37,988 --> 01:49:39,900 ♪ In a stardust fling 1610 01:49:39,990 --> 01:49:42,858 ♪ Hey, rock 'n roll king is down 1611 01:49:46,163 --> 01:49:50,908 ♪ Roll on up, won't you come and take a look at me 1612 01:49:51,001 --> 01:49:52,001 ♪ Oh! 1613 01:49:53,337 --> 01:49:59,254 ♪ Come on, stand in line, just one at a time and see me 1614 01:50:00,719 --> 01:50:03,962 ♪ See my painted-on grin 1615 01:50:04,056 --> 01:50:07,174 ♪ As I stand up to sing 1616 01:50:07,267 --> 01:50:12,479 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down 1617 01:50:13,524 --> 01:50:16,267 ♪ But he's the leader of the band 1618 01:50:17,361 --> 01:50:19,774 ♪ Yes, a lonely man 1619 01:50:20,656 --> 01:50:23,694 ♪ Don't you, do you wanna take his hand? 1620 01:50:24,785 --> 01:50:28,074 ♪ Yes, you know you can 1621 01:50:44,263 --> 01:50:47,506 ♪ Well, I used to high fly 1622 01:50:47,599 --> 01:50:50,683 ♪ But I crashed out the sky 1623 01:50:50,769 --> 01:50:56,310 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down 1624 01:50:58,068 --> 01:51:03,655 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down 1625 01:51:05,409 --> 01:51:11,906 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down 1626 01:51:12,875 --> 01:51:19,213 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down 1627 01:51:20,215 --> 01:51:25,882 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down 1628 01:51:27,598 --> 01:51:33,640 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down 1629 01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:40,601 ♪ In a stardust fling Hey, rock 'n' roll king is down... ♪ 129471